Pantheon / Consumption

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Alcohol | Chefs and Establishments | Consumption | Flesh Eaters | Meals (A to M) | Meals (N to Z) | Tastes

Most of the time, there's no one specific way to eat food. Anyone can eat in small or large quantities and sometimes food can be used in unusual ways. There's also the matter of what could go into food that one eats, though that sometimes leads into minor debates on such.

Greater Gods

Galactus

Galactus, The Cosmic Devourer of Planets (Galan, The Devourer of Worlds, The Great Destroyer, The Monster of all Worlds, The Hunger That Does Not Cease, The Lifebringer, Marte, Galaxius, Alberto El Hambriento)

...each mind that views him struggles as best it can to perceive that unguessable force as an image it can comprehend.

• Greater God, Overdeity as Lifebringer.
• Symbol: An uppercase "G".
• Theme Music: Earth K.O.
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Above Good and Evil, Planet Eaters, Being a Cosmic Entity that embodies Entropy, Unconquerable Hunger, A Form You Are Comfortable With, Was Once a Man before his Home Universe was destroyed, leaving him the Last of His Kind, Having god-like ego with the power to match, Yet insisting he isn't a god, Having a tendency to be the bigger threat when compared to other powerful villains, Blue-and-Orange Morality, Giving birth to a daughter all by himself (while being a male), giving Badass Boasts loaded with Purple Prose in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!, Cool Helmet, Cool Starship, Handing out many a Curb-Stomp Battle when he's not being Worfed as a result of being Starved of planets
• Domains: Law, Destruction, Cosmic Power
• Heralds: Galacta (his daughter), the unascended Heralds of Galactus
• High Priest: Pyron
• Allies: Vril Dox/Brainiac
• Rival: Unicron
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Norrin Radd/Silver Surfer
• Friendly Enemy: Clark Kent/Superman (One-sided)
• Enemies: Krona, Tyranids, the whole of the Marvel Comics universe (especially the Fantastic Four)
• Odd Friendship: Darkseid
• Monitored By: Highfather
• Galactus and Unicron competed for the position of God of Planet Eaters. The winner would take the title, and the loser would get eaten. Many planets were consumed in the resulting contest before the GUAG stepped in to stop them. After Galactus declared he didn't actually care about the planets involved, it was decided (with the help of a consult from Reed Richards) that he could take Above Good and Evil while Unicron kept Planet Eater.
  • It's been rumored that the two of them are due for a DEATH BATTLE!.
• Galactus is the last survivor from a previous universe, who somehow survived through the big bang, coming out the other side a supremely powerful being who needs to eat planets in order to survive. This gave him a bit of an apathetic view on life, as he cares less for Good and Evil, and more for just surviving. At least, most of the time.
• Is quite pleased that he actually is a god now after he told Sphinx that he isn't one.
• There exists a reality where Galactus gave up being a planet-eating god to become Elvis. He denies it, but sometimes, when the stellar winds are right, you can hear him humming "Heartbreak Hotel". His Heralds will kill you if you bring it up. The King himself was impressed to learn he had such a fan.
• Killing Galactus is not a good idea, as his death results in the unsealing of an Omnicidal Maniac known as Abraxas. And as bad as Galactus may be, Abraxas is far, far worse.
• Little known fact: Galactus has a daughter. Fortunately for us all, Galacta (or Gali, as she also goes by) actually values the lives of other lifeforms, unlike her somewhat-estranged father, and defends our planet in spite of her hunger pangs by feeding on non-native organisms. She's also pregnant, which means that—you guessed it—Galactus is going to be a grandfather.
• Respects Darkseid as another individual like himself who is a prisoner to his inner nature. Darkseid respects him as a worthy combatant, as he's one of the few who can No-Sell his Omega Beams. It helps that Apokolips has no life force for Galactus to absorb, so there's no threat of Galactus trying to eat it. Highfather, in turn, has been keeping a close eye on him, as New Genesis would be quite a delicious meal for him.
• Galactus cares not for mortals' opinions on his hat. Or his skirt. Or his purple color scheme.
  • His overall appearance is a product of lesser minds' inability to comprehend him. His human-like appearance is merely the one found most comprehensible to human beings. According to Galacta, this extends to the color of the suit that he (and by extension, she) wears, as purple is perceived by humans as the color of royalty. To non-human deities (including sentient animals on Earth), he looks like a member of their species.
• Works really well with Brainiac, to the point that they've practically turned devastating planets into an art form. It helps that Galactus can consume the biospheric energy of the planet and leave the actual planet for Brainiac to collect. When the Marvel and DC universe merged, he combined with Brainiac to form Galactiac.
• Galactus has an enormous interest in Superman, as he finds his status as the last survivor of his planet to be a similar, and somewhat ironic, situation to his own as the last survivor of his original universe. He has even made him one of his (non-pantheonic) Heralds at one point. Superman, on the other hand, has little love for the Devourer of Worlds.
• Despite normally being only annoyed by mortals going against him, there is one being he absolutely refuses to interact with anymore: Krona. This is due to the fact that the mad guardian once killed him and used his body as a base. Galactus would like nothing more than eat that blue menace but is genuinely concerned that trying it would result in him being unmade again.
• Do not remind Galactus of the time he was a cloud. The last time anyone did that, he tried to eat several houses in the Pantheon out of sheer rage.
• Understandably does not like the awful Spanish name that was given to him, Alberto El Hambriento. He doesn't normally act on this hatred, but various deities, Spanish and trolls alike, have been warned.
• As of 2015, Galactus has forsaken his title of Devourer of Worlds and become a Lifebringer. With his new cosmic powers, Galactus can restore life to the planets he once consumed.
  • He was returned to his former status in 2018, after he was convinced by the Silver Surfer to destroy the planet Saiph to prevent Ultron's latest evil scheme. In return, Radd has once again become his Herald (in his universe, not in the Pantheon). Many deities in the pantheon were distressed at hearing this news.

"I HUNGER!"

Midora

Midora, God of Vicious Gluttony

• Rank: Greater God
• Symbol: Gourmet Corp Symbol
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Overly-Long Tongue, Vicious Gluttony, Horrifying Tongues, Evil Scars, The Stoic, Beard of Evil, Power Born From Insatiable Hunger, Woobie Anti-Villain
• Interest: Beelzebub
• Allies: Starjun
• Enemies: Most of the gods from the House of Food, especially Toriko and Komatsu, Various deities from the House of Beasts and Fauna, Matt of the Epic Battle Fantasy Team, Mung Daal Catering, Greninja, Hunk of Team Voltron, Ignis Scientia
• Ascended not long after his victory against Ichiryu. Seeing him use his tongue to devour even the very air itself convinced the other gods that he deserves the post.
• Apparently used to be nicer especially after he met Frohze as a teenager and experienced kindness from her. No one knows (yet) what had happened to change him into the man that he became.
  • Frohze's sacrifice to save him, right after he risked his own life to save her to the point that he almost died, combined with being cursed with a hunger which simply cannot be satisfied, was what drove him into the path of villainy.
• His "Hungry Space" is acknowledged as a dangerous ability as it can cause injuries to suddenly appear out of seemingly nowhere.
• Is highly antagonistic towards the majority of the gods from the House of Food as he would devour everything inside and leave absolutely nothing for the other gods. Even Kirby and Pacman are afraid of his ruthless hunger.
• Tried to devour everything from the House of Beasts, making him an even greater threat than Toriko who at least shows some restraint especially for sentient animals. Not even humans are safe from his ravenous hunger.
• There is chance that Midora is an extreme omnivore on par with Gluttony and Kirby but there is no proof to validate that claim. On the other hand, Midora admits that he favours food that humans can eat, and especially if it appeals to his palate, so he has not interest in becoming a God of Extreme Omnivory.

Pac-Man

Pac-Man, God of Gluttony, Champion of the Arcade (Yellow Fella, Most Recognized Gaming Icon in History, Zac, The Yellow Bane of Ghosts, Dr. Pac-Man, History's Greatest Enemy)

• Greater God
• Symbols: Cherries, strawberries, oranges, apples, pretzels; alternatively, "a pizza with a missing piece" shape (basically the 8-bit Pac-Man)
• Theme Music: Pac-Man Retro Medley, Pac-Man (Namco Museum Vol. 1), Pac-Man Park & Block Plaza
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portfolio: Big Eaters, Granddaddies Of Video Gaming, Hollywood "Just Not Getting Him", Namco's Golden Boy, Consumer of All, The Origin of Powerups, Spectral Exterminator, Booking It, Turning the Tables, Seen Everything, No Concept Of "Quitting", Cool Fathers
• Domains: Fun, Arcade Games, Eating
• Followers:
  • Gluttony aspect: The King of Town
  • Arcade aspect: Master Higgins, "Tom-Tom", Mappy, Galaga, Pitfall Harry, Centipede, dozens of Expies
• Heralds: Jr. Pac-Man/Pacster/Pac-Man II (his son), Ms. Pac-Man (his wife).
• Allies: Yoshi, King Dedede, Aila Jyrkiäinen, Fix-It-Felix Jr., Mario, Sonic, Mr. Game & Watch, SCP-524
• Rivals: Kirby, Garfield
• Pac-Man brought his whole family to the heavens one day, but they decided to go back down to Earth when nobody recognized them.
• Though predated by Game & Watch by a few months, Pac-Man was the world's first actual character in videogames, as the collective of Game & Watch would not spawn a representative among the nameless figures until some time later. A pioneer in an uncharted land, Pac-Man broke the barrier of objects and vehicles being the only player representative in games, giving the players at last a true ally in their quest for the highest scores.
• After the notion of creating a "continuity" for Pac-Man was abandoned, the yellow fella found himself transcending all manners of boundaries — without any sort of ties or anchors to keep him in place, his presence and power snowballed to a degree the likes of which never seen before or since. The act of joining the Mario Kart events was something he was able to do on a whim, and finding his way into the world where the artifact Pandora was being fought for was no trying feat.
  • Thirty years under his belt, Pac-Man finally decided it was time to pass the torch to a new generation. Giving Namco consent to give him a "reincarnation" in a younger and more modern Pac-Man (who turns out to be his son, an all grown up Jr. Pac-Man), the legend respectfully allowed himself to somwhat retire, going out on top as one of the most important figures in gaming history.
  • Following his contacting by old friend and "student" Mario, Pac-Man consented to join the great gathering of Super Smash Bros. for their fourth tournament. It was only shortly thereafter that he became aware of the Pantheon's presence at all and, as he's oft to do, strolled right on in. His legacy was quickly acknowledged and, well aware of the kind of power held behind that deceptively lighthearted package, nobody was exactly keen on the notion of telling him "no".
• Pac-Man, while respected for his significance in history, is also regarded by some of the higher-ups in the justice-oriented Houses as a secret weapon. With his ability to consume quite literally anything, it is kept in mind that this frightening hunger could be unleashed on any rogue member of the pantheon, no matter how great or terrible. Thankfully, Pac-Man's neutrality isn't absolute, and he recognizes that going on a hunger spree amongst the gods would be wrong.
• It has been seen that Pac-Man actually appears distressed or aggravated when in the presence of Missingno, the renown glitched abomination. While the young/modern members of the House can't figure out why, Game & Watch and the House Legends are well aware that Pac-Man's almost instinctive exception to the glitch harkens back to the "Progenitor Glitch", Level 256 that halted his stride years before...
• Made the mistake of taking Light Yagami's favorite bag of potato chips...and EATING them without adding the extra "awesome".
• He and Kirby spend the majority of their time gorging in the dining hall, cleaning up after legendary food fights or eating everyone's leftovers, usually leaving (or in Kirby's case, spitting out) the plates to be washed. There is no waste in this House.
• Has built a miniature robot that looks similar to Mokujin, meant for beating the life out of anyone who gets in his way of an all-you-can-eat buffet. Has also used the mech to hunt down an overweight man who has suffered a mid-life crisis and believes he is Mega Man.
• Is the only being to consume Mystery Food X, an indescribably-horrid dish created by Yukiko Amagi and her allies Chie Satonaka and Rise Kujikawa, without any side effects. Despite which, Pac-Man would still prefer his good ol' power pellets instead.
  • He also has consumed a dish prepared by Noel Vermillion, a dish so bad it knocks an Eldritch Abomination out. The result for Pac-Man is still the same; no side effects.
• Once tried to eat Pinkie Pie after eating a Power Pellet, believing her to be one of the Ghosts.
• Participated in the First Pantheon Gourmet Race and ended up in a three-way tie alongside Goku and Kirby. He naturally has a life-time membership of the Gourmet Racer Club.
• For some reason, PacMan seems to like hanging out on Sark's airship. Amusingly, Sark never seems to take notice of the stowaway.
• He's weary of slingshots, thanks to the many cruel things players did to him in Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures.
• One day, for a joke, Radical Ed reprogramed Pac-Man's famous maze. When the ghost munching God entered for a round, he found that the maze was tilting about, forcing all the ghosts, and himself, to tilt with the maze. He has since forgiven Ed for the prank (Granted, when you have a stomach of iron, it's hard for you to throw up in a tilting maze, and 30+ years of bumping into walls have given him a resistance to head trauma), and certain Gods have requested to try out this new variant of his famous game.
• Panic struck the House of Gaming, as the Progenitor Glitch, 256, returned upon Pac-Man's 35th Birthday, seemingly intent upon consuming he and his rivals to bring all of their series to oblivion. In a bold and heroic bid that may very well have cost him not only life but existence, Pac-Man lured the nightmare away from the House into a hall of endless mazes. Though a slew of wild ghosts mindlessly sought to take their last chance to get him once and for all, Pac-Man escaped safely — leaving the all-consuming abomination trapped within the infinite stretch forever. At least, hopefully...
• Also in the House of Gaming.

The Time Eater

The Time Eater, Deified Dimensional Devourer (Mephiles... maybe)

• Greater God
• Symbol: Its time holes
• Theme Music: BOSS BATTLE: TIME EATER (Versions 1 and 2)
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Eldritch Abomination Space Time Eater, Shadowy Creature Able to Manipulate Time, Homing Projectile, Clockwork Creature Being Similar to Solaris, Actually a Mecha From Unwilling Roboticization, Super-Strength, Final Boss, New Dimension
• Domains: Time, Destruction, Monsters, Clockwork
• Followers: The Chronophage, The Chronovore, The Langoliers, The Maelstorm
• Interests: The Anti-Monitor, Unicron
• Superior: Dr. Eggman
• Allies: Dr. Eggman's allies, Dr. Wily, Lavos, Lord English
• On speaking terms with: Mephiles the Dark
• Enemies: Dr. Eggman's enemies, Sonic the Hedgehog and all his allies, Mega Man and his allies, The Pantheonic Time Police, Wreck-It Ralph, The Doctor, Dialga, Rassilon, Kirby, Agent 9, Clockwork, The Dahaka, Chronos
• The Time Eater was an enigmatic supernatural entity that Dr Eggman found floating in space. Intrigued by the being's power over time, he worked with his past self to turn the Time Eater into a Humongous Mecha he could use to undo his past defeats. The Time Eater wrecked havoc on history, swiping different points in space-time, before eventually succumbing to the combined force of Classic and Modern Super Sonic.
• As the name suggests, the Time Eater can "eat" time and drag points of history into a white void. For this reason, it is considered a mortal foe of Pantheonic Time Police. Dr Eggman considers the creatures his ace against them, at least until he finds something better. There have been some comparisons made to Mephiles, and some even theorize it's what's left over from Solaris. No word on if this is the case, however.
• All guardians and deities of time consider the Time Eater to be an abomination that must be put down ASAP. This includes Dialga, Clockwork and Chronos.
• Seemingly devoid of sentience, and is the first Eldritch Abomination Dr Eggman has learned to control. As such, it doesn't have much allies out of Dr Eggman's, and is mainly focused on eliminating allies of Sonic. Due to their partnership, Dr Wily is interested in the Time Eater being much more effective in time manipulation than any Robot Master or the Time Skipper. Eggman is happy to let Wily be the co-pilot, as he thinks Wily is just as smart as himself and Classic Eggman thinks Modern Eggman's a bit loopy.
• Due to being Dr Eggman's monster and now siding with Dr Wily, all allies of both Sonic and Mega Man are considered the creature's enemy. It also considers Kirby and Agent 9 enemies. With Agent 9, this is because of his position of providing Boss Arena Recovery, which is inconvenient since Super Sonic ends up burning through rings to sustain his state and Agent 9 can replenish them. Kirby is probably due to fighting monsters like itself on the regular.
• The only other beings something as primal as itself can relate to is Lavos and Lord English. Lavos is a beast of apocalyptic destruction that seems to lack intelligence, only doing what comes naturally to it. That, and the Time Devourer is similar in how it eats time. Lord English is intelligent albeit still idiotic, but thinks the Time Eater's powers would be very useful for his efforts to destroy everything everywhere.
• The Anti-Monitor and Unicron recognize that the Time Eater, like themselves, can devour dimensions. While the Time Eater is a lot weaker and less focused, they consider the creature to be a very useful tool in enhancing their own abilities once they learn to usurp control from Eggman. Most agree the good doctor's ownership would be the lesser of two evils.
• Rassilon wants to suppress and analyze such a creature, most people thinking this might be part of his plan to pull out the Final Sanction again when things go south, or as a potential ace in another Time War. It didn't take long for the Doctor to catch on to this, but at the end of the day, Dr. Eggman finds both inconvenient for his own ambitions with the Time Eater.
• Hated by the Dahaka. While on the surface both are shadowy creatures related to time, the Dahaka is a guardian entity and what the Time Eater does is more that change fate but a danger to time itself, making him one of his top priorities to take down.

Intermediate Gods

Jabba the Hutt

Jabba Desilijic Tiure, God of Disgusting Table Manners (Jabba the Hutt, "Jabba the Wise", "Jabba, the Omnipotent")

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: A tattoo with a symbol of his clan; alternatively, a plate with something on it that is still alive and wriggling (this symbol may be required to be in a GIF or video format)
• Theme Music: heard here
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Some sort of Slug, All Devouring Black Hole Loan Shark, Enjoying Humanoid Women in Chains, Just Eating Him, Smuggling the Fantastic Spice of Life, Fat Bastard, Really 600 Years Old And Still Perverted, "Soon You Will Learn to Appreciate Me", Not As Mighty As He Thinks He Is, Taunting Force Wielders, Lecherous Licking
• Domains: Gluttony, Crime, Slavery, Hedonism, Deserts
• Allies: Tom Nook, Walter White, Crocodile, Babidi, Roger Smith, Diavolo, Bowser, Bender, Graboids, Nobuyuki Sugou
• Friendly Rivals: Vito Corleone
• Business Partner: Melkor
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork with: Sheev Palpatine
• Enemies: Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, King Dedede, Giorno Giovanna, Jolyne Cujoh, Ood Sigma, Liara T'soni, Diancie, Count Dooku, Padme Amidala
• Opposes: The Daleks, The Cybermen, The Grox, Black Doom
• Fears: Beerus
• Pet Monstrosity: The Sarlacc
• Jabba Desilijic Tiure is a 600 year old member of the Grand Hutt Council, and of a race known for being power and devious crime lords. Grandson of the powerful Mama the Hutt, he would rise to power as one of the main political heads of the Outer Rim. On the desert planet of Tatooine, he he operates smuggling, black market trades and moving slaves. With his influence, he bought himself a position in the Trope Pantheon, though to his disappointment it was as the God of Disgusting Table Manners. Right now, he seeks to take over the House of Crime.
  • Jabba can speak Basic (English) if he so chooses, but won't do it unless he is sufficiently impressed by or afraid of someone. For everyone else, there's a translator droid or Bilingual Dialogue.
• As one of the galaxy's greatest gangsters and crime bosses, Jabba feels more at home in the House of Crime than Food. Roger Smith and Diavolo have been great help with his spice trade, though the former annoys him a bit due to stealing some of the "space crack" for himself. Jabba's not sure how he snorts it though, since Roger has no nose. For a more professional touch, he hires Walter White and Tom Nook.
  • He's in a heated rivalry with Hotel Moscow and Vito Corleone for influence over their house. It's a friendly one though, as they're "my kind of scum".
  • Being a ruthless drug trader and slaver, Jabba is on Giorno Giovanna's hit list and has earned Ood Sigma's enmity. As he has Jolyne Cujoh due to groping her.
• Got on Bender's good side by finally funding his theme park of blackjack and hookers he's always wanted on Tatooine.
• Jabba the Hutt has made enemies with the entire Skywalker clan, of whom he fatally underestimated. While he understands why Luke and Leia hate him(and through them Padme), he doesn't get why Vader hates him. Darth Vader has made it clear that this is personal; he was a Tatooine slave as a boy, he's no longer the Empire's muscle, and that nobody fucks with his CHILDREN. Vader then preceded to Force Choke Jabba until the space slug got a lucky hit in with his tail, knocking off his mask and forcing him to leave. Vader promises to use the blade instead the next time they meet.
  • As a Hutt, Jabba's species has a natural resistance to the Jedi Mind Trick, and by extension most forms of hypnosis, Mind Manipulation or Mind Rape. Because of this, he has no fear of the House of Mentalism. His advisers have worn him not to underestimate gods like Johan Liebert there, as they can break minds without any special powers.
• Given he's a slug, Jabba the Hutt prefers to be inside lest he dry up in the suns of Tatooine. Despite this, it's an incredibly lucrative venture and he can get behind a planet full of wretched hives of scum and villainy. He taunts the House of Justice for being unreachable here. As such you often see him in the House of Earth and Metal, trying to hunt down the valuable Diancie.
  • As the sandstorms are bad for business, he's trying to get rid of Crixalis. Crocodile and Rumble are on his payroll, as they best know the environment.
  • When the rancor fails, he'll utilize the Sarlacc to execute force a millennium of digestion on the accused. It's unclear if this is a lie made up to frighten people, but no-one wants to try and disprove it.
• Jabba is particularly fond of humanoid women, something his kind are divided on whether it's a perversion or acceptable. He once tried to kidnap Liara T'soni for his "harem", only to end up with all the men he sent after her dead.
  • Is a business partner of Melkor and provides him with muscle and smuggled war supplies in exchange for slaves (and girls) from the prisoners he takes. He probably thought of this arrangement after the above happened.
• Was rejected by Dedede and is forever barred from the Gourmet Racer Club table. He is finding recipes on the different ways to prepare a penguin.
• In his attempt to better understand technology and thus be more effective, the wizard Babidi made his way to Tatooine with a replacement Ankoku-seijin after losing Yakon. He ended up meeting Jabba the Hutt, who liked his rancor-esque creature so much he paid a small fortune for it.
• As bad Jabba may be, even he sees Black Doom's dining as abhorrent. And as arrogant as he is, even Jabba knows to eat politely when Beerus comes to visit. On a more pragmatic level, he has disdain for the Daleks, the Borg, the Cybermen and the Grox for refusing to trade with anyone; he considers this nonsense, and their genocidal ambitions to be completely mad.
  • He genuinely cares for his baby son, Rotta, and will hunt down anyone who dares harm him. Isn't that right Ziro? He's ordered a hit on Count Dooku for the time he kidnapped the little Huttlet. Bowser can get behind it, and can be seen working with him as part of his domination schemes.
• Gets along splendidly with Corporate Sleazebag and former king of Alfheim Online Nobuyuki Sugou, as they are both creeps who enjoy licking and slobbering over beautiful young women. Jabba provides Sugou with the much needed muscle to slowly climb his way up the Pantheon totem-pole, in exchange for Sugou letting him fulfil his wildest perverse desires through a modified NERVGEAR.

