Years: 2011-2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | 2024
Arcs: The Waluigi Arc | The Rapper Bob Arc | The Anime Arc | The YouTube Arc | Genesis Arc | Revelations Arc | The Lawsuit Arc
Movies: Meggy's Destiny: An SMG4 Movie | The SMG4 Movie: 10 Year Anniversary Special | SMG4 Movie: Revelations | SMG4 Movie: It's Gotta Be Perfect | SMG4 Movie: Western Spaghetti | SMG4 Movie: PUZZLEVISION
Other: War of the Fat Italians | Guards N' Retards | The Awesome Mario | Sunset Paradise | SMG4 Crew
Unsurprisingly, SMG4's videos are full of opportunities for laughter.
- See here for funny moments from The YouTube Arc.
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General
- This year introduces Mr. Monitor, whose intolerance for illegal activity and Speakonia voice make every scene he's in hilarious.
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Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck in the Door
- The episode wastes no time in giving us what we came for, as the door immediately closes by itself with zero explanation. What a way to kick off 2020.
- Bob’s plan is doing it the old fashioned way: yanking it out. The problem? Bob has swords for hands. You can probably guess Mario’s reaction.
- Shroomy's solution to this problem? He calls in "The big brothers of the Boy Scout camp, otherwise known as the military", revealing that Chris and Swagmaster are now working for the military.
- As if the very idea itself wasn't ridiculous enough, their solution is to blow Mario up with a tank!
- The dialogue in this scene makes it even better:
(A tank bursts through the wall, causing everyone but Shroomy to Freak Out, then aims at Mario)
Mario: Don’t touch my baby Marios.
Swagmaster: Wot. How else are we going to get your ham unjammed?
SMG4: Swag? You guys are in the military now?
Chris: Yeah. We decided take a different career direction for 2020.
Swagmaster: Ya, Swag n Chris, Soldiers of the mushroom kingdom. Protecters of the people. Saviors of the world. Collecters of women. Now hold still while I blow your dick off. - The sudden appearance of aliens.Bob: (Completely unamused) Oh wow, aliens. Great story SMG4.
SMG4: (His hands in the air) Yeaahhhh.... - During the fight between the military and aliens, Mario asks the others if they're going to ditch him. Cue SMG4, Shroomy, and Bob dancing away to the Spider-Man 2 Pizza song.
- Even better, a stray death ray from the aliens destroys Mario's house... but not his door.
Mario: OH! I'M FREE!? (Cut to everything razed to the ground... except the door that Mario's still stuck in) FUUUUUUUU- - The aliens use Mario's door to create a new weapon, which turns out to be doors that get stuck to every male's pingas. The first victim? Swagmaster.
- Swagmaster (having a much higher-pitched voice than usual) : CHRIS MY LITTLE SWAG WILLY IS STUCK IN A DOOR!
Chris: Oh, don't be so overdramatic- (screams as he gets a door on his own pingas)
Mario: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?!?!
- The aliens' new cannon shoots a door to SMG4's pingas, causing him to sing I Will Always Love You like JonTron.
- SMG4: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII— HOLY SHIT!
- It won't be a PINGAS video without an appearance by Dr. Robotnik! While Eggman enters the tank, the aliens shoot a door at his pingas-esque military tank cannon, causing it to explode and leaving Snake to lament his flaming body.Snake: Why are we still here...? Just to suffer? (cut to Snake with a door on his pingas) The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... (Swag and Chris' tank runs over Snake)
- After the military retreats, Bob checks on SMG4Bob: Bro, are you alright?
SMG4: Mah dick fell off!
Bob: Yep, he's fine. - After that, the aliens thank Mario for giving them inspiration for their weapon, free him and leave. They literally only came to harass the military.
- Shroomy asks Mario what he plans to do now he's free. Mario somehow produces an iceberg to to ice his member with.
- Why did the aliens come to fight? Because a day ago, Swagmaster kicked them off a ledge and into the ocean. While they were just enjoying ice cream. Man, he is such a badass.
Mario School Club
- The opening with the food club. Mario is confessing his love to a refrigerator.Mario: Baby, you are sex-ay!
- Everyone's reactions vary. Luigi, Meggy, Boopkins, Tari, and Bob are unimpressed, with Bob falling over, SMG4 headless and on fire, and Axol in a Troubled Fetal Position.Luigi: Mario please return our fridge, I want to eat dinner tonight.
Mario: It's not just a fridge... (Crying) It's my friend!
(Immediately kicks it away) - The grand debut of Mr. Monitor as the security guard.
- Mario's poetry club in seven words: "objects that I've shoved up my ass".
- Meggy's karate club has Meggy throw a dummy out and knock over the Crazy Raisin Lady...and Old Man Hobo thinks the dummy is his wife.
- Everyone's failed attempts at karate, such as SMG4's hand exploding from an attempted karate chop, Luigi exploding from his dummy crashing down on him, Tari hugging the dummy, and Bob, while being the only one to successfully strike down the dummy, accidentally cuts it in half with his blade hands and bemoans he is “too perfect”, to Mario BLJing the dummy and rocketing out of the room, hitting the Crazy Raisin Lady.
- One of the best is Axol, who pulls out the Inkweaver, ready to draw. Meggy then slaps it out of his hands, telling him to stop it with her head squished. This makes Axol sad, complete with Puppy-Dog Eyes.
- At Boopkins' anime club, Meggy goes "REEEEE" and yells at them because they learned not to touch anime from last year.
- The anime they watch is "My Gym Teacher's a Sexy Rhinoceros". Tari’s Big "WHAT?!" and face says it all.
- Said anime involves the titular rhino going on a rampage in a gym. Then she and Joker from Persona 5 see each other and fall in love.
- Boopkins then puts on Pokémon which is badly drawn versions of the cast set to the audio from this video.
- After the credits, Mario punches the television away, claiming they have been liberated. Cue basically everyone (but Boopkins and Axol) cheering.
- Everyone’s failed attempts to build a PC in SMG4 computer class.
- Bob somehow creating a Mac.
- Tari builds one successfully, but when she turns it on, it turns into Optimus Prime and flies away.
- Shroomy building his out of wood.
- Meggy instead simply hides in the PC calling it “Meggy’s box”, to which SMG4 says "You little shit!"
- Mario simply shoves everything he can inside it and somehow summons a Pride Demon with it.
- Which gets even crazier when Mr. Monitor overhears the commotion in the room. Hearing Mr. Monitor say that he'd "prefer not to tear any more anuses today" is enough to scare the Pride Demon away.
- Everything with Shroomy's hunting club. EVERYTHING.
- Shroomy attempts to re-enact Meet the Sniper but is interupted by Bob being rude and Mario scratching his ass with the barrel of a rifle.
- After seeing Shroomy snipe three animals in quick succession, Axol writes a note to himself to not be near Shroomy.
- Bob is told that he needs to shoot animals in the club. His reaction? Shooting Axol, an axolotl. Cue Oh, Crap! from Axol before being blown into the distance.
- Even better is the Bait-and-Switch that makes it seem like he'll shoot Fishy Boopkins.
- Mario litterally eats his own rifle, which promptly fires in his stomach.
- Tari trying to be a pacifist, genuinely believing Shroomy's lie that the "rubber bullets" are for hugs.
Tari: Come back Mr. Zebra! I just want to hug you with these bullets!- The elephant that Luigi and Boopkins ride runs away and cries like Peter Griffin after being shot.
- Shroomy gets a little too competitive during a shoot-out with Meggy.Shroomy: First, ya yeet the loli, then, YA BEAT THE LOLI!
