Stuckmann first got into film criticism in his teenage years, but has been a lover of film his entire life. He has cited Roger Ebert as his chief influence for pursuing film criticism, and credits the experiences of watching Signs, Minority Report and Spider-Man in theaters as a teenager for igniting his passion for filmmaking. In his twenties, he unearthed the community of film critics on YouTube, and the rest is history.
While Stuckmann had been writing and directing shorts and features with friends and family as early as his adolescence — including a series of Indiana Jones fan films with none other than himself as Indy — he began a more public filmmaking career in the late 2010s (barring an unfinished short in 2013). As of now, he has released two short films: the horror-comedy Auditorium 6 (2017) and the comedy-drama Notes from Melanie (2019). While the former has only been shown at film festivals, the latter was released on his channel for free public viewing.
In July 2021, it was announced that Stuckmann had signed with production company Paper Street Pictures to write and direct his debut feature film, a horror film titled Shelby Oaks based on the Paranormal Paranoids, a fictional mid-2000s U.S. paranormal investigative team. The film was slated to enter production in 2021, but as Stuckmann explained in February 2022, plans were postponed as a result of the since-averted IATSE strike. A Kickstarter campaign started in March of that year to secure additional funding ultimately raised a historic $1,390,845 — over a million dollars more than its initial $250,000 goal. The film was shot in 28 days between May and June 2022 and is currently in post-production.
Stuckmann also announced in July 2021 that he would be retiring regular movie reviews with graded scores, instead shifting towards giving unscored reviews for movies he wants to draw attention and support to, as well as videos tailored toward people seeking information on making films. However, he eventually began giving unscored reviews of new releases as well.
In November 2021, Stuckmann announced that his wife Sam had given birth to twin boys. They were born the day after Chris made his announcement video about directing Shelby Oaks.
Stuckmann has also published two books: The Film Buff's Bucket List (2016), containing 50 movies from the 2000s "to see before you die", and Anime Impact (2018), a history of the most influential films and shows in anime.
He has an account on Instagram.
Stuckmann is also both an approved Rotten Tomatoes critic and member of the Critics Choice Association. In 2014, he was added to Channel Awesome, but parted ways with them in April 2018.
- 11-11-11
- 47 Meters Down: Uncaged
- Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
- Annie (2014)
- The Apparition
- Artemis Fowl
- Batman & Robin
- Black Christmas (2019)
- The Boy Next Door
- The Bye Bye Man
- Cats
- Cell (2016)
- Countdown (2019)
- Creature (2011)
- The Disappointments Room
- Dragonball Evolution
- The Emoji Movie
- Fantastic Four (2015)
- Fantasy Island (2020)
- The Fifty Shades trilogy (all three)note
- Flatliners (2017)
- Gods of Egyptnote
- A Haunted House 2
- The Haunting of Sharon Tate
- The Kitchen
- Left Behind (2014)
- The Legend of Hercules
- Max Steel
- Movie 43
- The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson
- Nine Lives (2016)
- Norm of the North
- The Other Side of the Door
- The Other Woman (2014)
- Outcast (2014)
- Paranoia (2013)
- Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
- Piranha 3DD
- Pixels
- Resident Evil
- Robin Hood (2018)
- Sex Tape
- Sharknado
- Shut In
- The Smurfs
- Tammy
- Texas Chainsaw 3D
- The Three Stooges (2012)
- Tom & Jerry (2021)
- Truth or Dare (2018) note
- Unforgettable (2017)
- When the Bough Breaks
- Wish Uponnote
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Alien
- American Hustle
- American Psycho — My Favorite Movies
- Back to the Future
- Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
- Blade Runner 2049
- The Bourne Ultimatum
- Breaking Bad (applied to the whole show and its Grand Finale, "Felina")
- Brick — overlooked movie
- Citizen Kane
- City Lights
- Collateral — My Favorite Movies
- Cowboy Bebop
- The Dark Knight Trilogy (all three)
- Deadpool
- Die Hard — My Favorite Movies
- Don Jon
- Donnie Darko
- Drive (2011) — analyzed
- Fight Club
- Forrest Gump
- Ghost in the Shell
- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 2
- Home Alone
- I Saw the Devil
- Inception
- Insomnia
- Indiana Jones
- James Bond
- Casino Royale (2006)
- Skyfall
- Jaws — My Favorite Movies
- Jurassic Park 3D
- Lady Bird
- The Lighthouse
- The Lord of the Rings trilogy (all three)
- Mad Max: Fury Road
- Marvel Cinematic Universe
- The Matrix — My Favorite Movies
- Memento
- Misery
- Moonlight (2016)
