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What a beautiful wedding.

Unsurprisingly, SMG4's videos are full of opportunities for laughter.

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Mario Waits For The Bus

While Mario waits for the bus, he plays "Mario Waits For The Bus The Game". He loses.
Mario angrily shakes the bus sign and gets slapped by it.
Mario doesn't know what patience is, so Meggy starts to sing about...but Mario doesn't have the patience for that either.
Mario's tantrum when Meggy takes her phone back. Does This Remind You of Anything?
Pwweeeeeeease wait with me desu UwU.
Meggy (with meme-worthy cringe face): ... Ok, fine, but never do that again...
- What makes Meggy's line better is that it's her "that's very illegal" catchphrase except with a nervous inflection.
The next bus gets delayed because a bear is attacking someone on the road, and Meggy has to point out that it's not Mario's fault this time.
- In fact, it's the same bear that attacks Shroomy...again.
Luigi has a dark meditation technique known as "Fast Forwarding Time". This gives him the ability to ascend into Youtube and drag the timestamp bar forward.
[Sees Luigi unnaturally spazzing out on the floor] "This is fine." [Watchers appear out of him] "Okay, I take that back."
To appease the Keepers, Swag takes them to the "One-Eyed Monster Carnival." ^*"One-eyed monster" means "penis"
A game in the "One-eyed Monster Carnival" involves throwing rocks at pictures of Zero.
Luigi visits a strip club at the "One-eyed Monster Carnival". His resultant nose boner pokes the dancer's eye out.
The "Spaghetti Carnival" (which is a small cart) turns out to be next to the bus stop. An annoyed Mario snaps his own neck.

Freddy's Spaghettiplex Security Breach

Freddy breaks in the intro because Mario thought his stomach cavity was a toilet. And not long after Mario gets out, Freddy pulls him back into the same cavity.
Mario isn't scared of Vanessa until she turns into Vanny. Why?
Mario: AH FURRY!!!!
Freddy tells Mario to get Roxy's OnlyFans password.
DJ Man does a DK rap.
Mario tries to use a remote-controlled S.T.A.F.F. bot to make a pizza to distract Chica, but the bot's too slow.
Automated Voice: How would you rate your experience so far?
Mario: IT'S SH*T.
Automated Voice: Great!
- Mario decides to take matters into his own hands because Chica already broke down the door. And Chica apparently stops because Mario was singing the song about putting pizza pasta on his cock.
  - Then you realize that Chica, a robot chicken, is eating pizza made with chicken.
"TAKE A MAP"
- What stops them? Mario makes a ReCATCHPA.
Monty's faces might remind you of Bowser's.
King K. Rool is Monty's dad. Mario beats him by letting the Map Bots in.
Mario versus Roxy. Mario tries to defeat Roxy with a microwave playing a video of Freddy shaking his ass. Roxy throws Helpy at Mario, causing him to crash. Helpy breaks his back upon crashing.
How does Freddy save Mario? Riding a Map Bot.
Map Bot: TAKE A F***ING MAP
Freddy still thinks Roxy's OnlyFans password will save Mario.
Mario fixes Freddy with a Map Bot.
Shattered Roxy begs Freddy to tell her she's pretty.
Roxy: TELL ME I'M PRETTY! TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!
[Beat]
Freddy: You're pretty?
Roxy: *heart eyes, then head explodes*
Vanny takes Mario below the PizzaPlex. Along with the Blob, we see some of the old withered animatronics, including Chica who says "pizza."
Mario and Freddy befriend the Blob by playing "Save The World." Mario's part is playing a triangle.
When Freddy tells Mario that kids will keep disappearing if they don't do anything about the PizzaPlex, Mario solves the problem by burning the whole building down.
- Ironically, that's one of the endings in the actual game.

All Mario Wants Is Absolute Power

Everyone has really odd things for their lunch; Meggy has a Dry Bones-fish, Melony has a muffin that spontaneously sprouts legs, causing her to scream and throw her tray, Mario has what appears to be a carton of bleach, Boopkins has a headcrab (which is eating him), and Niles (still known as "Bully" at this point) has a boot. Oddly enough, he doesn't seem to mind.
Niles: (chef's kiss) Delicious.
Meggy rightfully questions if it’s a good idea to make Mario Student Council President.
When Meggy mentions that a successful political campaign needs to be "aggressive", Boopkins interprets it as "threaten to smack people if they don't take a flyer". He tests this out on Winnie the Pooh^note, which works about as well as you'd expect.
Boopkins: (on fire) I don't think that worked.
Meggy's attempt to attract potential voters by talking like a Totally Radical memer. At one point, while she's spouting a bunch of old memes, a bit of text appears in front of her that says "pls kill me". And it works, nabbing her a voter (The Angry Video Game Nerd, of all people) who talks just as ridiculously. Meggy doesn't consider this a victory.
Meggy: "What has SMG4 done to me?"
You probably shouldn't trust a live broadcast to a deranged trash bag person. The result? Let's just say it looks less like Mario wanting to elect for president and sounds more like Michael Jordan wanting you to eat at Joe’s Barbecue and Foot Massage while Dwayne Johnson raises his eyebrow and JonTron twerks, all set to a rendition of the Soviet national anthem performed by an anime girl.
Boopkins is surprised that Melony is able to drive Mario’s pope mobile. She responds that she isn’t. Cue Oh, Crap!
Swag is rooting for Kermit because Kermit is paying him.
After the Bully calls Melony a baby for being too scared to go past Swag, Melony gets pissed and pushes the gas, but is only moving about six yards per minute and tips Swag over.
When everyone is voting for student council president on their phones, Bob is playing Flappy Bird and Niles is sleeping, his phone sliding off his head and onto the floor.
Mario gets burnt at the stake for trying to tax the poor to pay for free spaghetti. Meanwhile, Kermit delivers a solemn speech about the burden of leadership, and how people are seduced by power without understanding the responsibility that comes with it. Everyone stares at him in utter disbelief.

Uncanny Mr. Mario

Mario gets his best day ever after winning a spaghetti eating contest and reviving a trip to Spaghetti Island. And then it all goes to hell…
- Mario becoming uncanny starts with Mario dropping his fork.
We have a short sequence of Mario trying to escape from Mr. Incredible, kicking his balls in the process.
The second "best day" glitches out, with the delivery driver wanting his balls and Luigi flying Mario out.
- The Top Ten Numbers.
How does Mario defeat Mr. Incredible? By turning him into a weeb.
- The final thing Mario does to Mr. Incredible at the end of the episode has to be seen to be believed.