- Unfortunately, the target that Shroomy stole from Meggy turns out to be a Lynel. And it is VERY pissed off after being shot. Shroomy notices everyone is gone, nervously wonders where they went, and is promptly attacked by the angry Lynel.
- During Tari’s board game club, the game they play is a chutes and ladders parody with no consequences for landing on spaces.
- Later on, Mario crashes in from the ceiling and asks Tari if they could play "Call of Cthulhu" instead. A tentacle lashes out of the box and takes Boopkins hostage, and everyone (sans Tari) is perfectly okay with it!
- Bob's Mystery Club:
- Bob's complete usage of the world "Mystery" in lieu of explaining anything. Mario even calls him out on not actually having an idea.
- Boopkins opens the box in Bob's mystery club, and the video abruptly stops and Bob comes in and tells the viewers the clip is... a mystery. Cue the table inside a volcano, everyone unconscious, and SMG4 says they'll never let them show that again.
- "Then they tried a bunch of other clubs but they sucked at all of them."
- Boopkins’ attempt of a “Friendship Club”:
Mario: Why are you gay?
(cue Boopkins looking very sad)- The ending, where they decide to have a "Lazy Club." Bob mocks Mr. Monitor, only for the security guard to break into the castle armed with a bazooka.Mr. Monitor: that's not very nice is it
(cut to the gang screaming in terror)
Bowser Loses Custody Of His Children
- While searching for his children, Bowser finds Obama in Bowser Jr.'s room for some reason.
- Bowser and Mario flying to the Child Protecc Services office to the Moon theme from DuckTales.
- Bowser tries to prove that he's a good father by showing a montage...which, unfortunately for him, is all the times he's abused them. It took a couple of slides before he burns the projector. Mario thought it was totally wicked though and asks for a Part 2.
- To those who don't really like Saiko, the fact that her first appearance this year is merely recycled footage from "My Mario Academia" could be somewhat satisfying.
- Upon Bowser and Mario's arrival at the orphanage (which was Mario's suggestion), Kiddy Kong crawls across the floor and gives them a creepy look and a threat.Kiddy Kong (in a dark voice): I will f***ing kill you.
- Mario kicks Baby Yoda, which could be funny to those who are sick of seeing him everywhere.
- Bowser and Mario enrolling in Peach's parenting class. Peach's first words; "You're here because, you're all horrible people" cause Bowser to cry and Mario to cheer.
- They're given the task of looking after pieces of produce used as simulation babies. Bowser gets a watermelon while Mario gets an eggplant. Bowser does surprisingly good all things considered. Mario on the other hand? You don't have to be a psychic to guess how well he does:
- The very second Mario gets his simulation baby, he eats it!
- Bowser getting ice cream for his baby while Mario pays with his baby.
- Bowser and his baby playing in the water while Mario for whatever reason decides to reenact the story of Moses!
- Bowser goes out shopping for groceries and Mario, we kid you not, sees all the produce at the stand and has a panic attack complete with war flashbacks!
- Mario throwing the eggplant baby into the train tracks and Thomas the Tank Engine hitting it and exploding.
- By the end, Mario's baby is on fire, and Peach can only respond with this:
Peach: You're a menace to society and I hope you never have kids.Mario: Thank you so much you piece of s***!
If Mario was in The Sonic Movie
- The video literally opens with Mario dreaming about dancing with anthropomorphic bowls of spaghetti.
- The recreation of the infamous "Uh, meow?" scene from the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. But instead of the two doing a Reactive Continuous Scream when Sonic says the line, Mario just blankly stares and then shoots Sonic with a gun.
- The reason Sonic's wanted by the military? During one of his runs, he stole a chili dog and accidentally caused a worldwide power outage. Mario responds with "Noice".
- And the way he did it was a parody of the "SPEED OF KIRB" videos.
- While at the Blockbuster, Mario and Sonic come across a copy of "We Bought a Hideo Kojima".
- Swagmaster's song about taking a shit.
- Mario makes Steve proclaim that his penis is the biggest, causing Swagmaster to attack him for having a bigger penis than him.
- Literally everything with Swagmaster and Sonic's Paper-Thin Disguise. Everything.
- The return of the security guard.
- The Wile. E Coyote-esque Failure Montage of Eggman trying to expose Sonic.
- When Eggman finally exposes Sonic at the end, Swagmaster begins a heartwarming speech about how it's not what's on the outside that counts, but what's on the inside. Cut to Mario sobbing his eyes out and Sonic looking disgruntled.
- During the speech where he basically confesses his love to Sonic, he still proves that he's not gay by saying "no homo".
- At the end of the video, SMG4 comes in and reveals the twist that Swagmaster and Sonic's "love story" is this year's Valentine's Day video.
Mario's Magical TV
- It starts with Mario literally watching pizza float in the ocean.
- "Mr. Hall Monitor's Security Cameras" features Mr. Hall Monitor emerging out of said camera and charging at Wario with a gun.
- "Eggman & Shadow" is pretty much the Real-Time Fandub of Sonic Adventure 2 as a sitcom.
- Literally all of the comedic, non-serious, simplified recap of the Anime Arc.
- The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse parody in which Mickey threatens the viewers if they don't answer his question.
- "Super Mario JoJo" features Mario summoning Bob the Builder to defeat Dio Brando. For maximum irony, he does it by running over him with a Road Roller.
- "Kermit goes to Pizza Hut" is a movie trailer of Big Smoke telling Kermit how much the pizza's going to be, who says he doesn't have any money, but he does have a particular set of skills and is shown assassinating Bert and Ernie to prove his worth. Big Smoke then proceeds to hang up once Kermit finishes his threat.
- "SpongeBob SquarePants Corrupted". It starts out like an average episode (aside from SpongeBob throwing Gary at his alarm clock and shooting Mr. Krabs), but then Squidward transforms and he has an anime-style battle against SpongeBob and Patrick. This part must be seen to be believed.
- Chris & Swagmaster's PSA about staying hydrated.
- The segment with Kirby on Rover's TV show.
- The talking Teletubbies plushies that shout "EFF" when you squeeze them.
- The Joker advertising the Toilet Grenade.
Lord of the Memes
- SMG4 creates the ultimate meme. What follows is their take on The Lord of the Rings.
- The fact that, before the events of the episode start, Bob and Mario were going to spend the day throwing rocks at old people.
- Bob acts as the Gandalf of the group. This bears repeating, Bob is the Gandalf in this scenario.
- Bob realizes the ultimate meme is too much power for one person and must be destroyed. Mario tries to shoot the USB containing it but apparently the meme is so powerful it can only be destroyed by one thing and one thing only: the ball pit at Dashcon!
- SMG4, playing the role of Sauron, is determined to keep our intrepid heroes from destroying his masterpiece so he summons his equivalent of the Eye of Sauron. The floating Mario head from Mario Teaches Typing!
- The Mario Head is less than amused when he finds out his minions have failed to get the USB:Mario Head: Oh boy, this-a makes me so PISSED! Fine, I'll do it myself...
(proceeds to fly while letting out a happy "WEE!"). - Boopkins' numerous failed attempts to kill Mario and Luigi.
Meggy's Destiny: an SMG4 Movie
- Has its own page here.
Mario Commits Tax Fraud
- How does Mario commit tax fraud? He literally puts down 1 coin and gets Mr. Hall Monitor involved.
- The tax punishments from a clan of Yoshis are no exception, with the Grand Finale being a Beeg Yoshi firing a massive spiked ball in the ass!
- Then Mario called Mr. Hall Monitor & this follows:
If Mario was in Animal Crossing
- How does Mario end up in Animal Crossing? By firing a rocket launcher...on the airplane he's flying on his vacation to.
- Mario going mad with power after getting the construction permit.
- The entire ending is very funny while Mario's running away from Doom Slayer.
