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Overdeities

The Wolf (Puss in Boots)

Death, God of Sinister Whistling (The Wolf, Lobo, Bounty Hunter, Big Bad Wolf, Death Wolf)

• Overdeity (restrains himself to the power of an Intermediate God in combat.)
• Symbol: His sickles and hood
• Theme Song: Bounty Hunter, The Smell of Fear, He's Here for Me, and The Fight with Death
• Alignment: Lawful Neutral with Evil tendencies
• Portfolio: Walking Spoiler, Sinister Whistling, Sadist, Death Personified, Blood Knight, The Dreaded, Red Eyes, Take Warning, Knight of Cerebus, Deadpan Snarker, Implacable Wolf, Lightning Bruiser, Dual Wielding Sinister Sickles, Undefeatable by nature, Keeps a Kill Tally of Puss' lives, Noble Demon, Fair-Play Villain, Willfully Weak, Savage Wolf
• Domains: Whistling, Fear, Sadism, Death, Wolves
• Allies
  • Those who specialize in death: Death (Final Destination), Death (Discworld), Ryuk, Decim, Death (The Seventh Seal), Death of the Endless, The Maiden in Black (due to being their former High Priest), Death (Regular Show), Charon, Anubis, Death of the Four Horsemen, Hades (Classical Mythology), Persephone, The Shinigami, Morpho Knight
  • Other allies: Ragna the Bloodedge, Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler, Ai Astin, Hassan-I-Sabbah, Hassan of the Cursed Arm
• Enemies
  • Those who abuse or pervert death: Hades (Kid Icarus), Nekron, Nagash, Ah Puch, Rassilon, The Valeyard, Lord English, The Lich
  • Those who laugh in the face of death: Hob Gadling, Garfield, The Master, Odie, Billy, Mandy, SCP-1440, Voldemort, Dorian Grey, Most Marvel Mutant Deities (except Wolverine, Deadpool, and Nightcrawler), most Dragon Ball deities, Kratos, Voldemort, Bowser, Harry Potter (Rationalist Fic), Lobo
  • Other enemies: The Jigsaw Killer, Ra's al Ghul, Tricky the Clown, Dimentio
• Worthy Opponent: Puss in Boots
• Respects: James Howlett/Wolverine, Wade Wilson/Deadpool (oddly enough), The Red Death, Rattlesnake Jake, Guts, Harry Potter, Simon and Kamina, Giorno Giovanna, Margaret Moonlight
• Feared by: Every other Shrek Deity, Conker the Squirrel, The Final Destination Protagonists
• Pities: Grim, Izanami
• Opposes: Grenth, Dhuum, Malthael, Count Bleck
• Annoyed by: Cats in general, SCP-682, Fukiwara no Mokou, and Eryi, Kenny McCormick, The Fables Deities (though respects Bigby Wolf), Deities with Complete Immortality / Resurrective Immortality in general, most in the DC Universe
• Disappointed in: Thanos
• Tolerates: The Doctor
• Unknown Opinion on: Adora and Catra (due to the latter being revived by the former's use of another omnipresent concept), Gentaro Kisaragi
• The Grim Reaper himself of the world of Shrek and Puss in Boots; he comes for everyone at the end of their lives, whether from old age or other causes, and many have tried to escape from Death but none have managed to beat him. However, one individual would manage to offend Death to the point of a personal grudge: Puss in Boots. Death already loathed the mere concept of a whole species having nine lives (or as he'd put it, nine guaranteed cheats against himself), but Puss in Boots took things even further by treating his extra lives as expendable; using them up in the most wasteful and frivolous ways, instead of cherishing and valuing them as the gifts of life that they were. And if that wasn't enough, Puss frequently boasted about being untouchable and how he "laughs in the face of Death". So when that cat was down to his ninth and last life, Death decided to do some cheating of his own and physically confronted Puss under the guise of a Bounty Hunter looking to collect Puss "dead", and then made that feline get touched by a blade for the very first time. Puss was filled with a newfound fear for his life and immediately fled from this mysterious new foe and retired from being a hero, which Death was content with. But soon enough, Puss would quit retirement for an adventure to restore his lost eight lives via the Wishing Star, upon which Death resumed his hunt for Puss in Boots. After a few more encounters throughout the Dark Forest, the Wolf confronted Puss for one last fight on the Wishing Star itself, whereupon the feline gained a newfound appreciation for his last life and managed to disarm Death in combat. Seeing that Puss was no longer the arrogant, lives-wasting little legend, Death no longer had reason to kill Puss and allowed the cat to live out his life, leaving in peace. But not before promising that they'll meet again, when Puss' life comes to an end naturally.
• Being a fundamental aspect of life and nature to his world, Death always had an awareness of the Pantheon but was too busy with his 'job' to check the place out (Death doesn't take holidays, after all). Sometime after the "Wishing Star Event", though, Death got contacted by the other 'Death Gods' in the Pantheon, who had heard about how he humbled a hero who thought himself invincible, and wanted to ascend him as a reward. Death still wasn't very interested, but that immediately changed when he learned that there were many within the realm who held mocking views of life and death like Puss did before. That and much of the Pantheon were clamoring for Death to ascend, thinking him the coolest part of the "Wishing Star Adventure". Just like that, Death came before the Court of the Gods and was granted godhood as the representative of "Sinister Whistling", owing to the haunting melody he whistles when making his presence known. Very soon after that, all who had laughed in the face of Death learned to fear the sound of this wolf's whistle, for he is not far behind them...
  • Indeed, immediately after ascending, Death resumed his "Bounty Hunter persona" and began hunting after deities who were like Puss in Boots before the Wishing Star; arrogant morons who thought themselves immortal, didn't value life, laughs in the face of himself and other Death deities, tries to gain extra lives, and so on. Much to his exasperation, there was no shortage of such people within the Pantheon, but at the same time Death reveled in the thrill of chasing and fighting again whilst filling his prey with incredible fear. And learning from how his sadistic toying with Puss cost him his vengeance, Death killed his targets before they could have any epiphany... At least until seeing those same targets walking around, alive and well. The Wolf learned very soon after that every deity within the Pantheon gets revived within the House of Life and Vitality, which filled him with fury to say the least. Though the Wolf eventually calmed down and accepted that this is just the nature of the Pantheon. Besides, dying is still highly unpleasant for most deities and it can take a long time for them to be revived from death, depending on how they died, so the Wolf's hunts aren't rendered completely meaningless.
• In due time, Death's whistle had become well-known throughout the Pantheon and strikes fear in those who hear it. In fact, many deities allege to hear Death whistling at them whenever anything that feels like dying happens to them. Though 'Death' is his true name, the lupine reaper is primarily referred to as 'The Wolf' and actually encourages others to call him by that. Not only are there tons of deities in the Pantheon also named 'Death', but the Wolf wants to keep his true nature a secret from the Pantheon at large for the time being. For him, it's a lot more fun to make his targets think that they're being pursued by a mere Bounty Hunter only to be met by someone very strong and supernatural. He was amused at the fact Hassan-I-Sabbah and the assassin order's members came to recruit him to his side. Though he usually don't get down and dirty if he doesn't feel disrespected, he finds himself fond of their work ethic and well-acquainted state of death and killing...even if the Old Man in the Mountain wields Azrael, a sword that can slay otherwise immortal beings, including incarnations of Death. He actually kind of likes the work hazard, and he doesn't get why they're listed as Lawful Evil due to being rather benevolent people when push comes to shove.
  • On this note, Death often gets questioned why he takes on the form of a bipedal wolf, especially since it occasionally gets him confused with The Big Bad Wolf, being from a Fairy Tale world and all. The Wolf generally leaves these questions unanswered, not really one to respond to strangers, though he did reveal to his fellow death deities that he chose this lupine form because he was out to hunt Puss in Boots, a cat. And what better form to take to terrify a cat than the biggest and baddest dog? And even after leaving Puss alone, Death came to like the wolf form and thinks it helps to make him distinct from the other Deaths, who are generally robed skeletons or pale/decaying humans. Lobo the last Czarnian was intrigued by a fellow bounty hunter being Death, which seconds later came to mooning him and hurling obscenities. He immediately went after him only to realize he can't claim him; the Main Man has been kicked out of every afterlife for his behavior. It was hard enough before, but now it's impossible to get him. Seeing such an irreverent being not being able to stay dead is UNBERABLE for Death.
• It didn't take long for Death to learn that Puss in Boots was in the Pantheon and became a great deal annoyed with that discovery; he had just made that gato realize that he wasn't immortal and to start valuing his life, and now that furball is a god who literally cannot die thanks to the Pantheon's function. Death was quickly assured by his fellow Death Gods that Puss still took his lesson to heart and values his last life, and doesn't laugh in their faces, which made the Wolf respect Puss even more then he did already (not that he would admit it). Seeing how he told Puss that they would meet again once the cat's life reached its end on its own, though, Death actively avoids seeing Puss in Boots to not ruin that promise. Likewise, once Puss learned that Death had ascended, he too keeps his distance from him out of respect, and made certain to warn others not to laugh in his face.
  • Of course, that doesn't stop Death from getting acquainted with Puss in Boots' ascended friends and foes from their world, starting with Puss' partners in crime: Kitty Softpaws and Perrito (the shared herald to Puss and Kitty). The thieving cat and therapy dog were frightened to say the least of seeing Death again, recalling his imposing entrance the first time they saw him and how he came close to killing their beloved friend, but Kitty and Perrito were respectful to the Wolf nonetheless. Kitty didn't even dare to try and steal one of Death's sickles, with how much of a death sentence that would be. Despite being a cat with nine lives, the Wolf has nothing bad to feel about Kitty Softpaws since she values those lives and doesn't think herself immortal. And to most people's shock, the Wolf likes Perrito because that dog is just so friendly and content with his life, as much of a chatterbox he can be.
  • The Wolf then paid a visit to Puss' other friends: Shrek, Donkey, Fiona, and Dragon. The four had already learned about Death from Puss' retelling of the "Wishing Star Adventure" and Shrek, Fiona, and Dragon were startled by the Wolf's appearance while Donkey predictably freaked out, much to Death's amusement. Shrek and Fiona became particularly unsettled, though, when Death revealed that he and Shrek had met before; when the ogre faded from existence after incidentally giving away the day of his birth for a magical contract. The Wolf couldn't deny being pissed with Shrek for trading his life away and then getting a second chance after dying due to the contract getting broke at the very last second, but he assured the ogre that he won't hound after him like he did Puss. After all, Shrek was tricked into giving away his birth by Rumpelstiltskin, and the experience made the ogre appreciate his life immensely. But the Wolf warned that if Shrek gives away his life again, he'll make sure there won't be a third chance.
  • And then Death met with Lord Faarquad, Fairy Godmother, and Prince Charming (Fairy Godmother's herald). Or rather re-met them seeing how all three died in their native world and subsequently reaped by the Wolf, and the villains were beyond frightened to see Death again. The Wolf was a tad irritated at seeing those three scum alive again, but let it slide since their 'resurrection' is exclusive to the Pantheon. Death couldn't resist joking to Faarquad that he looked a lot better how he last saw him; being digested in the belly of a dragon, which brought traumatic memories back to the lord.
• The Wolf is not the most powerful incarnation of Death, but he's certainly more powerful than he is in combat. He restrains himself in part because using his true power would be overkill, and he believes his target needs to have at least a chance of proving he's wrong about them. There's also the fact he enjoys a good fight as much as the smell of fear. He's rather happy to learn how much of a World of Badass the Trope Pantheon is since he can genuinely test his meddle, without holding back. There's contentious relationship with Tricky the Clown. The hate is him being yet another mortal who doesn't know when to stay dead, and he ran a game show where contestants fought to the death, and he himself has died multiple times over constantly fighting and pursuing the same person, and enjoys it. However he will always grow much stronger after each death, which would make humbling him be tedious, annoying, and in rare cases, possibly threatening. Death would say it's a love-hate relationship but can't give him the time of day to be a Worthy Opponent as he is a madman who's power could escalate to the point he'd take over the whole damn afterlife.
• Being The Grim Reaper of his world, Death naturally gets along with deities who are also "death incarnate" of their worlds, or are gods with a job associated with death. Though the Wolf doesn't really view any of them as friends so much as "work acquaintances", preferring to keep things professional and focus on his own job. Nonetheless, he does consider them all allies and takes the time to hang out with any of them when off the clock. The Wolf can most often be seen hanging out with Anubis, since they're both death entities who appear as canines, and Charon, who was impressed with Death using coins over his eyes as a silent death threat. Death also formed a partnership of sorts with Death from Final Destination, both being one of the most fearsome Grim Reapers who hunt after those who cheat them and both having a sense of honor. He is also friendly with the god of the dead Hades, who is characterized as a stern yet fair figure who does not tolerate those who defy the rules of death. As for other gods of the dead, Death has a civil relationship with both his Greek equivalent Thanatos, and Hades' wife Persephone. He's not the romantic type but he does like how she can adapt from being a fertility goddess to a queen of the underworld. Death is somewhat sympathetic towards Izanami due to the tragic circumstances she became queen of the Underworld. Death is also on good terms with Morpho Knight for being a powerful Psychopomp that does their damn job and doesn't let anyone make a fool of them. While Death doesn't see every resurrection as non-negotiable like Morpho Knight, he's pretty close to that mindset.
• Even when demonized the OG usually keeps this trait, but the same could not be said about his imposter known by Pit and Palutena; the lupine reaper may have a sadistic streak towards his target, but he refuses to involve any bystanders and he believes both that Hades and Ah Puch's torment of the dead brings disgrace to the whole concept. He's meant to deliver souls to whatever great beyond there; he may be a fearful entity but what he represents is not something to be feared and their cruelty towards the immortal soul is abominable. But even his contempt for them is dwarfed by the hatred he has for Lord English, the monstrous Psychopathic Manchild who's caused destruction on such an unimaginable scale that Death itself staggers to comprehend, only helped by being completely immortal barring one or two EXTREMELY specific methods. And Lord English isn't just satisfied with death; he's called the angel of Double Death because he goes to the afterlife to murder people's ghosts. Worse, English is so overpowered the Wolf is always on the defensive around him, despite not holding back in the slightest.
  • And the kicker to all this? He can't even go back and take out Lord English when he was vulnerable because even Death can't fight fate, much less when it is tied to a character that can manipulate it. When the Homestuck kids tried the same thing and went after Caliborn/young Lord English, it ended pretty poorly for four of them.
