Funny / True Capitalist

Of course, when a show is a common target for trolling, funny moments will be common. Also, anytime Ghost goes into cans.wav mode is this for someone.

Original Run (2008–2012)

• Every single moment of This broadcast. Possibly his greatest rage ever.
• The June 17, 2011 Radio Graffiti was the Trope Codifier for most prank calls on the show afterwards. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and Herbert the Pervert. But most of these people just played random audio clips (although Ghost does complain about soundboards in the midst of it, indicating that the trend was growing beforehand). Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "Fuck You Texas" for the 500th time ("Uncle Fucka" wasn't far behind), along with the ones trying to call him a racist.
  • "I am not a racist, I am a melting pot of friendship, and I want you to amplify that all over the internets." "I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be black."
  • "I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I'M A NNNNNIIIIIICE GUUUUUYYYY!"
• "Who gives a crap about my son?! He's a fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bas-" DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY GODDAMN FAMILY YOU SORRY SACK OF TROLL TERRORISTS!!!
  • For the record, the rest of that line was "fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bastard that's takin' it in the pooper", which he had used as an insult for the mic quality of another caller.
  • "MY SHOW IS SERIOUS BUSINESSBUHUUUHOOOAAAHHHH"
• Whenever he does the elusive chat room shoutouts. "We got Zero zero zero zero Sizzling Texas"
  • Ghost provided this hilarious line during this episode:
  Ghost: I'm startin' to read these now, and I'm not gonna say 'em (Implying he's not going to say without realizing what he said)
  * Several Moments Later*
  Ghost: ...All_Schlongheads_Aimed_At_Ghost—- Ahh get that asshole ahh—- get him off!
  • And some Sandusky (who is convicted of child molestation) names.
  Ghost: We have Sandusky_Shower_Attendant. Uh... AH GOD DAMN—- *cans.wav*
  • Another one:
  Ghost: We have Toddler Speed Bump... Toddler Speed Bump?! Get that sick son of a bitch out of here!
• There have been several splices involving Ghost somehow using the "N-word", including him saying that shooting them from helicopters (which is legal in Texas too, apparently) sounds fun to him, Keyboard Cat playing him off for hating them, and saying Herman Cain is one (which is technically correct, but he shouldn't be)
• "I always walk around out here in Texas, with my strap-on"
• As of January 2012, there was a caller who primarily played the "Channel 5 Kid Break" songs from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!. Ghost, however, cannot believe songs about such topics actually exist.
• Ghost's constant objection to the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom is always a source of much funniness. He considers that "males over the age of 18" who watch the show are "over-feminized", "sick and twisted" individuals for idolizing a show that he thinks is meant only for 8 year old girls, and he has constantly suggested that they need testosterone injected right in their buttocks. Here, have a full, over two hour long supercut of brony-related moments.
  • I'M GETTING INFESTED BY BRONIES!
  • One day, Ghost gave a shoutout for "Beatings4Bronies", he was actually impressed by it.
    • But later commented that a shoutout for "Bullets4Bronies" was going too far.
  • "Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rainbow Dash. AHH YEAH BEST DAY EVER! *happy theme music*" YOU GOD-DAMN BRONY ASSHOLES! I'M SICK OF YOU BRONIES *cans*
    • Animated version.
  • "I'm gonna start CLOPPIN' to My Little Pony! CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP" (jump to 4m23s in the link)
  • "~I'm a capitalist brony! My Little Ponyyyyy!~"
  • For several shows in a row, Ghost was bombarded by multiple calls in a row containing a looping audio clip of someone saying "Ban all bronies." The funny part, is that despite his history of objecting to anything pro-My Little Pony being brought up on the show, he still raged at them, most likely because they have somehow managed to combo with the "Ban all bronies" call in ways he had never thought possible. Later on, it was joined by "Castrate bronies.", "Fuck bronies.", and Ear Rape.
• Wrath of the Internet Buttstalker!
• On August 22, 2011, Alex_S unleashed "Melting Pot of Alcohol" to the world. Fortunately, Ghost found out about it rather quickly
• On another Pony-related note, on August 28, 2011, Prison from Celestia Radio phoned in during a "Capitalist Confessions" segment. Somehow, Ghost managed to mistake him for Ted Williams, so he started to play along. Eventually, Ghost concluded that Ted Williams was a brony, and that he had been reduced to "Money, Success, Fame, Bronies."
  • Then, a few days later, this happens.
• "You know what? It would be different if you would have said 'Texas sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper'".
  • One day, literally right after using almost the exact same line to describe someone's audio quality sounding like a 386 PC, someone played a clip that expunged the middle portion of the above sentence. He raged, for sure.
• Let's play some Tetris, milky-licker! Bonus points for the "banjothebear" and "kazooiethebird" combo.
  • But even before that, he wants to get off because someone made a Twitter username making fun of the Texas wildfires (which have been a topic that has always been met with wildfires from Ghost), but then says that the switchboard was "conveniently locking up" and wasn't letting him end the show, followed an example of a typical "scumbag" caller (who offered him an Applejack fursuit)
• YOU WANT CALLS?!
• "Fuck you, Santa."
  • "Mister What?" (6m43s)
• "WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME FROM A BOWLING ALLEY?!"
  • "So I can play with my balls!"
• The time when Ghost stands on his desk, imitates the barrel roll meme... and proceeds to fall off said desk.
• "Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio, is a HAMBOOOOOOONE! HAM-BONE BONE BONE BONE", Oh you NavyHuskie.
• A Christmas remix of him
• Any time 213/Ghetto Capitalist calls.
  • *crying baby sound* "GHOST BABY WHAT'S UP!"
  • One time 213 called from the Occupy LA protest, completely ignored Ghost's threats to bring up the women hanging around here. Ghost responded just as well as you think.
  • There was also the time when 213 called in after Ghost discussed his hatred for government entitlements for the 1000th time. 213 then "confesses" that he's been taking EBT checks from two locations. See the glorious results here
  • This exchange.
  Ghost: DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL?
  213: Nah baby, but I got a grill full of ribs.
• Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that you can be a great friend, even if you ''are'' a racist.
• Melting Pot of Greedo
• "GroupPoop" ... What the hell is up with this Group Poop crap? You, excrement fetish freakshows man!
• One caller pretended to be Mr. EBT and called out Ghost as a racist, until the end when he revealed himself to be the "SUCK MAH DIIIICK" guy.

• After Ghost endorsed African-American Republican candidate Herman Cain for presidency, the Engineer promptly played the theme from from an old '70s blaxploitation film entitled Boss Nigger. Who's the racist now?
  • The film actually idolizes blacks in a way, so that may not have been his intention.
  • Ghost first remarks how the instrumental opening is "kind of catchy", then begins asking "What is this crap?" when the chorus arrives...
• Some of the early raids are pretty hilarious too, such as this.
• There was the time when a caller played a bit of spliced audio with Ghost saying he hates n-words, followed by Keyboard Cat playing him off. Ghost then calls him back, only for the caller to play the same audio clip louder.
• October 10, 2011: Ghost gives his true thoughts of Karl Marx.
• Another 'fruity' encounter for Ghost!
• October 25, 2011: YOU'RE MY FANTASY GIRL~ *cans*
• Ghost revealed he hated the Dave Matthews Band on an October 2011 episode of True Capitalist Radio. The October 26th, 2011 broadcast, he hears a Dave Matthews Band remix. Cue the cans.
• 347 calls in pretending to be on his side about Obama, then asks a question. "Why haven't you SUCKED MY DICK! SUCKED MY DICK!" First clip played
• On October 28, 2011, someone played Souljaquest. Later on, someone sang it, followed by Ghost criticizing how he sang it, then singing it himself to demonstrate. While much lawls were had at hearing Ghost sing "I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS", the following Monday (the Halloween episode), you can just guess what happened next.
  • And later, on a much more fitting note, Satan is good, and he is his pal.
• From 2010: HOWARD STERN HAS RUINED AMERICA!!! *cans*
• On the show for November 1st, Ghost profiles Boston Dynamics' PETMAN. As he does so, he breaks out into a rendition of Welcome to the Machine. During Radio Graffiti, just around 15 minutes later, we get this.
  • In the same show, Twilight Sparkle calls to tell Ghost he can, "SUCK MAH FLANK!"
    • Even better: Ghost misheard it as "SUCH MAH BLANK!"
• The third Radio Graffiti call of November 8th was this remix. Ghost reacted accordingly.
• After a well-deserved(?) break, November 14th was probably the the funniest in a while:
  • Dun-dun-dun-da-dah I'm Ghost the Hambone! Go-go Gadget Beer Cans!
  • After getting agitated by the Inspector Hambone remix, he then went on a intermission and ordered the Engineer to play some Latin music. He did, but after a minute he started playing the "theme from Boss" again. Ghost was clearly not amused, again.
  • Someone calls in pretending to be Phoenix Wright and call out one of his racist contradictions. Unfortunately, Ghost doesn't get it and declares the call as a Major Fail.
  • And CelticBrony strikes again
• On November 16, a caller claimed Alex Jones was doing his own version of Radio Graffiti. You can tell who got riled up here.
  • Tub Guy brings a horse with him into the tub. Oh myyyyy.
  • I got cans that jingle, jangle, jingle
  • Ghost looks like a Hambone!
• November 18 had some more bizarre moments:
  • Inspector Hambone again, followed by someone playing the theme on piano. He was clearly mad.
  • Someone called in to sing him a song, to the theme of the Grinch theme.
  You're a racist, Mr. Ghost...
  You really are a hambone!
  You've been supporting Sarah Palin,
  You're a fan of Rainbow Dash, Mr. Ghoooost!

  • Ghost: NOW THEY'RE SINGING!
  • Of all the things people claim Ghost is, he is most definitely not a Nazi skinhead.
• Every appearance from the "Herman Cain is in the Illuminati" guy.
• November 29th, 2011:
  • Asho has apparently gone to rehab.
  • CelticBrony brought out a Woody Woodpecker remix of all things
• From far into the past (but not too far), someone keeps calling in with an impression of Herbert the Pervert.
  • One of the calls had Ghost's voice echoing over from the other end. He mistook it as Herbert talking and was literally yelling at himself to shut his mouth.
• November 30, 2011:
  • A Justin Bieber hambone remix, courtesy of Ghost singing "hambone".
• From the December 5th broadcast we have the "Occupy Whiterun" movement and CelticBrony's new remix.
  • This call.
  Ghost: Hannukah night? HANNUKAH NIGHT!?!? YOU STUPID *cans*
  • Ghetto Capitalist joins in the hambone fun and calls Ghost "the hambone of the hood".
  • And tension was high in general, since "his man" had just dropped out of the running for the Republican nomination.
• After too many Herman Cain jokes on December 6, he ragequit, as usual.... or did he? After that, The Engineer decided to pull a Hostile Show Takeover, playing a medley of songs Ghost hates (i.e. Nyan Cat, Friday, the Theme from Boss, etc.), and then somehow taking calls.
  • One (male) caller wanted to have Engineer's babies because he's awesome. Leading this conversation.
  Caller: Do you know what babies are?
  Engineer: No!
  Caller: When a mommy ducky and a mommy ducky, er wait that's wrong...
  • Afterward, Ghost came back, and raged at The Engineer for taking over the show when he was supposed to end it, claiming that he is the talent, and The Engineer is just an engineer. Of course, this led to everyone idolizing him, much to Ghost's surprise.
• The December 7th broadcast has this call.
  Ghost... is... a...
  Jewish hambone,
  Faggot brony,
  Fucks his son,
  Dressed like a pony,
  Fapping off to Herman Cain,
  And shitting out human remains.
  Engineer should run your show....
  Because he has more talent than you!
  Hambone.
  • Note Party/Tri$ha calls in when Ghost is talking about Christmas parties to express her love of note parties and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Ghost notices her voice cracking and asks if she's not taking her "feminine pills". Her response?
  Did I stutter, hambone?
  • You can guess Ghost's reaction.
• This clip. Might also cause nightmares due to how insanely angry he gets.
• December 12, 2011: "If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! EEEERRRRRGGGHHH! If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! EEEERRRRRGGGHHH! If you're fruity and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're fruity and you know it, become a brony! My little ponyyyy~"
  • Funnily enough, Ghost didn't react to the yelling that sounded like he was shoving something up his as.
• December 14, 2011: Ghost finding out that Engineer is hosting his show. Hostile Show Takeover ensues.
  • And then during Radio Grafitti, he gets pissed off at how people are liking the Engineer.
  • "Have a humpin' Herman Christmas..."
• December 16, 2011: Ghetto Capitalist has a kid with wooping cough, an apparent job offering with the show, and thinks Ghost has cancer?
  • Equestrian Citizen calls in again to point out Ghost's racism, asking why he hates Russians. He even gives out his address on air knowing Ghost can't do anything to him.
  • The "Ghost has cancer" joke kept on popping up from time to time the next day.
  • Ashoe called in saying he was going to be taken to a doctor after being kicked in the balls, Ghost was concerned over his parents doing that... until Ash mentioned that he probably couldn't shoot anymore.
  • Someone had the nerve to make a splice of Ghost and his Granny
    • The Suck Mah Dick guy had a DoubleWhammy! Both involved poking fun at Ghost's Granny, but the latter sent him in cans.
• Also from December 16th, we have Ghost's Papa Wolf tendencies acting up again.
• The Christmas episode was full of lulz from both sides of the coin:
  • PonyToast got in twice; once discussing what Kwanzaa exactly involves, and then a little later to discuss True Equestrian Radio. You can tell which one Ghost was more pissed at.
  • He also decided to call back a few people to troll them, leading to some awkward moments.
  • 213 calls in, disturbing Ghost with his tale involving a Christmas party and a Glory Hole.
  • We also had the return of Capitalist Confessions, after a caller asked why he hadn't done it in a while.
  • "Happy Halloween, Ghost!"
  • Tub Guy: Ghost, I filled the tub full of gravy, let's roll around like a couple of hambones! Oh my!
• The December 28th broadcast has this moment. It is, however followed by a scary moment as Tri$sha/Noteparty gets beaten to death mid-broadcast, then goes to funny again as Ghost is trying to make sense of what just happened. While throwing cans around of course.
  • During the "Ghosties" episode, Noteparty confirmed that SuspiciousTumbleweed was pulling a fast one
• December 30th. Keet Ghost. Nuff said.
  • Ghost expresses his love of TSA searches
• December 31st, 2011:
  • Twilight Sparkle goes party.mov on Ghost. Despite how quiet it sounds, Ghost was able to understand it and go nuts. This is the origin of a splice used in the February 16, 2012 show.
• January 4, 2012:
  • The "BAN ALL BRONIES" spam. Suprisingly, Ghost manages to rage over its sheer awkwardness rather than acknowledge the fact that they hate Bronies.
  • Asho calls in watching pornography and drinking Pacifico. Ghost erupts into another "WHERE ARE THE PARENTS" rage.
  • One of Asho's friends calls in watching a porno called "Ghost Flexes Nuts for Granny".
  • Though he managed to ward off one of Celtic Brony's calls, Ghost raged quit over The Rock, asking "Who choked harder: The Dallas Cowboys or his Granny at the back of a Denny's Restaurant?"
• January 5, 2012:
  • Radio Graffiti begins with the ever popular "Ghost pisses on his grandma" splice.
  • "Herman Cain: can we get a major fail on this asshole?"
  • The "BAN ALL BRONIES" caller returns, along with some friends ("CASTRATE BRONIES" and "FUCK BRONIES")
• His Ron Paul impression is hilarious.
• January 6, 2012
  • True Capitalist Radio Greatest hits
  • MAGIC MISSILE!