- Especially Mario receiving another outshot from Resetti as punishment from murdering his brother.
Mario Runs Out Of Toilet Paper
- Mario is asking Boopkins, who's posing as a street prophet, why everyone is in a mass panic. Boopkins' only reply?Boopkins: BECAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE!!!
Mario: ...okay... - Mario tries to cut in line to get free toilet paper by trying to fool Mr. Hal Monitior into believing Mario is his father. Hal bluntly tells Mario his father is dead, and Mario promptly tosses a water bottle at him and books it.
- You'd think that with the title of the video it'd be about the coronavirus, right? Nope! Turns out it's none other than Papa John bringing about the apocalypse with Colonel Sanders, Wendy, Ronald McDonald, and the Burger King (A Heavy in royal regalia) as his own Fast-Food Horsemen!
- The Reveal that everyone is hoarding toilet paper is because it is Papa John's weakness.
Mario's Inside Story
- How did Mario get sick this time? He ate rotten spaghetti sitting behind his toilet.Luigi: Mario! NO!!! THATS PROBABLY BEEN THERE FOR AT LEAST 10 years!
Mario: (Already eats it, immediately passes out) - The reason Luigi went to SMG4 instead of a real doctor? He has a PHd in memes, which to him is the same thing.
- Mario's cells worshipping Mario as a protector deity for feeding them. Saiko declares it the weirdest thing she's ever seen, even taking into consideration she's witnessed Mario humping spaghetti.
- Mario's brain. It's punny, it dances, it's high, and it kicks ass, just like the man himself.
- Luigi convincing Mario's brain to fight off the parasite by promising to make him his favorite spaghetti recipe, which includes one bowl of spaghetti, ten jars of mayonnaise, a truck full of vanilla ice cream and a tap dancing old man.
- The ending. Once Luigi asks SMG4 how they'll get out, cue him going Oh, Crap!;SMG4: Uhh... about that...
Mario: Mario needs to sh*t
(Cue both Saiko and Luigi freaking out with Fish Eyes and giant heads)
The E G G
- The video starting with Tari banging flint & steel on a campfire, trying to start a fire. It works, and she herself gets set on fire.
- Throughout the video, Mario abuses Jub Jub. Which leads to him getting beaten up by Mr. Boopkins.
Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying
- Everything. Wario's Butt-Monkey tendencies are cranked past 12 here, as he finds himself repeating the same day whenever he dies.
- Boopkins gets attacked by a dog and an old fish man gets taken away by an Animal Crossing eagle villager. Wario's mocking laughs only adds to this.
- During the Death Montage;
- Wario eating spicy curry before getting nuked.
- Wario dropping a laptop on his foot. This somehow kills him.
- Wario choking to death on a pizza that he tries to swallow in one bite.
- Wario driving into a tornado.
- Wario falling down the stairs in Princess Peach's castle.
- Wario flushing himself down a plane toilet.
- Wario getting run over by Mario in a taxi while blaring a bass-boosted rendition of Coconut Mall.
- Wario accidentally kills Yoda with a lightsaber. When Mace Windu tries to arrest Wario for it, Wario does a cool lunge attack at them, only to fly head first into Mace Windu's lightsaber.
- Once Wario starts to actively fight back against everything trying to kill him, Mario (who killed him previously by running him over) shows up for a favor. Wario's immediate response? throw his spatula at him, beheading Mario. Not only is the latter still alive, he is completely unbothered and simply remarks he caught Wario at a bad time and will come back later, all while picking up his head and putting it back on backwards.
- The fact that the entire reason Wario even ends up in a "Groundhog Day" Loop is because he took the last scoop of choc mint swirl ice cream from a vendor, which Death didn't like at all. The kicker is that Wario considered this so pathetic that he actually laughs it off and shares this tidbit online, to Death's embarrassment.
- According to the video itself, the moral is “ice cream is bad for you kids”.
Meggy Moves In
- The Giant Enemy Spider! Cue Mario humming to himself like its an epic boss battle before squishing it. Then a bigger spider shows up...
- Mario stops the spider by showing it a picture of Meggy & her cup noodles. It's also funny if you know what it is!
- The gang steals a lot of furniture for Meggy's house after the spider attack. Because of this, Mr. Monitor comes to the house and sets Mario on fire.
Mario Is Cancelled.
- This is how it starts:
- Mario: Hello everyone! I'm gonna say the N-word! NIIIII-
Susan: THAT'S RACIST! YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!!
- At the end of the episode, it turns out Mario was just going to say "Nintendo".
- "I sincerely apologize...for the inconvenience of me NOT GIVING A FUCK!"
The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4
- The video's thumbnail features a reference to the famous "9 + 10 = 21" meme.
- The video starts with a Teletubby cop pointing a gun to SMG4's face forcing him to make a video.
- Shroomy and Bob teach viewers about the letter B. Shroomy shows various images, but Bob says the wrong "B"-word in them, such as "black man" instead of "bed". Shroomy snaps and aims a rocket launcher at Bob.
- SMG4 reenacting the Jack Black octagon segment. It's especially funny to those in the YTPMV community.
- Kermit's segment about emotions. The "happy" face example is Woody when he laughs at Buzz for falling for the alien trick engulfed in flames. Mario interrupts and tells him that he is boring, making Kermit angry and segueing into the next part of his lesson.Kermit: I think I better talk about being mad. *cocks shotgun*Mario: Well sh*t.
- The Cluster Bleep-Bomb Kermit gives as an example of things people say when mad. SMG4 and the Boo working the camera trade a look of absolute horror before SMG4 quickly gets in front of the camera, motioning to cut the video off.
- Mr. Monitor teaches the word "illegal" using a demonstration... ending in a bloodshed war. The Toad child at the end says he wants to do something illegal, and Mr. Monitor attacks the kid, SMG4 having to pull him away.
- Toad's alphabet song ends in him yelling at Toadette (who changed her name to Tina, apparently) for all the trouble she's caused him, causing SMG4 to Facepalm.
- This video is reenacted in Garry's Mod with Boopkins in place of the girl.
- In a parody of the "Sesame Street" Cred, Bowser invites The Joker onto the show.
- SMG4's song about the words "short" and "tall" ends up just insulting Meggy and Saiko's height. They don't take kindly to that and after the song finishes, attack SMG4 with flamethrowers. Even better, SMG4 is very clearly shorter than Meggy when they're both in the same shot.
- Tari's entire segment about stranger danger with Jub Jub being the kid, Luigi the stranger (complete with Pip-Boy mask) and Tari the cop. Her advice is the infamous Sonic Says PSA about touching.
- JubJub calls a Guardian Stalker to blast Luigi.
- The video ends with the Teletubby cop shooting SMG4 for failing to make a successful educational show.Teletubby: Well that was a load of shit!
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- Mario's idea of fixing the car is using Jub Jub as the spare wheel. Mario makes it about...75 feet before the impromptu spare falls off.
- Tari copying SpongeBob’s "IMAGINATION" Meme, saying they should do the right thing because they are "Good Beans".
- Just guess how Tari reacts to the livestock in the barn. This includes her hugging a chicken so hard it explodes.
- Tari setting free the livestock and rides out of the barn on a pig only to get run over by the other animals.
- Everything Rob the scarecrow says.
- Later, it's revealed Rob's actually a small creature inside the scarecrow, and all the weird corn phrases they have been spouting are recordings Farmer Steve gave him so he could speak.
- Bob and Mario stealing the corn harvest. How? Bob picks up Mario, pushes a the nut button on his butt, and Mario sucks up the corn like a vacuum.
- Bob smoking corn, causing it to be turned into popcorn, then Mario torches his face with a flamethrower, causing it to be turned into popcorn.