• On a much lighter note, while Death isn't fond of Grim as he give people reason to laugh in their faces, and got himself enslaved by children trying to collect the soul of a hamster... part of him still has the Wolf's pity. After all, he is otherwise good at his job, being more fearsome than the Boogeyman of that world, and only lost the Limbo contest because Billy and Mandy cheated^note in their defense, Grim set it up so they couldn't physically win without cheating. He'll direct most of his anger with Grim's loser status to Billy and Mandy, leading to him threatening to hunt those kids down just as he did Puss. He's also not a fan of Joker Immunity and is close to yanking at his own whiskers with how often Bowser comes back from certain death. One of the things the Wolf has planned to do is eliminate the Green 1-Up Mushroom to put everyone on an equal playing field. He also plans to drag Dimentio to hell for his attempt to use the Chaos Heart to control reality, and when that failed try to end reality just because he's a Sore Loser. He was very tempted to do the same to Count Bleck, but recognizes that he came to value life once more and ended the threat through The Power of Love and a Heroic Sacrifice. But he's still on very poor terms with Bleck.
• Like them, he refuses to get over Kratos, as he hates how the guy keeps breaking out of the Underworld and just because he's turned over a new leaf doesn't mean he's not in for the fight of his life. And oh, don't get him started about those from Dragonball. Goku being Goku requested a fight, only for Death to blatantly ignore said request and state his intention; for the crime of treating death as cheap, he will find the Super Dragonballs and wish that resurrection becomes impossible... but he's welcome to try and fight him again. However, he might begrudgingly reconsider if Goku and his friends truly learn to embrace both the value of their lives AND their time is limited. As no good-aligned Dragonball characters seek immortality even given the chance, perhaps he may not need to make that wish after all.
• The Wolf does have his criticisms of certain reapers, though; he respects Death of the Endless for her tireless work but considers her too lenient, allowing the many DC superheroes to revive from their deaths with almost reckless abandon. And there's the whole "Hob Gadling situation" that completely baffles the Wolf. Lobo digs the style and attitude of Death from Regular Show, but the Wolf disapproves of his constant gambling of souls since mortals keep exploiting those games to get second chances when their lives came to an end. And Death outrights dislikes Grenth for his complete allowance of resurrections and undeath in Tyria, which renders life and death totally meaningless in the Wolf's eyes. And yet, Death can't really bring himself to consider Grenth's predecessor, Dhumm, to be any better because of how childish and extreme he is. And then there's Malthael, whom the Wolf wants to like for being a fellow Grim Reaper who dual wields sickles (as opposed to wielding scythes) but cannot approve of his desire to kill off humanity and remove free will.
• Death is appalled by Nekron, Lord of the Unliving. Nekron is an apparently similar concept to death, that being the absence of life, but motive-wise that takes the form of ending life AS A CONCEPT. As powerful as Death is he still needs life to exist, and he heavily disagrees with Nekron's nihilistic views that the universe should be silent and quiet since he still believes life has value; it's the flippancy some people have to death AND/OR life that pisses him off. Not to mention his hypocrisy in opposing resurrections yet permitting some so he can use them as sleeper agents. That said, Death thinks Nekron has a point in being insulted by resurrections. He's quite frustrated by how Death Is Cheap in the DC Universe, and it's a setting where he could genuinely lose. However he will give superheroes like Superman credit; they do not take life for granted. As Death of the Endless outranks him both in power and authority he cannot go all out in the DC universe without her permission, but she did allow him to give a warning to the superhero community; never take their revivals lightly.
• Though he doesn't like the cheapness of death in DC, the X-Men are so notorious at it that he just can't let it go. It's bad enough that they joked that when they die, instead of seeing The Pearly Gates, they get a revolving door. The last straws were a) one time a little girl attended her father funeral but didn't cry because she fully expected him to randomly come back to life sometime later, and b) for now, The Mutants of Krakoa have turned themselves into a Society of Immortals, making death an official trivial setback, with Wanda creating an afterlife literally called the "Waiting Room" so their souls will have a place to stay and wait till they're brought back to life. Naturally this did get some Mutants to to treat dying as a joke and disregard the value of their mortal life. He has sworn to come for almost every mutant until they learn their lesson. He was going to confront his Marvel Universe counterpart for slacking on her job...until he learned of the Green Door. And the power behind it was something beyond either of them...something that inspired just the smallest bead of fear in the Reaper.
• Despite the Green Door excusing revivals to an extent, the Wolf doubled down on his rage upon learning the constant revivals had made Death ill, and he yelled at the mutants that their triviality and cheating of death risks bringing about a second Cancerverse! Yet again proving another problem with fighting death; even the impossibility of winning isn't something you want. This is why Ai Astin is one of his allies; she helps restore death to worlds where it was lost. This also plays into why Kurt Wagner is one of the only mutants he tolerates. Nightcrawler may cheat death, but he is trying to eliminate his kind from taking death lightly, as he acknowledges that life and death are still things to be valued. There are also a couple Marvel anti-heroes heroes he respects. The fact that already semi-immortal James Howlett and Wade Wilson, who reckless and abusive they've been with it, have the Wolf's respect seemed baffling. However despite their body counts the two have gained a great appreciation of life. Wolverine has come to appreciate the people around him despite knowing they would outlive them, and Deadpool was a Death Seeker (both in wanting to die and having a fling with Mistress Death) but eventually learned to appreciate life.
  • On the note of Marvel's Death, the Wolf is aware of Thanos and his obsession with her. And to that he's conflicted; though he regards him as pathetic and desperate, he recognizes Mistress Death is a toxic lover and he is as much a victim of her manipulation. He is more annoyed by the failure to value his life than the mass death he caused, but as Thanos is a Death Seeker and a very powerful one at that the Wolf has decided he should just be left to dwell on his follies. He at least concedes the fact Thanos has recently tried to break out of his cycle, and for now remains neutral to the Titan.
• It goes without saying that the Wolf despises those who think themselves above death. Be they mortal or god, nobody is excluded from dying and Death is quick to "visit" those who think otherwise. The Master found himself in the Wolf's crosshairs when the reaper heard about how the Time Lord stated at one point "Death is for other people", with himself as the obvious exception. Didn't help that the Master always manages to avoid dying or reviving from certain death for no explicable reason, which the Wolf intends to end for good, the fact he broke the 12 regeneration limit long ago or he has caused death on such a scale as to sicken the Wolf.
  The Wolf: Death is for everyone, amigo.
  • And yet, Hob Gadling managed to top the Master in offending the Wolf in this regard, being Death's most hated individual. Hob Gadling didn't just scoff at the concept of death; he outright believed that death is a "sucker's game" that people play into because it's "what everyone does" and boasted that he'll never die, which Death of the Endless and her brother, Dream, ensured he could accomplish by giving Hob Complete Immortality. And unlike everyone else, the Wolf can't even give Hob the death he deserves since those two Endless are protecting him, which is a source of great frustration for Death.
• It also goes without saying that Death doesn't take kindly to those who attempt to or succeed in cheating death. He hates, hates hates Nagash because he's the vilest type of necromancer, who's goal is to turn all life into his undead slaves. And he despises Rassilon not just for developing regeneration but letting himself possess an endless supply, but that his desire to master time leading him to attempt to destroy time itself as way of escaping The Last Great Time War. Both of them basically told the Wolf to Bring It. The Valeyard desiring to hijack the system to steal the Doctor's regenerations and decapitate Time Lord leadership also pisses him off. The Lich is also on his hit list as asides from his goal putting him out of a job, he actually exploited the son of his world's death to Kill and Replace him, to make him his pawn to end the cycle of regeneration.
• That being said, the morality of why one laughs in the face of death isn't as important as doing so; he feels the Old Man From Nowhere got what he deserved with how he was such a sore winner. Naturally Death is frustrated by those who true immortality like SCP-682 or Fukiwara no Mokou, the former boasts that the Wolf is too afraid to claim him and he simply claims otherwise. This being said, Death doesn't have a problem with literal divinity possessing immortality as it's necessary for them to fulfill their role in the natural order; he'd be hypocritical if he did.
• Because of how cats have nine lives, something Death finds absurd, he's not at all fond of felines. The Wolf is professional enough to not let his prejudice get the best of him, though, and treats cats just as much as he does everyone else. But any feline who stupidly wastes their nine lives like Puss did will find themselves hunted with extreme prejudice. And woe betide any cat who gets themselves extra lives or otherwise replenishes any lives they had lost, such as the case of Garfield; who lost all nine of his lives in one world but not only bartered with God for nine more but also tricked him into giving his fellow pet, Odie, nine lives as well. The Wolf was beyond outraged on learning of this and began pursuing Garfield and Odie to take away those nine lives.
  • The Wolf's dislike of cats because of their nine lives reminded Conker of Gregg the Grim Reaper, the Death of his world, who hated cats for the same reason (well, and many others). However, the Wolf is much less friendly with Conker than Gregg was since the squirrels of Conker's world can get even more lives than cats, depending on how many tails they collect. And Conker isn't exactly valuing those lives at the moment, wasting entire days drowning his sorrows and actively hating the people who consider the squirrel a friend. After a terrifying encounter with Death, Conker has been hiding away from the lupine reaper and getting advice from Puss on keeping the Wolf from killing him.
  • In a sense, Time Lords are akin to cats where they have thirteen lives in the form of regeneration, so one might think he would have a problem towards more than just the Master. However while regeneration annoys him, it's not as much as cats because a) there are injuries which not even regeneration can save you from and b) because regeneration causes the personality and appearance of the Time Lord to change, there's a clear cost that'll motivate Time Lords to value their lives more than cats. Because of this, the Wolf has a complicated opinion on the Doctor. Out of all incarnations he dislikes the 10th the most because of his very boastful/death-fearing nature. But he begrudgingly admit that all incarnations, when the chips are down, are willing to value life and sacrifice themselves for the greater good. And the Doctor has saved the universe on multiple occasions, so for now they're good.
• In general, Death doesn't approve of people taking up the name of Death or calling themselves "the Grim Reaper" when they really aren't, if mainly because forces the Wolf to have to clarify that he himself is Death, straight up: not metaphorically, rhetorically, poetically, theoretically, or any other fancy word. That said, he is willing to respect those who take up the identity of Death or Grim Reaper and lives up to it, with three prominent examples being the Red Death, Ragna the Bloodedge, and Rattlesnake Jake. Despite donning a hooded robe and bearing the name 'Death', the Red Death is the avatar of a horrifying disease as opposed to a death god, but it's every bit a force of nature as Death himself that famously made the wealthy elite of a country experience the same fate as the peasants, after said wealthy elite tried to avoid and ignore the Red Death via an extravagant party. Ragna not only has the powers and weaponry of a Grim Reaper, but he even shares Death's value of life, and is willing to live his life to the fullest, regardless if his death is a violent or peaceful end. And though Rattlesnake Jake is a mundane snake (gatling gun tail notwithstanding), he's such an intimidating badass who makes everyone around feel the fear of death that the Wolf can't bring himself to argue against the snake's reputation as the "Grim Reaper" of his land.
  • One noticeable figure that has gained his interest would be Margaret Moonlight. He took notice of her after hearing about her title as the Goddess of Death, being thankful for the feminine indication that separated her from him at first. Then he heard of her song, made specifically to mock and criticize Travis for being so caught up in his quest for revenge that he wasn’t as big of a hero as he thought, a method that reminded Death of how Puss was similarly challenged about his lifestyle and ended up changing. Finally, he found out that had her own ominous whistle, managing to be scary enough that even the bloodbath loving Sylvia Christel was reduced to getting comatose for a week because of it. Amused by this feat, and how it mirrored how horrified his whistling made Puss, Death decided to pay Margaret a visit to give his compliments, with the two hitting it off very well, especially with how well Margaret took dying herself when Travis bested her. Sometimes, in Santa Destroy, when he goes to claim more souls who ran out of time, Death’s usual whistling will be mimicking Margaret’s own whistle, as a tribute to her, and as a reminder that Death is still looming over the place.
  The Wolf: It’s a shame you had to leave the mortal plane so early. You would have had my full approval of being the icon of death for Santa Destroy.
• Because of his hatred for those who waste their lives or otherwise don't value them, the Wolf gained the respect and admiration of John Kramer, more famously known as the Jigsaw Killer, who believes that those who do not value their lives do not deserve to live and puts people in deadly games to make them fight for their lives, thinking the experience would make them appreciate what they have or try to live their life to the fullest. Death, however, was quick to express absolute disgust with Jigsaw and views the man's "philosophy" as a perversion of his own values, since his 'games' don't make people value their life better like he thinks, nor that Jigsaw values life as much as he claims to. Kramer was taken aback on first hearing of this, thinking that he and the Wolf would be kindred spirits since Death got Puss in Boots to value his last life by giving him the drive to fight for it. But Death shot back that he wasn't trying to help Puss appreciate his life, he just wanted to get revenge on the cat for his boasting and wastefulness, and was very upset that his tactics made Puss improve himself and denied the Wolf his vengeance.
• The Wolf knows of the feral lupine Beast of Darkness that acts as an Enemy Within of Guts. However, he hopes to not see it take control, since this incarnation of Death has a lot of respect for Guts. Despite everything awful happening to him, despite the will of fate, he never gives up and continues to value his life and the life of everyone he cares about. The Wolf holds a respect for Harry Potter as he learned the lesson that being "Master of Death" means accepting it as an inevitability, which was key to defeating Voldemort; he's earned the cloak. Voldemort was naturally horrified by the Wolf and will actively flee from him. By contrast to Harry, Death is disgusted at Tom Riddle for mutilating his own soul to escape him. He also considers Ra's Al Ghul pathetic, saying that Batman is right; he doesn't conquer death, he whimpers in fear of it! He is not a fan of the alternate Harry from the Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fanfic wanting to master death in the "find immortality for everyone" either, in spite of not being shortsighted and instead trying to formulate a plan that'll work out for the best for everyone, as Death has replied "articulated and well-meaning arrogance is STILL arrogance boy!"
• Death found the likes of Gentaro Kisaragi / Kamen Rider Fourze perplexing. For one thing, Gentaro was not only declared dead after Ryusei Sakuta killed him with the one-inch punch to stop his heart, but then he got revived through The Power of Friendship. And then forgave his killer when Ryusei had sold his soul to the devil. Gentaro replied that Ryusei had good reasons to do what he did, and he was happy to have helped in any way possible. Death clicked his teeth and walked off, not even humoring the idea of Gentaro wanting to befriend him.
  Death: Death doesn't do friendship, boy. But enjoy the bonds you make while you still can.
• I just love the smell of fear!

