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The Cast of It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
The Cast of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Worldmembers , Divine Ensemble of Those Who Did Not Get the MacGuffin
- House: Endings
- Demideities
- Symbol: “The Big W” (four palm trees that form the letter “W”)
- Theme Song: "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"
- Alignment:
- Portfolio: Epic Race
- Culpepper: Cool Old Guy, Fallen Hero, Lawman Gone Bad
- Melville Crump: Covered in Gunge, Straight Man
- Monica Crump: Clothing Damage, Ms. Fanservice, Screaming Woman
- J. Russell Finch: Butt-Monkey and Extreme Doormat, Head of an edible seaweed company
- Emmeline Marcus-Finch: Only Sane Woman
- Mrs. Marcus: The Chessmaster, Evil Matriarch, Large Ham, My Beloved Smother-in-Law, a victim of a bunch of pratfalls and humiliation
- Lennie Pike: The Big Guy, Dumb Muscle, Hair-Trigger Temper
- Dingy Bell: Punny Name, the skinny to Benjy’s fat
- Benjy Benjamin: Alliterative Name, The Ditz, Cowardly Sidekick, Fat Idiot
- Otto Meyer: Con Man, Consummate Liar, Jerkass, Laser-Guided Karma, Smug Snake
- Col. Hawthorne: Butt-Monkey, Funny Foreigner, I Am Very British, Vitriolic Best Buds with Russell, doesn’t like hearing insults to England
- Sylvester Marcus: Beatnik, Cloudcuckoolander, Dumb Muscle, Large Ham, Manchild, Momma's Boy, Psychopathic Man Child
- Domains: Comedy, Racing, Treasure, Greed
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- A group of passing motorists came across a dying gangster named Smiler Grogan, who asked them to search for a briefcase containing $350,000, the loot he got from an old robbery, before kicking the bucket - both figuratively and literally. Upon hearing this, the witnesses negotiated on where the money could be and decided to compete against each other in search for it. Later on they were joined by the likes of conman Otto Meyer, the very British Colonel Hawthorne, and Mrs. Marcus’ son Sylvester. Meanwhile, the police had been monitoring all of this with the police chief Culpepper intending to confiscate the stolen money and return it to its rightful owners. However, after being frustrated by the constant amount of bad news regarding his personal life and his police pension, he devised a plan to snatch the loot for himself to travel to Mexico for his retirement. His plan ended up backfiring when the treasure hunters chase him up to the roof of a tall building, leading to the case accidentally being opened and the money falling down the streets as well as the gang ending up in the hospital without receiving a single cent.
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Klaatu and Gort
Klaatu and Gort, Co-Deities of Benevolent Alien Invasions (Klatuu: Mr. Carpenter, Gort: Gnut)
- Potential House: Extraterrestrial Behaviour
- Intermediate Deities
- Symbol: Their Flying Saucer
- Theme Song: Prelude
- Alignment: Lawful Good (Klaatu), Lawful Neutral (Gort)
- Portfolio: Arrive as an ambassador from outer space, Space Police
- Klaatu: Human Alien, poses as a man named Mr. Carpenter, Perfect Pacifist People, Once shutted down all electric power to demonstrate that he is a powerful alien, warns the Earth to give up war or be destroyed by Gort
- Gort: Cyber Cyclops, Disintegrator Ray, Killer Robot, Can be shut down with the words, “Klaatu Barada Nikto”
- Domains: Extraterrestrials, Contact, Pacifism
- Allies:
- Klaatu:
- Gort:
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- Respected by/Respects:
- Pitied by/Pities:
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- Conflicting Opinion:
Susan Walker
Susan Walker, Goddess of Those Convinced of Santa’s Existence
- House: Celebration
- Quasideity
- Symbol:
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- Alignment:
- Portfolio: Raised by a mother who doesn’t want her to indulge in fantasies, wants a father for Christmas and encourages Kris Kringle to help her get one
- Domains:
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Frank Bullitt
Lieutenant Frank Bullitt, God of Chase Scenes
- House: TBA
- Demigod
- Symbol: A Highland Green 1968 Ford Mustang 390 CID Fastback
- Theme Song: Bullitt Main Theme
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Portfolio: Badass Driver with a Cool Car, Cowboy Cop, unable to find out who is behind the organized crime operation due to killing a witness
- Domains: Police, Detectives, Car Chases
- High Priest: Jimmy “Popeye” Doyle
- Allies: Dirty Harry, Axel Stone, Adam Hunter & Blaze Fielding, Ryotaro Dojima, John Hartigan, Judy Hopps, The Dukes of Hazzard
- Enemies: Vito and Michael Corleone
- Complicated Relationship with: Leon Montana, Napoleon Solo
- Annoyed with: Rosco P. Coltrane
- Lt. Frank Bullitt is a San Francisco-based police detective who was assigned to protect a star witness for an important trial. However, before the night is over, the witness that he was supposed to protect was murdered by two hitmen. Upon knowing this, Bullitt gathered up information about the incident and opened up an investigation on his own after his police captain gave him the permission to investigate the crime. When Bullitt opened up the investigation, people around started to ponder about his behavior and his antics on pursuing those who are responsible of the crime.