- Bob starting a small campfire and Mario puts the entire barn in as firewood.
- The chickens and cows getting into a shootout.
- Mario copying Slimecicle's infamous Corn jingle.Mario, who's in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn!
- Everyones attempt to fix up the farm.
- The revelation that Tari had her phone the whole time and she's the one who never thinks to call for someone to pick them up.
- And how she uses it:
Tari: It's time to call the one person that can clean up this mess!
Tari: Meggy!
Meggy: (throws her phone out the window) Ughh... 5 more minutes.- Mario is in charge of dousing the fires so he uses a FLUDD pack he found. He runs out of water and spots a firetruck driving down the road. His reaction? Make the firetruck crash, allowing him to siphon the water out of it.
- Tari calling in her good buddy Duck Pyro to help fix up the barn. His solution is swiping the supplies and materials from Ikea. After their Happy Dance...
Rob: Your ass reminds me of corn.
(Duck Pyro Screams Like a Little Girl and then punts him)- And later at the end, the barn collapses, and Rob's reaction is priceless.
- Bob is in charge of herding the animals back into the barn. He finds a speaker so he thinks he can get the livestock to listen by playing his music. It works...as in the animals explode in under 3 seconds and Bob dumps them back into the barn.
- The revelation that Tari had her phone the whole time and she's the one who never thinks to call for someone to pick them up.
Mario The Supreme Leader
- Despite saying It's a Long Story, it turns out Mario only became king 5 minutes ago.
- How he became king is even better. Mario showed Toadsworth the Wizard Rock, who created a portal in which he was sucked into. Cue Mario taking the crown, even calling himself "Princess B*TCH!".
- The Toads calling him "Mister Prime Minster."
- Mario dealing with problems in the kingdom.
- Bob tried to rob the royal treasury. Mario has a Chargin' Chuck break his spine. Cue Bob deflating as soon as Chuck does so.
- Somebody's poisoned the water hole. Mario takes a sip and a miniature alien pops out of his chest. Turns out it's because Donkey Kong's been pooping in the hole, and Mario has him executed by beheading.
- The black plague has been unleashed and everyone's getting sick. Mario uses Link's Gust Bellows to make them practice social distancing. Scenes include knocking a Koopa, Goomba, and Montey Mole through a door, interrupting Meggy and Tari's tea time, knocking Mufasa off a ledge, and blowing an airplane into the sun.
- Mario deals with the crop-eating animals by summoning a buff Isabelle. The animals see this and immediately walk away.
- How does Mario deal with a religious war between Long SMG4 and Beeg SMG4? He just combines them into a single entity, Bong SMG4, and asks the groups why they can't worship both.
- When Mario goes mad with power in the middle of the episode, the Communist Russia anthem starts playing.
- Bowser pretending to be a princess to marry Mario and become queen of the kingdom.
- It turns out, Bob's cage was unlocked the whole time.
- Mario announces to his subjects that the person who kills the rest of the main characters, who have rebelled against him, will be given Bob-omb Battlefield to rule over.King Bob-omb: Hey, what the f*ck?
- The ending. Despite it getting set up be a big battle with all of the main characters ready to fight him, Peach finally comes back, slaps Mario off his throne and takes back her crown. The gang, who were frozen in mid air during the whole thing, finally comes crashing down when Mario asks them if they want to eat spaghetti at his house.
- The fact that Crash Bandicoot is the Taxi driver.
War On Beeg SMG4
- Mario literally wakes up to Beeg SMG4 in the sky.Mario: What the f*ck is that!?
- When the news interviews Gadd, he has this to say
- Gadd: That's a huge bitch!
- And then Kermit (who is the newscaster for some reasons) freaks out and runs off when he realizes they only have three days.
- Link flying into the sky to the Moon theme of DuckTales.
- Meggy decides to save herself...by hiding in a trash can. She's still there two days later.
- Despite the whole world ending from the Beeg SMG4, Axol would rather watch anime instead, annoyed with all these screaming outside.
- Mario decides to lend his help. How? By using JubJub as ammunition for a catapult.
- While at NASA, Mario, Saiko, and Shroomy see a scanning of Beeg, with density at THICCCCC, a massive Waluigi Launcher, and the infamous Eggman pissing on the Moon.
- Saiko walks into this;Anime Girl: Are you seriously watching anime all by yourself?
E. Gadd: No, I'm with the science team!
(Cue scientists cheering) - How do they fight Beeg SMG4? Go to the Upside-Down and get a demon.Mario: Yeah, that make sense.
- The song that Shroomy sings while at the Upside-Down.
- During the montage set to the song, Mario pulls out a demon bingo list. Some notable demons on the list include Scorpion, The Devil from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Summoned Skull, Eternatus, Robotnik, Bubsy, and Sonichu
- How do fight against Beeg SMG4? Summon Long SMG4. Mario even faints from his summoning. The actual "fight" is even better; it's literally just edits to make Long seem like it moved.
- The ending, where its revealed that Beeg SMG4 came into being because E. Gadd used the actual SMG4 and Big Yoshi in the same ritual in an attempt to summon his own Beeg SMG4. After that, we cut to Beeg SMG4 turning back to normal, and realizes he's stuck in deep space. With Link on his horse still flying.
Officer Meggy
- How does Mr. Hal Monitor punish Wario and Waluigi? Make them watch Kawaii Mario (Mario dressed as Madoka Kaname) dancing to an anime song. It's so bad that their eyes catch fire. Mr. Hal Monitor later uses the same video to attack the Shy Guy Leader.
- How Meggy and Hal deal with things "illegal": holding Mario at gunpoint for littering, scaring Tari for feeding the ducks, and stopping an illegal meme transaction between Bob and SMG4.
- Meggy points out that Old Man Hobo is crossing the street, and Mr. Monitor kicks him into the sky in the style of the Home-Run Contest.
- Mr. Hal Monitor views electronic appliances as actual people.
- A blink-and-miss-it one has a Shy Guy going oof when he's knocked over by a door.
- Meggy kicks the Shy Guy leader into a microwave. At the end of the episode, the Mario bros. freak out when the new microwave Luigi got had the leader in it.
Mario VS Siren Head
- After Siren Head helps putting out a burning building, a proud Swagmaster proclaims him to be a member of his 'totally original' Woomy Fire Brigade. Cut to an absolutely heartbroken Meggy, greyscale and everything.
- Waluigi's Taco Stand returns in the form of a truck, and Siren Head falls in love with it. He proceeds to serenade the truck, which sets the whole town on fire. It works.
- While Siren Head is trying to seduce the taco truck, background images include a gas station pump, one of which is taken out while still pumping gasoline.
- After Siren Head goes off with the truck, Mario wonders where Luigi is. Siren then spits out Luigi in skeleton form. Who then informs Mario that he's been dead the whole time.Mario: Oh, you!
The Demon Among Us
- Fishy Boopkins exasperated "Aw man, not again" when he sees the rocket headed straight for him and Jub Jub.
- Apparently, there's an entire protection centre for Bowser.
- At the end of the episode, the gang is celebrating Shroomy defeating his Superpowered Evil Side...and then Shroomy remembers that Bowser is still burning at the stake. Cut to Bowser, who is still on fire, but now reduced to a skeleton.
SSENMODNAR - 3,826, 412 SUB SPECIAL
- The title itself merits some explanation. (Nearly) every Ssenmodnar before this was a subscriber Milestone Celebration. This one, however, was done just because there hasn't been a ssedmodnar in a while, so he took his current, completely arbitrary number of subscribers and put it in the title.
- "One day in Teletubbyland, Laa-Laa was EXTRA THICC".
- The fact that it's set to a horribly sung cover of Stayin Alive makes it even better.