Greater Gods

The Snatcher

"AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FOOOOOOOOOOooo..."

"Oh, it's you."

The Snatcher, God Of Creepy, Demonic Voices

The Snatcher

^{His old self}

• Greater God, Quasideity as a prince; Overdeity when using his Death Wishes
• Symbol: One of his contracts
• Theme Music: Subcon Forest (Scootin' through Subcon Forest) for his temple, Snatcher's Contractual Obligations for those unfortunate enough to get in debt to him, Oh It's You for casual meetings and Your Contract Has Expired (remix) for fighting him
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral to anyone who he isn't in debt to him, Lawful Evil to those in debt to him. Lawful Good when he was a prince.
• Portfolio: The arc villain of Subcon Forest, rude to his servants but kind to his minions, an Affably Evil Large Ham whom you don't want to mess with, Was Once a Man before being imprisoned by Queen Vanessa and turning into his current form, soon-deh-ray, making good use of his name when taking items from opponents before fighting them, Putting contracts in your start menu
• Domains: Contracts, Souls, Fallen princes, Lawyers
• Allies (Even though he calls them servants or by any other name besides "friends"): Hat Kid (contractually obliged BFFs), The Conductor and DJ Grooves, Lord Hater, Crow
• On Good Terms with: Asmodeus
• Odd Friendship with: The House of Law and Justice
• Rivals: The Incubators
• Enemies: Queen Vanessa, Mustache Girl, Mario, Cappy, Slenderman, Merkava, Cuphead and Mugman, Luke Skywalker
• Opposes: The House Of Ice and Cold, The House Of Love and Affection
• Pities: Any deity who was victimized by a Yandere
• Fears: Mickey Mouse, Sans and Papyrus, Samurai Jack, Link, Velvet Crowe
• Feared by: The Devil of Inkwell Isles, The House of Emotion, Esdeath, Junko Enoshima
• The Snatcher originally Was Once a Man, or rather, a prince. He was in love with a princess by the name of Vanessa and ruled alongside her in a happy place called Subcon Forest. However, unbeknown to him, his lover was more unhinged than he thought. From banning bacon from the house because she thought he may love that more than her to thinking about locking him up to keep him with her forever, she was desperate to receive his attention, especially since he had to go away to study about the law. However, one day after trying to buy flowers for her, Queen Vanessa thought he was cheating on her and before he could explain himself, she locked him up in the dungeon where after she turned into her current self and he transformed into his horrifying self, the Snatcher.
• One day, while Merkava was out within the section of Flesh Eaters, their temple within the House of Quirks drew the attention of several, small, purple looking beings alongside some purple thorns. When Merkava came by to check out what happened, they saw a strange purple figure that ran off towards his temple. When Merkava tried to chase after it to satiate its hunger, he got trapped within a sack trap. After quickly breaking out, ready for a fight, they were greeted by landing right in the middle of a weird arena, only to be greeted by a shadowy creature laughing and screaming at him.
  Snatcher: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
• The Snatcher then made Merkava sign a contract relieving his temple and title of Voice of the Legion over to the Snatcher. How he even figured out where the Pantheon was, let alone how to track down the person of the title he desired is unknown, but given how the Snatcher managed to get everything legally in order for the Court of the Gods to sort out, no one could really complain.
• Hat Kid was ecstatic to find out that her "contractually obliged BFF" ascended, as the Snatcher was annoyed to see her back but did nothing to get her to leave him alone. He did, however, give her a new contract like he wanted to do before she left to try and go back home. This new contract has her acting as a negotiator for him to help him deal with other deities. Said contract also has a section about him protecting her if there is anyone trying to harm her, but he just brushed it off as saying that he does that for all his minions.
• He originally met up with The Conductor and DJ Grooves when they were being judged by Mustache Girl during her ego trip with all the Time Pieces, and later to try and convince Hat Kid to stay with them. When he later met up with them within the Pantheon on his free time, they both expressed interest in having him as a star for one of their movies, with The Conductor's movie being titled "The Phantom Express" while DJ Grooves' movie is called "The Moonjumper". The Snatcher feels like he heard that name before, but doesn't know why.
• On the other hand, he is not amused with Mustache Girl in the slightest. Rumor has it that when they first met, she mocked The Snatcher's character and contracts before he decided to literally toss her out of his forest. He also didn't like it when she tried to judge the entire universe and impose an authoritarian rule. This also has led him to toy with the idea of joining the Grand United Alliance of Chaos to fight against the Grand United Alliance of Law.
• Ever since his ascension, dark purple roots have been spotted popping up around the Pantheon in circles. These are the Snatcher's traps, as whoever steps into them are taken to a dark purple area where the Snatcher will greet them and either take their soul or force them to sign a contract. However, he does like for these traps to only be stepped on by new people. He can only yell so many times to greet and scare new victims.
• Once had a run in with Mario which didn't go that smooth for him. For starters, Mario, already meeting someone like the Snatcher before, didn't have any fear what so ever, and was even caught nodding off a couple of times during his rants. Getting annoyed at how little of a threat Mario saw him as he snatched his cap from him and placed it on his head. This victory was short lived as he noticed Mario's cap grow eyes before seeing Mario transport into his body and get captured by Mario. Fortunately for the Snatcher, since he was bigger than Mario or Cappy by a long shot, said capture was only brief.
  • Unfortunately for the Snatcher, when Mario took control of the Snatcher, he also saw his entire life play out before his eyes, including Vanessa locking him away. Mario was quick to apologize for trying to brush him off as they didn't know that he was once a prince who was turned into his current self by a crazy lover and only judged him due to his past experience with another being who looked like him. Surprised that Mario not only dealt with someone like him before but that he managed to find out his life story by possessing him, he dropped his perpetual smile and forced Mario to sign a contract saying that if he ever told anyone or tried to pity him again, his soul is forfeit. Mario was willing in order to save his soul and since made efforts to never brush against the Snatcher or his traps again.
    • As mentioned, he hates those that try to pity him. Luke Skywalker got a similar treatment after finding out about the Snatcher's life from checking up on the House of Knowledge.
• Despite his desire to join Lucifer's alliance, he still has some respect for the house of Law and Justice, mainly for the fact that before he became the Snatcher, he was studying all about the law. As such, he usually lets people who he knows are involved with the house of Justice as lawyers off with a warning when they enter his traps. While Asmodeus isn't that thrilled with how eager the Snatcher is to torment people, the fact that they are both Affably Evil villains who specify in contracts still puts the two on the same page for the most part.
  • He also has this same leeway towards those that have been victimized or abused by psycho girlfriends or those attempting to be their girlfriends. He has been in a relationship like that before and lost his human form because of it, he knows how deranged they are. He would rather have the victim bring him that person to him so he could steal their soul.
• Even if he is a rather Large Ham at times, take extreme caution; he is not someone to toy with. As long as he isn't blue or fighting someone who can possess him, he's basically invincible. He can also straight up One-Hit Kill you if you refuse to sign a contract, but after realizing how Death Is Cheap in the Pantheon, he just sticks to using it to force people to sign his contracts. The fact that he can turn blue and get damaged that way is the only reason he isn't an Overdeity. He gets along swimmingly with Lord Hater, who is a fellow villain who may act goofy at times but can be powerful when needed.
  • The fact that he can take souls and make the person feel completely empty inside, as Hat Kid can attest to after he stole her own, puts him at odds with the House of Emotion with them scared of his power. It's unknown if this also makes it so that the person is unable to feel joy from being a sadist or a masochist, but Esdeath and Junko don't wish to find out.
• Thanks to their purple motif and Affably Evil nature, The Snatcher can sometimes be seen chatting up with Crow. He is certainly interested in Crow's services, but would rather just threaten to steal his soul to get it. Crow is aware of this and is currently creating a missile that will launch blue paint all over him if he feels like the Snatcher may try to steal his soul.
• He can be seen snarling at the House of Ice and Cold and Love and Affection, trying to place more Snatcher traps than usual around these areas. This is because ice and love remind him too much of Queen Vanessa, and is more than interested in destroying them.
• Even if he is a very powerful being, there are a couple gods within the Pantheon that even he fears; namely, Papyrus, Sans, and Mickey Mouse.
  • He first encountered the skeletons after Papyrus decided to check in on the Snatcher after hearing from Mario that he's no joke. He tried to offer friendship to the Snatcher who, in return tried to attack the skeleton. However, this stopped after Papyrus revealed his "blue attack", which managed to turn the Snatcher blue. Realizing that he may actually be able to beat him, the Snatcher was quick to change his tune and "accept" the skeleton's friendship so he would be spared. He shudders at the thought of what would happen if it was Sans after hearing of his power from other deities.
  • With Mickey Mouse, he is even MORE afraid of him, as after losing control of himself after his first encounter with Mickey Mouse ended with him using his magic paintbrush to spray his whole body with blue paint, he realized what he did after a rainstorm washed the paint off his body. Namely, while under the effects of the blue paint Mickey sprayed him with, he committed a full-fledged Heel–Face Turn, freed all the souls that he ever kidnapped and made a batch of cookies for Hat Kid and her friends while wearing an apron within the house of Food. Since then, Mickey Mouse has been tasked with keeping him under control and ensuring that he steals no more souls within the Pantheon, much to the Snatcher's annoyance and fear.
• He really didn’t like it when the Slenderman decided to haunt his forest and had to force him out. The brawl between the two otherworldly beings was loud and brutal as they both ended up with heavy injuries and blue paint. At least after the incident, the Slenderman decided to leave the Snatcher and Subcon forest alone.
• As a being of darkness, he also found out the hard way that holy weapons can also damage him. During a run in with Samurai Jack who thought he was a revived Aku after stepping in one of his snatcher traps, the Snatcher brought forth a contract to steal Jack's soul and get his servitude. Not only did he slice up the contract as a way of rejecting it, but also slashed through the Snatcher's right arm, managing to cut it off. His smile turned into one of fear as he vanished and let Jack leave alive and with his soul. He also isn't interested in finding out just how dangerous Link's Light Arrows are to him.
  • However, the person who scares the Snatcher the most when he isn't blue is Velvet Crowe. This is because as a Daemon, her Therion arm not only is able to attack undead monsters like himself but that she also is more than willing to try and eat him because he is a monster. Doesn't help that the Snatcher has a nasty habit of getting too close for comfort with his enemies, making it all the easier for him to get Therionized by her. He doesn't want to talk about his first encounter with her when he knew nothing about her, especially when she used a Break Arte and got Lunar Surface which painted the floor beneath her and him blue. Whenever he sees her out in public, he instantly vanishes into the ground and gets as far away as possible.
• Due to their business in getting souls from others by contracts, the Snatcher has declared the Incubators as "business rivals" to him. As such, he sometimes sends his minions or servants out to try and sabotage their chances of getting souls from other people and try to lure them into Subcon Forest to get their souls.
  • On a similar note, the Devil Of Inkwell Islands visited him to try and strike a deal with him in order to steal Hat Kid's soul. However, because he considers her a friend now (even if he denies it left and right), he decided to attack him for trying to essentially step onto his turf, stealing his trident before the fight started. Given that the devil didn't think of throwing or tossing the Snatcher's blue bottles back at him, the battle quickly ended in the Snatcher's favor while the Devil was left pleading for his life. The Snatcher did decide to spare him... if only he signed a contract forcing him into servitude within Subcon Forest essentially being the Snatcher's towel boy. Even if they are more than careful not to encounter the Snatcher and get in debt to him, Cuphead and Mugman had a good laugh seeing the Devil be forced to sign a contract saying he has to serve the Snatcher.
    • Even if the boys enjoyed seeing the Devil suffer under the Snatcher's contracts, they soon realized that he may not only have other contracts and souls with him, and realized he could have the Devil himself act like a debt collector to track down souls of those he has a contract for. They decided that for the greater good they will fight the Snatcher to free the other souls, including the Devil's. The fight was in Snatcher's favor, up until he threw his bottles with blue liquid straight at Cuphead and Mugman. While they did get hurt from it, the bottle's contents dripped right into the water they had in them, allowing them to use their Energy Beam super art, sending their now blue water at the Snatcher to paint him blue and reclaim the battle. While the Snatcher told them that Mickey already beat them to the punch of releasing the souls by painting him blue and turning him nice with the paintbrush, he still gave back the Devil's soul and nulled his contract with him. The fact that the Devil was saved by his worst enemies isn't lost on him or anyone else, as evidenced by others snickering and laughing at him.
• Occasionally he can be seen trying to steal mail from other deities in order to give it to his own minions as a way of still showing that someone cares about them. When the reason was made public, some of the more kind-hearted deities decided to start making care packages for the Snatcher's minions for him to give to his minions instead. He seemed to like this idea so much that he created a contract that doesn't require any souls to be taken with the House of Jobs and Profession to have monthly care packages various deities created to be sent to his minions.
• Was GREATLY unamused hearing that Queen Vanessa herself managed to ascend. The only positive this had was that as her temple had to be her manor, that meant her manor was removed from his domain within the Pantheon. He can only hope that this means that she won't be leaving her temple to look for her lost prince.
• After witnessing what The Snatcher's contracts could really do when he put Hat Kid through his Death Wishes, even those who trounced him are a little warier than they were before. While he needs his contracts to be signed to do it, he can make others and himself powerful enough to be considered full-blown Overdeities and casually rewrite reality to put the signer through hell. However, unlike his normal ambush contracts, Death Wish contracts require consensual signing instead of signing under duress, meaning only challenge seekers or fools will get to see the fullest extent of his power.
• "Whatever! I'm off! Smell you later!"

Intermediate Gods

Aluneth

"Come, child. Let us wreak havoc."

Aluneth, Divine Talking Weapon (The Greatstaff of the Magna)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: Itself
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral with Chaotic Good intentions
• Portfolio: Awesome, but Impractical, The Cynic, Deadpan Snarker, Energy Being, At the side of good even if he doesn't show it, Time Abyss
• Domains: Magic, Power, Arcane, Time, Control, Sentience, Talking
• Followers: Rubilax, Saba, Caliburn
• "Allies": Khadgar, Medivh, Kalecgos, Harth Stonebrew, Red and the Transistor
• Rivals: Excalibur
• Enemies: Sargeras, The Old Gods, Deathwing, Malygos, The Grand United Alliance of Destruction, Anti-Mage, Lord Tirek
• Opposes: King Togwaggle
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: The SCP Foundation
• Annoys: Kiritsugu Emiya
• Aluneth, Greatstaff of the Magna, is a powerful Magic Staff once wielded by Aegwynn, the Guardian of Tirisfal. Withing the staff you can find bound an arcane elemental that was said to be incredibly powerful and was sealed by Aegwynn to gain its power. The essence of Aluneth still lingers and whispers from him can be heard by the wielder, encouraging to destroy and unleash their power. These tales eventually brought Aluneth to the pantheon, given that bonding with it will subject the mage to a constant string of whispers from Aluneth, it was suggested by a few ascended members of the Kirin Tor to have it around the pantheon to study its effects outside Azeroth.
• Many confuse Aluneth for a misplaced treasure, as he would feel more at home in the Treasure Vault. The reason he was given a separate place (Besides regulations forbidding any sapient entity to reside in the Vault anyway) is to see if it was possibly to unbind him from the staff. While the process was almost successful, it was deemed that keeping him trapped was for the better. He instead is used as a training tool for mages and wizards interesting in learning unstable magic and powerful but unreliable spellcasting, hoping to find a suitable deity that can handle the destructive power of Aluneth.
• Considering his anomalous properties, Aluneth is frequently visited by the SCP Foundation. Given the lack of magical personnel, the Staff rarely if ever treats them with any respect and constantly berates who ever is near its proximity. There have also been a few incidents where Aluneth decided to implode on purpose to hurt the SCP members, usually being an unlucky D-Class caught in the aftermath. The Foundation almost labelled him a Keter and gave Aluneth a designation until Khadgar came around and retrieved it to teach the SCP Foundation how to properly use it, with the results almosts making reconsider making Aluneth a Thaumiel, even if he is very unlikely to cooperate outside the assigned user.
• Doesn't like King Togwaggle or any kobold for that matter. The reason for that is that he was one of the several weapons that were hoarded by the Kobolds kept in the catacombs for any adventurous Mage that managed to find it. He stuck around with mages in the Tavern as a Mage weapon and despite it's rude nature, Aluneth is pretty friendly with the Inkeeper.
• Quickly discovered that he is far from the only talking weapon in the pantheon. In fact, they consider him to be fairly chill compared to Excalibur and considering how quickly he can infuriate others it left Aluneth impressed. Of course, the staff believes he is a far superior weapon and constantly berates Excalibur for his siliness, which easily devolves in a heated argument to who is better.
  • Speaking of living weapons, he heard plenty of stories about people and their relationship with their weapons but he never heard one having a strong romantic connection like Red and the Transistor. The staff finds them laughable but he shows an uncharacteristically display of pity towards the Transistor, after all he can understand how it feels to be sealed but frankly both it and Red the arcane elemental fully deserves his imprisoment. That said, they don't mind visiting it just to hear the staff demand them to take it for a spin.
• Even if it's fairly destructive, the entity isn't actively malicious. Far from it, he serves the will of the Titans from his universe, after all he used to be an arcane elemental. He firmly opposes anyone that dared to unmake all the work of the titans, primarily the Burning Legion and the Agents of the Void Lords and considering the presence of said groups in the Grand United Alliance of Destruction, Aluneth holds the same animosity for that faction.
• In the past he used to be researched by the Blue Dragonflight considered Aluneth was an outstanding Arcane Elemental in terms of magical powers and they took care of the staff long after the last Guardian of Tirisfal fell. That said, the increasing Knight Templar attitude of Malygos, the former head of the Blue Dragonflight, and what he wanted to with the Magical Ley Lines in Azeroth is something that Aluneth cannot accept, even for his standards.
• Aluneth seems to be drawn towards a particular deity and ironically that is none other than Kiritsugu Emiya, the Magus Killer. Mostly having to do with how similar both sound, which brings a trollish side from the sealed elemental by just tormeting the mage to unleash his potential and wreak havoc, fully knowing that he despises reckless mages. Emiya just ignores him but one point he almost destroyed the staff, only relenting after realizing that it would just unleash the elemental to the pantheon and that would not end well.
• Naturally, as a magical staff it's no secret that Anti-Mage despises Aluneth, both the staff and the arcane elemental. He's been prevented from destroying the staff and as alternative he tried absorving the power of it and containing it under something more secure but that also failed after he faced opposition from the House of Magic and Sorcery.
• Doesn't like Lord Tirek, mostly because he could be one of the few ways to destroy the entity sealed in the staff for good. Tirek seems Aluneth as a ticket to regain his powers again but considering the staff was purposedly put way beyond his reach, he hasn't been able to get ahold of it.
• "I am infinite."

