Catchphrase / True Capitalist

There are just way too many things Ghost says on a regular basis.

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• Normal:
  • How's it goin' folks? And thank you very much for tuning in with me...to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
  • We are now in the second (or third and final) hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
  • "Now, I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RADIO GRAFFITI!"
    • "Let's get to Radio Graffiti...RIIIIGHT NOW!!!!"
  • "(Area code/Skype name), Radio Graffiti."
    • And when he's particularly pissed: "Radio goddamn/frickin Graffiti"
  • "I'm a melting pot of friendship!!"
    • "I'M A NICE GUYYY!"
  • "You know it and I know it."
  • "Spread it around LIKE WAHLDFAUR!"
    • "Use and abuse those [sharing] buttons!"
    • "I mean it's just a frickin' click!"
  • "Excuse my French."
  • "...I think it's about time to play everyone's favorite game, it's Guess the Minority!"
    • "You're a Mexican."
    • "I freakin' love this game, man!"
  • "Greasy jelly-ass Hambooooooooooone!"
    • "I'M NOT A FREAKIN' HAMBONE!"
  • "And that, my friends, is the markets, for your ass!"
  • "Come on and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIISEEEE UP, Russia! Take yer shirt off!"
  • "___ ON THE NEXT FREAKIN' GERALDO!"
  • "I ain't jokin' around!"
  • "Those are the markets, for your ass!"
  • "There's the Whoremaster!" [british accent] "Oh yes, I am the Whoremaster, oh yes."
  • "Hey, Jahooties, HOW ABOUT A HAM SANDWICH!?"
  • Keep eating fatty! KEEP EATING!
  • "I'M JUST SAYING! I'm just saying."
  • "And remember folks, long term investment reigns supreme."

• Reactions
  • "...argh Jesus Christ..."
  • "... GET 'EM OFF!"
  • "... shove it up your ass!"
  • "You sorry sacks of crap!"
  • "You stupid milky-licker."
  • "You sad/sick/stupid son of a bitch."
  • "Shut up, ya stupid moron!"
  • "I never said that!"
    • "That's a splice!" ("You know it an' I know it!")
  • "You're takin' too long."
    • "...Helen Keller deaf-mutes."
    • "...you're playin' with your peter-popper." (or pecker-shaft)
  • "...Aww, AWWWWW, he hung up!"
    • "Call 'im back! CALL HIS ASS BACK!"
  • "I AM NOT A JEW!"
    • "I use yamakas for coffee filters!"
  • "Take about ten steps away from my freaking butt-crack!"
  • "Goddamn INTERNET BUTTSTALKERS!"
  • "My heart's beatin' like a rabbit!"
  • "Oh yeah, real funny! HAW HAW HAW!"

• Rage mode
  • We are now in the second/third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* AND I'M YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST, YADA YADA YADA!
  • "Look at this, THEY'RE LAUGHING! THEY'RE LAUGHING!"
  • "I am taking the necessary steps to get punitive damages, OUTTA YOUR ASS!!!"
    • "I've got two words for you. Two words! PUNITIVE! DAMAGES!"
  • "I'M SHOOTIN' GODDAMN PEARLS AT YOU IDIOTS!"
  • "Gimme the mic. GIMME THE GODDAMN MIC!!"
    • "Get this [fuckin'] mic outta my face. GET OUTTA MY FACE!" *cans.wav*
  • "I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!" *smash smash smash*
  • "THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP!!"
    • "YOU'RE TURNIN' IT INTO FRUITBOWL WEDNESDAY!!"
    • "Their assholes are puckerin'!"
  • "WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?! WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?!"
  • "SCUMBAGS!"
  • "Implement chatroom martial law, Engineer! IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW!"
  • "I'M GAGGIN' OVER HERE! I'M GAGGIN'!"
  • "I'm jaded man. I mean, I'M DEPRESSED!"
  • "I'M A CAPITALIST! AND I DESERVE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE!"
  • "I don't have to be here, you know; I COULD BE ON 6TH STREET!!"
  • "YOU'RE PERVERTED!"
  • "THAT'S IT! STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE!"
    • "GET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER!"
  • "I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT!!"
  • "THAT'S IT! No more Twitter Shout-Outs!"
    • "THIS is why we can't have nice [goddamn] things!
  • The sun is warm...the grass is green... [Beat] AND THERE'S THAT GODDAMN PANDA! [cans.wav] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PANDA DOING HERE!?
  • I’ve got PRODUCTION NOTES!! I’ve got production notes that I HAND WRITE!!
  • LOOK AT MY GAB! CHECK OUT MY GAB!
  • I’M NOT A “FEELS BAD, MAN”!

• Conspiracy mode
  • You can't make this up folks!
  • Question everything!
  • WAKE UP!

• The Trolls
  • 213/Ghetto Capitalist has "Ghost, baby, what's going on?"
    • "We've got our EBT cards, baby!"
  • 347 has "SUCK MY DIIIIICK!"
  • Tub Guy has "Oh my!"
    • "It will be totally legit!"
  • 661 has "Surgeradio.org"
    • Ghost often reacts with "Yeah, we got it, DDoS that, alright."
  • "It's me, Asho." (*groan*)
  • Note Party/Tri$ha has "Hey Ghost, it's meeee!"
  • Shut Up Mom has, well, "SHUT UP, MOM!"
  • KaraszKun has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?"
  • 111/The Internet Buttstalker has "baby buns".