"This a unique world... A world of trophies."
—The Narrator
"You think I don't know? You think I'm not aware of my position here? Why you're so fixed on getting me under your control, why you keep calling me your pet. Your goal is beyond you. You can't do it without me. Every pretty word, every twisted lie, everything you do is related to me. Because you're too weak! No, no, LIMITED to do it all on your own. But, ya wanna know what's funny about that? You can't do anything about it, even if you wanted to, even with the great powers you have now! You're still the same as you ever were, and always will be. Number Two."
—Bowser, in an epic The Reason You Suck speech to Ganondorf. (Episode 13: Ganon's Class Reunion)
"He doesn't have to listen. I only need to make him understand. Koopa is a vile beast, a powerful monster... my loyal pet. There is nothing else he could be, because the world we live in will never allow him to be anyone else. Our roles are forced upon us, because of who we are in the past. So we shall seize this world together, and remake this world into our own image. That way, we can truly be free to choose our fate!"
—Ganondorf, before he regains control of Bowser. (Episode 12: Darkness Ascending)
"Sorry Ike, but I've gotten far too comfortable with who I am now. I'm too far gone. And if that's going to be a problem, you'll just have to kill me. Maybe the Link after I'm gone will be more of your standards."
—Link, reflecting on his current state. (Episode 14: Castaway)