Mario Gets Into NFTs

Princess Peach turning into a Kaiju after Mario sells her castle to buy an NFT.
Boopkins and Tari's duel at the beginning of the episode, which culminates in Tari having Kaiba pull out a gun and shoot Yugi.
Everyone's completely unamused look when Mario is showing off his NFT and trying to sell it for $100 million.
The entirety of the duel between Mario's NFTs and Tari's Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Highlights include:
- Tari defeating Mario's side character NFTs by making Whimpu Simp for her Dark Magician Girl card.
- Winged Kuriboh with an AK-47 shooting Lanky Kong.
- Teletubbies.
- Matt and Exodia hugging and ascending to heaven.
- Bob saves Tari from Mario's Monkey NFT by right-click saving it over and over again, leading to an army of the monkey NFT delivering a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Mario.
Boopkins admitting that he thinks he's still kinda ugly even when he's not an NFT.
SMG4 addressing whether or not he'll actually make NFTs.
SMG4: HA HA HA—No

If Mario Was In... ROBLOX

Jojo and Dio are also in... ROBLOX.
How does Mario figure out the murder mystery? He asks what someone's favorite game is and they answered Among Us. Then Mario gets stabbed by the purple girl.
Oofio sending Piggy to Jesus.
- When Mario begs Piggy to help him stop his friend, she remembers and decides to leave through a wall.
Mario unintentionally reveals himself when he tells the Among Us imposter music to stop.
When Oofio has Mario pinned against a wall, how does Mario escape? He asks a random bypasser how he's doing, prompting the bypasser to ask how Oofio's doing, causing Oofio to look at the bypasser to say that he's had better days before looking back at Mario... only to find that he's no longer there.
When Oofio sees the purple girl Mario tricked him into noticing, how does he "date" her? Ask her if she wants to be his girlfriend on the spot, and the girl agrees, and they ascend. Mario rightfully calls them weirdos before leaving to do his own thing.
As Oofio and the purple girl ascend, the screen zooms out to reveal...Frankie, who played as the purple girl and goes off to brag to his mom about getting a ROBLOX admin boyfriend.

The Floor Is Lava

Why does the Mushroom Kingdom get flooded? Mario made a call to a "special someone" from hell to do it to make "the floor is lava" more interesting. And he can't call them back to turn the kingdom back because the phone tower was destroyed in the lava.
It looks like SMG4 would play the role of the deuteragonist, but then he unceremoniously dies within seconds of his second appearance in the video.
Fishy Boopkins' efforts to save people from the lava is admirable and is actually thanked by the people, but they keep on dying from having their flesh burned away.
The fact that Fishy Boopkins of all characters takes on the role of the antagonist as The Lava King.
Mario can't understand Steve's gibberish, so Steve pulls out a talking chicken to speak for him.
When Mario tries to drive a boat to the last crafting table, Fishy Boopkins summons the "demon of the abyss"... JubJub. Who is actually a threat, and Mario knows this.
Despite the obvious threat Boopkins had become, Mario doesn't give Boopkins the time of day to listen to his dramatic speech, simply dismissing him as "coo-coo crazy". In the end, Mario tells Boopkins to not worry that he's not cool anymore, he never thought that Boopkins was cool.
On the Meta level, the fact that between this episode and "Mario gets into NFTs", Mario managed to cause two separate apocalypses while an arc was developing is pretty hilarious.

If Mario was in The Sonic Movie 2

The fact alone that nearly all of Mario's friends, along with Sonic and Swag's friends, are now all on board with Sonic and Swag getting married while Sonic is obviously being forced to go along with it. And this is just the first video after a dark third act of the Revelations Arc.
Eggman steals the Master Emerald wedding ring and uses its power to... turn himself into Jim Carrey so that he'll get a date on Tinder.
Eggman goes through several incompatible companions before settling for Knuckles. When they're about to kiss on their date, Mario ends up landing on Knuckles and receiving Eggman's kiss instead.
Apparently, Sonic and Knuckles dated before.
Sonic makes an Among Us reference, to which Mario is not amused.
Eggman dumps Knuckles both figuratively and literally to retrieve the emerald from Sonic.
When Sonic is reminding Knuckles that Eggman dumped him to trigger an Enemy Mine, prompting a series of flashbacks of Knuckles dating Robotnik before they end with this blue screen:
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"YOU'RE TOO LATE SONIC! I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
Eggman's ugly ray powered by the emerald turns Knuckles into a Ugandan Knuckles. SMG3 promptly appears through a portal to grab him.
- Here is a list of other transformations caused by the ugly ray during the fight:
  - Tails → Yellow Foxy
  - Female Koopa → Sea Turtle
  - Old Man Hobo → Part 3 Joseph
  - Meggy Spletzer → Squid
  - SMG4 → Beeg SMG4
  - Yoshi → Tyrannosaurus Rex
  - Toad → Super Mushroom → Uhh... green mushroom tunic thing? → mushroom monster thing? → Mushroom Waifu → Bald Toad
  - Sonic → Sonic CD creepy easter egg Sonic → Baby Movie Sonic → Scout wearing Sonic costume → Obama wearing Sonic costume → Sanic
  - Mario → Ugly Plush Mario
  - Eggman → Egg
Amy's ugly form? A trashcan.
After reassuring Sonic that it's the inside that matters and they embrace, Swag asks for that "hedgehog bussy." Roll credits.
- Who knew that fans would make an exception to Sonic kissing a human?

Welcome to Mario Mart™

NO SPAGHETTI?
In an attempt to make himself lucky enough to win the lottery, Bob covered himself in various lucky charms and still fails.
Meggy's ID still shows her as an inkling. Yes, Meggy hasn't bothered to update her ID photo for three years. She's later seen trying to do so on the phone.
Meggy: "Yes, I changed species!"
Swag is apparently banned from buying stuff from the convenience store. Mario learns why after he cons Mario out of the store's money by trading it for his made-up "Swagbucks".
In this cruel, chaotic world, it takes going to the moon for Boopkins to buy a new microwave.
Boopkins: (explaining what he's looking for to an alien) It heats up food and makes this noise.
(T-poses, spins in place and hums)
While everyone else is preparing to face off, Mario decided to eat from a bag of cookies.
EGG.

The Mario Documentary

It's a nature documentary on Mario...but we have to give examples anyway.
The spaghetti coupon that Luigi gives Mario looks like a Fortnite gift card.
Mario searching for spaghetti in the mall.
Mario and the old man preparing for a dramatic confrontation... only for it to be a Wimp Fight instead.
David: What an intense battle.
The spaghetti...mating ritual
- The old man becoming the alpha male.
Mario camps out in a Starbucks and "fixes" Karen's face.
Karen: Too bad that didn't kill me.
Apparently, anime girls like Saiko count as a separate species.
The creepy predator, also known as Peach. After escaping her "children" and trying to camouflage on the beach by getting naked, Peach finds Mario and smacks him on the head.
Narrator: And just like that, the Mario's fate is sealed.
- Peach makes Mario do some chores including taxes. Mario gets Yoshi to do it instead, and Yoshi just lights it up.
- We are experiencing a rare event: Mario is experiencing Emotional Damage.
Mario attempts to establish dominance by taking off his clothes and primal roaring at tough guys. A very concerned Heavy gets him institutionalised.
Mario asking for supreme power from his local god. Deity Mode Melony notices him bowing and starts bowing back.
Narrator: Fascinating...what the hell is going on?
Mario manages to recruit Meggy into helping him by being as annoying as possible. Meggy's method of trying to get the Old Man to leave is by asking nicely, which doesn't work. Meggy responds by first breaking his wrist and then twisting his nipples.
At the end, Mario finally notices the camera, manned by SMG4 and narrated by David.
- Apart from Luigi, it's a bit funny that no one else notices or minds being filmed.