  • Mug Ranny's a Tranny, uhh... AWW YOU SON OF A- GET THAT ASSHOLE OUT OF HERE!! *rage quit*
  • Beaten kids, broken arm kids, broken leg kids, etc. Oh, it gets even funnier after that.
    • However it was later discovered in his paltalk that It was really just members of the capitalist army he arranged with and was selecting their calls on prompt. It was the same with the BAN ALL BRONIES stuff and other calls like this.
• January 9, 2012
  • Ghost ragequits and the Engineer takes over again. And then 661 starts offering him a job at surgeradio.org
• January 13, 2012 was a day of bad luck:
  • Among other things, "YMCA" references kept popping up (and making Ghost increasingly angered)
  • Ghostie Wrap Up! Thanks to Rina-chan. When Ghost heard it, he thought Hasbro themselves were trolling him.
  • The same day, we have a large number of "Helen Keller Deaf Mutes", the Ban all Bronies guy playing Ear Rape, and a Winter Wrap-Up splice with Ghost himself.
• January 17th, 2012. True Optimist Radio.
  • To celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Ghetto Capitalist rewrote the "I Have a Dream" speech to support his EBT/Welfare/Child Support spending lifestyle. Do you even need to guess how Ghost reacted?
  • And then Celtic took a scene from Epic Pie Time and remixed it further. Let's spin Ghost!
  • Ghost repeatedly calling Martin Luther King "Martin Luther the King" never gets old.
  • The Twitter and Chatroom names that day were full of rage from Ghost.
• January 18th, 2012 was a rage-filled day.
  • CelticBrony presents The Ghost Files.
  • Rarity calls in to tell Ghost his excrement fetish is disgusting and to stay away from Sweetie Belle
    • And later, Applejack calls in asking if she can buck his grandmother. Ghost then threatens to turn Applejack into Horse Meat and feed her to the homeless.
  • "Let me tell ya something, if you're a true conservative, if you're a real conservative, if you're a real American patriot, vote for SOOOO-PAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  • When Amy Daly told Ghost about a new bill that requires porn stars to wear a condom, he throws up cans over it.
  • NAGS(Not Another Granny Splice)
  • Cowboy Hambone
  • Hi! My name is Ghost! My name is Ghost! My name is *wiki-wiki* HAAAAMBONE!
• The January 20th Radio Graffiti has Fluttershy offering to clean up the cans, Pinkie Pie offering Ghost cupcakes made out of Ghost's granny, a Doctor Hambone remix, Ghost Tales and several calls from what sounds like an all-male orgy. Ghost went ballistic.
  • Bonus points to the Doctor Hambone remix being made by Celtic Brony (but not actually played by him).
  • There was also a remix of Eminem's "Without Me", furthering Ghost's rage.
  • Tubguy and a Tubguy impersonator run into each other during a cluster call. Ghost starts yelling "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts!" and Tub Guy responds "To stay fresh, you can hop in my tub." Ghosts kicks him off in anger.
• January 23, 2012:
  • Angry Racist Jewish Hambone!
  • Drowning music + Ghost wheezing.
• January 24, 2012:
  • "Trans-testicle Taco Tuesday"
  • "Whenever I wanna get a drunken stupor goin' on, I gotta chug this pony piss"
  • Celtic Brony's splice about Ghost's father. He does not take it well.
• January 25, 2012:
  • People have called other radio shows using Ghost's voice, then replaying the results on Ghost's show. Today, one of the radio hosts compared him to Alex Jones. The resulting rage was amazing.
    • Even during the outro he was still tossing cans around
  • Fluttershy: Oh, these trolls make me so mad I could just scream! *deep breath* Ahhhhhh.
• Sick kids! Dying kids! Dead kids! Broken-arm kids! Lost kids! Crying kids!
• January 27, 2012: Radio Graffiti: After a slow first half, the second half turned out to be one of the funniest moments in the show:
  • Suspicious Tumbleweed and Asho. Apparently Suspicious Tumbleweed was babysitting Asho, then he spoke and Ghost eventually (but not immediately) des Go Mad from the Revelation and applies cans.wav.
  • Someone calls Howard Stern, one of Ghost's enemies with clips of Ghost admitting he's racist. You can only guess the reaction.
• John Conquest trolls BTR stations.
• February 3rd, 2012 after returning from a short break.
  • The fake Asho calling in saying he hit puberty (oh we wish)
  • The double dose of "SUCK MAH DICK", first from Twilight Sparkle and again from 347. In a row.
  • Ghetto Capitalist calls in having a "first of the month party"
  "We've got more pizzas up in here than Celtic Brony, baby!"
  • Someone calls in questioning Ghost's method of handling his show, noting how what he does is not normal compared to other radio shows. Ghost completely flips his lid, accusing the caller of being a pedophile.
  • Ghost's voice is used to troll the FBI.
  FBI: Good day, this is the FBI.
  "Ghost:" Who is this?
  FBI: ...this is the FBI.
  "Ghost:" Ah Jesus Christ, Is this Nikolai?!
  FBI: No Sir, this is the-
  "Ghost:" You're a fruity-ass from where I'm standing!
• February 8th, 2012
  • Theme of the day was calling him Ghostler. Ending on a Rudolph parody.
  • *fast breathing* Applejack: I came in Pinkie *MLP theme plays*
  • Tub Guy calls in TWICE. First time offering to head to Applebees to double penetrate Asho's mom, second time he bought something from Oklahoma while calling him "Comrade Ghostler"
• February 9th, 2012
  • Someone prank called the CIA with Ghost calling himself John Conquest.
  • 347 did a Bruno Mars parody that enraged Ghost so much he was angry for the rest of the show. Until...
  • Tub Guy called in saying World War III has come to his bunker and invites Ghost for a 3-way with Alex Jones. We didn't just get cans, we got MEGA CANS.
• February 13th, 2012:
  • Someone called in playing E-rotic's "Help Me Dr. Dick". Ghost wonders where they find this stuff.
  • Austin Vibrator called in with his usual sound effect, and sped it up several times.
  • The brief return of the Internet Buttstalker.
• February 16th 2012: Ghost was sick that day, making the rage much funnier.
  • "Ghost, what are you doing? You can't drink all these fucking beer cans!" "HOW 'BOUT HAVIN' SOME O' THIS YOU STUPID SKANK!"
  • Herbert returns!
  • Tub Guy wants to smoke crack and have a 3-way with Ghost and Bobby Brown. Oh my.
  • "Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rarity" *clips of Ghost whining*
• February 21st, 2012: An unusual Taco Tuesday with some strange events:
  • Angry Racist Jewish Hambone returns.
  • Jeopardy! questions being used and Ghost goes on to rage.
  • A clip of Rina-chan as Asho Ketchum was played during Radio Graffiti about catching all the Alabama Black Snake.
    • His favorite Pokemon type is Ghost.
  • The Great and Powerful Trixie calls in. Ghost reacts accordingly.
  • Ghetto Capitalist does it again, this time in Radio Graffiti about his video about unseating Lamar Smith and requesting Ghost to follow him on Twitter. To say Ghost was angry would be an understatement; to double the hilarity, his mic died again.
• February 22nd, 2012:
  • A lot of pony calls happened that day. Pinkie in particular.
  • "Shut up, alright, I don't have cans, alright, this is just crap on my desk-*crapondesk.wav*
  • The chatroom shoutouts in general, since Ghost had been informed that his microphone was malfunctioning, and had to hurry with them before it broke down completely, so he couldn't double check the names he said.
  • Ghost singing along to a trumpet playing caller by making his best goat impersonation is just too ridiculous to pass up.
• February 28th, 2012:
  • "We HEIL! HEIL! Right in der Ghostler's face!"
  • John Conquest declaring himself king of ten year old boy ass on another station, and the hosts commenting on how he sounds like a pedophile.
  • "Johnnie Walker, Second Harvest, oh yeah..."
  • Asho declares he's a Brony, causing Ghost to break down.
  "HE'S GOING TO HAVE A BEAN N' CHEESE CUTIE MARK!" *cans*
• March 2nd, 2012:
  • Ghost wanted to leave early, but a collection of splices during an early Radio Graffiti took the spotlight. One of them was a splice of Ghost beating the Engineer.
  • KneeSlappington played a splice of Ghost taking a crap. Ghost acted as expected.
  "Uh oh, poo poo!"
  • Another Running Gag of Ghost being a brony featured a splice of him admitting he's a brony. In an extremely rare occurrence, he did throw cans around.
  • "Pinkie Pie" strikes again with singing a song and Ghost manages to Rage Quit.
• March 20th, 2012:
  • A splice was played of Ghost calling Hasbro Security with various My Little Pony-related splicings.
  • Ghost the Hitman Hart. A remix of Bret Hart's theme and Ghost failed to identify the wrestler's theme, calling it "isn't that some wrestling intro to some muscle-bound idiot that comes out in panties?" then unleashed cans.
  • Herbert returns to provide some more hilarity.
  • Suspicious Tumbleweed revealed that she was a brony. Ghost was not happy at all and said "get this fucking mic out of my face!" followed by cans.wav.
    • Fridge Logic: Why did he rage over a woman being a fan of the show? I can understand men but Tumbleweed is part of the target demographic. Are adult women not allowed to be fans either?
    • After unleashing his trillions of beer cans, Ghost even admitted that that was practically Cherry Tapping and that he refused to end the show there.
  • A Ghostler-inspired remix of Der Führer's Face was played, the same from February 28th's episode. Ghost's reaction was the same, throwing cans in anger.
• March 27, 2012
  • I've eaten Stillbirth Soup. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • One neat splice call:
  Ghost's Grandma: I hate to beat my grandson here but...
  *Smack*
  Ghost: AHHHHHHHH!
  • Another one involving the Engineer
  Ghost: Just sit there and do your job!
  Engineer: Mreahmameyefuckyou!
  *Smack*
  Ghost: Ahhh! Aaack!
  Engineer: Yaaaay! Yeaaahhh!
  • Hank Hill calls in and reveals he's a brony.
    • With a minor mistake as he said his middle name was "Jebidiah" when it's really "Rutherford".
  • Someone calls in and plays the first Pony Thread Simulator over Skype. Ghost muses that it sounds like "Stephen Hawking playing Mario 2".
  • Meru meru meru meru meru meru me!~ Meru meru meru meru meru meru me!~ Meru meru meru meru meru meru ME!~
  • And the call that takes the cake
  Ghost: GOING TOO FAR MY ASS! YOU AIN'T SEEN ME GO FAR ENOUGH!
  * Sound of Ghost moaning, baby crying and water running in the background
• April 17th, 2012. Ghost returns again! This time on tax day.
  • A new rage record! Due to BTR technical difficulties, the first 15 minutes of the show was dead air. When he finally got on, he was so mad he already started throwing cans.
  • Ghost gets a call that sounds like Tub Guy but ends up being the "SUCK MY DICK" guy.
  • Ghetto Capitalist calls in and gives special thanks to all the capitalists for paying taxes and feeding him. Ghost raaaaaages.
  • A "trans-testicle" calling herself "Missy" sings a song about anal sex for Ghost. He pukes up cans.
• The entire 4/20 show of 2012. There were so many of them that it'd take forever.
  • A remix of Ghost singing: "EBT...EBT...I just swipe my EBT..." Ghost responds with "No, let's not... stop, man."
  • 347 calls in for 420 with the predictable results from Ghost.
  • People playing sirens and the theme song to COPS to scare Ghost.
    • That and a (presumably) fake call from the Austin PD being informed of the use of narcotics
  • "Happy birthday to you, Adolf Ghostler!"
  • The epic rap battle between Debi Daly and Ghost.
  • Then there's the 4/20 from 2011, Ghost tokes up, chokes a little and then sets off the office's smoke detector.
• April 26th, 2012
  • Ghost had a Villainous Breakdown when told Gabe Newell was a brony.
  • Gamzee calls.
  • At 13:59, Fat Marshall calls in with a splice of Ghost "clopping" to My Little Pony.
  • Two calls in a row, we got clips from Alex Jones
  • And then Coodoo ends the day with a Maniac remix
• April 30th, 2012:
  • People calling in with advertisements that Ghost eventually raged over.
  • Someone played a clip of Tara Strong singing Twilightlicious in her Twilight Sparkle voice. The reaction was as expected.
    • Before that, Ghost went on a tirade over the video of Tara Strong saying "I'm a Melting Pot of Friendship" in her Twilight Sparkle voice.
  • Back-to-back cans: Ghost "calling" PETA and TexassTroll providing Ghost with a StevieB remix to finish off an already-furious Ghost.
  • Ghost showcases bottles.wav
  • Goddamnit I want my shrimp back! *cans.wav*
• May 3rd, 2012:
  • A First of da Month remix of Ghost (incorrectly called a splice by the host) played with the predictable results.
  • A caller says his EBT card has Ghost's avatar on it. Can you even imagine Ghost's reaction?
  • Kermit the Frog calls in and wonders if it's still considered clopping if the Ponies are drawn as humans.
  • Tub Guy calls in and puts KaraszKun in his place.
  • Coodoo17 ends the show with a remix: Believe it or not, Ghost's Walking on Air complete with Ghost throwing cans around.
• May 4, 2012:
  • Ghost's reaction to someone calling in with the "3 Penis Wine" ad.
  • A Twitter user got a shoutout with the name "Sellout in Austin." Ghost was unamused.
  • More advertising pranks on this episode. Jimmy Kudos even had an advertisement for Ghost's show.
  • Tub Guy convinced Hasbro to make a character based off Ghost.
  • Fat Marshall's splice about Ghost endorsing sperm shakes.
  I am the badass of sperm shakes *blender sound* Mmmm hmmm! Awwwwwwwwwww yeah. *slurping*
  • This little ditty:
  Ghost and Alex Jones sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  First comes fearmongering
  Then comes gay marriage
  Then comes my fruity-ass fruitbowl gay son!
  • A caller offering Ghost Rosebud's Frozen Green Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.
  • Ghost's Chicken dance.
  WHO THE HELL IS COODOO?
  I'm your worst nightmare.
• May 9, 2012:
  • "It's Springtime for Ghostler and True Capitalist Radio!"
  • The Second Harvest troll calls in and reports he discovered "Johnnie Walker Third Harvest".
  • Tub Guy offers Ghost to double penetrate KaraszKun while eating out the Queen of England.
  • A splice of Ghost applauding and cheering Barack Obama winning the election was played.
  • 347 calls in from a Trayvon Martin march.
  • "It's ''Lots and Lots of Asian Tiger Shrimp''!"
• May 11, 2012:
  • A "trailer" for a film about Ghost and Tub Guy fighting tiger shrimp underwater gets played on Radio Graffiti.
  • Engineer! You're in hot water with me! Oh, my!
• May 15, 2012 was a beautiful day:
  • Ghetto Capitalist supposedly calls in from a Pentecostal church, with a choir in the background, then causes Ghost to rage when he claims to swipe a fifty-dollar bill from the collection plate.
  • Texas Troll calls in with a Run DMC parody about Ghost.
  Ghost is a Jewish hambone
  Butt plug up the asshole having racist
  Racist, racist, racist, racist!
  His wife's a dirty dishrag whore
  And his son likes My Little Pony,
  Pony, pony, pony, pony!

  • Ghost is perfectly fine about the insults about him and his family (he actually says "you can talk about me all you want"), but ends the call when the caller begins promoting Lamar Smith.
  • Jimmy Kudos made a commercial for the Ghost action figure.
  • A caller with a strong accent "hears an ethnic twang" in Ghost's voice, and offers to play "Guess the Minority".
  • Tub Guy's last appearance involves signing a deal with Lion's Den Adult Supershow to advertise on Ghost's show. Ghost flings beer cans as usual over him.
