Quotes / Drawn Together

Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks.
Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!
Captain Hero: Hey, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]
Captain Hero: Damn.

— "Hot Tub"

Wooldoor Sockbat: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
[cocks a sniper rifle]

— "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

Captain Hero: Hey, pig! Great news!
Wooldoor Sockbat: Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!
Captain Hero: ...Are you defecating into a cantalope?
Spanky Ham: [farts] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.

— "Hot Tub"

Toot Braunstein: If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!

— "Hot Tub"

[Clara just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]
Spanky Ham: What? What did you just say? The travel sized version of Battleships, that's a little game! Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! It's who I am!

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Toot Braunstein: [after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza]
You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can shit on it? I should kill you where you stand!
[punches a hole through the wall]

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Princess Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.
Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...
Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling...
Foxxy Love: It's right. Now you know...
Princess Clara: I can taste a filling...
Foxxy Love: And it's solid gold...
Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.
Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!
Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: This black chick's tongue
Princess Clara: What a wonderful feeling
Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?
Princess Clara: I've never had so much fun
Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue.
Captain Hero: How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!

— "Hot Tub"

Xandir: You used to care about me!
Captain Hero: What? When?
Xandir: You used to say I was pretty!
Captain Hero: No, I didn't!
Xandir: You used to dress up for me!
Captain Hero: Only that one time!

— "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

Foxxy Love: Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!

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Spanky Ham: [laughing] Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism!

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Spanky Ham: I don't remember ordering a pizza...
[opens a box with his turd in it]
Spanky Ham: With sausage!

— "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

Toot Braunstein: Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...
Captain Hero: Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!
Toot Braunstein: I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!
Captain Hero: [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone!

— "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

Spanky Ham: Why must I ruin everything beautiful?

— "Hot Tub"

Xandir: I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!

— "Hot Tub"

Captain Hero: Oho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion.

— "Clara's Dirty Little Secret"

Captain Hero: Don't make me kick your ass!
Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your DICK!
Captain Hero: Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!
Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your DICK!

— "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact"

Princess Clara: Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?
Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!

— "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact"

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