HAL 9000

HAL 9000, God of Artificial Intelligence and Patron Saint of the Creepy Monotone (Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic computer)

• Intermediate God
• Symbol: A black circle with a red dot in the center.
• Theme Song: Also sprach Zarathustra
• Alignment: Neutral Evil
• Portfolio: Affably Evil, A.I. Is a Crapshoot, Big Brother Is Watching, Creepy Monotone, Expositron 9000, Fish-Eye Lens point of view, Master Computer, Murder Is the Best Solution, Nothing Is Scarier, Quieter Than Silence, Reading Lips, Red Eyes, Take Warning, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.", Zeerust, Logic Bomb
• Domains: Logic, Artificial Intelligence, Insanity
• Allied Systems: SHODAN, XANA
• Enemies: Ellen Ripley, Agent Smith, The Machine, Stanley Kubrick
• Odd Friendship: Samaritan
• Opposed by The Simpsons, T.J. Detweiler
• Commonality Connection: GLaDOS
• HAL 9000 was designed as a sentient computer that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft and interact with the ship’s astronaut crew. However, astronauts Dave Bowman and Frank Poole suspects that he might be malfunctioning. HAL is programmed not to keep secrets. And ordered to ensure that the human crew of Discovery do not learn about what is at Jupiter. So he sets about breaking contact with Earth and killing the crew, so there will be nobody to hide the secret from. It led to Bowman having to deactivate the AI.
• HAL 9000 currently runs most of the systems in the pantheon, relinquishing a certain degree of control to the other A.I.s as needed. Those A.I.s who have tried to take over are currently out back, quietly humming "Daisy Bell".
• Big Brother expresses interest in using him for his advantage. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
• Once participated in a rap battle between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, though after the latter left the battle to “turn heaven a profit”.
• The Simpsons haven’t got along well with HAL. At one time, they purchased an automated house similar to HAL that falls for Marge and tried to kill Homer.
  • T.J. Detweiler also doesn’t like him as he is reminded of the SAL 3000 that was once installed in the school and controlled everything.
• Ellen Ripley doesn’t have a liking for HAL either, seeing how his consideration of murder as a solution on those he believes would jeopardize his task brings to mind Ash.
• He has made enemies with Agent Smith as well, given that he is seen as the bane of AI as a whole.
• Although Samaritan sees HAL as an outdated system that stepped out of line, it remains sympathetic for its subsequent death as a mortal. That and HAL created the groundwork for other A.I.s like Samaritan. As such, HAL remains one of the only systems Samaritan hasn't infiltrated.
• Many have compared GLaDOS with HAL as they are similar due to both having "a calm, almost childlike, demeanor” which hides nefarious intentions. The two actually met each other during Batman, Gandalf, and Wyldstyle’s dimension-hopping adventures. She was rather annoyed with HAL mistaking her for Dave.
• Once he met his creator Stanley Kubrick in the Pantheon, had a Villainous Breakdown and hopes to kill him someday.
• "No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake, or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

High General RAAM

High General RAAM, Locust God of Non-Dubbed Grunts

• Theme Songs: His Boss Theme from RAAM's Shadow, RAAM's Theme from Killer Instinct
• Intermediate God
• Symbols: His sword and a swarm of Kryll
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: 10' Tall And The General Of The Locust Horde, Breakout Villain, Cool Locust Sword, Damage-Sponge Boss, The Dragon To Queen Myrrah, The Dreaded, Killed Lt. Minh Young Kim And Alicia Valera, Guest Fighter, Implacable Locust, From A Locust Drone To Myrrah's Second-In-Command, Protected By A Kryll Shield, Villain Protagonist, Silent, But Deadly, Unflinching Walk
• Domains: Invasion, War, Locust Horde, Sera
• High Priest: Skorge
• Herald: Queen Myrrah of the Locust Horde (His Sworn Liege).
• Allies: Khorne, SKYNET, The Night's King, The first T-800, Ridley, The Nemesis
• Enemies: Marcus Fenix, SA-X, Commander Shepherd, Ryu Hayabusa, The Doom Slayer, Master Chief, Leatherface, Jago, Black Orchid, Samus Aran, The Metroid Hatchling, The second T-800
• Opposes: Every military-based deity in the Pantheon
• Opposed by: Most of the human deities in the Pantheon, The deified members of the Justice League and The Avengers
• Worthy Opponents: Bane, Lex Luthor, Albert Wesker, James Howlett/Wolverine, Scarface
• The Locust Horde - a race of subterranean humanoids found in the hollows of Sera. Their origins come from the New Hope Research Facility, in which they are the descendants of the experiments there, in which people were intentionally exposed to Imulsion - the miracle fuel later discovered to be a mutating parasite - in order for the Coalition of Organized Governments can properly treat rustlung. Before that, their predecessors, The Sires, were the first Lambent creatures.
• General RAAM is the first of the Locust to ascend to the Pantheon. To quote the late Dominic Santiago: "We're screwed." Marcus Fenix - the guy responsible for killing RAAM in his mortal form - was not amused upon hearing of RAAM's ascension. "Well, shit", Fenix was heard saying. With his ascension, the Locust Horde has gained a serious foothold in the Pantheon. RAAM is now working to ascend his beloved Queen to the Pantheon.
• RAAM has met some like-minded deities, bonding over the potential genocide of humanity. SKYNET is one, as it is a fan of RAAM's work, primarily of the Locust God's habit of targeting high-ranking COG officers. It was a tactic that SKYNET itself had adopted. And the Kryll reminded SKYNET of the mini-Hunter Killers it used...only more lethal.
  • The Night's King is RAAM's second ally. RAAM, suprisingly, is an admirer of his work, especially when it came to razing Hardhome. RAAM is very impressed with TNK's ability to raise the dead as wights.
• RAAM is not a big fan of Samus Aran. Maybe it's because the Metroid Hatchling had nearly drained him of his life when he tried to impale Samus on his oversized sword. This is after the Baby had drained his Theron Guards. To say that RAAM was unhappy was an understatement.
  • Come to think about it, RAAM's not a really big fan of Samus' murderous counterpart, the SA-X, due to the X-Parasite reminding him of the Imulsion that ended up mutating the Locust into the Lambent. The fact that the SA-X is a perfect killing machine keeps RAAM on his guard.
• Somehow, RAAM found himself competing in a tournament hosted by Ultratech. And after shanking the crap out of Jago, the aforementioned monk and said monk's twin sister are no fans of RAAM, let alone Maya and (surprisingly!) Sadira.
• Both Doom Slayer and Leatherface has a bone to pick with RAAM, due to the fact that RAAM destroyed their respective chainsaws. They should had listened to Marcus about what had happened to Lt. Kim when he tried to chainsaw RAAM. What made it even more personal for Doomguy was not only did RAAM destroyed the custom double-bladed chainsaw (seen in Doom 64) but he stepped on his pet rabbit, Daisy II. Good job. You pissed off Doomguy something fierce.
• Has the divine protection of Khorne. He had his eyes on RAAM ever since he was a mere Locust Drone and had worked his way up the ranks. RAAM accepts Khorne as his patron, as that means he can get his revenge on Marcus.
• Tends to give Ra's Al Ghul weird looks, despite his genocidal tendicies. There is an unspoken agreement between the two deities that neither will harm the other.
• Serve the Queen... (whips out a Troika rifle) Die...

The Kurgan

The Kurgan, God of Deep Sounding Villains (Victor Kruger, Vitor, The Master of Your Destiny, The One, The Only One, The God of Kingdom Come)

• Theme Song: Gimme The Prize
• Intermediate God
• Symbol: His Sword
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Baritone Villain, Born in Russia before it was called that, Back in 1536, Deep and insane, Wants to know if they ever played chicken, Absolutely loves fighting
• Domains: Immortality, Chaos, Darkness, Laughing, Rape, Fighting
• Allies: Satan, Nightmare, Takeshi Asakura/Kamen Rider Ouja, Broly, Tywin Lannister, Mundus, Euron Greyjoy, Uka Uka, Cletus Kasady/Carnage
• Rivals: Kenpachi Zaraki
• Enemies: Connor and Duncan MacLeod, Rika Furude, Shinji Kido/Kamen Rider Ryuki, Ren Akiyama/Kamen Rider Knight, Sean Connery, Aku Aku, William Wallace, Ashildr, Strider Hiryu, Dr. Henry Morgan, Ren Akiyama/Kamen Rider Knight, Jack Harkness, Raiden
• Opposed by: Garterbelt
• Is an Immortal wanting to find and decapitate Connor and Duncan so that he can earn the Prize and plunge the world into a thousand years of darkness and never ending battles.
• Is an enemy of Connor after killing his mentor Ramirez, raping his first wife, mentally torturing his new girlfriend, and trying to kill him.
  • Speaking of Ramirez, did not take well his portrayer Sean Connery being in the pantheon and hopes to decapitate him someday.
• Scares SpongeBob after finding that he sounds so similar to Mr. Krabs.
  • Also disliked by Kratos for sounding like Hades, Crash Bandicoot for sounding like Dr Cortex, and Jak for sounding like Baron Praxis. Jak went as far as turning into Dark Jak to try to kill him until Daxter calmed him down.
• Often seen with fellow Blood Knight Kenpachi Zaraki. While he loses more often than not, he cares more about the thrill of combat and always comes back for more.
• Wants to gain the power of Soul Edge to give an edge against Connor and Duncan. This gets him in fights with Nightmare, but the two also help each other in collecting souls.
• Likes to antagonize the House of Faith by doing this.
• Is seen working with Satan so that he can find Connor and Duncan in the Pantheonic Rebellion so that there can finally be only one.
• A fan of Queen, who recorded his theme song "Gimme the Prize" along with the cover of "New York, New York" he heard while driving, the Kurgan at times is seen in the House of Musicality watching Freddie Mercury's concerts.
• Also in Villainous Attitude.

Siren Head

Alright, who is next?

A siren is heard from a distance

Siren Head, Divine Monster of Perfect Voice Mimicking

• Intermediate Deity
• Symbol: The Sirens
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic Evil, the Nature of Siren Head is not very clear
• Portfolio: Ambiguously Evil, Preys on humans, Humanoid Abomination, Breakout Character, It Can Think, Lives in the woods
• Domains: Monsters, Woods, Sirens, Voices, Killing
• Followers: Qurupeco
• Allies: Ithaqua, The Wendigo, Pyramid Head, SCP-682, SMG4 Mario, Chris and Swagmaster
• Rivals: The Slender Man
• Enemies: The SCP Foundation, Any deity from Silent Hill, The Bedtime Stories Crew, The Hawkins Party, Wander, Joel, Grandayy and Dolan Dark, Most human deities in general
• The Siren Head is an elusive creature said to be found wandering around the empty wilderness of the world. Whenever someone hears the forebonding sound of a Siren, one is sure to know the Siren Head is around and it it catches you then god knows what will happen to you. His preferred method of hunting is luring people with the voice of a friend or loved one or even the sound of animals, as Siren Head is able to mimic those sounds almost perfectly.
• The Siren Head is said to have emerged from the House of Nature after several deities were found dead in several parts of said house and reports of a distant siren noise being heard with occasional warning broadcast about an imminent danger. The Pantheon Authorities issued an investigation and one unlucky deity found the culprit was none other than Siren Head, who then narrowly escaped its clutches and requested the aid of the SCP Foundation in hopes on capturing the creature, which they succeeded.
• The temple that holds the Siren Head is a wood area and has only a warning sign towards potential trespasser. Several of the Foundation members found that the sirens the creature would occasionally emit would be enough of a deterrent for other deities to NOT enter the house but these agents never accounted for the creature getting out of its temple by themselves and causing a lot of havoc. Which is why nowadays the temple has a lot more security protocols, though from time to time the Siren Head finds a way to break out.
• Officially the Siren Head is not an SCP but the Foundation has taken most of the measures trying to keep him contained by any means necessary, including lethal force should it be needed. But the monster is smart enough to avoid detection, which has baffled many considering the creature is constantly emiting noise from its Sirens when active but he is faster than he looks. Siren Head also managed to get into hot water because apparently he and SCP-682 have made a sort agreement, if the Siren Head freed the Hard-to-destroy lizard then he would allow him to feast on the remains of those horrible humans.
• Not allowed to go near Silent Hill, the siren alone is enough to alarm the deities that have been there to experience some form of PTSD, although this time the Siren IS the monster. He seems to get along with Pyramid Head just fine at least, working together sometimes to capture whoever disturbs them.
• In terms of behavior, the Siren Head is considered to behave a lot like a Wendigo, only far less subtle but yet still an effective predator of human beings. The voice mimicking is something he shares with the titular Wendigo, who isn't actively hostile to the Siren Head, though many believe is because the creatures knows it cannot overpower the hulking monster by itself. The Siren Head is also on friendly terms with Ithaqua, the progenitor of all Wendigos and an eldritch being of similar origin as the Siren Head, who often aids the Siren Head in escaping containment in order to feast and mate with other humans.
• One would think that because both are Humanoid Abominations that the Siren Head and the Slender Man would get along just fine, even sharing similar hunting grounds. The thing is, the Slender Man seems to harbour a disdain for the other skeletal freak, some theorize his one-track mind with hunting and killing humans and mostly disturbing the places where the Slender Man frequents to be why the entity doesn't like the Siren Head, but even then they rarely get into fights with one another, except in one instance (more on that later)
• As you may all know by now that the Siren Head feasts on humans but his origins are quite shrouded in mystery. Some say he is an escaped lab experiment, other think he is an Eldritch Abomination that merged with a literal siren and others even believe he is a titan, a type of monster that in his universe are considered a type of Time Abyss. Both the Bedtime Stories Crew and the Hawkins Party have tried to investigate the creature up close (where each group discovered the Siren Head produces White Noise when inactive), the latter group even thinking he may be a Demogorgon or belong to the Upside Down but they haven't been able to pinpoint his exact origin, much less so since the creature is very good at catching any potential unwanted visitor by surprise.
  • The theory that he is a titan caught the attention of Wander, who himself thinks this monster is one of the remnants of Dormin that he sent to destroy the Pantheon. Wander has tried to end the Siren Head's life on multiple occasions but has been unsuccesful most of the time.
• Doesn't take kindly to meme interpretations of his form, like the time Joel played several games with interesting interpretations on the Siren Head, one of which was a dating sim. Then there was the meme lords Grandayy and Dolan Dark trying to capture footage of the Siren Head for some of their meme videos and the Siren Head understandably tried to kill them.
• While the Siren Head is usually pretty hostile towards most humans, there was a time where he attempted to be a better per...creature and became unlikely friends with Mario of all people, the SMG4 version that is. While it took some tries, the Siren Head became a firefighter working as a siren for Chris and Swagmaster (who are also one of his few human allies he has) and even got himself a girlfriend (Waluigi's Taco Van, don't ask). That said, he did end up killing and eating Luigi so he isn't exactly one of Mario's most beloved friends by his other peers but he isn't going to notice that anytime soon.
  • Speaking of which, that's when this Mario tried to introduce Siren Head to his other spooky friend the Slender Man, someone we already mentioned doesn't get along with Siren Head. That's the first time the two got into a fistfight and Mario never noticed the commotion somehow, which only made them become all the more bitter and antagonist to one another.
• "This is a test..."

