See how drunk you can get while laughing at the Stooges' antics.
- Take a shot whenever Moe abuses any of the other Stooges.
- Drink if he slaps 'em.
- Extra drink if it was in response to a pun.
- Drink if he eyepokes 'em.
- Take a quick sip if he schmucks 'em by saying "Pick out two."
- Drink if he headbonks 'em.
- Take a quick sip if he does his "See that?" move.
- Extra drink if any of these are preceded by Moe laughing with them.
- Drink if he slaps 'em.
- Take a shot whenever Larry says "Leave 'im alone!" to Moe.
- If Moe slaps/eyepokes/headbonks him in response, take a quick sip.
- Take a shot whenever, in the event of a gooey thrown object or pie fight,somebody says ''Ya missed me! Nyaaaaah!!"
- Take another when the one razzing the thrower gets splattered immediately afterwards!
- Take a shot if Larry slaps or headbonks another Stooge rather than Moe doing it.
- Drink whenever Curly spins around on the floor.
- Drink whenever Curly starts barking. Two drinks if he's barking at an inanimate object.
- Drink whenever any of the other stooges accidentally harm Moe in some way.
- Drink whenever Moe prompts Curly to bump his fist, resulting in Moe pinwheeling his arm backwards and hitting Curly on top of the head with said fist.
- Drink whenever Curly says "Nyuk nyuk nyuk" or "Wooboobooboo!"
- Drink whenever Shemp says "Heebebebebebe!"
- Drink whenever Shemp does his boxing routine.
- Take a shot when Shemp tries to think and has to bang his head against something, or have Moe hit him.
- Drink whenever the episode is a remake or has a Recycled Plot.
- Drink when an episode uses Stock Footage from another earlier short.
- Drink whenever you see sped-up footage.
- Have a drink whenever they do their "burnt toast and a rotten egg" routine.
- Drink when Moe has another stooge place their elbow against their kneecap with their fist under their chin, and when they ask what happens next Moe kicks their foot and makes them punch themselves.
- Drink whenever Larry gets a chunk of his hair pulled out.
- Drink whenever Curly manages to counter an incoming Moe strike.
- Extra drink if it's using a flat palm to block an eyepoke.
- Extra drink if Moe nails him with a follow-up strike while Curly is distracted laughing about his counter.
- Top with a shot if the follow-up strike targets Curly's extended tongue.
- Extra drink if it's using a flat palm to block an eyepoke.
- During a short with a pie fight, drink every time someone or something gets hit with a pie.
- Extra drink if the person who got hit is one of the Stooges.
- Drink whenever Curly accidentally breaks a tool (saw, pick, gun, etc.) with his head. Extra quick sip if Moe intentionally hit him with it.
- Drink whenever Moe blames another Stooge for something that HE did.
- Drink whenever Moe tells another Stooge "Remind me to kill you later!" and they reply "I'll make a note of it!"
- Take a drink when, in any short, Moe gets so scared, his hair stands on end!