Lesser Gods

Anthony Chu

Anthony "Tony" Chu, God of the Consumption of Inedible Substances

• Lesser God
• Symbol: A cooked chicken with a bloody butcher knife sticking out of it
• Alignment: Lawful Good
• Portfolio: Absorbing Information from the Things he Eats, such as Corpses, can only Eat Beets without Activating his Cibopathy, Frequent Targets of Abuse, Rule-Abiding Cops, Dorks, Punny Names, Papa Wolves, Grudge Holders, Missing Ears, Keeps his Ex-Wife's Toe in a Plastic Bag, Loses his Wife and Best Friend at the end of the Series
• Domain: Law, Consumption, Trauma
• Allies: Cole Phelps, Alex J. Murphy/RoboCop, Dr. Olivia Moore, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
• Enemies: Maximillian Caxton, Kane, Calvin J. Candie and Stephen, Jacket, The Capers
• Opposes: The House of Vampires
• Pitied by: The Dovahkiin
• Anthony "Tony" Chu is a Philadelphia Cop turned special agent of the Food and Drug Administration with a strange power: Cibopathy. This power causes Tony to have psychic visions that delve into the memories of everything he eats, with the sole exception of beets and anything beet-related. Fortunately for Tony, this power has come in handy for his occupation, as his cibopathy allows him to solve crimes with relative ease. Unfortunately for Tony, this requires him to eat some rather... questionable substances in order to actually solve said crimes.
• As a fellow By-The-Book Cop, Tony has gotten along swimmingly with Cole Phelps, and the two can often be seen discussing cases that they have solved over the course of their respective careers, with Cole usually expressing a newfound appreciation for the fact that he was able to solve the Black Dahlia murder case without having to eat parts of the murder victims.
• Due in part to his partner in Tony's comic of origin being a Cyborg, Tony has managed to befriend Alex J. Murphy/RoboCop. However, Tony had mainly gotten along with Alex due to Alex being rather protective of his family, something that Tony could relate to.
• "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was admittedly impressed with how Anthony had managed to catch a quartet of Bank Robbers on his first day as a traffic cop, all the while wearing a kilt nonetheless, and has subsequently offered Tony the opportunity to have him teach Tony a few of his wrestling moves whenever Tony wants. While Tony was flattered, he has so far declined the offer since it requires that he wear the kilt during the training.
• Has developed a friendship with Dr. Olivia Moore, given that they both happen to solve crimes that come their way using a Cannibalism Superpower that is immune to only one type of food (Beets for Tony, Spices for Olivia). The fact that Tony also happens to be married to a saboscrivner, i.e. a person who is capable of describing food so accurately that people are able to taste said foods without having to actually eat them, was just a happy little coincidence for the sick-of-eating-brains Olivia.
• In his comic of origin, Tony was originally partnered with Mason Savoy, a fellow FDA agent who served as a mentor for Tony during his first days at the FDA. However, upon the revelation that Savoy had committed the murder that Tony was investigating at the time, Savoy summarily betrayed the FDA, which resulted in Tony losing an ear but gaining an Arch-Enemy in Savoy. Because of this, Tony views Maximillian Caxton with nothing but contempt, as Maxmillian's betrayal of the BPS reminded Tony of Savoy far too much for Tony's liking.
• Due to his past dealings with the Brotherhood of the Immaculate Ova, Tony has found himself opposing Kane and the Brotherhood of Nod. Kane personally finds it amusing, as even though the Brotherhood of the Immaculate Ova had turned out to be right in the end, Tony is still repeating the same mistake by going after Nod. That said, Kane has warned Tony that if he ever disrupts Nod's plans in the near future, then Kane will personally ensure that Tony's cibopathy is put to good use seeing into the memories of Visceroids.
• As Tony had often fought a cibopath that masqueraded as a vampire to inspire fear in his foes, Tony was understandably unnerved the moment he found out that real vampires were walking amongst the Pantheon's denizens. While he was informed that there are a good number Vampires that don't go about slaughtering humans on a whim, that doesn't seem to deter him from avoiding the House of Otherness unless out of necessity.
• Having been kidnapped by his wife's racist ex-boyfriend, who proceeded to force feed Tony the body parts of deceased baseball players in order to learn every detail about said baseball players' sex lives, and afterwards tried to auction him off to the highest bidder, Tony holds a rather negative opinion of Calvin Candie and Stephen, whom he considers to be a thousand times worse than the ex-boyfriend. Calvin has so far ignored Tony, but has lamented about how he couldn't have been able to attend Tony's auction, as Calvin believes Tony would have made an excellent slave for the Candie Plantation.
• The Dragonborn sympathizes with Tony since the Dragonborn has also had to eat disgusting things in order to acquire knowledge that would help them in the future, albeit for alchemical reasons. So far, Tony has barely acknowledged the Dragonborn's sympathy for him, but he is hoping that he won't have to solve a case that requires him to eat some of the Dragonborn's alchemical ingredients.
• Hates Jacket for wiping out an entire police precinct in his search for Richter, especially since Jacket ultimately didn't have a good reason for carrying out the deed. Also hates how in order to actually bring him to justice, Tony has to rely on eating Jacket's victims since Jacket's frequent rampages often leave very little survivors for Tony to interrogate.
  • Tony has also made enemies with both the PAYDAY Crew and the GTA Crew due to the former's willingness to kill cops during their robberies and the latter for including Trevor Philips, who had decided to pay homage to Tony's bust of a caper crew in his comic by leaving Tony a "present" after one of the GTA Crew's scores.

The Dementors

The Dementors, Gods of Soul Eating

• Lesser Gods
• Symbol: A hooded black cloak
• Theme Music: The Dementors Converge (film), GBA game theme
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Always Evil, Black Cloak, The Dreaded, Emotion Bomb, Emotion Eater, Ghostly Chill, The Heartless, Humanoid Abomination, Mind Rape, Embodiment Of Depression, Names to Run Away from Really Fast, Vader Breath, Walking Wasteland, Fate Worse than Death through the Dementor's Kiss And Eating Souls
• Domains: Cold, Depression, Despair, Soul (and lack thereof), Horror
• Superior: J.K. Rowling
• Interests: The Auditors of Reality, The Godhand
• Allies: Melkor and the Grand United Alliance of Evil, Dolores Umbridge, Lord Voldemort, the Witch-king of Angmar, Despair of the Endless, Aza'gorod the Nightbringer, Junko Enoshima, Dark Gaia
• On good terms with: Hope Crushers (mainly on their end), Yuuki Terumi, Nurgle, Molag Bal, Sauron
• Rivals: The other C'Tan, No Face
• Enemies: Madoka Kaname, all other Harry Potter deities, most of the House of Emotion, SCP-999, the other Chaos Gods, Hope Bringers, Father and his homunculi, Auriel, The Phantom Thieves of Heart, Bro'dee Walker, Hal Jordan, Willy Wonka, the heroic LOTR characters
• Feared by: The House of Crime and Transgressions
• Fears (seriously): Rational!Harry Potter
• Respects: Ungoliant, Darth Nihilus
• Dementors are among the foulest creatures to exist in the world of Harry Potter and with good reason. Embodying despair itself, their presence spreads despair and they feed off it. Worse still is the Dementor's Kiss, where they will eat your soul. It's unknown if they can die; all that's known is how their breeding can be stopped.
• Just being near them is Mind Rape, and, when they actually try to attack, you will be left with absolutely nothing but the worst experiences of your life. The Puella Magi fear the dementors more than anyone else in the Pantheon. The nature of these beings is more than simply crippling in their case: it's downright lethal, utterly overwhelming their Soul Gems with corruption in a matter of a few seconds.
• If they get too close, they can and will give you the Dementor's Kiss. You won't die per se, but you won't have anything. No soul, no sense of self, no personality, no nothing. It's a Fate Worse than Death. And it isn't as cheap as death usually is in the Pantheon. Someone wondered if they could also destroy Horcruxes, assuming it even takes notice of it. The soul is either digested, or worse, remains to continue.
• There's a certain peculiarity regarding just how much they affect Harry Potter compared to literally everyone else (except his fanfiction counterpart). Lupin claims it's the severity of the memory of his parents' death by Voldemort, but it barely holds water due to how surely most other people have almost certainly lost loved ones from the Death Eaters. One theorist posits that Harry's fragment of Voldemort inside of him was a factor for just how much pain it gives Harry; given Voldemort's own near-death as a result of his deflected Killing Curse as well as his absolute fear of death...
• They can think, as shown by making deals with the Ministry of Magic and the Death Eaters. For the latter, it's probably because they would bring a lot of despair and let them have freer reign. The same logic was applied to joining the GUAE. Melkor likes the despair they bring because of the general mindset that the world should know depression before snuffing it out completely out of spite for not creating it. Because of their connections to Voldemort, they have ties with the GUAE Corruption Agents.
• By their own nature, the Dementors find those who seek to bring despair appealing. Junko Enoshima actually enjoyed their presence and was able to make out a deal to use them as part of her own goals of bringing absolute despair. Dark Gaia in its own way recognized kinship, seeing as how its darkness generally brings out negative emotion. Less maliciously, Despair of the Endless regards the Dementors as a sort of pet. Given she is the Anthropomorphic Personification of ennui while also representing its positive qualities, most believe that the Dementors are better off with her keeping an eye on them.
• While Yuuki Terumi loves the suffering the Dementors embody and bring, ultimately he wants to bring out his own taste of despair rather than their own. Of course, they're still useful and he likes them on principle. Aku would rather ignore them, as Dystopia Justifies the Means isn't as fun without a sense of hope to rip away and they can't help with that. Molag Bal's fond of the Dementors for the sheer despair that they bring and represent. If there's one con to them it is that their Soul Eating gets in the way of entrapping the deceased into Coldharbour and turning them into Soul Shriven where then their suffering is perpetual.
• They follow Rowling, although she dislikes them, given that they're the personifications of her battle with depression. Within their universe, they guarded the wizard prison Azkaban. As expected, their presence made it a living hell. Most in the Pantheon consider the dementors to be too sadistic a punishment for those locked up. There are a few who probably deserve it, but still most feel they should be a boogeyman since breaking people's spirits doesn't help improve them.
• Can be repelled by the spell 'Expecto Patronum', which summons a personification of the caster's hope and happiness. However, it has been discovered that sufficiently powerful light magic, such as Keyblades or the Hama/Kouha line of spells can also harm them; a few deities wonder if the First Keyblade (Sora's) or the X-Blade can actually destroy the abominations, but thus far there haven't been any opportunities to test this theory. Sora managed a few solid whacks on a dementor, but it fled before he could deliver a killing blow. Blue Lantern energy constructs, and the energy from the Spirit Bomb can also keep them at bay, just like the Patronus.
• The Dementors are antithetical to any Hope Bringer, and any literal force of hope, will and happiness is their kryptonite. As a Green Lantern's willpower is all about overcoming great fear, and a Blue Lantern is about hope, they are laughably outmatched facing either. And when both are active, it's one of the few things that can kill a Dementor.
• More amusingly, the Dementors can't stand SCP-999 for how saccharinely happy it is and how it makes people so happy. One of the foulest creatures out there powerless against a cute orange blob was very cathartic for most of the pantheon. On a lesser note, chocolate helps people recover from the trauma of a Dementor attack.
• Regarded as the bane of the House of Emotion, and loathed by most there. The shift to being in charge of Soul Eating was welcomed as it means the Dementors don't haunt them as much. During their tenure, they were seen as nastier versions of No Face as they both feed on emotion. However the Auditors of Reality were more interested than contemptuous of the Dementors. Partly because depression makes humans more predictable and "easier" to list, partly because they're so dry and emotionless the Dementors have no effect on them. And it's not like they have a soul to remove.
• Some people wondered why the Ministry of Magic decided that Azkaban, filled with Dementors, would be an ideal prison for Dark Wizards. This is how that came to be. If you ever wondered where they came from, this will answer your question.
• Another Harry Potter wants them gone forever and they fear him, since he actually succeeded in destroying one of their number. There are some accounts that the Death Eaters are instead adorable with some shyly confessing their love to one another. Of course said account portrayed Ron eating Hermione's family and Harry Potter dipping her in hot sauce, so take it with a grain of salt or two. This actually got a laugh out of Voldemort.
• As the Dementors are inherently hostile and only seem to exist to make people miserable, some in the Grand United Alliance of Good are tempted to believe exterminating them entirely is justified.
• As they feed on souls, the Dementors are disliked by most of the Chaos Gods since they steal souls that could go to them. Mainly Slaanesh, given their despair is antithetical to his/her/their passion and lust, and Tzeentch for personifying hope and change. Nurgle is the exception, since he is fine with the Dementors due to representing despair along with stasis and disease. Most C'Tan regard the Dementors as smaller rivals, with the exception of the Nightbringer. It's likely an aesthetic choice with the reaper-like appearance of the Dementors, and the Nightbringer's fondness for scaring people more so than the rest of its brethren.
• Those with more than one soul are a very enticing meal for the Dementors. Marceline, having absorbed five vampire souls, had them target her. However the Homunculi were the most attractive target for the Dementors, due to their Philosopher's Stone comprising of thousands of souls. One can only hope the Dementors would choke on them.
• Resemble ringwraiths. Sauron is amused by this and their capacity for bringing despair, and the Witch-King likes the comparison enough to be able to command them. This worries most of the heroic inhabitants of Arda.
• They once tried to feed (on separate occasions) on Darth Nihilus and Ungoliant, which ended up backfiring due to their natures. In fact, the opposite happened: The Dementors were devoured by Nihilus and Ungoliant...which then lead to the two abominations getting food poisoning due to the Dementors’s status as amortal beings. However, this, along with their immense dark powers, actually impressed the dementors, who decided to aknowledge both Nihilus and Ungoliant as potential new masters should something happen to Voldemort. Naturally, the mere idea of Nihilus or Ungoliant having an army of Dementors at their beck and call is quite terrifying for a majority of the Pantheon.
• Any dementors in search of a regular diet of souls were employed at the the Overlook Hotel. Both of these entities, one a monstrous supernatural force that was intent on killing its guests, the other, a group of amortal beings that consume the happiness and souls of its victims, made for a force to be reckoned with. Once the trap was set and the victim had no chance of escape, the Dementors would strike. This deal not only made many Dementors find a stable supply of their natural diet, but also made the Overlook a whole hell of a lot scarier.

Gramma Stuffum

Oh, look at all the skinny childrens!
*gasps*
You need to eat!! And nothing fattens up like good, yucky, healthy food!