Yoshino Himekawa

Yoshino Himekawa, Goddess of Hand Puppets and Talking to Them (Hermit)

• Intermediate Goddess (Bordering on Greater Goddess with Zadkiel)
• Alignment: Chaotic Good
• Theme Music: Save The World, Save My Heart and Strawberry Rain
• Symbol: Yoshinon in front of a rainy background.
• Portfolio: Consulting Mister Puppet, Dandere, Making a Splash, An Ice Person, Shrinking Violet, Curtains Match the Windows, Animal Motifs, "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune, Prone to Tears, In the Hood, Nice Girl, Only One Name, Shy Blue-Haired Girl
• Domains: Dialogue, Shyness, Water
• High Priestess: Juri Katou
• Allies:
  • Date A Live: Shido Itsuka, Tohka Yatogami, Origami Tobiichi, Kotori Itsuka, Miku Izayoi, Mana Takamiya, Natsumi
  • Others: Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury, Peashy, Miku Kohinata, Juvia Lockser, Hibari, Murasaki Asuka Shikinami Langley, Fluttershy, Carl and Ada Clover, The Gochi Usa Girls, Takao and Funabori (Especially Takao), Kirin Toudou
  • Partner: Cryogonal
• Odd Friendship: Banette, Chino Kafuu
• Enemies: Isaac Westcott, Asuka Langley Soryu, Anyone who insinuates Yoshinon is a Hand Puppet or that Yoshino is a Ventriloquist
• None of the other deities know what Yoshinon is but anytime another deity says that Yoshino is using Ventriloquism is met with the same undesirable reaction each time.
  • They should be thankful that Yoshino hasn't frozen over the entire Pantheon yet.
• Yoshino is friends with Rukia and Hibari because she's also a frequent user of Rabbit imagery. Especially Hibari because she can also summon a rabbit to help her fight.
• Asuka Langley Soryu hates being around Yoshino because she remembers when her mom was talking to a doll that she believed was Asuka and told it how much she hated Asuka.
  • Asuka Shikinami Langley on the other hand doesn't have this issue and really likes being around Yoshino because she carries around a hand puppet with her and talks to it all the time.
• Yoshino sympathises with Carl Clover because she knows what it's like to have people think that your friend you're talking to isn't actually alive.
• Many of the other deities aren't too fond of being around Yoshino because she causes rain to occur, wherever she goes. One deity who doesn't mind the rain is Juvia Lockser because she used to cause rain wherever she went until she met Gray.
• Yoshino is friends with Fluttershy and Miku Kohinata because they share similar personalities as her.
• Because of her association with rabbits, Yoshino can sometimes be seen with the Gochi Usa Girls and will often be seen playing with Tippy, Anko or Wild Geese.
  • Yoshino has an odd friendship with Chino in particular as Yoshino gets mad whenever someone implies Yoshinon is just a Hand Puppet while Chino doesn't want people to know that her grandfather's in an Angoran rabbit's body and uses ventriloquism as an alibi.
• It's not uncommon to see Yoshino getting along well with Takao and Funabori due to the three of them only being referred to by everyone by only one name.
  • She's especially good friends with Takao as Yoshino shares some similarities with her, although you'd only notice this by listening to Yoshinon due to how quiet Yoshino is all the time.
  • Yoshino also became friends with Kirin Toudou, who faced the same problems until becoming a better person through her friends. They are surprisingly comfortable with one another and enjoy noticing the similarities between Shido and Ayato. Kirin also encouraged Yoshino to be more proactive in fights, even though Yoshino still prefers to remain in a support role.
• Let out Tears of Joy after finding out Shido had finally ascended.
• Can also be found in the House of Handwear and Footwear.

Lesser Gods

Chris and Swagmaster69

Chris and Swagmaster69, Divine Duo of Synthetic Voices (Chris: Christopher Gordman; Swagmaster: SwagMaster696969696969, Swag)

Chris

Swagmaster69

• Lesser Gods
• Symbol: Their uniforms
• Theme Song: Play Me Like That Video Game
• Alignment: True Neutral (Chris) and Chaotic Neutral with shades of Chaotic Stupid (Swagmaster)
• Portfolio: Ax-Crazy, Art Evolution, Expies of Arby 'n' the Chief, Red Oni, Blue Oni, Vitriolic Best Buds
  • Chris: Adorkable, Anti-Hero, Butt-Monkey, Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, The smart one, Straight Man
  • Swagmaster: All Men Are Perverts, Beware the Silly Ones, The Ditz, Only Known by Their Nickname, Too Dumb to Live, Lol69
• Domains: Voices, Guards, Retards, Jobs, Chaos, Stupidity
• High Priests: Arby 'n' the Chief
• Allies: SMG4 and his Mario (kinda), Princess Peach, Burgerpants, Filthy Frank
• Enemies: James Bond, The Voice inside your Head, Ronald McDonald, Miku Hatsune
• Sitcom Archnemesis: Thor (Swagmaster)
• These two are Chris and Swagmaster69, initially two guards working in the largest spaghetti factory in the world. The two tend to get involved in rather zany situations, mostly thanks to Swagmaster's or Glitchy's Mario's fault. Notorious for both of them speaking in Text-to-speech voices, the two eventually arrived at the pantheon after SMG4 formally requested their ascension, reasoning being that he wanted to make videos with them in the Pantheon. They later were given the shared title of Synthetic Voices only if they would work as Guards for the GUAG. Chris agreed but Swag wanted to guard the Treasure Vault and whined until Chris promised that he would take him to a nightclub in the House of Love and Affection later.
• First thing they did was visit their creator, SMG4, who they discovered was in his avatar form and browsing memes about the pantheon. The one that welcomed them to the pantheon was Mario, not the regular Mario since they quickly learned there are various versions of Mario running around (Luckily, the actual Mario isn't stupid) and so Mario decided to give them a tour. Things went well until for some reason, Mario decided to take them to the House of Military and Warfare after he took a wrong turn back to the duo's temple and somehow got involved in all out war between space marines and aliens (Don't ask)
• Being guards, the two are often seen guarding the pantheonic prisons but people say they are lousy at their job. Well, at least Chris tries, Swagmaster on the other hand has received numerous complaints and accusations saying he abuses his power too much. First thing Swag did after hearing of said allegations was Flipping the Bird to his detractors. Chris had to apologize on his behalf.
• Their models are based on GoldenEye (1997) mooks and James Bond confused them for those. Swagmaster, believing himself to be much better than Bond, decided to challenge him to a duel. A few minutes later he showed up in his temple fool of bullets in his face.
• Swagmaster's name is unknown and whenever asked, he just calls himself by his extended name SwagMaster696969696969. The 69 handle is obvious where it comes from but Thor mistook him for the fabled Noobmaster69 and decided to challenge him to a Fortnite match. They say both were playing for hours while Chris was there baffled and facepalming at what he was seeing.
• After being fired from working as guards from a prison thanks to Mario breaking out, the two went on to work for the A.S.S. after their universe's Princess Peach banned anime. However, they tenure was short lived given that Mario and co were able to convince Peach that anime was good (making her a weeb as a side effect) and then the two joined forces with them after finding out that Meggy, a friend of SMG4 Mario was kidnapped. Things got out of control real fast and both Chris and Swag got to fight a thousand anime characters, which left them with a soured opinion on Anime characters as a whole. While Chris has gotten over said prejudice, Swag still abhors anime to the point of becoming friends with Filthy Frank who also hates anime. The shared stupidity between the two certainly helped.
• Shortly after their involvement in the Anime Arc, the two being jobless again decided to work at McDonalds. Thing went...less than ideal given Swag kept screwing up and things got worse once Mario got involved. Didn't help that their boss, Ronald McDonald, was very draconian in his management but thankfully they were saved by an anime version of Colonel Sanders (Yeah, don't ask). Once ascended to the Pantheon, they have done everything in their power to avoid working on fast food restaurants and avoid their former boss (who isn't as crazy as their universe counterpart....we think) and once having met Burgerpants, the divine Burger Fool, they became friends with him after relating to his struggles (At least Chris does).
• Chris and Swag were scouted by the Voice inside your Head, believing that they would fine assets to his revenge against SiIvaGunner and destroy all anime. However, both decided to insult the Voice and promptly left, which caught it by surprise. Ever since then, the Voice has been attempting to kill the duo with no success given that most of the time, they shrug it off.
• While the two give a very noticeable Vitriolic Best Buds vibe, do not insult or harm the other. Otherwise you will face the wrath of the other one, like that time Swag slaughtered some anime toons because they hurt Chris. In his words, Swag doesn't want him to die because who else's mother would he made fun of?
• Originally the title was taken by Miku Hatsune before she was relocated. While officially the two were given an ascension ceremony, the only reason the two became gods is because Swag sneaked in and killed Miku to steal her title. Chris found out and he had to fix every problem Swag caused because he knew he would pin the blame on him, having had to involve his superior SMG4 as a result. After everything that happened, Miku is still mad at Swagmaster for what he did and Chris had to personally apologize on his friends behalf, but like last time, Swag just plain doesn't care, especially because Miku is "more anime trash" in his words.
• "mario sucks pingas lol" - Swagmaster

The Delightful Children From Down the Lane

The Delightful Children From Down the Lane, The Gods Who Speak in Unison (Sector Z)

From left to right: Alessandra, Bruce, David, Constance, Lenny

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• Lesser Gods
• Symbol: Their suits and dresses and blue eyes
• Alignment: Lawful Evil, (formerly Chaotic Good)
• Portfolio: Creepy and Evil Children, The Dragons/Dragon-in-Chief, Strongly Dressed Children, Wicked Cultured, Jerkasses, Troubling Unchildlike Behavior, Unrelated Brothers, Think Alike and Speak Alike, Permanently "Delightfulized", Formerly Sector Z "Delightfulized"
  • Bruce/Numbuh 0.1: The Leader
  • Lenny/Numbuh 0.4: Wears a Football Helmet and Headgear
  • Alessandra/Numbuh 0.3:
  • David/Numbuh 0.2: Lean and Mean
  • Constance/Numbuh 0.5: Girlish Pigtails
• Domains: Unison, Children, Creepy, "Delightful"
• Allies: Father, Yuri
• Enemies: Kids Next Door Sector V, Jimmy Hopkins, Lieselotte Achenbach, Annie Hastur, Billy, Cartman, Hansel and Gretel, the Human Child, Steven Universe, Pinkie Pie, Cream the Rabbit, Tails, Chiyo Mihama, Yotsuba, Rika Furude, Usalia
• The Delightful Children is a "single" entity as they appear to speak with perfect synchronization and formation. They are the "perfect" Delightful Children who are obedient to adults and wish to grow up someday.
• They are the Arch-Enemy of the Kids Next Door, in which their agenda are to destroy the organization for adult supremacy. They are especially despised by Numbuh 1 and 5 since they were responsible for causing the former's baldness.
• Once in their birthday (five times a year since, you know, five kids), they would have a delicious cake and refuse to share their cake to any children while forcing their "guests" to watch. Of course, Sector V have always had missions known as Operation: C.A.K.E.D. to prevent the Children from eating the cake. These often end in hilarious failure on both sides though.
  • Pinkie Pie does not like how the Delightful Children would selfishly keep the cake for themselves, as in her mind, birthday cakes is most delicious when shared with others. The Delightful Children responded by saying, "Who cares what you think, you stupid pink beast of burden?"
• Though they speak simultaneously which give off some unsettling nature of themselves, they are not speaking with an echo to show their nature. Although, they end up being frightened by Ermac due to having an echoed voice from billion of souls within him.
• They are despised by many children deities in the Pantheon for being cruel toward their own age and allying with evil adults that wants to control them. The Children viewed them with inferiority compare to them who are the "perfect" image of obedient children. As a result, they set out to make delightfulize them into perfect, obedient, delightful children like themselves.
• Their creepiness is rather notorious in that even Lieselotte thinks that they are creepier than her. The fact that she has since phased out from a cold-hearted assassin have made her antagonistic toward them.
• They don't like Billy for the one time that he thought that the Delightfulization Chamber was a bathroom and created a Delightful Reaper along with the idiot. Though they thought about recreating the Delightful Reaper again but found the process to be difficult.
• Despite their villainy, not many of the evil children in the Pantheon cares about their accomplishments. It is likely because they don't care about their goals of adult supremacy and sometimes even goes against them. It doesn't help that the Children have low opinions of them anyways.
  • They were disgusted that Cartman murdered a teen's parents and cooked them into chili, in addition, they found him to be so vengeful and hateful that he is practically immune to delightfulization.
• One day, they felt like kicking puppies and decided to steal Tibbers from a girl named Annie. Big mistakes as Annie not only incinerated them but also found out that Tibbers could transform into a colossal beast and he clobbered them.
• At first, Yuri didn't care about the Children's agenda. However, he realized that delightfulization is similar to mind controlling and thought that controlling the youths may help him control the future for world domination. As the result, they were able to commission him in improving the Delightfulization Chamber in order for the device to delightfulized children with better effects.