- Moonrise Kingdom
- My Neighbor Totoro
- The Nice Guys
- Oldboy
- The Others
- Parasite (2019)
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- Predator — My Favorite Movies
- The Prestige
- Prisoners
- The Sandlot
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World — My Favorite Movies
- Se7en — My Favorite Movies
- Seven Samurai
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Signs — analyzed
- Silence
- Silver Linings Playbook
- The Sixth Sense — My Favorite Movies
- Star Wars
- The Thing (1982) — My Favorite Movies
- Toy Story
- Train to Busan
- True Detective
- Unbreakable — My Favorite Movies
- V for Vendetta
- War for the Planet of the Apes
- Whiplash
- The World's End
- Your Name
- Zodiac — My Favorite Movies
- Alien: Resurrection
- Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
- Batman & Robin
- Battlefield Earth
- Captain America (1990)
- Catwoman
- DOA: Dead or Alive
- Doom
- Dragonball Evolution
- The Fanatic
- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
- The Happening
- Hellbound
- House of the Dead
- His Indiana Jones Movies
- Jaws 3-D
- Kazaam
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
- Manos: The Hands of Fate
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
- Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
- Night Killer
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- The Room (2003)
- Samurai Cop
- Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
- Sleepwalkers
- Star Kid
- Star Wars
- The Star Wars Holiday Special
- The Star Wars: Ewok Adventures (Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor)
- Steel
- Supergirl (1984)
- Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
- Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
- Truth Or Darenote
- Twilight
- Verotika
- The Wicker Man (2006)
- X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Chris and his channel provide examples of:
- Action Film, Quiet Drama Scene: Called out Sharknado 2 on this, saying that all he wanted to see was sharks and not shoehorned drama.
- All Men Are Perverts: Definitely played this up for humor in his earlier work, being a lot more open about his fancying of specific females.
- Atomic F-Bomb: In his Nine Lives review, after pointing out the film’s decision to have the characters put a cat’s food right next to its litter box, he sums up his feelings with an epic “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
- Audience-Alienating Premise: Chris mocks the premise of The Emoji Movie as "an unfunny, boring and idiotic concept".
- Avoid the Dreaded G Rating: Discussed. In his review of Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Chris notes how the original Alien vs. Predator elicited controversy for being rated PG-13, leading to Requiem having an excessive amount of violence and gore to get back the R rating. He comments that normally R-rated action series that release a PG-13-rated installment get flak, causing the creators of their sequels to ramp up the objectionable content to return to a R rating, although it does not necessarily make a better film; Chris cited Alien and Aliens as examples of good R-rated movies that don’t rely solely on violence. Additionally, Live Free or Die Hard and A Good Day to Die Hard were used as examples of how increasing a film’s MPAA rating does not ensure better quality; although people were surprised that Live Free was PG-13, Chris still enjoyed the movie, while he absolutely hated the R-rated A Good Day to Die Hard.
- Award Snub: In-Universe; in his live reaction to the 2015 Oscar nomination announcements, after voicing his hopes for the whole video, Chris gets very upset when Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t nominated for Best Actor for his performance in Nightcrawler, to the point that it might have been why Chris discontinued his Oscar videos.
- Berserk Button:
- Dragonball Evolution, due to how thoroughly it bastardized one of Chris' favorite childhood series. The film's title is practically a swear word in his household.
- Mistreatment of cats is another one for him, as he rants for a while about the poor treatment of the cat in Nine Lives. This may even have contributed to his naming the film as his #1 worst film of 2016 due to how personal it seemed to be for him.
- The Predator Call-Back ("Get to the chopper!") in Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem did not sit well with him.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Chris is mostly a nice guy, and even his most aggressive rants have some composure to them, but then during his rant on annoying moviegoers, he recaps a moment where he was resorted to yelling at two other people in the audience who had been talking loudly and had even called him out for texting even though he wasn’t.