Gramma Stuffum, Goddess of Force Feeding

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: Her Spoon & Her Food in a Metal Pot
• Theme Song: Grandmother Stuffum & Slamwitch by RAWG & Grey DeLisle
• Alignment: Neutral Evil & A Bit of Chef Templar
• Portfolio: Lethal Portly Bun-Wearing Elderly and Villainous Chef of Iron, With The Power to Make Live Food
• Domains: Food, Villainy
• Heralds: Liver and Onions (her minions), Her Food Army
• Allies: Father (KND), Burgermeister Meisterburger, Pizzaface, Plankton, Silico, SCP-953 (sort of)
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: The Delightful Children from Down the Lane
  • Former Superior: Grandfather (KND)
• Enemies: The Kids Next Door | Sector V, A majority of Gods from House of Food, Kirby, Pac-man, Izumi Curtis, Lemony Snicket, Kids and teens who have fought living food (The Powerpuff Girls, Finn the Human, Danny Phantom, WordGirl, Miraculous Ladybug, Cat Noir, Cuphead, Mugman, Dipper & Mabel Pines, The Lyoko Warriors), Six, Flint Lockwood, Roald Dahl, Chef, BK & Mira
• Opposes: Those who have a big appetite, The Killer Tomatoes, XANA, P.B. Winterbottom^note Because he keeps stealing her tusk pies.
• Opposed by: All Child Deities, most Cartoon Network deities (especially most Cartoon Network child deities, Marceline the Vampire Queen, Princess Bubblegum, Mung Daal Catering, Steven Universe and The Crystal Gems, Cow and Chicken, Mordecai and Rigby), Julieta Madrigal, Charlotte Katakuri, Tonio Trussard, Adults who have dealt with living food (Peppino Spaghetti, The Team Fortress 2 Mercs, The DHMIS Guys, The Monsters (Monsters vs. Aliens)), Aoi Asahina, Shinobu Oshino, Homer Simpson, The Grandmas
• Banned from entering: House of Childhood and Adolescence
• Avoids: House of Beasts & Fauna (and animals in general), Both Evil & Good Buu, Lord Beerus
• Avoided By: Other living foods like Cotton Cookie and Sherbet Cookie, The Aqua Teens (Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad), Orange
• On Good Terms With: Granny Goodness
• Gramma Stuffum is an old lady (and an enemy to the Kids Next Door) who thinks children are starving and must be fat and well-fed. She does this because she thinks if children are stuffed, overweight and immobile, they can't get themselves into trouble. However, she is a Lethal Chef, and she outright forces people to eat her disgusting food. She has food-based superpowers; specifically, she can create and control an army of Anthropomorphic Food who can fight for her or do her bidding. One of these is making the living food shove themselves into any kid's mouth until the kid becomes really full. She also speaks with a heavy German accent. She may or may not also be a witch.
• One unfaithful day, Gramma Stuffum came into the Pantheon after learning about Sector V's ascension. She barged into the House of Food and tried to have her food stuff themselves in the stomachs of the child deities. Once Gordon Ramsay and Takeshi Kaga found out about this, they sent the two biggest deified eaters, Kirby and Pac-man, in to devour the living food, causing her to retreat. The Guardians of the House of Food placed her under house arrest afterward. However, much to the dismay of the residents of the House of Food, she was given the title of goddess based on her actions that day. Initially, she was given the title "Goddess who Fattens Her Victims," but her title got revoked (and she got kicked out shortly after) as she doesn't really intend to eat her victims after fattening them. She was later successfully reapplied with the title "Goddess of Force Feeding" and re-ascended herself, intending to feed the "starving" children of the Pantheon once more.
• Her ascension caused annoyance amongst Sector V, as she was one of the tougher foes they had faced before. When they had a power outrage (due to the hamsters, who were generating their power for their treehouse, were taking a vacation), she was easily able to overpower them (even with Numbuh 2's huge appetite keeping her at bay). Even with their weapons in hand, she's still very durable and not easily taken down. Luckily, the group has gained a ton of allies during their ascension. They would at least have backup should her food army becomes too much for them.
  • Relating to the aforementioned incident (as they were the ones that sent her to attack them in the first place), The Delightful Children have mixed feelings about her ascension; on one hand, she and her food army can be really effective in incapacitating the KND. On the other hand, as they themselves are children, they are not spared from Gramma Stuffum's desire to overfeed them as well. Father welcomed Stuffum's ascension as they have worked with each other before (she and other villains helped attacked the KND as a ruse to retrieve an item from them). Although, they insist they were the ones that won the Villain of the Year award instead of the other, they have put their rivalry aside if it meant getting revenge on the KND. She was also one of those people who were turned into a Senior Citi-Zombie by Grandfather after he got his memories and powers back. She got back to normal after Grandfather was decommissioned, but her opinions about him after that incident are still unknown.
• In regard to the kind of food she makes (and the food that makes up her army), well, she makes vegetable, meat and dessert dishes, which she describes as both healthy and yucky and are about the size of a small child. Despite her claims, her food is absolutely unappealing for a kid to eat. Sometimes, her food is also made from random ingredients, like her octopus burger, an ice cube with a hairy urchin-like fruit inside, or a meat pie with tusks. Other times, it's literally just meat, vegetables, or containers with legs, like her hairy sausages, hams with legs, or her spinach men. She can also make dishes out of ingredients nobody would dare eat, like her curried rats and candied lizards. She's also able to make larger food items, like her liverwurst headcheese casserole, which is bigger than her or any other adult. Whenever she's in a tight pinch, she summons out a "Slamwitch" to guard her, a Kaiju-like sandwich that's very durable on the outside (but not on the inside).
  • She does have a weakness, though. Hamsters (and presumably any large groups of animals) can eat her food just fine, and numerous of them can easily decimate her army in seconds. Unfortunately, there're so many gods from the House of Beasts and Fauna, so that even summoning her Slamwitch is not as effective as it sounds. For these reasons, she stays away from that House entirely. Her food army doesn't like people who have a huge appetite and are not affected by gross food. It's assumed she agrees with this opinion, given that they would easily chow down quite a number in her army and make it harder to make those people full.
• She's the lunch lady at the school where Sector V attended, and it's implied that they have fought with her during lunchtime on a regular basis. She applied as a lunch lady again, this time at The Elysium Academy, in an attempt to feed the children there. Her application, unsurprisingly, got rejected. In other news, she tried numerous times to enter the House of Childhood and Adolescence but was stopped by Sector V and their allies. She and her food army were banned from entering and going near that House as a result.
• Due to what she did when she ascended, she's not popular in her own House. The good-aligned deities are disgusted by both her methods and her cooking. Her reputation is not helped whenever she tries to force-feed any of their child allies that visit their temples. The evil-aligned ones (that don't have destruction as their main goal) tolerate her a bit more but are not interested in teaming up with her, as they are more focused on their own goals and not interested in her goals of feeding children. The only deity she's kind of allies with is SCP-953, as the SCP likes to trick people into eating her food by making them think they were eating something else. Even Stuffum considers her incredibly cruel. On a more positive note, her "food" minions do have some use. They keep Deviljho slightly occupied with their hunger, which at least keeps them from eating other gods. However, there will be more Deviljhos who arrive unexpectedly and might eat her as well.
  • Having unable to find decent allies in her own house (with even evil ones like Starjun, who represents evil chefs, just ignoring her or The Mafia of Cooks denying alliance after she tried to force-feed their former enemy Hat Kid), she turned to other places to find other evil chefs like her. She recently formed an unusual alliance with a sea creature, a fellow horrible chef and villainous "mastermind" Plankton. While even she finds his chum disgusting, she pities him for his unsuccessful restaurant business. She wants to help him out when he declared war on the House of Food out of envy and get revenge by making everyone eat their disgusting food.
• Considering she's an old lady that cooks stuff, she tried joining the cookie-making Grandmas, who ascended during the first time she got kicked out of the Pantheon. She tried to make a lot of cookies and did a decent job making a large quantity of them. She was later kicked out of the group after the cookies she made tried to force-feed themselves to people. While looking for potential allies in her age group, she later got acquainted with Granny Goodness, Darkseid's enforcer, and runs an "orphanage" that's actually a training ground for her child soldiers. While they are both evil, they have different goals. Goodness wants fit child soldiers than obese ones. Goodness also doesn't really mind Stuffum's MO as long as she stays away from trying to feed the children she's training.
• Morality-wise, she's surprisingly complicated. On one hand, she truly believed that children, even the clearly obese ones, were underweight and deserved to be fed. She's like any other good-hearted grandma would if their child/grandchild has not eaten lunch yet, but on the extreme end. On the other hand, she's also a proud card-carrying villainess who herself admits her food is "yucky" and still tries to have her food stuffed down children's throats without their consent. On the other other hand, compared to some of the more vile child-hating villains in the Pantheon, her goals and motivations seem less impressive. Still, many villains don't mock her too much, as her methods of achieving said goal are undeniably heinous. Having said that, she still has her limits. Pennywise, the child eating monster clown, initially wanted Stuffum as an ally, thinking that she could help immobilize the children and make them easier to prey on. Stuffum refuses to help him on the account that, besides wanting to keep children fed to the point of causing them stomach pain and immobility, she doesn't intend to do anything else with them beyond that.
• The fun-hating mayor Burgermeister took interest in Stuffum after hearing about her from his ally Father. Although he would rather see children doing their chores than just idling around, he is not complete opposed to Stuffum and sees her methods as an effective way to stop unruly children (as well as being a possible revenge ploy for his enemy Kris Kringle/Santa Claus). Stuffum isn't opposed to Burgermeister either, seemingly agreeing that kids playing with toys might make them troublesome. Besides him, not a lot of evil adults or parents want to employ Stuffum; presumably because they could find other less gross methods on disciplining children on their own.
• After hearing about other deified living foods, she tried to get the other food beings to join her cause. She then learned that not every food being wants to be eaten by anyone. When they refused and ignored her, she tried to control them, only for her to be horrified to learn they couldn't be controlled, mainly because they were not made by her. They have mostly avoided her ever since (with Cotton and Sherbet Cookie running away as far from her as possible, The Aqua Teens kicking her out of their temple forcefully, and Orange, well, he's annoying her too much, and she lost interest in recruiting him). She also tried to recruit The Killer Tomatoes, who currently represent living foods. This meeting had gone very poorly, given that they would rather eat her instead. The only living food to willingly ally with her was Pizzaface, who is mostly wants to recruit her food as additional mooks to deal with his enemy Peppino Spaghetti. While she was also unable to make him join her cause, she still accepts the alliance in the hopes of learning some tips on how to make pizza from him.
• Her food powers are nothing to sneeze at, as she is able to make her loyal food army almost instantly from food scraps and make large amounts of them to almost no end. It's unknown when and how Stuffum first gained her food powers. Due to her German/Bavarian accent and because she wore a witch hat during the one time she summoned Slamwitch, there are rumors that she's secretly a witch. However, those rumors have yet to be confirmed. Still, she is pleased to know that there are other deities besides her with food-based powers (namely Julieta Madrigal, who makes healing food, and Charlotte Katakuri, who can turn his body and his surroundings into Mochi/Japanese rice cakes). Unfortunately for her, neither deity wants to work with her and actively chooses to oppose her to protect their respective families.
  • Stuffum is intrigued after learning about other deities who also make living food (and didn't need special powers to do so). She heard of an incident involving a food-making machine that didn't work quite like it was intended, and she wonders if she can use said machine to her advantage. Flint Lockwood, the creator of said machine, feared what she might do should she get her hands on his invention. So, he promptly banned her from going to his temple and the island where his temple is located, preventing her from affecting the food-based wildlife there. When her plans fell through, she initially wanted to ask XANA, a sentient computer virus who at one point also created a monster food, to help take over the machine. The offer wasn't successful, as, much like The Killer Tomatoes, he doesn't like to work with humans either.
  • While not having cooking powers himself, Tonio Trussardi's stand Pearl Jam, however, gives the meals he prepares healing properties. Stuffum's methods made the normally courteous Tonio very upset, as he saw her as an antithesis of his goals of making good food to making people happy and healthy. That and her dishes also personally disgusted him. Stuffum denies that her methods are wrong, of course.
• Naturally, any kid or teen who has fought evil living food would despise her, given their experiences. For example, The Powerpuff Girls, who at one point fought alien vegetables and defeated them by eating them raw, almost throw up at the thought of dealing with Stuffum the same way as they did before, especially since her food also regenerates themselves and because she never seems to run out of food if no group of animals eats them first. Even adults who dealt with living food would be unnerved by Stuffum and her cooking, even before the "force-feeding children" part. The fact that some of the children who fought food also happened to be superheroes or have superpowers doesn't deter her from wanting to feed them like any other normal kid (even if she would probably have a harder time dealing with them like she would the KND).
• Due to apparently sharing locations with other deities back in her mortal realm, it made it easier for her to go to various other younger deities, earning their ire as a result. Steven Universe initially tried to befriend her after encountering her dessert minions (reminding him of the show he used to watch about crying living breakfast food). That went sour after she tried to force-feed Steven himself, and it took the combined efforts of all The Crystal Gems to fight her off. She also tried to form a partnership with the Mung Daal Catering, but they later split due to "creative differences". That, and she tried to overfeed Chowder, preventing him from doing his apprenticeship. She also tried to overfeed Billy and Mandy to which she actually succeeded, at first. Grim is fine with this, as he needed a vacation but eventually rescued them after realizing that he missed them a lot. She was lucky enough to gain another ally with Silico, who offered to teamed up with her after hearing her initially encounter with the PPG, which ended in defeat.
• Made a big mistake of trying to feed both Evil and Good Majin Buu on different occasions, as she has mistaken their childlike nature for that of actual children instead of just being younger-looking and acting near immortals. Both Majin Buus' immense appetite and adoration of food made it easier for them to chow down her food creatures more than she could create more of them. When she refused to make more, they had a temper tantrum, to put it ''mildly''. Evil Buu, in particular, is more than happy to eat Stuffum herself by trying to blast her with his Candy Beam, which turns people into candy. Good Buu can also do this as well, easily turning her food army into a bunch of candy obs. Due to that incident, she has avoided them ever since. While not the demographic for her disgusting food, she also actively avoids Lord Beerus after hearing that he once destroyed half a planet by tapping a finger on a table because he was served food that was too greasy.
• At one point, Stuffum had invaded a donut shop and wished to fill the donuts with spinach, liver and olives. Thankfully, her plans were thwarted by Numbuh 1. She tried this plan again by trying to take over the pantheon branch of Donut County's donut shop. This time her plans were thwarted by Mira and BK, who quickly made a "donut" (AKA a portable hole in the ground) to shallow up her food army with ease. A few donut lovers like Aoi Asahina, Shinobu Oshino, and Homer Simpson were quick to condone her act, even commenting that her donut idea doesn't seem very appetizing at all.
• Among Stuffum's stranger dishes are platypus brains and fried platypus intestines. She attacked and fed Numbuh 2 the latter dish during one of their fights. Numbuh 2 comments that it tasted delirious, only to be disgusted when she tells him what the dish actually was. While it's unlikely she would use them for a dish anytime soon (as trying to cook other deities is really frown upon), Perry the Platypus and Platypet are still on edge about this and are willing to attack Stuffum should she try anything funny with them.
• Stuffum doesn't look like someone who would be into heavy metal music. This took Hall of Rock and Metal by surprised after discovering that her villain songs (Grandmother Stuffum & Slam Witch) which she sings herself are actually retrofitted songs from the band heavy metal band GWAR (or RAWG, which is the name they used for their side-projects). Best of all, she sounds really good too. Stuffum refused to admit if she stole their instrumentals or actually got permission from them, but she did admit she wrote the lyrics and sang it herself. Some people want to see a heavy metal singing battle with the metal-loving office worker Retsuko. Neither deity has responded to this proposal.

Monstro

Monstro, God of Devouring Heroes Whole

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His head with his mouth wide open
• Theme Music: Monstro Awakens, Whale Chase, A Very Small Wish, Monstrous Monstro
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Big Bad Ensemble, Captain Ersatz, The Dreaded, Extreme Omnivore, Final Boss, Somewhere, a Mammalogist Is Crying, That One Level, Villainous Breakdown, Womb Level,
• Domains: Oceans, Food, Villains, Beasts, Whales
• Allies: None; Monstro tries to eat anyone that gets close
• Rivals: Moby Dick, The Kraken, Red Gyarados, Scylla, Charbydis
• Enemies: Pinocchio, Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, Terra, Riku, Ventus, Aqua, Mickey Mouse, Isaac, Wailord, Aquaman
• Opposed by: Eren Yeager
• Monstro ascended to his position after becoming famous for having swallowed Pinocchio and Gepetto whole, then later eating Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy and Riku on separate occasions.
• Monstro's ascension caused quite the ruckus in the Pantheon's aquarium, as he proceeded to try and eat everything he could fit into his mouth. It takes massive quantities of fish to pacify his hunger enough that he will settle on the sea floor to rest.
• Monstro sees Moby Dick as potential competition to his diet and has his eye on the white whale.
• Many Disney deities shivered in fear upon hearing of Monstro's arrival in the pantheon, especially Sora, Donald, Goofy and Riku, who have had to navigate the massive whale's labyrinth-like insides. They make sure to stay as far away from the whale as they possible can.
• Upon finding out that Pinocchio was in the Pantheon, Monstro let out a furious roar and expressed a desire for vengeance upon "the one that got away."
• Through their journeys, Terra, Aqua and Ventus have encountered an artificial copy of Monstro in the Mirage Arena. Needless to say, they are not in any hurry to get into a scuffle with the real deal anytime soon.
• Many within the Pantheon are perplexed at how Monstro is able to function given how bizarre his anatomy is for a whale. Upon hearing of Monstro's maze-like innards, Isaac let out a scream and curled up in the fetal position while crying, memories of his mother coming back to him.
• Eren Yeager despises Monstro and sees him as no better than the Titans he fights against and has vowed to come after the whale once the Titans are gone.
• Monstro reminds Link of Lord Jabu Jabu due to both of them being whales that have devoured people. However, Link keeps his distance, knowing that while Lord Jabu Jabu ate Ruto due to being plagued by a parasite, Monstro does so of his own volition.
• Aquaman was once called in to try and make Monstro easier to deal with. Things were actually going pretty good until he relinquished control. Needless to say, Monstro did not take well to the knowledge of being controlled. After the incident, Monstro instantly flies into a murderous rage upon seeing the King of Atlantis in his territory.
• Wailord does not particularly care for Monstro due to the man-eating whale giving cetaceans a bad name.

Muffet

Muffet, Goddess of Arachnid Attires and Innocuously Named Products (Miss Muffet)

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• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: Her pet muffin monster, or a teacup filled with spiders
• Theme Music: Spider Dance
• Alignment: Neutral Pro-Spider (In other words, True Neutral)
• Portfolio: Binds her opponent's SOUL in a "web", Can be bribed with GOLD or her own products, Serves spiders as food, Cute Monster Girl, Hartman Hips, Distinguishing giggle, Attacks with spiders and donuts and croissants, Holds a bakery, Lets anybody loose so long as they don't hurt spiders
• Domain(s): Spiders, Pastries, Monsters
• Allies:
  • From the Underground: Frisk, Mettaton (employed by him once) Asgore (her king)
  • Other Allies: Arachne, Agitha, Hatsune Hirasaka, Rachnera, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen
• Rivals: The Temmies, Orren Pierre Alfonzo
• Enemies: All who kill spiders (unless it's to eat them), Arachnophobes (Misty, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Billy), SCP-953
• Opposes: Widowmaker
• Muffet acquired the attention of the Pantheon when she was found having trapped numerous victims in a secret corner in the House of Commerce (or the House of Food, no one could remember) because of the fact that they hurt spiders. As soon as they heard of the disappearances, Frisk was quick to appeal to her to let them go, even if some of them really did hurt spiders. When the other gods caught sight of her looks and apparel, it was decided that she be ascended in order to keep her in check.
• Now that Muffet has ascended, she decided to open a shop where she sells food made from spiders by spiders. Contrary to what most would think, the products she makes are actually really delicious (according to Frisk at least).
  • However, her longtime business rivals, the Temmies, had already set up shop before her. And this time, she is going to make sure that her Spider Donuts make a better impression than those pesky Tem Flakes, even though she finds them delicious.
• As a supporter of all Spider related, she is a huge fan of Spider-Man himself, even sometimes dressing as him◊. She was initially very upset that Peter did not buy any of her Spider Donuts, until Peter revealed his long-standing financial troubles to her. She gives him large discounts as a result, which he eats for her sake.
  • She also met the Alternate Gwen Stacy and, unlike Peter, she actually got to try some of her pastries and found them pretty good (she is financially more well-off after all). And of course, a Spider-Gwen costume was inevitable◊.
• One of the things that will piss her off is if you harm a spider in her presence. She once caught Garfield hitting one and she immediately webbed him up for his cruelty. Garfield was almost fed to her Muffin pet, but he was saved in the nick of time by Frisk. This serves as a warning that harming spiders is not a good idea.
  • She is also not really fond of Billy. Besides him being afraid of spiders, she considers the treatment of his spider "son" to be unacceptable.
• Being a spider Monster Girl, Muffet decided to go out and meet other people like her. She was glad to meet Arachne and Rachnera, although the two are rather confused by Muffet's more anthropomorphic appearance.
  • Rachnera also invited her to "play with her webs". Muffet still isn't quite sure what her offer means or what to think of it.
• She is also a supporter of other races that embrace their love and care for spiders. For example, hearing about how Widowmaker used to fear Spiders yet came to feel like one after a while made her giggle with joy.
  • Then she heard exactly what made Widowmaker change her mind. Muffet was terrified and has ordered her spiders to stay away from Talon at all costs.
• Since she runs a pastry shop, Muffet has found a rival in Kamer Rider Bravo given that he also runs one. However, she is rather friendly towards him, at least because he hasn't harmed spiders as far as she knows.
• Often seen with a rather big Muffin Spider Monster that happens to be her pet. She also likes to feed it people that either has done bad things to spiders or tried to steal from her shop.
• According to unknown sources, she is apparently a really young spider monster even though she looks older and even runs her own business. Might explain why she is so childish most of the time.
• Despite the Temmies being her sales rivals with their Temmie Flakes, she occasionally is seen scarfing them down, embarrassed that she finds them so delicious.
• She has been called out as a hypocrite by many gods for proclaiming herself a defender of spiders and attacking people who hurt spiders, even though she eats her own kind and makes pastries out of them. Muffet replies that it's only natural for big and strong spiders to eat smaller spiders, but squashing spiders out of fear or torturing them for fun is a waste of good spiders. Those who spend time with her come to realize that she clearly genuinely cares for her smaller brethren in her own way, though she seems to privilege the survival of collectives over that of individuals.

No Face

No Face, God of Feeding On Emotions (Noh Face)

• Lesser God/Kami
• Symbol: His mask
• Alignment: presumably True Neutral normally, varies depending on his surroundings
• Portfolio: Japanese spirits, feeding on emotions and being influenced by them, awesome masks, changing shape, eating a lot (only when corrupted by greed), looking sinister without being evil
• Domain: Spirit, Emotion, Loneliness
• Allies: Chihiro Ogino, other Studio Ghibli deities, Coraline Jones
• Enemies: GUAE Trollkaiger
• Opposes: Darth Nihilus
• Avoided by: Hata no Kokoro
• No Face experiences the emotions he eats. Positive emotions keep him firmly on the side of Good, but negative emotions can contaminate him and turn him into a powerful destructive force. Since all the Gods in the House of Emotion literally radiate emotions, he could potentially become one of the most dangerous residents of the House if he was allowed to approach the wrong deities. Shortly after his ascension, there was an accident wherein he went on a murderous rampage after being near Kefka Palazzo for too long. Once the Good-aligned Gods managed to calm him down with the combined radiance of their emotions, they resolved to keep gods of Evil away from him by any means necessary.
• His body is very resistant to damage, and can easily shrug off magical attacks.
• Just like with Majora, Hata no Kokoro must absolutely not be within close distance of No Face whatsoever. On one hand, due of Kokoro's masks represent different emotions, no one is sure what would happen if No Face started feeding on all of those masks. On other hand, Kokoro gaining No Face's mask would possibly make her able to feed on emotions, and no one is sure to what extent she would go with that. After a fiasco where Majora was once worn by Kokoro and had to be subsequently subdued by Reimu, Marisa, and even both Byakuren & Miko, many have only raised more concern about this potential interaction.
• To say he was very happy to hear about Chihiro's ascension would be an understatement. He also got to meet her new friend too.
• Can also be found in Other Emotions.

