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** [=KaraszKun=] has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?"

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** [=KaraszKun=] has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?"while?"
** 111/The Internet Buttstalker has "baby buns".
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Alex Jones to be cut as per ATT.


** [[Radio/AlexJones You can't make this up folks!]]

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** [[Radio/AlexJones You can't make this up folks!]]folks!
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** "And remember folks, long term investment reigns supreme."
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** (says something stupid/offensive) ''"I'M JUST SAYING! I'm just saying."''

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** (says something stupid/offensive) ''"I'M JUST SAYING! I'm just saying."''

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** I’ve got PRODUCTION NOTES!! I’ve got production notes that I HAND WRITE!!
** LOOK AT MY GAB! CHECK OUT MY GAB!
** I’M NOT A “FEELS BAD, MAN”!
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** (says something stupid/offensive) ''"I'M JUST SAYING! I'm just saying."''
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Added an alternative to the "Get this mic outta my face" line, as he sometimes drops an F bomb saying it


*** "Get this mic outta my face. GET OUTTA MY FACE!"

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*** "Get this [fuckin'] mic outta my face. GET OUTTA MY FACE!"FACE!" *cans.wav*
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he doesn't say it like that. it's just a word he uses a lot. not really a catchphrase.


** "BESMIRCH!"
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\n\n** WAKE UP!
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* Conspiracy mode
** [[Radio/AlexJones You can't make this up folks!]]
** Question everything!


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** We are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* AND I'M YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST, ''YADA YADA YADA!''

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** We are now in the second second/third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* AND I'M YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST, ''YADA YADA YADA!''
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** The sun is warm...the grass is green... [''{{Beat}}''] AND THERE'S THAT GODDAMN PANDA! [cans.wav] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PANDA DOING HERE!?
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*** "I use yamakas for coffee filters!"
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** We are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* And I'm your host, the man they call Ghost, Yada yada yada!

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** We are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* And I'm your host, the man they call Ghost, Yada yada yada!AND I'M YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST, ''YADA YADA YADA!''
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** How's it goin' folks? And thank you very much for tuning in with me...to ''another'' edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
** We are now in the second (or third and final) hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.


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** We are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* And I'm your host, the man they call Ghost, Yada yada yada!
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** "Hey, Jahooties, HOW ABOUT A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM SAAAAAAANNNNDDDDWIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHH?"
** Keep eating fatty! KEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTIIIIINNNGGG!

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** "Hey, Jahooties, HOW ABOUT A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM SAAAAAAANNNNDDDDWIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHH?"
HAM SANDWICH!?"
** Keep eating fatty! KEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTIIIIINNNGGG!
KEEP EATING!
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** Keep eating fatty! KEEEEEEEEEPPPP EEEEAAAATTTTIIIIINNNGGG!

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** Keep eating fatty! KEEEEEEEEEPPPP EEEEAAAATTTTIIIIINNNGGG!
KEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTIIIIINNNGGG!

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** "Hey, Jahooties, HOW ABOUT A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM SAAAAAAANNNNDDDDWIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHH?"
** Keep eating fatty! KEEEEEEEEEPPPP EEEEAAAATTTTIIIIINNNGGG!
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There are just ''way'' too many things Ghost says on a regular basis.

* [[OnceAnEpisode Normal]]:
** "Now, I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RADIO GRAFFITI!"
*** "Let's get to Radio Graffiti...RIIIIGHT NOW!!!!"
** "(Area code/Skype name), Radio Graffiti."
*** And when he's particularly pissed: "Radio goddamn/frickin Graffiti"
** "I'm a melting pot of friendship!!"
*** "[[BlatantLies I'M A NICE GUYYY]]!"
** "You know it and I know it."
** "Spread it around LIKE WAHLDFAUR!"
*** "Use and abuse those [sharing] buttons!"
**** ''"I mean it's just a frickin' click!"''
** "Excuse my French."
** "...I think it's about time to play everyone's favorite game, it's ''Guess the Minority!''"
*** "You're a Mexican."
*** "I freakin' love this game, man!"
** "Greasy jelly-ass Hambooooooooooone!"
*** "I'M NOT A FREAKIN' HAMBONE!"
** "And that, my friends, is the markets, for your ass!"
** "Come on and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIISEEEE UP, Russia! Take yer shirt off!"
** "___ ON THE NEXT FREAKIN' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldo_Rivera GERALDO]]!"
** "I ain't jokin' around!"
** "Those are the markets, for your ass!"
** "There's the Whoremaster!" [british accent] ''"Oh yes, I am the Whoremaster, oh yes."''

* Reactions
** "...argh Jesus Christ..."
** "... GET 'EM OFF!"
** "... shove it up your ass!"
** "You sorry sacks of crap!"
** "You stupid milky-licker."
** "You sad/sick/stupid son of a bitch."
** "Shut up, ya stupid moron!"
** "I never said that!"
*** "That's a splice!" ("You know it an' I know it!")
** "You're takin' too long."
*** "...Helen Keller deaf-mutes."
*** "...you're [[MistakenForMasturbating playin' with your peter-popper.]]" (or pecker-shaft)
** "...Aww, AWWWWW, he hung up!"
*** "Call 'im back! CALL HIS ASS BACK!"
** "I AM NOT A JEW!"
** "Take about ten steps away from my freaking butt-crack!"
** "Goddamn INTERNET BUTTSTALKERS!"
** "BESMIRCH!"
** "My heart's beatin' like a rabbit!"
** [[SarcasmMode "Oh yeah, real funny! HAW HAW HAW!"]]

* Rage mode
** "Look at this, THEY'RE LAUGHING! THEY'RE LAUGHING!"
** "I am taking the necessary steps to get punitive damages, OUTTA YOUR ASS!!!"
*** "I've got two words for you. Two words! PUNITIVE! DAMAGES!"
** "I'M SHOOTIN' GODDAMN PEARLS AT YOU IDIOTS!"
** "Gimme the mic. GIMME THE GODDAMN MIC!!"
*** "Get this mic outta my face. GET OUTTA MY FACE!"
** "I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!" *smash smash smash*
** "THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP!!"
*** "YOU'RE TURNIN' IT INTO FRUITBOWL WEDNESDAY!!"
*** "Their assholes are puckerin'!"
** "WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?! WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?!"
** "'''''SCUMBAGS!'''''"
** "Implement chatroom martial law, Engineer! IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW!"
** "I'M GAGGIN' OVER HERE! I'M GAGGIN'!"
** "I'm jaded man. I mean, I'M DEPRESSED!"
** "I'M A CAPITALIST! AND I DESERVE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE!"
** "I don't have to be here, you know; I COULD BE ON 6TH STREET!!"
** "YOU'RE PERVERTED!"
** "THAT'S IT! STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE!"
*** "GET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER!"
** "I ''JUST'' FREAKIN' SAID THAT!!"
** "THAT'S IT! No more Twitter Shout-Outs!"
*** "THIS is [[WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings why we can't have nice [goddamn] things!]]

* The Trolls
** 213/Ghetto Capitalist has "Ghost, baby, what's going on?"
*** "We've got our EBT cards, baby!"
** 347 has "SUCK MY DIIIIICK!"
** Tub Guy has "Oh ''my!''"
*** "It will be totally legit!"
** 661 has "[[ProductPlacement Surgeradio.org]]"
*** Ghost often reacts with "Yeah, we got it, [=DDoS=] that, alright."
** "It's me, Asho." ([[CollectiveGroan *groan*]])
** Note Party/Tri$ha has "Hey Ghost, it's meeee!"
** Shut Up Mom has, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "SHUT UP, MOM!"]]
** [=KaraszKun=] has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?"

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