Quotes / The Three Stooges

Listen to the mockingbird, listen to the mockingbird
The mockingbird still singing o'er her grave
Listen to the mockingbird, listen to the mockingbird
Still singing where the weeping willows wave!

— Lyrics to the other iconic theme song, "Listen to the Mockingbird"

"Well, they're these kinda funny looking guys... who like to hit each other."

— Jerry, Seinfeld

"Now I know why Moe was always mad."

— Titus, Titus

"Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard..."

— Background PA page, St. Elsewhere

"Why, you idiot!"

— Moe Howard in oh so many shorts

"Virtual reality will give rise, for example, to Virtual Stooge, where you can call up any episode of The Three Stooges and become the Fourth Stooge — actually experiencing the sensation of being whacked on the head with a plank by Curly. (This will be a hit primarily with men)."

— Diane English, predicting the year 2053

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