- Originally, Bullitt served as a High Priest to Harold Francis Callahan, God of Vigilante Cops. However, the Main House recommended him for godhood after examining his story, which includes a Chase Scene which involves him in pursuit of two bad guys in a black Dodge Charger. Because of this, he was chosen to ascend for this trope. While Dirty Harry prefers to work alone, he has come to respect Bullitt’s determination to pursue those who killed his witness as well as him being a fellow cop who resides in San Francisco.
- Ryotaro Dojima is one detective who sympathizes with Bullitt, given his guilt on being unable to solve a case. However, he is wary of Bullitt’s actions as his reckless driving reminds him of a hit-and-run that killed his wife. Among other Cowboy Cops that he has allied with, they include John Hartigan and Judy Hopps (who has her own Chase Scene when trying to apprehend Weaselton).
- As his investigation involved tracking down the mafia hitmen that killed the witness he was trying to protect, he seems to have a dislike towards those who are associated with organized crime, with Vito and Michael Corleone being notable targets.
- Doesn’t know what to make of Leon Montana. While he’s aware that he’s a hitman who works for the mafia, he also learned that he has a good heart as shown whenever he takes care of Mathilda. Bullitt is also conflicted on Napoleon Solo as while he’s a good person, he simply avoids him as the spy reminds him of Walter Chalmers, the politician who wanted to screw his investigation.
- Gets really annoyed with Rosco P. Coltrane for his failures in catching the Dukes of Hazzard, whom he tolerates given their successful evasions from the police.
Joe Bradley and Princess Ann
Joe Bradley and Princess Ann, Co-Deities of Vacation Films (Princess Ann: Anya Smith, Smitty)
- House:
- Quasideities
- Symbol: A Vespa scooter
- Theme Song: Roman Holiday Main Title
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Portfolio:
- Domains: Love
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- Princess Ann is a princess from an unnamed European country who visited Rome as part of her goodwill tour. During the trip, she was so overwhelmed by her sheltered life and royal obligations that she ended up going incognito. There, she encounters an American journalist named Joe Bradley who sees an opportunity for an exclusive scoop. However, romance blossomed between them during their 'common people' adventures throughout the city. At the end of the day, however, the two ended up parting ways after the princess realized that she had to take responsibility for her royal duties.
The Ymir ( 20 Million Miles to Earth)
The Ymir, God of Miracle Gro Monsters
- House: Monsters
- Lesser Deity
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- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
- Portfolio: Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever, eats sulfur and lacks a heart or lungs, Bullying a Dragon, Non-Malicious Monster, Single Specimen Species, Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds
- Domains: Aliens, Monsters, Growth
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Future Plans
- Work on:
- Robby the Robot, God of Robot Antennae and Flashing Lights In Conjunction With Speech
- Olive Oyl, Goddess of Rubber-Hose Limbs
- The Moomins, Collective Deities of Cartoon Creatures
- Fu Manchu, God of Chinese Antagonists
- Walter Neff and Phyllis Dietrichson, Patron Deities of The Perfect Crime
- The Girl, Goddess of Dumb Blondes and the Marilyn Maneuver
- The Martians, Collective Deities of Tripod Terror
- Rework:
Successful Contributions to the Pantheon:
- Ascended: Alfred Hitchcock (Dramatic Irony), Humphrey Bogart (Film Noir), Charlie Chaplin (Silent Movie), Amélie Poulain (Narrative Filigree), Pippi Longstocking (Muscles Are Meaningless), Sara Crewe (Princess in Rags), Rick Blaine (Neutral No Longer), Pollyanna Whittier (The Pollyanna), Kiki (Flying Postman and Flying Broomstick), Adenoid Hynkel (Adolf Hitlarious), Eloise (Hotel Hellion), Norma Desmond (White-Dwarf Starlet), E.T. (Innocent Aliens), Mary Lennox (Hope Sprouts Eternal), Rosemary Woodhouse (Religious Horror), Anne Shirley (Blithe Spirit and Spirited Young Lady), Roger Thornhill (Mistaken for Spies), The March Sisters (Four-Girl Ensemble), Beavis and Butt-Head (Heh Heh, You Said "X"), Joe Gillis (Posthumous Narration), Lydia Deetz (Goth), Peter Warne and Ellie Andrews (Road Trip Romance), Bruce Nolan (God for a Day), Jane Lane (Only Friend), Jeffrey Lebowski/The Dude (Mellow Fellow), Aisling (Morphic Resonance), Barton Fink (Writer's Block), Marge Gunderson (Minnesota Nice), Ben and Saoirse (Gender Equals Breed), Fred C. Dobbs (Death by Materialism), Bill Lumbergh (Mean Boss), The Time Traveller (To the Future, and Beyond), Babar (Civilized Animal), Satsuki and Mei Kusakabe (Children Are Innocent), Heidi (Yodel Land), Atticus Finch (Sweet Home Alabama), Griffin (Invisibility and Bandaged Face), Captain Nemo (Sub Story), Holly Golightly (Little Black Dress)@ , John Carter (Planetary Romance), Harriet Welsch (Snooping Little Kid), The Gill-man (Fish People), The Martians (Mars Attacks!) (Aliens Are Bastards), Snake Plissken (Recruiting the Criminal), The Blob (Eating the Enemy), Doctor Zaius (Animal Is the New Man), Elisa Esposito and the Asset (Fantastic Romance), Hilda (Hildafolk) (The City vs. the Country), Team America (America Saves the Day), Arnold Shortman (Raised by Grandparents)@ , Helga G. Pataki (Loving Bully), The Pod People (Replicant Snatching), Rhoda Penmark (Enfant Terrible), Eve Harrington (Subverted Suspicion Aesop), Larry Talbot/The Wolf Man (Wolf Man) @ , Susy Hendrix (Protect This House), Alicia Huberman (Go Seduce My Archnemesis), Captain Gregg and Lucy Muir (Dead Person Conversation), Mighty Joe Young (King Kong Copy), Professors Julius Kelp and Sherman Klump (Sexier Alter Ego), Gabrielle van der Mal/Sister Luke (Taking the Veil), Charlotte Vale (Mental Health Recovery Arc), Dudley (The Bishop's Wife) (Guardian Angel), Gregory and Paula Anton (Gaslighting), General Rokurōta, Princess Yuki, Tahei and Matashichi (MacGuffin Escort Mission), The Keroro Platoon (Easily Thwarted Alien Invasion)
- Reworked: Kenny McCormick (They Killed Kenny Again), HAL 9000 (Artificial Intelligence and Creepy Monotone), Beetlejuice (Speak of the Devil), Daria Morgendorffer (Deadpan Snarker and The Snark Knight), Edward Scissorhands (The Grotesque)
- Other: Rick Deckard relocated to Patrickthekid; Phil Connors adopted by Igordebraga; Chance the Gardener adopted by Wootzits.