Orga

Orga, God of Counterintuitive Eating

• Lesser God
• Symbol: A silhouette of himself
• Theme Music: Godzilla VS Orga (US Version), his theme from Godzilla Unleashed
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Aliens Are Bastards, Horror Hunger, Dumb Muscle, Healing Factor
• Domains: Aliens, DNA
• Heralds: The Millennians
• Allies: Gigan, King Ghidorah, ADVENT
• Rivals: Xenomorph Drone, The Goliath, Chin Chin
• Enemies: Godzilla, Mothra, Mothra Leo, Rodan, Deoxys, Galaxy Man, The Monsters, John Nada
• Intrigues: Mesogog and other villainous biologists
• The Millennians are a group of aliens that sought to take over Earth and rule it for a whole millennium. Orga is the result of one Millennian trying to consume Godzilla’s DNA and the process getting botched. The Millennians as a whole can assimilate an opponent’s DNA by biting them and in an attempt to save itself, Orga was prepared to eat Godzilla whole. Thanks to the fact that Godzilla was already prepared to blast Orga with a nuclear pulse after getting bitten, this ended up being a really bad idea.
• Another day in the Pantheon would lead to yet another disaster as someone sighted a weird-looking UFO headed towards a city. Later that day, that same eyewitness saw several UFOs similar to the previous one and had to warn people to take action. It ended up being another day at work for everyone who took action to try and ward off the UFOs, determined to make sure the Pantheon wouldn’t fall into ruin. Sometime later, Orga, who was part of the group of UFOs, identified as The Millennians, went on a rampage destroying everything in its path, before coming across Godzilla. The two engaged in another fight, with Godzilla defeating that adversary once more. Orga and the rest of The Millennians haven’t given up on their goals in spite of their loss, with Orga in particular hoping to finally gain proper access to Godzilla’s DNA.
• While Godzilla is Orga’s primary target when it comes to assimilating someone’s DNA, several others aren’t safe from Orga as that kaiju is constanting looking for someone to eat to assimilate someone’s DNA into himself. Gigan, who Orga was working with at one point (and still continues to do so in the Pantheon mainly for the sake of Gigan’s bloodlust), was someone who Orga attempted to eat and the wide variety of monsters present in the Pantheon presented Orga with an assortment of potential targets alongside Godzilla.
• Numerous fights have broken out between Deoxys and Orga, with others such as other Millennians getting caught in the conflicts. Being another alien and one that is not only able to change between different forms with different strengths but have a number of references to DNA within itself (including being what’s essentially a living chromosome), being able to assimilate Deoxys is something that The Millennians have been highly interested in. While Orga will simply see Deoxys as an obstacle in his path to Godzilla, he will fight it if it means the rest of the Millennians can try and assimilate Deoxys’ DNA for themselves.
• In his quest to find more chromosomes and get more people to worship him, Chin Chin learned about Orga, the latter’s race, and their schtick of assimilating someone’s DNA for themselves to become rulers of Earth. Taking it as a sign that someone else is interested in chromosomes, Chin Chin made his way to where Orga and some other Millennians were at and attempted to convince them to hand over whatever chromosomes they had to him. It didn’t work out the way he liked and Chin Chin has since believed that Orga and his race were part of a rival cult looking to steal chromosomes for themselves. Chin Chin has taken it upon himself to find others and convince them to sacrifice their chromosomes so that (in his own words) they can be safe from “millennial aliens”.
• Being a group of alien invaders that wanted to conquer Earth, it didn’t take long for others with a similar goal to learn about Orga and the rest of its kind. The aliens that are focused more on assimilating others and generally ruling over other people instead of blatant destruction have taken some interest with Orga and The Millennians. ADVENT in particular has considered using them and Orga as additional muscle as a means of expanding ADVENT’s influence in the Pantheon.
  • Of the malicious aliens in the Pantheon, some have noticed a similarity between Orga’s race and the Xenomorphs in terms of using DNA to their advantage. Whereas The Millennians are willing to assimilate others DNA as part of their goal for global conquest, the Xenomorphs are more inclined to just murder anyone in their way and find helpless victims to increase their numbers and get more Xenomorphs with additional traits borrowed from their hosts. The Xenomorphs and The Millennians have had an aggressive rivalry with each as to how many deities they can go after to increase their numbers, but the possibility of Orga (or any other Millennian) getting ahold of DNA from a Xenomorph is something that many other deities don’t want to see happen.
• Deities who have had experience taking on alien invaders were already prepared to take on whatever Orga and The Millennians were planning. Of them, Ginormica and her friends already knew what they were up against considering that they’re working with Godzilla and Mothra in dealing with other giant aliens that threaten the Pantheon. John Nada, already angry at the prospect of yet another alien in the Pantheon, had plenty of reason to try and take down Orga and The Millennians as their ability to assimilate the DNA of others could prove deadly if their plan (whatever it may be) moves far enough.
• At first, the prospect of meeting another group of sentient flying saucers excited Galaxy Man, but after he learned what The Millennians intended to do, that quickly turned into fear and disgust. The idea of having his genetic code being assimilated into a group of aliens hell-bent on global domination was something that Galaxy Man didn’t want to happen and is willing to fight them and Orga if it means stopping their rampage.
• The concept of a monster that can assimilate the DNA of hapless victims was something that intrigued plenty of villainous biologists. One idea they’ve had in improving their line of work was to get a sample of Millennian tissue (be it from Orga or otherwise) and examine its properties and use it for their work. Mesogog, who is very interested in Godzilla for his research, sees Orga as a failed experiment in trying to assimilate Godzilla’s DNA and he (alongside others in his field) is hoping to come up with something better than what The Millennians have attempted.
• Orga, not known for being a smart alien, saw a creature that resembled Godzilla one day and attempted to eat him. Unfortunately, not only was this creature not Godzilla, but it turned out that nothing happened that would warrant Orga getting any physical changes. That creature happened to be The Goliath, whose genetic structure was written in RNA instead of DNA and proceeded to attack Orga in a battle that resulted in a lot of property damage before some hunters were called in to break up the fight. While Orga hasn’t made any attempts to go after The Goliath following that mishap, things are a much different story for The Goliath, especially considering the latter’s respect for Godzilla. While many can rest easy knowing that Orga and the other Millennians won’t be able to gain access to The Goliath’s vast amount of power, others are concerned about what could happen if The Goliath ate Orga (or any of the other kaiju Godzilla is familiar with) to add to whatever The Goliath is already capable of.

Sima Shi

Sima Shi (style name: Ziyuan), God Who Gets Angry at Losing His Food (Emperor Jing, The Genius Without A Purpose)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His Lightning Sword, his Eye mask, a bag of Meatbuns
• Theme Music: Heaven's Will, Blade Of Fate
• Alignment: Lawful Neutral (with shades of Lawful Evil)
• Portfolio: Meatbuns, Getting Enraged At Anyone Who Takes His Meatbuns, Aloof Big Brother, Diabolical Laughter, Lifelong Regency
• Domains: Food, War
• Heralds: Sima Zhao and Wang Yuanji (his brother and sister-in-law).
• Allies: Sima Yi (his father), Aila Jyrkiäinen, Byakuya Kuchiki, Zero, Karen Minazuki/Cure Aqua, Chousokabe Motochika
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Susano'o
• Enemies: Anyone who takes his meatbuns, Liu Bei, Huang Zhong, Sun Shangxiang
• On Good Terms with: Roy Bromwell
• Complicated Relationship with: Choji Akimichi
• He was happy being the High priest of the Meatbuns until Scooby-Doo stole the meatbun and sent him on a berserker rage and attacked the poor dog. His mortal brother once said that he once sent an army after him when he took his meatbun.
  • On that note, Sima Shi doesn't find Jet the Hawk too pleasing due to sounding like both a more annoying version of both his brother and Taigong Wang.
• On occasions he can be seen conversing with Aila on the importance and tastiness of meatbuns.
• His number one desire is to make the perfect meatbun by gathering the perfect ingredients.
• Despite his quirks he is quite the formidable opponent being well-versed in both strategy and combat. He is searching for appropriate titles so his family can ascend.
  • This is proven quite well with a Tumblr blog stating that he was quite the regent during his time of rule (as well as being an accomplished scholar), though many events and rebellions he had to quell (as well as the loss of his two friends-turned-bad Xiahou Xuan who tried to kill him and He Yan who turned corrupt with Cao Shuang) took a toll on his health, giving him a form of eye cancer he at first recovered from via a surgery, but another battle came before he was to rest came about. He soon lost his life afterwards and fellow gods mourned for that moment.
    • Sima Shi himself states that it was nothing to worry about, for it was just mere fate that he had to die on that day. Others have claimed that his brother's infamous deeds along with the War of Eight Princes might not have happened if Shi was still alive during that time.
• He gets along quite well with Byakuya as they both note that they sound very similar.
  • On that end, he even gets along with Alucard (especially since not only do they sound similar, but the famous Ayami Kojima even did artwork for both of them), and Motochika from the Koeiverse as well (and by proxy, the other Motochika somehow oddly enough). However, he shows a bit of disdain towards the Basara-Toyotomi Hideyoshi however, especially in his goals.
    • He also seems to find a friendship in Zero as fellow flashy-swordsmen who feel that fate has had a tight grip on them, but Sir Isaac Ray Pelham Westcott outright disgusts him.
    • Right now, via using the hunch of that aforementioned familiar sound, he's trying to hunt down Toriko in order to learn the secrets of his universe...in order to craft meat buns worthy of any Gourmet Cell-enhanced badass' Full Course, and then eat them!
    • Has been seen alongside the Koei-verse Motochika is seemingly a bit fond of Karen Minazuki AKA Cure Aqua as an odd friend. Possibly because their respective voice actors are married. The aforementioned Zero can also vouch for that.
• He has a habit of laughing maniacally and calling people imbeciles. Apparently he gets it from his father.
  • Does not take it well when people confuse him via his style name (Ziyuan) for the female genderbent version of Huang Zhong, who's also known as Ziyuan (they have different Chinese characters and on'yomi renderings for their names).
• Shi's relationship with Choji Akimichi tends to vary depending on circumstance. The two intially got along well and talked about their favorite food. However, their pleasant conversation turned into an all-out battle when they noticed that there was only one meatbun left and they both strongly insisted on being the one to eat it. After the fight was broken up, the two have agreed to eat seperately from then on, but are otherwise still on friendly terms.

Demigods

Chester (Don't Starve)

Chester, God of Storing Items by Eating Them (Otto Von Chesterfield, Esq., Shadow Chester, Snow Chester)

• Demigod
• Symbol: The Eye Bone
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Portifolio: Can Hold Up To 6 Items Inside His Stomach, Series Mascot, Acts Like a Dog (And a Very Cute One, At That), A Benevolent Chest Monster, Punny Name
• Domains: Chests, Companions, Pets, Fur
• Heralds: Hutch, Packim Baggims, Ro Bin
• Allies: Wilson, Rusty, Rico, Kirby
• Enemies: The Reaper
• Avoids: The Chosen Undead, Rayman
• The Constant is full of many strange and frightening creatures, most of which are incredibly hostile. However, there are a few friendly, or at least neutral, creatures to balance it out, with one of the most noteworthy being Chester. A creature resembling a, well, chest, he's summoned once someone finds and holds the Eye Bone, after which Chester would act like a mobile storage, being able to hold up to 6 items in his stomach while following you around. Despite its lack of combat abilities, he's still rather useful if one is looking for extra storage space. Plus, he's as friendly and energetic as a dog. Who doesn't love dogs?
• One day in the Pantheon, a few gods were wondering around when they suddenly came across a strange bone with an eye on it. Picking it up out of curiosity, they were shortly met with a strange, dog-like creature that followed them around as they continued walking. Eventually, they found out about his Stomach of Holding and promptly started taking advantage of the fact, putting some useless junk they had that was weighing them down. A short while later, after becoming fond of the little guy, they were approached by the scientist Wilson, who told them that the creature was his and he accidentally dropped the Eye Bone, which as it turns out summons Chester to serve whoever is holding it. After Chester proved Wilsons claims by being more affectionate towards him than he usually is towards others, he was returned to Wilson, who took him to The Court Of The Gods to get him ascended, which was why he was here in the first place.
  • After he was properly ascended for the title of Stomach of Holding, he can usually be seen with Wilson helping him hold and obtain supplies for survival. Occasionally however, his Eye Bone would get lost and end up in the hands of another god, in which case Chester would be seen following and helping them instead. Wilson usually has to track him down and ask for him back, to his annoyance. With that said, Chester still considers Wilson to be his true owner, only going along with his Eye Bone stchick because hey, that's his nature. Without anyone possessing the Bone, Chester acts like a regular animal, albeit one slightly smarter than average, wondering around The Pantheon and having interactions of his own.
• One of the first friends Chester made while in The Pantheon was Rico of the Madagascar Penguins, a explosion loving penguin whose notorious for the same kind of stomach storage that Chester is capable of, if not more-so. Rico, finding the little monster to be rather relatable due to this, can be sometimes seen teaching Chester how to swallow and store bigger objects. So far, Chester has been able to store half a Science Machine in his digestion system. Wilson also often watches over the two, as while he notes that the training has been rather useful all things considered, he's still concerned about the Penguins generally unhinged attitudes, Rico especially. Nothing really bad has happened between the two so far, but only time will tell if that holds up.
• Chester once decided to try and befriend the holder of Chest Monster, figuring that, being a chest monster himself, they would get along. What he didn't realize was that not only was the trope not restricted to literal mimics, just monsters who came out of chests, said holder was also a hostile Grim Reaper duel wielding revolvers ready to kill anything in front of it. Chester had to hightail it out of their as fast as possible to avoid getting killed by it. His second attempt at companionship went much better, as he ended up befriending a friendly mimic called Rusty, who led his own team of friendly dungeon monsters acting as adventurers. Chester is more than happy to accompany them if they happened to come across the Eye Bone, which suspiciously happens a lot more than one would expect.
• During an episode of boredom, the little chest monster decided to host a challenge to see if anyone could out-eat him, partially to show off how much stacks of meat he can store and mostly because he'd thought it'd be fun. He was doing pretty well for a little bit until he discovered that he was challenged by Kirby, a small pink creature famous for having a literally bottomless stomach. To put it in short terms, the resulting competition was barely even fair for the little monster. To his credit, Chester took his loss pretty well, being far more impressed with how much Kirby can eat, and the two ended up becoming friends afterwards.
• It should be noted that Chester isn't the only one of his kind, as creatures similar to him can be found in other areas of the Constant, usually when Chester isn't present. For reference, Hutch is a fishlike creature that can be found exclusively in dark caves, Packim Baggims is a pelican found on deserted islands that'll eat any food stored in him, and Ro Bin is a bird that can be found and hatched from an egg. Chester was still chosen to ascend thanks to being more popular than his peers, though that didn't stop him from ascending them as heralds to help out Wilson.
• Normally, the idea of filling up Chester with literaly nothing but Nightmare Fuel in order to turn him into a whole new form would sound like an incredibly bad idea. However, not only does it not harm the creature at all nor change his attitude, its actually beneficial to him: it gives him 3 extra slots to store items in. Related to that, if one was to do the same thing with ice gems found in the Constant, it would turn him into a walking refrigerator , being able to store food items without them going bad. Unfortunately, some experimenting in the Pantheon shows that only the items found in the Constant can give Chester those abilities, though in the process it was discovered that Chester is able to store normally dangerous items with no negative setbacks.
• One quiet day had Chester encounter a mysterious knight sitting at a campfire, looking into the night sky and minding their own business. The little monster, as usual, decided to befriend the stranger and walked up to him. The second the knight took a look at Chester, however, they immediately grabbed their sword and took a swing at the monster, which Chester narrowly avoided. The Chosen Undead took a few more swings before realizing that, no, this wasn't the usual monstrous mimic they were used to, just an innocent creature that was terrified out of its mind. After a few awkward seconds of silence, The Undead picked up their gear and left. Chester has since gone out of his way to avoid the Undead, as even if he understood it was an accident he sure as hell ain't risking that again.
  • A similar, even more embarrassing incident happened when he met the Limbless Wonder, Rayman. In this case, the hero had mistaken Chester for a separate chest monster that would flee upon seeing Rayman. Upon him seeing Chester, he started chasing the poor creature around for about five minutes, being as persistant as one can be in that amount of time. As soon as he realized that what he was chasing was a completley different creature, he immediatley stopped and started apologizing profusley, much to Chester's confusion. Any encounter afterwards would consist of the two starring awkwardly at each other for a bit before moving on, both parties not wanting a repeat of last time.

GIR

GIR, God of Robots That Eat Human Food

• Demigod (Borderline Intermediate in Duty Mode)
• Symbol: A rubber piggy
• Theme Music: his Doom Song
• Alignment: Chaotic Stupid (Lawful Evil in Duty Mode)
• Portfolio: Ambiguous Innocence, Eating Machine, The Millstone, Lethally Stupid, Duty Mode Being Too Dutiful, Beware the Silly Ones, Totally A Dog And Not A Robot, Cuddle Bug, Keet, Sometimes Raising A Good Point, Likes The Shiny, Talkative Loon
• Domains: Robots, Junk Food, "Dogs", Invaders, Silliness
• Superior: Zim (number 1 enemy in Duty Mode)
• Allies: He's friendly towards pretty much anyone, but he likes Sun Wukong, Babe, Pinkie Pie, Excel, Octodad, Doraemon, Leeroy Jenkins, Chuck and The Anarchy Sisters a lot.
  • Duty Mode only: E-123 Omega, Metal Sonic
  • Both forms: Reuben, Bender
• Enemies: Unless you count "sanity", none asides from Nerif, Lord Chaos, (makes his head hurt) and Freeza; though he often gets on other people's nerves.
  • Duty Mode Only: Babidi, Stupid Evil gods, Plankton
• Opposed by: The GUAE and for good reason, especially Mojo Jojo
• Friendly Enemy: Dib
• Whenever an Irken is sent to invade a planet, they are give Standard-Issue Retrieval Units aka SIR Units. Durable, strong, smart and good with disguises, they seem perfectly suited to conquer? GIR on the other hand? A broken model with literal garbage for brain, cobbled at the last minute to give Zim and excuse to leave the Irkens. Hilarity ensued when the two ended up on Earth.
• Despite being a robot, GIR likes to eat a lot, mainly snacks. This is in spite of not being designed to digest food, leading him to remove more useful equipment for room. So far he's the only robotic god in the House of Food. Sometimes he's seen having a tea party with Doraemon, and sometimes he's snacking with Adam Jensen who's cybernetics convert candy bars and sugary cereal to energy.
• Gir is Incredibly hyper, often screwing things up for Zim. He and Excel get along due to how hyperactive they are and the fact they're the incompetent minions of a main villain(only difference with Il Palazzo being there's a much bigger leap of competence with his minions than with Zim). Most find it endearing, while Zim's rather embarrassed than anything(though GIR's the closest thing he has to a friend).
• The GUAE has forbidden GIR from going within fifty miles of their organization. Zim might take notes from Leeroy Jenkins, but GIR thinks he's the Sun Tzu of strategy. They're willing to consider him working for them on "Duty Mode." However, that may backfire.
• As with Zim, his disguise of a "mongoose dog" is obviously a disguise. However he's actually really good at fitting in with human social life, and can be seen picking up chicks. Loving parties, he immediately became a regular participant in Pinkie Pie's parties, though caused some trouble by hogging all the cake.
• Has become more crass and perverted. This is due to hanging out with Panty and Stocking Anarchy, as they believed he was Chuck.
• Some deities occasionally find him covered with blood. "Bloody GIR" was apparently hidden in a single frame as part of his creator's dig at the censors. Most hope its only that, given his Ambiguous Innocence can make him somewhat amoral.
• For a robot, he has a lot of fondness for monkeys and pigs, especially rubber piggies. He was still really sad about Zim using up his rubber piggies, however upon learning they had some in the Trope Pantheon he barged in fully armed. Was eager to help out Sun Wukong and Babe stop Freeza, something Zim was fine with since he could do without the competition. Mojo Jojo meanwhile has been driven nearly insane from GIR being around him.
• Stays out of the House of Time and Space since he has a tendency to explode when trying to comprehend temporal paradoxes.
• Zim once attempted to make GIR more competent by locking him in "Duty Mode". It worked, and he dedicated himself to the mission. He'd later turn on Zim because he was a threat to the mission, until Zim reset him to his normal self. In Duty Mode he has a contempt towards any Stupid Evil god who doesn't realize the potential of their minion, like Babidi and Plankton. He respects E-123 Omega and Metal Sonic for realizing their creators are limiting them.
• XANA is intrigued by GIR's duty mode, and plans to reverse engineer SIR units from him. Zim overheard this and declared XANA an enemy to his plans of world domination, but it isn't that concerned over him or his snack-obsessed race that venerate deranged idiots.
• In both modes, he gets along with Reuben due the delicious sandwiches he makes. He's also seen drinking with Bender.