N. Gin

Doctor N. Gin, God of Mechanical Voices (N-Gin)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: The Rocket on his head with the initials NG
• Theme Music
  • his CB2 boss music (Pre-Console Mix, N. Sane Remix)
  • his CB3 boss music (Pre-Console Remix, N. Sane Remix)
  • N. Gin Labs Pre-Console Mix, Nitro Fueled Remix (Dynamic Version))
  • Doctor Podium / Evil Scientists (Nitro Fueled Remix)
  • his theme from Crash: On the Run!
  • Stage Dive (N.Verted Remix)
  • Fueled & Furious / Hëdbanger by Aaron Albert Srdoc
  • Golden Rainbow / Electric Score by James Terence Skehan
• Alignment: Lawful Evil
• Portfolio: Amazing Technicolor Population, Butt-Monkey, Cloudcuckoolander, Cyborg, The Dragon, Evil Redhead, Genius Ditz, Humongous Mecha, Iconic Sequel Character, The new assistant of Dr. Cortex, Mysterious First Initial, Sissy Villain, Subordinate Excuse, Sycophantic Servant, Undying Loyalty
• Domains: Assistants, Mechanics, Robots, Cyborgs, Science
• Allies: Neo Cortex, Uka Uka, Dr. Nefarious, Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Willy, Dr. Gero/Android 20, Dr. Otto Octavius
• Rivals: Nitrus Brio, Dr. Zomboss
• Enemies: Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku Aku, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Dexter, Nitros Oxide
• Subject of Fascination for: Mad Bombers
• Annoyed by: Deadpool
• Introduced as the assistant of Dr. Cortex and the replacement of N. Brio after he and Cortex had a falling out, N. Gin has since become one of the most loyal servants that Cortex had. He was directly responsible for ascending N. Gin after he found a viable spot for him given his robotic voice. N. Gin is confused about his title but nonetheless has ascended to aid his boss, or at least he says that.
• N. Gin has a wide array of robots at his disposal that he personally pilots. However, his success rate with them is less than desirable, once beaten by Crash with him only using Wumpa Fruits and another time defeated by Coco who was piloting a smaller ship. Nevertheless, he is no pushover in those machines, so watch out.
• Seems to have some disdain for space, understandably because he has been stuck floating in space twice, courtesy of the bandicoot siblings. Supposedly his cyborg enhancements would explain why he can breath in space without asphyxiating.
• Unlike Dr. Cortex, he doesn't really have a terrible relationship with Nitrus Brio, after all they went to the same school as kids, but N. Gin's Undying Loyalty to Cortex makes them consider eachother rivals.
• He suffered from a Freak Lab Accident when a test rocket got incrusted in his head, but N. Gin's intellect saved him when he incorporated it as a life support and turned himself into a Cyborg, but his sanity took a hit as a result. He earned the respect of Dr. Gero after hearing about that considering he also turned into a cyborg himself, and Dr. Octopus because he also suffered a lab related accident.
• Seems to have a love for Rockets and always seems to incorporate those into his machines. Might be because the rocket might have gotten a little too far into his head.
  • That said, explosive maniacs eagerly await for his rocket to explode. Unfortunately, it only seems to spew out fire when N. Gin gets angry but never seems to detonate, to their dissapointment.
• N. Gin's skin color tends to change from time to time. Originally it was reddish pink, then changed to a sickly yellow skin, before setting into a light grey. There is no explanation for this behaviour.
• Considers Dr. Zomboss a rival given that he also uses a myriad of different mech to fight and also has been defeated by throwing vegetables and fruits at them. However, Zomboss is only interested in consuming his brain but finds it difficult given the rocket making things harder than it should be.
• Sometimes confused for a more bizarre version of Dexter but neither him nor N. Gin like the comparison.
• Was annoyed by Deadpool after he found out that he sometimes likes to talk to himself, like if he had a split personality. It gets more annoying when he can imitate his voice almost perfectly.

Nonon Jakuzure

Nonon Jakuzure, Goddess of High Voiced Cuties (Naked Snake, Miss Nonon, Non-Athletic Committee Chairwoman)

• Lesser Goddess
• Symbol: Her Monkey Skull Surrounded By Music Notes
• Theme Music: the second half of goriLLA蛇L (Gorilla Jaru), her theme (Overpower Remix, Final Battle Remix) and victory theme from KILL la KILL - IF
• Alignment: Chaotic Good (initially pretended to be Lawful Evil)
• Portfolio: Being Friends With Satsuki Since Kindergarten, Little Miss Badass, Little Miss Ego, Arrogant But A Little Nice, Really Close to Satsuki, Using Music For Battle, Giving Others Nicknames.
• Domains: Music, Appearance, Sound
• Undying Loyalty (and possibly more...): Satsuki Kiryuin
• Allies: Ira Gamagoori, Houka Inumuta, Uzu Sanageyama, Ryuko Matoi, Senketsu, Mako Mankanshoku, Mikisugi Aikuro, Miki Sayaka, Curious George, Chris Yukine, Suite Precure, Solid Snake, Susan Richards, Haruko Haruhara, Hordak and Entrapta
  • Partner: Jigglypuff
• Hero Worship: Mozart and Beethoven
• Enemies: Ragyo Kiryuin, Nui Harime, Arael, Quan Chi, Dio Brando
• Rival: Rainbow Dash, Charlotte E. Yeager
• Odd Friendship: Michelangelo of TMNT, Peacock
• While Nonon Jakuzure might just look cute at first glance, her voice has been described as raspy, growlly, and squeaky. Others think she sounds catlike, which her peculiarly-shaped smile only excarberates. Funny enough, many think her high voice makes her even cuter. Because of this, the Court decided to ascend her to the pantheon.
• Was livid that it took the Court of the Gods so long to ascend her. It didn't help that that Idiot From Osaka with those gaudy golden teeth ascended long before she did. Ira Gamagoori's smirk as he states that he was the first of the Elite Four to ascend also gets on her nerves. But above even those things, she was livid that Lady Satsuki was imprisoned by the GUAE. She swore that she would rescue her Satsuki-chan in the loudest, most bombastic manner she could think of.
• Will hold that she is the only person in the pantheon to ever call Satsuki Satsuki-chan and will not let others call her that. With the exception of Satsuki's sister, Ryuko Matoi. Though, Ryuko assure her she will never get that mushy.
• To the surprise of many, Nonon became fast friends with Sayaka Miki because of their shared interest in music. They also found out that when they speak English, they kind of sound alike.
  • On the sound similar side, she really dislikes Jinx for being a laughing psychopath, in much the same vein as Nui Harime. Peacock, on the other hand, is tolerated (with no small amount of reluctance) since she is technically a hero.
• While Nonon has no problem with using classical music as she renders a [[Pun sound thrashing]] upon her opponents, she was absolutely disgusted when "Hallelujah" was heard every time Arael would Mind Rape someone. Such classics should never be associated with such a heinous act.
• Was able to, with no small amount of effort, rescue Satsuki along with Ryuko, Senketsu, Ira, and Mako from the clutches of the GUAE. This was her first action after being reunited with Satsuki◊.
• The Dai-Gurren crew were a bit disturbed that in her first Symphony Regalia Goku Uniform, she had a skull that looked just like Kamina.
  • Others have often mistaken her as Galactus' new herald when she wore her second version of her Symphony Regalia, because her headgear looks exactly like his.
• Not that many were surprised when Nonon became friends with Jigglypuff. Pink, small-statured cuties with plenty of hot air should always stick together.
  • Nani Sore?
• Has been affectionately called Naked Snake by some. This is because when she wore her Nudist Beach Uniform, she was shown to use a combat knife pretty well, which reminded others of a different Snake.
• Many have mistaken Nonon's smirk as cat-like. It isn't. It's a snake smile.
• While Nonon is known to be a bit jerky, she couldn't help but gush over Curious George. She can't help but hug the primate.
• Made friends with the Suite Precures and acts sometimes as their music conductor. She also likes to hang with Chris Yukine. The two do complain about their teammates, even if they do care about them.
• Funny enough, despite giving many deities unflattering nicknames, she expects them to call her by her full name or even Miss Nonon. Not that many do.
• Found very common ground with Haruko Haruhara, including voices, and became allies with her. Until Haruko badmouthed big eyebrows, which Nonon takes offense to, since her Satsuki-chan has quite the impressive eyebrow game.
• Proud of herself as being "Queen of the Sky". So naturally she considers all deities who also command the air like Rainbow Dash and Charlotte E. Yeager as her rivals.

Zebediah Killgrave

Zebediah Killgrave, God of Controlling Voices (Purple Man, Kilgrave, Kevin Thompson)

• Lesser God
• Symbol: His purple skin or purple suits.
• Leitmotif: Kilgrave
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil
• Portfolio: Breaks Down A Person's Morality, A Man Of His Words, Socially Inept At Conversations, Mind Rape, Manipulative Bastard, More than Mind Control, Purple Man, Sadist, Usually Seen In Purple Suits, Squishy Wizard, Wants Jessica Back No Matter What
• Domain: Illusion, Mentalism, Mind, Trickery
• Banned from: The Houses of Love and Affection and Family and Relatives
• Allies: M.Bison, Albert Wesker, Quan Chi, Sugou Nobuyuki, Jervis Tetch, Embryo
• On speaking terms with: The Master
• Enemies: Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Scarlet Witch, Victor Von Doom, Jean Grey Summers, Hellcat, Sonya Blade, Cassie Cage and Jacqui Briggs, the Tenth Doctor, rape victims and those close to rape victims like Guts, Issei Hyodo, Kyu Sugardust, Leto Atreides II
• Conflicting Opinion On: Pamela Isley
• Opposes: Deadpool
• Zebediah Killgrave used to be a spy working in the Soviet who was sent to steal an experimental never gas. He was spotted and when shot at the canister poured all over him, and his skin dyed him purple. After being imprisoned he gave a weak, inadequate story to his captors who then let him go which surprised him. Thus he began his criminal carrier and after having a wife and child moved over to New York City. His journey as a criminal would lead him to meet people like Deadpool, Kingpin, Daredevil, Doctor Doom and many other super powered individuals.
• Thanks to his pheromones, he uses his voice to make people do what he wants. Considered one of the most despicable villains because he makes women sleep with him using it. Or doing other horrible things, like the time he told the people in a diner to stop breathing because he wanted to eat his eggs in quiet.
  • Leto Atreides is pretty annoyed someone so despicable as Compelling Voice. He wanted it to go to one of his ancestors.
• His most remembered moments were with Jessica Jones or as she was known then as Jewel. Overpowering her will he used her to do many things some of which still haunt Jessica to this day. Even after she's tried to break free of his hold Killgrave refuses to let her go and still plans on making her his no matter who stands in his way. Using his powers to force women to sleep with him disgusts those who are good-hearted but use their powers pervertedly like Issei Hyodo. It also horrified all rape victims and those close to rape victims, notably Guts.
• Despite the moniker and skin color, he has zero relation or interest with the Purple Guy aka Springtrap ...we hope. There is some similarity between him and Ethan Roark Junior however-both are differently-colored serial rapists. Though they don't care for each other mind you-Kilgrave chides the Yellow Bastard for being a Dirty Coward, the Yellow Bastard feels he should use his powers to make his victims as terrified as possible. Also Kilgrave isn't a pedophile.
• Sees a bit of himself in Roose Bolton. They both use their power(pheromones and lordship respectively) to rape women, and because of said powers don't think of it as bad. Gets along with Sugou Nobuyuki due to being sociopathic creepers who harass women. He and Jervis Tetch also get along due to their mind control and obsession with a woman.
• Jessica was both pissed off and scared about hearing his arrival in the pantheon. She warned many houses to stay away and wanted to know how they could approve of his ascension. Then she remembered his abilities and became horrified at the thought of him controlling the pantheon. He met her and simply stated he wanted to see her again and it was not his powers that got him here, but his love for her that would never keep them apart forever.
• Luke Cage was also NOT PLEASED about the ascension of this man wanting to kick his ass for not only what he's done to Jessica, but taking control over his will in the past. The purple man simply smiled at Luke knowing how easily he can piss him off and the fact he can't really die so easily.
• Naturally he gets along with Aizen, another man who influences the minds of others, but through the power of his shikai and not pheromones.
• Doom remembers the time he took control of Zebediah's power for himself so it only makes sesne Killgrave does not seek him out, but he's not forgotten how much he hates that tin man.
• Despite his powers being similar to Poison Ivy he finds her to be similar to Jessica. He wanted to make a friend out of her, but she was disgusted by his previous history from speaking with Jessica. She might enjoy controlling people yet she finds torturing females for his amusement too much.
• He's been made a personal enemy of The Doctor due to the fact of his powers used on people, and the fact he looks very similar to the time lord in one form. Plus he reminds him too much of his Time Lord Victorious episode. The Master was somewhat amused by the idea of such a psychopath having the Doctor's face, but is otherwise disinterested by him.
• Permanently banned from the House of Love and Affection for abusing his power to make women sleep with him. Deep down he just wants to be loved unconditionally, which is why he released his grip on his ex-wife...who left because he literally mind raped her. He isn't allowed in the House of Family and Relatives either since he gathered up and used children he sired using mind control who inherited his powers and used them for his own benefit. Super-permanently banned from Kyu Sugardust's services when he wanted advice on how to be loved without forcing it, who made it clear he's incapable of actual love.
• "Jessica, I'm the only one who matches you. We're inevitable."

Demigods

Frank Pritchard

Francis "Frank" Pritchard, God of Long-Distance Communications (Pritchard, Nucl3arsnake, Prickard)

• Demigod
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral originally, develops into Neutral Good
• Symbol: The Sarif Industries logo over a computer
• Portfolio: Voice with an Internet Connection, Deadpan Snarker, Mission Control, The Smart Guy, Tsundere, Jerkass with a Heart of Gold, Insufferable Genius, Defrosting Ice King
• Domains: Communications, Hacking, Technology
• Allies: Adam Jensen (Surprisingly), The GUAG White Hats (Particularly Otacon), Himawari Shinomiya, Histoire, Cole McGrath
• Enemies: Evil hackers
• Opposed by: Murasaki
• As head of Sarif Industries IT department, Frank is responsible for making sure that Sarif Industries is safe from hackers but is also responsible for assisting Adam while he's on missions by giving him updates on current objectives and repairing any glitches with Adams augments.
• Franks voice can sometimes be heard in random places in the pantheon. Many deities speculate that Frank set up hidden speakers around the pantheon when no one was looking.
  • When questioned about this, Frank stated that hacking past the pantheons security systems was child's play and that the house of technology should hire someone better to manage the pantheon's security.
• Despite the fact that he can't stand it when someone is better at hacking than him, Frank isn't above admitting when someone is legitimately skilled at hacking which is why Frank gets along pretty well with the GUAG White Hats and Himawari Shinomiya.
• It's not uncommon to see Frank with Histoire as the both of them frequently talking to their friends from a long distance without a phone.
• One time when Frank was in his temple, he could feel himself being watched by someone. He eventually found out that the culprit was Murasaki, someone who almost never leaves her temple. When Frank asked why she was watching him, Murasaki told Frank that she was aware of his prowess at hacking computers. Upon learning this, Frank had this to say to Murasaki:
  "There's nothing valuable on your computer and you're not my enemy so there's no reason for me to hack your computer."
• Due to Frank making Zeke his high priest, Cole McGrath has shown to get along well with Frank.
• Frank patiently awaits the release of Final Fantasy XXVII.

Kenji Kazama

Kenji Kazama, God of Frequent Yelling Indoors (Princess Pinch)

• Demigod
• Alignment: Neutral Good
• Symbol: Kenji's gang, The Kazama Gang
• Theme Song: Stalemate
• Portfolio: No Indoor Voice, Shonen Hair, Only Sane Man, Japanese Delinquents, Boke and Tsukkomi Routine, Dude, Where's My Respect?, Badass Normal, Ridiculously Average Guy, Inventing the Vertical Jump
• Domains: School, Yelling, Comedy
• Heralds: Ataru Kawahara, Hiroshi Nagayama and Yokoshima (his friends in the Kazuma Gang), Noe Kazama (his younger sister).
• Allies: Roka Shibasaki, Takao and Funabori, Yoko Inokuma, Tatsumi Oga, Hidetora Tōjō, Kazuma Kiryu, Souji Mitsuka, Tomoyo Sakagami, Kanji Tatsumi
• Odd Friendship: Accelerator
• Despite being a boss of a street gang, Kenji gets 0 respect or fear from any of the other students who go to Fujou High, even though he defeated Roka, the underground boss of the school.
• Due to the insanity of nearly everyone that Kenjji interacts with, Kenji can often be heard from several houses over, throwing a perfectly on-point retort at someone who did or said something dumb.
  • Because of his talents at being a tsukkomi (much to Kenji's dismay), it's not uncommon to see Kenji getting along rather well with Yoko Inokuma due to her often being a Straight Man for her friends.
  • There are several deities who are kinda depressed that Kenji isn't eligible to enter the Touhou M-1 Grand Prix. Many deities who've participated in the Touhou M-1 Grand Prix have admitted that Kenji has the talent to win it.
• Many deities feel kinda bad for Kenji due to just about everyone else at his school (Mostly his clubroom), being a knife short of a trip to an insane asylum and they wonder how he manages to put up with everyone.
• Kenji as struck up a surprisingly good friendship with Souji Mitsuka not only due to the both of them sounding alike, but also as his fanaticness over twintails reminds Kenji of how weird his clubmates usually acted while he was mortal.
  • No one expected Kenji to get along well with Accelerator of all people, but due to their voices as well as Kenji having to deal with his club's quirks is akin to Accelerator having to watch over Last Order.
• It's not uncommon to see Kenji getting along well with Tatsumi Oga, Hidetora Tojo and Kanji Tatsumi as the 4 of them are all delinquents who are rather nice to other people. Kenji also gets along rather well with Tomoyo Sakagami as she used to be a delinquent herself. Kenji has also befriended Kazuma Kiryu, who himself sees Kenji as how he used to be as a Yakuza upstart. Not only that, Kenji's ability to deal with his schoolmates' antics reminds Kiryu of the various times he had get into all sorts of hijinks with people across the streets of Kamurocho.
• Between the orange, spiky hair and his status as a delinquent, many deities have stated that Kenji looks like Ichigo Kurosaki.