- Big Word Shout: In the opening of his review of The Emoji Movie, he screams "And it SUUUUUUUCKED!", which is very jarring compared to his previous monotone.
- Bloody Hilarious: The intro to his Movie 43 rant ends with Chris exploding with a blood splatter on the camera.
- Broken Aesop: He sees The Other Woman as a film that tried to go for a “female empowerment” message but failed horribly and ended up producing something Chris genuinely believes is misogynistic. See Fanservice below for a bit more info.
- Camera Abuse: When Chris physically explodes from anger in the intro of his Movie 43 review, a splatter of blood lands on the camera lens.
- Casanova Wannabe: Invoked in one of his FAQ skits.Chris: [while doing bicep curls] When I’m in the gym, I like to wear Sonic the Hedgehog shoes. It gets all the ladies talking. [cracks up]
- Cathartic Exhalation: At one point in his review of Nine Lives (2016), after going on an uncharacteristic rant about how much he hates the film after talking about how the cat owners in the film put a cat's litter box right next to its food, Chris exhales sharply before quietly saying "I'm actually physically sweating, I'm — I'm physically sweating."
- Caustic Critic: Largely downplayed, as he only becomes this when he’s talking about an exceptionally bad film.
- Cliché Storm: Chris often calls attention to The Twilight Saga-esque films marketed towards girls and adapted from Young Adult Literature, which seem to have a common group of Stephenie Meyer tropes that must be incorporated, including a Love Triangle, forbidden romances, and wanting to become another species or creature.
- Cluster F-Bomb:
- In his 2015 Oscar nominations reaction video after he hears the Best Actor nominations and sees that Jake Gyllenhaal wasn’t nominated for his performance in Nightcrawler, which Chris had gratuitously hoped for beforehand.
- His review of Nine Lives has a particularly violent one when he’s discussing the film’s idiotic portrayal of caring for cats.
- Compassionate Critic: He has said multiple times that he does what he does because he genuinely loves movies, and it comes out when he talks about a good film. Even with bad films, he does try to find good points about them, unless they’re genuinely that bad.
- Continuity Nod: He begins his review of 11-11-11 saying “Creature has competition,” referring to another bad horror movie that he reviewed about a month earlier.
- Cool Shades: In his review of The Matrix, naturally. He even starts the review by saying that you can’t review the film without a pair, presumably just because of the Rule of Cool.
- Crash-Into Hello: Has on multiple instances noted his being thoroughly tired with this trope's prevalence in romance films.
- Critic-Proof: In his "Worst Movies of 2014" video, he wonders how a film as bad as Annabelle managed to make as much money as it did.
- Crossover: Co-starred in The Nostalgia Critic’s review of Rogue One, as they’re both part of Channel Awesome. Doug Walker returned the favor by appearing in Chris’ review of the contemporaneous Passengers (2016) As Himself.
- Damned by Faint Praise:
- He begins exhibiting this when he tries to find good things about Revenge of the Fallen. The most he can muster is that the film’s special effects are great and it looks pretty good.
- The highest praise he can give The Emoji Movie is that children watching it will be conscious, i.e. that they won't pass out from boredom.
- Dark and Troubled Past: In 2021, he released his video How I Left the Jehovah's Witnesses to Pursue Filmmaking in which he talks about living in a Jehovah's Witness family and the severe toll it had on his mental health. It took him 10 years to make the video as he feared being "dis-fellowshiped" and being disowned by his family who he loves.
- Deadpan Snarker: He has a calm, sharp edge to his humor that comes out especially when he’s talking about bad films.
- Department of Redundancy Department: “If I have to see one more bad movie, I’m gonna POOP OUT CRAP!”
- Disproportionate Retribution: “That little bitch made me think of Dragonball Evolution... she’s going to die.”
- Dissonant Serenity: See Madness Mantra below.
- "Do It Yourself" Theme Tune: Overlapping with The Cast Showoff, Chris composes his own themes on GarageBand.
- Dude, Not Funny!: In his Nine Lives review, Chris is particularly offended by a mean-spirited gag involving two security guards tasing a cat:
- Dump Months: Chris has acknowledged that January is when all the year’s worst horror films are released, and knows this from experience in reviewing some of these horror films.