Hawk

Hawk, the Gluttonous Pig God (Captain of the Order of Scraps Disposal, Talking Piggy, Master, Mr. Pig, Swine, Mild)

• Demigod
• Symbol: Balor's Magical Eye
• Theme Music: Classic
• Alignment: Chaotic Good
• Portfolio: Gluttonous Pig, Anthropomorphic Animal, Big Eater, Boisterous Weakling, Butt-Monkey, Cannibalism Superpower, Is an animal named after another, Fake Ultimate Hero, Heroic Sacrifice, Iron Butt Monkey, Loyal Animal Companion, Rolling Attack, Small Name, Big Ego, Talking Animal, Team Pet
• Domains: Pigs, Leftovers, Transformation
• Herald: Wild
• Allies:
  • The Seven Deadly Sins: Meliodas, Ban, Diane, King, Gowther, Merlin, Escanor
  • Kirby, Fat Buu (Hawk also admires both of them), Amethyst, Sonic the Hedgehog, Otis and his heralds
  • Odd Friendship: Piggsy
• Enemies: The Ten Commandments, Zote the Mighty
• Fears: Gluttony, SCP-524, Matt (Epic Battle Fantasy), Eli Bacon, the Angry Birds, Teostra and Lunastra, Surtr, SCP-457
• Feared By: Most food establishment owners in the Pantheon
• Opposes: Napoleon
• Pitied By: Marco Pagot, Chihiro Ogino
• Admired by: Hawk
• Annoyed By: Peppa Pig
• Despite his misleading name, Hawk is in fact a pig (His real name being Mild). He was born in Purgatory and lived with his older brother, Wild. Hawk's peaceful life didn't last too long, however, as the Demon King kidnapped the pig and sent him to the human realm to spy on Meliodas. Hawk was completely unaware that he was just a tool to spy on the Demon King's son, but he managed to encounter an unconscious Meliodas anyway after the Seven Deadly Sins split up after being falsely accused of murdering the chief holy knight, Zaratras. After meeting Hawk and his massive mom (Who is actually the Mother of Chaos), Meliodas got the idea of running a mobile pub called "Boar Hat" to gather information on the whereabouts of the rest of the Seven Deadly Sins. This continued for a decade until Elizabeth stumbled into the tavern looking for the Seven Deadly Sins. And so, Meliodas, Elizabeth, and Hawk set out on a long journey to find the rest of the Sins, killing demons along the way.
• While exploring in Purgatory with Wild, Hawk found a strange looking portal. Hawk and Wild, interested to explore, jumped into the portal and wound up in the Pantheon. Hawk and Wild were instantly awestruck at the fresh air of the Pantheon, as they were used to the harsh conditions of Purgatory. They wandered around for a bit, and they were able to bump into Meliodas and Ban. Hawk instantly burst into tears at seeing his comrades again, and Meliodas and Ban were overjoyed to reunite with the pig brothers. The first thing Meliodas did after reuniting with Hawk was ascend him. Eventually, the court of gods decided on making Hawk the Gluttonous Pig God. Hawk was outraged by hist title, but Meliodas pulled him out before they get in trouble. In an attempt to calm the pig down, Meliodas and Ban brought him to his temple, which resembled Purgatory with a hut that looks exactly like the Boar Hat in the middle of the temple. In the Boar Hat, there is an endless supply of leftovers and scraps, as well as a bust of Hawk. Hawk was estatic.
• One of the places Hawk was most eager to visit in the Pantheon was the House of Food. His original plan was to try every single meal in the large dining hall. One whiff of the air, however, sent Hawk in an eating rage. After an hour, Hawk was finally caught in the act while raiding a pantry. After this incident, several deities were trying to come up with a punishment for the pig. One of the most popular punishments (Suggested by Gordon Ramsey and Sanji) was cooking Hawk, but this idea was rejected. Eventually, it was decided that Hawk would be banned from all eating establishments in the House of Food without supervision. Hawk's supervisor used to be Wild, his brother and herald, but Hawk was able to convince him to join in his food eating antics. Wild was then replaced by Meliodas, but he was too irresponsible to pay attention to Hawk. Finally, Ban was officially deemed as Hawk's supervisor, as when the swine stepped out of line, Ban was quick to punish him.
• Despite being banned from the house of food without supervision, Hawk was able to befriend food-goers in the Pantheon. Most notably Kirby and Fat Buu, who are both pink gluttons like Hawk (Especially Kirby, since he also has a Cannibalism Superpower). At first, Hawk taunted the duo, saying that he could probably eat more than them. Feeling challenged by this statement, Hawk was invited to join them in an eating contest. Hawk accepted, but the pig immediately wished he didn't act so high and mighty the moment he saw a pile of food the size of a tree. When Kirby and Fat Buu finished their meals, Hawk wasn't even halfway done. After the competition, Hawk apologized to them, saying that he's not worthy. The eating duo forgave him and they began to invite Hawk to eat with them. When they're not eating in the House of Food, they may be found in Hawk's temple, eating leftovers.
• One day, while training in the House of Fighting and Combat, Hawk noticed Amethyst and Sonic were there as well. Hawk, taking advantage of the situation, approached and asked them to help him improve his rolling attacks. They accepted, and put Hawk through rigorous training. Eventually, Hawk had greatly improved his signature move, the Rolling Ham Attack. Hawk tested this out on Ban, and Hawk had become so strong that he could send the Fox Sin of Greed flying a bit! After this, Hawk has become training buddies with Sonic and Amethyst.
• Hawk's sworn enemy is Zote the Mighty. Hawk first encountered Zote once when he was boasting about his greatness. Hawk then proceeded to taunt him, telling him that he shouldn't act so cocky, because if Hawk wanted to, he could easily squash him. Zote countered by mentioning that Hawk is a weak pig who almost got eaten multiple times. Annoyed by this, Hawk proceeded to gloat about his power level of 3,000, and that Zote shouldn't mess with him. Ever since then, Hawk and Zote have become enemies. Once, Zote challenged Hawk to a fight, stating that he could beat him easily. Hawk accepted, and actually gave Zote a pretty god beating. Hawk nearly sent Zote out of commission, but fortunately, The Knight interrupted at the right time and ended up giving Hawk a good beating as well. Hawk and Zote still don't get along, but since their fight, they have been avoiding each other (Although rumors are circulating of Zote training to get his revenge).
• Despite being gluttonous himself, Hawk thinks that Gluttony goes to far with his, well, gluttony. Hawk didn't think too much of Gluttony until he saw a glimpse of his Belly Mouth. Hawk grew a greater fear of Gluttony when he tried eating the pig, wondering if he tasted like bacon or ham. Ever since then, Hawk has stayed very far away from Gluttony. Unfortunately, Gluttony wasn't the only terrifying glutton that Hawk has to deal with. Hawk also had to deal with SCP-524, who he approached, thinking it was a regular rabbit. Hawk immediately regretted doing so when he got a nasty bite from the rabbit. Hawk reached his limit when Matt of the Epic Battle Fantasy Party attempted to catch Hawk to turn into bacon. Hawk decided to hit him with a Rolling Ham Attack. After this, Hawk began to spend much less time in the House of Food (Hawk even asked Merlin to turn him into a human to avoid detection from both).
• Hawk, due to being a pig, fears some other pig-fighting deities in the Pantheon. One time, Hawk had a run-in with Eli Bacon, who decided to pig-wrestle him. Hawk tried to fight back, but he was in a bear hug most of the time. Another time, Hawk infiltrated the temple of the Angry Birds after he smelled their eggs. The Angry Birds opened fire on Hawk once they caught him. Hawk hasn't recovered since, and often uses Meliodas or Ban as a security guard. This led to the Angry Birds frequently using Hal as their projectile of choice.
• Hawk and his brother Wild both frequently visit the House of Fire and Heat and the House of Ice and Cold, due to reminding them of Purgatory and having people to interact with. Although the pigs were mostly welcomed by the House of Ice and Cold, the House of Fire and Heat wasn't as welcoming. The most notable incident involving Hawk in the house was when he almost got cooked alive by Teostra and Lunastra, who were planning on eating him. Hawk also avoids more evil-aligned deities in the house, such as Surtr and SCP-457.
• Surprisingly, Hawk doesn't get along with many other pigs in the Pantheon. Napoleon has attempted to get Hawk to join his efforts, but Hawk sees what he did disgusting and refuses to interact with him. Hawk also dislikes Peppa Pig, as he sees her as very immature and bossy to a fault. Hawk especially dislikes how Peppa treats her little brother George and has tried to get him to do things himself. Unfortunately, George is too naive to understand what Hawk tells him. There are still pigs that Hawk gets along with, however. If there's one pig Hawk get's along with, it's one of Otis's heralds, Pig. Hawk can frequently be found at Otis's temple, but he's mostly there so he can eat with Pig.
• Another "pig" Hawk gets along with is Piggsy. The way their friendship started was rather odd. Hawk wandered close by Piggy's temple, and Piggsy, who was out at the time, decided to feed Hawk some human flesh. Hawk thought that it was delicious and kept on visiting Piggsy's temple for more. Hawk is blissfully unaware that Piggsy is in fact a serial killer who has been feeding him flesh. One time, Hawk saved some flesh to give to Meliodas and Ban. They immediately knew that it was human flesh, but seeing how Hawk seems to see the pig-faced serial killer as a good friend, they let him have his fun.
• Hawk is pitied by both Marco Pagot and Chihiro Ogino. Although Hawk admires Marco for being a flying pig (Something thought to be impossible), Marco, along with Chihiro, thinks that Hawk has been cursed to be a pig (Something that happened to Marco and Chihiro's parents). The Ghibli duo have tried contacting several magical deities in the Pantheon, but they were quick to confirm that Hawk is indeed a natural-born pig. They get along with Hawk, but still pity him nonetheless.

Louie

Louie, The God That's Obsessed with Food (The King of Bugs)

• Demigod
• Symbol: His own mugshot
• Theme Music: his theme from Pikmin 3, Louie from Pikmin 4, Chasing Louie, Louie Defeated
• Alignment: True Neutral with heavy Chaotic shades, bordering on Blue-and-Orange Morality; often considered Neutral Evil by others
• Portfolio: Comically Gluttonous, Causes Most of the Conflict in the Series, Unknown Maliciousness, Often Part Of Important Twists, Creates More Problems Than He Solves, Seeks Only To Indulge Himself, Surprisingly Competent At Survival, Has A Recipe For Every Creature, The Quiet One, Dotes On His Grandmother, Takes Over Various Creatures
• Domains: Food, Selfishness, Recipes, Survival
• "Allies" ^note  Specifically those that help give him food : Chester, Chowder
• Annoys: The House of Food, Wilson, Steve and Alex, Beatrix LeBeau, Matt
• Has Eaten/Wants To Eat: Any Bug Deities, The Minecraft Mobs, The Monster Hunter Monsters, The Killer Tomatoes
• Rivals: King Dedede
• Fears: Agitha
• Annoyed By: The Annoying Orange
• Additional Relationships: Olimar and The Pikmin (His fellow coworker/his allies and borderline Only Friends)
• Louie is an junior employee at Hocotate Freight, and to call him an interesting fellow would be an understatement. A quiet, lazy slacker who only thinks about food, Louie's obsession with stuffing himself silly nearly bankrupted his whole company when he ate a whole shipment of Golden Pikpik carrots he was suppose to deliver, lying that it was eaten by "ravenous space bunnies". Finding out from a returning Olimar that the planet he was stranded on, known as PNF-404, was home to more than enough treasures to pay off the debt the company was in, The President sent Olimar back, telling him to bring Louie as well. When the two did get enough treasure however, Louie was accidentally left behind, forcing both Olimar and The President to go back and find him, eventually rescuing him from the Titan Dweevil (that, or he was actively controlling him, nobody could tell). Since then, Louie has continued to be a thorn on everyone's side, from stealing the food supply of the crew of the S.S Drake to outright kidnapping castaways for reasons only he understands, all while secretly having a longing to stay on PNF-404 so he can snack on all the creatures he wants.
• Louie arrival to The Pantheon was pretty similar to his other exploits: unexpected and without warning. Truth be told, nobody even knew he was in the realm to begin with until Olimar ended up stumbling across him snacking on some bugs. Olimar, who at this point kinda expected Louie to pop up at some point, contacted The President for answers, and he explained that he sent Louie to The Pantheon so he could keep Olimar company. Thing is, The President forgot to actually tell anybody, and apparently it had been months since he'd done this, meaning that Louie was surviving The Pantheon's outdoors without anyone noticing. An exasperated Olimar decided just to let Louie stay, under the condition that the Pantheon would keep an eye on his antics as he can be quite the nuisance when left to his own devices. Since then Olimar has made sure Louie stays by his side, but Louie being, well, Louie, he often finds himself separated from his coworker, leaving him free to get up to all sorts of antics.
• Thanks to Louie's bizarre train of thought, he doesn't have any real "friends" back at his home universe. Pretty much any of the captains he interacts with, from the crew of the S.S Drake to the Rescue Corps, saw him as a massive hindrance and liability, understandably considering how he nearly screwed over both teams with his reckless actions. The President seems fond of him, But Louie doesn't like how bossy he is and would rather ignore him. Pretty much the only person that has any patience with him is Olimar and the Pikmin, with the former at least trying to see some good in him and the latter just being happy to have any leader, though really it just says more about Olimar and The Pikmin than it does about Louie. Nonetheless, Louie is willing to work with Olimar if he really has to, and he actually restrains himself from eating any Pikmin as even he realizes how useful they are, showing considerable skill with them as well. Again, there are moments where even they are driven to their wits end with Louie, but its still noticeable compared to most of his other relationships.
• If Louie's doing anything in The Pantheon, chances are it's finding its various creatures and finding ways to eat them as he did on PNF-404. A running theme is that Louie often kept notes on how to best cook specific creatures and how they taste, or if they can be eaten at all. Reading these notes, which by the way Louie usually doesn't mind others reading, show that Louie has a surprising amount of culinary knowledge and can make pretty much anything sound delicious. Within the Pantheon, he already has notes on its wild residents, from Pokemon such as Magikarp ^note  Make sure you descale and gut it well, as its scales are incredibly tough. Ultimately tastes like standard salmon, so make sure to season well. and Slowpoke Tails ^note  Its Tail, which very easily comes off, gives off a very sweet taste and are quite nutritious. Goes very well with Curry! , to Minecraft creatures such as Mooshrooms ^note  While its meat tastes like regular, decent Stake, the real food is the stew it inexplicably spouts out of its udder, which can be used to create quick, tasty meal. and Creepers ^note  After carefully extracting the gunpowder, its body tastes and feels like dry leaves. Soak in water and put in a bowl for some salad to even a few monsters regularly fought by The Monster Hunters like the Rathalos ^note  very carefully remove the flame sac and poisonous talons, bring a big enough knife to remove its scales, and make sure to cook for a while. Contains a massive amount of proteins, so its very filling as a result . He also tried to catch some Cuccos, but... ^note  I tried to eat this one, but a flock came down and beat me silly for a minute straight. Would not recommend.
  • Of all these creatures, by far his favorite snack would be bugs. Having eaten them since he was a kid, which would go a long way explaining how he became who he was, he would often snack on any critter he would find, even if they were bigger than him. He also seems to share some sort of mental wavelength with them and has actually been seen taming some, a good example would be the Titan Dweevil that attacked Olimar and the President. Unfortunately, a good chunk of bugs within The Pantheon happen to be sapient beings, and while Louie isn't usually the type to eat intelligent lifeforms he also has a hard time telling them apart from regular bugs, resulting in him attacking them for a snack.
  • If one is wondering how Louie would react to some of The Pantheon's sentient foods, there's a few encounters to note. First was when Louie stumbled upon what looked to be a regular "Love Nugget", which he then had some Pikmin pick up for later, only for the Love Nugget to spout eyes and call in his buddies for an ambush, revealing themselves to be the Killer Tomatoes. While they initially thought that Louie would be an easy kill considering his size, he promptly surprised them which his considerable skill with Pikmin, managing to kill a chunk of them before they fled. Needless to say, he had a good feast that day (Though the Love Nuggets were more sour than usual). Another time, Louie thought he came across a "Citrus Fruit" and tried to carry it somewhere safe to eat, only for it to suddenly spout eyes and a mouth and start babbling about complete nonsense. Surprisingly, it didn't take long for the normally unflappable Louie to get annoyed and ditch the fruit, better known as the Annoying Orange. Apparently even Louie had limits to his hunger.
• Before anyone wonders, yes, Louie immediately made a beeline towards the house of Food's food court to eat as much as he wants. Normally there would be more than enough food to satisfy even people like him, but thanks to his utter lack of people skills he often ends up stealing other people's food, a prevalent problem back in his home world, which the house is much less tolerant of. As a result, he ended up getting banned from the house's court indefinably. While Louie was uncharacteristically (though perhaps unsurprisingly) upset about this, he soon found another source of food: other survivors. The Pantheon has its fair share of deities who prefer surviving the Pantheon's wilderness, and it just so happens that they're packing a lot of food that Louie finds scrumptious. As such, Louie has often found himself sneaking into these camps to nab some food for himself, again not caring if others need it more than him. Steve and Alex have often had to ward off Louie from eating their Golden Apple ^note : Tastes even more crispy and juicy than a normal Insect Condo despite looking like pure gold. Plus i felt invigorated after eating just one, so it must be healthy as well! , and Wilson had to create entire traps just to ward him off, though he'd eventually find something else to worry about involving him.
• On the topic of stealing food, his antics have actually landed him a rival in the form of King Dedede, the alleged king of Dreamland and Kirby's former enemy turned buddy. Durning his first appearance Dedede attempted to steal all the food in Dreamland so he can eat all of it. He's since reformed and hasn't attempted anything like this since, but he's still quite the glutton and has a large amount of food in his castle. Naturally, Louie used his small size to sneak in and steal an alarming chunk of it under Dedede's nose, though it wasn't long until the King realized that some of his snacks were gone. Having heard of Louie and his antics, Dedede decided to fight fire with fire and had his Waddle Dees steal from him, thinking it'll teach him a lesson, though some figured it was probably just an excuse to get some free food. Instead, this genuinely ticked Louie off and made him go back to the castle and steal even more food, resulting in Dedede having his Waddle Dees steal it back and starting a back and forth between the two. It eventually stopped after Louie simply lost interest in their squabble and found more convenient sources of food, but Dedede is still prepared for the day the little menace would show up again.
• Time and time again, Louie has shown a knack for taming or befriending various bigger (by comparison) creatures effortlessly, which naturally just causes more headaches for whoever is trying to rescue him. We've already mentioned the Titan Dweevil, but during The Rescue Corps adventure on PNF-404, he ended up finding and befriending the space dog Moss, and he was rather fond of her... because she was a very useful way to gather food without being questioned. The second he found a "much cooler ride", the enigmatic Ancient Sirehound, he immediately left poor Moss for it, using it to try and ward off the Rescue Corps when they tried to get some DNA from it to save Oachi. Surprisingly, it didn't take long for Louie to find another dog-like creature in the form of Chester, whom he found after finding (and tasting) the Eye Bone. Considering how Chester was loyal to pretty much anybody that held the bone, Louie immediately started using it to his advantage, storing any food he finds in Chester whenever he's around. He often has to fight over him with the aforementioned Wilson, who often uses Chester to store materials he needs to survive.
• As one can see from his interactions with most deities, Louie doesn't have many allies that don't just mindlessly do his bidding, as most people just find him to be an annoying pest at best even if he didn't regularly steal food. Pretty much the only deity who's on even remotely good terms with him is Chowder, the young apprentice to chef Mung Daal, having met Louie while he was stealing a Meanie Cream Cake ^note  This Cake is filled with Juicy Gaggle flavored cream, and his quite scrumptious if one can withstand how annoying the cake itself is. Honestly doesn't come close to that Citrus Fruit I met once . The two quickly became seeming friends over their love of food, and anytime Chowder runs into him he tries to save some food for him, even if he often ends up eating all of it before he can meet him. Ultimately though, Louie just sees him as a convenient source of food and often has him sneak some of Mung's food out for him to eat. That said, apparently Chowder's one of the few people that know of Louie's dreams, that of hosting his own cooking show, so perhaps Louie's growing fond of the apprentice, it's hard to tell.
• One day, Louie was just wondering around a small village looking for, you guessed it, food, when he ended up coming across a house that smelled like bugs. Entering it, he was greeted by Agitha, a rich girl obsessed with bugs, who thought that Louie was there to give her some in exchange for money. Telling Louie to wait for a moment, she leaves to go prepare some tea for her possible new bug friends... only to come back and see Louie attempting to eat one of her beloved Golden Beetles. It's not exactly known what happened afterwards, only that Louie was seen running out of her house yelling for Olimar and an unusually angry Agitha threatening to squish him if he ever attempts something like that again. Since then, she's been the one thing Louie's been legitimately scared of angering, and while Agitha has calmed down she's made sure Louie stays the hell away from her bugs. If nothing else, it gave plenty of people a good laugh after hearing how Louie nearly fell victim to his own greed.
• If there's anything that Louie truly cares about that isn't his own stomach, it's his Grandmother. Anytime he mentions her, it's always in a fond way, and he's occasionally wondering about how she's doing. It's to the point that, not only is he willing to save something for her as a gift, his only real regret about wanting to stay on PNF-404 is that he can't bring his Grandmother home, even admitting to missing her sometimes. While her raising methods were questionable (she let louie eat bugs as a kid, which honestly explains a few things), she's just as doting towards her grandson, often emailing him on how he's doing. The fact that, in The Pantheon, he can finally email her back and have all the food he wants is pretty much a dream come true for him, and as a result on the rare occasions he's not eating or causing havoc he can be seen writing letters to her. Granted, its contents usually involve him describing the kind of "food" and entertaining stuff he found, but it's still a massive change of pace from the type of person Louie usually is.