Mario Goes To The Zoo

Mario makes the mistake of waking up a sleeping lion by throwing a rock at it. You can guess what happens next. Even funnier, he turns to that same lion later on to help him save the day. The lion makes it clear he hasn't forgiven him.
- Beforehand, as he contemplates whether or not to throw the rock, we cut to his head, where we see multiple Will Smith clones slapping the Floating Mario Head.
Mario of all people taking on the Only Sane Man role in this episode as he tries to keep the chaos from escalating, all while questioning the logic of the situation.
Fishy Boopkins was integrated into the lives of the monkeys and became their ruler in the span of five minutes
- Even funnier on a Meta level, as we're just over five minutes into the video at this point, meaning Boopkins was captured the moment they got there.
The entire damn chaotic climax. To elaborate.
- Mr. Monitor’s attempt to stop the pigs ends with them disassembling him down to just his monitor.
Mr. Monitor: Dammit.
- Karen continues to be a Perpetual Frowner even when she’s about to be burned at the stake.
- Tari bringing in the Duckie Brigade. We see a bunch of Animal Crossing ducks waddle out of the water triumphantly, along with Scrooge McDuck just wobbling out like he's drunk and trying to defy physics. To say nothing of the goofy Fish Eyes he sports. Mario’s reaction to the Duckie Brigade makes it even better.
Mario: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?!
- When it seems that the monkeys and the ducks have the upper hand, Bob's pig army summons a gigantic Peppa Pig. Even better? It's primarily rendered as a player model.
When the sloth is filling Bob's head with good thoughts, several thoughts appear in Bob's mind. Swag is among them, and he asks what the hell he's doing there.
Mario's final words on the situation.
Mario: ...Don't do drugs kids.

Mario Does His Laundry

Karen instantly taking a liking to Jubjub due to reminding her of her 1,000 kids.
The entirety of Karen's chase with Mario. Highlights include:
- Mario knocking Alex into a washing machine. She begs Steve for help, and after a few moments of dramatic tension, shoves her into the machine fully.
- When the two pass by Saiko, her immediate response is to pull up a seat and grab some popcorn, while smacking a Koopa on the head to make them start commenting like a Spanish football announcer.
- Everything Mario says when trying to impersonate SMG4. It almost convinces Saiko and Boopkins.
Mario: LA LA LA LOOK AT ME I'M A VIRGIN AND I LOVE MEEEEMEESSS.
- SMG4's ID card lists his occupation as "Meme Machine" and comes with a note that "the cake is still a lie".
The laundry-cleaning gremlins who constantly shout "CORONAVIRUS!"
Just the fact that Colonel Sanders is voiced with voice clips from Dio Brando.
The absurdity of Colonel Sanders' plan. Because people get greasy when they eat KFC, he opened a laundromat with a giant washing machine in it and turned everyone who fell inside into laundry-obsessed gremlins for free labor.
Mario is left without his clothes, so JubJub offers him his shell. Mario calls it ugly, which earns him a smack from Karen.

The Cursed Tapes

The first thing that Mario does in the episode? Call out to Luigi that it's the time of the day when he causes problems for everyone.
Despite being chased, Mario has time to sass Phillip for doing the "appears wherever Mario goes" gimmick.
Mario wants to protect his no-no square.
While trying to get away from Phillip, Mario and Meggy encounter Toadsworth wearing a Princess Peach dress.
- Then at the end of the episode, where Toadsworth threatens to come to the viewer's house with a shotgun if they tell anyone about his secret.
Mario apologizes for doing the Club Penguin dance at 3am.
- SMG4 chasing a bowling pin at 2am
The glee on Mario's face as he films his own scary horror tape. In which Meggy scares and scars the monster.
Luigi pauses when giving out his last name, which is Luigi.
Mario's reaction to Luigi mutating into a blob monster uses a voice clip that's both appropriate and ridiculous at the same time.
Sweet merciful crap!
Mario defeats the corrupted blob Luigi by using the most cursed VHS of all, an official release of the Super Mario Bros. (1993) movie.
Who sold the Phillips CD-i to Luigi in the first place? Why, Morshu, of course!
The Phillips CD-i is apparently sentient and has an anime girl voice.

If Mario Was In… Disney

Sora dies by...tripping over a rock.
Mario holds up baby Simba because Mufasa needs to grab groceries. Then he remembers the simulations with the baby penguins...
The mess that is Mickey's Clubhouse becomes so messy (with Goofy becoming murder-happy) that Mario nopes out.
The "Under the Sea" segment where Mario and Goofy burns Bikini bottom...which turns out to be a hallucination via drowning.
The segment of Bambi...where Mario shoots a deer.
- The segment of Dumbo...where Mario shoots an elephant.
Mario and Bowser are forced to dance with each other by Mr Beast as a challenge.
The Pinocchio segment is a massive Take That! to Pinocchio: A True Story.
The Snow White segment is just chock full of Rapid-Fire Comedy.
Murder Goofy sneaks in as a Kong about to kill Mario, then Funky calls the cops and Mickey tries to talk Goofy down. All while Mario enjoys the "movie" with popcorn.
Mario takes up the role of the Genie after he accidentally "kills" him. He tells Aladdin to sing a song to Jasmine which he does... only to be sentenced to death for singing "A Whole New World".
Sora lives and falls towards Mario to get his Keyblade back. Only to fall more.
"They took my fu*** eyes."
After Mickey tells Mario to defeat Goofy with the power of light, Mario uses heavy Kingdom Hearts lore.
- The fight song (Attack on Titan Opening) and ending song (Simple and Clean) are both sung by Goofy.

DO NOT ENTER

Mario turns Saiko's stove on its side to use as a flamethrower. She tanks it and drags Mario into the flames.
Melony pics up the mic in mimics Bob's rapping for fun. Bob takes this as a sign that Melony is being serious about wanting to be a rapper when it's obvious that she's just trying to have fun.
- When Bob tries to get Melony to copy his lyrics, Melony ends up singing "Baby Shark." Bob later makes her sing "Can I Put My Balls in Your Jaws."
- Bob teaching Melony lyrics through Friday Night Funkin.
Luigi gets Meggy to clean up through a Parappa track.
Just the fact that, when we return to Mario and Saiko, we see Boss's health bar. The fact it goes away after Saiko slaps him doesn't clarify whose health bar it actually is.
Saiko and Meggy are both very mad at Mario, one for the door and the other for the mess he made. They then burn Mario at the stake and dance in front of it, but before that...
Mario: Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me sh***ing myself.
Mario's "review" of Kevin's School, where he gives it a 0/10 for, among sillier reasons like not being a hotdog, not having enough water.
- Saiko strangles Mario and Meggy stops her...because her hands are too small, so she joins in. Then Melony joins in because it looks fun.
The episode ends with everyone enjoying Saiko's guitar and Melony's newly minted rap skills... except Luigi who is the only one concerned that Saiko and Meggy are burning Mario at the stake.
Somehow, the episode was mostly a musical treat with full raps from three different characters (four if you include the ending).