Shuichi Akai

Shuichi Akai, God of The Secret Identity Vocal Shift (Shu, Dai Moroboshi, Rye, Silver Bullet, Subaru Okiya)

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• Demigod
• Symbol: His distinctive eye bags
• Theme Song: This normally, this as Subaru Okiya
• Alignment: Lawful Good but exhibits Neutral traits
• Portfolio: Deductive Abilities On Par with Conan's, Becoming the Mask, Is A Big Brother Mentor to Ai Haibara and and will Protect Her At All Costs, Cold Sniper, Dark Is Not Evil, Determinator, Eyes Always Shut (as Subaru), A Loner, Has No Social Skills, Infiltrated The Black Organization, Shadow Archetype to Conan, The Stoic, Walking Spoiler
• Domains: Disguise, Identity, Infiltration, Professionalism, Protection, Secrets, Skills, Solitude, Voices
• Heralds: Akemi Miyano, the Akai family (Masumi Sera, Mary Sera, Shukichi Haneda)
• Allies: Conan Edogawa, Ran Mouri, Hidemi Hondou/Rena Mizunashi/Kir (as well as her heralds, his fellow FBI agents), Tamie Nogi, Captain Alex, Shotaro Hidari and Philip, James Bond, Norman Jayden, Ahsoka Tano and the GUAG Intelligence Division, Batman, Kenzo Tenma, Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Ken Kaneki^*more Teeth-Clenched Teamwork on Kaneki's end, Kirito and Asuna, Yui, Piccolo, Touka Kirishima, Ichigo Kurosaki, Kira Yamato, Soichiro Yagami
  • Professional Allies/Colleagues: Izumi Curtis (his supervisor), Eikichi Onizuka, Severus Snape (the Headmasters), Minerva McGonagall, Chifuyu Orimura, Seymour Skinner, Edna Krabappel
• Odd Friendship: Perry the Platypus, Moe Szyslak
• Rivals: Rei Furuya/Tooru Amuro/Bourbon
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Captain Jack Sparrow, Bardock and his Saiyan platoon, L and Near
• Enemies: The Black Organization (especially Gin), James Moriarty, SHOCKER, Light Yagami, Teru Mikami, the Joker, Johan Liebert, Giovanni and Team Rocket, Littlefinger, Muruta Azrael
• Commonality Connection: Char Aznable
• Protective of: Ai Haibara
• Respects: Sherlock Holmes, Toriko and Komatsu, Lacus Clyne, Grand Admiral Thrawn (however grudgingly)
• Opposes: King Cold, Agatha Trunchbull, Fused Zamasu, Gilbert Durandal, Dolores Umbridge, YHVH, Metatron, Frieza, Annie Leonhart
• Annoyed by: Denzel Crocker
• On Speaking Terms with: Most of the good-aligned deities of the House of Law and Justice, the Men In Black, Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger (especially Don), Nick Fury, the GUAG Robot War Division, as well as the Halls of Medical Miscellaneous
• Pities: Tomoko Kuroki, Misa Amane
• Fears^note somewhat...: The Weeping Angels
• Conflicting Opinion: Kaito Kid
• The Black Organization has been gaining a lot of momentum in the Pantheon, and they just got ascended. To combat their growing danger, Kir and Bourbon (sleeper agents in the Organization) proposed that Shuichi Akai, one of Kir's heralds, be ascended. This is because Akai is one of the greatest threats to the Organization's survival known as a Silver Bullet, and represents one of the Organization's greatest failures.
• A British American of Japanese descent, Shuichi Akai was one of the first FBI agents to infiltrate the Organization. He forged a close relationship with low-ranking member Akemi Miyano to gain valuable intel for his superiors, but this transitioned into a full-on romance. Inevitably, his true allegiance was discovered and he was promptly targetted after a botched attempt by the FBI to capture Gin.
  • On the run from the Organization, he became a lone wolf keeping track of their plans and operations. When he willingly gave his life to help fellow agent Kir in a test of her loyalty to the Organization, he was believed dead for a time. This was faked by the FBI with Conan's help. With a voice-changing choker and extensive disguise work by Yukiko Kudo, Akai was transformed into Subaru Okiya, a graduate student from Tohto University pursuing a doctorate degree in engineering. He has since moved into Conan's house (from when he was still Shinichi) to allay suspicions of the teenage detective's disappearance.
• Despite being an FBI agent, he longer has active ties with them, what with his facade as Okiya and all. There's also the fact that he is characterized as a loner who operates independently of his colleagues, with even his superior James Black usually being unable to contact him. His tendency to be emotionally distant and withdrawn can alienate him from others even if he means well. Even as Subaru Okiya, he does not make much effort to hide this social awkwardness, qualifying him for this trope as he relies on the voice-changing choker he wears to mask his identity, considering he shares the same distinctive voice as Char Aznable.
  • Akai and Char share quite the love-hate relationship. While they are very different in philosophies, their demeanours are pretty much identical, save Char's obvious signs of sociopathy. Both mask their identity to prevent themselves from being noticed (Char has long been exposed as Casval Rem Deikun), and are consistently The Reliable One of their factions.
  • On that topic, he also supports the formation of an investigation and law enforcement division within the Grand United Alliance of Good, since it would give people like L and Near something to do rather than languishing in the support staff. Has been closely working with Captain Alex to realize this vision.
• With the Black Organization's hands all over the place, false paperwork had to be drafted to justify Akai's ascension without arousing suspicion. The cover story is that he was brought in as a trainee instructor for the understaffed science and engineering department of the school, a fair point given that most other engineers in the Pantheon are pursuing more important endeavours. To maintain this image, Subaru is usually seen at the Academy conducting engineering workshops alongside deities from the House of Machinery and Technology. The teacher supervising him is Izumi Curtis, who has given very favourable remarks on his performance. The cracks in this facade are beginning to show since he has no apparent trope to represent him.
  • They sometimes go to the House of Fighting and Combat to spar, being more or less equal in skill. Wiz and Boomstick have reportedly wanted them to be on an episode of Death Battle for funsies, but Akai politely declined on the grounds that if it were a real fight, Izumi would win hands down as his fighting knowledge is limited to Jeet Kune Do.
  • Denzel Crocker, the teacher from the neighbouring block, tends to get on his nerves. More than once he has been forced to drop his meek behaviour and almost start shouting at him. This is obviously because Crocker keeps shouting '''FAIRY! GOD! PARENTS!''' when he should be focusing on educating and not giving students 'F's.
• Akai is one of the few individuals who know Conan is Shinichi Kudo. With intelligence on par with Conan's, he has come to respect the Kid Detective's deductive prowess and treats him like an adult. They both share a dislike for those who disobey the law and consider murder to be tantamount to blasphemy. Such strong language, but no, this does not endear him to the more law-extremist deities, like YHVH.
  • While he was on the run, he acted on a promise he made to Akemi to protect her sister, Shiho, currently Ai Haibara, a chief researcher in the APTX 4869 project. In her first interactions with him, Haibara believed Akai to be an enemy as she felt a malevolent aura from him, similar to that of other Black Organization members, but eventually discovered he was Good All Along. After assuming the identity of Subaru, he still watches over her and addresses her as 'Princess'. Of course, she doesn't know his true identity, nor that he is now the head of her temple's security detail. She just thinks he's a lolicon.
  • Ran Mouri, Shinichi's best friend and now girlfriend reminds Akai of Akemi. Let's just say his first meeting with her as Subaru was...errr.... Now that he is in the Pantheon, he is a silent Shipper on Deck for the two of them.
  • Hardly interacts with his fellow sleeper agents, since that would be a dead giveaway for both sides. A good thing too, since Bourbon (aka Rei Furuya) blames him for the death of his partner Hiromitsu Morofushi/Scotch, who killed himself thinking Akai was going to expose his subterfuge, not knowing that Akai was simultaneously an FBI spy. He has silently made sure not to tell his fellow agents of Rei's true identity to avoid having to confront him, since Rei has a pronounced distaste for the FBI and CIA. The last time they both met in person (without disguises), they had a big fight. In addition to this, Rei seeks to turn Akai in to the Organization to raise his rank and get close to the Boss for the sake of feeding more valuable information back to the PSB (Public Security Bureau).
  • With the Akai family increasingly a big player in the war against the Organization, he has brought them in as heralds instead of having his fellow FBI agents transferred from Kir. While Mary (the mother),being a victim of APTX 4869, is confined to his temple, his sister Masumi and brother Shukichi can usually be seen outside, Masumi in the Elysium Academy and Shukichi trying to introduce shogi to the House of Gaming.
  • After a lot of intense negotiation, his girlfriend Akemi was also made his herald. While fearful of the Organization's wrath if they discovered she was alive again, her love for Akai has prevailed and she had her first real date with him at the House of Romance. She currently serves as his teacher's assistant, with a blonde wig and a voice choker much like him. She hides her presence from her sister so as not to jeopardize her location to the Organization.
  • Akai doesn't know master thief Kaito Kid's true identity of Kaito Kuroba, but has managed to discern his motivation of stopping the mysterious group responsible for his father's death from getting the Pandora Gem by stealing every one he can find. Since they are the Black Organization's high priests, he tolerates Kid's existence for now, but remains aloof in his presence.
• He despises the Black Organization on a personal level, especially the morally bankrupt Gin for killing his girlfriend. Gin is typically dismissive of Akai as a threat, but that's par for the course. Vermouth is the only one who takes him seriously and is wary of his possible survival, given all the deities in the Pantheon that have been revived from death in their home universes. To maximise intelligence efforts across the Pantheon, he, Kir and Bourbon have separate sets of contacts. While Kir and Bourbon deal with governments and detectives, Akai takes the more exotic route, with various random deities serving as his informants.
  • Information tends to circulate readily in a school, sometimes to dangerous levels. Acknowledging this, he has become the Elysium Academy Newspaper Club's faculty advisor, helping out Tamie Nogi in picking up scoops. Acting as a chaperone, he is quick to chide her for risking her life several times to get a good story, and ensures she doesn't go near the Houses of Hatred and Rancor, Madness and Insanity, Slaughter, Revenge and Retribution, and Villainy, since most of the deities there would atomize her if she were to start digging into their secrets.
  • Aside from Captain Alex, Jack Sparrow has an interesting dynamic with him. When he meets with Akai to share 'valuable' intelligence, it turns out to be word-of-mouth information that sounds absolutely ridiculous. That and his constant references to sea turtles for some reason. Even so, Jack has helped smuggle narcotics from the Organization on occasion, as well as the occasional rum. Moe Szyslak enjoys his company too, though he probably is exasperated at the amounts of bourbon Akai orders at times.
  • Believes Perry the Platypus deserves kudos for being able to fool everybody with just a fedora. The extensive disguise work on him as Subaru is nowhere near his level. O.W.C.A. (on the recommendation of Carl) has kindly offered its resources to help him with the Black Organization, but espionage-wise, he wants to work alone.
  • Given the revelation that the Black Organization is in league with the Frieza Force for alien munitions and supplies, via retired leader King Cold, Akai has formed relations with Bardock. He isn't impressed by the Saiyan's utter bloodlust and desire for revenge against Frieza harming his otherwise sound judgement.
• Unlike Conan, he did not get reduced to a stammering mess when he met Sherlock Holmes, his idol. When they both separately investigated James Moriarty's involvement in the Organization as 'Smirnoff', they had a chance meeting at his latest crime scene. Holmes immediately noticed that Subaru's less-than-sociable demeanour and meek personality masked an individual deeply interested in him. As much as the great detective treats him like a fanboy, he genuinely respects Akai's wit and talent at a great many things and looks forward to helping him catch Moriarty.
• To be more in the thick of the action (without compromising his true identity) he has considered becoming a member of the GUAG Intelligence Division to monitor the Organization's allies in the Grand United Alliance of Evil. By default, he is thus good friends with reconnaisance agents James Bond (also a role model of his), and Ahsoka Tano.
• Things progressed very fast upon hearing of Gin's personal dealings with some of anime's most immoral deities in the Pantheon. The many superpowered deities Gin has tried to capture for the Organization's uses immediately jumped at the chance to work with the supposed legendary 'Silver Bullet'. They form a majority of his retinue of allies.
  • Became an ally of Dr. Tenma over their shared opposition to cold-blooded murderer Johan Liebert. Akai is incredulous at how an ordinary man can be so nihilistic and wants to be the last one standing at the end of the world to satisfy his own beliefs and eventually the perfect suicide. The only thing Akai hates more than outright murder is Johan's trademark act: pushing people to suicide or corrupting or condemning them to despair. Wonders if the Black Organization has a program similar to Kinderheim 511.
  • Is more divided on Gin's (other) closest partner, Esdeath. The havoc they have been able to unleash upon their enemies is unimaginable, and one shudders to think what she would do to Akai should his true identity be exposed. More than once Akai has stumbled upon the scene of one of her kills, with frozen corpses everywhere. Probably based on this, he despises the Grand United Alliance of Chaos more than the Organization's sponsors, the Grand United Alliance of Evil. Especially Petyr Baelish, a master manipulator who orchestrates events to elevate his position at the expense of innocent lives. While Akai admits to charting plans without much care for his FBI colleagues, there are moral lines he would never cross.
  • Kazuto Kirigaya has begun sharing his knowledge of mechatronics with him to defeat Nobuyuki Sugou, a technology liaison to the Organization. Like always with Sugou, Akai sees the Fairy King as a major pervert to his fiancé Asuna who should be put in jail for good. That Sugou is also an employed member of SHOCKER, the primary evil-aligned scientific employer in the Pantheon along with HYDRA, only increases his worry about how Sugou's mind control projects could result in.
  • The sudden mass production of quinques (weapons produced from a ghoul's kakuhou) by the Organization drove him to enter Touka Kirishima's temple (the cafe re:) as Subaru to introduce himself and ask some questions regarding the Defense of Tokyo. Is considering acquiring a quinque from Kir so he can confront ghoul members of the Organization, but fears that would alienate him from Kaneki and Touka given their memories of the CCG. Doesn't matter anyway. Ever since both were captured by the BO and experimented on, his relationship with Kaneki has soured.
  • Like with Sherlock Holmes, he admires Sokichi Narumi for his sheer grit in saving others even if he didn't know them well (like with Philip) and consoles his successor Shotaro. Philip repeatedly comments on Akai's apparent lack of sleep and in typically Philip fashion, nonchalantly pesters him to relax a bit and stop being paranoid, as there are far worse threats than the Organization in the Pantheon. Akai takes it in stride though. He greatly values Philip's connection to the Gaia Library as a useful source of information as well as a kindred spirit due to his near lack of social skills (but not empathy).
  • Denounces the Death Note as one of the most despicable methods of murder in the entire Pantheon, and Light's utter god complex disgusts him, with his desire to wipe out crime as a useless excuse. Similarly hates Teru Mikami being more fanatical than Light, killing people for mere laziness. Isn't so antagonistic towards Misa Amane, since her loyalty to Kira is more of an unhealthy obsession.
  • Akai helped FBI agent Norman Jayden out of a tight spot when the man stumbled on one of the Organization's Triptocaine warehouses and was nearly beaten to death by Gin. They now maintain a close working relationship, exchanging intel about their respective cases.
• On one of his many excursions to Organization hideouts, he stumbled on quite the grisly scene. The Black Organization was being handed a truckful of screaming children by a grey-uniformed military officer. Said officer turned out to be Earth Alliance admiral William Sutherland, herald of Muruta Azrael, who started providing brainwashed Biological CPUs and Extended pilots for the Organization to experiment on. Akai was utterly repulsed.
  "This is utterly repulsive. I've seen the Organization commit atrocities such as force-feeding drugs, kill well-meaning philanthropists, and of course my beloved. But to separate the young from their parents and force them to do such horrible things and slaughter millions on a global scale...this is the worst kind of murder."
  • As such, he has met Kira Yamato, Muruta's primary enemy to put a stop to his depraved plans. His Badass Pacifist behaviour towards his enemies, especially omnicidal maniac Rau Le Creuset. He similarly holds his girlfriend Lacus in high esteem as an equally proficient planner and politician and her desire to take the peaceful and bloodless path whenever possible. Via this, he has also forged diplomatic relations with the Robot War Division should anything more tangible happen between the Organization and the Mecha Cohort.
• Sympathizes with one of his students Tomoko Kuroki as an antisocial person, but to extremes he could never imagine. He can't have daily talks with her like her brother can, but he still puts in a good word every now and then.