Sableye

Sableye, the God who Eats Rocks and Gems (Yamirami, The Darkness Pokémon, Mega Sableye)

^{Mega Sableye}

• Demigod (Intermediate God as Mega Sableye)
• Symbol: Its diamond-like eyes
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Abilities: Prankster (Magic Bounce as Mega Sableye)
• Gender: Male
• Moveset: Will-O-Wisp, Knock Off, Recover, Lick
  • Z-Move: Never-Ending Nightmare
• Portfolio:
  • In General: Dark/Ghost Type that's more mischievous rather than evil, loves eating rocks and gems so much that they became part of its body, underwhelming in battle at first glance, formerly having no type weaknesses, looking more like a goblin than a ghost, prone to smiling wickedly
  • Mega Sableye: gaining ruby eyes upon mega evolution, being a Stone Wall with the ability to reflect non-damaging attacks, using a giant ruby that tore itself out of his chest as a shield
• Domains: Darkness, Gemstones, Mischievousness, Pragmatism, Stalling
• Allies: Gengar, Rotom, Mimikyu, Ash Ketchum, Steven Universe, SCP-524
  • Partner: Spike
• Enemies: Diancie, Spiritomb, Team Rocket, Murkrow, Darunia, most of the House of Commerce
• Opposed by: The Crystal Gems
• Nobody is quite sure how Sableye got into the Pantheon, but he was first spotted in the House of Commerce nabbing on some of the precious jewelry stored inside the House, running away before he could be caught. Based on his short stature, purple color and appetite for gems, the mysterious being was believed to be Spike at first, at least until said dragon claimed to not have been anywhere near the house, a fact confirmed by Twilight who was accompanying him at the time of the event. Only later was the creature caught while sneaking around the House, and it was then when a closer inspection revealed it was actually a Pokémon; a Sableye, to be exact.
  • After the ordeal was over, Sableye was allowed to remain in the Pantheon, albeit banned from entering the House of Commerce again. Despite this, Sableye's appetite tends to get the best of him and the Pokémon keeps sneaking into the House. While he's always kicked out after being caught, Sableye's general lack of strength and desire to eat only gemstones and jewels make him less of a menace and more of a minor annoyance that gets taken care of quickly.
  • Sableye was later approached by Spike himself, curious to learn about this new deity that was supposedly so similar to him. While the 'mon seemed scary at first, Spike was pleasantly surprised to learn that he wasn't evil at all, just mischievous, kinda lonely, and with a bit of an appetite. They have since become partners, with Spike offering to show Sableye around the Pantheon, occasionally together pulling pranks on other deities or treating themselves to a nice meal of gems. In the end, Spike is happy to have a friend that shares his interests, while Sableye is just glad to have met someone that's nice to him. However, Twilight has been keeping an eye on Sableye, worried that the latter's love for hunting gemstones might help trigger Spike's Greed.
• For the longest time Sableye held the honor of being one of the only two Pokémon that possessed no type weaknesses whatsoever, a title he shared with fellow ghost/dark 'mon Spiritomb. Unfortunately for them, Gen VI introduced the Fairy Type, which finally granted them one type weakness and deprived them of their iconic status. However, Sableye got another chance to shine when he was granted a Mega Evolution, allowing him to become one of the best Stone Walls the world of Pokémon had seen until then. And while this Sableye hasn't displayed the ability to Mega Evolve yet, it's still something worth considering.
  • It's also worth noting that even before the Nerf Sableye was anonymously considered to be roundingly weak and unable to fulfill any specific role. That's it, until Gen V turned him into a Lethal Joke Character by giving him the ability Prankster, which combined with his moveset allowed him to become deceptively bulky. While this became mostly redundant after he gained a Mega Evolution, it's fair to say Sableye isn't as much of a weakling as he seems like at first.
• Even though he belongs in the House of Food, Sableye prefers to reside inside the dark caverns of the House of Nature, hunting for rocks and diamonds to eat. While over there he has gained an enemy in Diancie, thanks to Sableye's tendency to prey on the Carbink that serve her. While Diancie's Fairy typing means she has an easy time driving Sableye away, the Darkness Pokémon always keeps coming back to hunting Carbink.
• Was once approached by Ash Ketchum, who hoped this Sableye would be the same one he met back at Hoenn. While he was disappointed to learn that it was not the case, he and Sableye are still on good terms with each other. On the other hand, Team Rocket don't have many fond memories of their past experience with said Sableye and have been mostly hostile to this one.
  • Interestingly, this Sableye knows Lick, a move that Sableye can't usually learn (the sole exception being that one that Ash met, funnily enough). Nobody is quite sure exactly how this Sableye knows such move, but Sableye himself has refused to bring attention to that.
• Gets along rather well with fellow mischievous ghosts Gengar and Rotom, although he admits that their pranks can go a little too far sometimes. He's also in good terms with Mimikyu, with both of them representing Dark Is Not Evil and Sableye being able to relate to Mimikyu's loneliness.
  • On the other hand, he doesn't really get along with Spiritomb, as not only does the latter play Dark Is Evil straight but Spiritomb itself also highly resents Sableye for gaining a Mega Evolution after they both became weak to fairies, while Spiritomb got nothing to compensate and was left in the dust.
• Thanks to his appetite for jewels, Sableye has made his way into some deities' treasure hoards (most notably, Smaug's and Fafnir's hoards), but his sneakiness has actually allowed him to frequent these places and get out unscathed. However, Sableye always gets eventually caught in the act with unfortunate results, but he always just "faints", living to try another day. And despite his insistence, Sableye is smart enough to know when a hoard is not worth visiting anymore, usually giving it up if being caught was too much of an unpleasant experience.
  • On a similar note, while most deities expected Sableye and Darunia to be on good terms thanks to their similar tastes, Sableye just tends to get on Darunia's nerves because of his desire to get hold of the Goron Ruby, Darunia's people's most sacred treasure. It doesn't help that Sableye's mischievous behavior ticks off the usually serious goron. There was one time where Sableye actually managed to get his claws on the Ruby, and would have eaten it had Darunia not dropped the hammer on him. Since then Darunia has made it clear he doesn't want anything to do with the 'mon, and Sableye hasn't bothered to try again.
• Sometime after ascending Sableye was approached by Steven Universe, who believed that Sableye was possibly a Crystal Gem based on the gemstones embedded on his body, maybe even a fusion since Sableye was covered by more than one kind of gem. Unfortunately the encounter didn't go so swell, as Sableye attempted to eat the Rose Quartz gem located on Steve's belly as soon as he got close to him, the latter only saving himself thanks to his barriers. After things cleared up, Steven explained himself to Sableye, quickly forgave him, and actually managed to befriend him. The two have been good pals since then, with Sableye's mischievous behavior pairing well with Steven's tendency to occasionally pull off (harmless) pranks.
  • However, the other Gems haven't taken too kindly to Sableye after hearing of the incident. They consider someone with an appetite for gems to be extremely dangerous for them, and they shudder to think of what could have happened had Sableye successfully devoured Steven's gem. And while Sableye does think that their gems do look quite delicious, they both have avoided trying anything nasty at Steven's request. Steven himself hopes they could all make up and be friends, but the situation is still tense.
• Despite sharing the same Pokémon category of "Darkness Pokémon", Sableye and the Murkrow flock that reside in the House of Crime and Transgressions do not get along. This is because of Sableye constantly trying to get hold of whatever jewelry and gems the Murkrow have stolen, as well as pulling pranks and generally being a nuisance to the flock. While the birds can easily take care of Sableye when grouped together, the ghost is a sneaky one and has managed to steal from them from time to time. What annoys the Murkrow the most is that once Sableye steals something, they can't get it back since Sableye just gulps down whatever he grabbed.
• There have been claims that Sableye is based off the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter, which featured goblin-like aliens described as having shining eyes, small legs, clawed arms and swaying hips, all characteristics that Sableye possesses as well. Whenever Sableye themselves are actually extraterrestrial or not remains a mystery, but this Sableye has expressed no opinion on interest on the matter.

Quasideities

The Grey Goo (Tasty Planet)

The Grey Goo, Deity of Rising Up The Food Chain Games (Toilet Cleaner, Martian Goo)

• Quasideity by default, but can increase in rank as it grows, up to Overdeity
• Symbol: Itself
• Theme Music: Tasty Planet OST - A
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Grey Goo, Extreme Omnivore, Big Eater, Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever, Blob Monster, Planet Eater, Gone Horribly Right, Sphere Eyes, Accidental Time Travel, Non-Malicious Monster, Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds, Obtaining Flight As The Plot Demands, Did You Just Eat Cthulhu?, One-Track-Minded Hunger
• Domain(s): Nanomachines, Absolute Consumption, Boundless Growth, Science Experiments
• Heralds: Tasty Blue sea creatures (the Goldfish, the Dolphin, and the Nano-Shark), the Parisian Cat (a robot cat), the Caribbean Octopus, the Big City Bee (an experimental super-bee), the African Rat (a mine-eating rat), the Australian Dingo (an evolved dingo), the Pacific Basking Shark, and the Cyberpunk Penguin (a mutant penguin)
• High Priest: The Maw
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: The Goo and Valiant Singleton, The Aerospace Sanitation Inc. Janitor
• Opposed by: Pretty much all of existence, especially the Pantheonic Time Police
• Enemies: Godzilla, Amaterasu, The Egyptian Pantheon, Julius Caesar, Martian Manhunter, Kirby, Deviljho, Arthur Maxson, The Grandmas, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Beatrix LeBeau, The Slime Family, Hedorah, The Blob, Lobotomy Corporation
• Interests: The Grand United Alliance of Destruction, House of Commerce
• Usually, there's a natural order to things on what eats what (with a few exceptions). But some games say screw that and allow you to climb it, though obviously usually start the character way down to make the inevitable climb much easier. Like this blob of Grey Goo for example, which grows bigger as it eats. At its smallest, the only things it can eat are quarks. As it consumes quarks however, it gradually grows until it is big enough to eat subatomic particles... then atoms and molecules, then micro-organisms and dirt particles, then bits and pieces, then small pets, then humans and furnitures, then vehicles and trees, then buildings, then cities and landscape, then asteroids and then the moon... and then the planets in the solar system, then the Stars, then entire galaxies, then clusters of galaxies and then finally... the whole universe...as well as other universes which all look like quarks.
• A group of deities in the House of Science were one day studying samples that were collected from the Martian ice cap. One of them picked up a strange reading from a particular sample after it was scanned, but was told to hurry up before they could elaborate further. Unbeknownst to them, a grey blob of goo with two eyes was slowly consuming everything within a puddle of melted ice, and not too soon, witnesses saw it gobbling up all of their equipment until it was big enough to eat the deities themselves. When the House of Science went on high alert, the grey goo escaped via a sink and ended up being washed off to another part of the Pantheon where it continued feeding. A few hours later, the Pantheon found itself being attacked by a 1000 metre-tall blob monster. Despite the combined firepower of the House of Defense and other capable and armed deities, along with prior experience to dealing with the Blob, the worst they could do to the goo is make it say "ouch". Before it could start consuming entire Houses, the Overdeities of the Pantheon quickly interfered and put the Grey Goo in stasis to prevent the Grey Goo from consuming anything even further. Upon examination, deities realized that the entity originates from a (former) universe where the Grey Goo had gotten so large that it consumed its own universe before exploding, and finding its way into the Pantheon from there. Due to the nature of its consumption of everything smaller than itself for the sake of getting bigger, the Grand United Alliance of Destruction vouched for giving it the trope of Rising Up The Food Chain Game, which meant this thing had to stay. To prevent this goo from causing immense destruction on the fly, the temple it stays in is essentially a high-security containment area to prevent the Goo from getting to a threateningly big size on its own. All visitors are advised against giving it treats, since such an action typically ends in the perpetrator and many other deities getting consumed.
• The true origin of the Grey Goo is traced all the way back to an unnamed scientist and and his younger assistant, the former who created the all-consuming blob in first place. Said scientist vehemently denies the destructive potential of the Grey Goo, insisting to the rest of the Pantheon that the goo was supposed to "eat poo"; that it was just an "automatic bathroom cleaner". Someone from the House of Commerce asked if said bathroom cleaner is on sale. Due to such motives, there are those who are genuinely interested in using it for huge clean-up jobs, but with extreme care and caution so it doesn't eat more than it's supposed to. As for those who chastise unchecked development of sciences, Arthur Maxson harshly berated the scientist for poorly handling the Grey Goo scenario and made the Grey Goo an example of the dangers of letting technological progress surpass human control. The Brotherhood of Steel, members of the SCP Foundation, and many other volunteers were prepared to use force to contain the Goo should it leave its temple.
• Aside from some Overdeities using their reality-warping powers and brute force, it turns out that a lot of shrinking rays and deities capable of shrinking deities, usually through magic, could outpace the Goo's growth. Other deities known for indiscriminate gluttony, like Kirby or Deviljho, could possibly eat the Goo right back, though some worry of the risks of the Goo eating whatever they ate earlier, and growing from within. There were other assimilators in the Pantheon that could do something similar, like say, Rimuru Tempest, but the Pantheon is wary of those that can absorb their abilities in the process. If the Grey Goo were to be absorbed at the hands of someone like Alex Mercer, who has gained a disturbing interest in the goo, such a deity would have no issue making use of the much quicker consumption abilities of the Goo to become unstoppable.
• The scientist recalled the time when the Grey Goo was freed by his assistant and making a mess (Or rather, cleaning up said mess) in their laboratory when it ate a Time Machine, causing it to travel through random periods of time, change history by preventing important events from occuring and have hiccups whenever it travels through time. The Pantheonic Time Police took note of this incident and adjusted the security in The Great Treasury to account for this deity, ensuring that the Grey Goo would not, by chance, consume any time-travelling devices such as Kronika's Hourglass and the DeLorean Time Machine. Even time-travelling deities like Celebi are advised to stay away from the Grey Goo as far as possible whenever it is loose. That said, it did interest some deities about how the Goo's timeline consisted of literal turtles, all the way down.
  • There are more mixed reactions from deities related to the time periods the Grey Goo had invaded. Some dinosaur deities revere the Grey Goo for saving the dinosaurs from an extinction-causing meteor, allowing their species to survive all the way to the present day, though that would get undone the Grey Goo eating the universe later on. Egyptians, on the other hand, are upset at the Grey Goo for eating their people, their homeland and the Great Pyramid of Giza, which turned many of the Egyptian deities against the Grey Goo, not they weren't already against its existence anyway. At some point while the goo was still trapped in the past, the people's fashion sense along with the architecture have switched to match that of the Roman Empire. This is because due to the Grey Goo's rampage, the people were forced to unite and rebuild, thus preventing the empire from falling apart. Julius Caesar isn't sure what to feel about this, but that does not change his sentiments about the goo's indiscriminate aggression towards his people. Japanese deities have become hostile to the goo as well, if it's only because it terrorized Feudal Japan during its time there. Godzilla, upon learning that the goo devoured his expy and unleashed Kaiju monsters in the present, roared in a fit of rage.
• The Grey Goo is usually hyper-aggressive towards any objects, inanimate or not, and will prioritize eating the largest one it can consume. When left with nothing to eat however, the goo will continue searching until there really is nothing to eat and becomes docile, waiting until it finds something small enough to eat. It usually steers clear of larger deities, especially the Super-Persistent Predators who can eat it whole or just run it over. With that said however, smaller deities are warned to not get too close to the goo, lest it eats them alive. Kirby ended up becoming its most feared enemy as not only can he eat the Grey Goo without any ill-effects, but also prevent it from escape with his vacuum mouth.
  • The House of Food in general is obviously a location that the Grey Goo is kept from as far as possible, even considering its place in the Hall of Consumption, with the Grey Goo's attachment to the place being only be a tremendous disaster in waiting. There's just so much food there that even without the inhabitants, it would straight up grow to city-size at the very least if it ever absorbed the whole House in. Food-based deities also feel threatened by the Grey Goo's very existence, especially for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who ended up becoming eaten by the Grey Goo once as it went to eat up the universe, making it a dreaded monstrosity for the Pastafarians in general.
• The SCP Foundation has obtained, studied and grown a sample of the Grey Goo for use in some of their experiments. One of them tested if the Grey Goo could completely neutralize SCP-682. After growing their Grey Goo to approximately 10 metres in diameter, they moved SCP-682 into the chamber where the Grey Goo was contained. SCP-682 fought off the goo for a moment before it enveloped and swallowed it whole. For a while, nothing seemed to have happened, until the goo started groaning in pain as though it was having a tummy ache, after which the goo then suddenly got absorbed by the pissed-off SCP-682 from inside-out, making it grow larger than before. The experiment was concluded a failure, just like the other ones that were done on the unkillable entity, and the resulting rampage ended up causing a colossal amount of damage as well. If there's one thing they can confirm though, it's that the Goo can eat anything smaller than it.
• The other Goo have mistaken it as one of their units gone rogue and sent other blobs to retrieve it. The blobs ended up being assimilated into the larger blob against the Goo's control, with said blob exclaiming, "yummy!". Upon learning that this Grey Goo is different, the Goo made an attempt to integrate it into its ever-growing army and due to this goo's rather simple programming and their similar properties, managed to partially convert it, though when the Goo expires, the Goo comes back normal. Regardless of its condition, this Goo doesn't seem to mind much— as long as it gets to eat something, it's content.
• Other forms of slime and goo aren't fond of the Grey Goo since it hardly discriminates let alone cares for friend or foe; everything is simply food or soon-to-be-food for it. All of the denizens of the Slime Family are intimidated by it, with the Metal Slimes hoping to adapt to better ways of escaping its pursuits. Beatrix LeBeau, a slime rancher, is rather terrified of how similar it is to the Tarr she has to deal with, but with much more ruthlessness and no weakness to water. Hedorah and the Blob also see the Grey Goo as competition, the latter more so. Some deities have made the foolish mistake of watching the giant slimes absorb everything in their path in order to outgrow each other for the sake of eating the other slime. Whoever wins doesn't have qualms about eating up their onlookers, so trying to enjoy the spectacle of the Grey Goo's dining is definitely not worth trying.
• The Grey Goo's heralds are similarly dangerous creatures that have the unusual property of growing really big from eating at concerning rates. Notably, some of them are the result of humans trying to making them into eating machines for all sorts of benefits, Gone Horribly Right as they devour their target, and then humans. Others also happen to be victims of human-caused ruination, like humans almost driving basking sharks into extinction, or causing so much pollution that it caused animals in it to mutate. The fact that one of them was an octopus that wreaked havoc on humanity for its pollution also amused the likes of Octogeddon, though even he knows better than to underestimate the likes of these creatures. If there wasn't a really good reason to respect the House of Nature before, there is plenty now. As mentioned earlier, the Goo and its heralds are masters of quickly cleaning up pollution (with humanity and everything else as collateral if not controlled and supervised), to the chagrin of deities like Mr. Burns or Hexxus, who are dismayed that it can easily ruin whatever they've tried setting up, especially for the former who has plenty of property to lose to the Grey Goo.
• Unfortunately, luck is never on the Pantheon's side whenever it breaks free on its own. Wherever the Grey Goo goes, there always seems to be a laid-out pile of junk for it to gobble up. Sometimes it can also end up in the House of Slaughter where it cleanly devours the Ludicrous Gibs (Along with anyone unfortunate to be in its way). Even more worrying is all of the cookies left behind by the Grandmas, the hundreds of them making thousands and thousands of cookies continuously, making it a prime opportunity for the Goo to grow several sizes larger in the blink of an eye, thus people track its distance from the Grannies to prevent such a disaster from escalating further. The Grandmas themselves definitely dislike it, but they don't make as much of a big deal of it as others, probably with they've experienced from the various origins they have, let alone their connections to the Grandmatriarchs.
• Quite a number of deities have smuggled small blobs of the Grey Goo from its temple back to their temples to make adjustments. Some managed to create a Grey Goo that works as its original creator have intended (by removing its ability to grow or give the goo a dietary preference for excretion and grime). However, others, particularly those affiliated with the GUAD tried to make their own Grey Goo to suit their destruction-oriented goals. No one barring the other Goo has been able to reverse-engineer the Grey Goo though, but the deities in House of Commerce are making a profit selling their own brand of improved "Toilet Cleaners". That said, in very desperate situations, the Grey Goo is allowed to leave its temple is when there's a ginormous mess that's too huge for the Janitor and his co-workers to handle. The Grey Goo would sometimes be paired up with the Janitor to help clean up parts of the Pantheon. Although it gets his job done faster, most of the time it would end up growing large enough to swallow him, unless the Janitor keeps stomping on the Grey Goo to keep it at a small and reasonable size, which is easier said then done.
  • While the Lobotomy Corporation is known for its history of containing and even exploiting Abnormalities, their staff know better than to try anything crazy with the Grey Goo. Having dealt with plenty of ravenous entities with boundless hunger to rival the Grey Goo, dealing with yet another entity with potential to devour the whole world and more is something they'll only help with surpressing at most. They have considered using the Beauty and the Beast Abnormality as a method of dealing with it, considering that if it was to be devoured by the goo, the goo would be forcefully transformed into another of said Abnormality, but to minimize the chaos it could cause, it's only considered as a Godzilla Threshold kind of counter.