- The mere fact that Hal Monitor as a criminal is hilarious.
- Mario introduces Siren Head to Slenderman, which is a parody of both SpongeBob SquarePants and Toy Story; the internal monologues for the Creepypastas when they're shaking hands in the first sentences SpongeBob and Squidward think when doing the same thing in Employee of the Month, and they then suddenly start fighting to sound effects and dubbing from the fight scene between Buzz and Woody. What makes this exchange even funnier is just how well it works.
- When Wario does nasty things to Toadsworth for not liking his brother's burger samples, the narrator from Mario Simulator returns to play the Game Over sound effect.
- Just..."marri0 maks spahgetti". You could practically taste the chaos of that bit.
Mario Scratches His Ass
- The very idea that an entire video is about Mario scratching his ass, and keep in mind, this is the first episode that aired that went back to the episodic format after the YouTube Arc.
- Speaking of a return from the arc, Swagmaster and Chris come back to narrate Mario's journey to scratch his ass, which Swagmaster says because he threatened SMG4 to give them an appearance as compensation for their absence in the arc.
- Mario using Jeeves as a buttscratcher.
- Mario making Luigi scratch his ass as a horrified Toad watches.
- Bob ditching Mario to reach the top of the mountain... only to not be anywhere close to it. He fall down and starts crying before being strangled by an angry Mario.
- Mario and Bob using an Uber to reach the mountain.
If Mario was in... Fall Guys
- During the door scene, Mario runs into a door and smashes Kingxaviara in the face.
- For YTPMV/OtoMAD fans, Ronald McDonald singing his famous rendition of U.N. Owen was Her?.
- The fact that the two main Fall Guys are named Bert and Ernie, as it seems like SMG4 couldn't think of names for them and they were the first names that came out of his head.
- Mario defeats the Evil King Ernie in a race... by utilizing the legendary Backwards Long Jump technique.
Food Wars
- At the start of the party, Boopkins tries to hit a pinata, only to accidentally whack Jub Jub. Boopkins' look of horror, as well as Bob subsequently declaring "Best party ever!" really make the scene.
- As the Pizza vs Candy war begins, Mario ends up believing it's a boys vs girls scenario, despite the presence of Belle and Saiko on team Pizza. When Saiko points that out, Mario has this to say.Mario: You're girls? *Saiko proceeds to punt Mario into a wall*
- This also implies Mario thinks Luigi, Boopkins, Jubjub, Bob, and Axol are girls, which is also pretty funny in its own right.
- Rob's reaction to candy corn is pretty much what Mario does to spaghetti.Rob: *violently humping candy corn* Watch me get this video demonitised.
- The ending of the video. Mario and Meggy call a truce after they defeat Peach together. Then Bowser walks in with Chinese food.
- Not to mention Peach turning into Saxton Hale. In a wig.
Stupid Mario 3 D All-Stars
- The sheer fact that Grand Dad is regularly degraded into a joke, despite his attempts to be as menacing as always, by Stone Mario.
- For once, Mario is actually cautious due to his illegal download making his Switch unstable... until SMG4 states that Super Mario 3D All-Stars has a new funky mode.
- Mario: OOOOOOOOOOH
- Mario idea to stop the Switch from exploding? Sit on it.
- SMG4 doing a Face Palm after the Marios conga line out of the castle.
- Mario having Jojo Mario shoulder tackle Peach out of the castle.
- Everything Mango (the Off-Model Mario model from "The Tari Abnormality") does.
- Mango: Mario's gonna do SoMeThInG VeRY IlLeGaL!
- SMG4 delivering a Dope Slap to Mario after being freed.
- During the big race between the Marios to escape the game, Mario Party Mario finds a strange green mushroom. After eating it, his head expands to massive proportions and he falls over, as Dr. Mario diagnoses him with Terminal 7.
If Mario Was AMONG US...
- How do the Crewmates replicate being voted off despite being on Earth and nowhere near a lava pit? Launch the poor sucker into space using a cannon, of course!
- The ghost of Purple trying to warn Mario who the imposter is. Then Mario sucks him up with a vacuum cleaner.
- "You shot a baby into space, what is wrong with you?"
- Mario immediately calling an emergency meeting because Red was eating.
- And when Mario tries to present evidence, he yells, "RED IS A STUPID COlOR!!!".
- The ending. After expelling the Imposter, Luigi shows up asking what Mario's doing. It ends with Mario and Green launching Luigi into space.
SMG4 🅴🆇🅿🅰🅽🅳🆂 His Brain
- It's safe to say the entire video is one giant funny moment, as SMG4 goes through a bunch of meme games thrown out by Shigeru Miyamoto.
- Waluigi Gets His Waluweenie Stuck In A Vending Machine Remastered: Waluigi attempts to buy a soda from the vending machine that gets stuck. His attempts include kicking it, shooting it, flinging himself at it, and humping it. After he does get the soda, the vending machine becomes sentient and falls for him, much to his horror. Mario walks by and calls him an idiot, only to see a door and remember when his Pingas got stuck on the door.
- Mario & Luigi Get Drafted Into The Vietnam War: Heavy forces Mario and Luigi to go to Vietnam, and Luigi is a sobbing mess through the whole thing. It ends with Mario killing everyone but a Boo with a helicopter, and then flying into said Boo.
- Kirby Does His Taxes 2: Kirby presses a button to file his taxes, and is rewarded with vigorous petting, presumably for being a good boy.
- Donkey Kong Brings Communism to Canada: The Prime Minister is bored because there's nothing to read and asks his assistant for ideas. Donkey Kong gives him the Communist Manifesto.Prime Minister: Oh these are pretty cool bananas.
- Luigi's Meaty Ass: Michael Jordan walks in on the situation and...Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.
- Luigi Goes to T-Mobile to update his data plan: Luigi forgot to delete his search history and exposes Whimpu to it, who is assaulted by the FBI.
- Literally the whole segment of Toad Shoves a Green Shell Up Luigi's Ass and Luigi Enjoys It at 7:59 AM. Seriously.
- Shrek Generations. That is all.
- Super Smash Bros. All-Stars Battle Royale at the Olympic Games HD Remix & Knuckles has too many:
- Charizard ends up shitting flames (though considering it's screaming about being on its period, it's possible that's coming from a different... exit point). Poor, poor Dark Pit.
- The Villager finally returning to do what he does best - murder.
- Kirby eats Toon Link and gets arrested by Chris Hansen.
- Mario shoots an Ice Climber with a gun, with Joker's "for his neutral special" meme playing.
- Pictured: Sonic's Final Smash transforms him into an edgy Sonic OC (Coldsteel with Marge Simpson hair). Isabelle says it's a demon and begins shooting it with guns.
- Crazy Hand default dancing. It makes him explode several times.
- As all of this is happening, Waluigi can only look in sadness as he is not invited.
- The Meggy Uprising: Viva la Resistance features Bowser finding various clones of Meggy with distorted Inkling audio outside his window and retreating to a bunker.
- Chunky Kong Gets Resurrected at Taco Bell: Ever thought you'd hear the DK Rap being used as a satanic ritual chant?Kongs: HE'S FINALLY BACK. HE'S FINALLY BACK. HE'S FINALLY BACK. H E ' S F I N A L L Y B A C K.
- Mario Sits on the Couch: Exactly What It Says on the Tin. IGN gives it a 9.1/10.
- No Weed: Bob goes into an existential monologue about life because Snoop Dogg was 10 minutes late to deliver his weed.
- Donkey Kong Ate Too Many Bananas and Now He Has To Endure a Severe Case of Chronic Kongstipation: Exactly What It Says on the Tin as Donkey Kong screams in discomfort with an Eye Pop.
