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You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!\\

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You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t shit on it? I should kill you where you stand!\\
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-->-- "Dirty Pranking #2"

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-->-- "Dirty Pranking #2"
Number 2"
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-->--

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-->--
-->-- "Dirty Pranking #2"
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'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!\\

to:

'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!\\DICK!\\



'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!

to:

'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!DICK!
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'''Toot Braunstein''': If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!

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'''Toot ->'''Toot Braunstein''': If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!
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'''Spanky Ham''': I don't remember ordering a pizza...\\

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'''Spanky ->'''Spanky Ham''': I don't remember ordering a pizza...\\

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'''Captain Hero''': I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks

'''Foxxy Love''': '''''[Opens Door]''''' Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!

'''Captain Hero''': Hey, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
'''''[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]'''''

to:

'''Captain ->'''Captain Hero''': I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks

chicks.\\
'''Foxxy Love''': '''''[Opens Door]''''' ''[Opens Door]'' Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!

house!\\
'''Captain Hero''': Hey, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
'''''[camera
donkey!\\
''[camera
shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]'''''
happens]''\\




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'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
'''''[cocks a sniper rifle]'''''

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'''Captain Hero''': Hey, pig! Great news!

'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!

'''Captain Hero''': Are you defecating into a cantalope?

'''Spanky Ham''': '''''[farts]''''' Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.

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to:

\n------------------------------------------\n\n'''Wooldoor -->-- "Hot Tub"

->'''Wooldoor
Sockbat''': If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
'''''[cocks
Tower.\\
''[cocks
a sniper rifle]'''''

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'''Captain
rifle]''
-->-- "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

->'''Captain
Hero''': Hey, pig! Great news!

news!\\
'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!

alcohol!\\
'''Captain Hero''': Hero''': ...Are you defecating into a cantalope?

cantalope?\\
'''Spanky Ham''': '''''[farts]''''' ''[farts]'' Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.

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booze.
-->-- "Hot Tub"




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'''''[Clara just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]'''''

'''Spanky Ham''': What? What did you just say? The travel sized version of Battleships, *that's* a little game! Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! Its who-I-Am!

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'''Toot Braunstein''': '''''[after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza]'''''
You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!

'''''[punches a hole through the wall]'''''

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'''Princess Clara''': What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

'''Foxxy Love''': I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

'''Princess Clara''': It's really quite thrilling...

'''Foxxy Love''': It's right. Now you know...

'''Princess Clara''': I can taste a filling...

'''Foxxy Love''': And it's solid gold...

'''Princess Clara''': I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

'''Foxxy Love''': Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

'''Princess Clara, Foxxy Love''': This black chick's tongue

'''Princess Clara''': What a wonderful feeling

'''Foxxy Love''': Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

'''Princess Clara''': I've never had so much fun

'''Princess Clara, Foxxy Love''': As with this black chick's tongue.

to:

\n------------------------------------------\n\n'''''[Clara -->-- "Hot Tub"

->''[Clara
just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]'''''

game]''\\
'''Spanky Ham''': What? What did you just say? The travel sized version of Battleships, *that's* ''that's'' a little game! Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! Its who-I-Am!

------------------------------------------

'''Toot
It's who I am!
-->--

->'''Toot
Braunstein''': '''''[after ''[after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza]'''''
pizza]''\\
You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!

'''''[punches
stand!\\
''[punches
a hole through the wall]'''''

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'''Princess
wall]''
-->--

->'''Princess
Clara''': What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

sensation.\\
'''Foxxy Love''': I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

begun...\\
'''Princess Clara''': It's really quite thrilling...

thrilling...\\
'''Foxxy Love''': It's right. Now you know...

know...\\
'''Princess Clara''': I can taste a filling...

filling...\\
'''Foxxy Love''': And it's solid gold...

gold...\\
'''Princess Clara''': I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

go.\\
'''Foxxy Love''': Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

'ho!\\
'''Princess Clara, Foxxy Love''': This black chick's tongue

tongue\\
'''Princess Clara''': What a wonderful feeling

feeling\\
'''Foxxy Love''': Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

earrings?\\
'''Princess Clara''': I've never had so much fun

fun\\
'''Princess Clara, Foxxy Love''': As with this black chick's tongue.
tongue.\\




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'''Xandir''': You used to care about me!

'''Captain Hero''': What? When?

'''Xandir''': You used to say I was pretty!

'''Captain Hero''': No, I didn't!

'''Xandir''': You used to dress up for me!

to:

\n------------------------------------------\n\n'''Xandir''': -->-- "Hot Tub"

->'''Xandir''':
You used to care about me!

me!\\
'''Captain Hero''': What? When?

When?\\
'''Xandir''': You used to say I was pretty!

pretty!\\
'''Captain Hero''': No, I didn't!

didn't!\\
'''Xandir''': You used to dress up for me!
me!\\




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'''Foxxy Love''': Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!

------------------------------------------

'''Spanky Ham''': '''''[laughing]''''' Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism!

------------------------------------------

'''Spanky Ham''': I don't remember ordering a pizza...

'''''[opens a box with his turd in it]'''''

'''Spanky Ham''': with sausage!

------------------------------------------

'''Toot Braunstein''': Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...

'''Captain Hero''': Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!

'''Toot Braunstein''': I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!

'''Captain Hero''': '''''[in a girlish voice]''''' I said I'm on the phone!

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'''Spanky Ham''': Why must I ruin everything beautiful?

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'''Xandir''': I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!

-------------------------------------------

'''Captain Hero''': Oho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion.

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'''Captain Hero''': Don't make me kick your ass!

to:

\n------------------------------------------\n\n'''Foxxy -->-- "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

->'''Foxxy
Love''': Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!

------------------------------------------

'''Spanky
racismer!
-->--

->'''Spanky
Ham''': '''''[laughing]''''' ''[laughing]'' Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism!

------------------------------------------

racism!
-->--

'''Spanky Ham''': I don't remember ordering a pizza...

'''''[opens
pizza...\\
''[opens
a box with his turd in it]'''''

it]''\\
'''Spanky Ham''': with sausage!

------------------------------------------

'''Toot
With sausage!
-->--

->'''Toot
Braunstein''': Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...

I...\\
'''Captain Hero''': Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!

phone!\\
'''Toot Braunstein''': I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!

sponsor!\\
'''Captain Hero''': '''''[in ''[in a girlish voice]''''' voice]'' I said I'm on the phone!

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'''Spanky
phone!
-->-- "Dirty Pranking Number 2"

->'''Spanky
Ham''': Why must I ruin everything beautiful?

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'''Xandir''':
beautiful?
-->-- "Hot Tub"

->'''Xandir''':
I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!

-------------------------------------------

'''Captain
girlfriend!
-->-- "Hot Tub"

->'''Captain
Hero''': Oho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion.

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diversion.
-->-- "Clara's Dirty Little Secret"

->'''Captain Hero''': Don't make me kick your ass!\\
'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!\\
'''Captain Hero''': Don't make me kick your ass!
cuddle you like a baby!\\




'''Captain Hero''': Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!

'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!

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'''Princess Clara''': Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?

to:

\n'''Captain Hero''': Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!\n\n'''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!\n\n--------------------------------------------\n\n'''Princess -->-- "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact"

->'''Princess
Clara''': Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?
week?\\




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\n----------------------------------------------->-- "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact"
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'''Captain Hero''': Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!

to:

'''Captain Hero''': Damn, I am good! Hey, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!



'''Captain Hero''': What?

to:

'''Captain Hero''': What?
What? When?



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Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks

Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!

Captain Hero: Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]

Captain Hero: Damn.

to:

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks

Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] '''Foxxy Love''': '''''[Opens Door]''''' Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera '''''[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]

Captain Hero:
happens]'''''

'''Captain Hero''':
Damn.



Wooldoor Sockbat: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
[cocks a sniper rifle]

to:

Wooldoor Sockbat: '''Wooldoor Sockbat''': If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
[cocks '''''[cocks a sniper rifle]
rifle]'''''



Captain Hero: Hey, pig! Great news!

Wooldoor Sockbat: Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!

Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantalope?

Spanky Ham: [farts] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.

to:

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Hey, pig! Great news!

Wooldoor Sockbat: '''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Are you defecating into a cantalope?

Spanky Ham: [farts] '''Spanky Ham''': '''''[farts]''''' Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.



Toot Braunstein: If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!

to:

Toot Braunstein: '''Toot Braunstein''': If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!



[Clara just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]

Spanky Ham: What? What did you just say? The travel sized version of Battleships, *that's* a little game! Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! Its who-I-Am!

to:

[Clara '''''[Clara just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]

Spanky Ham:
game]'''''

'''Spanky Ham''':
What? What did you just say? The travel sized version of Battleships, *that's* a little game! Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! Its who-I-Am!



Toot Braunstein: [after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza] You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!
[punches a hole through the wall]

to:

Toot Braunstein: [after '''Toot Braunstein''': '''''[after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza] pizza]'''''
You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!
[punches
stand!

'''''[punches
a hole through the wall]
wall]'''''



Princess Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling...

Foxxy Love: It's right. Now you know...

Princess Clara: I can taste a filling...

Foxxy Love: And it's solid gold...

Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: This black chick's tongue

Princess Clara: What a wonderful feeling

Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

Princess Clara: I've never had so much fun

Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue.

Captain Hero: How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!

to:

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

Foxxy Love: '''Foxxy Love''': I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': It's really quite thrilling...

Foxxy Love: '''Foxxy Love''': It's right. Now you know...

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': I can taste a filling...

Foxxy Love: '''Foxxy Love''': And it's solid gold...

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

Foxxy Love: '''Foxxy Love''': Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

Princess '''Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: Love''': This black chick's tongue

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': What a wonderful feeling

Foxxy Love: '''Foxxy Love''': Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': I've never had so much fun

Princess '''Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: Love''': As with this black chick's tongue.

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!



Xandir: You used to care about me!

Captain Hero: What?

Xandir: You used to say I was pretty!

Captain Hero: No, I didn't!

Xandir: You used to dress up for me!

Captain Hero: Only that one time!

to:

Xandir: '''Xandir''': You used to care about me!

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': What?

Xandir: '''Xandir''': You used to say I was pretty!

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': No, I didn't!

Xandir: '''Xandir''': You used to dress up for me!

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Only that one time!



Foxxy Love: Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!

to:

Foxxy Love: '''Foxxy Love''': Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!



Spanky Ham: [laughing] Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism!

to:

Spanky Ham: [laughing] '''Spanky Ham''': '''''[laughing]''''' Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism!



Spanky Ham: I don't remember ordering a pizza...

[opens a box with his turd in it]

Spanky Ham: with sausage!

to:

Spanky Ham: '''Spanky Ham''': I don't remember ordering a pizza...

[opens '''''[opens a box with his turd in it]

Spanky Ham:
it]'''''

'''Spanky Ham''':
with sausage!



Toot Braunstein: Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...

Captain Hero: Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!

Toot Braunstein: I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!

Captain Hero: [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone!

to:

Toot Braunstein: '''Toot Braunstein''': Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!

Toot Braunstein: '''Toot Braunstein''': I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!

Captain Hero: [in '''Captain Hero''': '''''[in a girlish voice] voice]''''' I said I'm on the phone!



Spanky Ham: Why must I ruin everything beautiful?

to:

Spanky Ham: '''Spanky Ham''': Why must I ruin everything beautiful?



Xandir: I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!

to:

Xandir: '''Xandir''': I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!



Captain Hero: Oho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion.

to:

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Oho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion.



Captain Hero: Don't make me kick your ass!

Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your cock!

Captain Hero: Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!

Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your cock!

to:

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Don't make me kick your ass!

Wooldoor Sockbat: '''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!

Captain Hero: '''Captain Hero''': Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!

Wooldoor Sockbat: '''Wooldoor Sockbat''': Don't make me suck your cock!



Princess Clara: Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?

Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!

to:

Princess Clara: '''Princess Clara''': Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?

Toot Braunstein: '''Toot Braunstein''': Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!
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Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks

Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house!

Captain Hero: Damn, I am good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]

Captain Hero: Damn.

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Wooldoor Sockbat: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
[cocks a sniper rifle]

------------------------------------------

Captain Hero: Hey, pig! Great news!

Wooldoor Sockbat: Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!

Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantalope?

Spanky Ham: [farts] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.

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Toot Braunstein: If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!

------------------------------------------

[Clara just called Spanky's hobby of craping on pizza a little game]

Spanky Ham: What? What did you just say? The travel sized version of Battleships, *that's* a little game! Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! Its who-I-Am!

------------------------------------------

Toot Braunstein: [after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza] You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!
[punches a hole through the wall]

------------------------------------------

Princess Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling...

Foxxy Love: It's right. Now you know...

Princess Clara: I can taste a filling...

Foxxy Love: And it's solid gold...

Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: This black chick's tongue

Princess Clara: What a wonderful feeling

Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

Princess Clara: I've never had so much fun

Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue.

Captain Hero: How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!

------------------------------------------

Xandir: You used to care about me!

Captain Hero: What?

Xandir: You used to say I was pretty!

Captain Hero: No, I didn't!

Xandir: You used to dress up for me!

Captain Hero: Only that one time!

------------------------------------------

Foxxy Love: Just when you thought racism couldn't get any more racismer!

------------------------------------------

Spanky Ham: [laughing] Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism!

------------------------------------------

Spanky Ham: I don't remember ordering a pizza...

[opens a box with his turd in it]

Spanky Ham: with sausage!

------------------------------------------

Toot Braunstein: Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...

Captain Hero: Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!

Toot Braunstein: I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!

Captain Hero: [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone!

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Spanky Ham: Why must I ruin everything beautiful?

-------------------------------------------

Xandir: I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!

-------------------------------------------

Captain Hero: Oho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion.

-------------------------------------------

Captain Hero: Don't make me kick your ass!

Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your cock!

Captain Hero: Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!

Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your cock!

--------------------------------------------

Princess Clara: Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?

Toot Braunstein: Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!

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