Mario Games Be Like

All of Mario's previous games are revisited in rapid-fire meme format.

Mario Bros.: Mario has a concussion when he tries to defeat a Shellcreeper by hitting the platform below it.
Super Mario Bros.: Bowser complains to someone on the phone that they left the axe on the bridge, then admits that it looks cool before turning around and finding that Mario had already reached the axe.
Super Mario Bros. 3: Toadette is terrified by Tanooki Mario, screaming that there's a furry in her house.
Super Mario Kart: Mario flees the cops to Mario Kart music.
Hotel Mario: We get the scene from Avengers: Endgame where the last heroes go confront Thanos. Mario and Luigi join via the infamous starting scene of Hotel Mario.
Super Mario RPG: Mario ignores the turn-based rules of the game and brutally beats up a poor Goomba.
Super Smash Bros.: Mario tries to flirt with Samus Aran. It goes as well as one would imagine.
Mario: Hello, young lady- *gets blasted in the face*
Mario Golf: Mario, Luigi, and Wario are confused by the fact that there's a human original character in the game.
Paper Mario: Paper Mario crumples up as soon as it starts raining.
Mario Kart 8: Mario does donuts on the celling of Peach's castle while his friends look on. Bob goes to get the ladder.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man versus Mario. It's epic.

The Pawn Business

Meggy is initially uninterested in being involved in Bob’s pawn business and attempts to walk off the commercial… until Bob tells her that if they don’t do this, his hotel - where she lives - will be shut down. Cue Meggy doing the most desperate booty-shaking dance with the most forced smile you’ve ever seen.
It's hard to tell if Fishy actually put ravioli or "ravioli" in his can of beans, which gets eaten by Jubjub.
The sheer incredulity of Bob and Meggy's sale pitches and how their customers somehow eat it up.
As Meggy stretches her arm to grab a random item, we can see Bob babying his bag of money.
Bob's reaction to seeing Luigi's gem. More specifically, the gem is worth A LOT of money and Bob's going to have to give away the money they earned to take it off Luigi's hands, earning an Oh, Crap! reaction. Bob initially tries to buy it for a relatively measly $350 but is forced to give away a lot more so Luigi doesn't sell it on Amazon.
Meggy doesn't have anger issues. YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUES.
Bob putting a Freddie Fazbear plushie in Meggy's pocket, which she used to bribe her way out of jail, would be heartwarming... though in reality, Bob bullshitted the reason and stuck the plush in there to frame her.
Some of the sales: Gregory (which gets the Purple Guy booted out of the shop), the Youtube Remote for SMG3 (which is repossessed by Susan), a yarn ball for Karen, and a 0.1% coupon for Mario (traded for Peach's Castle).
After gaining enough money to reclaim the hotel, Bob doesn't bet his whole fortune again like Mario. He bets his soul instead.

Mario meets a demon and is shortly beheaded

Saiko has to wonder how Mario, Meggy and SMG4 suddenly suck when they were part of Darkest Hour. Mario explains they used auto-tune at that time.
All the band auditions.
- Tari is happy to have her duck audition. The duck, on the other hand...
My existence is a perpetual cycle of pain.
As the title states, Mario attacks Kaizo and gets beheaded. Though no one reacts as if this a serious injury, and in fact, Mario's pretty okay with it.
When Kaizo calls Luigi a pathetic version of Mario, Luigi has a sad face. Mario tries to defend Luigi but calls him stupid too. Luigi's face gets so sad that it looks like he's saying "seriously?".
Friendship Brigade.
Tari lies to the cafe staff that it's Saiko's birthday, prompting a very cringy birthday song. Kaizo falls for it and wishes Saiko a happy 50th birthday.
Tari throws a bomb at Kaizo, which turns out to be a puppy. He manages to overcome its cuteness, but then gets literally blindsided by Luigi tossing a wholesome drawing at him.
- Kaizo's edgy thoughts consists of emo Spongebob and anime otakus with katanas.

Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In Car Door

*sigh* Here We Go Again! AHHHHHHH
Transformers and Hank Hill does not like seeing that.
Mario asks Lakitu to help carry him away from the traffic. He ends up on a Mario Kart track.
Wheeler is unglamorously revealed to be Shroomy's grandfather when the former drives right into the latter.
Swag freaking out when seeing that Mario is stuck in a door again, remembering the alien invasion from two and a half years ago. He was right.
- Swag thinks Chris is getting boobie surgery when Chris claims it is only a general check-up. He was right.
Apparently, the military has been training intensely ever since the first pingas stuck in a door incident by repeatedly getting their pingases stuck in doors in uncomfortable ways until it's a No-Sell for them.
Swag agrees to help Mario as thanks for getting rid of the aliens...in the same way he would have removed the door had the aliens not interfered.

Five Nights at Freddy's Games Be Like

The Purple Man's reaction to his Spring Bonnie "cosplay" crushing him alive?
Fiddle-tee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot.
- Also doubles as a Major Injury Underreaction.
An anime girl does something offscreen to Freddy Fazbear's balls. The camera focuses on Freddy's face as he screams in higher and higher pitch.
Markiplier: Was that the bite of '87?!
The Nightmare Animatronics reaction to the meme-obsessed kid. The topper is how Nightmare Freddy deals with him.
Purple Guy replacing the animatronics in 3 with anime girls. The fact that said girls are from an infamous fan game take it over the top.

Mario Gets Lit

Teletubbies as a boy band.
- Anyone can go on stage. That doesn't mean it's a good idea, as Mario sets the stage on fire. But it's still considered a good show.
Meggy goes to apologize to Aziz the chilli merchant, then wonders if they met before.
- The chilli-eating contest between Meggy and Mario, with Meggy having such low tolerance that she dives into Waluigi's bath water. Or perhaps Mario doesn't know his tolerance.
The battle between Bob's DK rap and Boopkin's nightcore has Boopkin summoning a Toad Vocaloid, who kills Chunky with her voice.
A combination of rap and nightcore gives birth to Bobkin Core, with a video from DitzyFlama showcasing this.
Poor Luigi gets bullied because the guys pushed over by Saiko think he did it. Mario tries to save Luigi but ends up turning him into roasted chicken.
- Looks like everything ended well. Then there's Luigi abandoned at the other stage.