  • Wena played an ad for "KaraszKun Burgers" that made Ghost rage so hard his voice went demonic.
  • Coodoo delivered the killing blow (until 2016) with a Backstreet Boys remix, including a clip of Ghost Tempting Fate by asking "What's next? The Buttstreet Boys?" "YES!"
    "I'm a JEW!
    I am a goddamn bro-ny!
    I'm a JEW!
    Flutter-shy is best po-ny!"
    • Best part is Ghost showing a surprising bit of Genre Savvy and knowing that Coodoo's call was going to piss him off.
• Coodoo17 never fails to bring the lulz, as showcased by this compilation.
• Tub Guy's page on the TCR Wiki reveals some calls he planned but never came to be. Including a trailer for a sex tape between Ghost and transsexual porn star Amy Daly, a meeting between Tub Guy and Herbert and a new money-making idea with Ghetto Capitalist and Tub Guy involving flesh lights and MLP stickers.
• This YouTube user who specializes in Garry's Mod videos (a few of which include references to and are even themed around True Capitalist Radio) recreated several calls from the show ^note with Ghost, Engineer, and the callers being represented usually as Team Fortress 2 characters Gmod style in two videos. To those looking for a good laugh, they're not something to be passed over.

Second Run (2016–2017)

• March 25, 2016
  • Tub Guy calls in asking for Ghost's opinion on picking up Ted Cruz by dressing in drag.
  • "Y'know, lemme tell ya a story about corn..."
  • "Johnnie Walker 567th Harvest, oh yeah..."
• April 6, 2016
  • Ghost takes a piss on his electric fence.
• April 22, 2016
  • Ghost goes kinky in proving he can take more than one man at a time.
  • He also loots several liquor stores on 6th Street.
• May 2nd, 2016
  • Germit The Gay Frog staples tapeworms on his penis, so the flesh worms drink brain juice from the fetus.
  • The "True Cripple Radio" splice, which caused Ghost to Cans.wav.
  Ghost: I'M NOT A GODDAMN CRIPPLE! Jesus Christ, man. I'M NOT A DAMN CRIPPLE AND THAT WAS- THAT WAS RIDICULOUS! THAT WAS SCREWED UP, MAN! True Handicapped Radio you sons of bitches!
  • The parody of "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty, featuring the "My Dick Band".
• May 6th, 2016
  • Little Texan in Big Flood.
  • People make mid-broadcast splices of random things Ghost said a few minutes ago set to Flight of the Valkyries, prompting him to yell "I just said that!" in frustration. Of course, an "I just said that!" splice followed soon after.
• May 7th, 2016, Mother's Day Special
  • The aforementioned mid-broadcast splicers calling up to the point that Ghost goes so far as to call them internet buttstalkers in rage... And then the actual Internet Buttstalker calls up, causing Ghost to completely lose it.
    • "THAT'S THE INTERNET BUTTSTALKER! THAT'S THE INTERNET BUTTSTALKER!"
• May 13th, 2016
  • The mid-show splices come to a head when Boat073 makes a mid-show splice of something Ghost said literally 20 seconds ago. Baller Friday the 13th was completely ruined. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome.
• May 20th, 2016
  • Ghost's wheelchair breaks down on a train track, and he gets run over by the Trump Train.
  • Mr. Ghostler, give us the news!
    Why did you murder those six million Jews?
    We know you really like My Little Pony
    And that you've got a crush on Alex Jonesy!
• May 25th, 2016
  • Tub Guy does it again:
    • *Horse Neigh* "Ghost, now that your wife is here, let's remake 'Two Guys, One Horse", Oh my!" What makes this better is that it's a call back to Tub Guy being in the tub with a horse.
• May 26th, 2016
  • Ghost's voice is altered to sound like a Satan worshiper, and also a smurf!
  • Tub Guy makes Ghost rage just by admitting he voted for Obama back in 2008.
• May 30th, 2016
  • After several jokes about Vietnam and Ghost being a cripple, it reaches its peak with the twitter name Left Legs in Rice Paddy, sending Ghost into a massive rage and forcing him to go on break for several minutes. Even upon returning, he's still pissed off.
  • True Muslim Radio already ticks Ghost off enough, but when the Engineer fails to end the call and it's still playing in the background while Ghost is raging, it makes it all the more hilarious.
  • Ghost's Vietnam-related pain doesn't end so easy, with 2 back to back Vietnam splices.
  • "I am going to kill myself here"
• May 31st, 2016. Ghost's Vietnam flashbacks continue.
  • Ghost is a trysexual
  • A cartoon insta-splice of Ghost causes him to start screaming randomly.
  • Fried Rice with Napalm
• June 1st, 2016
  • "Oh yeah. I want big horse penis in my ass."
  • A sick twisted splice by A Real Black Guy causes Ghost to puke cans.
  • "My legs, I can't feel my legs! I'm gonna die soon. *cough.wav*"
  • Just war-related sounds causes a Vietnam flashback for Ghost.
    • "WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE, UP TO YOUR GODDAMN KNEES IN RICE PADDIES, WITH - GODDAMN CHARLIE, COMING UP FROM ABOVE *cans.wav*"
• June 2nd, 2016
  • The very first call splices Ghost's incoherent screaming with pooping sounds.
  • Viet-fucking-nam. Need I say more?
• June 3rd, 2016
  • Callers begin backmasking Ghost, inducing paranoid anger from him.
    • One said backmask got spliced with hentai noises, making Ghost almost sound Japanese compared to the character in question.
  • Remixes of Stand Proud and Limp Bizkit's Rollin' are played.
• June 6th, 2016
  • Ghost learns about Masked Pony's diaper fetish. One of the greatest meltdowns in TCR history follows.
  • The Twitter Shoutouts were on point: The Hambone of Hanoi, Pampers For Masked Pony, Alex Jones Ripoff, those are some of the standouts.
• June 7th, 2016. Ghost didn't quite recover from yesterday's... incident, and the results are incendiary, with Ghost letting off a Cluster F-Bomb for a lot of the show, which is very uncharacteristic of him.
  • Ghost is Pampered is what sets off his temper for the remainder of the episode.
  • After Ghost gives a monotone or non-reaction to splices, a call of his voice ringing up the police is enough to snap him out of it and start raging again.
  • Ghost decides to entertain himself by calling up stores pretending to be a tranny. The responses he receives only pisses him off more.
  • Ghetto Capitalist, after 3 months of not calling, makes his triumphant return on one of Ghost's worst days. Ghost even comments on the timing.
    • "I MEAN, TODAY? OF ALL DAYS THAT YOU HAD TO COME BY, AND GRACE YOUR GHETTO-FIED PRESENCE, YOU CHOSE TODAY?!"
  • After being trolled from an area-code he believes is MaskedPony, Ghost attempts to call it back to no avail, but decides to save the number for future use. Mere moments later, he has a meltdown over him again.
• June 9th, 2016 was mostly boring due to the Skype system not working, with only 1 funny call from Tub Guy, wanting Karaszkun to combine the power of their aspergers.
• June 10th, 2016 wasn't too interesting, however...
  • A particularly beautiful splice of Ghost ''interacting'' with Alex Jones is played and Ghost reacts accordingly. Ghost gets so frustrated about it in a soliloquy that his speech devolves into Angrish.
• June 12th, 2016 (Twitter Shoutouts)
  • Injured Orlando Palls
  • Free Shots At Polls
  • Face Mecca Now and HIV Blood Bath
• June 13th, 2016
  • Twitter shoutouts were filled with sick, twisted names to do with the Orlando massacre, including Zero Pulses for Florida, Shots are on me in Orlando, The Commando in Orlando and Orlando Hole Puncher.
  • It will be legal in Orlando to shoot a bunch of fruitbowls.
• June 14th, 2016
  • The sick twisted names to do with Orlando continue, with A Muslim walks into a bar, Blood on the Dance Floor and ARs for Gay Bars.
• June 17th, 2016
  • The fifth anniversary of the original 4chan raid brings back "Fuck You Texas"
• June 21st, 2016
  • Someone calls up an asian with Mr Fortune Cookie's voice and later Ghost's voice. The entire call is hilarious.
  • Trans Capitalist Radio
• June 22nd, 2016
  • During the middle of a freakout, a troll links an article that cancer is linked to a high-fat diet + increased anger. Setting him off even further.
  • The Trans Alamo.
• June 23rd, 2016
  • Tub Guy presents the ultimate intro remix. True Bathhouse Radio.
• June 24th, 2016
  • G revealing himself to be a fan of Undertale ruins Ghost's Brexit Baller Friday, complete with an epic Big "NO!" on his part. It's Suspicious Tumbleweed revealing herself as a Brony all over again.
  • Tub Guy: "Ghost, to celebrate Brexit meet me in the Capitalist Ice Cream truck with Teutonic, and we can lick each other's popsicles, oh my!" It ended Radio Graffiti!
  • One troll called in to appeal to Ghost's crazy NASA conspiracies, playing on the popular "Stanley Kubrick filmed the moon landing" theory and telling him that Kubrick was such a perfectionist, that they actually went to the moon to film it. Causing Ghost to launch into one of his most insane rants ever.
• June 28th, 2016
  • True Undertale Radio. Complete with Ghost Remix of Flowey's Theme.
  • A caller compliments Ghost's show, but makes one correction; the show is called True Engineer Radio, not True Capitalist Radio.
  "Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, *cans.wav* SHUT UUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUP! SHUT YOUR STUPID FACES ALREADY, MAN!"
  • Go Go Adolf Ghostler!
• June 29th, 2016: The 300th Episode!
  • Boat73 causes rage after his Sparta remix of something Ghost said a minute earlier.
  • Coodoo and Tub Guy team up for a Barbie Girl remix. And it's beautiful.
  • True Fatass Radio.
  • True DramaAlert Radio.
  • After being besmirched the entire 300th episode by trolls, what finally ends it is True Whiner Radio, sending Ghost into a violent, several minute long rage, practically screaming at the top of his lungs "GODDAMN ALL OF YOU!" He raged so hard, he skipped his first show since he came back the following day because he had to go to the hospital.
• July 8th, 2016
  • An attendant of Bronycon calls in and reveals they're broadcasting the live show to hundreds of bronies. Ghost completely loses it.
• July 9th, 2016
  • Ghostenstein. Made even funnier when Ghost's complaint is that the splice makes him sound psychotic, which he clearly isn't.
  • The return of the Christmas carol trolling, causing Ghost to throw a massive hissyfit because he still doesn't like Christmas.
• After a couple days off, Ghost returned on July 20th in a glorious way
  • After too many troll-ish Twitter Shoutouts, Ghost begins to believe that the trolls were raised by "dirty dishrag whore single mothers" and were never disciplined (even believing their mothers buy them hentai) and so he symbolizes disciplining the trolls by taking off his belt and "spanking them in the woodshed".
  • This ends up backfiring as all the trolls demand that Ghost spank them harder and they love it.
  • "True S&M Radio"
  • Trolls begin spamming the cycling music from Pokémon Red and Blue, and it's enough to cause Ghost to rage.
• July 22nd, 2016
  • Ghost get flooded with calls playing even more Pokemon music which he hilariously misinterprets as organ grinder monkey music from a circus side show.
• July 24th, 2016. Ghost's 500th broadcast, True Conservative and True Capitalist combined! And it is one painful episode for Ghost to endure.
  • 500 Soros Shillsodes
  • 500 AM KKK Radio
  • Ghost's fart sniff
  • Ghost raps Fuck Donald Trump. Ghost's reaction is explosive, with several cans.wav's.
  • "And I hate to be a fatherly influence to my wife here, but..."
  • "It will be legal in Texas to molest 10 year old boy ass."
• And then we have the award show for the 500th episode!
  • Ghost drops his Silver Skull award. It's fine, however once he realizes it's all scratched up, he rages hard. And blames the trolls for him dropping it.
• July 27, 2016
  • The intro remixes continue, with True Narcissist Radio!
• August 1st, 2016
  • Ghost responds to a caller asking where to find Pokemon on 6th Street by once again removing his belt and taking the trolls to the woodshed, only to realize that Twitter trolls were liking the spanking treatment. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Adding insult to injury, Ghost realizes after the ensuing rant that he managed to bust his $250 belt in the process, sending him into another rage spiral.
• August 2, 2016
  • "Folks, all you've got to do is fart in my face. Do it Engineer!"
• August 3rd, 2016
  • Benito Ghostini calls in with Vietcong Ghost.
  • Boat073 snags the record for the longest cans.wav with his splice.
• August 4th, 2016
  • Tub Guy calls in to inform Ghost that he has converted to Islam and is now going to make Ghost his wife.
    • "WE GOT A FREAKING WILD JAHOOTIE TUB GUY! A WILD JAHOOTIE *cans.wav*" Complete with Big "OMG!"
  • An anonymous troll combines Ghost's Uncle Bernie bit and his constant use of the belt in the last couple of episodes to create something truly magical.
• August 8th, 2016
  • The Twitter shout-outs make Ghost say the N-word. ^note Specifically, he falls for the Twitter name Super Knee-Gah Bros. His Delayed Reaction lasts for 3 seconds and includes further cans when Twitter trolls get in on the action.
  • Boat073 presents a beautiful remix of Bohemian Rhapsody.
• August 12th, 2016
  • Nearly the entire episode qualifies. Ghost starts off in a terrible mood due to the fact that he and his wife were accosted by Homeland Security agents at a restaurant, whereas one of the agents proceeded to double-dip a chip in Ghost's salsa. The ensuing trolls broke the record for the most cans.wavs in a single broadcast.
  • Ghost explains what he did in his 4 year absence.
  • Benito Ghostini delivers a Monster Mash remix of Ghost's double dipping situation.
  • Ghost commits suicide.
    • "And nothing of value was lost!"
  • Tub Guy wants Ghost to meet him outside the Department of Homeland Security's office so they can Double dip each other's throats. Oh my.
  • After being besmirched by trolls all show, Ghost suffers one final meltdown, screaming his face off about wanting to see the Homeland Security agent's face who double dipped his chip. It gets so bad toward the end, his voice starts getting extremely deep just like if he turns into The Incredible Hulk and he says his back is changing shape and his rage is "unearthing the demon".
    • "I WANNA SEE HIS FACE!!!! BLLLAAAARRRARRRGGHHHH!!!"
• August 15th, 2016 Start to finish.
  • Multiple Death Metal Ghost remixes using the last episode. "I'M UNLEASHING THE DEMON!"
  • The subtle Baneposting call.
  • Ghost tries to scale Trump Tower with suction cups, but gets into a battle with Spider-Man.
  • His reaction to the "2 Chips 1 Cuck" tweet is screaming "I'LL CUCK YOUR MOM!" So he wants to have sex with our dads? Oooh my.
  • Tub Guy shows his support for multiculturalism in his own special way. Ghost's response includes both a scream of pure rage and a Precision F-Strike
• August 18th, 2016
  • The main attraction of the day is when Templeton bites Ghost's hand.
    • This leads to Ghost disinfecting the bite on-air by pouring scotch over it a few times, screeching in pain while cursing out Templeton, which is both wince-inducing and hilarious at the same time.
    • The Twitter Shout-Outs didn't let this pass without comment, of course; "I turn hands into food", "Soft feminine hands", "Good job Templeton", "Hands left in Templeton", "Templeton 1, Ghost 0", "Templeton's betrayal", "Woodshed for Templeton", and "Ghost's Finger Food", the last of which provoked an infuriated "I've got yer goddamn finger right here, boy!" response.
  • Someone remixes Prodigy's Smack my Bitch Up with Nickelback's Photograph. Ghost's Stunned Silence and Tranquil Fury reaction makes it even funnier.
