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"Bidoof gen 6 learn set: Curse, Superpower, Superfang, Takedown...some tells me we're not defeating this Bidoof."
—YouTuber SmallAnt He is doing a Self-Imposed Challenge of beating Pokémon X with all trainers at level 100
from the start. At this point, SmallAnt is severely underleveled and looks up Bidoof's skillset when encountering a trainer with one.
from the start. At this point, SmallAnt is severely underleveled and looks up Bidoof's skillset when encountering a trainer with one."Oh god. The controls are inverted when the gravity shifted in a fish."
—SmallAnt He's doing another Self-Imposed Challenge, this time a mod of Super Mario Odyssey where the gravity shifts every 30 seconds. When the gravity changed while Capturing a Cheep Cheep, the controls inverted.
a mod of Super Mario Odyssey where the gravity shifts every 30 seconds. When the gravity changed while Capturing a Cheep Cheep, the controls inverted."All you need to do, is to wait for giant worms to spawn near you, and then nuke them with all your power."
—EmptyIndustry, Lobotomy Corporation: road to 50 They're describing the Amber Midnight, which has several large worms spawn throughout the entire game facility
They're describing the Amber Midnight, which has several large worms spawn throughout the entire game facility"Must. Lick. Rod!"
—Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, "Fun In Yugi's Mind"
"This is just a giant pair of nostrils... so that means I'm about to enter the moustache... it's good to go in heavily armed."
—Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind He's crawling inside reddish, organic-looking tunnels and found two square exits close by, leading to the same place outside, which lead Gordon to think he's exiting something through the nose, and since everything he has found has tried to kill him, being heavily armed before leaving is just a good precaution.
"Who poured all this nacho cheese on this galactic void?"
—Failboat, Stranger Dimension 「Kirby Star Allies 💗 Bonus Ep7」 When playing the post-game content of Kirby Star Allies, he went into a dimension that looked like it had been slathered in nacho cheese.
When playing the post-game content of Kirby Star Allies, he went into a dimension that looked like it had been slathered in nacho cheese."I'm sorry, Grandma. HQ has determined that the human body is not a potato sack. Pull back your sniper rifle."
—Failboat, hide He was playing a challenge for Kirby and the Forgotten Land where he could only kill enemies if they were identified by his grandma-themed image recognition software. He says this after failing to convince his chat that the identification of a boss as a potato sack was correct because bodies can contain potatoes.
He was playing a challenge for Kirby and the Forgotten Land where he could only kill enemies if they were identified by his grandma-themed image recognition software. He says this after failing to convince his chat that the identification of a boss as a potato sack was correct because bodies can contain potatoes."I didn't know you could grow Viagra trees."
"Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."
—Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall He thought the reason his fans wanted him to review an old Batman comic was so they could hear him say "boner".
"Oh man! My screwdriver is incompatible with my headache pills! Clearly, God programmed them so they would not be able to breed together and have Phillips head gel caps!"
—Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall, Marville #5 He was showing the absurdity of the comic's claim that God created life because "the genetic fail-safes that prevent two different species from having fertile children" could not develop through Darwinian evolution.
"Oh, for the love of - could you PLEASE stop humping the Andromeda Galaxy?"
?"—Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall, JLA/Avengers review He's commenting on the Anthropomorphic Personifications of two universes embracing romantically.
"Oh, sure dude, my wife's just trapped under three buildings and I'm playing leapfrog in what used to be my kid's school, but sure, I'll help!"
—Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall, Hellstar Remina, Ch. 4-6 - