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Actually, he was a great father. A computer engineer, and one of the most rational people on the planet. He also just happened to dress up at night and hot glue multivitamins to the ceilings of military helicopter hangers.
—Fred, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! Fred's father used to be a criminal mastermind famous for committing deeds like this seemingly just for the sake of being a Mind Screw.
Who left the blinds open? Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!
"I ate a salamander and jumped out the window!"
—Quentin Trembley, Gravity Falls, "Irrational Treasure" What he did instead of signing an official resignation from his office as president.
Mabel: ♪Breaking stuff is so much fun, I am Dipper and I stink!♪
Dipper: (pouring cereal on himself) Mabel's gone bananas! Zing! Zow! Ballow!
—Gravity Falls, "Carpet Diem" Dipper and Mabel have swapped bodies and are trying to sabotage each other in a contest to get their own bedroom by sucking up to Grunkle Stan.
Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a Rasta orange.
—Dipper Pines, Gravity Falls, "Mabel's Guide to Stickers" He's sarcastically agreeing with one of Mabel's bizarre beliefs about the history of stickers: that "The ancient Aztecs' chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's 'Orange you happy mon?'"
"Get out of my brother's body, you evil triangle!"
—Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls, "Sock Opera" The evil triangle in question is series antagonist Bill Cipher, an ancient dream-invading demon resembling the Eye of Providence, who had tricked Dipper into giving up his body.
"I go make dinner out of lawnmower."
—Gyro, The Mr. Peabody & Sherman Show Mr. Peabody and Sherman traveled to Ancient Greece, so the "Lawnmower" in question was a sheep. And yes, later in the episode, they DID, in fact, eat the lawnmower. In Gyros, no less.
Gwen: CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS! The Zingies! Caught by the tree, tied up, my hands are in Cody's pants, this trouble is BIG!
Tyler: ...Way to go Cody.
Tyler: ...Way to go Cody.
—Total Drama World Tour Gwen is babbling after accidentally being dosed with an epi-pen.
Hector Casagrande: "Why is our living room not in our living room? And what's going on here?"
Vito Filliponio: "What's going on is your grandson makes a lousy chair."
Vito Filliponio: "What's going on is your grandson makes a lousy chair."
Why do my nostrils whisper to me-e-e-e-e-e-e?
Ohio Flynn: We gotta lead the Corn Colossus away from those backup singers!
Isabella: OMG, coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down.
Isabella: OMG, coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down.
—Phineas and Ferb, "Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon" Phineas and Ferb were searching for a temple in Panama that was guarded by a corn colossus. After being captured by Doofenshmirtz, the boys, as well as Isabella and her mother, were freed by Perry who made a grandiose entrance with pyrotechnics and backup singers singing his theme song. Doofenshmirtz then awakened the corn colossus so that he might rule the world with its power, but the colossus went on a rampage, almost crushing the backup singers.
Pinkie Pie: Minty, why are you in my house? And why do you have a sock on your head?
Minty: I was trying to be Santa...
Pinkie Pie: Why? What's wrong with the real Santa?
Minty: ...broken...
Pinkie Pie: ...You broke Santa?
Minty: I was trying to be Santa...
Pinkie Pie: Why? What's wrong with the real Santa?
Minty: ...broken...
Pinkie Pie: ...You broke Santa?
—My Little Pony (G3), "A Very Minty Christmas" Minty accidentally broke the special candy cane meant to guide Santa Claus to Ponyville, leading her to think she has to be Santa For A Day to make up for it, but all she can give everypony is socks from her collection. When Pinkie Pie catches her in the act, Minty comes clean about everything, but this being Minty, she makes it sound more complicated than it is.
You see? We are apple pie!
—Rarity, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "Sisterhooves Social" Earlier, Applejack used a metaphor for getting along with sisters that compared it to apple pie (you can have great apples and crust, but only together can you have a pie)
Can you think inside a chimney? I didn't think so.
—Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie Pie), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, "Hearth's Warming Eve" Smart Cookie (Applejack) had questioned why Puddinghead had entered down a chimney instead of through the door, and she stated that being a ruler, she can think outside the box and inside the chimney.
RUN! THE PUDDING IS COMING!
—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever Twilight was making a special magic pudding for Pinkie Pie's Hearth's Warming gift, but an all-too-eager Flurry Heart added more than the recipe required, causing it to turn into a flooding, Smooze-like mass that covers much of the castle's first floor.
It's time for me to stop runnin'. I need to believe what people tell me. Let all my fans know I love 'em, but a gay fish just can't live in the outside world forever. Don't be sad for me guys! I'm goin' home!
—Kanye West, South Park, "Fishsticks" Kanye West was overreacting to a joke about how "fishstick" and "fish dick" sounded similar, eventually believing he is attracted to fish dicks.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.
—Eric Cartman, South Park, "Cartoon Wars (2)" Cartman was trying to get Family Guy cancelled. In the process, he found out that Family Guy is literally written by manatees who push balls with activities, people, objects, and pop culture references on them and whatever random combination they come up with, they make a joke out of. The manatees will immediately stop moving if they sense that a ball has been removed from their tank.
My dad's in a rabbit-worshiping cult called the Hare Club for Men, they protect the secret of Easter but before they said what it was they were attacked by ninjas and put me in charge of Snowball.
—Stan Marsh, South Park, "Fantastic Easter Special"
If I had a penny for every time someone went crazy hopped-up on magical energy, I'd be Abraham Lincoln.
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, "Crystals Have Power" Tree Trunks has undergone Sanity Slippage after swallowing a crystal apple which gave her immense power, and has just been cured.
Wizard, Mommy-magic this dude back to life.
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time Finn's hat was given life by the Ancient Sleeping Magus of Life-Giving, who accidentally turned it evil. Finn believes his hat deserves to be alive, so he asks the Life-Giving Magus to bring his hat back to life and make him good by thinking of his mother, as the morality of his creations depend on whether or not he is thinking of his abusive father or loving mother.
Don't look at me, Jake. I might turn you into a microwave.
— Finn, Adventure Time Finn's eyes have been cursed to make people take the form of how he subconsciously sees them. He accidentally turned the robot NEPTR into an inanimate microwave and is worried that he might turn his friends other into something bad.
Evil babies are not a problem for you, they're an opportunity!
— Ice King, Adventure Time The Arc Villain of the season has taken Finn's baby teeth and transmuted them into evil baby versions of Finn. Ice King is saying this to BMO to psyche him up so he can help Finn and Jake beat them.
Ohh. Are you here for some- (Batman punches her in the face, sending her flying across the room
.)
.)—Random old lady, The Batman The old woman is actually a plant clone made by the villainess Poison Ivy.
Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offence! Now please let me go!
—Larry Needlemeyer, The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Job" Richard getting a job causes the universe to warp and eventually unravel. This is Larry's response to Richard's wife Nicole kidnapping Larry and demanding that he fire Richard.
Gumball: OK, so... Dad has a laser shooting out of his butt, then Mr. Small's head falls off-
Anais: What?
Gumball: -And there was a pineapple in the locker, so I started dancing in the cosmos, and then Darwin kissed her!
Anais: What?
Gumball: -And there was a pineapple in the locker, so I started dancing in the cosmos, and then Darwin kissed her!
—The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Dream" Anais is analyzing a dream Gumball had where Darwin kissed Gumball's series long crush, Penny.
Gumball By my by?! Elizabethan poetry? Fie and fie again, we've been chewing the wrong boo-ks!
Darwin: [vomits up wood pulp]
—The Amazing World of Gumball, The Lesson Gumball and Darwin are trying to cram for a test, which they think they can do by eating books and absorbing their knowledge. It works, but they were eating an Elizabethan poetry book and a Spanish book respectively, which causes them to start speaking like that.
You can't beat my pants! Thanks to Yin they're in a very naughty mood.
—Yuck, Yin Yang Yo!
Johnny, do I have financial arrangements with any large T's?
—Nick Diamond, Celebrity Deathmatch, "The Mysterious T" Nick was trying to understand a vague vision from a fortune-teller involving a large T, financial arrangements, and head injury.
Elvis is alive and living in Des Moines. Hello chocolate pudding.
—Johnny Gomez, Celebrity Deathmatch, "The Return of Lucy Lawless" Johnny was listing the similarities between TLC and the Dixie Chicks, and one of them was that the names of the band members of either one could be rearranged to spell out the above phrase.
Gnomes! Capture the squirrel!
—Invader Zim, "Rise of the Zitboy" Zim was ordering his security drones camouflaged as lawn gnomes to attack Dib, who was using a squirrel disguise.
In your face, space coyote!
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons After eating chilli made with peppers grown by Guatemalan mental patients, Homer hallucinated talking to his "spirit guide"- a talking coyote from space who made him question if Marge was his soulmate. He ran to a lighthouse looking for companionship, and Marge was able to track him down, showing that she was his soulmate.
His ass is gonna blow!
—Smithers, The Simpsons In a deleted scene from "Burns' Heir" featured in "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", a robotic Richard Simmons that Smithers and Burns sicced on Homer goes berserk and starts shaking its behind at an incredibly fast speed; it then promptly explodes.
The talking box is really a six foot tall colon. With a face!
—Chiro, Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! There was a colon-like alien masquerading as the mascot to a fast food restaurant of his design. Said mascot was, naturally, a talking takeout box.
So you see? The only way to save the Earth is by eating broccoli!
—Blossom, The Powerpuff Girls Blossom is telling the kids of Townville that a broccoli-like alien race is invading Earth and has put the adults of Townsville into a vegatative state and that the only way to defeat the aliens is by eating them.
Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!
—Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Blue Spirit" Aang was told that sucking on a certain type of frog while it's frozen would be able to cure an ailing Katara and Sokka. However, he's kidnapped on the way to bringing the frogs back and saved by Zuko, who took up the mantle of the "Blue Spirit" as an alias. In the process, some of the frogs started to thaw already, and Aang wasn't able to pick them back up before having to escape.
I am a 400-foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.
—Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Day of Black Sun, Part 2" She's demonstrating that Toph's Living Lie Detector powers won't work on her.
My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
—Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Boiling Rock, Part 1" Said girlfriend sacrificed herself to save the moon spirit, which involved giving her lifeforce to it.
Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "Shanghaied". SpongeBob was having cereal and trying to find the prize in the box when an anchor from the Flying Dutchman hit his home. He assumed the anchor was the 'baby' in the quote.
Now it has all the power of a breakfast. We have to destroy it!
—Garnet, Steven Universe, "Together Breakfast" While Garnet is in the middle of eliminating a scroll painted with paint made from ground-up corrupted Gem shards, Steven interrupts her so he can eat the titular breakfast with the Crystal Gems. The burning paint possesses the breakfast, causing it to attack them.
Will you help me into my birthday suit?
—Steven Universe, "So Many Birthdays" After a failed birthday party for the Crystal Gems, Steven starts to feel older and, as a result, undergoes Rapid Aging to the point where he looks like a middle-aged man. After finally realizing this when Lars and Sadie don't even recognize him, he asks them if they can help him into a king costume he wears for his birthday so he can feel younger again, which naturally causes them to misunderstand and kick him out of the Big Donut.
You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!
—Pearl, Steven Universe, "Full Disclosure". She and the other Crystal Gems are discussing the safety of Steven and Beach City's inhabitants; Amethyst suggests they build a moat around the temple and offers to shapeshift into a crocodile before Pearl shoots down the idea.
I spend all my time slamming my face into hard objects and throwing my tongues in the air for fun.
—Peridot, Steven Universe, "Kindergarten Kid". Peridot and Steven have repeatedly failed to catch a Road Runner-like Corrupted Gem with three tongues. This is Peridot's Let Me Get This Straight... response to Steven telling her the monster isn't dumb.
If being a pancake means saving my dad, then bring on the syrup!
—Steven Universe, "Adventures in Light Distortion" Pearl is afraid that the Roaming Eye's gravity engine could "flatten Steven's body into a pancake of skin and bones", but he insists on using it anyway to rescue his dad.
Wirt, look! He spat up that turtle and now he's my new best friend!
—Greg, Over the Garden Wall, "The Old Grist Mill" Greg is playing with a Dog that had recently been a giant monster due to eating a turtle covered in magic oil (that part is a whole other can of context worms), but turned back to normal after spitting said Turtle back up.
I don't know if I can pound your grandma!
—Kevin, Ben 10: Alien Force, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Said grandma is a magical Energy Being from another dimension who suffers from Blue-and-Orange Morality and wants to tear Gwen's skin off so that Gwen can access her full magical power. Needless to say, the heroes aren't sold on the idea.
In the name of justice, we eat fruit cake!
—Judge, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer In order to save Santa Claus from a guilty verdict, Jake has the jury taste two fruit cakes: one made from his grandma's famous recipe, and one similar to the fruit cake Cousin Mel spiked to force her to sell her store, which resulted in the titular incident.
Get these dildos out of the dishwasher.
—Lois Griffin, Family Guy Chris had taken up a job organizing Quagmire's life, and one of his jobs involves cleaning his sex toys. Lois is not too happy about this.
We saved the city with your sandwich!
—Rigby, Regular Show, "Grilled Cheese Deluxe" Mordecai and Rigby lied about being astronauts to cut in line so they can get a grilled cheese sandwich for Benson. The lie led to them hanging out with real astronauts, and eventually ended with them using the sandwich to stabilize an anti-matter device.
Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds.
—Pops, Regular Show, "Rigby's Body" Mordecai and Rigby got in an argument about whether the snack bar was a good job to take. They resorted to calling each other turds while Pops was in the area.
(Toffee) will replace you with electronic ice cream cone! And you with another electronic ice cream cone!
—Buffrog, Star vs. the Forces of Evil Buffrog is angry that his position as scout has been made obsolete by Ludo's new henchman Toffee introducing a surveillance drone, and is trying to warn Ludo's other minions that this will happen to them to. He says the quote to two minions with a single cone-shaped horn on their heads.
Now, can I grow slices of moon pizza-cantaloupe? I hope...
—Carrot Propulsion, Ready Jet Go! Carrot got stranded on the moon. He is hungry, so he tries to grow food on there to survive.
Are you looking for your bagel mother, too?
—Sad-One, Infinity Train "The Grid Car" One-One is a spherical robot with a Literal Split Personality. Sad-One notes that neither he nor Glad-One know what their mother looks like, with Sad-One noting that she could be small like a bagel, and asks Tulip if she's also looking for her mother.
You can't even make a car WITHOUT ANY TURTLES IN IT!
—Tulip Olsen, Infinity Train "The Engine" The Conductor is revealed to be a woman named Amelia who lost her husband and took control of the train in order to make a car for the purpose of reliving her life with him. One of her failed cars was a land populated by turtles and filled with half finished architectures. During their confrontation, Amelia offers to make a car where Tulip's parents never got divorced. This is Tulip's retort.
Is all the water here Randall?
—Grace Monroe, Infinity Train "Le Chat Chalet Car" Randall is a Water Elemental. Grace just found out that a small piece of him had been made into a cup of sentient tea.
Kin: We destroyed the world?
Kon: That's how you drop a video!
Both: ATOMIC HIGH FIVE!
Kon: That's how you drop a video!
Both: ATOMIC HIGH FIVE!
—Grojband The band is currently inside of Trina's brain, and they've just learned that they essentially destroyed it by forcing her to watch their first music video (a hodgepodge of everything they consider awesome) on a 5-hour loop.
Well, yes, that is my signature, but I didn't order an elephant!
—Mr. Krupp, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Cunning Combat of the Covert Camoflush" As the narrator says that Krupp was once again tricked into signing something he didn't read, the scene cuts to when this had apparently happened before, wherein George and Harold tricked him into ordering the aforementioned elephant.
Fun leads to the Robo-pocalypse! This chart proves it! See? If kids see colors, they have fun. Fun leads to joy, and joy leads to a rainbow unicorn stampede that transforms into a robot horde that enslaves us all! ...ANY QUESTIONS?!
—Mr. Krupp, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Dreadful Debacle of DJ Drowsy Drawers" He's using Insane Troll Logic to justify making the school dance as torturously boring as possible.
Just speak clearly and loudly and slowly into my chest
—Mr. Krupp, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Harmful Horrors of the Harrowing Hiveschool" He's trying to get George and Harold to reveal their plan to sabotage Melvinborg to rat them out to get his job back via a microphone hidden in his outfit.
And now she's talking to kids out of her butt!
And they're listening! To her butt!
And they're listening! To her butt!
—George and Harold, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Harmful Horrors of the Harrowing Hiveschool" The main plot of the episode is Ms. Ribble being turned into a queen bee person after a botched plan from Melvinborg. Most of the kids were turned into bee people, too, and they're listening to her shaking her butt to communicate.
Who knew there were nose monsters in Ancient Rome?
—Mr. Krupp, The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants, "The Crazy Caustic Spray of the Contagious Cruelius Sneezer" After unknowingly being traveled back in time to the real Ancient Rome rather than a reenactment, Julius Caesar gets turned into the titular nose monster via magic olive oils
So you see? Drilling, like shampoo, is completely pointless!
—Lion-O, ThunderCats Roar The other Thundercats attempt to convince a drilling robot to simply stop drilling endlessly. Lion-O, being the Idiot Hero he is in this incarnation, attempts to start a comparison to the instructions on his shampoo bottle, but twists it beyond recognition.
Coco: Wild daughter, did you bring back any food?
Indy: No, because the piggy's a scarecrow
—Western Animation/Bluey, "Wild Girls"
Huey: I just explained the entire history of Christmas.
Granddad: But it was boring, Huey! You're just "blah blah gay sex, blah blah Congress!"
Granddad: But it was boring, Huey! You're just "blah blah gay sex, blah blah Congress!"
—The Boondocks, "A Huey Freeman Christmas" Huey's explanation involves Christmas's origins as a pagan Roman holiday involving gift-giving and gay sex. He eventually discusses Congress's stance on Christmas, but Granddad, who cares little for Huey's usual Soapbox Sadie rhetoric, tunes him out shortly after and only pays attention after he's done.
"That terrifying bank robber is making some very cogent points."
—BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman, "Horse Majeure" In an attempt to get Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter to call off their marriage, BoJack stages a bank robbery in which character actress Margo Martindale asks the couple to give up their wedding ring, which she insists is the symbol for their love.
"I haven't had sex in thirty years. I hope."
—Wanda Pierce, BoJack Horseman, "Yesterdayland" She was in a coma for thirty years. No need to explain what she meant by "I hope".
"You literal knucklehead!"
—A Tangled Fog of Pulsating Yearning in the Shape of a Woman (aka Princess Carolyn), BoJack Horseman, "INT. SUB" The episode's Framing Device consists of a therapist and a corporate mediator discussing their clients over dinner, so they use pseudonyms to keep them anonymous. Thus, Todd becomes Emperor Fingerface, and his head is a giant hand.
"I just want to be a beautiful salad bowl."
—Diane Nguyen, BoJack Horseman, "Good Damage" Kintsugi is a prominent motif in this episode, as well as in the memoir Diane is trying to write. She compares herself to a salad bowl because the art of kintsugi involves repairing broken pottery by filling in the cracks with gold. The conceit is that "cracks in an object are part of its history," and by writing her memoir, Diane is struggling to make sense of her trauma.
"Jeremy, I take back my marriage proposal!"
—Odd Della Robbia, Code Lyoko, "Triple Trouble" To make up for Odd losing his Future Sight ability, Jeremy programs Odd with a new teleportation ability for his Lyoko avatar. However, when tested, the ability leaves Odd with three versions of himself due to a bug. The line in question came about because, when told of the new ability, Odd expressed his gratitude by declaring he'd propose to him if he was a girl.
"He knocked me unconscious, so he could dress up as my cat, and redecorate my apartment!"
—Dan, Dan Vs., "The Telemarketer" Said man is taking revenge on Dan by making him sound he's going crazy.
"I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!"
—Hooty, The Owl House, "Adventures in the Elements" King brought a bunch of stuffed animals to life and made them his servants. When it backfired, he asked Hooty to tear them to shreds.
"A severed hand! Perfect response."
—King, The Owl House, "Echanting Grom Fright" How he interprets Luz texting her mother the thumbs-up emoji.
"I am your mother! You will obey me and DIE!"
—Eda, The Owl House, "Escaping Expulsion" She's trying to destroy a spiky, expanding mound of ice created from her careless glyph combination.
"THE BOYS ARE IN TROUBLE! A SEAGULL TOLD ME!"
—Mermista, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Sea Hawk can speak seagull, so when he gets himself, Bow, and Swift Wind kidnapped, he asks a seagull to tell Mermista to come rescue them.
"So take the flu shot and save me from the pirates!"
—Principal Madman, Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? "Sickness" Robot Jones' metal arms couldn't be pierced by the flu shot needle, preventing him from taking the shot. Principal Madman assumes he doesn't want to take it, and compares the flu to pirates invading the body.
"He wanted me to tell you... He's sorry you didn't have bad memories of him?"
—A nurse looking over the treatment of Mr. Poopybutthole, Rick and Morty The person she's telling this to, Beth, shot him because she thought he was a parasitic alien able to plant False Memories. She thought this because the key to identifying these aliens is that they can only make good memories.
Ooh, so that's what a unicorn tastes like! [Beat] ...Corn syrup.
—Anne Boonchoy, Amphibia Anne was tasting a drink meant to parody Starbucks' Unicorn Frappucino, an extremely sugary drink that was colored so that it evoked a unicorn, which had started a craze in the real world around the same time the episode took place in the show.
Kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
—Peter Griffin, Family Guy One of Peter's kids recorded a history lesson of the Statue of Liberty over a porno tape Peter brought to a stag party, to which Peter suggests to his fellow drunkards that they should "drink until she's hot".
Death Scenario Number 4: Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes.
—Multiversity App, Love, Death & Robots, "Alternate Histories" A possible scenario generated by an Alternate History simulating app where Adolf Hitler died before becoming Fuhrer, namely getting killed while having sex with interdimensional travelers disguised as prostitutes.
"Honestly, you're doing me a huge favor by being shrimp instead of fascists."
—Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty, "Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat" Rick, after booting his consciousness after death into another Rick's cloning project says this to a shrimp version of himself, as he had previously been booted to fascist dystopia version of Earth where he died on a forced adventure with Fascist Morty. Unfortunately, Shrimp Rick is actually a fascist.
"Oh, no, it's worse than I thought. He's wearing the appetizer! And it doesn't even go with his outfit!"
—Betina, Rayman: The Animated Series, "Big Date" Grub was preparing food for his date, but when he got his shoelace stuck, he tripped and got it on his face.
"What have I told you about using my hedge trimmers to mutilate your brother?"
— Elder Kettle, The Cuphead Show!, "Piano Lesson" Mugman is jealous of Cuphead being a better pianist than him and getting to play in a fancy recital, and briefly plans to cut Cuphead's hands off so he can't play (given how the brothers are shown to be able to detach their heads, it probably wouldn't have been as horrific as it sounds).
"She lived in my basement!"
—Hop Pop, Amphibia, "The Hardest Thing" When Anne (along with Sasha and Marcy) gets her Calamity Gem powers and flies off to fight the Core, the Plantar family, her surrogate family, express how proud they are of her, with Hop Pop uttering this line because Anne lived in the Plantars' basement.
"RISE UP, MY TURD FRIENDS!"
—Sky, ''The Boys: Diabolical" "BFFs" Sky ingested Compound V, which gave her the ability to create life out of literal feces, which she used to create a friend named Areola, who is now being targeted by the Deep for reasons. Areola escapes into the sewer, Sky finds her, the Deep has them cornered, but Sky realizes that since they're in a sewer, she can call for help.
Marge: I think I'll go to bed.
Bart: It's five in the afternoon.
Marge: Who cares? I'm dead!
Bart: It's five in the afternoon.
Marge: Who cares? I'm dead!
—The Simpsons Marge was playing an MMORPG that Bart was also playing and Bart accidentally killed Marge's character.
"That was a sign from God! We're not doing mermaid porn, got it?!"
— An entrupenur, Robot Chicken A model died in a freak accident during a photo shoot for the company logo while she was posing in a mermaid costume, with the entrupenur split on whether the logo will be for a coffee company or mermaid porn. They went with the coffee company and thus Starbucks was born.
"And that's what I'm going to do, so the two of you can get clone lesbian married by a robot and finger yourselves on the Moon while laughing in Martian French about my WEIRD! LITTLE! DICK!"
—Jerry Smith, Rick and Morty, "Bethic Twinstinct" Jerry's wife Beth has been cheating on him with a clone of herself who's also a space adventurer (or maybe the space adventurer is his real wife, it isn't clear). While Jerry initially retreated into a pillbug form Rick gave him, he comes out when the Beths try to get Rick to wipe their memories of each other to confront them, saying he's leaving and ending it with this memorable line.
"But a sandwich took our planets and I got canned..."
— Wander over Yonder, "The Axe" Commander Peepers is lamenting the loss of his job, which came about because Sourdough the Evil Sandwich, an energy being who accidentally ended up possessing a sandwich, took over the planets Lord Hater's army had previously conquered.
"We need drugs, now!"
—Magic Myc, Inside Job (2021), "My Big Flat Earth Wedding" He's saying this in response to the degrading mental state of Andre Lee, who is so dependent on drugs to deal with his variety of neuroses that he cannot function if he isn't high on something. The reason why he isn't high right now is because they're at a wedding, Reagan's mom's wedding to herself to be exact.
"Jerry, I'm gonna tell you something I've never told anyone: We need to go to Panda Express."
—Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty Jerry is convinced that he will have sex with his mother after reading a fortune cookie and while Rick dismisses it a first, an experiment from him and scanning probabilities of the fortune coming true leads him to saying this line, convinced whoever made the fortune has some godlike prediction powers.
"Come on, let's have sex in your baby!"
—Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn (2019) Harley has taken her girlfriend Poison Ivy to "Edin", a garden of prehistoric plants Ivy had created, hence the "baby" part, as part of a failed supervillain scheme, thinking it would be a nice spot to have sex. However, Ivy sees Edin as an Old Shame, having dedicated a lot of time and yet could only terraform one acre instead of the whole planet like she intended.
"The shit's coming from inside the house?"
—Rand Ridley, Inside Job (2021), "Reagan & Mychelle's Hive School Reunion" Rand is in a paranoiac state because somebody took a dump on his desk. After interrogating some of his employees and firing most of them, he turns his back on his desk and finds a new turd on it. He then finds a tunnel in the wall behind a portrait, which makes him believe his "mystery shitter" is inside the walls of the building.
"I turn my back on you for two seconds, and suddenly, you're eighty years old and covered in robots!"
—Wildcat, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, "The Golden Age of Justice!" Batman was fighting off Per Degaton's robot army when he was rapidly aged by Per Degaton using the Spear of Destiny.
"Raph, you're alive! And Mikey, you have both arms!"
—Donatello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)', "The Real World Pt 2" Splinter summons his sons who have been scattered across different universes for the past few episodes. Donatello was stuck in a Bad Future just two episodes prior, where he's seen his brothers die and Mikey had lost an arm. In contrast, Mikey was in a superhero world while Raph was in a Mad Max desert race.
"Don't say another word! I'm not going to let your dream die the way mine did! MY MOTHER IS GOING TO BE A RACE CAR!"
—Patrick Star, The Patrick Star Show', "The Patterfly Effect" Patrick's mother tells him that she wanted to be a race car driver before she had kids. Patrick cuts her off and believes that she wanted to be a race car instead. (To his credit, he does accomplish this goal.)
"I still think I did the right thing by being nice to a lonely old man, despite the nightmares I'll have for weeks — maybe forever."
— Chloe, The Fairly OddParents! She ends up being mistaken for a retired superhero's sidekick and gets dragged along on a strange adventure.
"Now stop asking silly questions and go kill your brother!"
— Ned Flanders, The Simpsons, "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" When Ned is having his kids re-enact the story of Cain and Abel for a movie, they ask questions about how the siblings were born, leading Ned to say this.
"No, wait, it WAS his mother you said was dirty!"
— SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Shanghaied" When Squidward insults the Flying Dutchman's dirty ship, the Dutchman says that "insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother!" SpongeBob misremembers what Squidward said.
"If we end up eating our friends, do we fail the test?"
— Buster Baxter, Arthur, "Popular Girls" The kids are taking a personality quiz, with one question asking who your friends would be if you were a sandwich.
"I might as well stick my tongue in a drawer and never blow again!"
— Binky Barnes, Arthur, "Popular Girls" In an Imagine Spot, Sue Ellen's saxophone playing is so good that it discourages Binky from playing his clarinet.
"One ticket to the deepest circle of Hell, please."
— Reagan Ridley, Inside Job (2021), "We Found Love in a Popeless Place" She's trying to get into the fake Hell the Vatican commissioned to be built under Rome to scare people to go to church again, since her boyfriend Staedtler is imprisoned there.
"Hey, adults dressed as kids because we couldn't afford more real children!"
—Patrick Star, The Patrick Star Show', "The Patrick Show Cashes In" Patrick is making a series of commercials. While the toy one has real kids in it, the cereal one just has his parents unconvincingly dressed as children.
"I just flushed my neighbor down the toilet!"
—Patrick Star, The Patrick Star Show', "The Commode Episode" The father of the Dartfish Family, a family of tiny fish living in Patrick's walls, offers to help get Patrick out of the bathroom he's stuck in. He offers to go in a bottle and send a message for help, and Patrick gets him out by putting him in and flushing the bottle down the toilet. He then gives this Aside Comment to the audience.