• August 19th, 2016
  • Ghost sings Rick Astley 's Never Gonna Give You Up. Boat073 turns it into a speed remix, leading to another ruined Baller Friday.
• August 26th, 2016
  • We get a mashup of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic theme and Stevie Ray Vaughan's Pride & Joy, leading to a big meltdown from Ghost.
  • Xara_Hox calls in with what initially sounds like Rock You Like a Hurricane before swiftly changing over to Nickelback. Ghost reacts poorly to the betrayal of the "Penist".
  • "So, scumbag. We got ya." We're gonna track your ass down and...guess what? We got ya. Thanks a lot for lettin' us know who you were. The ink was all over your IP Address, ya dead moose-meat. I'll send my boys to come see you..." Ghost's reaction is what sells it.
  Ghost: Alright, I'll be right here, okay? I'll be right here.
  • A splice of Ghost allowing the Engineer to have sex with his wife leads to him literally shrieking in rage for a few minutes before having an even bigger meltdown. It reaches peak humor when he starts screaming "FUCK YOU" without excusing his language.
• August 29th, 2016
  • Boat073 commits MUSIC BLASPHEMY!
  • After seeing the Leslie Jones nudes, Tubguy suggests creating a parody of Ghostbusters called Assbusters. Cue instant puke.wav and cans.wav.
• August 30th, 2016
  • Courtesy of Topbadge and Tubguy, Ghost is presented with an episode of Storytime with Masked Pony. Rage ensues.
• August 31st, 2016
  • True Overreaction Radio successfully baits Ghost into an extreme reaction.
  • Donald Trump makes his opinions on Texas VERY clear.
  • A spectacular finishing move by Boat073.
• September 7, 2016
  • Boat73 mixes Smash Mouth with Stevie Ray Vaughn. Hilarity ensues.
  • Ghost would like to thank the god of this world...
    • Ghost's reaction makes it even funnier.
    • "I WOULD NEVER, EVERRRR BOW DOWN TO THAT EVIL SON OF A BITCH!"
• September 8th, 2016
  • Twitter names insulting the Texas Martyrs reach critical mass. Examples include Mexico: 1; Davy Cuckett: 0, Alamo A La Mode, San Jacinto = War Crime, Alamo Wallbuster, Bean and Cheese Alamo Owned, the obligatory TransCrockett, and The Martyr the Farter.
• September 9th, 2016
  • Musical splices reach a new level of creativity.
  • A particularly clever play on Ghost's Twitter name is presented.
• September 12th, 2016
  • Ghost gets outed.
  • Capitalists did 9/11
  • "It will be legal in New York City to fly into the World Trade Center"
  • World Trans Center
  • Beat Shitless Ghost
• September 13th, 2016
  • Ghost rage quit extra early after someone attempted to prank him into calling the FBI under the guise of a DNC leak.
  • We did get Twitter shoutouts, the highlight being "The Boogie of BTR".
• September 15th, 2016
  • Though technical issues prevented Radio Graffiti, trolls on Twitter still managed to make Ghost rage by sending pictures of, in turn, a body pillow of Ghost, a buttplug of Donald Trump, and a butter body pillow.
• September 16th, 2016
  • This day was glorious. The Engineer took over the show once again and played the theme from "Boss", sending Ghost into yet another epic meltdown.
  • The body pillow pictures sent Ghost into further meltdowns.
  • Amidst the carnage of the body pillow trolls, Ghost unveiled his new avatar (courtesy of Karaszkun). At first he was enraged when people immediately claimed they didn't like it. Then he was horrified when, within a minute of it being unveiled, it had been put on a body pillow.
  • A body pillow of MaskedPony proves to be the final straw for Ghost. Genuine horror can be heard in his voice.
  • Tubguy calls in with a special rendition of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
• September 19th, 2016
  • Ghost X Obama starts off Radio Graffiti.
  • More body pillow spam. Including nude Leslie Jones, Ghostler Youth, and Keemstar.
• September 20th, 2016
  • True He Just Freakin' Said That Radio, complete with audio from just a few seconds ago. To add to the hilarity, as soon as it's done Ghost screams "I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT!" as usual.
• September 22nd, 2016
  • The standard intro remix gets tweaked in two different ways to create something glorious.
• September 23rd, 2016 Start to finish.
  • The opening shots of the True Capitalist Radio Civil War are fired, as Ghost and The Engineer compete to sell more autographs, complete with Captain America-esque Civil War drawings on Twitter.
  • An inebriated Ghost celebrates that he's in the lead, only to then be shocked out of his euphoria by somebody doing something... particularly vile to one of his autographs and showing him on Twitter.
• September 26th, 2016 The True Capitalist Radio Civil War rages on...
  • Radio Graffiti opens up with Boss Photograph.
  • Ghost and body pillows.
  • Steve Irwin locates the fabled San Antonio Squawker performing its mating call.
  • Benito Ghostini provides an utterly BRUTAL splice.
  • Tubguy offers to mediate a peaceful settlement in his own special way.
• September 28th, 2016
  • Ghost gets attacked by birds.
• September 29th, 2016
  • Someone autotunes a splice of Ghost fapping.
  • Ghost tries his hand at multi-track drifting.
• September 30th, 2016
  • Doctor Ghost's experiment to clone the Engineer succeeds all too well.
• October 3rd, 2016
  • Throughout the show, people keep tweeting Ghost images of grotesquely obese individuals and asking him if they're his son, grandmother, ect.
  • The San Antonio Squawker returns, this time perched outside Ghost's own window.
  • Several members of Ghost's Inner Circle endorse the Engineer, including Teutonic Plague, as well as a clip of Donald Trump saying he approves this message. Ghost has a can explosion and even cries on air (complete with denial).
• October 4th, 2016
  • The Heavy makes it perfectly clear who he supports.
• October 5th, 2016
  • Several callers play racist Johnny Rebel songs. The songs themselves are terrible, but Ghost's reaction to each one is hilarious.
  YOU'RE GONNA GET ME TAKEN OFF THE AIR!
  • A group of bronies (including Masked Pony) call up and tell Ghost that even though the Inner Circle has betrayed him, the bronies will always be there for him...This sends Ghost into a can frenzy as well as puke.wav.
  I'VE GOT INNER CIRCLE BETRAYAL AND FRICKIN' BRONIES CRAWLIN' UP THE BUTTCRACK!
• October 6th, 2016
  • Karaszkun is revealed to be drawing NUDE ART, causing yet another can explosion and colossal Big "NO!" from Ghost, and continuing a truly epic string of betrayals from members of the Inner Circle and other serious callers.
  • Two Words: Tango Down.
  THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU ASSHOLE! THAT'S NOT *cans.wav* THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
• October 7th, 2016
  • First, Ghost gets plagued by switchboard problems, unable to take calls initially, and then threatens to fire the Engineer over this. He then in the midst of his frustration cries out "Can this day get any worse?!" and then...
  • After receiving information that G was Toilet Guy and promptly raging, Ghost called in G, who confirmed that he was one of the Tub Guy copycats (namely Toilet Guy), and likes Anime (something Ghost is extremely vindictive of). This is all after Ghost claimed to give him a free pass over his liking of Undertale, and the truly epic string of betrayals is complete. Every single Creator's Pet of his from Teutonic Plague to the Inner Circle to Karaszkun to G has just betrayed him. Ghost initiates a Can-apocalypse, and once again in a short period of time breaks down in tears over his past week. You can almost feel sorry for Ghost in the end. ALMOST.
  • Almost is right, what with the controversy that happened afterwards and Ghost's response to the situation. Almost makes the end of this episode not so funny considering it nearly ended TCR again.
• October 10th, 2016
  • A very special edition of Ask Karaszkun
  "Teutonic Plague, suck my nuts." boing
• October 12th, 2016
  • Ghost's redundant use of "son of a bitch" is compared to Porky Pig. Ghost somehow mistakes it for being called a hambone.
  • Tubguy announces his acquisition of a full time job and requests a ''special'' commission from KaraszKun. Ghost takes it as well as you'd expect.
  • Free blowjobs for Donald Trump.
  • Near the beginning, Boat073 actually made an orchestral remix of the Boss Nigger theme and played the whole thing. Ghost completely flips out, and starts berating the Engineer, throwing cans at him, and demanding he apologize for playing that song in the first place, and lamenting how the internet is never going to let him live it down.
• October 13, 2016
  • It's the Woodshed!
• October 17, 2016
  • Ghost wishes Eminem a happy birthday.
  • Ghost is excited to be retweeted by Thinking Alpha, and decides to end the Shout-Outs there and then so it can end on a high note instead of the usual sick disgusting names... and is once again shocked out of his euphoria when he sees a video posted by Boat073 of him burning Ghost's autographs, plural. We got four separate cans.wav in one rage.
  "And it looks like he burned more than one- Did you buy more than one autograph?! Boat! You sick son of a bitch! Boat! You sick twisted bastar-" *cans.wav*
• October 18th, 2016
  • Ghost conducts some Twitter ''Shootouts''
• October 20th, 2016
  • "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"
  • The Internet Buttstalker's dream comes true
  • "Totally Gay Nordic Dudes"
• October 21, 2016
  • Templeton bit Ghost again.
  • Ghost gets a visit from the San Antonio Police Department and has a mental breakdown in the process.
• October 24, 2016
  • Boogie the Clown.
  • Bad boys, bad boys...
  • Ghost gets a visit from the Retard Police, courtesy of MaskedPony.
  • Tub Guy gets his AIDS test back and invites Ghost to celebrate with him.
• October 25, 2016
  • ALRIGHT, THE SAFE WORD IS "POLICE BRUTALITY"
• October 26, 2016
  • Various serious callers, splicers, trolls and of course Donald Trump band together in a movement to Ban Teutonic Plague from the show because of his comments about killing dogs.
  • Ghost beats his wife, kills some cops, and gets drone'd.
  • Ghost takes a drink from the Internet Buttstalker's dick & cheese sandwich.
  • Peter Griffin makes fun of Donald Trump's so-called "locker-room talk". Cue cans.wav.
  • Teutonic Plague and Thomas Albin are wanted for their dog-killing antics.
• October 27, 2016
  • Ghost tells a story...
  • Helicopters vs Ghost
  • Ghost figures out that acting like half a tard gets you all the attention.
• October 28, 2016
  • Ghost goes on America's Got Talent.
  • Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey! Goodbye!
  • Vibrator achieves warp speed.
  • Ding dong, the Teutonic Plague's dead.
  • Another one bites the dust.
  • Even Trumping Capitalist wants to celebrate Teutonic's death with some Johnnie Walker, Second Harvest.
  • The New Mexico state police are still searching for Teutonic Plague and Thomas Albin for animal abuse
  • The "month of betrayal" reaches its glorious finale as a tearful Ghost reluctantly decides to give in to the "BanTeutonic" movement and ban his biggest fan and most fanatical supporter from the show due to how unpopular he is with listeners, and calls him up to break it to him....only for Teutonic to reveal he is infact a closet brony. What ensues is the single biggest cans.wav in TCR history as Ghost spends nearly ten minutes shrieking in distraught rage and smashing can after can at this ultimate betrayal.
  "Wait wait, WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! YOU - cans.wav"
• October 31, 2016
  • The first call starts Radio Graffiti off with a can-smash as The Internet Buttstalker takes full advantage of the enter sign on Ghost's ass.
  • Ghost decides to have some Templeton for Thanksgiving.
  • Ghost votes for Hillary Clinton.
  • Ghost flies into a profanity-laden hissy-fit when MaskedPony calls in to troll him.
  • Ghost's rant is completely derailed when someone purchases TEN Templeton autographs.
• November 1st, 2016
  • Liberty Prime takes out Mr. Fortune Cookie
  • Ghost suddenly notices that BTR has started putting ads promoting Hillary Clinton on his broadcast during Radio Graffiti, and, being a blatant Trump supporter, completely loses his composure as a result.
  • "Good god, man... I'm gonna take a couple more callers, and let me tell ya, if there are GODDAMN FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS SONGS, I'M OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ... Anonymous, Radio Graffiti."
  "When we finally kiss goodnight, how I'll hate goin' out in the snow."
  • The Clintons serenade Ghost with "Let's Go Fly a Drone".
• November 2nd, 2016
  • The entirety of Radio Graffiti is hilarious, with Ghost being bombarded with Christmas-related trolls. The final 5 minutes of calls at the end of the episode consisted of nothing but Christmas calls, causing Ghost to drop a Precision F-Strike and Rage Quit.
  "SHOVE THIS CHRISTMAS FETISH UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASSES!"
  • Ghost becomes someone's prison bitch.
  • Fluttershy quotes Donald Trump, leading to a hilarious reaction by Ghost.
  • Ghost is a "sad man", according to himself. Not even spliced.
  • Now there's ads for wheelchairs showing up on the broadcast.
• November 3rd, 2016
  • Ghost thinks it's necessary to cum, and strip Lorreta Lynch, Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin.
  • "I HATE CHRISTMAS!" Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
  • Major fail for Donald Trump.
  • The Texas Farters.
  • It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none.
  • True Grinchy Radio.
  • Hillary Clinton's Gestapo come and visit Ghost.
• November 4th, 2016
  • Ghost unfortunately didn't take too many calls, due to technical difficulties, the election, and watching a video for the last 10 minutes of the show. The few calls he did take were great, however.
  • Yoda gives words of wisdom about the election to Ghost.
  • This splice.
  "Hey Patrick, what am I now?"
  "Uh, stupid?"
  "No, I'm Donald Trump!"
  "What's the difference?"
  • Ghost goes full Hitler.
• November 7th, 2016
  • "What's going on between me and the vibrator is personal, alright?"
  • Ghost fails at a Spelling Bee and loses to the Engineer.
• November 10th, 2016
  • Tub Guy fulfills his election promises.
  • Ghost gets eaten by Pac-Man.
  • Ghost has some fun with a dildo.
  • Later that same episode...
• November 15th, 2016
  • Ghost and Alex Jones commiserate over their shared love of anime.
  • Ghost does his "the grass is green" routine to calm himself down and is snapped out of it by "that goddamn panda" as usual. What makes this time unique, though, is that someone tweets him a picture of a panda, sending him into another rage.
  • Ghost finally gets in the tub with Tub Guy.
• November 16th, 2016
  • During the show, someone tweeted Ghost with an image of (obviously photoshopped) George Soros advertisement on his show. Ghost bought it though and went on an extended rant.
  • Ghost goes out for drinks in 6th street with Moon Man
  • Story of Ghost, his granny and diapers, leading to the longest cans.wav at 16 seconds straight.
    • The story itself is arguably the most nauseatingly hilarious story ever aired on Radio Graffiti.
  "As he gently ran his hands around the grotesque beer belly of his grandmother to nurse her stomach ache from the copious amounts of butter she consumed, ghost's greasy hands suddenly found themselves travelling across her buttocks. Her diaper crinkling in response to his sausage-like fingers exploring this new domain. Her adult undergarment felt soft, moist, and flabby, just like ghost's arms and the sad excuse for what he calls muscle tone. Despite the fact that the extra large pamper was caked onto her boil enriched skin, his grandmother was able to feel the sensual touch through her crippling arthritis. She uttered what sounded like a moan in response, though it was hard to make out since her vocal cords had long been damaged by the copious smoking of both cigarettes and Alabama black snaaaaaake. His grandfather was not able to please his dear grandmother. What man could when their lengthy-loin-lover looked like an underdeveloped bellybutton? thus ghost's grandfather became a willing cuckold who would regularly pay members of the upstanding african-american community nearby to dial her like an obamaphone, though once incident caused...."
