I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE, SHITMOUTH.
It's Max Gilardi; what do you expect?
- Honestly, the fact that it's literally a clickbait show and that you may or may not get what you came for.
- Max realizing he wasn't voted "Best Show on the Internet" has him shutting off all the lights and having this to say:"Now, we're all just gonna sit here until I have at least 20 million subscribers."
- And then Goofball shows up:Max: (angrily) GET OUT OF HERE.
(Goofball does just that, and the silence continues)
- And then Goofball shows up:
- Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers: Now With Even Bigger Chunks Of Chocolate Chunks!
- Apparently, Burnbot isn't the good girl we thought she was:Goofball: Wanna hear some gossip?
Max: Yeah, sure.
Goofball: Well, it looks like Burnbot has been foolin' around with the microwave again!
(Burnbot has the reaction you see above)
Burnbot: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE, SHITMOUTH.
Max: WHAT?! I thought I put an end to that!
Burnbot: You're not the boss of me.
Max: Alright, alright, I'm not saying I am! But ya gotta make him WORK for it first! For cryin' out loud, Burnbot, don't ya have any self-respect?
Burnbot: My body, my rules. Deal w/ it. - DANGEROUS SOCIOPATH: CALL THE POLICE
- *The "weird penis" gag.
- From "THE APU THAT I KNOW", when talking about Mario, and how in Super Mario 64 he sleeps and dreams about pasta when left idle for too long, Max makes examples of how "innocent and innocuous" Mario would be if he were any other ethnicity:Mario: zzz... Spaghetti... zzz... Ravioli... (static, becomes Asian) zzz... Fried Rice-a... zzz... Wonton soup-a... (static, becomes black) zzz... Grape-a soda... zzz... Menthol cigarettes-a... (static, becomes Jewish) zzz... I dunno, maybe a bagel and lox? I haven't thought about it yet. I'll have to see how I feel. Where would I even get a good bagel in this fakakta Mushroom Kingdom? Oy gevalt, who knows?
- Goofball interrupts Max's Grinch video with a ventriloquist act using a dummy that looks just like Max. Max blasts the puppet's head off with a shotgun.
- From "DEADPOOL IS SCAMMING YOU"
- Depressed about Burnbot leaving him, Max accidentally calls Goofball "Golfball" and doesn't correct himself. Goofball, being the troll that he is, runs with this, putting on a name tag that says "Hi, My Name is GOLFBALL" and even addresses himself as "Golfball, the Golfy Cartoon Ghost."
- The entire video, which was meant to be a scathing tirade against Once Upon a Deadpool, completely falls to pieces when Max and Goofball get into a childish argument about whether or not Josh Brolin has a mustache (Goofball insists that he does, and while Max correctly asserts otherwise, he seems unsure of it himself until he looks it up.)
- It's sad nevertheless, but Max trying to force himself to write an insult is amusing.
- Max threatening the Clockwork Elves to tell him the Ultimate Cosmic Secret or he'd kick their asses.
- "How Goofball Died (REAL!!!)" has Goofball teaching the audience how to make Mexican popcorn, and actually being very descriptive.
- Max's attempt to exorcise Goofball.
- Goofball's backstory, given how over the top it is.
- "TOP TEN REASONS GARFIELD IS REPUGNANT" starts with Max, much more agitated than usual, calling Garfield out as if the latter was a repeat-offender celebrity, only getting to #10 before Goofball comes in and says Earth is flat. Max tries to use the Socratic Method to disprove Flat Earth, but Goofball uses Insane Troll Logic that causes Max to undergo Sanity Slippage.
- The episode's sponsor, NordVPN, is shilled in a similar manner to the infamous Wilkins Coffee commercials.
- When Goofball asks if Max still trusts the news, Max answers like Beaky Buzzard saying "nope!" many times, even briefly gaining a beak.
- When Goofball decides to fly up into space to see if the Earth is flat or not, Max immediately speedruns through the 10 list before Goofball comes back:
Max: Number 10, you hate Mondays, but you're a cat and Mondays are like any other day of the week for you. Number 9, if a cat ate an entire tray of lasagna at once, he would probably die. Number 8, the Genesis of the strip was a conscious effort to come up with a good marketable character. Number 7, you kick Odie off the table and that’s mean. Number 6, nobody likes your creepy-ass CGI version. Number 5, Nermal, boy or girl, make up your mind. Number 4, Jon drinks dog semen? That's gross! Number 3, Heathcliff beat you to it by 3 years. Number 2, FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU— OFF, Doc Boy! Number 1, your own comic strip is noticeably funnier, when you are removed from it!- Burnbot's auto-generated insult actually causes Max to break character and laugh at how ridiculous it is.Max: Go to jail, you Netflix Cuties watching-ass freak! (laughs) Alright, that's an insult.
- The reveal at the end that Goofball was just trolling Max about the whole flat Earth thing.
- Goofball popping in unannounced, wordlessly downing a white beverage, and delivering the following line as Max is just about to give a serious talk about the different kinds of fascism in "What Is Fash Ism?". Even Max looks amused at first.Goofball: I just drank a whole glass a' cum!
- The fact that this alone massively derails the plot of the video.