Mario Does It To Em

Turns out Mario doesn't have any other clothes in his closet. But he does have a skeleton.
The attempts to find Mario's style.
- First attempts include dressing him as a clown, a Roblox character, a samurai, and Jesus.
- Bowser's attempt. As you can guess, it's sticking Mario in the same kinda shell he wears, which is too heavy.
- Bob has Mario go for the hip-hop style and at first it works...Until Boyfriend shows up and absolutely owns Mario in a rap battle.
- SMG4 just dresses Mario up like him. And he's not amused.
- Saiko gives Mario goth clothes including a new haircut but Mario clearly doesn't have what it takes to withstand the edginess.
- Boopkins doesn't even wear clothes to begin with. Mario's response? Get naked.
- Meggy calls in Heavy Squid for some clothes from Inkopolis. How much do the clothes cost?
Heavy Squid: It costs four hundred thousand dollars
Meggy: Uh...Give the bill to Bob.
While most of the contestants for Best Dressed get big reactions, Bob just gets Chirping Crickets. And a guy who informs him about his massive bill.
Mario's clothes are admittedly goofy looking on him, though this quickly veers into Tear Jerker territory when everyone makes fun of him for it.
While everyone else at the award show is brawling, SMG4 and Melony are just chilling looking at memes.
Karen and Ankha using Toadsworth like a cat toy with the same bored looks they always wear.
For whatever reason, GLITCH decided to release Mario's custom outfits from this episode on the same day this episode was posted.

Mario Obliterates Minions

Thanos not questioning why Mario needs the Infinity Gauntlet.
When Mario is told by SMG4's spirit to Think of the Children!, he agrees, feeling that the Minions are "lowbrow, cashgrabby cancer" and that they must instead be exposed to "classier" work. As he says this, Deliberately Monochrome clips of some of the weirder and/or crasser SMG4 videos appear in the background as examples of SMG4's "high-class content", all accompanied by a kazoo rendition of The Star Spangled Banner.
Mario prepares to snap his fingers with the Infinity Gauntlet in hand...only to get interrupted by a bunch of Minions dressed as the Hulk, Captain America, Thor, and Iron Man. Aside from the hilariously bad costume designs and out-of-proportion looks, all of their attacks do absolutely nothing to stop Mario from getting back the Infinity Gauntlet, in fact, Minion Thor's own attempt backfired and turned him into a bucket of KFC which Mario proceeded to eat.
Mario snaps his fingers...only to snap away a nearby Koopa. He then switches the Infinity Gauntlet's setting to target the Minions.
Mario rests in a hut in a grassy wilderness when Felonious Gru arrives on his rocket to call his Minions to assist in stealing the moon. All he sees is Mario who fires a blaster at him and his rocket, causing the rocket to explode.

The Meme Games 2022

How does Mario get his friends involved in the Meme Games? By kidnapping them.
Mario being creepy in the "Don't Get Hey Stinky'd" challenge, especially with him whispering it to Swag with a rather-horrifying Synchro-Vox effect.
Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing in Shroomy's Shooting Range Survival. Too bad he came away traumatized from the latter's rapid-fire rocket launcher.
Turns out that surviving looking at Bob's search history is too much of a challenge for anyone.
Mario: If that's not illegal, it certainly should be.
In "Whack the Pingas", Bob's reaction to a pingas hitting him in the ovaries is hilarious.
- Kaizo's attempt at sabotaging Saiko by throwing Boopkins at her results in her retaliating by throwing him back and hitting Kaizo below the belt and whacking his pingas instead. Mario decides that it counts and awards Saiko 10 points.
Mario's not a fan of SMG4's moustache... despite it being exactly the same as his own. SMG4 pointing this out just gets him nailed with a banhammer for "copyrighted material".
When Mr. Monitor beats Saiko in a hammer throw challenge, she thinks that Jubjub won't beat her score. She ends up being correct... if only for the throw distance being judged from the starting line and not for the number of times the hammer flew around the world.
Kaizo tries to pin the tail on Donkey Kong, only to get caught and hit with a rap about being violated with a steel beam. Saiko's unamused expression as she shakes her torso to the beat is hilarious... and then Bob shows up with a video camera.
So you're finally here, tryina' clap my cheeks?
Well, not after my dick-breaking techniques!
Put your hands together if you wanna scream
As I fill your ass with this metal beam!
The "Don't Piss Off Karen" challenge. After Karen tells Bob that they don't serve burgers, only to make one for Jubjub, Bob turns into a Karen. When he demands a manager, Karen makes him explode by revealing that she is the manager.
The "Feed Kirby" challenge. Yoshi is trying to decide what to feed Kirby, only for Wario to grab him and point his butt at Kirby, then Wario starts rapidly shooting eggs into Kirby's mouth. Kirby then swallows every single one and let's out a huge burp. He demands more, and Wario drops Yoshi, then floats off. Luigi tries to feed Kirby spaghetti, which doesn't go well with Mario. Cue Mario eating the spaghetti noisily accompanied by a chainsaw noise as he eats. This results in Kirby inhaling the spaghetti along with Mario and exploding due to the latter's obesity. Luigi faints in shock afterwards.
SMG4 and SMG3 have to read Sonic fanfiction, and are so disgusted that they throw their guts up. Turns out Mario got it from Bob. Who drew some fanart to go with it too. Mario quickly joins in the pukefest. Appropriate, considering that it had him making out with Sonic.
The "Melon Eating Contest" challenge quickly turns into the Melon Hugging Contest due to Melony... politely informing Mario of her dissatisfaction.
- The sheer sadistic glee on Waluigi, SMG3, and Toad's faces as they're about to dig into the watermelon, which turns to bewilderment when Mario is forced to change it.
  Toad: I wish I were dead.
Waluigi loses the "Sleeping Contest With Waluigi" when Belle, Saiko and Meggy see what the challenge is and wordlessly walk out of the room, shutting the door behind them.
Saiko finds Melony by playing a metal version of Baby Shark.
"Mario's Gonna Do Something Very Illegal" ("Oooooh! Very scary!")
- The winner of this round will get 99,999,999,999 points... rendering all previous challenges moot, as pointed out by SMG4. Mario just ignores him.
- Bob's reaction to Boopkins' choice of weapon.
  Bob: You could select any weapon, and you chose a body pillow!?
  Boopkins: I don't like violence.
  - Not that Tari (a giant rubber duck) and Melony's (a bed) weapon choices are much better. And yet, they're all remarkably effective!
- When Mario is pinned down, he counters with an extremely-loud version of Baby Shark and uses Meggy as a bat to fend off Kaizo, who lands on Bob's face, causing him to spray bullets wildly.
  Bob: Ew! Anime man! GET THIS SH*T OFF MEEE!
- Apparently, the reason that Saiko's design changed when she took Kaizo's hand was that this act caused her to receive a power and graphics update from her game. Don't think too hard about how that works.
- Meggy offers to help Saiko deal with her transformation. Saiko seems doubtful, especially when you remember that Meggy forgot to update her ID after her own transformation.
After all that insanity is over, what's the "wish" that Mario offers? A dinky little toy car. Can you really blame his friends for chasing him with pitchforks after going through all that for such a crap prize? Not that it stops Mario from asking the audience if he should host the Meme Games next year (and getting crushed by said toy car being thrown at him from offscreen).

