Funny / The Book Was Better

The Book Was Better has numerous funny moments.

---

1: Golden Compass

• "Here's an incredibly rare device, only six were ever made and most of them were destroyed. I'm sure giving it to a deceitful lying twelve-year old who is going alone on a trip with a woman I don't trust is a brilliant idea."

3: Starship Troopers

• The jabs about bosses.
  Man on bullhorn: For incompetence of command...
  Rogue: Sounds like my boss.
  Man on bullhorn: ...for failure to abide by safety regulations...
  Rogue: Also like my boss.

* later*

Rasczak: They sucked his brains out.

Rogue: Sounds like my boss. *starts dancing as text saying "This joke's still going" appears*

6: The Relic

• As the film shows us native African tribesmen:
  Rogue: It's not bad but I think we can spice it up a little bit.
  *Cue "Witch Doctor"*
  Rogue: No we can do better.
  *Cue the original "Witch Doctor"*
• "The worst TAC insertion team ever".
• "Oh great you've made [Charles Darwin] cry".

18: Starship Troopers 3

• When talking about the mixed messages about religion the film has, he sings "Bring on the heavy-handed bullshit!"

23: Whiteout

• NPC's attempt to get through the day without using his middle and index fingers.

25: Safe Haven

• When he says that the film put him to sleep, we see Rogue sleeping on his couch, then he says that the book wasn't much better, and we cut to Rogue sleeping on the couch in the exact same position with his face buried in the book.
• "Nick Sparks' List of Character Deaths:
  • 1. Cancer,
  • 2. Cancer,
  • 3. Cancer,
  • 4. Cancer,
  • 5. Cancer,
  • 6. Drowning."

32- 35 Twilight

• The cracks about Kristen Stewart's acting.

The Cat in the Hat

• When he realizes the Cat is about to sing, he tells the audience to excuse him, since he needs to go to the hospital. He then shoots himself in the chest.