  Ghost: You...YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SICK PERVERT! DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY YOU SON OF A BITCH! DONT TALK ABOUT MAH GRAANNNYYYYY! DONT TALK ABOUT MY GRAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!
  • Ghost gives Bill Clinton a free blowjob
  • Various Ghost sycophants go on the lam.
• November 17th, 2016
  • Various trolls, splicers, and John McCain lobby Ghost to release his wife's autograph to the tune of "We Are Number One". People then keep tweeting at Ghost, saying they'll buy it for upwards of $150 and ejaculate on it, which only increases his anger.
    • His rage reaches its pinnacle when an Inner Circle member tweets at him, asking if, hypothetically, people would get the discount on her autograph.
  • Ghost accidentally calls himself a "ham" rather than a "man". The folks on Twitter do not let this slide without comment.
  "And shut up on Twitter! I'm not a goddamn hambone!"
• November 22nd, 2016
  • The Short Bus crew in a Teletubbies parody
  • Deport Ghost
  • In the shoutouts segment, Ghost finds out that Trump cosplays exist.
• November 23rd, 2016
  • Ghost auctions off his wife.
  • BTR was experiencing audio issues throughout the show, causing Ghost's voice to sound like a robot at some points. Someone played that audio for Ghost with the Terminator theme in the background. Ghost was both frustrated with the technical difficulties and amused.
  • Wilford Brimley calls in to regale us with the story of how his best friend Dick Richards gave him diabeetus.
• November 25th, 2016
  • Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
  • ohmy.wav
  • Boat73 returns, bringing back the Internet Buttstalker-esque splices.
  • Ghost assassinates Donald Trump.
  • What finally ends the show 20 minutes early is a splice of Ghost, the Internet Buttstalker and Barack Obama having some "fun".
  "I'm the badass of buttplugs!"
• November 28th, 2016 400 episodes of True Capitalist Radio!
  • Teutonic Plague, Masked Pony, Twily Atkins, and a whole host of others turn the tables on Ghost's punitive damages cry. We get 3 cans.wav in a single rage!
  • True Crapitalist Radio is played and Ghost reacts accordingly.
• November 29th, 2016
  • Teutonic Plague calls in congratulating the Engineer for 400 episodes.
  • Ghost plays Duck Hunt
  • Ghost loves Caroline's fruitcake. Uh oh, poo poo!
  • George Soros cucks Ghost
  • Ghost dispatches justice with extreme prejudice at OSU
  • Plane Scores, GOALLLLLLLL! Even Ghost is silent for a few seconds and in disbelief that it's a real name.
  • Boys Pants are low in Comet Pizza ^note  For the uninitiated, this is in reference to an investigation that started in November 2016 by members of 4chan, 8chan and reddit called Pizzagate, looking into a supposed pedophile cult involving Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman and some businesses in Washington D.C. exposed by Wikileaks emails.
• December 2nd, 2016. After a bad week for the show, Baller Friday ends the week spectacularly.
  • Yoda bitchslaps the failtrolls that want Ghost's wife to host the show.
  • Ghost did Ohio State
  • Ghost fucks Donald Trump
  Trump: Tremendous job.
  Ghost (Spliced): Take it outta your ass.
  • The Surgeradio.org guy returns! What's Ghost's response? "Go ahead and DDoS that."
  • Trumping Capitalist betrays Ghost, calling him a hambone. Ghost then decides to "punish" people by calling on Teutonic Plague. And he betrays him too. To cap it all off, he's told to call on 614, AKA Tub Guy, who wants Ghost to come to Trump Tower to make taking a bath together great again. Ohhhh my.
• December 5th, 2016
  • A moment not included in the Elfoxoloco video: Ghost loses a bet involving his wife's autograph, and much to his indignation is forced to honor his promise of putting out some pony-themed merchandise.
  • The Canadians do something sick involving a Donald Trump buttplug and Mrs. Ghost's pooper.
  • In the oven, the mighty oven, the Hebrew screams tonight!
  • Burn, baby burn! ^note  This is in reference to a warehouse that burned down during a rave party in Oakland, California, leaving as many as 36 dead. All future jokes this episode to burning liberals, smores, etc. will be in reference to this.
  • Asho makes the bronies an offer if Ghost decides not to make Pony merch as planned. Ghost reacts how you would expect him to.
  • Burn, baby burn! Oakland En Fuego!
  • Twitter Shoutouts were hilarious. Several names related to the Oakland tragedy include Oakland feel the Bern, 36 Fewer Liberals, 36 Raving Smores, This Rave is hot, bruh, Oakland drops the heat and Oakland Spicy Salsa.
• December 6th, 2016
  • Ghost hears a little of what he thinks is blink-182, then sings an abridged version of "All The Small Things".
  • True Ghost's Wife Radio
  • "Look, what's going between me and My Little Pony is personal, alright?"
  • Ghost gets chaincalled by the African Booty Scratcher reading Anne Frank fanfiction, getting progressively more annoyed as time goes on. Even earning him the name African Booty Scratcher during the broadcast
  • Kahuna Capitalist inquires if the Inner Circle gets a discount on the pony merchandise, causing massive rage. Ghost's nose starts bleeding again!
  • Ghost tells people not to talk garbage about My Little Pony.
  • Ghost rages over the name "BJs For Chuck E Cheese Coins." Again.
• December 7th, 2016
  • Emperor Soros zaps Ghost with Force Lightning!
  • Ghost gets a frog in his throat.
• December 8th, 2016
  • Ghost spanks Karaszkun and Teutonic Plague
  • 727 Caller calls in and exposes RaidenSnake for liking anime, causing another massive meltdown as he gets screencaps of accounts from anime, hentai and furry sites with his username attached to them.
    • His rage is cranked up to 11 complete with a Big "NO!" once he's told RaidenSnake is also a furry.
• December 9th, 2016
  • The focus of this episode is digging into RaidenSnake's past to prove or disprove his anime interest. Ghost's reaction to each of the links is amusing and increasingly confused.
  • Ghost has some "cheese pizza". The splice itself is utterly revolting in every sense of the word but Ghost's reaction is to immediately wish death upon the splicer.
  • Ping Pong For My Ding Dong.
  • Ghost's reaction to a tweet about him putting on Anime Merch and so the trolls could outsell the Pony Merch. As a result, he starts singing a bit of "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.
• December 12th, 2016
  • Tubguy's latest suggestion brings Ghost from zero to raging in less than 20 seconds.
• December 15th, 2016:
  • While that day's episode didn't have much, Tub Guy's interesting proposal to the upcoming (at the time) Star Wars movie causes Ghost to end the show.
• December 16th, 2016
  • Ghost is confronted by Darth Vader
  Vader: Ghost, I am your father"
  Ghost: No... No!
  Vader: Yes, that means I fucked your mother.
  Ghost: NOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
  • Someone plays a remix of Donald Trump going "BING BING BONG BONG" to the tune of We Are Number One.
  • Ghost gets attacked by birds
  • Ghost accidentally curses, and rages because of it
  • Ghost retweets a fatty feminist and rages over the attention she receives, demanding respect. The trolls do exactly as you expect: call her hot and ask Ghost for her number. Someone even photoshops Mrs Ghost's face onto her!
  • Ghost goes from singing a christmas carol to screaming about the same fatty feminist again.
  • Benito Ghostini makes a splice about Ghost being an African Bootyscratcher mere moments after he just freakin said that.
  • Ghost has gotten accustomed to raping his Granny with a 15.5 inch vibrator.
  • After being chaincalled all show with Fuck You Texas, the show ends spectacularly. Ghost gets chaincalled three times in a row, cans.waving on the last one, then Tub Guy calls up, referencing the song. But what finally ends it is a "circus sideshow" version of the song. And Ghost loses it, with a 30 second long insult chain.
  • Ghost instantly falls for giving a shoutout to P. Ness.
• December 19th, 2016
  • Templeton SHITS ON GHOST'S CARPET, causing him to freak out.
  • People start calling Ghost with Big Smoke's order
  • Various trolls, splicers, Moonman and both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton call for the deportation of all bronies.
  • Germit wants Templeton to shit on his chest
  • Ghost calls Stanley Steamer to get advice on the shitstain on his carpet, and rages once he's told the service will be $117.
  • Amy Daly tweets Ghost a disturbing fact about women and Vinegar.
  • Karaszkun invites Ghost to play strip poker with him and Tub Guy, causing lots of shock and disgust from Ghost.
  • Ghost gets into a shootout with The Empire
• December 21st, 2016
  • Radio Graffiti opens up with Dr. Claw making an interesting threat to Inspector Gadget.
  • Anonymous reads a fanfic of Ghost finding an interesting way to stop Templeton from crapping on the carpet.
• December 23rd, 2016
  • After Ghost got annoyed over the fact that Americans under Obama's rule don't dare to say "Marry Christmas" and instead just say "Happy Holidays", he decided in true Christmas spirit to start calling prostitutes. This in itself was already funny, but the hilarity was taken to absolutely ridiculous degrees after a troll on Twitter managed to trick Ghost into calling Trump Tower!
• December 24th, 2016. Merry Ghostmas to all, and to all a good troll!
  • Have a humpin' Herman Christmas!
  • Someone plays "Hardcore" from Christmas Eve 2011's show, however it gets funnier when the song abruptly cuts to someone taking a turd on the mic.
  • TimeLife Music presents: True Capitalist Radio's Greatest Hits!
  • Billy Mays shows up to Ghost's house with the Shit Bazooka
  • Ghost drinks bleach.
  • Ghost makes Vag Salad with his Granny. Instant puke.wav.
  • Someone calls up singing an interesting take on a Christmas Carol, and then ends the show by singing another verse, with Ghost screaming that the trolls have ruined his Christmas.
  • RaidenSnake reads a bit of "British humor" from a Christmas Card, causing rage and disgust from Ghost.
    • Later, in Twitter Shoutouts: Top Kek RaidenSnake, Good Job RaidenSnake, Britain 1, Ghost (wanker) 0, Raiden's Best Jokes and Raiden Raids Santa's Taint.
• December 26th, 2016
  • Sam Houston War Criminal.
  • The Trans Donald.
• December 27th, 2016
  • Ghost tokes up for Episode #420 due to a family member leaving a baggie with some weed in it while his family was over for Christmas. The rest of Radio Graffiti is downright hilarious, with Ghost having strange reactions to trolls.
  • Hit #2
  • A stange tweet from Malik Obama causes Ghost to wonder if he's listening to his show. ^note  Malik Obama is Barack Obama's Kenyan half-brother.
  • A splice by Tango Whiskey makes Ghost start tripping out.
  • Hit #3
  • The African Bootyscratcher sings Fuck You Texas to Ghost. And then someone calls up, slowing it down, causing Ghost to freak out.
  • Hit #4
• December 29th, 2016
• December 30th, 2016
• January 2nd, 2017
  • The entire first episode of the new year is spent trolling Ghost with Big Smoke's order. We get ULTRA cans.wav.
  • Even the African Bootyscratcher places an order!
  • One of the few non-Big Smoke-related trolls of the day: Donald Trump takes a crap on Ghost's carpet.
• January 3rd, 2017
  • Eeyore shits his nail out
  • Sam Hyde penetrates Ghost's pooper
  • Skeletor calls in and makes an order, causing Ghost to literally start screaming incoherently.
  • Another Big Smoke's order chain call, culminating in the return of the Internet Buttstalker
  • Ghost takes Donald Trump to the woodshed, which leads to him taking the trolls out to the woodshed.
  • Trumping Capitalist calls in, and at first criticizes the order calls, saying they're not funny. He then proceeds to betray Ghost by doing a Big Smoke impression and order from Ghost.
  • "True Capitalist Radio Greatest Hits" takes on a more literal meaning.
  • Tub Guy weighs in on the ordering situation. Oh My.
  • Trans Katana
• January 4th, 2017
  • The African Bootyscratcher takes Ghost's order.
• January 5th, 2017
  • "Did someone make a remix blowing farts? Is that what I just heard?! Did I just heard somebody sample b-blowing gas, and making a goddamn remix out of it- DID YOU HEARD THAT FOR CHRIST SAKE?! I mean, what is that? Farterwave?! What the hell was that?!"
• January 6th, 2017
• January 9th, 2017
  • This splice features Eeyore attempting to comfort a hostile and depressed Ghost. Tigger comes along and starts trying to suggest various things that could help cheer him up, and upon finding out Ghost is in a wheelchair and can't bounce, proceeds to stick a vibrator up Ghost's ass mistaking it for his lost tail, causing him to bounce around while yelling in pain. Ghost reacted about as well as you'd expect.
• January 10th, 2017
  • Krieg pays Ghost a visit
  • Back to back calls from the African Bootyscratcher and Benito Ghostini turn around a relatively slow Radio Graffiti, with the latter call getting the longest cans.wav in the history of the show.
    • Benito's contribution in particular is glorious both in the quality of the splice (Uncle Bernie Sanders raping a screaming, weeping Ghost while loudly complaining about how loose his ass is) and in how Ghost has a full-blown freak-out as he ends the show screaming in rage, smashing cans, and shrieking how much he hates Benito.
• January 12th, 2017
  • After being trolled to hell and back, Ghost starts talking in a low voice and whispering, almost like a serial killer. Then, after another order troll call gets him angry, he begins screaming and babbling like a maniac for about 5 minutes. Needless to say, the trolls broke him this time.
• January 17th, 2017 The majority of this episode sucked, but there were some highlights:
  • "Trans-Black" Ghost visits a bathhouse.
  • "JULIAN ASSANGE COSPLAY!?" *cans.wav*
  • The Twitter shoutouts segment had quite a bit of names making fun of the Dallas Cowboys' loss to the Green Bay Packers two days prior to the episode. Even one name suggested Ghost to sell Packers merch!
• January 18th, 2017
  • The African Bootyscratcher assassinates Ghost.
  • Pastor Tubguy takes the confessions of The Internet Buttstalker, Kermit the Gay Frog, and Ghost himself. Cue a massive Rage Quit.
  • Ghost's reaction after the "confession" splice, which caused him to completely lose his marbles! Massive Cans.wav ensues!
• January 26th, 2017
  • Right on the first graffiti call, a troll from the Inner Circle claiming to be a Middle Eastern immigrant says he's getting gender-reassignment surgery in Thailand. Ghost promptly freaks out.
  Ghost: WHAT IS THIS, A FRUITY, FRUITY JAHOOTY?!
  • Ghost as a Nicker Train may be pretty low-brow, but the reaction tickles more than a few funny bones.
  • Ghost performs at a comedy club.
• January 31st, 2017
  • Because of all the immature members in his inner circle, Ghost decides to form an "Inner Circle Short Bus" where he contains all the "half-a-tards". Then he went on for 15 minutes impersonating various members of the newly formed short bus.
  • Trump Tower gets prank called by Ghost once again.
  • Ghost gives Russian spy a Jack Bauer interrogation.
  • Officer Booty Scratcher kills Ghost once again.
  • Father Tub Guy continues taking confessions. ^note It turns out the entire Inner Circle voted for Hillary Clinton.
  • Ghost is shocked to find out that there is a kickstarter for a TV show called African Booty Scratcher and he starts wondering if he had just managed to meme a TV show.
  Ghost: "IS MEME MAGIC REAL?!"
  • Ghost declares himself the leader of blacks.
  • Tub Guy suggests that Ghost should start selling African Booty Scratcher merch.
• February 1, 2017
  • Ghost summons Bloody Mary. It doesn't end well for him.
  • African Booty Scratcher teaches how to correctly react to racist behavior.
• February 10, 2017
  • Ghost "fisting [his] goddamned granny".
  • Ghost beating his wife.