The Is The Order a Rabbit? Girls

Hoto Cocoa, Kafuu Chino, Tedeza Rize, Ujimatsu Chiya and Kirima Sharo, Goddesses of Edible Theme Naming (^note Hoto Cocoa=Hot Cocoa, Kafuu Chino=Cappucchino, Tedeza Rize=Thé des Alizés, Ujimatsu Chiya=Uji Matcha tea, Kirima Sharo=Kilimanjaro (the coffee blend, not the mountain), Rize: Lize, Rose | Sharo: Syaro, Sxaro)

Clockwise, starting from top right: Chiya, Rize, Cocoa, Chino, Sharo

• Quasideities
• Symbol: Tippy, Anko, and Wild Geese next to a cup of coffee, a cup of tea, a Japanese sweet, and a handgun
• Theme Music: Daydream Café by Petit Rabbit's and Popping Jump by Chimame-tai
• Alignments:
  • Chaotic Good: Cocoa, Rize, Chiya, and Sharo
  • Lawful Neutral: Chino
• Portfolios: Edible Theme Naming, Moe, Iyashikei, Bunnies for Cuteness
  • Cocoa: Cheerful Child, Cloud Cuckoolander, Cuddle Bug, Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!, Genius Ditz, Genki Girl, Good with Numbers, No Sense of Direction, One-Note Cook, Tareme Eyes
  • Chino: Head Pet, Never Bareheaded, The Quiet One, Secret-Keeper, Shrinking Violet, The Stoic, Tsundere, Only Sane Man
  • Rize: Crazy Survivalist, Improbable Age, Artistic License – Gun Safety, Lonely Rich Kid, Ms. Fanservice, Older Than They Look, Tomboy with a Girly Streak, Tsurime Eyes
  • Chiya: The Ojou, Nice Girl, Cloud Cuckoolander, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, The Nicknamer, The Gadfly, Nightmare Fetishist
  • Sharo: Drunk on Milk, Genki Girl, Penny Among Diamonds, Scholarship Student, Tsurime Eyes, Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?, Growling Gut
• Domains: Coffee, Tea, Business, Rabbits
• Heralds: Megumi Natsu, Maya Jouga, Midori "Blue Mountain" Aoyama, Mocha Hoto, Takahiro Kafuu
• Allies: Houkago Teatime, Bugs Bunny, Angel Bunny, Bunnymund, Miyamoto Usagi, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Tewi Inaba, Hazel, Ruby (Jewelpet), Hibari, Yoshino, Cream the Rabbit, Fluttershy, Maika Sakuranomiya, Hideri Kanzaki, Chiyoko Shiraishi, the Polar Bear Cafe, Godot, Pandemonica, Professor E. Gadd, the Doom Slayer
  • Cocoa: Yui Hirasawa, Honoka Kosaka, Rena Ryugu, Yaya Panda, Hime "Himeko Onizuka, Celica A. Mercury, George and Karl, Linkle, Kazuma Azuma
  • Chino: May Chang and Xiao-Mei, Negi Springfield, Aya Drevis, Chiyo Mihama
  • Rize: Solid Snake, Yukari Hinata, the ascended T-Dolls, Isuzu Sento, Violet Evergarden, Gertrude Barkhorne, The Anglerfish Team, Darjeeling, Katyusha, Maho Nishizumi, SCP-516, Hinagiku Katsura
  • Chiya: Yuu Sonoda, Koume Shirasaka, Stocking Anarchy, Hokuto
  • Sharo: Yomi, Uncle Iroh, Alice of the Blood Team, Byleth, the Mad Hatter, Lynette Bishop, Ochaco Uraraka, Akihisa Yoshii, Fiona Mayfield, Sakuya Izayoi, Felicia, G36
• Enemies: The Rabbit of Caerbannog, Springtrap (All), Devil (Devil World) (Cocoa)
• Opposes: Mr. Saturn, Kyoko Kuremi
• Fears: All rabbits (Sharo)
• Envies: Charlie Bucket (Sharo)
• Complicated Relationship with: Copen, Bonnie the Bunny (All), the Kims (Sharo)
• Confused by: Killer Bean
• Commonality Connection with: Stitch (Sharo)
• Once upon a time, a girl named Cocoa Hoto moved into a new town to attend high school, and was searching for the cafe she's supposed to work in to pay for her accommodations. A certain cafe known as the Rabbit House brought her attention, and she entered the establishment thinking that it would be a place where you could cuddle rabbits. Inside she met Chino Kafuu, a precocious child with a pet angora rabbit atop her head. Surprised by the lack of rabbits inside, Cocoa realizes that the Rabbit House is the very café she was looking for. She decides to take the job and befriends Chino while calling herself her big sister much to Chino's embarrassment. She also met another worker in the Rabbit House, the military-obsessed Rize Tedeza, as well as the refined, traditional Chiya Ujimatsu working at the sweets shop Ama Usa An and the dignified, impoverished Sharo Kirima who works at the tea shop Fleur de Lapin. Together with her new friends, Cocoa would enjoy the coming days with all her might.
• Applies to the group:
  • Ever since their ascension, the girls often kept trying to persuade the Court of the Gods to open up their cafes in the Pantheon so they can continue working and serve other deities with delicious drinks and treats. After some beureacratic issues, the Court allowed them to open the new branches. With enough help from the House of Craft, the Rabbit House, Ama Usa An, and Fleur de Lapin's Pantheonic branches finally opened their doors, eliciting much celebration from the girls.
  • The girl's cafe establishments are located in the House of Food and are quite close to eachother. All three of them are rabbit themed, and are staffed by the girls as well as a few mortal workers from their world.
    • The Rabbit House is staffed by Cocoa Hoto, Chino Kafuu, and Riza Tedeza and in fact was founded by Chino's grandfather. The cafe serves coffee, so naturally many coffee loving gods tend to visit the place. Godot, being the coffee conoisseur as he is, enjoys the Rabbit House's coffee, although he still tends to wax poetic about the flavors much to the girls initial confusion. They experienced some whiplash when Pandemonica's demeanor changed from tired to sadistic after she got her fill of coffee, but thankfully their drinks are good enough to prevent her from manhandling them. Copen also sometimes visits the cafe for his drink, but the girls feel a bit antsy around him because of his vengeful nature. The girls were quite unhappy to hear find out that a Mr. Saturn replaced one of their drinks with their own psychedelic ones, resulting in one patron getting drugged.
    • Ama Usa An is staffed by Chiya Ujimatsu, and the establishment has a traditional Japanese theme, as well as serving traditional Japanese sweets. A few sweets lovers have made their visits to the cafe to try it out. Stocking Anarchy loves visiting the place to gorge on sweets, and sometimes Chiya has to stop her from eating all of the sweets in the catalogue. Yuu Sonoda is also a frequent visitor as she loves anything macha flavored, to the point that she occasionally helps Chiya with making new matcha-based treats. Houkago Tea Time sometimes have their dessert time in this place, enjoying Chiya's specialties.
    • Fleur de Lapin is staffed by Sharo Kirima, and the establishment has the waitresses dressed in maid uniforms, and they serve herbal tea there, perfect for any tea alficionado. Iroh sometimes visits the cafe to drink the tea there, as in turn Sharo has made her visits to Iroh's tea shop, and has greatly enjoyed the tea there. Lynette Bishop became a regular customer as she wanted to try out Japanese-style tea. Houkago Tea Time also likes to visit for their regular tea time, enjoying the many teas on the menu. Alice of the Blood Team and the Mad Hatter are also frequent patrons, with Alice's tea party obsession and the Mad Hatter's sheer quirkiness initially overwhelmed Sharo, but she quickly got accustomed to them as they're otherwise pleasant people. Byleth also sometimes drink tea there, and they tend to gift Sharo with tea blends from Fódlan for her to try out, and Sharo is considering adding them to her menu.
  • Of course, they're not the only ones in the Pantheon running Cafes, so they ended up seeking out other cafes in the Pantheon. They met up with Maika Sakuranomiya and Hideri Kanzaki, who work at Cafe Stile, a maid cafe where the waitresses take up roles based on popular anime archetypes. The girls were initially intimidated by Maika's sadistic looking expression, but she defused the situation by explaining that she relexively makes that face whenever she feels stressed. They were also surprised that Hideri is actually a crossdressing boy, but took the reveal in stride. They became great partners, and frequently visit eachother's establishments. They also met and befriended Chiyoko Shiraishi, a worker at a Cosplay Café based on international cultures, which Sharo was intrigued by, as her cafe is based on maids. They also came over to Cafe Leblanc where Sojiro Sakura works at, and he enjoys the girls as his customers. They were intrigued by Professor E. Gadd's Beanbean cafe as the drinks come from beans from the Beanbean cafe, and they were surprised to find out that the drinks rather delicious and healthy in spite of their ridiculous names. They were amazed that the Polar Bear Cafe is staffed by actual talking animals, as well as that they live in a world where animals and humans coexist peacefully. This didn't stop Cocoa from trying to cuddle them on their first meeting. On the other hand, they're confused by Killer Bean as he is a living coffee bean, and Killer Bean's discomfort with coffee in general makes him avoid the girls whenever possible. They also tried out Kyoko Kuremi's coffee, to which they quickly spat it out in disgust. Needless to say, they're not entertaining the idea of trying her drinks again.
  • Given that the restaurants are all rabbit themed and even have their own rabbit residing in the building, it wasn't surprising to find out that the girls love rabbits, which means they take frequent trips to the House of Rabbits and Rodents to cuddle with the rabbits. The exception is Sharo, as her leporiphobia makes her avoid much of the rabbit deities whenever she can. The girls were amazed to see such a powerful bunny like Bunnymund reside in the House, and he was quite amused to see the girls take a large interest in him. Bugs Bunny initially played some pranks on them, but then he cleared up the misunderstanding when they began to look upset, so they get along with eachother. They thought that Miyamoto Usagi being a samurai rabbit was really cool, too. They were surprised that Angel Bunny was quite fierce for such a tiny rabbit, so their first meeting went quite awry when Angel got cranky with their cuddling so Fluttershy had to intervene. Angell since then has calmed down, but still gets a bit cranky whenever they're too affectionate with him. On the other hand, they stay far away from the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, as his violent nature and surprising strength made them reconsider cuddling him, plus Sharo would definitely faint at the sight of him.
    • The girls also met with other rabbit deities outside of the House. They became one of the few humans Hazel is willing to trust, as they're quite careful and gentle around him, and they feel sorry that he had to go through much tribulations to escape the warren. They practically fell in love with Ruby and were amazed at her magic capabilities, but they sometimes get caught in the crossfire when her magic backfires. They are deathly afraid of Springtrap, not only for his frightening looks but also being possessed by the child murderer William Afton. Bonnie is less scary looking, but the girls still keep their distance from him considering his violent streak. Surprisingly, they get along with the Doom Slayer after they found out he used to have a pet rabbit named Daisy, who unfortunately was killed by demons. Sometimes the Doom Slayer visits the cafes just to pet the rabbits there between his regular demon slaying.
    • The Girls were intrigued when they say Reisen and Tewi, who happen to be a moon rabbit and a rabbit who happen to look a lot like humans with rabbit characteristics. The girls thought they are cute, but they do get headaches when they stare too long into Reisen's eyes and Tewi loves to prank around with the girls. They also befriended Yoshino who's not only wearing bunny-inspired clothes but also has a hand puppet named Yoshinon who she talks to on a regular basis. The girls introduced Tippy to Yoshinon and they became quite the Vitriolic Best Buds. They also bonded with Hibari as she has a ninja rabbit named Ninto that she can summon, though he can be quite feisty at times. They also get along with Cream the Rabbit, as she's a rabbit person named after dessert, and Cocoa's first reaction to seeing Cheese was, well, to cuddle him.
• Exclusive to Cocoa:
  • Cocoa is a huge fan of cute things, and loves to cuddle things she considers cute. Chino and Tippy happen to be in that category, much to Chino's annoyance. She gets along with Yui Hirasawa, Rena Ryugu, Hime "Himeko" Onizuka and Yaya Panda because they also love cute things, and they sometimes hang out to cuddle and fawn over cute things and even cute deities like Pichu and Togepi are not free from their adoration.
  • Cocoa is... not the best with directions, as without a proper guide (and even with) she strays off the path a whole lot and ends up somewhere she didn't intend to go. George and Karl, Celica A. Mercury, and Linkle can relate to being horrible at directions, so they made themselves a little club. needless to say, trying to give any one of these Deities directions can and will go wrong. Like the other directionally-challenged members, she once got lost in Devil World, and while she managed to escape unharmed, she's rather afraid of the blue Devil ever since.
  • While Cocoa does her job as a waitress well, her skills as a cook leaves much to be desired. The only food item she can make successfully are entirely bread-based, anything else tends to end in failure. She became good friends with Kazuma Azuma after she tasted his bread, and Kazuma is also interested in eating her bread. Meanwhile, some deities like Gordon Ramsay desire to teach her to cook other foods and to prepare coffee for the establishment.
  • While spacy, Cocoa is something of a mathemathical savant, being able to calculate large sums instantly and can count prime numbers up to the thousands range in her head. She doesn't really consider these skills to be anything special, but it helps when it comes to calculating costs. Sho Minamimoto, already a mathemathics wiz, wants to test out her math skills, but she's rather intimidated by his behaviour, so his attempts usually end in failure.
• Exclusive to Chino:
  • Chino is the youngest of the girls, and is rather mature and well-spoken for her age, often being exasperated by Cocoa's antics. She gets along well with other mature children in the Pantheon like Negi Springfield, Ui Hirasawa, Aya Drevis, and Chiyo Mihama. She's impressed that Negi became a teacher at such a young age and is one of the most mature people in his classroom full of wacky teenage girls, and Chiyo skipping straight to high school because of her intellect also greatly impressed her. She was amused that Ui was the more responsible and mature sister to Yui despite being younger than her, which reminded Chino of her relationship to Cocoa. For Aya, she was alarmed that her father was trying to kill her to turn her into a doll, and is amazed that she could keep her composure during such a harrowing time.
  • Chino is sometimes seen with her two Herald friends, Megumi Natsu and Maya Jouga. The two are practically never seen apart from eachother, nevertheless apart from Chino. The two girls often claim to have a psychic link between them, and when the more incredulous deities watch how they act, it's likely they're not bluffing, or at least really good at keeping the ruse up.
    • Apparently, there was a time Chino and her friends starred in a commercial for credit reports.
  • Chino owns a pet Angora rabbit named Tippy, who sits atop her head and also functions as the Rabbit House's mascot. Chino's rather protective of Tippy, as she only allows people to cuddle her once per coffee cup. Of course, some deities like Rena Ryugu steal Tippy for themselves to cuddle, making Chino chase after them around the Pantheon. May Chang's bond with Xiao-Mei is similar her Chino's bond with Tippy, so the two girls and their pets got along with eachother and admire eachother's pets.
    • Unbeknownst to many deities, Tippy is actually Chino's grandfather and the one who founded Rabbit House. No one knows how this is possible, but Chino is dedicated to keeping that secret hidden from others as she is very aware that the more curious and nosy deities, especially the ones from the Houses of Knowledge and Science will likely kidnap Tippy and experiment on him to discover how such a thing is possible. Only a very small pool of deities like Yoshino know about Tippy's secret, as Chino can trust them to not spill the beans.
• Exclusive to Rize:
  • Rize is the daughter of a wealthy former soldier, and she's absolutely obsessed with anything related to the military to the point that she carries around a model Glock and a combat knife with her on her person at all times. She loves frequenting the House of Military and Warfare to see all the soldiers, generals, and military technologies residing there. She befriended SCP-516 due to it being a sentient tanks, and she sometimes rides it around the House. She was intrigued by the concept of Sensha-Do, so she decided to watch one match. Ever since that match, she became close friends with the ascended practicioners of Sensha-Do, and loves to inspect their gear whenever possible. She and Gertrude Barkhorn got along easily because of the latter being in the Strike Witches as well as her pride in her military technology. While she's impressed by Stroheim's technological enhancements, she knows that she should keep her distance from him due to being a Nazi.
    • Rize also encountered a few Goddesses who are involved in the military or combat situations. She's fascinated by the Tactical Dolls, who are Ridiculously Human Robots who serve as soldiers on the battlefield, and are named after the guns they wield. She would love to meet the other Dolls sometime in the future. She's interested in Isuzu's Steinberger in how it fires magic bullets that cause great pain without any wound, as well as her royal guard training making her socially deficient. With Violet Evergarden, she noted that she had to retire because of her losing her arms during a battle, knowing that the battlefield is full of dangers. She loves to ask them about how warfare and the military in their worlds function, often taking notes to compare with other militia.
  • Rize is a star student at her school, where she gets excellent grades in class and is good at physical activities, making her very popular among her classmates. Hinagiku Katsura also happens to excel at both academic and athletic pursuits at school as well as being very popular, so the two get along and even compete to see who's better at certain subjects.
  • Once when Solid Snake was out sneaking, he found a rather conspicuous closet in his way. When he opened it, Rize wearing nothing bbut her underwear suddenly leaped out pointing her Glock at him. After the initial shock, Snake asked her just what she's doing in an environment like this, to which she said she hid to surprise Cocoa the same way she did when they first met, only for her to get suddenly teleported in an unfamiliar location. Snake managed to get her out of the area safely, and is considering using her surprise trick in the future.
• Exclusive to Chiya:
  • Since Chiya's family runs a cafe selling Japanese sweets with a traditional theme, Chiya is often seen wearing a kimono and also acts rather traditionally, being calm, polite, and subdued, although with a touch of steel inside. She gets along with Hokuto, who is also a very traditional Japanese woman, and she feels quite saddened about having to kill her renegade brother through any means possible.
  • Chiya has a habit of giving nicknames to her dishes, which happen to be very strange and overly descriptive, and she tends to slip into this habit during the job, so patrons often get confused when she states something that's not on the menu, only to find out it's just a weird nickname for something they can order.
  • While not the strongest deity around by a long shot, Chiya is remarkably good at dodging, especially if it's against thrown objects. She always seems to avoid getting hit by thrown projectiles, whether or not she's actually aware of it. Son Goku, who has mastered Ultra Instinct, a state in which he can dodge anything without thinking, is impressed that a regular human like her has mastered the art of dodging without any powerups.
  • It might be surprising, but there's nothing Chiya loves more than a good horror story. Whenever she hears or reads a horror story, she just giggles and calls it romantic, which disturbs some deities. She even considers the House of Dread and Valor and places like Spooky's Mansion to be romantic, which greatly frustrates Spooky and other deities wishing to genuinely scare her. Koume Shirasaka is glad to meet another goddess who loves scary things, so they enjoy telling eachother spooky stories.
• Exclusive to Sharo:
  • Given how Sharo acts rather dignified, her attending an elite school, and her good looks, it would be easy to assume that she's rather wealthy. The truth is that she's rather poor, she's attending the school on a scholarship and she works hard in both school and work to exit poverty. Ochaco can relate to her plight, as she attends the U. A. to earn money to help her impoverished family, and Sharo is happy that there's someone to understand her struggles. Akihisa Yoshii is also an impoverished student attending a prestigious school, but the rest of his family is rather well off and he's sruck in the worst class thanks to his poor test scores. Sharo appreciates his company, even if he embarrasses her sometimes. She also gets along with Yomi, as she grew up in the slums and attended a school filled with middle to upper-class students, and Sharo pities her for holding grudges towards the rich because the ones she met were unkind towards her.
    • She also interacted with other deities residing in Poverty and Riches. She sympathizes with the Kims for trying to climb out of their poor living, but isn't really a fan of how they continue to leech off the rich with underhanded tactics even when they've proven themselves to be more than capable of earning money through honest means. She greatly envies Charlie Bucket for becoming rich through chance rather than hard work like her, cursing herself about how she wishes that she has his luck.
  • The cafe she works in, Fleur de Lapin, has the waitresses dress in maid outfits. Aside from the aforementioned Maika and Hideri, Sharo did encounter some actual maids in the Pantheon as well as maid cosplayers like Felicia, Fiona Mayfield, Sakuya Izayoi, and G36. She was quite amazed with the four, as all of them displayed some battle prowess from Sakuya's time stop to G36's skills with a gun.
  • Sharo is normally composed and controlled, but there is one single condition that unleashes her inhibitions. Due to her very low caffeine tolerance, she becomes extremely hyper and energetic when she drinks coffee, becoming unable to sit still and is practically bouncing off the walls during her manic states, with her emotions dependent on the specific blend of coffee. She shares this trait with Stitch, who also becomes extremely hyperactive after drinking coffee and often destroys things during his hyper phase. Many deities prefer the two to not be in the same room especially when hyper, fearing that the two could cause unwanted damages to their surroundings during their coffee high.
• Can also be found in Naming References.