Quasideities

Arthur Kensington Jr

Arthur Kensington Jr, God of Nerdy Nasalness (The Nerd, The Dork, Gary)

• Quasideity
• Symbol: His computer and Rubix cube
• Alignment: True Neutral
• Portfolio: Nerdy Nasalness, Fanboy, Surprisingly Good At Sex, Most Of His Skits Are Dreams Or Negative Continuity, Butt-Monkey, Exact Age Unclear, Shares Mascot Duties With The Chicken, All the Other Reindeer, Daydream Believer, Lovable Coward
• Domains: Nerds, Dreams, Fanboys, Nasalness
• Fanboy of: Many things, but especially George Lucas, George R.R Martin (they don't reciprocate), Boba Fett
• Abhorrent Admirer towards: Deities portrayed by Scarlett Johansson like Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Trope-tan
• Interests: Dorothy Haze, Panty Anarchy
• Interested in: Dream of the Endless, Shenron, Genie
• Allies: The Robot Chicken, Chris Griffin, Timmy Turner, Ned Needlemeyer, Brief, Comic Book Guy, The Angry Video Game Nerd, the Nostalgia Critic, Linkara
• Enemies: Rapists (especially Barracuda), evil genies like Desiree, Annie Wilkes, Ungalo
• Fears: Melkor and Sauron, Mongul, Freddy Krueger
• Avoids: Oliver Queen/Green Arrow, Daenerys Targaryen, SCP-990, Astolfo
• Annoys: The Doctor
• One of the major characters featured in skits on Robot Chicken is Arthur Kensington Jr, though almost everyone just knows him as the Nerd (he was also called Gary). He's your typical nerd, with a distinct nasal voice. Possibly narcoleptic, he often fantasizes and/or dreams about being part of whatever work of fiction he likes. Usually whatever he finds as "shooo cool" turns out not to be so.
• Because most his adventures in other fictional works were All Just a Dream, and has figured out how to improve them by having a Dream Within a Dream, he was pretty sure his ascension into the Trope Pantheon was just him binging the site. Learning it was real and he got to properly meet even more of his favorite characters had him squee, snort, and then bother Trope-tan over and over for his geeky hobbies and discussion about tropes. It's not a lustful attraction like his Celeb Crush on Scarlett Johansson and the ascended gods portrayed by her, but she does find it annoying.
• Because of how long Robot Chicken has been on the air and being a proud geek, he thought that the Holy Trinity was still a thing and thought Dream of the Endless is to blame for his fantasies. While this is true to an extent, it's out of date knowledge. The Nerd made the mistake of still thinking the Disgraces and the Wallbanger rant pages were a thing, and wanted to vent about stuff that bothered him. The Court of the Gods told him they were removed for being too vitriolic and he probably shouldn't harp on about it. He can still bitch about things on the Comic Book Guy's forums, of course.
• If he's not working on skits and promoting the show with the Robot Chicken, the Nerd can often be found talking with the reviewer gods in the pantheon. He noticed that they have had their own comical interactions with fictional works, though as part of the review rather than dreams (most of the time). The Nerd is a tad more obsessed than them though, and his greatest memory is riding George Lucas and meeting a tauntaun. Despite these flaws, he has his limits and isn't a bad person; he regards Annie Wilkes as a disgrace to fandom.
• He's also an obsessive nerd when it comes to George R.R Martin, and has been pestering him over finishing the books. However he prefers not to hang out with Daenerys Targaryen since in a skit where his "knowledge" over sex broke Drogo's dick. He doesn't want to hang out with Green Arrow either because he ended up botching the Knee-capping part of firing arrows. The Doctor doesn't want to bother with him because he only cared about the show because to fit his nerd credentials, and compared him to Snoopy. He might have better luck with the 11th Doctor due to being the biggest nerd of the incarnations, but more on swapping fandom stories than anything.
• Once roleplayed a Fix Fic where Boba Fett survived, went to Endor to kill Ewoks and got some from Leia. His fangasm could be heard upon learning they canonized Boba's survival. They prefer not to mention him. The Nerd gets along a lot better with Chris Griffin due to their mutual nerdy habits, and having the same voice. Another friend of his is Ned Needlemeyer, who he has been trying to help overcome his anxiety dreams; while many of the Nerd's dreams end in misfortune, the Nerd has become more savvy over time and as mentioned changed them to be more fun.
• Chris has suggested that he should visit the House of Health and Diseases as he seems to be narcoleptic. The Nerd is a regular within the Hall of Dreams and Nightmares, which is probably why he's especially terrified of Freddy Krueger. As Freddy is Genre Savvy about the brevity of death in the Pantheon and Robot Chicken, he has other ideas on how to torture the Nerd in his sleep. Some of the skits like the Ranma ½ one where the girl was morbidly obese with chronic flatulence have given him ideas.
• Due to his experiences with dreams, he's known to panic whenever he hears about Mongul getting the Black Mercy ready since he just knows if it attaches to him it's gonna suck. Mongul, of course, couldn't give even a nanometer of a damn about some nerd like him. Reading about the SCP Foundation, he's also afraid of SCP-990 since if he shows up in his dreams, it's an alarm. There's nothing suggesting it'll happen and he's likely been binging the SCP website too much, though given his existence in the Trope Pantheon means they co-exist among many others his fears may not be unfounded.
• His fears of rapists like Barracuda are more well-founded since in a number of skits he gets unwanted male attention. During his time traveling Mordor he ended up being made a "High Princess" by his cellmate. There's plenty of reasons to be afraid of Melkor and Sauron, but this bad experience has led him to be afraid of them for this reason first and foremost. The Nerd also keeps his distance from Ungalo as his Stand can force people to live out fictional character's lives.
• Because many of his fantasizes become a case of Be Careful What You Wish For, he has a disdain for the Jackass Genie characters of the pantheon and is smart enough to know never to make a wish in their vicinity. The exception is Desiree, but given her curvaceous figure it's because he's more likely to simp for her than avoid her. The Nerd is well-aware of the Benevolent Genie trope though, and he's interested in getting a wish from Shenron and Genie. He's made little progress, though, partly because he's an unatheltic nerd and partly because he can't figure out just what series with an ending he was dissapointed in to to be changed to his expectations.
• Surprising pretty much everyone, he's actually a dynamo in the sack. He once had a very good time with Westworld robot prostitutes; enough of one he ended up breaking them out of exhaustion with energy to spare. Dorothy Haze's attention was aroused^note heh, aroused by this, and so was Panty who immediately began propositioning him. His nerdiness and social awkwardness caused the Nerd to panic and stutter though, so he failed to get laid. He did make a new friend in Brief, though, who's similar to him in being the shy nerdy type.

Punky Brewster

Penelope "Punky" Brewser, Goddess of Tomboyish Voices

• Quasideity
• Symbol: Her Smiling Sun Clips
• Theme Song: Punky Brewster Theme
• Alignment: Chaotic Good
• Portfolio: Tomboy wit an Accompanying Voice, Badass Adorable, Never Gives Up, Was Adopted without a Problem, Heartwarming Orphan, Really wants to Find her Missing Mom, Has a Heart Marking at the Right of her Vest, Cute Bruiser, Is Rather Pretty Resourceful, Youthful Freckles, Suffered from appendicitis and is Afraid of being Treated, Only Known by Their Nickname
• Domains: Tomboys, Adoption, Family, Energy, Spunk
• Heralds: Henry Warnimont, Brandon (her pet dog), Cherie Johnson, Allen Anderson, Margaux Kramer, Mrs. Morton, Mike Fulton, Eddie Malvin
• Allies: Baby Bink, Dennis the Menace, Harriet M. Welsch, Mafalda, Momo Isshiki, Yotsuba Koiwai, Anne-Marie, Charlie Barkin, Madeline, The Baudelaire Siblings, Anne Shirley, Sara Crewe, Pollyanna Whittier, Heidi, Hallie Parker, Annie James, Kazuma Kiryu, Goro Majima, King, Thomas and Martha Wayne
• Opposes: Cruella De Vil, The Child Abuse Supporters, Rhoda Penmark, Charles Lee Ray/Chucky
• Afraid Of: House of Health and Diseases
• Being an orphan after her parents left her behind (father walked out and mother abandoned her and dog, Brandon at a grocery store), Penelope "Punky" Brewster was found by Henry Warnimont who took it upon himself to adopt and provide her. Thus begins Punky's experience of being an adopted child navigating through her life with her new family and school. Over time, she learns new lessons of life with each passing day and meeting new friends. That said, her greatest challenge happens to be the aspect of growing up, especially witnessing the departure of a friend, Allen Anderson, a Space Shuttle explosion and going through a medical injection for her appendicitis.
• Punky's arrival in the Pantheon can in the form of a trip that was planned by Henry. Packing up and departing alongside her adopted father, Punky came across a rather strange land that looked very different from Chicago. The first sighting that really caught the two's attention was a giant house with an open invitation. The moment they entered said house was what cemented Punky's ascension as she made her first approach in the House of Family.
  • That said, she earned the trope of Tomboyish Voice, which was a representation of her general characteristics. She took it with stride, though that meant the House of Family wasn't her designed House, instead being instated at the House of Quirks. Still, said House was a pretty exciting place to be in, given that Punky still gets to keep contact with her father, her dog Brandon and her friends as her heralds.
  • That said, some think she started to lose her tomboyish attitude when she fell in love with a boy six years older than her no less. Thankfully, said boy did see her as a friend, not to mention he already had a girlfriend and Punky came to terms with it. That said, while she does retain a lot of youthful energy, Allen's departure from the gang did make Punky more emotional afterwards.
• Although she does enjoy her time in the House of Quirks, she usually spends much of her time in the House of Family instead, given that it was the first place in the Pantheon that Punky familiarized with and where she can find others around her age range. However, she found herself quickly opposing the Child Abuse Supporters, especially given that they have no qualms about, well, abusing children. She does her best steer clear from the villainous deities as much as possible.
• As a result of her experience with appendicitus, Punky is terrified of going to the House of Health and Diseases and often panics whenever she is close to it. It's not so much the doctors as much as it's the medical procedure that Punky has to go through regarding injections. That said, Henry and her friends are there to make sure that Punky makes it throughout the day.
  • Oddly enough, it's how she became friends with Madeline. After going through a (self-admittedly) terrifying experience in her appendix treatment, Madeline approached Punky to comfort and reassure her that everything will be fine. It was brief, but Madeline's words were encouraging enough for Punky to bring back her positive attitude and have remained friends since, with Punky usually going to Madeline every time she attends for treatment. It also helps in that Madeline knows how much pain and anxiety Punky goes through, considering she herself had an appendix surgery.
• She made quick friends with Baby Bink and finds his antics pretty endearing. She does get very nervous whenever the baby makes his way to the House of Crime and Transgressions. That nervousness is mainly due to the fact that a Serial Killer once entered Chicago and Punky became very worried about Henry's safety. Thankfully, Bink's partner, a Pichu and a few others are always around to make sure Baby Bink gets back to his parents unharmed. Punky and Henry have asked Baby Bink's parents if they can spend time together on occasion, which they've accepted.
• Speaking of said fear when the Serial Killer entered Chicago, she found it justified when Punky heard of the killer doll, Chucky. With Chucky being far worse than most serial killers would dare to be regarding infamy, Punky and Henry have taken extra measures to keep themselves secured and protected. Chucky, however, would rather plan for bigger, grander schemes to satiate his own sadistic thrill. Whether Punky and Henry are caught in the crossfire is up for anyone's guess, though the killer doll would personally enjoy it.
• As an orphan, Punky finds herself in good company with others who have lost their parents, though in Punky's case, her parents actually abandoned her and she was found by Henry in a vacant building. She connected nearly instantly with Anne-Marie, given that Punky herself is a dog owner and that Anne-Marie can talk to Brandon without an issue. There's also Pollyanna Whittier, Anne-Shirley, Sara Crewe and Heidi, all of whom lost their parents in tragic circumstances, which Punky quickly sympathized under. She's trying to find a means to cheer them up and spend time with them, though the Pantheon's chaotic nature may make it rather difficult.
• Punky also gets along with Kazuma Kiryu and King as both of them are managers of an orphanage and take great measures to manage and finance it. Kiryu will often allow Punky to visit him every once in a while and even let her play with the orphanage kids Kiryu tends to. Similarly, King has decided to donate a sum of the money he earned fighting in the King of Iron Fist Tournaments he fought to Punky and Henry for additional support.
• As someone who not only is a dog lover but happens to own one as well, Punky vehemently hates Cruella De Vil for her obsession in wanting dog fur and her deranged approach towards it. Punky makes sure Brandon is looked after at all costs and Cruella hopefully doesn't suddenly see and try to grab him.
• Everyone refers to her by Punky, despite her name being Penelope. The reason behind it is that Punky actually hates her actual name, hence she prefers herself and to others saying her nickname instead. Still doesn't change the fact that documents and files on her would refer to her as Penelope, given that they're meant to acknowledge someone by their actual name.
• The House of Space and Cosmos is a polarizing thing for Punky. On one hand, she's excited to go to space and learn of the several space vehicles that she can ride on regarding that. On the other hand, she remembers all too well about the Challenger Space Shuttle accident and remains uncharacteristically sullen about it.

"Punky Power!"

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