  • "Tickle me Ghost".
  • "Remember kids, don't do anything stupid." Following the Ghost proclaiming, that he's the "Tard Magnet".
  • Germit the gay frog, shoving "Tub Guy" vibrator up Ghost's ass.
  • Ghost bemoans the fact that he's become a "tard magnet", then raises a toast to all the tards.
• February 13, 2017
  • African Booty Scratcher singing a love serenade to Ghost. And then he declares his love to him. And after that there is a splice with officer ABS catching Ghost, giving BJs for Chuck E. Cheese coins.
  • "SELL AFRICAN BOOTYSCRATCHER MERCH" chain-calls.
  • "Get behind me toilet! Get behind me!" Made better in that Ghost forgot to hang up and the troll can be heard laughing. When Ghost realizes it, he declares "Pooptickler Army Forever!"
  • Ghost gives Germit the Gay Frog a free blowjob. What follows is an 18 seconds long cans.wav Unstoppable Rage.
  • Ghost wants to rape his Granny.
  • Tubguy making a sexual offer involving Ghost's Valentine's Day cards. This caused Ghost to Rage Quit.
  • Ghost goes into a full-on breakdown when he finds out that there are Bronies in the military.
• February 21, 2017 While the Radio Graffiti only lasted 25 minutes, it still has at least 1-2 gems:
  • One Ghost says the Milo joke, while the second one says the first one's number for saying that joke.
  • Ghost getting insulted by caller's baby sister. What's more hilarious, is that Ghost thought, that the caller was RaidenSnake.
• February 22, 2017
  • Ghost puts Trumpincapitalist in the Short Bus.
  • The trap splice by 8Equal.
  • "I'm the badass of anal sex!"
  • Short Bus carol.
• February 24, 2017
  • African Booty Scratcher impersonating Mr. Fortune Cookie whilst giving Ghost a "The Reason You Suck" Speech. It's as glorious as it sounds.
  ABS: And you wanna know why we do what we do? You wanna know why we do what we do?! We do it for almighty kek! We do it for almighty kek! I have nothing else to say. I am African Booty Scratcher, thank you very much, and support Mr. Fortune Cookie.
  • Super Mario Bros. remix.
  • During this "Radio Graffiti" Ghost was chain-called with "Fuck You Texas" song. Here is one of the Highlights.
  • Ghost surfing in Oroville.
  • My little Short Bus.
  • Remember the Alablow.
• February 27, 2017
  • The Trans Tornado.
  • An alien version of the African Booty Scratcher eats Ghost and Bill Paxton.
  • Germit takes #1 up Ghost's #2.
  • Ghost spends Valentine's Day with the Engineer. It's less pleasant than it sounds.
  • Twitter Shootouts 2. An enormous remaster of the original Twitter Shootouts, and almost none of the regulars of the show are spared. Ghost gets about 2/3s of the way through the 4-minute splice before he goes into a colossal can-based meltdown, before it gets cut off mid cans.wav. The gentle ending message (missing from the usual Elfox video) just seals the deal.
  Ghost: You gotta be kidding meYOU GOTTA BE - *IMMENSE CANS.WAV* YAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHYOUSONOFOABITCH- *static pop*
  Female Voice: Thank you for using Blog Talk Radio. Goodbye.
• March 1, 2017
  • Engineer passes the microphone to Ghost.
• March 2, 2017
  • One of the Twitter shoutout names included the Alamo Booty Scratcher. Ghost promptly got triggered.
  • You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get in (to Radio Graffiti).
  • A unique cover of Fuck You Texas.
  • The Engineer slips Polonium-210 into Ghost's beer.
  • The show ends with a Bonnie The Bunny-esque character named "Bunny Ghost/Capitalist Bunny" taking Ghost to the Woodshed and shooting Templeton, causing a massive rage. And suddenly, he realizes that Team Mr. Fortune Cookie is taking the lead (which it means that Radio Graffiti will be saved once Mr. Optimism loses), leading Ghost to suffer a mental breakdown and ending the show mid-cans.wav.
  Bunny Ghost: If you're a man that's been raped, I'd like to rape you too. No matter how slight... I'LL TAKE YOU A TRIP TO THE WOODSHED, BOY!
  Ghost (Spliced): Oh, shit. AW CHRIST! AW CHRIST, NO! GET AWAY! GET AWAY, I'M ARMED! GET AWAY!
  Ghost (After hearing the splice): You son OF A BITCH- *Cans.wav* ARRRGHHH! DAMN IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! SHUUT UUUUP! YOU- DAMN IT! YOU FUCKER! NNNNNAAAAARRRRGGHHHH!
• March 3, 2017
  • "Buy Fortune Cookie, be good goyim"
  • Boat73 brings back the art of the insta-splice
  • Ghost asks a caller what he thinks he should do about Radio Graffiti
  • Ghost gets swatted. AGAIN.
• March 4, 2017 Following a compromise with the trolls, Ghost hosts the first Saturday Night Troll Show, dedicated entirely to taking troll calls, Twitter Shoutouts, and Radio Graffiti for two hours.
  • Before Radio Graffiti even starts, Ghost notices the Wiki page for notable Jewish Texans has been updated with his name.
  • "Oy vey, I'm a jew!"
  • Someone calls up with the OU anthem, And then Ghost gets tweeted a UT Yarmulke.
  • Various trolls make a followup to the famous Karaszburgers splice, Raidensnake's Double Dip Bar.
  • Someone mixes the Cleveland Show intro with the Soviet Union anthem.
  • The African Bootyscratcher kills Tub Guy after being sold a weapon of ass destruction.
    • Word of God says that Tub Guy was Killed Off for Real by the ABS in this splice, officially retiring the character for good.
  • Nickelback + Cleveland show intro
  • Boat73 makes a remix "of Ghost's feelings".
  • Musical Blasphemy is committed by mixing Smash Mouth with David Bowie.
  • Ghost is a homosexual jew. Hey, it's the truth!
  • "Anyway folks, I just want to remind everybody, that I am not advocating violence."
• March 6-9, 2017. Due to Radio Graffiti and Twitter Shoutouts being reduced during the week, Elfoxo now uploads these episodes in bulk.
  • John Conquest gets raped by a tranny
  • The Texas Marturds
  • The African Prince
  • The Fresh Prince of Arabia ^note  It was revealed that a rich person in the UAE is an Inner Circle member and bought 100+ Mr. Optimism cards, and he started a character on the show, the "Arab Prince".
  • Someone makes a remix of Ghost saying he's a jew to "Gangnam Style".
  • Ghost is captured and sent to a re-education camp, the Inner ISIS Circle
  • Cartoon Ghost returns.
  • Ghost gets tricked into saying "Juice Suck"
  • Ghost believes the CIA has weaponized autism via the Bronies.
  • Inner Circle Harem
  • I ate Gator Tots at Pizza Hut
  • The Inner Circle chatroom starts claiming they're all CIA Agents
  • Ghost gets mixed with Stevie Ray Vaughn
  • Ghost gets swept up by a tornado and collides with a passenger jet
• March 10, 2017 AKA Butter Baller Friday
  • After Twitter shoutouts got ended, many trolls took to twitter tweeting at Ghost "It's the butter!" What ensued were a series of butter related tweets that contributed to the 2nd highest cans.wav count in the history of True Capitalist Radio. All of the tweets include:
    • Paula Dean having sticks of butter flung down her throat
    • Paula Dean and Butter Cosplay
    • Paula Dean's Tower of Butter
    • Paula Dean's Butterquest
    • Paula Dean riding a Stick of butter like that scene from Dr. Strangelove
    • Someone smokes and injects butter like Heroin
    • A slice of bread rubbing butter on himself rather sensually
    • A Dancer slipping on butter
    • An obese woman rubbing butter on her breasts
    • A hand with "Butter Fingers"
    • A sad stick of butter with a knife in it, accompanied with the caption "Get Butter Soon"
    • A tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt"
    • A greeting card that says "Chin up, Buttercup"
    • A butter sculpture of a cat pooping in a litter box
    • A meme that says "My Favorite Color is Butter"
    • A butter sculpture of a kid looking at the rear-end of a cow
    • An image of butter with the caption "Butter 1, Ghost 0"
    • A gif of Dr. Whooves (A Pony) in a fridge scarfing down sticks of butter
    • A butter sculpture of a woman in a bikini sunbathing
    • A drawing of Ghost puking up butter
    • Asho building a Raspberry Pi Computer with a tub of butter
    • A drawing of a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Alex Jones!"
    • A gif of work at a butter factory
  • Dr. Booty Scratcher diagnoses Ghost with "hambonia". Ghost then proceeds to attack Dr. Booty Scratcher, who then says Ghost is suffering from a serious case of "butter insanity".
  • Even Germit the Gay Frog chimes in on this Butter Baller Friday
  • Ghost mistakes an Anti-Brony song for something Anti-Semitic.
• March 11, 2017
  • "Call 1-800-STEAMER"
  • God pisses on Texas
  • The Short Bus makes a CIA movie trailer
  • "Any Jewish guys out there wanna fart on my face?" "Oy vey."
  • Ghost starts getting chaincalled with the Scout from Team Fortress 2 repeating "Need a dispenser here!".
  • "The next time I hear that, I'm gonna go insane." Can you guess what the next call is? Ghost can.
  Ghost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
  • "Hellen Keller Deaf Mutes, Radio Graffiti. .....
  • In the same vein as Karaszburgers and Raidensnake's double dip bar splice, Trumping Capitalist gets "Trumping TV".
  • "God's pissing on Texas"
• March 14th - 17th, 2017 A different video uploader temporarily took over the weekday segments when Elfoxo missed them. That's not to say there weren't gems in these clips!
  • March 16th in particular was International Panda Day. Ghost is constantly reminded of it throughout the show, and Panda-monium ensues.
    • Even his Inner Circle took a moment to taunt him with a pun.
  Ghost: "I'm being bamboozled"? *cans.wav* Y'know what? Real funny! HUR HUR HUR! "I'M BEING BAMBOOZLED"?
  • And in one of the Radio Graffiti splices, the panda from the cheese commercial knocks on his door.
  • True Vomit Radio
  • "Get me outta here, Engineer!" *gets fork-lifted*
  • The Arabian Prince calls in again. Though he starts out with a rant at the Inner Circle doxer, he then tells Ghost that he's getting engaged to his new wife, Mrs. Ghost.
  • The African Booty Scratcher gets taken to the woodshed.
• March 18th, 2017
  • A very lengthy splice involving Ghost, a trap, and The Engineer, culminating in Ghost's death.
  • Someone mixes the Dispenser chaincall with The Cleveland Show intro (which is made even funnier due to the slowed-down Scout sounds like he's majorly drunk and has a cold), although for some it may cross into Dude, Not Funny! territory when a pedophilia joke is made, and Ghost threatens to end the show. Although regardless of how one feels about this, the rant that ensues is nothing short of hilarious.
  Ghost (Spliced): I FREAKING LOVE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!
  • Boat73 makes a cool new beat out of cans.wav.
  • People start asking Ghost to do the show for 3 hours on Saturdays, leading to him saying they'd have to buy "MAH KEEDZ" merch. And then the trolls start actually asking for it.
  • In the wake of Chuck Berry's death, musical blasphemy is performed.
  • The "MAH KEEDZ" song.
    • What's funnier is how Ghost acts like Dr. Frankenstein after the splice is played. "It's alive!"
  • Ghost annoys The Engineer and incurs his wrath.
• March 20th - 24th, 2017
  • The African Booty Scratcher chain-calls Ghost.
  Ghost: GODDAMN AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER! How many freakin' numbers do you have out there in Africa!?
  • This splice of Raiden's "final words" sounds frightening at first, but then it steers right into hilarity territory when "Ghostama bin Laden" runs him over with a truck, and the actual Ghost explodes into a fit of rage over it.
    • That already loses its nightmare fuel when its intro tag says "Radio FUCKIN' Graffiti!".
  • A.B.S. gets a visit from a water filter salesman.
  • Tub Guy comes back, and he too needs a dispenser.
  • Two instances of musical blasphemy occurred during the week, which start out as sophisticated mash-ups of songs that Ghost never wants together, and then turn into Austin Vibrators and goat noises.
• March 25th, 2017
  • Power Rangers Ghost Force! With the African Booty Scratcher as the Black Ranger.
  • Germit reads "Ghost is Love. Ghost is Life."
  • Ghost drinks Donald Trump's second harvest.
  • "Need Richard Spencer here! Need Richard Spencer here!"
• March 27th - 30th, 2017
  • "That is the fruitiest song of Fruity McFaggins songs." Cue remix of Ghost singing said song.
  • Benito Ghostini exposes a dangerous policy of the Trump administration.
  • Ghost happened to do his 666th broadcast on the 28th. The trolls have certainly taken notice as plenty of calls in this RG were Satanism-related, with the best one featuring RaidenSnake's sacrifice. Unfortunately, the joke is lost on Ghost.
  • Ghost gets raped by a Russian bear; the splice ends with the Boss Nigger loop.
  • Ghost throws Templeton under the bus. Literally.
  • Bunny Ghost strikes again by throwing Ghost into the Woodchipper for the Lulz.
  Bunny Ghost: It's about time for everybody's FAVORITE part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about throw A GODDAMN CRIPPLE in the WOODCHIPPER!
  Ghost (Reacting to the splice): I mean, man- Ugh... Throwing cripples into woodchipper- *Cringes* Sometimes I don't even know why I'm doing this show, man. I'm serious, you know. Uhh, I mean- Sometimes I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. I don't even know why I'm doing it. I'm not even joking, man.
• March 31th, 2017
  • After the entire week of trolls trying to entice Ghost to drink, he finally gave in. But before that, he pulls a "Kurt Eichenwald" and pretended to have a seizure from looking at a beer gif.
    • The rest of the show became dedicated to callers pressuring to stop him from drinking, and then Distilling suggests he should switch to sniffing paint.
    • The African Booty Scratcher responds to this by starting an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
    • Then the Arab Prince calls in and offers to switch Ghost's drinks with a non-alcoholic substitute. Then he says he'll convert Ghost to Islam if it's the last thing he does. Ghost doesn't take this lightly.
  • Fat Albin and the Short Bus Kids
• April 3rd-7th, 2017
  • Ghost tells of the time he went to a public bathroom, wearing a pair of "dickhole" underpants.
  • The Swedish Chef makes a hambone slushie.
  • "Getting Blown In Georgia"
  • RaidenSnake would have problems answering the phone during Radio Graffiti, making Ghost think he might be doing something else while on the line.
  • Ghost as a fruity-ass frog serenades Germit with "Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey" and makes him his Pepe.
  • Father Tub Guy hears confessions from Herbert the Pervert and the Arab Prince.
    • Ghost went ape-shit over that splice, and got even madder when he thought Tub Guy was gonna answer back but didn't.
  • Pylons makes a decidedly different version of Ghost's "dickhole" story.
  • Rick rescues Morty from Ghost's woodshed.
• April 8th, 2017
  • The Cleveland Show theme with a twist.
  • The Ghost Force returns, this time taking on the Arab Prince. Featuring Germit making a Big Damn Heroes moment. (Although the splice's sheer length may detract from it for many people.)
  • Ghost takes Steven to the woodshed, before being interrupted by the Crystal Gems.
  • Ghost fills Alex Jones with lead... only for Alex's followers to unveil the new and improved Alex 2.0.
• April 10th-13th, 2017 Elfoxo finally uploaded a new cluster of Radio Graffiti segments, including the other episodes from previous weeks.
  • Let's start by mentioning that Ghost took 2 separate days off that week due to a storm going through San Antonio and then the latter because of Good Friday. The trolls would later call him "lazy" for it during Saturday's shout outs.