- In his review of Wish Upon (a horror film released in July 2017), he says that the movie is a January movie, due to its terrible quality.
- Epileptic Flashing Lights: Chris noted Underworld: Awakening's excessive use of flickering, malfunctioning lights, and advised his viewers with epilepsy not to see the movie.Chris: If you have epilepsy, do not see this movie. You will have a seizure and die, in your seat, in the movie theater.
- Everyone Has Standards: In his "Worst Movies of 2014" video, he says that Left Behind (2014) was so bad that the Lifetime Channel would have rejected it on the grounds that it was bad even by their standards.
- Expository Hairstyle Change: When he started the channel, Chris had more of a bowl haircut. When he started to get his video techniques down, he changed his hair to what you see today (and on the image for this page).
- Face Palm: Particularly bad films can evoke this out of him.
- He does one in the thumbnails for his reviews of Monte Carlo and Killing Season.
- He does one both in the thumbnail for his review of A Haunted House, and for the intro of the video.
- Fanservice: Discussed several times when films use attractive actresses, but he notes when it merely seems to be an attempt to save face, such as with The Other Woman, which tried to send a female empowerment message but cast Creator/KateUpton in a major role and gave her a bikini scene.
- Gaslighting: Discussed and broken down pretty well when describing its use in VHS.Chris: That wasn’t there before... that used to be there. Why isn’t it there now? Where is it? Hmmm...
- A God Am I: His comparison of the character of Alex Cross and Sherlock Holmes.Chris: He walks into a room and he goes, ‘Yes, this was this way and this was that way and this is where he’s going, this is what he wants to do, and I know everything, and I am basically God.’
- Chris then retorts that this Alex isn’t God... Morgan Freeman is.
- Gory Discretion Shot: In his video about the state of action films today, he calls out films that are edited in a way to get the rating they want or avoid an R rating. He then name-drops The Hunger Games and shows the Cornucopia Bloodbath scene, which was an especially egregious example of this. He also criticized the use of this in Black Christmas (2019) during his review, stating that he didn't think it was inherently a problem in horror movies, but that the way it was done in this movie made it difficult to tell what was going on at all and thus sympathize with the characters' plight.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: His earlier videos were far less lax with swearing, which meant all of his expressions of anger were often filtered through this.
- Happily Married: To Samantha Liz since 2014, who has a YouTube channel of her own where she uploads book reviews and vlogs (most of which feature Chris).
- Hype Backlash: In-Universe; has stated that he suffered a self-inflicted example of this when The Matrix Reloaded was released and he went into it expecting an Even Better Sequel than the already fantastic original movie, which is one of his favorite films of all time, and came out disappointed. He then uses this to say that having this mindset can ruin a film for you even if it’s good (as with Reloaded, whose only improvement over its predecessor was that we get to see Zion), since your expectations will never be met if all you expect is perfection.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Many of his videos are entitled "[Name of Movie] - Movie Review." He briefly tried to drop the format in July 2021 around the same time he dropped his rating scale, but ended up bringing it back by October the same year once he realized he took for granted having an established formula for naming his videos.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: His review of The Emoji Movie opens with him drinking straight from a wine bottle.
- In Case You Forgot Who Wrote It: Most of his pre-2014 videos are named “[Title] — [Medium] Review by Chris Stuckmann.” His titles no longer include the byline.
- In Name Only: In his Hilariocity review of the Doom movie, Chris says it should have been called Sneak given how little doom it featured, that it was only named Doom after the video game, and criticizes it for being even less connected to its source material than other failed game-to-film adaptations.Chris: I mean, at least DOA: Dead or Alive is about the Dead or Alive tournament. House of the Dead... there’s a house on this island, and there’s zombies, so House of the Dead, I guess. Super Mario Bros. (1993) has super Mario brothers, despite the fact that one of them is Puerto Rican and the other one’s English and they should never be brothers, but they’re not Italian in the movie and that’s really dumb and that’s my rant on Super Mario Bros.
- Insistent Terminology: It’s not Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, it’s just Star Wars. That’s the name it was given when it first came out, after all.
