The dramatis personae for the animated series Drawn Together.
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Captain Hero
A super-powered, sex-obsessed lothario whose machismo hides a fragile ego. Initially a minor character, but eventually came to dominate the show. Parodies Superman as well as the macho jock stereotype.
Voiced by: (English) Jess Harnell
Voiced by: (Latin America) Gerardo Reyero
- Ascended Extra: Despite his introduction into the series as simply "another person in the house" and his subsequent relatively minor role in the first season of the show, the episode "Little Orphan Hero" in the following season acted as a Wham Episode for the character, in turn opening up his depravity and deep-seated emotional and mental issues to reveal a far more complex and malleable character than earlier episodes had implied. Subsequently, a rapid onslaught of
Creator's Pet ensued, leading Captain Hero's prominence within the show to rise to the extent where, by the series's conclusion, he had virtually (albeit unofficially) assumed the role of the show's main character. - Ambiguously Jewish: A subtle Shout-Out to Superman, who sometimes gets a similar treatment due to his creators being Jewish.
- Anti-Hero: A definite case of being a hero in name only.
- Ax-Crazy: He will murder anyone who gets in his way.
- Berserk Button: In one episode, he frequently went on murderous rampages at anyone or anything claiming to be super. This includes the "Super Salad", which was actually the waiter asking "Soup or salad?"
- Brother–Sister Incest: "Unrestrainable Trainable" revolves around Captain Hero finding out that a mentally handicapped giant is actually his son born when his sister impregnated herself with the semen he donated to a sperm bank. At the end of the episode, they decide to have another child the old-fashioned way.
- Character Catchphrase:
Jess Harnell considers "Save yourselves!" to be his. - Clark Kenting: With Tim Tommerson, who he claims is a separate person, though Xandir sees through this immediately. Then quickly contradicted in the second season finale, where Tim Tommerson really was a different person.
- Comically Missing the Point: A master of this trope from the beginning of season 2 and onwards. Notable examples include his respective plotlines in “Super Nanny”, “The Lemon-AIDS Walk”, “Freaks and Greeks” and “N.R.A.y Ray”.
- Corrupted Character Copy: Essentially Superman as a very depraved, prejudiced, and selfish Manchild who uses his powers for his own gain and abuses whatever friends he makes in addition to causing mass destruction across the Universe, either by accident or out of malice.
- Depraved Bisexual: A very depraved individual who has shown sexual attraction towards both men and women.
- Didn't Think This Through: He is pretty much incapable of thinking about anything beyond short-term gratification.
- The Ditz: One of the most mentally dense characters in the series. Often played for laughs when contrasted against the context of his role and powers as a superhero.
- Dumb Muscle: He's a Flying Brick with the mental capacity of a below-average first-grader.
- Embarrassing First Name: His first name is Leslie.
- Even Evil Has Standards: We all know him as a super-powered, sex-obsessed sociopathic lothario and overall not a very moral superhero, but in "Unrestrainable Trainable" he actually shows disgust over how his sister Captain Shero keeps their giant mentally deficient inbred son chained in her basement to the point where he insists on raising him on his own.
- Even the Guys Want Him: Xandir, Wooldoor, and even Spanky have been suggested to be into him.
- Extreme Omnisexual: He'd have sex with anything that moves. And anything that doesn't. Especially anything that doesn't.
- Forgot About His Powers: Lampshaded when he states that because he smokes marijuana, he didn't think to use his powers to save the cast from the crashing helicopter.
- Gag Penis: Averted, as all references imply he's rather tiny, especially after taking steroids.
- Handsome Lech: He's good-looking and rather sexually depraved.
- Heroic Comedic Sociopath: A lot of jokes come from him callously screwing other people over.
- Human Aliens: Just like Superman, he is an alien that resembles a human, only that he's from the planet Zebulon.
- I Love the Dead: A lot of times he shows interest in having sex with corpses.
- Insufferable Imbecile: He's is extremely dimwitted and has no problem with screwing people over to get what he wants.
- It's All About Me: The only person he truly cares about is himself. He has no problem with screwing other people over to get his way, but the second someone retaliates he'll moan about they're being cruel to him.
- Jerk Jock: Parodies this reality show stereotype, and definitely has the personality to boot.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: To the same extent as the rest of the cast.
- Karma Houdini: He's destroyed an entire planet, caused the deaths of thousands of innocent people on Earth, and has also raped a few people (including his own parents). The only time he ever gets punished is when he gets caught with a photo of his naked twelve-year-old self unless you count the constant gruesome injuries and humiliating accidents he's subject to as part of the show's comedy.
- Lack of Empathy: He shows zero regards for the well-being of others and will gleefully kill or maim those who stand between him and what he wants.
- Made of Iron / Nigh-Invulnerability: Which makes him Too Kinky to Torture.
- Manchild: Frequently behaves like a child, seen most prominently in "Super Nanny".
- Miles Gloriosus: His catchphrase is "Save yourselves!" (though in the DVD documentary on how Drawn Together was created, Jess Harnell had no idea people would associate that line to Captain Hero).
- Ping Pong Naïveté: His level of immaturity varies from episode to episode, going from "barely kindergarten-level" to "surprisingly clever".
- Power Perversion Potential: The only times that Hero uses his powers with consistent skillfulness is when he's using them for pervy reasons.
- Psychopathic Manchild: Will often throw massive tantrums, which, due to his superpowers, are even more destructive than usual. Add very poor impulse control and a total lack of regard for the feelings of others, and you've got a very messed-up man.
- Remembered I Could Fly:
- Even when he does remember that he has superpowers that could easily solve the problem at hand, he's still at a complete loss on how to apply them properly.
- He once abused steroids. Bear in mind he can destroy planets with his strength anyway.
- Sissy Villain: His real name is "Leslie", he speaks in a shrieking girly voice with ever-increasing frequency, and he's not picky about any aspect of his romantic/sexual partners, including their gender, their species, whether they're alive, whether or not they consent, and whether or not they're related to him.
- The Sociopath: He frequently lacks empathy, shows no remorse when committing horrific acts, has had a problematic childhood, and even rapes his own parents.
- Superman Substitute: He's basically Superman with the personality of Master Shake.
- Super Zeroes: Despite having all of the powers of Silver Age Superman, his narcissism and stupidity mean he's very bad at actually fighting crime.
- Teeny Weenie: It's implied that he's unimpressive between his legs.
- Too Dumb to Live: Often misuses or forgets to use his powers at crucial moments.
- Too Kinky to Torture: One episode has a sub-plot where he and Foxxy develop a BDSM relationship, with Foxxy torturing him for pleasure in any way she can.
- Villain Protagonist: He's one of the main characters and is rather unscrupulous.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Constantly called out on his atrocities by the other characters.
- Your Makeup Is Running: Whenever he cries, his mascara runs.
Foxxy Love
A 1970s-style mystery-solving musician who parodies the Hanna-Barbera teen sleuth characters seen on Josie and the Pussycats and Scooby-Doo. She plays the token Sassy Black Woman/put-upon minority (also the Village Bicycle, though most of the cast competes for that title). Foxxy was the show's most heavily featured character until Captain Hero took over midway through Season Two.
Voiced by: (English) Cree Summer
Voiced by: (Latin America) Rebeca Patiño
- Berserk Button: Them ain't yo Funyuns! Them's Foxxy's Funyuns!
- Butt-Monkey: While nowhere near as much as Clara or Toot but can still have her head break into a hundred pieces after being hit with a bottle.
- Black Jezebel Stereotype: Foxxy Love is the only black woman among the main cast. She's also the Ms. Fanservice of the group and has a very strong sexual appetite even compared to her housemates, resulting in numerous abortions and abandoned children. She's often contrasted against the white Princess Clara, who is not only more innocent but very racist; in the first episode, the two girls make out, with Clara literally singing the praises of the "black chick's tongue." Her name is also an explicit reference to Foxy Brown.
- Even the Girls Want Her: She easily seduces Clara in the first episode, and states that she hasn't met a person who hasn't at least enjoyed kissing her.
- Extreme Omnisexual: Has had tons of sex over the years, with guys, girls, and even Ling-Ling at one point.
- Flawless Token: She's black and tends to go through less misfortune than Toot and Clara.
- Foxy Vixen: She is heavily associated with foxes, and is easily the most promiscuous and skimpily-dressed member of the cast.
- The Gambling Addict: To playing the lottery.
- Good Bad Girl: She's very slutty but is usually one of the nicer characters.
- Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Screws for money and strips, but she's not a sociopath, an imbecile, a fanatic, or some combination of them. Which makes her worth ten of everyone else on the show.
- Her character "Chocolandra" from the Very Special Episode, who teaches Xander to find his Happy Place, helps him hide the body of the Japanese businessman he accidentally killed, and ultimately takes a bullet for him.
- Little Bit Beastly: The show is inconsistent regarding the issue of whether her fox tail is real or not. She's seen without it on a few occasions, but she's also seen moving it at will, and a later episode suggests her mother is an actual fox. Her ears clearly are real.
- Ms. Fanservice: She often gets naked, acts seductively and has lots of sex.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: She once made a comment about the Kyoto Protocol, followed by everyone in the room looking at her in shock. Foxxy then mumbles "blackity black black, stereotype, black" rather indignantly before turning to the viewer and asking "Ya happy?" Less obfuscating, more being forced to play the stereotype.
- Older Than They Look: Has a teenage grandson despite that she's supposed to be about 23 (according to the first season). Then again, this could be that she's had a son or daughter extremely young (Considering that babies got pregnant on the show, that wouldn't be much of a stretch) or she might reproduce or age differently on the account of being part fox. It's not really clear if the creators of the show stuck to her being 23 or if she's 23 in human, fox years, or what. Regardless, there's a lot of guesswork if she's this trope or a Vague Age.
- Only Sane Woman: Wooldoor has lampshaded this by telling her she's the only one that's not "completely retarded".
- Really Gets Around: She's had a lot of sex in her life and has slept with quite a lot of people.
- Sassy Black Woman: She has a real 'tude.
- Skintone Sclerae: Being designed like a Hanna-Barbera character and all.
- The Smart Guy: There's not a lot of competition, though.
- Stripperiffic: Her clothes are very revealing.
- Team Mom: Jew Producer once called her the group's "unofficial leader".
- Third-Person Person: She constantly says "Foxxy" to refer to herself.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Her tomboy to Clara's girly girl.
- Took a Level in Dumbass: She became far more prone to fits of idiotic behavior in Season Three and in the movie.
- Twofer Token Minority: She's also a threefer: black, female, and bisexual (though Everyone Is Bi according to Rule of Funny). (She's a fourfer if you count being part fox.)
- Undiscriminating Addict: She runs over her four bandmates while drunk on a Gargle Blaster cocktail. Given how hard Foxxy is shown to party, she probably can't get buzzed on anything remotely normal anymore.Foxxy: [picking up the phone] I need to call an ambulance! Oh, girls, I am so sorry. I never should have been drinking and driving. That is the last time I mix liquor and beer and cough syrup and Kool-Aid and grape Kool-Aid and Lemon Pledge! [in confessional] And this time I mean it!
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: She often comments on how her "Papa" is the only person who doesn't care for her.
Ling-Ling
An ill-tempered anime character (specifically, a parody of Pikachu). He speaks in faux-Japanese babble (his voice actress calls it "Japorean"...) and seldom interacts much with the other characters (who usually don't understand a word he says). He plays the fish-out-of-water foreigner/Team Pet. He is also incredibly violent (expect bucketloads of blood in any of his scenes), which parodies the tendency for Japanese animation to be far more violent than its Western counterparts despite both being aimed at a younger audience.
Voiced by: (English) Abbey McBride
Voiced by: (Latin America) Gaby Ugarte (Season 3)
- All Anime Is Naughty Tentacles: Not with actual tentacles, but he does play into the stereotype that "anime = violence and sex".
- Arranged Marriage: He has an "Arranged Battle" with Ni-Pul, a busty purple Cat Girl monster with a rocket launcher tail, in the episode "Clum Babies".
- As Long as It Sounds Foreign: The dialogue his subtitles translate isn't a real Asian language and is just random gibberish.
- Badass Adorable: Comes with being a parody of Pikachu.
- Butt-Monkey: Gets a lot of injuries.
- The Chew Toy: BIG time. Of all the characters, he seems to suffer the most.
- Fun with Subtitles: Subtitles appear for almost all of his dialogue, and some of it plays with the stereotype of Asians being unable to tell the difference between L and R.
- Heroic Comedic Sociopath:
- He is initially portrayed as a murderous sociopath who wants to kill and destroy everyone he encounters in hilariously brutal manners, but later becomes a frequent Chew Toy/Butt-Monkey (given the nature of the show, this could apply to anybody, though).
- It takes on a whole new dimension when "Clum Babies" reveals that among his people, battles are an allegory for sex, complete with one-night stands and unsatisfied opponents faking it.
- Interplay of Sex and Violence: "Clum Babies" establishes that Ling-Ling and other Phony Mon regard battling as equivalent to sex. With the ultimate gag being that Ni-Pul, tired of the metaphor, suggests that they just have sex for real.
- Japanese Ranguage: A lot of jokes featuring him involve the stereotype of an Asian being unable to tell L sounds and R sounds apart.
- Killer Rabbit: He may be a cute creature, but he can tear anyone who opposes him to shreds.
- Out of Focus: Overall he is the housemate with the most non-speaking appearances and tends to be more in the background with only a handful of lines given. This lessens somewhat in Season 3.
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: Very small and also extremely formidable. An episode reveals that he is ripped underneath his fur.
- Phony Mon: As an Expy of Pikachu, he's this by default.
- Shock and Awe: His powers seem to be lightning-based.
- Took a Level in Kindness: His sociopathic tendencies were toned down as the series went on and pretty much stopped altogether after he went to Anger Management.
- Theme Song: Ling-Ling into battle go ...
- Third-Person Person: He frequently addresses himself as "Ling-Ling".
- The Unintelligible: While most of his dialogue may sound like an Asian language, it's actually incomprehensible gibberish.
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: Tries to get his father to notice him.
- Wing Ding Eyes: In keeping with his Asian heritage, they turn into the yen symbol.
- Younger Than They Look: Rather, "Younger Than They Behave". As we find out in one episode, Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care, Ling-Ling is 3 chronologically (the show debuted in 2004) but is 21 in "battle monster years" but this doesn't stop Child Services from taking him away.
Princess Clara
A parody of both the generic Disney Princess (to the point of her design being very close to Ariel's) and the naive airhead, complete with the ability to spontaneously generate fuzzy woodland creatures when she sings. An obsessive religious fanatic, she also parodies the "upper-class WASP" stereotype by being condescendingly biased against some ethnic and religious groups.
- Attention Whore: Becomes so addicted to the praise she gets by being Wooldoor's "caregiver" when he becomes ill, she poisons him with drain cleaner to keep him sick, just so she can keep basking in the kudos.
- Beware the Nice Ones: At times. Multiple episodes demonstrate her as being adept at handling firearms, and in one episode, she hacks the proprietor of a torture enterprise to death with a sword.Rhino Guard: Do you not know that impersonating a princess is a serious offense, punishable by death?
(Clara slaps him.)
Clara: Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by fuck you?! Now let us in at once or I'll have your children killed! - Butt-Monkey: She tends to be the most physically abused of the characters.
- The Chew Toy: Gets beat up on a regular basis, has had her scalp ripped off her head twice, and was savaged by possessed trees.
- Cool Crown: Has a rose-gold tiara.
- Daddy's Girl: Bordering on a requited-but-unconsummated Elektra complex when the only way she can get her father's attention is to be a stripper at Foxxy's strip club, The Fox Hole.
- Disney Creatures of the Farce: She can summon animal friends by singing.
- Drunk on the Dark Side: Becomes this in "Lost in (Parking) Space, when she mistakenly believes The Rapture has occurred and she has been left behind. She swears allegiance to who she believes is Satan (actually a UPS delivery man) and goes on a wild, evil rampage.
- The Extremist Was Right: Played for Laughs in the gay marriage episode when her prediction about legalizing gay marriage leading to dinosaur-riding Nazis destroying the world turns out to be true.
- Friend to All Living Things: She has a Disney Princess-esque ability to summon cute and friendly animals when she sings...which Spanky once exploits as a source of food.
- The Fundamentalist: She often tries to force her beliefs onto others. Her extreme devotion to Christianity is often used to make her a villain. The show could never decide if she was Catholic (she used rosaries) or Protestant (she listens to Kirk Cameron and believes in the rapture doctrine). Sometimes Jewish as well, like most of the characters (she considers some deeds a Mitzvah).
- Good Princess, Evil Queen: Parodied and subverted. Princess Clara is a parody of the Disney Princesses, complete with Wicked Stepmother. This dynamic is ultimately subverted when Clara's stepmother admits that she was lashing out because Clara didn't accept her as a mother, so they make up and she removes the curse on Clara's vagina. Besides, Clara's fundamentalist upper-class WASP traits keep her from being 100% heroic.
- Graceful Ladies Like Purple: Wears a simple purple dress.
- Heel–Face Revolving Door: More than any other character, she flip-flops the most between being Innocently Insensitive and a willful sadist who's just as sociopathic, if not more so, than the rest of the cast.
- Heroic Sacrifice/Taking You with Me: In the movie, she dies fighting off the new king's guards in order to buy the other housemates time to escape. Considering she was clearly traumatized over having lost her arms and her kingdom by that point, it could double as Driven to Suicide.
- Hypocrite: Despite her stances against being gay, she has been seen kissing Foxxy a few times.
- Innocent Bigot: At first, especially in the first episode when she tries to apologize to Foxxy.
- Innocent Blue Eyes: She has blue eyes, though how innocent she is is open to interpretation.
- It's All About Me: Falls into this at times, due to Word of God stating that she is fundamentally a fairly spoiled princess. Foxxy starts to soften up to her when she indicates that her father is the source of many of her beliefs, including her prejudices, causing Foxxy to see her as merely parroting what she's been told.
- Jerkass Ball: Tended to be cast as the villain whenever the show needed one, often with little justification given.
- Jewish Mother: Stepmother, technically, but she fits the standard archetype.
- Knight Templar: She actually believes that being bigoted will keep the world from falling into chaos.
- Laser-Guided Karma: After manipulating Captain Hero into causing car crashes for her own pleasure and going off with her friends whenever she's had enough, he kills her friends in a car accident.
- Long Hair Is Feminine: Has very long hair and is quite obsessed with it.
- Miss Conception: In the second episode, she thinks that being kissed (by another woman, no less) has made her pregnant.
- Never Bareheaded: The only time in the entire series she is seen without her tiara is when Captain Hero punches her and it falls off.
- Nightmare Fetishist: Her biggest kink is witnessing the horrific deaths of innocents via car accidents.
- Noble Bigot: Once. She suggested to Xandir that if being gay was so horrible, maybe he should try not being gay. And then suggested they "wish the gay away" when Foxxy points out homosexuality is something you're born with. Most of the time Clara acts like this, or seems to think she's this, before switching to a generally open and ignorant attitude.
- Out of Focus: Not as badly as Ling-Ling, but as the series progressed she started having fewer and fewer speaking appearances, and whenever she did say anything it was mostly just one-dimensional racism and homophobia. This extends to the movie where she dies halfway through it after having her arms humiliatingly cut off.
- Pervert Dad: Her kingly father openly lusts for her; she assumes it's perfectly normal parental compassion.
- Ping Pong Naïveté: Sometimes she knows about sex and sometimes she's absolutely clueless on the matter.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: In the episodes where she has the villain role, they usually amp up her bigotry and Christian fundamentalism even more than normal.
- Precision F-Strike: Curses far less than the other characters, making it much more noticeable when she does so.
- Technical Virgin: Never has coitus during the course of the series, but she gets off to watching car crashes in one episode and is seen with a masturbatory aid in another, although she does get fingered by Captain Hero during a dance.
- Token Religious Teammate: The only character who is blatantly and consistently a Christian.
- Token Wholesome: She is the only character on the show who seems to possess a sense of modesty.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Her girly girl to Foxxy's tomboy.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: As Toot gradually became more sympathetic, Clara soaked up the excess bitchiness.
- In "N.R.A.Y RAY", she becomes a bitch towards Toot for no apparent reason, except to make us sympathize with Toot.
- Virginity Makes You Stupid: In the show's second episode, she apparently believed that you could get pregnant from a kiss, regardless of the gender of the person you did it with.
Spanky Ham
An Internet-derived character who enjoys exercising his warped, disgusting sense of humor. Parodies Internet Flash animations, adult animation (both on- and offline) that relies on disgusting, often sexual humor (and use Flash animation), and the "party animal" stereotype.
Voiced by: (English) Adam Carolla
Voiced by: (Latin America) Luis Daniel Ramírez
- Ambiguously Jewish: Despite being a pig, a Muslim, and a Scientologist.
- Animated Shock Comedy: Though Drawn Together as a whole is one, he's specifically based on this kind of animation.
- Berserk Button: In "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact", Foxxy learns the hard way that you do NOT use his farts for commercial gain!
- Big Ol' Unibrow: Spanky's voice actor Adam Carolla thinks it's a reference to his own.
- The Bully: Uses and abuses the hell out of poor Wooldoor Sockbat throughout almost all of "Requiem for a Reality Show". Xandir is also a frequent target.
- Character Catchphrase: "Nothing can possibly go wrong."
- Characterization Marches On: He was a much bigger jerk in the early episodes, including taking a shit in Toot's decapitated head.
- Dark and Troubled Past: "Requiem for a Reality Show" has him frequently bullying Wooldoor, until Clara encourages Wooldoor to stand up to him by singing a song about how bullies are basically cowardly losers. When Wooldoor recites the line about bullies being "abused at age six, and molested at twelve", Spanky blurts out an anguished "What? Who told you?"
- Everyone Has Standards: While morally ambiguous, like most of the cast, Spanky has been shown to not enjoy racist jokes directed at Native Americans, as seen in "Terms of Endearment," when they try and free Foxxy from a "Cartoon Erasement Camp", and pass several cells occupied by various offensive cartoons. He gets a laugh out of all but the ones of Native Americans, stating:Spanky: See, that's not funny. Those people got a raw deal.
- Gasshole: He farts constantly, and considers it one of his defining character traits.
- The episode "Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree" has, as a major plot point, the issue of whether his farts are funny or not.
- He becomes infuriated in "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact" when Foxxy samples (without his knowledge or permission) recordings of his mid-defecation farts in her new hit song, smashing her boombox and calling her out for trying to commercialize something so intimate and special to him.
- Greed: His primary vice.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He may be a gross, alcoholic, racist, homophobic manipulative pervert, but he is, strangely, the one most likely (next to Foxxy and Xandir) to pitch in and help a housemate when they're down or in trouble.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: In The Movie, he accidentally steps on one of the eraser bombs, killing himself along with the other characters.Spanky Ham: Aw, shitcunt!
- Obfuscating Stupidity: While he's never been portrayed as dumb exactly (especially compared to Captain Hero or Wooldoor), you'd hardly expect him to say anything really profound; his forte being gross-out humor and lowbrow filth. But in "Breakfast Food Killer", out of nowhere he delves into a long and well-detailed dissertation about the history of the UPC barcode. Hero becomes bored with it and bonks Spanky on the head, causing him to say "I like to poop on things!", basically "resetting" him.
- Offing the Offspring: He grinds his newborn son into sausage the instant he's out of the womb in "Unrestrainable Trainable" and swats the children he had with Charlotte using a menu in "Charlotte's Web of Lies".
- Only Sane Man: Often is the one to give a speech with the reasonable solution to an issue, like saying that old cartoons with racist stereotypes may be offensive, but denying them as part of our culture is dangerous. This, unfortunately, gets him a Shut Up, Kirk! from Mickey Mouse, who proceeds with his plans.
- Out of Focus: Downplayed. Not to Ling Ling's extent, as he is the housemate who's guaranteed to have a speaking part in an episode. However, he is rarely the focus of a plot, being more of a sidekick to another housemate's story.
- Perverted Pig: Spanky Ham is a pig character known for his crude and obnoxious humor.
- A Pig Named "Porkchop": His name contains the word "Ham".
- Rape as Backstory: The episodes "Terms of Endearment" and "Requiem for a Reality Show" state that he was molested by his shop teacher when he was twelve.
- The Sociopath: Lack of Empathy, deceives or puts people in horrible situations for his own convenience, is unpleasant, obnoxious, sadistic, greedy, and manipulative. This is all toned down later on.
- Tempting Fate: His catchphrase, uttered immediately before something goes wrong.
- Too Dumb to Live: He accidentally steps on one of I.S.R.A.E.L.'s bombs at the end of the movie, erasing everyone, himself included in the immediate area.
Toot Braunstein
A black-and-white cartoon gal from the 1920s who's an overweight, bitter, washed-up, borderline-psychotic, alcoholic parody of Betty Boop. She fills the role of the "bitch" character after her attempts at being the sexpot failed.
Voiced by: (English) Tara Strong
Voiced by: (Latin America) Evelyn Solares
- Abusive Parents: Her mom was probably more abusive than her dad since in "Mexican't Buy Me Love" she tells her to "suck on it".
- The Alcoholic: One of the heaviest drinkers in the cast.
- Ambiguously Jewish: Considering her surname ends with "stein" and that she's a parody of Betty Boop.
- An Arm and a Leg: Toot had to have her legs amputated after getting a devastating ripping wedgie from the popular fat girls in "A Tale of Two Cows".
- Attention Whore: She wants everyone to acknowledge her.
- In the very first episode, there is a montage of her desperately trying to get Xandir's attention, mostly by taking off her top. Xandir totally ignores her, even after she cuts her own head off in a guillotine.
- Big Eater: Which is why she's so chubby. Apparently, if she eats enough, she'll become giant in size.
- Butt-Monkey: She is often mutilated and subjected to jokes about her obesity.
- She tends to die much more often than the other housemates (except for perhaps Ling-Ling) and is constantly injured in many episodes.
Toot: I'LL CHOP MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! [cuts off head and Spanky uses it as a toilet] - Character Development: Becomes less spiteful and more proactive over time, possibly as a result of Xandir acknowledging her as a friend, if not a lover.
- Deliberately Monochrome: She's black-and-white due to her cartoons never being colorized, and her blood is even shown as a blackish color.
- Deliberate VHS Quality: Her voice is noticeably more tinny and lower-quality compared to the rest of the cast as a reference to her being from the 1920s.
- Extreme Omnivore: She's eaten a television and a cell phone, among many other things. She even eats several tribesmen and "Strawberry Sweetcake" by the end of the season two premiere.
- Fan Disservice: Whenever she's in a state of undress, the extent of her obesity and homeliness tends to be exaggerated.
- Fat Comic Relief: The mockery of her weight issues is absolutely ruthless. This has been lampshaded a few times. She's been described as things like "the same joke over and over" and "a one-dimensional fat joke".
- Gasshole: She even has "Toot" in her name!
- In "Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree", she vehemently denies that she had just farted, saying it was a "queef".
- Gold Digger: Her reason for marrying Ling-Ling's father, despite initially being repulsed by his advances.
- Gonky Femme: She insists that's she's still a beauty, when all of the evidence points to the contrary. She comes from a time when women having curvy bodies and generally weighing a bit more was considered aesthetically pleasing. Of course, her weight varies depending on Rule of Funny and multiple close-ups of her are quite unsettling.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Not above eating people. At one point, this proves to be a good thing when she eats an evil Strawberry Shortcake expy.
- Insane Troll Logic: Her first response when something isn't working is to eat it. She ate the TV when she couldn't find the remote, and once proposed eating Ling-Ling.
- Nightmare Face: Usually, her face isn't a pretty sight when we see it up close.
- Older Than They Look: Her Confession Cam states that she's only 22, but it's heavily implied that she's significantly older because of her being a 1920s cartoon character. When the other housemates throw her a surprise party, they estimate her to actually be around 86.
- One-Winged Angel: When she swallows a whole lot of jello and grows massive during her fight with Foxxy in the season 1 finale. She soon falls down and loses the fight, though.
- Parental Neglect: Toward her Nicaraguan baby, resulting in her running away and getting pregnant herself.
- Pie-Eyed: She's drawn this way to reflect her origins.
- Plucky Girl: Became one by the end of the series.
- Revenge Before Reason: In "Breakfast Food Killer", Frankenberry tries to give Toot her own breakfast cereal she responds as such:Toot: It's a touching offer and clearly in my own best interest. But I'm far too vindictive. So fuck you ass-bags!
- They Killed Kenny Again: She tends to die with more frequency than the other characters.
- Took a Level in Kindness: Well, not really, but her personality softened noticeably between the first and third seasons.
- Vague Age: The confessional captions state she is 22 years old, yet she is from the 1920s, and she is often treated as an old lady.
- Wedgie: In "A Tale of Two Cows", Toot receives a devastating wedgie from the popular girls so badly that her underwear was ripped off.
- White-Dwarf Starlet: She is the burnt-out husk left after the collapse of a white dwarf starlet. She's a Planetary Nebula Starlet (not as hot but larger). Unlike most versions of this trope, she still looks exactly the same as she did in her prime since toons don't age, but what was considered an ideal body in the 1920s/'30s is seen as chubby and unappealing today (by mainstream entertainment standards).
- Yandere: Toward Xandir through the first season and a half.
Wooldoor Sockbat
A goofy yellow whatchamacallit who parodies contemporary kids' cartoon characters. Inspirations for this character include SpongeBob SquarePants, Stimpy from The Ren & Stimpy Show, any of the Warner brothers (and sister) from Animaniacs, any of Tex Avery's wacky characters when Avery worked for MGM, and basically whatever the plot demands. He plays the attention-seeking Team Pet.
Voiced by: (English) James Arnold Taylor
Voiced by: (Latin America) Arturo Mercado
- Ambiguously Jewish: In a few episodes, he goes to synagogue, once wore a yamulke, and mentioned celebrating Hannukah. However, he's stated he's a Christian (in "Clum Babies").
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: He does not pay attention to anything.
- Captain Ersatz: Even more so than the other characters. Notably, the other housemates are parodies of their respective characters, but Wooldoor basically is SpongeBob SquarePants (with a little bit of Stimpy from Ren and Stimpy) in all but name, and acts exactly like he would if SpongeBob became a more adult-oriented cartoon. A newspaper in one episode even refers to him as a "poorly-conceived SpongeBob parody".
- Character Catchphrase: Wooldoor likes to say "WEEEEEE!" a lot, so much so that he has it on his headstone. In "Drawn Together Babies", he claims that due to an injury he sustained, he has to say it very often or he'll drown in his own bile.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: He is definitely the zaniest of the gang.
- Fun Personified: He's pretty much a goofy and fun-loving guy.
- Genius Ditz: He is the one in the house with the most medical and scientific capability (he's been able to perform surgery a few times)
- A God Am I: "You ask me if I have a god complex? I AM GOD."
- Hammerspace: He has one in his butt that's accessible via the doorknob on his rear.
- Hero-Worshipper: He adores and worships Captain Hero, to the point of joining him as a sidekick
- Innocently Insensitive: His naivete causes him to blurt out incredibly offensive things on occasion.
- Keet: He's very energetic and talkative, much like the character he's based on.
- Mad Doctor: He sometimes pretends to be a physician or a psychiatrist.
- Vague Age: While everyone else has their age displayed next to their name in the confessional, Wooldoor just has question marks. In the movie, however, he refers to himself as "32-year-old schizophrenic drug addict with jaundice and several deformities."
- Was Once a Man: According to "Drawn Together Babies", he used to be a human baby who was altered into his current state when an infant Captain Hero spun him around very fast.
Xandir P. Wifflebottom
An effeminate (later openly gay) elf swordsman and video game character who parodies Link from the The Legend of Zelda games (and Video Games in general). His role on the show is that of the Camp Gay (after being Ambiguously Gay for the first couple of episodes).
Voiced by: (English) Jack Plotnick
Voiced by: (Latin America) Eduardo Garza
- All Gays are Promiscuous: He comes out of the closet in episode 3. By the very next episode, he has already lost his gag reflex.
- Bare Midriffs Are Feminine: He wears an outfit that exposes his stomach, to emphasize his effeminate, Camp Gay personality.
- Boomerang Bigot: Downplayed. He isn't nearly as offensive regarding Ling-Ling's ethnicity with the others, but still idly contributes to it. This despite being based on Link from the Legend of Zelda, which is also a Japanese character with an anime-esque design. In the logic of the Drawn Together universe Xandir is also Japanese but never so much as mentions it to the cast, nor exhibits any stereotypical behavior.
- Camp Gay: He acts effeminate and very frequently expresses his fondness for sex.
- Character Catchphrase: Often says an exasperated "Oh, fuck me" whenever a housemate (usually Captain Hero) says or does something really stupid or offensive.
- Driven to Suicide: Repeatedly, after his girlfriend leaves him. He goes through about 48 extra lives before the other housemates stop him.
- Exposed to the Elements: He frequently wears the same revealing clothing regardless of the weather.
- Flawless Token: He's the token gay character and is one of the characters most likely to have things go well for him.
- Heroic BSoD: Suffers a major one in the middle of "Lost in Parking Space Pt. 1", when a minor parking blunder inexplicably snowballs into a life-threatening disaster. He becomes paralyzed and can barely speak.
- Hidden Depths: The first season finale reveals he's a licensed air-traffic controller with ten years of experience.
- Only Sane Man: A role he swaps around with Foxxy. Becomes more and more prominent as he starts to share screen time with Captain Hero.
- Pinball Protagonist: Sometimes he's the main focus and sometimes he's little more than an extra.
- Pretty Boy: He's very handsome.
- Stripperiffic: His clothes are extremely revealing. He even wears a tiny loincloth.
- Surrounded by Idiots: Captain Hero is enough to be considered a plural "idiots", given his massive stupidity.
- Those Two Guys: Is often paired with Captain Hero.
- Transparent Closet: His main gag for the first two episodes is how he's obviously gay in spite of his repeated claims of being on a life-long mission to rescue his girlfriend, before coming out in episode three. As a matter of fact, the episode where he comes out to his parents has them infer that they were already aware their son was gay, as initially predicted by the rest of the cast.
- The Twink: Has shades of this, especially when he plays a starry-eyed, naive version of himself in the roleplaying episode.
- Uke: Subverted, when he has sex with "Tim" he is on top, and it's implied on several other occasions that his preferences lean towards this.
- Underwear of Power: He's an adventurer who runs around wearing tight underpants with no pants over them.
Recurring Characters
The Jew Producer
The only non-housemate to have any sort of recurring importance to the show. Originally, "Jew Producer" was just his nickname amongst the cast until he established that "The Jew Producer" was, in fact, his name.
Voiced by: (English) James Arnold Taylor
Voiced by: (Latin America) Federico Romano (Season 1-2), Salvador Reyes (Season 3)
- Author Avatar: He is the in-show representation of the show's creators, a rare villainous example of the trope.
- Aw, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other: The movie shows that deep down, he truly does care about the housemates.
- Bad Boss: Never misses an opportunity to abuse his power.
- Big Bad: The closest this series has to one, given that he created the show and orders everyone around.
- Characterization Marches On: In his first non-intercom appearance, he is a heartless creep who is perfectly willing to kill the cast if they disobey him. In the movie, he's kept the housemates supported for his own amusement long after the show has been canceled only to eventually save them from being erased.
- Driven to Suicide: In the second season clip show he becomes upset after Xandir denies sleeping with him. He kills two staffers and then himself soon after. He got better though.
- Even Evil Has Standards: As big a dick he may be, even he is appalled by how vile his boss is.
- Heroic Sacrifice: He's Killed Off for Real in the movie saving the cast.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Is revealed as this in The Movie, as it turns out he's grown attached to the Drawn Together gang.
- Non-Human Head: He looks like a man in a suit, except with a speaker where his head should be; this is a reference to the fact that prior to his first physical appearance, he was just The Voice heard on the intercom, the speaker of which looks like his head.
- Trumplica: He's based on Donald Trump circa The Apprentice.
Judge Fudge
- Adaptational Badass: In "The Judge Fudge Power Hour", Judge Fudge's life as a crime-stopping badass is delved into.
- Ambiguously Brown: He may not be a human, but he is made of chocolate, and he talks kind of like a smooth-talkin' black man.
- Character Catchphrase: "I'm far too busy being delicious."
Octopussoir
- Eldritch Abomination: What could be more horrifying than a tentacle monster, coming out of one's pussy?
- Naughty Tentacles: He is literally a bunch of octopus-like tentacles that lives inside a woman's vagina.
- Non-Malicious Monster: Despite his horrific appearance, he is actually a super nice guy, who donates to charity, does people's chores, and helps his neighbors.
- Put on a Bus: In "Alzheimer's Ends Well", he was surgically removed from Princess Clara and was sent off to live a life of his own.
Bleh
Voiced by: (English) Sarah Silverman
- Beautiful All Along: At first it looks like she's grotesque beneath her helmet and clothes, but then she takes off her helmet, drops her bathrobe and begins Shaking Her Hair Loose and shows she's just as attractive as Clara.
- Fish Eyes: Her eyes face two different directions or they cross at different points
- Hair Color Dissonance: In her debut appearance, her hair's red (or a reddish brown), while in "Ghostesses in the Slot Machine", her hair is brown. It's not clear if that's intentional or an animation error.
- Hidden Depths: Tying into Disabled Means Helpless, she's actually smarter than she lets on, as she made a bet with Spanky's equally impaired cousin that she would date Captain Hero for $50 (in "The Other Cousin"). Likewise, she's shown to be able to get out of her crib when she was put in it and she's also as sex-crazed as (if not more than) the rest of the cast.
- Inspirationally Disadvantaged: Type B or, more likely, a parody of it.
- Obfuscating Disability: Downplayed, as she's genuinely disabled, but a few scenes from "The Other Cousin" imply that she exaggerates the extent of her disabilities, making herself seem more disabled than she really is.
- One Drink Will Kill the Baby: Her appearance and overall disabilities, according to Clara, are a result of her mother (Clara's aunt) drinking while pregnant with her.
- Strange-Syntax Speaker: Only speaks in reviews of the movie i am sam, though it's revealed after Disabled Spanky gives her $50 that she is capable of saying other things.
One-Shot Characters
Strawberry Sweetcake
Voiced by: Cree Summer
A parody of Strawberry Shortcake that temporarily replaces Wooldoor in the Season 2 premiere. But secretly, she hides a dark past.- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Her innocent nature hides the fact that she's actually a genocidal dictator.
- Eaten Alive: She gets devoured by Toot after Toot crashes into the house and spots Strawberry Sweetcake amidst a pile of Sockbat chocolates.
- The Fake Cutie: At first, the housemates are overwhelmed by her cuteness, but then it's revealed that's she anything but sweet.
- Karmic Death: Gets Eaten Alive, when she led a genocidal campaign that involved murdering Wooldoor's race and turning them into chocolate-covered edibles.
- Older Than They Look: They believe her to be eight, but she's actually eighteen.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: The persecution and inevitable genocide of the Sockbats by the Sweetcakes is eerily similar to the Holocaust. And Strawberry Sweetcake calls Foxxy Love a "meddling schwoogie".
- Sapient Eat Sapient: The Sweetcakes massacred the Sockbats in part because they decided that chocolate-covered Sockbat was delicious.
Mickey Mouse
Voiced by: Jess Harnell
The face of Disney himself, but not as you know him. This Mickey Mouse wants to make the universe "The Happiest Place on Earth", and does so by collecting every politically incorrect cartoon character and literally erasing them from existence. While on the surface this sounds heroic, since the series focuses on Villain Protagonists, this places him squarely in the antagonist category.- Lawyer-Friendly Cameo: In a series that's already filled with such, but in Mickey's case, parts of his name are always censored whenever said name is spoken.
- Politically Correct Villain: He is the antagonist in "Terms Of Endearment", and wants to eradicate every politically incorrect cartoon caricature and racial stereotype.
- Shadowed Face, Glowing Eyes: Is completely silhouetted save for his eyes.
- Take That!: His plan of eradicating all racist caricatures can be seen as a jab at Disney's perceived lengths to keep their works in entertainment clean, whilst ironically committing insensitive acts themselves in the name of making things more wholesome. It's commonly interpreted as a stab at Disney's attempts to suppress any potential racial stereotypes that appeared in their older films (Song of the South, the Crows from Dumbo, etc.).
The Veggie Fables
Voiced by: Unknown
- Anthropomorphic Food: Just like the characters they're parodying, they are vegetables who talk and sing.
- Ax-Crazy: Bob, who ends up killing nearly the entire cast at the end of the episode.
- Depraved Kids' Show Host: They run a children’s Christian cartoon according to Wooldor but use extreme scare tactics that would definitely frighten any child in order the spread their message, with their song threatening Wooldor with Hell if he doesn’t repent. One of them is even clinically psychotic, and promptly murders everyone as soon as he doesn’t get his way.
- Everyone Has Standards: Larry is horrified after Bob starts murdering people.
- The Fundamentalist: Like Clara, their extreme Christian views make them villains.
- Heel–Face Turn: Larry seems to undergo this after Foxxy’s speech, before Bob snaps and starts shooting people, including him. Bob also undergoes this after being cured of his psychosis from a clum baby, only to see all the destruction he has caused and kill himself.
- Sex Is Evil, and I Am Horny: Played for Laughs when Larry whips himself for “thinking impure thoughts” and Bob does the same for being “too phallic”.
- Villain Song: “God Is Watching”, which successfully frightens Wooldor into giving up masturbation.
- Voice of the Legion: They briefly develop a demonic voice during the Mood Whiplash in “God Is Watching”.
- White Gloves: They have these, which is ironic considering the characters they’re satirizing have Invisible Anatomy instead.
The Board of Education
Voiced by: Chris Edgerly
- Evil Plan: Dissatisfied with education not being that profitable, the Board of Education came up with a racist scheme of making money by selling tacky merchandise to black people and deliberately making them fail their SATs to keep them uneducated enough to waste their money on his crap.
- Expy: He's a parody of the Bill from the Schoolhouse Rock! song "I'm Just a Bill".
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: As apropos of a Schoolhouse Rock parody, his voice is an imitation of Jack Sheldon.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: He describes his plan as combining two methods of achieving wealth: selling stupid stuff to suckers and exploiting the black man.
- Villain Song: He gets a song parodying one of those featured on Schoolhouse Rock, where he explains to Foxxy Love how he deliberately causes black people to do poorly on their SAT, knowing that without a proper education, they will never become smart enough to stop wasting their money on useless crap.
- Visual Pun: He's an educator who just so happens to be a literal board. Of course, being a parody of the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock, it makes sense.
Phat Allen and his Junkyard Pals
Voiced by: Unknown
- Captain Ersatz: They are clear stand-ins for Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.
- Lyrical Dissonance: They sing a catchy song about how implanted memories are good because they give you an excuse to deny responsibility for your actions and be an all-around horrible person.Na na, you can be a total asshole
Na na, you can be a total shit
Na na, be a child-molesting, serial killer cannibal
Na na, tell the world to suck your fucking dick! - Take That!: In denying that neither he nor any of his pals sexually assaulted Foxxy Love, Phat Allen vehemently states "We're not Bill Cosby, just his creations!"
Bizarro Captain Hero
Voiced by: Jess Harnell
- Beard of Evil: He has a beard unlike the clean-shaven Captain Hero.
- Bury Your Gays: It's strongly implied that he had a gay affair with Captain Hero. Captain Hero ends up hanging him to keep him quiet.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Is killed off in the same episode he first appears in.
Sid
"I like to sleep on my stomach!"
Voiced by: Lex Lang
- Black Comedy: His entire existence is a rather morbid pun on Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS), as he's introduced as a new member of the cast in "Drawn Together Babies", only to unceremoniously die as soon as the opening credits are over.
- Death of a Child: He's a baby who ends up dying from sleeping on his stomach.
- Punny Name: His name is a play on SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) and he ends up dying from sleeping on his stomach, a common cause of SIDS.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: He dies not long after being introduced.
Scroto
Voiced by: Jason Huber
Captain Hero's arch-nemesis.
- Bald of Evil: He's a bald enemy of Captain Hero.
- Captain Ersatz: He is based on Superman's enemy Lex Luthor.
- Evil Is Petty: He is willing to pretend he's dying as a long-term scheme to trick Captain Hero into washing his testicles for him. Captain Hero reveals that this is the only evil act he ever does - no robberies or global domination schemes, he just keeps tricking Captain Hero over and over and over into washing his privates.
- Wounded Gazelle Gambit: He throws himself under Captain Hero's speeding car to injure himself, to catch his nemesis off-guard and launch his "scheme" into motion.
Movie Characters
The Boss
The head of the network which aired Drawn Together In-Universe. Only appeared in The Movie as the main antagonist.
Voiced by: Vernon Wells
- Bad Boss: He tries to force the Jew Producer to kill the Drawn Together cast against his will.
- The Bad Guy Wins: Posthumously. Although he dies, his last Eraser Bomb wipes out the surviving Drawn Together cast.
- Big Bad: He is the main antagonist of The Movie.
- Facial Horror: Half of his face is horribly scarred.
- Freudian Excuse: He wants to kill the Drawn Together cast because a billboard advertising the show indirectly caused his wife and daughter to die in an accident.
- Greater-Scope Villain: He is this to the main series, as he owns the network the show airs on.
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: His ultimate end is getting impaled on some spikes.
- Jerkass: He's pretty mean, considering how quick he is to solve problems by erasing cartoon characters, both guilty and innocent alike.
- Knight of Cerebus: While it is usually played for laughs as always happens in this cartoon, the first time he is introduced in the film is more serious than one would expect for this series.
- Taking You with Me: Upon getting impaled, he reveals to have several eraser bombs strapped to himself to try and take the Drawn Together gang and the entirety of Make a Point Land with him as he dies.
- Tragic Villain: His hatred of the Drawn Together cast is born from the death of his family.
I.S.R.A.E.L.
The Boss's robotic henchwoman whose job it is to permanently erase the housemates.
Voiced by: Seth MacFarlane
- Deader than Dead: Her bombs can permanently erase cartoon characters from existence. She gets erased with the housemates at the end of the film thanks to Spanky accidentally stepping on one.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: Much of her dialogue is thinly veiled references to the state of the nation of Israel.
- The Dragon: She kills cartoon characters on orders from the Boss.
- Even Evil Has Standards: She's hesitant to destroy Clara's Kingdom when The Boss orders her to.
- Fun with Acronyms: Her name stands for Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady.
- Last-Minute Hookup: Near the end of the film, she gets together with the Giant who Shits in His Mouth.
- Mistreatment-Induced Betrayal: She decides to help the housemates after getting fed up with the Boss insulting her.
Suck My Taint Girl
The central character of The Suck My Taint Show.
Voiced by: Cree Summer
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She acts like a nice little girl and even acts helpful towards the Drawn Together cast when she hears their show is getting canceled, but in reality she's crude, mean, and manipulative.
- Expy: Of Cartman, as one might expect, with "Suck my taint" line being a parody of Cartman's "You can suck my balls" and her being drawn and animated in a similar way.
- Older Than She Looks: She looks and acts 9 but she's also the Network Head's wife and is seen smoking.
- Take That!: Towards South Park, and more specifically towards Comedy Central for replacing Drawn Together's timeslot with more episodes of South Park.