  • Ghost is Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.
  • For some reason, the Cleveland Show troll avoided spamming the unfunny theme song for a minute and spliced Ghost having sex with Leslie Jones.
  • Ghost gets a perverted caller and thinks it's Teutonic Plague.
  • Ghost Mating Season
  • Alex Jones says this Ghost.
  Alex Jones: Hey Ghost, you think you can out-Alex Jones me? Let's see you try to sell Brain Force! You take one pill and it gets rid of all the globalists.
  • Drunk Ghost vs. Sober Ghost
    • It gets even funnier the 2nd time as Drunk Ghost vs. Sober Ghost (after eating a lot of butter)
  • Germit gives the "Inner-Ghost" anal passage some pressure.
  • Ghost always says he would become "Mr. Black People" if he shot or punched out Eminem. This splice shows the reality of that.
  • True Zionist Radio
  • Trump unleashes the new national anthem.
  • Tub Guy issues an ultimatum: if Ghost sells all of his "Mah Keedz" merch, Ghost would play with Raiden's snake. "Oh my!"
• April 15th, 2017
  • J-Man Capitalist's homophobic_alex_jones_spook_leaves_his_lower_half_in_pyro_patties.cans.wav. A 2-minute splice-fest involving Ghost being raped by The Soldier and Sniper then set on fire by his Engineer as the Pyro, leaving his legs in a fast food joint and needing a wheelchair because of it, then losing his wheelchair and getting hit by a Piss Train. Ghost is too confused to even cans.wav.
  • RIP Headphone Users. (Depending on your prespective)
  • Someone makes Musical Blasphemy by mixing "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood with Nickelback.
  • The Passion of Snakus Christ - For that Easter-weekend treatment of everybody's favorite punching bag, RaidenSnake.
    • This splice also came in an hour after Raiden allegedly left Twitter and the Inner Circle Discord chat, worrying Ghost even more.
  • "You know, I would like to eat Germit poo."
  • Ghost's reaction to RaidenSnake being a furry (despite being confirmed to be Photoshopped). Cans.wav ensues!
  • Ghost loses the Golden Microphone to Alex Jones and completely loses his mind.
  • Even more Musical Blasphemy, Complete with the usual "Mr Black People" response.
• April 18th, 19th & 21st, 2017
  • Ghost is a Boomer and throws up all over RaidenSnake, getting him killed by zombies.
• April 20th, 2017
  • Much like last year, the shout-outs include people wishing Ghost a happy birthday.
  • Columbine Down by 15%.
  • Soros Owns Ghost
  • Trans Raiden Snake
  • Smoke A Klebold.
  • Knee Gore Ri- YOU SON OF A *Cans.wav*
  • Raiden Shat From Uterus Day.
  • Thomas Harris and Albin Klebold
  • Alex Jones likes to eat children.
• April 22nd, 2017 - Troll Show #8
  • "I'm literally smoking fruitbowls..."
  • It takes some time to get to Radio Graffiti, as Ghost gets a little preoccupied with a massive rant about Hitler. This results in him being extremely hacked off to begin with, and the previous splice pushes him so far that he wants to end the show an hour early. And then he remembers that he bought a lot more weed than he needed for 4/20, and opts for drastic measures to get through the rest of the show. He takes four hits of it before he gets back into RG.
  • During a rather chilled conversation with a bunch of the Inner Circle, Ghost has someone else chip in. It's (allegedly) Masked Pony. But it's pretty blatant that it's not really him (Everyone else in the call sees through him instantly), but Ghost is too trashed to pick up on that initially. When Ghost decides to end the group call, "Masked Pony" instantly drops the facade.
  • En, En, En-gineer-ah, the one we like the most! En, En, En-gineer-ah, Engineer's the host!
  • It's raining apples/assholes!
  • Ghost drinks the blood of a midget and becomes demonic.
  • Tamina strikes again.
  • Mickey Mouse gets high off himself.
• April 24th, 2017
  • Ghost explores the possibility of a major impact on Neil Degrasse Tyson's "Uranus".
  • "Double-Dipped Dickhole. Try and say THAT 5 times fast!"
  • Not too much else happened on this short Radio Graffiti, except for 8Equal's usual anti-Raiden splice and the subsequent bitching from the actual Raiden. And then Boat instant-mixes Raiden and Ghost's conversation.
• April 26th, 2017
  • The Trans Columbine. (Shows up a sign of the Columbine High School with a pair of balls on it)
  • Double Dipped By Chip 'n Dale.
  • Mrs. Ghost Got Squirrel'd. ^note  Mainly a reference to a car accident that Ghost's wife suffered from. She luckily survived and is currently recovering, however.
  • The Audience laughs at Mrs. Ghost's car accident.
  • True Squirrel Radio, Feat. African Booty Scratcher
  • Ghost distracts his wife by giving her a call, with the courtesy of Sandy Cheeks.
  Mrs. Ghost (Sandy Cheeks): "Hi, honey! How 'ya doing- OH MY GOOOOD!" *Car crash noises*
  Ghost (Spliced): "Uh... um... I'm glad you're dead, you know? I'm glad my wife is dead! I'm glad you're dead, I'm LOL-ing, right. I'M HAPPY! *Laughs* LOL, YOU DIED-"
  Ghost (Reacting to the splice): God damn it, Twillie Atkins YOU BITCH- *Cans.wav* -HORSE! *More Cans.wav* YOU BITCH HORSE! ARRRRGGHHHHHH, DON'T TALK ABOUT MY WIFE THAT WAY YOU STUPID HORSE ARRRGHHHH!
• April 29th 2017 - Troll Show #9
  • "Ghost Want a Cracker? ... You know I gotta be careful about reading some of these names 'cause some of you people are trying to get me to say something so you could splice the sonofabitch." He wasn't careful enough, since that was followed by an assault of instant parrot splices.
  • Ghost vs. Samurai Jack
  • RaidenSnake reenacts the Columbine School Massacre while "Pumped Up Kicks" plays in the background.
  • Germit asks what Ghost thinks of his granny.
  • Tamina the Trap drives the short bus and gets into a car accident with Ghost's wife, and that's just the beginning.
    • Afterwards Ghost starts ranting about Tamina, wondering why he/she always fucks him in his/her splices.
  • "RaidenGecko here. Did you know you could save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to Goyimco?"
  • Ghost eats literal crack cupcakes, and the police arrive.
  • Ghost loves squirrel-fisting.
• May 1st - 4th, 2017
• May 5th, 2017 Included in the above video, the 500th episode of TCR.
• May 6th, 2017
  • Dr. Booty Scratcher diagnoses Ghost with HIV after he had sex with ElFoxo.
  • "Bill & Hillary Clinton, Radio Graffiti" *zombie noises*
  • An instant splice of Ghost reading the ElFoxo names from earlier in the show. A rare occasion when Ghost laughs at a splice.
  • A bootleg version of the African Booty Scratcher body slams Hambone Hogan in True Capitalist Wrestling. Even though the call was trashed for having an Obamaphone-type quality, the premise was still funny.
  • Ghost signs a $500,000 contract and becomes a co-star with Hasan Minhaj in a Comedy Central show (spliced from Minhaj's speech at the White House Correspondence Dinner). Racial jokes are abound and he would humiliate himself for the routine, but he loses his patience after getting slapped in the face with a pie and attacks Minhaj until it cuts to The Girl From Ipanema.
    • At the end of the splice, the following exchange is given:
  Ghost (Spliced): "I've already heard J-Man Capitalist a few times, go fuck off!"
  J-Man: "Ehhh, he don't know me vewy well, do he?" *plays Ghost saying the n-word repeatedly until he gets cut off*
  Ghost (reacting to the splice): "HEY, HEY, HEY! SHUT HIM OFF! SHUT THIS RACIST *cans.wav* BASTARD! ENOUGH OF THE RACISM! ENOOOOOUGH!
  • "Raiden First, Trumpin Next"
  • Toward the end of the broadcast, he keeps getting calls with racist splices of Donkey Kong from Mario Kart 64.
  • Ghost sings to a Chinese song that plays on his show, and ends up getting remixed by Boat moments later.
  • The Pet Mexican calls Ghost to point out the mediocrity in certain portions of Radio Graffiti, and then tells him he's using one of his autographs as a canvas for spray-painting.
  • Ghost can't understand what Tub Guy is saying, but then again he doesn't need to (he knows Tub Guy).

Third Run (2017-2018)

• October 31st, 2017. Ghost finally returns!
  • The Trans Fidget Spinner
  • CapitalistMao gives us a hot tip about investing in PissCoin.
  • Ghost spends a solid 15 minutes in the first hour raging over "poz-holes", with people sending him Pozole soup and telling him that they've booked a reservation for him at an HIV+ restaurant.
  • After 6 months off, what's the first name Ghost reads during shoutouts? Mandalay Bay Bullet Buffet.
  • Ghost's rant on Rick and Morty is pure gold, especially when he starts imitating someone who freaked out, screaming "I'M PICKLE RICK!".
  • The show closes out with Tub Guy saying he's at the HIV+ restaurant waiting for Ghost, and they'll order two #9s, a #69 with extra poz dip, and a fried pickle with Szechuan Sauce. Oh my.
• November 3rd, 2017
  • Balder Friday
  • A caller falls asleep and snores into the mic when Ghost calls him, sending Ghost into a fit of outrage and wishing for him to die in his sleep for falling asleep during the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
  • Ghost destroys Trump Tower.
  • The Rick & Morty rant on Tuesday had the expected blowback. Including Gab names like "Pickle Ghost" and "Pickle Templeton", along with splices of Ghost losing it when he can't get the Szechuan Sauce.
• November 6th, 2017
  • Ghost does his woodshed routine, and winds up breaking his beer bottle. Guess who he blames. Gets even better when Templeton comes in and tries to lap up the spilt beer.
  • Shoutouts were full of references to the Sutherland Springs Baptist Church shooting, with names like "Church 26% More Holy" and "5 Hail Marys in 100 Bullets". Since this happened in Texas, Ghost was extra sore about it.
  • The African Booty Scratcher returned with a glorious parody of "Thriller".
• November 8th, 2017
  • A heavy emphasis on bald jokes. Including "Bald-er Friday" and photoshopped images of Trump and Ghost's new avatar being bald.
  • What's going on between Ghost and Hank Hill is personal, all right?
  • fires butt darts from his ass.
  • The exotic pet owner from the last show called up again, to tell Ghost that he named his western diamondback rattlesnake Templeton. Ghost is not amused.
• November 10th, 2017
  • More bald jokes, this time combined with Vietnam to really anger Ghost, with names like "Left Hair in Rice Paddies".
  • "Ghost is a Bootleg of Infowars". Ghost goes nuclear over this one.
  • The African Booty Scratcher stars in an ad giving away free wigs made of the pubic hair from African men.
  • A splice involving Kevin Spacey, Ghost and young children. Ghost loses his mind, calling for the death of anyone who found that splice funny.
• November 13th, 2017.
  • LOOK AT MY GAB, CHECK OUT MY GAB, LOOK AT MY GAB!
  • Ghost agrees to watch over Templeton the rattlesnake, gets bit and has to have his arm amputated due to the venom.
  • A fairly standard splice of Ghost losing his legs in Vietnam with Pearl from Steven Universe quickly turns 10x funnier when Donald Trump closes out the splice with this brief message.
  "I'm Donald Trump, and I approve Ghost the Crippled Veteran Soldier!"
  • Ghost wants to Make Texas Mexico Again.
  • Trolls reactivate an old sore spot with a Funny or Die video featuring Herman Cain talking about sexual harassment.
• November 15th, 2017.
  • Radio Graffiti opens up with an advertisement for Suicide Vodka.
  • Ghost learns that rattlesnake venom can cure baldness, and lets Templeton the Rattlesnake bite him in the face.
  • A splice explains why people fall asleep to TCR.
  • Tub Guy explains how he gained all the "autismbux" he missed out on as a kid, then spent it on bathroom renovations, leading Ghost to rage about autists until the show ends.
• November 17th, 2017.
  • You might already be familiar with The Whore Master, now meet The MOORE Master!
  • Ghost's Inner Poz-Holes
  • "Black People, Radio Graffiti." *chimp noises*
  • "Hall of the Hambone King"
  • Ghost promotes "DarkiesCoin"
  • Boat mixes Ghost with "poz-hole" music.
  • Junkyard America: President Trump edition
  • The show ends with a bizarre audio clip of what sounds like Ghost masquerading as a Brony sex line.
• November 22nd, 2017
  • Somebody prank calls Trump Tower customer support with Ghost's voice, causing Ghost to end the show prematurely.
• November 23rd, 2017
  • The whole show qualifies as a funny moment, since right after The Markets, Ghost started taking calls, and didn't stop until he Rage Quit nearly 2 and a half hours in, leading to one long Humiliation Conga for him. Highlights include Ghost having roast Templeton for dinner (again), Distilling Captialist's paint-huffing, and a splice of Ghost having sex with a dom man while calling him "master".
• November 26th, 2017
  • Ghost finds some interesting tastes in his drink.
  • Ghost wants to give a bird a stuffing.
• November 29th, 2017
  • Ghost explains what he'd do to Obama.
  • Ghost gets tongue tied and rages hard, spouting off gibberish.
  • What's going on between Ghost and Luigi is personal.
  • 1-900-BUCKMEHARD
  • Templeton loves communists.
  • A forkin' remix.
• December 1st, 2017
  • Uncle Bernie returns.
  • Ghost wants people to follow him on his Grindr.
  • Trump forks Ghost's bacon-bit ridden buttcrack.
  • Satanic Ghost returns.
  • Boat goes in for the kill.
• December 5th, 2017.
  • Fork You Texas.
  • Ghost has his ass eaten by The Heavy.
  • Ghost shits on the Alamo.
  • Autist American Idol
  • Ghostvana - Fork Me
  • Cartoon Ghost returns.
  • Ghost parties all the time.
  • Ghost finds out John Cena is into anime.
  • Ghost exposes his plans for 42 coin. Taken up to eleven when the splice is played a second time right after.
• December 11th, 2017
  • My Little Albin
  • Charlie Stole My Teeth
  • Hanging Out With Chester Bennington
  • TCR T-Shirt = Good Toilet Paper
  • The Trans Dentures
  • Ghost Hates Nay Grow. Plus the Delayed Reaction and the further Cans.wav since "Super Knee-Gah Bros".
  • True Pickle Radio.
  • MaskedPony finally brings justice against the Cleveland Brown caller.
  • Ghost screws Templeton.
  Ghost (Spliced): YES, YES! I FREAKING LOVE TEMPLETON PORNOGRAPHY!
• December 13th, 2017
  • A love song to Donald Trump, from Pink Guy.
  • Mario and Cappy get a Power Moon from Ghost
• December 15th, 2017
  • Though most of the show was Ghost raging at his fans and trolls, there were still highlights.
  • The show ended with a splice of Ghost and Bernie Sanders having sex.
• December 18th, 2017
  • Young Ghost is exposed by his school, and punished by his parents for it.
  • Templeton sings some Nickelback.
  • Ghost calls the White House.
  • Boat's insta-remixes continue
  • Ghost gets down with La Raza, courtesy of The Pet Mexican
• December 22nd, 2017
  • Ghost learns that Suicide is Painless
  • Tub Guy's in Hot Water with Ghost. Oh my.
• Christmas Eve, 2017.
  • Jolly Ol' Saint Necka.
  • Uncle Knee Guard Claus
  • No Rights For Vinegars
  • The African Booty Scratcher, or someone using his voice, exposes Ghost.
  • Ghostler wounds himself.