- It's Not Supposed to Win Oscars: Invoked and discussed in his review of Norm of the North, where he states that an excuse easily thrown around is that 'It's just a kids' movie, you're being too harsh on it.' He then points out the flaws with this argument: namely, even the kids in the theater with him didn't like the film and wanted to leave, and also that kids will enjoy films that are really good and have actual depth in them.
- Jaw Drop:
- He says in his “Have Directors Forgotten How to Film Action?” video that he was watching the fight scene in Alex Cross with his “mouth on the ground” as to how bad it is.
- His Left Behind review begins with him making this expression.
- Jitter Cam: Chris despises this, especially in action films, calling it “a disease.”
- He repeatedly calls out Alex Cross for incorporating the trope in spades.
- Jump Scare:
- Chris provides one at the start of his Insidious review.
- The end of part 2 of his scary movie special has Samara lunging at the camera before it cuts to static.
- See Suddenly Shouting below.
- Kindhearted Cat Lover: Chris likes cats since he owns one, which is why he held a special torch of hatred to Nine Lives due to its idiotic portrayal of caring for a cat (putting the litter box right next to the food, for one), and for one scene involving two security guards that decide it would be funny to tase a cat.
- Laugh of Love: These tend to be common in the videos that he makes which have his wife Sam as a guest. Case in point: their 2013 Valentine’s Day special (quite appropriately).
- Lava Is Boiling Kool-Aid: He mentions this in his Dragonball Evolution review/rant during a scene where Goku builds a bridge of aliens to get to a Dragon Ball, and the aliens are simply floating in the lava and are not burning or being consumed at all.
- LGBT Creators: Chris came out as pansexual in 2021. He also has stated that his wife also fits this trope being demi-pan.
- Let's See YOU Do Better!: He did a rewrite of Batman and Superman's fight from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Said rewrite was widely mocked, with several lines receiving Memetic Mutation.
- Madness Mantra: “I am perfectly fine, fine, fine, fine, fine...”
- The way he says it while appearing to be happy with the creepy smile and the head twitch makes him look like a malfunctioning robot.
- Money, Dear Boy: In-Universe:
- In his Nine Lives review, Chris states that the movie is "clearly a gigantic paycheck for a lot of people involved".
- The Hilariocity of X-Men Origins: Wolverine ends with Chris and John Flickinger coming to the conclusion that this is the reason for the film’s existence.
- The Movie Buff: Goes without saying.
- Nerd Glasses: He doesn’t always wear them, though.
- Never Trust a Trailer: In his negative review of The Counselor, Chris notes one bit of advertising the film had which featured a scene of two characters (one of which is played by Michael Fassbender) conversing that he found intriguing. He then realized that the advertised scene was not in the actual film and was merely to sucker people into an otherwise-uninteresting film, which he described as "pretty fucking offensive."
- Nightmare Retardant: In-Universe, Chris considers the deaths and scares that occur in Wish Upon (and previously The Bye Bye Man) to be funny instead of scary, and says that he had a great time laughing at them, going so far as to call the former film the best unintentional comedy of 2017.
- "No. Just… No" Reaction: Near the end of his Nine Lives review:Chris: Never see Nine Lives, ever. It does not deserve your money; don't even try to download this thing, if you're into that kind of thing. It is not worth 87 minutes of your life [whispering] that I just wasted, but I did it, so I could talk to you guys about... shit!
- No Name Given: Chris' wife was this for a long time, with Chris referring to her in Facebook posts as "the wife" or "the silly woman." She finally subverted this trope when it was revealed that her name is Samantha Liz.
- Non-Indicative Name: Chris takes a moment to say Sex Tape should really be called Sex File, since the titular sex tape is not actually a tape but a video file.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business:
- In his reviews of movies he greatly dislikes, there can be moments where he loses his normal calm composure and starts raising his voice.
- In his review of The Last Airbender, he outright states that he will no longer defend M. Night Shyamalan, and outright calls the film terrible.
- Some spectacular cases of this occurs in his reviews of Fant4stic and Nine Lives, the latter of which develops into a full-blown rant about why he hates the film (see “What Do You Mean, It’s for Kids?” and “Kindhearted Cat Lover” for further details). At one point, he even screams "WHAT THE FUCK?!" (not even Dragonball Evolution got this reaction out of him). Unsurprisingly, the film wound up at #1 on his "Worst Movies of 2016" list.
