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"Careful. I'm contagious."
Thrax

"Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!"
Thrax

"See this? This little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California. Didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks.
And this one. Nice lady in Detroit, Motown.
Six days flat.
Then there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours.
Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank, that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!"
Thrax

"Medical books aren't written about losers!"
Thrax

Osmosis Jones: You want Osmosis?
Drix: You've got Osmosis.

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