Funny / boogie2988

• Any video about Francis.
  • Especially these lines from the video "FRANCIS RAGES AT MARIO MAKER":
  Francis: And if you shit-talk me one more time, I'm gonna put roofies in your goddamn coffee again, so shut the fuck up!
  David: What do you mean, again?
  Francis: Yeah that's right, fuck you, David!
  • Also in "FRANCIS BURIES HIS WII U BECAUSE OF NINTENDO SWITCH":
  Francis: Want to play some Mario Maker or something?
  Francis' sister: You just buried your Wii!
  Francis: [beat] Oh, goddammit!
  • Francis Plays Magic The Gathering: Francis' increasing ire over an opponent who keeps drawing the game out instead of just attacking for the win.
  • Error 37 Rage: In which Francis loses his mind over the infamous day one glitches.
• Disney Infinity Cancelled!
  • When his sister dumps all his Nintendo Amiibo figures in the trash, mistaking them for Infinity figures.
  Francis: How do you not know the difference between Mickey Mouse and a Mario brother?!
• Jessy's 2012 presidential bid explains Jessy's unique take on education in public schools:
  Jessy: Some of my opponents feel we shouldn't teach Evolution in schools. And another of my opponents feel we shouldn't teach Creationism either. I say let's not teach 'em a damn thing. Let 'em figure it out on their own. My fourteen-year old boy believes you get pregnant by kissin' and that we actually live inside the Matrix and that God and the Easter Bunny are the same damn thing. Who's to say he's wrong?

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