- When describing the premise of Collide (a film that he pans), he speaks in an unusually calm manner.
- In his review of Fifty Shades Darker, he starts by saying that he felt like William Shatner in his episode of The Twilight Zone while watching the film, then skips straight to the review to talk about how awful the film is.
- In The Teaser for his review of The Emoji Movie (a film that he heavily pans), he drinks straight from a wine bottle and then speaks in a monotone while describing the movie, before saying "And it SUUUUUUUCKED!". He also uses his Hilariocity background set for the review, as he feels that it is appropriate for the movie. Needless to say, he later named it his #1 worst film of 2017.
- In his reviews of movies he greatly dislikes, there can be moments where he loses his normal calm composure and starts raising his voice.
- Overly Long Gag: In his Nine Lives review:Chris: I am well aware of the fact that it's super easy for me to look at a movie like this, say "That's horrible", go into it expecting that it's going to be horrible, and then come here and tell you that it's horrible, because everyone else is saying that it's horrible, so I feel comfortable in saying that it's horrible.
- Painting the Medium: His review of A Ghost Story adapts the film's warm color grade and small, rounded aspect ratio.
- Paranoia Fuel: In-Universe; VHS ended up doing some damage to Chris. He states that when he went to sleep on the day he saw that movie, he was looking in his closet and moving the door so it wasn’t open for Chris to see.
- Pink Is Feminine: Chris’ Valentine’s Day special starts with his wife Sam introducing the video and then hijacking Chris’ intro with her own, which features a lot of pink.
- Poe's Law: In his review of Nine Lives, he states that when he saw the trailer for the movie a few months earlier, he genuinely thought it was a joke.
- Portmanteau: He invented the word “hilariocity” to define movies that are such atrocities that they’re hilarious.
- Precision F-Strike: Used to drop an occasional swear to vent his pure emotions about a movie, but has recently elevated to a level somewhere under Sir Swears-a-Lot.
- Product Placement:
- At irregular intervals, Chris will thank one or more of his commercial sponsors before giving his Signing-Off Catchphrase.
- He harshly criticises The Emoji Movie for its prominent placement of various apps.
- Questionable Casting: This is his reaction to Kevin Spacey starring in Nine Lives. As he summarizes in his "Worst Movies of 2016" video:Chris: I'm looking at a movie directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, the guy who made Men in Black, and starring Kevin Spacey and Christopher Walken and I'm wondering... why this film about a guy who gets turned into a cat exists? How did this happen?
- A Rare Sentence: In his review of The Emoji Movie:Chris: They have to get to Dropbox, did you hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!
- Real Men Eat Meat: In his FAQ video, Chris states that his favorite dishes involve meat in some way, and it has something to do with him being a man.
- Recycled In Space: In Chris’ review of the Vampire Academy film, his wife Sam summarizes the movie as “Mean Girls with vampires,” especially since both films are directed by the same person.
- Recycled Script: He knocked the 2019 thriller The Intruder for being virtually the same film as the 2003 thriller Cold Creek Manor, right down to both of them starring Dennis Quaid, albeit with him as the hero in Cold Creek Manor and the villain in The Intruder.
- Rump Roast: In his review of The Smurfs, he says that he ran out of the theatre "like [his] butt was on fire".
- Running Gag:
- His Hilariocity review of Steel repeatedly mentions “MAGICAL MOVIE TECHNOLOGY!”
- Chris really doesn’t like Dragonball Evolution.
- Self-Deprecation:
- In his VHS review, he states that he both looked away and gasped/covered his mouth at parts of the movie, which he says he is very ashamed to state, even though it’s not all that bad.
- What makes it worse, however, is that there wasn’t even anything scary happening — Chris only looked away from anticipation.
- The entirety of his Hilariocity review of his own Indiana Jones movies is this.
- In his VHS review, he states that he both looked away and gasped/covered his mouth at parts of the movie, which he says he is very ashamed to state, even though it’s not all that bad.
- Sequel Hook: Chris often mocks bad films for having the audacity to try and set up sequels with their endings.
- Shared Universe: Because he became part of Channel Awesome, and did a few crossovers, he's part of the Reviewaverse.