Clown Fever

Because the water supply was polluted by clown tears, anyone who makes a fool of themselves turns into a clown. But why isn't Mario affected? Because he makes a fool out of himself all the time.
Clown Luigi's half-hilarious, half-horrifying rampage at the beginning does a good job of establishing what the viewer is in for with this episode.
Clown Luigi: (places a pie on the table) And for my next act... (pulls Mario in from offscreen) VIOLENCE! (repeatedly slams Mario's head into the table, completely missing the pie)
When Mario finally gets his car to start working (by jamming a Keyblade in it), he zips away from the clownified Luigi, he immediately comes back to run him over.
Tari in her clown form singing "Always Running".
When SMG4 and Mario asks who's the biggest clown, Depresso points to the screen. They look at the screen and agree with the statement.
- Considering the times SMG4 pointed to a fourth wall which turns out to be an actual wall, some viewers might think that they're pointing at an actual clown.
So how ridiculous does the clown fever make you? Well as our heroes witness, their friends act completely random but then there’s everyone else whose actions reek of Damned By a Fool's Praise:
- Joining Twitter.
- Praising NFTs.
- And thinking Freddy Fazbear is hot.
How does SMG4 try to make Depresso a big clown again? Dress Mario up as a clown to assist him. Mario isn't happy with this.
Near the end of the episode, Mario acknowledges that nothing has been solved. A clownified SMG4 attributes it to not writing the episode properly.

If Mario Was The Last Man On Earth

The sheer fact that Mario, thinking everyone had disappeared, manages to do everything he wanted to do without anyone telling him no, get bored, and lose his mind in 24 hours at most.
- One of the things he wants to do is dump Mario fanfiction into a burning pile. One of the things he does when he gets bored is read Mario fanfiction in a burning pile.
When Mario dresses up some mannequins as his friends, "Meggy's" lines are woomy.
When Mario initially denies doing anything wrong, the computer has a silent but reasonable response.
Computer: ....
- This was actually enough to make Mario break and admit he messed up.
Some people may have expected a follow up to Clown Fever and the first part of the episode might have looked like it. Not only is everyone okay, but Depresso is also standing next to the first SMGs like it didn't happen.
As a delusional Mario plummets towards the World's Biggest Pizza, Bob simply gives a tired "ah, piss", resigned to what's about to happen.
The episode ends on a downer ending with everyone about to beat up Mario, complete with "To Be Continued" music.
- The only one who isn't beelining it for Mario, Meggy, is forced towards his direction because she's still holding an angry JubJub.

Into the Marioverse

This episode is non-canon.
After Mario escapes the pocket dimension, he warns Tari about the Marios. Her response is to squeak her duckie. Then, there's the fact that Tari didn't really mind Mario suddenly falling from a portal above her, happily greeting him and asking him if he wants to play with her and little Archibald.
- Then the portal opens, prompting Mario to run off while screaming "THEY HAVE COME BACK FOR MARIO'S ASS" (Voice clip: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!) and Tari from Meta Runner comes in to warn SMG4 Tari about the Marios. Then she notices Mario.
- While Mario is being held down by Meta Runner Tari, he screams the Wii Menu music, and then the Nintendo GameCube start-up.
- When SMG4 Tari convinces her Meta Runner counterpart to not harm Mario because he's Tari's friend, Meta Runner Tari lets go of Mario, who lets out a wheeze...before face planting.
Seems like there's nowhere in the multiverse where Mario likes Luigi.
Counterstrike/Team Fortress Mario is introduced with a voice chat of a childish whiner.
- While Mario is traumatized by almost being sniped in the pingas letting out a whiny Big "NO!" in response to regular Tari's "Woooooooowwwwww!" after Meta Runner Tari guns down the Counterstrike/Team Fortress Mario, the Taris run into the portal. Mario is just sucked up.
While running away from 8-bit Mario, the gang runs into Tari... the beta version after she saves Mario who got hit by a Koopa Paratroopa while Mario was jumping along some blocks while bragging that he was invincible (I AM INVINCIBLE! INVICIBLE! YOU HEAR M— (Gets hit by Koopa Paratroopa) OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!). This one proves to be an overly polite coward, proving she's a Tari when she asks the others if they're part of duck alliance.
- Once the Taris point at the giant Mario chasing them, it takes a moment for Beta Tari to process that before she screams (repeating h's). Mario asks if he can join in before screaming too (regular). She then switches to making dial-up noises.
- The chase scene starts with 8-bit Mario eating a Mega Mushroom Minecraft style. As he grows to a mega size, Mario yells "THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!" as the 8-bit Mario then starts stomping forward yelling "GET IN MAH BELLEH!" Then, Mario and Meta Runner Tari (who's holding regular Tari) jump past a Goomba who says, "Hey! I'm walkin' her—" before the giant 8-bit Mario stomps on him and leaves him flattened. When the 8-Bit Mario returns, he goes "Comin' for that ass, boy!" and then lets out another "GET IN MAH BELLEH!" in slow motion as he leaps into the air and tries to land on the Mario and Taris.
And the gang plus robot falls into another portal, running into yet another Tari... the Season 3 Skybreakers version. At this point, there's four Taris if you haven't kept count.
- This Tari speaks with a gruff pirate voice, only to drop her accent when offered cookies.
The grand reveal that the Grand Mario is actually Zuccerberg and his plan is to create his metaverse using the avatars from various universes.
Meta Runner Tari gives a rousing speech to increase the bravery of the other Taris. Though this increases the already brave Skybreakers Tari's bravery to the point that she just Leeroy Jenkins into the battle.
Skybreakers Tari: Let's kick some Italian arse!!!
Beta Tari trying to offer Chonk Tari as a peace offering. Is this our fifth Tari?
- A bit later, Chonk Tari is loaded up in a cannon with Beta Tari riding it, and Beta Tari has had enough.
Beta Tari: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION.
SMG4 Tari comes up with an idea to defeat Zuccerberg after the other Taris clear a path for her using the aforementioned method: by spraying him with alien repellent. Zuccerberg melts into a very small alien that still tries to fight, with a confused Meta Runner Tari finishing him off by stepping on him.
How does Beta Tari say goodbye after their adventure? By twitching to the Microsoft Windows shutdown sound.
At the end, everyone goes back home, the portals close... and SMG4 Mario is still tied up alone.

Mario Screws In a Lightbulb

The opening ad features Luke having some private time with his Animatez figurine.
The episode kicks off with Mario and SMG4 playing Supra Mayro Kratt. Seems like someone's avoiding Nintendo for just a bit longer...
It seems relations have been sour following the Lawsuit Arc, as Mario reminds SMG4 that the counselor wants them to talk.
Mario takes control of the ladder instead of Toad. SMG4 declares this is how he dies.
"DON'T MEME"
Toad kicks Mario in the pingas, represented by Robotnik's head fading from his crotch.
SMG4 and Mario manage to reach the lightbulb socket by stealing the cameraman's physics gun and moving Mario up. Too bad "the lightbulb doesnt fit, dumbass".
- As SMG4's command, Mario forces it in. Causing a worldwide power outage and spawning a bunch of Boos.
Boos: Good evening.
Luigi's reaction when Mario says no one called a ghostbuster.
- Luigi's ready to save the day with a Giant Super Lightbulb - only to be unceremoniously pulled into a portal by a Boo.
Depresso offers pingas enlargment pills to the Boos. He then uses it to revive King Boo.
Toad declares he has had enough being tossed around like a prop. Mario promptly uses him as the new lightbulb.
- Why did Mario use him as a lightbulb? Toad powered up Dragon Ball style.

MARIO BALLIN?!?!

Meggy thinks the contest is stupid and leaves, though is quick to chastise SMG4 for not picking her for the team. It doesn't help that Mario's one of the "strategic" choices.
SMG4 does not pick Meggy to be on his team on account of her small stature. Cue Mario making fun of her height for most of the game.
- SMG4 then realizes he might be in trouble when he looks over to who he DID choose: Melony's already asleep and Mario's choking on the ball. Fortunately, Bob has experience from prison.
Mario mistakes Boopkins for the ball, allowing SMG3 to take the ball and score. Mario retaliates by slam dunking a cheering Boopkins.
When SMG3's team hides the ball, SMG4 inexplicably appears with fish eyes and a Mario-like nose and mustache.^Note
SMG4: Wut.
The constant cheating among the players is acknowleged when Meggy shoots the ball, previously shot by Mario in the direction of the basket, into SMG3's hands.
Mario: HE F**KING CHEATED!
Meggy: Nope! I don't see a referee around here to say I did!
Referee Scout: Oh, uh, you're cheatin'!
(Meggy shoots him away)
SMG3: Damn girl, I like your style!
When SMG3 and his team rocket the basket into space, how does SMG4 catch up? By giving a cameo to Toast Guy (who he pulls out of Mario's hat), who Hulks out and flies off with the team and their basket.
SMG3 tells Michael Jordan that Space Jam 2 was better, causing him to hijack the moon. Mario pulls out a sign like Wile E. Coyote before they all go down.
Meggy trying to stop Deity Melony.
Luigi spends the whole game panicking whenever the ball is passed to him. We soon learn why when he channels his past to not only stop Deity Melony but also win the game for his team!

POV: You're Mario

Mario starts the video being attacked by a dragon until it accidentally throws him into Meggy, who defeats it herself. It turns out SMG4 wanted to do a Dark Souls video.
- Hilariousin Hindsight in that SMG4 has had 2 months and hasn't made "If Mario was in... Dark Souls" since it sounds like some kind of teaser
Mario claims Meggy's life consists of shooting ink and crying.
- Later on, when Mario starts acting as Meggy, and she says there's more to it, Mario realizes "Sorry, I forgot the crying".
Meggy does a bowling meme.
- And then when she beats the level, she does the dance from "The Pawn Business".
One part of Mario's life consists of making videos with SMG4. Meggy is AWFUL at it.
Whitebeard: Hey, uh, you said I'd be working with a pro.
Mario has to study for an exam Meggy has coming up. Rather than using a book, he brings in SMG4 to play an anatomy-related meme on his laptop. Even Meggy is forced to admit that it technically counts.
Meggy accidentally injures Chunky Kong, which SMG4 sees as a "Chunky dies" meme. Meggy saves him, ruining the meme.
- Then Chunky asks, "you saved me. Why?" SMG4 believes they can save it with a "Mhh, monke" meme, only for Meggy to outright say it's the right thing to do.
SMG4: OH COME ON!
All of the memes Meggy has to put up with, and SMG4 basically enabling them to drive her insane.
During Mario and Meggy's heart-to-heart, all the memes watch while eating popcorn, which SMG4 provides.
Mario driving off the memes by being stupid. Even Meggy can't help but join in.
"The end... of you"

If Mario Was In... Simulator Games

The opening of each simulator:
- Farm simulator has a “mothershuckers” joke
- flight simulator shows a plane flap like a bird
In the opening ad segment, Saiko complains why the Glitchy Gang doesn't get to beat stuff up and look cool in an anime. Tari is seen dancing to the Meta Runner theme in a corner titled "The Can't Relate Club."
When Mario tries to milk a cow by hooking up some jumper cables to its udders, the cow gets back at him by hooking up those same cables to his pingas.
Mario builds a successful city in City Simulator, only to immediately get bored and destroy it.
Microsoft Flight Simulator seems to be good for Mario until he runs into coins a la Super Mario 64, at which point he starts barrel rolling through them, sending the passengers (including Bob and Boopkins) tumbling until Boopkins crashes through a window, sending everyone flying through the resulting hole. As Mario sees them flying by (and mistaking them for birds), you can briefly see Bob holding a sign saying, "Mario, you idiot!"
- also, Mario nose-diving as if he’s going to crash, and at the start when he flies like a rocket; basically everything a pilot shouldn’t do.
When Mario starts playing Rock Simulator, who else would he answer to other than The Rock himself?!
- When Mario starts, he gets bored and passes the time by singing. The Rock, however, admonishes him by giving The People's Eyebrow so hard, he practically starts an apocalypse.
- Mario trolls Wario by saying Wario won't get any women while pretending to be The Almighty. What's even better is that Wario buys it. Naturally, this upsets The Rock as well.
- Mario wonders when rocks get lunch breaks. When The Rock says they don't do that there, Mario jetpacks to the next simulator.
"Doo yooh rhemnmmembhur vodka?" "spaghetti"
Heavy trying to recreate his shining moment from “End of the Line.” Only he’s not being ubercharged this time so it goes about as well as you’d expect.
Mario: Dumbath.
Mario is chaotic enough as it is, but once he gets dropped into Goat Simulator, all hell breaks loose. From eating lamp posts to beating people up to rolling around at the speed of sound, he does not relent. He even jaywalks!
Goat!Mario: I would roast you, but my mama mia told me not to burn trash!
Karen decides that Mario's too stupid and incompetent for any real job, so she just designates him "Chief Idiot of the Mushroom Kingdom". This makes Mario very happy.