- Captain Bup: Treasure Measure: Toad teleports around Hazy Maze Cave to the tune of the Mii Channel theme in search of treasure... which turns out to be just Toadette, much to his dismay.
- Eventually the games prove to be too much for SMG4 and he collapses to the ground dead... and then it’s revealed the entire video was a game Mario was playing: New Super SMG4 ODs On Crappy Meme Games Miyamoto Dumped Deluxe.Mario: Well, that was a load of s**t.
- Luke reading the game titles in his Shroomy voice could even be funnier than the segments themselves.
- Even before the video in the ad, we get a pretty funny moment where a nude Mario runs in on Bo while she's promoting the new Meta Runner season 2 merch, SMG4 chasing him and telling him to put his clothes back on. Eventually, Bo has to distract Mario with the new T-Shirt so SMG4 can tackle him. Bo's disgusted face after all this just sells it.
Steve VS Smash Bros
- The fact that Steve becomes Herobrine when his chickens are harmed.
- Steve beating up all of Smash Bros. is as funny as it is awesome.
- Against the four who accidentally killed his chicken, Steve casually catches Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch and breaking his arm, causing the latter to scream like a woman before he's slammed like a rag doll and launched away. Steve then flash-steps and knocks Kirby into the air. After beating up Pikachu, he then grabs Fox's tail and then pulls a "So long gay Bowser", launching the fox through several buildings before landing partly submerged face-first in a cliffside.Mario: Shouldn't have touched his chicken.
- Then in his second fight, Steve faces of against Link, who charges at him. Steve responds by planting lava in front of him, which Link falls into and melts, and Steve then floats off to the theme of the Moon in Ducktales. Steve then rescues Mario from DK, who threatens to shove a shrimp up his ass, by slapping him. Finally, he faces off against Samus and Banjo by dodging their attacks by dancing, with Banjo's only being able to throw Kazooie before Steve necks snaps him and then buries Samus in Obsidian before throwing TNT into it.
- In the third fight, Steve catches and breaks Lucario's leg, and then shoves a rock down Bowser's throat while the Koopa King is gloating, before groin kicking him into a portal and banishing him to Brazil.
- In the fourth, Steve scores a home run on Sonic before being ganged up by King Dedede and Incineroar. Mario saves the match by throwing green paint on them, and then sics a horde of Creepers on them.Creepers: (In Fishy Boopkins's voice) Hey, that's pretty good. HAVE MY CHILDREN!
- In the fourth, Steve and Mario face off against Roy and Marth in a cavern full of Zombies. Steve holds the Smart Ball for once and fights as quietly and slowly as possible, complete with him ineffectually "punching" Marth before the swordsman falls to the ground, claiming to be dead. Mario... just slaps Roy in the face, causing Roy to scream and the Zombies to eat him and Marth.
- Steve wins the fifth match by throwing Mario into Charizard's face, causing it and the Ice Climbers it was carrying to crash into a volcano. Mario makes it out alive, but on fire.
- Against the four who accidentally killed his chicken, Steve casually catches Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch and breaking his arm, causing the latter to scream like a woman before he's slammed like a rag doll and launched away. Steve then flash-steps and knocks Kirby into the air. After beating up Pikachu, he then grabs Fox's tail and then pulls a "So long gay Bowser", launching the fox through several buildings before landing partly submerged face-first in a cliffside.
- The fact that Master Hand has a pair of glasses on his finger is as weird as it is hilarious.
- Poor Mario being dragged along as player 2.
- After the fight against Sans ends with the two calling a truce, Mario shows up to join the handshake, much to the annoyance to both Steve and Sans, completely with big, marked eyebrows.Mario: We're all best friends!
- The next fight has Mario, Steve, and Sans against Shrek, Kermit, Hugh Neutron, and Jonesy.Hugh Neutron: Once I was seven years old I sat on a banana and well that changed my life.
If Mario Was In Meta Runner
- Casting Bob as Lucks and Shroomy as Masa may be weird, but that just makes it all the more hilarious.
- Bob in particular recites several of Lucks' iconic lines, but due to the abridged nature of the video, these lines have all context removed.Bob picks up Belle
Belle: BOB, WHAT ARE YOU DO-
Bob: tInTeD wInDoWs
Bob throws Belle in the car - Shroomy, meanwhile, has trouble staying in character.Shroomy: (ridiculously deep voice) Not so fast, punk.
Mario: Heya Shroomy! Nice hair you got there!
Shroomy: (regular voice) Oh, uh, thanks, Mario! Oh, I mean... (deep voice again) Oh golly-gee, I hate all of you.- It’s worth noting Shroomy doesn’t even bother with the voice after this.
- Bob in particular recites several of Lucks' iconic lines, but due to the abridged nature of the video, these lines have all context removed.
- The video itself can only be described as "The SMG4 cast speedruns the plot of Meta Runner". Seriously. A few examples:
- Tari smashes through several doors as she escapes the lab she wakes up in.
- Mario (as Theo) backwards-long-jumps through the entirety of his game (and Brazil), dragging Tari along for the ride.
- The car chase scene involves numerous bystanders getting run over.
- MD5's motivation went from "prove that TASCorp has amoral practices" to "release Bob's nudes on Twitter".
- During the tempest tournament, the Cuphead-inspired finger gun spell is first held by... Cuphead himself, predictably enough. Then it turns out the spell in this interpretation of the sequence is firing a pair of assault rifles.
- The wind burst spell is now the infuriating Gust Bellows.
- Bob rushing through the final scene with so much enthusiasm, any dramatic element it once had goes down the drain.Bob: Something, something, collateral damagenote
(Bob shoots Mario's cartridge)
Mario: Oh no, imma ded.
>Mario has left the server
- The opening has Swagmaster and Chris narrate again. Swagmaster calls Tari "Terry".
- The Reveal that the whole thing was Tari recounting a dream she had.
The Fan Written Episode ( 4 Mill Sub Special)
- The entire episode is sheer insanity, just due to the fact that it was written by the fans. It gets so bad that Mario and later everyone else acknowledge that this episode makes no sense.
- Mario: WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS EPISODE?!
SMG4: Don't look at me. This episode's out of my hands.
(Much later, after making a clone of himself by doing the PACER test)
Mario: But..but that makes no sense-
Cucumber: Don't worry Mario. None of this does!
- Each scene is preceded by Luke reading out a summary of it. All throughout, Luke is clearly struggling to comprehend just what the hell he's reading, and audibly cracks up at least once.
- Mario tries to get spaghetti into Super Smash Bros., and it kills Master Hand by using Joker's neutral special.You'll never see it comin'!
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- Tari, Belle and Meggy are carving pumpkins, to which Belle deems stupid... in front of Rob (who is a pumpkin scarecrow)Rob: Am I a joke to you?
- Rob's party dishes. The last one takes Saiko aback:Rob: Help yourselves to my party dishes! We got corn, corn flakes, pop corn, floor corn and corn porn.
Saiko: (clearly grossed out) What's wrong with you?... - Meggy congratulating Mario for defeating the Luigi imposter, which Mario didn't realize what it is.
- Mario using Meggy as a bat.
- The reason for the impostors attacking the crew? SMG3 paid E. Gadd to make duplicates of both his and SMG4's crews. E. Gadd was just about to put textures on them when he gets called by SMG3, who can't pay him after he got sucked into the Internet Graveyard in War of the Fat Italians 2020, prompting Gadd to toss the impostors into the dumpster. They didn't like that, to say the least.Mario Impostor: I DON'T LIKE THIS, PUT ME BACK! PUT ME BACK, I'M NOT DONE!
- The fact that alternate dimensions like the Internet Graveyard still take landline calls.