  • Ghost gets off to cartoons 5 days a week, for 3 hours a day.
  • Satanic Ghost has an aura.
  • Ghost gets "fired" by Donald Trump.
  • The Capitalist Army reveals their inner racism.
• December 27th, 2017
  • 1 fish, 2 fish, I'm Jewish
  • EnJewNeer
  • I'm Pure Albin
  • The Texas Knee Guard'sers
  • Trump and Obama sing "Barbie Girl"
  • Templeton sings the Cleveland Show theme
  • Ghost and Tub Guy -- "Oh My".
  • Ghost rages over Video Game Addiction being an officially recognized mental health condition.
• December 31st, 2017
  • Many of the award winners for this year's Ghosties show are subjects of controversy, but both the winner and the honorable mention for "Best Transtesticle" Shelby/Shelbu and Twilie Atkins were pretty hilarious, considering neither are trannies.
  • Also the mere fact that the African Booty Scratcher got nominated for "TCR Troll of the Year" triggers Ghost.
  • Ghost uses Mr. Meeseeks to assassinate Trump.
• January 5th, 2018 A Baller Friday that Ghost promises he won't forget.
  • More Knee Guard names.
    • Also Disney Grows Fast (he missed it).
  • Another name: LGBTCR
  • Twilie Atkins makes Ghost watch the True Capitalist Anime.
  • Boss Nigger returns when you least expect it.
  • J-Man returns with a splice that promotes a retirement home for Ghost, featuring the African Booty Scratcher.
  • Tub Guy sings Do you wanna be a Poz-hole?
• January 8th, 2018
  • Ghost hangs himself and is found in the forest by Logan Paul.
  • "Obamaphone, Radio Graffiti." *low quality, unintelligible audio*
  • Ghost details his plan for Donald Trump's bitchy blonde-headed ass.
  • DJ Ghost -- All The Way Up.
  • Ghost gets tongue tied during an insult combo, infuriating him.
  • A very bizarre call of what appears to be racist Ghost prankcalling someone, ending in racist ear-rape too.
  • The Pet Mexican trolls Ghost by repeatedly saying the N-Word.
  • DJ Ghost -- Kill Yourself
  • Tub Guy wants to do something with Ghost at The Midnight Cowboy.
• January 10th, 2018
  • I Wish, I Wish I Wasn't Jewish.
  • Disney Grow President takes Ghost a few seconds to understand
  • The Internet Buttstalker retroactively trolls Ghost with a video from 2011.
  • Ghost gets back-to-back racist Oprah splices.
  • Ghost details a story about how he "handled" bullies.
  • Bathrobe Dwane calls Ghost.
• January 12th, 2018 The 10 year anniversary of Ghost!
  • Ghost talks about his prognostications for Knee Guard currency.
  • The African Booty Scratcher(s) ambush Ghost in VRChat, asking if He knows the way.
  • Ghost gets called by an Alex Jones ad, but what makes it funny is the followup call
  • The Internet Buttstalker (or someone impersonating him) asks Ghost a question.
  • Boat remixes one of his earlier tracks for a 10 year anniversary insta-splice.
  • Ghost sacrifices the Inner Circle
  • Tub Guy, despite sounding somewhat under the weather, closes out the show. Ohh myy.
• January 15th, 2018
  • Mai Lou Sass fools Ghost after all these years.
  • Sultan of Knee Guards
  • "NO MORE CHIMPS"
  • It will be legal in Texas to shoot Martin Luther the King.
  • Ghost decides to do something else with a chicken for MLK Day.
  • Swing low, sweet 42coin...
• January 17th, 2018
  • Making Nuns Show Their Buns
  • SUCK MY DICK guy returns with a remix.
  • Ghost loves Anne Frank's body pillow.
  • Brokeback Broke-dick Chimpback
  • More Bathrobe Dwane!
  • Ghost's fingers are too big for the buttons.
  Ghost (raging at the splicer): "I BET YOU'RE SO DAMN FAT, YOU USE PILLOW-CASES FOR SOCKS! YOU DIABETIC FOOT ASSHOLE!"
  • The spaghetti guy catches Ghost off-guard with the n-word.
  • Remember Ghost's song from New Year's Eve that goes "DON'T poz my neghole"? Well...
  • Boat gets in on the monkey business with an instant chimp remix.
  • The Pet Mexican reveals who wrote the production notes.
• January 19th, 2018
  • Ghost declares he will make a hotline number specifically to give money advice, and the trolls treat it like it's a sex hotline.
  • Instead of Bathrobe Dwane, Ghost gets IcePoseidon being racist.
  • 1-900-BUCKMEHARD is played a second time, and in light of recent events, is even funnier.
  • Templeton sings Eminem.
  • An old clip is played of Ghost supporting Jeb Bush, completely contradicting his stance on him in 2016, and his earlier statement that he has never endorsed anyone but Donald Trump and Herman Cain. Cue the longest cans.wav EVER at 24 seconds.
• January 22nd, 2018
  • Ghost goes through Money Gah, Money Grows on Trees, and and Money Grows on Streets before finally coming to the realization of what he's been saying.
  • Templeton sings for OU
  • Dial a hambone!
  • Samsung shows Ghost exactly what he's been saying when he says "Money Grows".
  • Ghost's spicy chicken experience kills his toilet.
  • Ghost gets hit back to back by the Buttstalker and Tub Guy, ending the show.
• January 24th, 2018
  • Ghost forks Donald Trump.
  Ghost (Spliced): I am going to FORK Donald Trump RIGHT NOW! *Forking and screaming noises ending with a Neck Snap* I'm glad Donald Trump is dead. *Static and cue Ghost dropping N-words*
  Ghost: OH- SHUT UP YOU STUPID- *Cans.wav* DAMN IT! SHUT UP THAT RACIST CRAP! DAMN IT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SHUT UP WITH THAT CRAP! JESUS CHRIST, MAN! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME PUT OFF THE AIR, SO STOP WITH THAT RACIST GARBAGE MAN!
  • Ninety-nine shots of Johnny Walker, Ninety-nine shots of piss...
• February 1st, 2018
  • Trent Reznor, Radio Graffiti. (Cue a splice of Ghost singing "Hurt" until switching into "Photograph" by Nickelback).
  • Ghost gets raped by Donkey Kong.
• February 3rd, 2018
  • The supermoon turns Ghost into (as he puts it) an autistic werewolf.
  • The Pet Mexican has something to say to the Engineer.
• February 5th, 2018
  • Gab Shoutouts featured an unending series of sick rhyming names, similar to "Slag with a Meatbag".
  • Ghost's cover of Filthy Frank's "Shut the Fuck Up".
  • Coodoo returns and sings more Ghost-like than ever!
  • An infomercial on how to relieve stress the Ghost way.
    • The caller was also mistaken for Snake Nerd, which induced rage.
  • The Internet Buttstalker's back too, with Ghost reacting accordingly.
  • A fake Radio Graffiti recording plays where a racist Ghost goes thru some black callers.
  • A bit more of a meta joke, but the video uploader Bmar used a thumbnail of a /pol/ user calling him the n-word and telling him to use them as the thumbnail, and their post has a cat on it.
• February 7th, 2018
  • Ghost just opened his own Discord chatroom. Hilarity Ensues when the shout outs begin.
    • Ghost comments that his "pencil" isn't a flaccid woody as suggested by one of the names. This is immediately referenced by "Ghost's Pencil = Wife's Situation Explained".
    • Then he gets a visit from the panda. Wait, no, make that a CHATROOM full of pandas.
  • Ghost tells why Donald Trump isn't a racist by explaining why black people are n***s.
  • "Der Ghostler's Face" as sung by Templeton.
  • The Internet Buttstalker shows us he may be around again for a while.
  • The Pet Mexican dishes out a racist remix, in yet another bout of betrayal.
• February 16th, 2018
  • Ghost's listeners experience some Déjà Vu as African Booty Scratcher's retirement home splice plays again, and Ghost reacts like he completely forgot about it. Three words: Old but gold.
  • Ghost tells us what he's drinking. (hint: pure squick)
  • Ghost defends and attacks bronies at the same time.
  • Alex Jones admits to playing the role of Ghost.
  • The African Booty Scratcher presents True Mubuku Radio.
  • Autistic kid Ghost gets into trouble.
  • Pastor Tub Guy hears confessions from InsaneEnergy and Distilling.
• February 23rd, 2018
  • First Hour Snoozefest
  • Ghost Is A MILF
  • Ghost Equals Texas Flood Crisis Actor
  • Breaking Barriers In The White House
  • White House Demolition Derby
  • White House Drive Thru
  • White House Water Delivery
  • KaraszKun converts into Islam and becomes a terrorist.
  • Ghost gets yanked off the air by Blog Talk Radio thanks to the racist splices/names.
  • Ghost's "production notes" in a nutshell.
  • Ghost ragequits True Capitalist Radio and gives his role as the host for the Engineer.
  • Ghost sings "Happy Birthday" to Chris-Chan.
  • Ghost does something special with Trent Reznor.
  • Ghost sings "Fuck Donald Trump", again.
  • Donald Trump drops the "N-bomb", massive Cans.wav ensues!
  • A remix of Ghost singing "Don't Poz My Neghole".
  • Ghost's Circus Sideshow.
• February 26th, 2018
  • In the shoutouts segment, after Ghost reads "Ghost + 12 pack = Feels Good Man", he checks his cooler for a refreshment.
  Ghost: All I got is crappy cans? ALL I GOT IS CRAPPY CANS, ENGINEER!?
  * The frightened Engineer says something inaudible*
  Ghost: GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN- *cans.wav* I'VE GOT ENOUGH CRAPPY CANS, MAN!
  • One of the first Radio Graffiti clips of the day is Radio Molly with a rendition of "Spooky Scary Skeletons".
  • 1-Minute Radio Graffiti
  Ghost: 8Equal Radio Graffiti
  "8Equal": Hello! I'm RaidenSnake and I like eating cheese!
  Ghost: Ha ha ha ha, that's harsh man! Twilie Atkins, Radio Graffiti
  "Twilie": (horse neighing)
  Ghost: DAMN IT TWILIE ATKINS YOU BITCH HORSE (cans.wav). J-Man, Radio Graffiti.
  "J-Man": (crickets chirping)
  Ghost: Cleveland Brown, Radio Graffiti.
  "Cleveland": (monkey noises)
  Ghost: African Bootyscratcher, Radio Graffiti.
  "African Bootyscratcher": Come along Ghost, I can show you da way to my bed after a couple drinks.
  Ghost: Sh-SHUT UP! (cans.wav) No more damn chimps! Boat073, Radio Graffiti.
  "Boat": (remix of Ghost saying "No more damn chimps!" to Darude's Sandstorm)
  Ghost: I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT I MEAN GOOD GOD (cans.wav) One more and I'm ending the broadcast! Tub Guy, Radio Graffiti.
  "Tub Guy": OOOOOH MYYYYYY!
  Ghost: God damn it (cans.wav) (Laugh-In music cue with Ghost groaning)
  • Satanic Ghost returns with the prince of darkness George Soros.
  • Duck Tales as sung by Alex Jones.
  • The disgraced Teutonic Plague sings an insult carol to the tune of the Oklahoma Sooners theme.
  • Ghost on Jerry Springer.
  • 1776 will mix again!
• February 28th, 2018
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Ghostsia - Seven Knee Guards.
  • Ghost rages at a splice about Waifus and VR, which is then followed by an unexpected Darude - Sandstorm remix involving Ghost and waifus.
  • The broadcast ends with the Pet Mexican eating chicken tenders with Szechuan Sauce and the latter ends up DOUBLE DIPPING. As the result, Ghost instantly exploded in fury as expected.
• March 5th, 2018
  • Tub Guy gets Ghost involved in a communist orgy.
  • Ghost takes Jesus to the woodshed.
  • Ghost hears Alex Jones' version of Uncle Bernie.
  • Cuphead Ghost.
  • Ghostler meets Hitler, also played by Ghost.
  Ghost (spliced): I wish, I wish I wasn't Jewish.
  Wah wah waaaaaaaah.
  • DannyJ advertises consultation for people with "racial bigotry syndrome", approved by the African Booty Scratcher and Donald Trump.
• March 9th, 2018
  • TCR Chat Made Inner-Circle Work
  • No Rights For My Nickers
  • Jane Walker Blue Labia Oh Yeah
  • I'm A Sea Men Connoisseur
  • Ghost Times Jew Equals 42
  • Sharon Stone With A Long Bone
  • Remember The Kebalamo
  • TCR Equals Cheap Bean And Cheese Infowars
  • Albin In A Trash Bin
  • Germit The Gay Frog finally returns! (Instant puke.wav and cans.wav ensues!)
  • It's Templeton America!
  • The Internet Buttstalker asks Ghost to be the Donald Trump to his Stormy Daniels.
  • Ghost becomes Adolf Ghostler and gasses the black people.
  • Ghost gets attacked and molested by Vibri.
  • Ghost flushes himself down the liberal toilet, and nothing of value was lost.
  • Alex Jones' honest opinion on Ghost.
  • The Pet Mexican strikes again with a splice where Ghost kills Cleveland Brown.
• March 12th, 2018
• March 14th, 2018
• March 16th, 2018
• March 19th, 2018
• March 27th, 2018
• In May of 2018, Ghost switched over to a paid hotline for call-ins. Needless to say, people didn't enjoy this change, and it really reflected in the quality of the calls. Later on during the 5/18 show, he dismantled the hotline after people began abusing fake or empty Credit Cards to block up the line and waste people's time. All it took was one simple shoutout, The Jewline that couldn't Jew for him to go completely thermonuclear for a solid 5 minutes.
• Ghost's meltdown over the shoutout name "True Barn Orgy Radio", leading to half an hour of Ghost being pissed off and more than 20 cans.wavs.

Fourth Run/The Ghost Show (2018–present)

• The third installment of The Ghost Show sees trolls using the TTS feature to really get to Ghost, so much so that the return of Radio Graffiti almost doesn't happen.
• February 1, 2019/Episode 15/The Night of the Endless Trollspace The TTS takes its toll on Ghost, leading to a cans.wav record higher than ever, and a rage-quit.
• February 6, 2019
  • Obama PC, Radio Graffiti...*dial-up noises*
• February 13, 2019/Episode 20
  • Ghost has a massive meltdown after the excessive amount of trolling, turning The Ghost Show into the over 15 minutes long festival of screeching, crying, butter vomiting, and gibbering. It starts here.
• March 1, 2019/ Episode 23
  • A glorious splice involving Ghost beating Spy from Team Fortress 2 with baguette. Here is the second one with "Surprise Buttsex".
• April 3, 2019/ Episode 41
  • Ghost tries for the umpteenth time to invoke Don't Make Me Take My Belt Off! and as always happens, the trolls take it... rather well.
  • Tub Guy is back and he got a service animal for Ghost: a horse!
• May 20, 2019/ Episode 58
  • Ghost's granny brings him a message from beyond the grave.
  Ghost's Granny: I've come back to tell you that you will always be my biggest disappointment.
• May 29, 2019/ Episode 62
  • A pianist plays a "bait-and-switch" national anthem.
• July 17, 2019/ Episode 81
  • Everything surrounding this splice.
    • To elaborate, Ghost's Granny gives more than enough to her neighbor (the African Booty Scratcher), the author does short of everything to get himself on Ghost's shitlist including name dropping himself multiple times in the splice, and then Ghost himself loses his mind for 10 minutes straight.
  Ghost: Fuckin' making my granny like she would bang an African YOU FUCK! MY GRANNY'S NOT STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK YOU FUCKIN' TROLLS!
• Ghost gets banned from Vaughn Live.

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