- Sherlock Scan: See A God Am I above.
- Signature Scene: In-Universe; this is his opinion of the car chase sequences in Collide, which he considers the only bright spot in an otherwise terrible film, and he gives the film a D-minus for that.
- Signing-Off Catchphrase: “And if you like this, you can click right here...and get Stuckmannized,” which is often preceded by something along the lines of “You guys are the best” or “Thank you so much for watching.”
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Over time, his swearing grew from “occasional Precision F-Strike” to a downplaying of this trope. There’s no denying that his vocabulary has gotten more colorful over the years.
- Slow-Loading Internet Image: He mocks Unforgettable for playing this straight in modern times, where loading images isn't usually a problem.
- So Bad, It's Good:
- This is generally his In-Universe opinion on movies that he reviews as Hilariocities, with some exceptions, and also some movies with F ratings count if he found them enjoyably bad.
- Discussed in his “Worst Movies of 2016” video, where he talks about how Nine Lives (his very least favorite of the year) had already developed a cult following due to being a movie that’s so bad that one can watch it and just be amazed at the fact that it exists. However, Chris himself considers it a case of Suckiness Is Painful, given how many genuinely talented people were involved.
- Some of My Best Friends Are X: He gives a rather sudden, drawn-out, and completely unnecessary (since nobody had accused him of being a racist) version of this trope during his review of Get Out (2017), complete with a picture of him standing amongst a small group of young black people. To say that viewers were amused would be a massive understatement.
- Sophisticated as Hell: As mature and composed as his reviews can be, there are times where he has to swear or use tropes like Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head to vent his emotions about a movie.
- Splash of Color: His Sin City: A Dame to Kill For skit is in black-and-white except for the red lipstick of the dame.
- Squick: Invoked when Chris mentions in his "Worst Movies of 2015" video that his experience watching Fifty Shades of Grey was among his worst, from the humid air to middle-aged women moaning as they were watching the film. Yeah...
- Straw Critic: Sometimes he gives bad movies the hate they deserve and other times he rants about movies like Sharknado and Piranha 3DD that weren’t trying to be great. Chris responds to this in a just manner, saying that all movies should aspire to be great with the opportunities, money, and time that is being put into them.
- Stuff Blowing Up:
- The explosion in his intro.
- He starts his Movie 43 review by showing footage of him returning to his apartment after watching the film, slowly becoming consumed with anger, and exploding into a gory mess.
- Stunned Silence:
- His video on Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, where the whole review is done in his head as the movie was so bad that he couldn’t articulate his thoughts.
- This is repeated with his Unforgettable review.
- It happens again in his review of Cats.Chris: ... wow.
- Stylistic Suck: Chris says in his Nine Lives review that, had it not been directed by Barry Sonnenfeld nor starred Kevin Spacey, he would have thought it was a deliberately bad movie like Sharknado, but he notes that the film is made by people actually trying.
- Suddenly Shouting: In the beginning of his review of The Emoji Movie:Chris: [in a monotonous voice] The Emoji Movie is about the "Meh" emoji and how he has a lot of other expressions besides meh. And today I went and saw it. And it SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!!
- Sweetness Aversion: Chris invokes this in his review of Alex Cross, as he despises its attempts to create drama and family bondage, which only come off as unhealthily sappy and melodramatic.
- Take That!: In his review of The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, he says that the film is still better than "the recent animated version of cancer on film".
- The Teaser: Some of his reviews open with these:
- His review of The Disappointments Room opens with him clambering onto his chair while gasping for breath.
- His review of Nine Lives opens with him burning his ticket stub for the film outdoors.
- Most of his Hilariocities, some with a Framing Device wherein he reenacts his younger self’s activities and thoughts, others when he reenacts scenes from his subject.
- Tempting Fate:
- After reviewing Boyhood and seeing that it had a perfect 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, Chris tweeted that there would be that one critic that would disagree with a seemingly unanimous public opinion and bump the film down to a 99%. Surely enough, this ended up occurring when out of the 156 critics that reviewed the movie, two were against the film.
- A benevolent example in his 2015 Oscar nominations reaction video; Chris prefaces it with the hope that The Tale of the Princess Kaguya gets a Best Animated Feature nod but believes that it will be left out. However, Kaguya is the last movie mentioned as a nominee, much to Chris’ pleasant surprise (although it did end up losing to Big Hero 6).