The Corn Trip
- Rob is given broccoli by Bob, who claims that it's drugs. Bob is offended, saying he's not all about girls, party and drugs before puffing it like a cig.
- Steve lights fire to his own corn farm due to broccoli being more popular.
- Bob and his Switch.Bob (With red eyes and playing intensely): OH MY GOD! YES!
(A game called Mario Sits On The Couch 2 is shown).
Mario: Mario's pingas is-a funny! - Rob trying to sell corn. Solaire says "it's not possible", the monkey behind the counter calls him a molester, and the old fishy lady straight up dies. When Bob tells him about the order, Rob is stuffing corn down Chunky Kong's throat.Rob: LORD ALMIGHTY BESTOW THIS HUMAN THE WISDOM OF CORN.
- To get his sleep while on the truck, Rob ties up Bob's Switch to the wheel so that he can drive. Naturally, Bob causes mass destruction while driving all over.
- Rob getting triggered by a truck of broccoli driven by Yodakage Kira and making it drive off the road. The fact it explodes by lightly taping a tree only adds the hilarity.
- Rob and Bob fleeing from bear police.
- Bob's Switch dying, and his reaction to how much longer the drive is.
- The ending;Mario: Corn? Mario's not paying for this. I ordered spaghetti!
Bob: Oh! You see when you said "spaghetti", I though you meant corn!
(Cue Rob's head exploding)
War of the Simps
- The first part of the episode is Boopkins vs Whimpu over who can simp the most for Korone. It's as ridiculous as it sounds.
- A notable detail when Boopkins realizes he spent all his money, he even poured in all of JubJub's college fund. Oops.
- "Oh no, I am out of money. How will I simp now?"
- Boopkins and Whimpu ending up broke when they try and get Korone to notice them on a livestream.
- Boopkins erecting statues and paintings of Korone all across the city, spray painting Obama's car, with him assuming he’s gay now, and trapping Toad in one. Notably, Toad actually seemed happy to see Boopkins, only for it to be ruined by him getting turned into a Korone shrine.
- Boopkins and Whimpu then fight each other using lightsabers... which isn't as epic as you'd expect. Saiko then walks over and slaps them with a massive paper fan.
- Boopkins and Whimpu's reactions to Korone being fake.
- Saiko took Boopkins and Whimpu to Band to prove their waifus aren't real. Then she learns there's a whole factory for making waifus and her reactions range from abject horror to questioning how this is even legal.
- Saiko defeating the angry waifus with a naked Mario.Saiko: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!
Mario: (with a comically Gonk-ish hyper-realistic face) Hello!
Waifus: MY EEEEEEYES! (waifus proceed to melt into nothing) - At the end of the video, Boopkins says he's learned a valuable lesson from this adventure... to stick to 2D girls only. Saiko just faints hearing it.
- This exchange:Bandy: Gentleman and… m'lady
Saiko: (rolls her eyes) - At the end of the video, Bandy realizes he forgot about his assistant, Beeg Jon, who has been captured by the Waifus and is about to be burnt at the stake. Jon is less than worriedBeeg Jon: This is the best way to die.
Cooking with Mario and Bowser: World Tour
- The sheer fact that after 5 years, "Cooking with Mario and Bowser" makes a return, and it is glorious.
- Italy is represented by Peter arguing with an Italian with gibberish.
- Bowser trying to make spaghetti. Mario naturally tries and eat it, only to be tied up to a chair and later shot at.
- What sort of Russian dish does Fuego choose to teach to Mario and Bowser when they come to visit? Pizza, of course! Even Mario was prepared to call him out on how obviously wrong that was.
- Bowser disturbed that Inklings eat bloopers (that are also squids). The fact his imagination is so poorly animated makes it better.Bowser: That is some f*cked up sh*t.
- Meggy's attempt at cooking ends with her dish on fire without even trying. Cue Bowser yelling DISAPPOINTED!
- The fact that Mexico is represented by a random clip of Sr. Pelo doing a Donald voice and then screaming.
- Somehow, Melony became Mr. Monitor's deputy partner.
Mario's Mask Of Madness
- The Mario mask, which makes anyone who wears it act like Mario (AKA a dumbass). Hilarity Ensues as Luigi, Axol, Mario, and Meggy have to deal with it.
- What sells it is the ominous music and camera-pans whenever somebody gets possessed by the mask, juxtaposed by the utterly doofy grins the characters sport. Luigi seems to be doing his best Mario impression with the mustache; Axol slowly turns to the camera(Meggy's POV) with a huge grin that looks like a kid who just got away with stealing from the cookie jar; and Meggy forgoes any Facial Horror, simply sporting a derpy smile on her normal looking face, with an added mustache and hat.
- Luigi pretty much lets everyone but Mario know something's off with him when he bursts in yelling "I ATE A BABY!" then starts dry-humping the air as he flips the double bird. Mario follows suit.
- After Masked Luigi freaks out at Meggy and goes on a terror-induced rampage, Mario is nonchalant about the whole thing...until Luigi takes aim at his crotch with a kick.Luigi: "This is the male penis and testicles."
- One of the first things Axol does upon getting possessed? Run out of the castle shouting "PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS". Even better? It's not just the usual Dr. Robotnik clip repeated over and over, it's Axol's voice actor (Kevin) actually shouting the word.
- And what does he do after that? Terrify Toad.Axol: Heeeey little boi. You wanna be in Spaghetti Harem Anime? [Makes a bunch of gross sounds]Toad: BITCH WHAT THE F--K!? [runs away screaming]Axol: [pursuing him with sketchbook in hand] C'mon! I'll make you a waifu with a noodle and the biggest meatballs!
- When everyone gets hit with masks, Meggy turns into a Beeg SMG4 version of herself, Mario turns into Tyler1, and Luigi gains Peach's body. Peach is turned on by the latter.
- Before that, Meggy and Luigi manage to pull off some impressively coordinated dodging of the flurry of masks...until they smack into each other headfirst and become vulnerable.
- Melony becoming anthropomorphized thanks to the Fierce Deity Mask. Axol falls in love with her.
- Something worth noting is that Melony was inside the castle earlier, and but when the masks start flying, she's outside with everyone else. It seems like Offscreen Teleportation, but then remember that she was asleep at the time, meaning either Mario, Luigi, or even Meggy carried an at-the-time vaguely sentient but rarely active watermelon outside for little to no reason.
- Just the fact that, Melony's first moments of genuine sentience are to look at her hands, shrug, and close her eyes, completely and utterly tired, as if this was normal for her.
- A lot of Mario!Meggy's lines are simply gold. Highlights include "So long, Gay Luigi!" and following up Axol's attempt to sneak up behind her with "That's illegal".
- When Meggy starts flying around, Mario happily joins in.
- Mario dancing to the "You're Mine" song.
- When Axol gets stuck with the Mario Mask...Meggy: WE'VE GOT TO GET IT OFF OF HIM!
Mario: But why? He's finally an interesting character now. *punted through the castle door by Meggy* - Most of what Melony tries to do in this episode once she becomes anthropomorphized is just sleep on a hedge. When Meggy destroys the hedge while wearing the Mario mask, she looks like she's going to go on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge... and then just bawls over the hedge.
- Later, she tries to sleep on another hedge, only for it get covered in Meggy's paint from her ink gun, causing her to wail like the Best Cry Ever guy.
- Axol, freed from the Mario mask, frees the rest by slapping Mario so hard it takes a quarter of his health, smacking Luigi with a steel chair and charging at Meggy with a crowbar, that he uses to carefully remove the mask. Mario is unamused by the Double Standard.Mario: The hell, bro!
