Recap / Orange Is the New Black

Season One

Every sentence is a story.

1. "I Wasn't Ready"
2. "Tit Punch"
3. "Lesbian Request Denied"
4. "Imaginary Enemies"
5. "The Chickening"
6. "WAC Pack"
7. "Blood Donut"
8. "Moscow Mule"
9. "Fucksgiving"
10. "Bora Bora Bora"
11. "Tall Man with Feelings"
12. "Fool Me Once"
13. "Can't Fix Crazy"

Season Two

Back with conviction.

1. "Thirsty Bird"
2. "Looks Blue Tastes Red"
3. "Hugs Can Be Deceiving"
4. "A Whole Other Hole"
5. "Low Self Esteem City"
6. "You Also Have A Pizza"
7. "Comic Sans"
8. "Appropriately Sized Pots"
9. "40 Oz. of Furlough"
10. "Little Mustachioed Shit"
11. "Take a Break from Your Values"
12. "It Was the Change"
13. "We Have Manners. We're Polite."

Season Three

The third coming.

1. "Mother's Day"
2. "Bed Bugs and Beyond"
3. "Empathy Is a Boner Killer"
4. "Finger in the Dyke"
5. "Fake It Till You Fake It Some More"
6. "Ching Chong Chang"
7. "Tongue Tied"
8. "Fear and Other Smells"
9. "Where My Dreidal At?
10. "A Tittin' and a Hairin'"
11. "We Can Be Heroes"
12. "Don't Make Me Come Back There"
13. "Trust No Bitch"

Season Four

New blood. New rules.

1. "Work That Body For Me"
2. "Powersuit"
3. "(Don't) Say Anything"
4. "Doctor Psycho"
5. "We'll Always Have Baltimore"
6. "Piece of Shit"
7. "It Sounded Nicer In My Head"
8. "Friends In Low Places"
9. "Turn Table Turn"
10. "Bunny, Skull, Bunny, Skull"
11. "People Persons"
12. "The Animals"
13. "Toast Can't Ever Be Bread Again"

Season Five

Stand up.

1. "Riot FOMO"
2. "Fuck, Marry, Frieda"
3. "Pissters"
4. "Litchfield's Got Talent"
5. "Sing It, White Effie"
6. "Flaming Hot Cheetos"
7. "Full Bush Half Snickers"
8. "Tied to the Tracks"
9. "The Tightening"
10. "The Reverse Midas Touch"
11. "Breaking The Fiberboard Ceiling"
12. "Tattoo You"
13. "Storm-y Weather"

Season Six

To the max.

1. "Who Knows Better Than I"
2. "Shitstorm Coming"
3. "Look Out for Number One"
4. "I'm the Talking Ass"
5. "Mischief Mischief"
6. "State of the Uterus"
7. "Changing Winds"
8. "Gordons"
9. "Break the String"
10. "Chocolate Chip Nookie"
11. "Well This Took a Dark Turn"
12. "Double Trouble"
13. "Be Free"

Season Seven

Orange forever.

1. "Beginning of the End"
2. "Just Desserts"
3. "And Brown is the New Orange"
4. "How to Do Life"
5. "Minority Deport"
6. "Trapped in an Elevator"
7. "Me as Well"
8. "Baker's Dozen"
9. "The Hidey Hole"
10. "The Thirteenth"
11. "God Bless America"
12. "The Big House"
13. "Here's Where We Get Off"

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