- An unusual case in that it took four years: when reviewing Robin Hood (2018), he says that he thought that The Legend of Hercules (released in 2014) would be the last film he saw with 300-style slow-motion action sequences, but he was proven wrong with Robin Hood.
- Think of the Children!: In his “Have Directors Forgotten How to Film Action?” video, he discusses a scene in Taken 2 where Liam Neeson’s character’s daughter dropped grenades from a rooftop, and gave a little soliloquy about how there could’ve been a baby down on the ground that could’ve been killed by a detonating grenade. The way he delivers said soliloquy makes it very hard to tell if he’s being serious or not.
- This Is Gonna Suck: Several thumbnails, including the one for his Fifty Shades Freed review, feature him looking depressed.
- Thumbnails Always Lie:
- The thumbnail for his “Worst Movies of 2011” video features Adam Sandler as shown as the male lead on the poster for Jack and Jill. You’d think that movie would be the #1 worst such movie, but it’s only #7.
- The thumbnail for his review of Monster Trucks has the same face he used for his review of Fantastic Four (2015), a movie that he gave an F. However, he gives the other movie a C-minus.
- Took the Bad Film Seriously: Invoked when reviewing a bad film, as he’ll always give credit to the actors who tried to give good performances to save face. For example, his Assassin's Creed (2016) review was scathing save for his mentioning of some desperately good actors in it, and he gives the film a D for that reason alone when he’d probably have given it a F otherwise.
- Trailers Always Spoil: He touched on this trope in his “Are Trailers Ruining Movies?” video, where he says that modern-day trailers give out too many plot details that would have otherwise surprised you. He directly mentioned Cast Away and Terminator Salvation as films that had trailers that gave away important plot points, mentioned Drive (2011) as a film that was mis-marketed to appeal to a certain audience, and mentioned The Amazing Spider-Man 2 as a film that not only spoiled itself quite a bit but also contained Missing Trailer Scenes.
- He has cited The Matrix as an aversion, since the trailers mainly pushed the film’s Driving Question (“What is the Matrix?”) instead of giving it away.
- Video Game Movies Suck: He had some fun with this trope in a series of Hilariocities he did in late 2016 targeting bad video game films (DOA: Dead or Alive, House of the Dead, Doom) in anticipation for the Assassin's Creed (2016) film. Tragically, he found it to be just as bad as those, leading him to declare full faith in this trope.
- In 2023, he talked about this trope and the "curse" surrounding video game movies as a result of it being brought up repeatedly after the premiere of the TV series of The Last of Us, with the prevailing narrative among news outlets being about how it "broke the curse". He stated that he no longer believes this trope to be accurate with all video game movies, listing off several video game movies that he found to be good or even great, such as the two Sonic films, Castlevania and Silent Hill.
- Wham Line: After a good decade of touting Dragonball Evolution as his least favorite film of all time, his Cats review saw him reading some thoughts he wrote about the film in a defeated monotone:1. If Dante had seen Cats, he would've included a tenth circle of hell.
2. Cats makes Dragonball Evolution tolerable. - What Do You Mean, It's for Kids?: Invoked in his review of Nine Lives, where he rants about how the film is rated PG and yet most of its run time consists of business meetings and similar things equally likely to bore children stiff, and also includes a scene with two security guards who decide to tase a cat for laughs and a scene where a character decides to commit suicide.
- Worst. Whatever. Ever!
- Battlefield Earth, as he notes just how many dumb decisions the protagonist and antagonist make. He utters the phrases “worst hero ever” and “worst villain ever” frequently in his Hilariocity review of
- He considers Norm of the North the worst animated film he’s ever seen in a theater, and has repeatedly cited Dragonball Evolution as his most hated film of all time.
- You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!: He manages to create a rare nonverbal example in his Fifty Shades of Grey review. While going through (and usually promptly destroying) the items he received in a goodie bag he "won" at the screening he attended, he gets to the last item... looks up at the camera with a wholly unamused expression... and holds up a FSOG sleep mask, resemblant of a BDSM blindfold.Chris: I really wish I had this blindfold when the movie was playing.