- Mario stating that Melony is "another anime thot", a bit of Self-Deprecation on the trend of Animesque original female characters in the main cast. Even funnier, Meggy, a female OC in her own right, is offended by Mario's remark. Bonus points when you remember Meggy has a severe phobia of anime.Mario: (voice clip is Italian gibberish) Don't tell me we have ANOTHER anime thot!
Meggy (overhears Mario, angrily): What are you implying? (voice clip: I beg your Pardon?! Not cool!)- Later, it's Mario's turn to take offense, this time at the hands of Axol:
Axol: It's like if Mario was actually competent!
Mario (angry): HEY!
Meggy's Part-Time Job
- Meggy has to take a part-time job to afford a vacation after losing her savings. Why? Mario broke everything in Beedle's shop and blamed her.
- Meggy's job is to babysit JubJub while Boopkins is at his new job. When Meggy asks what that new job is...Boopkins: *Droning, suspenseful ambience in the background* Uh... I'd like to tell you that but... I don't wanna go to prison.
- The story Meggy puts on for JubJub.Jeeves: Little boy blue, come blow your horn. The sheep's in the meadow, why can't we watch porn? *JubJub throws Gamer Girl Bath Water at the TV*
- JubJub is...utterly chaotic in behavior, acting more like a chimp on a sugar-high as he rampages throughout Meggy's house, much to her accumulating chagrin.
- Old Man Hobo looks through the window and gives Meggy a 10-point Olympic card after she messes up her house.
- Meggy thinks about who to call for assistance before settling on Shroomy. Mario would just kick JubJub like usual, Bob would just hook him on drugs, and Melony would be too focused on her sleep to even settle on the job.
- Meggy attempts to make food for JubJub. What makes this even funnier is that she uses oatmeal and sugar, which usually goes well together...and SOMEHOW she manages to spawn a demonic eye from the pot, which draws back a familiar alter ego of Shroomy...
- After basically destroying Meggy's entire house, Anti-Shroomy eventually gets JubJub by himself... and teaches him how to use a shotgun, which somehow makes him fall asleep.
- JubJub shooting the photo of Mario and Meggy from "The Mario Carnival" when Anti-Shroomy tells him to shoot at something he "wants to die".
- At the end of the video, the Demonic eye returns... and asks Meggy to look after her child.Demon Eye Baby: I R E Q U I R E L A S A G N A
Meggy: Ah, shit. Here we go again.
If Mario Was In... Cyberpunk 2077
- The fact that the plot really isn't about Cyberpunk, the plot is that Mario took a wrong turn and wound up helping Johnny Silverhand save his Eggdog from Hideo Kojima, who kidnapped said dog to be in his new game Nintendogs 2077, which turns into a fight between Mini Keanu Reeves and Senator Armstrong, plus there's cyberpunk Teletubbies. Yes.
- Mr. Monitor is back to his old self. Mario creates "Miss Monitor", who Mr. Monitor immediately takes a liking to.Mr. Monitor: I hope you're legal.
- After Miss Monitor gets shot, Mr. Monitor gets extra angry at them, causing Mario to hack into Mr. Monitor's system and have him go after the police.
Mr. Monitor: Your free subscription to life has ended. - Mario's MUSTACHE being his hacking weapon. Which turns into a keyboard that's still attached to his face.
SMG4 Shorts: Meggy Learns Japanese
- Saiko attempts to teach Meggy Japanese multiple times. Some of the methods include:
- Inviting Boopkins to use "Waifu Street" to help her learn Japanese. Cue Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Grover with anime wigs, which definitely sets Meggy off.
Elmo: I'm gonna say the N word! Nico Nico Nii! Now it's your turn!Meggy: ...I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR NICO-NICO-KNEECAPS!!!
(Proceeds to beat down Elmo.)
SMG4 Christmas Special 2020
- Meggy and Boopkins' battle over Christmas decorations, which involves body pillows, lenny faces, and a Santa Saber.
- Melony using practically anything as a bed to sleep in. And just when Axol actually takes her to a bed store for her...Melony goes to the Fruit Shop next door and lays out the watermelons in a way she can sleep on.
- Pretty much anything Bob says during his stint as a Mall Santa. Especially when Belle threatens to shoot his genitals off if he doesn't get Tari the PS5 she wants.Bob: Santa's gonna go make sure his snowballs don't get cut off. See ya kids!
- Also, When Tari and Belle see Bob as a Mall Santa, Tari cheers loudly while Belle facepalms.
- Chris tries to get Santa's attention and deliver him a note from Jubjub. Swag decides the best way to do that is via rocket launcher.Santa: Hohoho, Swag! You're on the naughty list now!
Beat as Swag considers the ramifications of his actions
Swag: Shoot it down.
Swag proceeds to launch the entirety of his arsenal at Santa. - The moment a nuke "crashed the party" reveals that the narrator was SMG3, who's still in the Internet Graveyard. What makes this even funnier is that his voice actor was noticeably struggling to hold in his laughter.
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- The Team Killer Ink Leader returns, only to be killed by a giant insect. It is revealed to be a horror film Mario is watching, and he finds the film boring and changes the channel to the "Spaghetti Channel".
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- A now-removed video entitled "Goodbye Meggy" was released as an April Fool's Day prank, consisting of The King Crane testing a Grand Theft Auto mod featuring Pickle Rick followed by the thumbnail of the video with a distorted version of FAttY SPiNS "Doin' Your Mom" accompanying it. Literally the entire video is one big joke due to it being a Bait-and-Switch gag posing as a video in which the series' resident Breakout Character leaves the series for good. It has since been reuploaded on another channel.
- SMG4 uploaded a video titled "My whole life has been leading up to this." on August 28th, which is Luke and Kevin talking about their production studio and second channel, GLITCH, as well as teasers to multiple high-quality animated series. Sounds Awesome and Heartwarming, right? It is, until the very next day, when SMG4 uploaded a video titled "SMG4: Mario Scratches his Ass". Since the thumbnail of the update video features SMG4 looking wistfully up and to the right, whether you're on desktop or mobile, it looks like SMG4’s entire life has been leading up to... Mario scratching his ass.
- As for the video itself, its opening deserves special mention. Animated in SFM, it shows SMG4 welcoming the viewer only for the camera to zoom in on his face and hit him in the nose, which he then brushes off and then says he has something to show the viewer. He then takes the viewer to his magic door, with what he intends to show the viewer being behind it, but it takes him three tries for him to show what that thing is (It's the announcement of the secondary channel GLITCH), with the first and second tries involving SMG4 opening the door only to involve Mario-related memes. The first time, he shuts the door and laughs sheepishly, and the second time, he blames Mario for playing with his magic door. The instances of SMG4 opening his magic door have quickly become a meme, with many variations of memes getting revealed behind the door having been made.
- The magic door intro isn't the only funny bit in the video either. After Luke enters the new room for GLITCH, he finds a Sans plushie on the table, which he proceeds to kick off the table and replace with a Tari plushie. The Sans plushie has a scream sound effect added to it as it gets kicked, and Megalovania briefly plays. Also, the Tari plush immediately falls off the table.
- As for the video itself, its opening deserves special mention. Animated in SFM, it shows SMG4 welcoming the viewer only for the camera to zoom in on his face and hit him in the nose, which he then brushes off and then says he has something to show the viewer. He then takes the viewer to his magic door, with what he intends to show the viewer being behind it, but it takes him three tries for him to show what that thing is (It's the announcement of the secondary channel GLITCH), with the first and second tries involving SMG4 opening the door only to involve Mario-related memes. The first time, he shuts the door and laughs sheepishly, and the second time, he blames Mario for playing with his magic door. The instances of SMG4 opening his magic door have quickly become a meme, with many variations of memes getting revealed behind the door having been made.