Drinking game for True Capitalist:
- Take a sip whenever Ghost says 'anyway'.
- Take a drink whenever Ghost gets a call from Tri$ha, Tzeki, Equestrian Citizen, the Ghetto Capitalist, Asho, Tub Guy, The Internet Buttstalker, Nikolai, the SUCK MAH DICK guy, the OOOOOOOOOO guy or the "Shut Up, Mom!" guy.
- Take another drink if Ghost has a full conversation with the SUCK MAH DICK guy without realizing it's him.
- Take a drink if a pony calls in.
- Take another drink if Ghost responds "in-universe" (E.G. threatening to turn the caller into glue).
- Take a drink if someone takes too long.
- Take a drink every time Ghost takes a drink.
- Take a drink if Ghost mentions he could be on Sixth Street.
- Alternatively, since the move to San Antonio, take a drink if he brings up San Hambonio.
- Take a drink if Ghost mangles a phrase.
- Take a drink if Ghost insists he isn't racist.
- Take another drink if he talks about "minorities" less than a minute later.
- Take a drink if Ghost threatens to get "punitive damages."
- Become a teatotaller for life if he actually gets punitive damages.
- Take a drink if the Engineer takes over the show.
- Take another drink if the Engineer plays the Boss Nigger theme song.
- Take another drink if, after Ghost returns, he abuses the Engineer.
- Chug the rest of whatever you're drinking if Ghost threatens to cancel Radio Graffiti.
- Cans.wav if he actually does.
- Take a drink if a caller's voice is deemed fruity.
- Take another drink if Ghost assumes that the caller is raised by a single mother because of said fruity voice
- Take a drink if the caller's family is brought up.
- Take another drink if Ghost's family is brought up.
- Take a drink if Ghost refers to himself as a melting pot of friendship.
- Take another if he adds that he's "A NICE GUYYYYY!".
- Take a drink if Ghost demands the respect accorded one of his many titles.
- Take a drink if a Radio Graffiti caller is actually given "exactly three to four seconds" of airtime.
- Take a drink if Ghost says a full Twitter or chatroom shoutout trolling name without stopping himself.
- Take a drink whenever he cans.wavs
- Take another drink if he's also looking for his mic in the process.
- Take another drink if he starts puking.
- Take a drink if Ghost invites one of his "Guests" onto the show (Mr Fortune Cookie, Tyrone, Paco, Mr Optimism, Father Ghost)
- Take a drink whenever Ghost initiates a cluster call.
- Take another drink for each popular troll present in said cluster call.
- Take a drink if KaraszKun calls.
- Down the bottle (you'll need it) if Ghost gives him a segment.
- Do this if any of the "Brown Nosers" get a segment, e.g. Teutonic Plague, RaidenSnake, etc.
- Have a shot to celebrate KaraszKun's fall from grace.
- Take a drink when Ghost mocks G's crying.
- Take a sip whenever Ghost makes a religious swear. Alternatively, you might as well kill yourself right now and save the alcohol.
- Take a drink whenever Templeton is brought up.
- Take another when Ghost rages about it.
- Take a drink if Ghost takes the trolls out to the Woodshed.
- Chug the drink if he busts his belt and blames the trolls for it.
- Take a drink if a call starts with "I'll have two number nines..."
- Take a drink every time you hear the Cleveland Show intro during Radio Graffiti.
- Take a drink whenever Ghost says "LOOK AT MY GAB, CHECK OUT MY GAB!"
- Take a shot if Ghost puts someone in his chatroom in the "woodshed".
- Take a drink if Ghost goes on a rant against autism.
- Down the bottle if people on Gab or in the chatroom infuriate him during one of these rants, and he extends the rant further.
- Take a drink if Ghost calls for "chatroom martial law".
- Take a drink if Taco Tuesday or Baller Friday is ruined.
- Take a drink when you hear the African Booty Scratcher.
- Cans.wav if Ghost ragequits.
- Double cans.wav if Ghost leaves.