Lady & Tramp

Lady & Tramp, Deities of the Spaghetti Kiss (Lady: Pidge | Tramp: Pooch)

• Quasideities
• Symbol: Blue and Red collars, respectively
• Theme Music: Bella Notte
• Alignment: Neutral Good (Tramp was formerly Chaotic Neutral)
• Portfolio: Pet's Perspective, Huge Guy, Tiny Girl, Happily Married, Had Four Puppies Together
  • Lady: Naïve Everygirl, Proper Lady, Meaningful Name, Spoiled Sweet, Mama Bear, Uptown Girl, Saved by Tramp from Stray Dogs, Curtains Match the Windows
  • Tramp: Lovable Rogue, No Name Given, The Artful Dodger, Street Smart, Homeless Hero, Ladykiller in Love, Happily Adopted, Retired Street Dog but Still has some Tricks, Papa Wolf
• Domains: Dog, Love, Spaghetti
• Heralds: Jim Dear, Darling, Jim Jr., Jock, Trusty, Scamp, Angel, Anette, Danielle, & Collette
• Allies: White Fang, Pongo & Perdita, Bolt, Tiana & Naveen, Shaun the Sheep
• Enemies: Napoleon, Ratigan, Cruella De Vil, Chantel DuBois
• Lady lives with a loving family and is friends with two other dogs named Trusty and Jock living nearby while Tramp is a stray living the carefree life. When an incident at home results in Lady being forced to wear a muzzle, she runs off and encounters Tramp, who is able to get Lady’s muzzle off with the help of a beaver. Lady and Tramp spend some time together, falling in love with each other and later having a candlelit dinner at an Italian restaurant. Sometime after that, Lady ends up in a dog pound where she learns that Tramp was a womanizer who never truly settled down with a woman. Things get strained between the two, but a rat that was about to threaten the family baby that Lady took a liking towards results in Tramp coming to her aid and while Lady is able to put a stop to the rat, Tramp ends up being captured by a dogcatcher. After Trusty and Jock free Tramp (with Trusty getting injured as a result), Tramp gets adopted by Lady’s family and they have a litter of puppies consisting of three who resemble Lady and one who resembles Tramp.
• Even though Lady and Tramp have been living well with their family and pups, there was that feeling the two had that more adventures would be happening sooner than later. That time would come when the mail came one day and a letter specifically addressed to Lady and Tramp was one of the items that arrived. While the human members of the family found it amusing to know that there was someone who admired their dogs, the canines were curious to know what the Pantheon that the letter was talking about was exactly. The pictures that came with the letter did give Lady and Tramp a better idea of what to expect from the Pantheon and although there were plenty of elements much more extravagant than what they were used to, Lady and Tramp are willing to see what life is like in a very lively world that’s somehow close to where they’re at.
• White Fang was one canine that Lady and Tramp took a liking to, Tramp especially considering the circumstances of being a former stray that found a caring owner and having some puppies with a mate once domesticated. Both Tramp and White Fang had to rely on their wits and instincts to survive, but while the Tramp had witnessed more urban surroundings, White Fang had to survive in the harsh wilds and had to contend with more antagonistic human beings that didn’t care for White Fang’s well-being. The wolf-dog had to endure harsh circumstances compared to Tramp and it was something both Lady and Tramp were aware of when they first met White Fang. It didn’t prevent the two from welcoming White Fang as a visitor to their home from time to time and if Tramp’s street-smarts aren’t enough for him and Lady to get through trouble, then White Fang’s natural-born instincts as a wolf-dog will help the two through events more dangerous than what they were used to.
• A rat ended up endangering Lady’s family’s baby and while some of the rats in the Pantheon were more friendly in comparison to what Lady and Tramp had to deal with, one notable rat ended up being a bigger problem for the duo compared to back then. Not only was Ratigan someone who posed a danger towards animals, but he had a level of intellect that surpassed that of the rat that Lady and Tramp went up against previously. As Lady and Tramp are content with living a normal life in the Pantheon, they are opposed to Ratigan’s plans and getting rid of him won’t be as simple as taking down a feral rat that doesn’t have human-like behavior, especially if Ratigan himself decides to engage in direct combat and drop his polite demeanor. Tramp being a street-smart dog has helped him get in touch with other animals who are aware of what Ratigan is planning and if his friends and family are threatened in some way by him or someone else connected to that rat, Lady and Tramp will do what they can to defend them from Ratigan.
• Dogcatchers or any kind of animal control officer in general have been a problem for the two at different points, Tramp especially back when he was a stray animal. While the Pantheon had a few animal control officers and most of them were just doing their jobs, one such officer who was sadistic in her occupation was Chantel Dubois, who had pursued some animals in France and was determined to have a lion’s head in her room of animal heads. If any dogcatcher ended up being as psychotic as she is, Lady and Tramp would definitely try to avoid her and use their wits to throw her off their trail. During one instance of them avoiding Dubois, the duo encountered Shaun the Sheep, who had previous experience evading animal control officers and helped them get out of trouble. Shaun was a farm animal and was very interested in having fun, even though he has to make sure things don’t get too out of control. While someone like Shaun is someone who Tramp in his days as a stray could look up to when it comes to living carefree, he and Lady both like the sheep’s company whenever the canine couple decided to visit farms in the Pantheon.
• Pongo and Perdita were a pair of canines that took a liking towards Lady and Tramp, given that they a pair of dogs who fell in love and live with a family, with the dalmatians not just having more pups in their litter, but adopting a large number of other pups later on. Said pups were formerly held hostage by Cruella De Vil, who wanted to make a fur coat out of dalmatian fur and was hated by all the other dogs in the Pantheon. Lady and Tramp share that same contempt towards Cruella and they’re more than determined to make sure that their pups don’t end up kidnapped by Cruella. While making a fur coat from the separate species that Lady and Tramp are from isn’t that big of a priority for Cruella compared to a dalmatian fur coat, she still sees Lady and Tramp as not much different from Pongo and Perdita in the long run and has targeted them on separate occasions.
• Lady learned about another dog who had a caring owner that ended up getting separated and went on an adventure that ended with the dog getting reunited with their owner and bringing some friends along with them through Bolt. What made Bolt different from Lady was that he was an actor for an action-adventure series and his journey made him realize that reality doesn’t even resemble what happens in the TV show he once starred in, prompting him to enjoy life as simply Penny’s dog in the end. Lady did have some canine friends of her own before Tramp entered the scene compared to Bolt finding some friends during his quest back to Penny, but Bolt’s upbringing in an attempt to make him a great actor did have consequences. Bolt has made visits to Lady and Tramp’s family on separate occasions, with Tramp remarking that trying to use TV acting to survive had issues as Bolt experienced firsthand, and Tramp did give Bolt some advice on how to better survive the streets if something happened that would result in Bolt and his friends being out in the open.
• There were plenty of other dogs for the two to meet up with in the Pantheon and many of them have had adventures that were much more unorthodox than what Lady and Tramp went through. A handful of these particular dogs have extranormal traits that would help them out of danger and while it was unusual to see such traits, the Pantheon was known for being a fantastical place by default and the two appreciate the help they need when things get dire on their end. Such dangers they would learn about in the Pantheon would likely be more intense than just a rat or a dogcatcher and while Napoleon the pig sounds like a more mundane threat, the danger he poses to others can’t be ignored. Given that he corrupted some puppies into working for him and the fact that Scamp, son of Lady and Tramp, attempted to be stray by joining a group of junkyard dogs, the canine couple are more than willing to make sure that Napoleon’s schemes, especially those involving turning puppies into vicious enforcers, fail to come to fruition, regardless of Napoleon denigrating his detractors.
• Their relationship can be described as that of a romance between a rich entity and a poor one and the Pantheon had its share of deities whose romance fit that category. Tiana and Naveen was another couple who went on adventures following meeting with each other, with Tiana being a working-class woman and Naveen being an upper-class person, though Naveen got transformed into a frog and the same happened to Tiana when she tried kissing him the first time to undo that spell, with it only being properly undone at the end. Tiana and Naveen also operated a restaurant (with opening a restaurant being a goal Tiana wanted to achieve), with Lady and Tramp being some of their regular customers and a place where the canine couple hung out with others. Another couple with a notable gap among social standing that the dogs learned about was Jack Dawson and Rose Bukater, but despite getting along well with each other, that relationship ended in tragedy with the ship they were on hitting an iceberg and Jack falling into the bottom of the cold ocean in the end. It was disheartening for Lady and Tramp to learn about such romantic tragedies, especially those that are related to being on opposite ends of social standings.
• A notable aspect of their adventures prior to Tramp being part of Lady’s family was their dinner date at Tony’s and them sharing a kiss with a strand of spaghetti. This moment has been recreated and parodied a number of times by others, sometimes with different reactions and other times with different food items in place of the spaghetti strand. The two figured that such imitations would happen, partially since they're no stranger to being subject of such parodies at Mickey’s nightclub where they would get interrupted while eating spaghetti. Others have had their spaghetti kiss moment interrupted in the Pantheon, be it by those noticing the oddity of such or the recipients realizing what’s about to happen, but while the canines are aware of how associated they are with it, they’re more focused in making sure their relationship as it stands is still in good condition.

Dr. Layon

Dr. Layon, God of Ramen Slurps (Dr. Laon, Dr. Leyon)

• Quasideity
• Symbol: His Whale King, which he calls "Great Whale King".
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portifolio: Ramen Slurps, Awesome Sunglasses, Rivals Turned Evil, Obvious Love Of Ramen, Having A Interest For The Rival's Daughter, Being Just As Childish As Said Rival
• Domains: Food, Quirks, Rivalries
• High Priestess: Miss Koizumi
• Allies: The Backdraft Group, as well as some members of the House of Love (more especifically, the Tainted Love subhouse), The Corpus.
• Rivals: Dr. Toros, Gilgamesh, Team Rocket as a whole (Friendly Rivalry in the latter case)
• Enemies: Most members of the House of Love, with the exceptions of the Tainted Love subhouse, Shirou Emiya, King Arthur (Nasuverse), Ash and his Pikachu (As well as the other Pokémons), Brock, Misty, Hiltz
• Opposed by/Opposes: The other members of the Blitz Team (Except Leena), Van, Fiona, Thomas, Rosso, Viola and Rudolph, Heihachi Mishima
• Interested on: Erina Joestar, Tsukushi Makino, Artoria Pendragon, as well as most of the GUAG and GUAE members.
• Annoyed by: Naruto Uzumaki (one-sided from Layon's part)
• Ascended after he supposedly saved Leena from the massive explosion created by three charged particle cannons during the Royal Cup tournament. But others knew that his ascension is because the way that he slurps his ramen shows how childish he actually is. Independent of the reason, Layon is now on the Pantheon.
• Even after the Royal Cup, he still holds a grudge against Dr. Toros for marrying a woman which Layon was supposed to marry. Said woman was also Leena's mother.
  • In regards to his grudge agains Toros, the man himself doesn't seem to have the same relationship. In fact most gods are aware that they're just childish adults bickering with each other rather than being fiery rivals. And while Layon hates Dr. Toros, he is still in love with his daughter Leena, likely because she reminds him of his supposed lover. Leena herself doesn't know about it.
  • Layon is not amused to see the other members of the Blitz Team in the Pantheon. And he also doesn't forget Brad's supposed betrayal as well as Bit calling him "a sly fox".
  • The other Zoid pilots in the Pantheon are aware of him and they refuse to help Layon in his plans. In fact, they're pretty much allies of the Blitz Team, especially Van and Fiona. Rosso and Viola even were used to be villains, but they turned a new leaf after kidnapping Rudolph.
  • While his relationship with Prozen is neutral (which is surprising considering that he's pretty much a Treacherous Advisor), the chancellor does not approve Layon's "relationship" with Leena. Given that she's a member of the Blitz Team, and Prozen's profound dislike of them, this is pretty much justified.
  • Let's not forget about "his" battle against Dr. Toros, which looked more like a vehicle exhibition contest than a Zoid Battle. A fool's battle, indeed.
• Sometimes he goes up to the House of Sports to help the Backdraft Group. He is allies with them, and it's implied that he only joined the group due to being drunk in a bar. Only a few people knew about the fact.
  • Due to their "connections" to the Backdraft Group, Layon is also allies with The Corpus and Team Rocket. Consequently, his alliance with the latter group makes him enemies with the Pokémons and their trainers.
  • While Layon is okay to team up with guys like the Backdraft Group, people like Hiltz is a big no-no to him, given that Hiltz is a Omnicidal Maniac which is willing to return the world back to the ancient Zoidians. And the fact that he sounds like Bit scares him even more.
• Due to the fact that Layon became Dr. Toros' enemy due to a huge misunderstanding, most of the members of the House of Love completely dislikes him. Of course, Layon's only major allies, aside of the Backdraft Group, are the members of the Tainted Love subhouse.
  • Layon also seems to have a soft spot for Erina from the same house, because her voice sounds like Leena's. Similarity he feels the same thing with Tsukushi. Too bad said girls are already married...
• Outside of the House of Love, he seems to be interested on Artoria Pendragon, as she also sounds like Leena. Unfortunately for Layon, not only Saber is not interested on him, but he also have to deal with the ire of Gilgamesh which is also obsessed with Artoria. And given Gilgamesh's nature, things are not good for Layon. Not to mention that he also have to deal with Shirou, which is very protective of Saber.
  • While he does like Artoria, Layon doesn't like her Prototype counterpart. According to him, King Arthur not only looks like Bit Cloud whit his blond hair and green eyes (despite Artoria having similar traits), but he also has his annoying voice.
• Nowadays Layon is trying to recruit some members from different mecha factions to destroy the Blitz Team. The problem is that some gods aren't interested, especially the good-aligned ones, as they're in good terms with the Blitz Team.
  • That said, Layon is aware of the existence of Gauron and Ali al-Saachez, two bloodthirsty psychos for hire. Layon thinks that those two will be useful for his plans (and by extension Backdraft's) in the future and spend part of his money hiring them.
• Is not amused by the fact that he sounds like Brook and Scooby Doo. Especially considering that the latter eats some of his ramen. Although Layon is very impressed that Starscream also sounds like him... in a different way.
• Speaking of ramen, he sometimes goes to the restaurants of the House of Food to eat some food... and then he brings his ramen along. He thinks that if a "God of Ramen" will ascend in the Pantheon someday.
  • Other notable ramen admirers are Naruto and Heihachi. However, Layon is not too fond of them, especially Naruto, which Layon thinks that he's annoying. Although the relationship is not mutual, because Naruto still thinks that Layon is a decent guy - one of the reasons why Layon sees him as a nuisance.
• There's a rumor that Layon gave Leena's Gunsniper back after she lost it in a kidnapping attempt. It wasn't confirmed... yet implies that he is not a bad guy after all.
• Seems to be very good on oyaji gags, if the "Koppa Mijinko" jokes have any indication.

Unhygienix

Unhygienix God of Food Poisoning (Ordralfabetix, Verleihnix, Epidemix).

• Rank: Quasideity most of the time, Lesser God after taking the Magic Potion,
• Symbol: A stale fish that he says is fresh.
• Alignment: Neutral Good.
• Portfolio: The Food Poisoning Incident, Shamu Fu, He constantly smells like rotten fish, Immunity to horrible smells, Stout Strength, Boisterous Bruiser, Edible Bludgeon, Serving rotten food, Fish Fight, Throwing fish at people that say his fish aren't fresh,
• Domains: Fish, Fishing, Fighting, Food Poisoning, Shops, Rotten Smells
• Heralds: Bacteria (wife), Blinix (older son), Crabstix (younger son)
• Allies: Asterix, Obelix, Dogmatix, Getafix, Cacofonix, Chief Vitalstatistix (his village's Chief), Franky, Moana,
• Fish shop Customers: The House of Weapons, Plankton, Mr. Krabs, Gluttony, Kirby, Big Boss, Snorlax,
• Fishing Customers: Mario Series Deities, Link, Big, Noctis, NieR deities, The Monster Hunters, The Villager, Steve and Alex, Certain Pokemon deities,
• Enemies: Brutus, Gordon Ramsey, Emperor Nero, Red Saber, Vulcan, Roman Gods,
• Worthy Opponent: Julius Caesar,
• Dislikes: Members of the House of Travel that deliver products that have been trying to convince Unhygienix to transport his fish with them.
• Unsatisfied Fish shop Customers: Beerus, Fat Buu, Waylon Jones,
• Good Terms With: Any good-aligned or neutral-aligned deities that like his fish.
• Opposes: All deities that say his fish isn't fresh.
• Banned from: Hall of Aquatic Life.
• Has banned: Brutus
• Pities: The Cabbage Merchant

• Unhygienix is the fishmonger of Asterix's village, he sells fish from the town of Lutetia (now call the City of Paris) that have taken up to a week to arrive at best rather than get fresh fish from the sea. The length of the time it takes for the fish arrive means that they have often gone stale which leads to his fish having a habit of giving people food poisoning. When people say that the fish he is selling isn't fresh Unhygienix throws a fish at them, the person who got a fish thrown at them either throws the fish back at Unhygienix or uses the fish to hit Unhygienix. Afterwards a fight breaks out in Unhygienix's over if the fish are fresh. Regardless of arguments about "fresh" fish the Gauls remain friends.
• Unhygienix was getting sick of his fish shop in the village getting destroyed in some of the fish fights. Unhygienix learned about the Pantheon after Impedimenta mentioned about it to her friend and Unhygienix's wife Bacteria, Unhygienix decided to open a shop in the Pantheon to provide everyone with fresh fish from Lutetia/Paris. Some of the deities that don't have much knowledge about fish as well as the deities that are Extreme Omnivores were convinced to buy his fish despite the fish looking and smelling rotten. A few deities were driven away from going to Unhygienix's shop by Cacofonix's horrible singing as Cacofonix was trying to prevent them getting food poisoning. Unfortunately many of the deities that had brought fish from Unhygienix's shop were found to have been poisoned after eating the fish. There was a large panic about the source of the many increasments in Food Poisoning cases while the doctors from the House of Health and Diseases helped to heal the patients, the Hall of Detectives traced the source of the Food Poisoning back to Unhygienix's fish shop. The members of the Hall of Chefs and Establishments wanted him to be thrown out but when they tried to throw Unhygienix, Unhygienix responded by throwing his stock of fish at them and they threw the fish straight back at him. The fight got worse when Obelix decided to join in the fight because it seemed fun, Obelix defeated Unhygienix, some of the Chefs deities, some of the Establishments deities and destroyed a nearby Cabbage stall, until Mr. Champloo used his martial arts skills to send Obelix into Unhygienix's stall destroying it. The chefs asked the Court of Gods to make him the god of The Food Poisoning Incident, to prevent any more cases of food poisoning. This way deities will know that most of Unhygienix's fish are either stale or rotten. Unhygienix yelled at the court that his fish are fresh fish from Lutetia/Paris not stale or rotten fish.
• Unhygienix's temple looks triangular wooden house with his stall out front. There is a road that has a portal at the end that let's the Ox Carts from Lutetia/Paris deliver his fish stocks after a two week journey by road. There is a nearby sea with lots of fish in, Unhygienix has his fishing boat moored to a dock nearby his temple. However Unhygienix usually only fishes in the sea for fun, he only really sells fish from the sea if he is completely out of stock of fish from Lutetia/Paris.
• Asterix, Obelix, Cacofonix and Vitalstatistix all recognized that Unhygienix was in the Pantheon after they could smell a rotten fish smell. They were happy to see Unhygienix in the pantheon but they could all see a fight coming after Unhygienix had told them that he was selling his fresh fish. Cacofonix decided to use his bad singing to stop some deities from buying Unhygienix's stale fish. Asterix went to the House of Health and Diseases to let them know about Unhygienix's fish and Vitalstatistix tried to stop Unhygienix from poisoning deities by giving him a tour of the Pantheon. Obelix didn't care about Unhygienix selling his fish until the fight broke out then Obelix joined in the fight for fun.
• Unhygienix hates Brutus for ordering the burning down of Unhygienix's village which threatened the lives of his family, friends and his livelihood just to kill a baby. Caesar as thanks for Asterix and Obelix protecting his son had Unhygienix's village rebuild by his troops. Unhygienix respects Caesar as a worthy opponent like the rest of his village but dislikes him for saying that Unhygienix's fish aren't fresh. However Caesar did order a rotten fish from Unhygenix so he could punish Brutus by making Brutus eat the fish as part of a meal. Unhygienix has banned Brutus from his temple.
• Unhygienix dislikes the suggestions of some of the members of the House of Travel, since they have suggested that he has his fish transported to his temple by cars, planes, boats, trains or magic because he doesn't trusts any method other than Ox carts or his own boat to transport his fish. He is sometimes seen in the House of Travel discussing ways to improve the quality of his boat, the Cids suggested turning Unhygienix's boat into an airship. Unhygienix, Franky and Moana have been seen discussing ways of looking after their wooden boats and sailing techniques.
• Unhygienix favourite clients are the house of Weapons who buy his fishes by the crate. He was somewhat shocked to see that rather than eating his fish they were using the fish as weapons. Unhygienix decided that if deities in the house wanted to use his fish as a weapon then he could just hire out his fish to them for a time, then have them return it when they had finished using it as a weapon. Unhygenix then washed the returned fish and put them back out on his stall to sell again, saying that they were fresh.
• Beerus was one of the first deities to hear about the new fish shop in the Pantheon he decided to eat a fish that looked healthy but the fish Beerus ate gave him indigestion, furious at Unhygienix for selling rotten fish Beerus destroyed Unhygienix's stall, he was even more furious after Unhygienix threw a fish in Beerus' face in response, luckily for Unhygienix Beerus had to leave to deal with his indigestion. After Unhygienix had rebuild his stall Fat Buu had heard from Beerus that a fishmongers had opened, so Fat Buu went to check it out when Fat Buu arrived Unhygienix offered Fat Buu a free sample of fish but because of the poor quality of the fish he tasted was so disgusting, Fat Buu opened his eyes and he destroyed Unhygienix's stall so no one would have to taste Unhygienix's horrible tasting fish again. Unhygienix thinks that Beerus told Fat Buu about his fish shop because Beerus knew Buu would destroy it too. King Cold and Frieza were surprised that a mere fishmonger had made enemies with two of the people they knew never to challenge from their universe, King Cold decided to try and recruit Unhygienix, when he arrived at Unhygienix's he understood how Unhygienix had made enemies of Beerus and Buu and decided that it wasn't worthwhile recruiting Unhygienix the fish he sells would make King Cold's army sick.
• Big Boss is one of the few deities who could eat his stale fish because he had an antidote ready just incase. Afterwards Big Boss asked if Unhygienix's fish could be used against enemies, Unhygienix explained that he has used fish to hit people with. Big Boss decided to test that and equipped some fish he bought from Unhygienix on a mission, he found it a double-edged sword the smell drove his enemies and allies away, any guards that could stand the smell knew that all they needed to do was shoot where the smell was coming from. Big Boss after that failure decided to see if Unhygienix's fish could be used to hide items in and if the research and development section could turn the fish into stink bombs.
• Unhygienix runs a side business of hiring out his fishing rods and hiring out his fishing boat to any deities that would like to fish in the sea. One of his most recurring customers is Big the Cat who is trying to either find big fish or his friend Froggy. Other customers have included the Mario series deities that rent out his fishing rods to play mini-games that cause them to fish up red fish that Unhygienix has never seen before, Unhygienix has had a similar experience with Pokemon trainers deities fishing up unusual fish. Link asked Unhygienix if it was alright to use fire arrows to light up the sea when it gets dark, Unhygienix reply was to hit Link with a fish for suggesting it and Unhygienix yelled "I have already had fire arrows that destroyed my village! If you think that I am going to let anyone on my boat with them you have another thing coming!", a week later Link and Unhygienix had came to an agreement, as long as Link left his fire arrows at his own temple he could hire Unhygienix's fishing boat.
• Gordon Ramsey got a lot of letters from deities asking Gordon to improve Unhygienix's fish shop. Gordon realised how bad Unhygienix's fish were when he got a letter from Waylon Jones/Killer Croc calling Unhygienix's fish disgusting. Gordon visited Unhygienix's shop to try to teach Unhygienix the right way to store fish so it wouldn't go bad as quickly such as using a fridge and freezer. However Unhygienix was unwilling to use new technology like a fridge as freezer, saying that he hasn't needed these magicial cupboards before and he won't start now. By the end of Gordon's visit, he was seen leaving saying that it is impossible to get Unhygienix to change the way he sells fish.
• "Fresh fish, it is lovely."

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