How To Train Your Mario

SMG3 arrives from the Internet Graveyard for coffee because the coffee machine at his own Starbucks was accidentally blown up by a Ugandan Knuckles. Along with said Starbucks.
Both Mario turned into a motorcycle and the wheelchair-bound mugger crash against Aziz and his "Totally Legal Babishka" Stand
What's Corey's first line ever? Opening his mouth and sounding like a Nokia ringtone. Later, he's able to fly only because Zack told him he was a helicopter.
Karen: Not this again...
Zack doesn't care about Karen grouding him until she revokes his Roblox privileges. The same thing happens when Luigi grounds Mario.
When Luigi attacks Mario as a means of discipline, how does Mario retaliate? By getting Luigi to punch his butt, which he bounces off.
The fact that Luigi throws clean forks and spoons from a box.
How Luigi punishes his brother? What did you think? Stealing his spaghetti.

Don't Hug Me I'm Mario

The sheer fact that the puppets are having the role of a teacher and not being victim to one. The implication is that they apparently got fed up with this and decided to just teach themselves about emotions.
When Mario and SMG4 find themselves cornered by Duck Guy and Red Guy:
Red Guy: Rope? (holds out a noose)
Mario: ...how about a nice big cup of SHUT THE F*** UP? (hurls Yellow Guy at their aggressors at full force before running like hell)
- Right after, Mario is found hiding under a table by Yellow Guy:
  Mario (covering his eyes): I'm inviiiisible.
  Red Guy: (slowly slides up next to him) Pineapple on pizza.
  Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAA-!!! (Smash to Black)
The puppets force Mario and SMG4 to be their parents - with SMG4 as the mother, complete with a wedding dress.
There's something ironic about Duck Guy having a Tari body and Red Guy having a Meggy body.
The revelation that everything happened inside a McDonald's playroom, much to Mario and SMG4's mutual anger.

Mario Steals Your Liver

SMG4 claims 1-Up Mushrooms cure "whatever the hell the writers of this show want them to", prompting Meggy to glare (complete with pointed, outstretched eyes) straight at Kevin writing the episode at his laptop, causing him to hurriedly shut the laptop, knocking Meggy back as her eyes snap back to their sockets.
Meggy: I feel like I've just witnessed the ethereal plane...
Toad spends the first half of the episode exploding.
Meggy tries to feed Mario some soup she made. This being Meggy of course, Mario panics at the idea, and rightfully so given that her soup has skulls and tentacles in it. It leads to Mario moving the couch without touching it to dodge the spoon. Or rather, SMG4 does. It leads to Meggy accidentally nailing Mario in the eye with the spoon.
- SMG4 then gets shot by Meggy for interfering, and is sent flying towards Toad. Toad, however, refuses to explode again and dodges. Then SMG4 throws Toad forward, making him eat the soup, causing the third explosion that Toad wanted to avoid.
  Meggy: Uh... hmmm... did I put too much gunpowder in here?
After SMG4 rings up the Medic to help Mario, all he does is diagnose Mario with a missing liver and foot Meggy and SMG4 a bill for $1 million. His reason for not helping?
Medic: Do I look like I have spare livers laying around? I recommend finding a nice coffin for your boy there!
The first liver SMG4 suggests is one he got off of eBay from Aziz. The kind of liver you use for food (which gets delivered by means of throwing it through the stained glass window of Peach's Castle). Things only escalate from there. Highlights from Meggy and SMG4's replacement liver montage include:
- Meggy shoving the new liver into Mario's mouth.
- SMG4 causing a rain of livers.
- Meggy using a liver minigun.
- Mario's reactions to (and rejections of) the new livers.
Turns out Mario lost his liver when he fell asleep at a sleepover with Bob first. SMG4 initially accepts the excuse.
SMG4: No no, he's got a point.
Bob reveals that he sold Mario's liver to someone. An enraged Meggy promptly stomps him between the legs.
Bob: mY Ov Ar IeS!
SMG4's attempt to follow Meggy across moving cars fails miserably, given that the first car he lands on has him smack into the windshield, where an annoyed Karen knocks him off with the wipers. Cue massive throng of oncoming traffic.
Wheeler ingesting Mario's liver ends up giving him Mario's personality. And also his vulnerability to being distracted by Nintendo memes.
The ending. Wheeler has been put into an ice bath, implying that Meggy and SMG4 have already cut out and retrieved Mario's liver...
Mario: *kicks door in* HEY! MAMAF***ER! COME HERE AND GIVE ME YOUR LIVER!
Wheeler: *screaming*
* a watching SMG4 and Meggy share a satisfied fist bump*

Video Ends When Everyone Stops Watching

Take a close look at the comments of the livestream.
SMG4 recommends cursing as a means of getting SMG3 cancelled... but the worst the latter can muster is "Ass".
SMG4: Uhh...
Mario: You call that getting cancelled!? This is getting cancelled! NNNNIIIIIIII-
(a Nintendo ninja drops through the ceiling and shuts Mario up at gunpoint while disapprovingly shaking his head)
Mario: (terrified) O-OK, I'll behave.
SMG4 trolls SMG3 by telling him to do a pool stream, and Mario joins in by having him say, "Ooooh, will anyone give me the succ?"
Just before Mario arrives at Nintendo's office, Miyamoto is making Super Luigi Gardening 3, and decides to add mobile elements to the game: making the watering can paid DLC.
- Miyamoto’s apathetic reaction to Luigi crying.

Mario Goes Bowling

The bowling animations. They're what gets Mario into the sport in the first place.
Meggy is upset by her failure at bowling (especially since Mario of all characters is doing better than her), saying that she's never been this bad at anything before. Cue SMG4 remembering her attempts at cooking.
- The fact that she misses a lot, especially when applying throwing and shooting techniques from other sports. She doesn't miss when it comes to Mario's head, though.
- Before her training montage, the most that Meggy knocked down was two pins, and that's because she drove her kart down the lane...and crashed into the gutter. This makes her happy.
  - And the result of her training: 6 pins (after dealing 800% damage and sending it off very slowly). This makes her happy.
Mario making fun of SMG4 helping Meggy train.
Mario: It’s a me, Meggy! I need my training wheels!

All I Want For Christmas Is For Mario To FREAKIN BEHAVE

When SMG3 says Mario ruined Christmas by accidentally hurting Axol Jr., Boopkins tries to save it by singing. It doesn't help.
Mario wants Christmas music as part of his apology to Melony. When Kaizo and Bob initially refuse to let Boopkins sing again, Mario appeals to him with a speech - overlayed by some rather disturbing Christmas-related imagery behind him. Kaizo and Bob agree to help just to put a stop to the frightening background videos. Thankfully, it actually turns out to be a greenscreen set.
Meggy manages to weaponize her Lethal Chef tendencies against the Snowlem guarding Melony's castle, by throwing it some Christmas cookies. As it starts chowing down, she sinisterly adds "That I baked". Cue screaming glitchfest before the monster poofs out of existence.
The first time Boopkins sings, singing Jingle Bells, Kaizo uses cringe salt on him, turning him into a green ball. This is followed up by Bob saying “The evil has been defeated!”

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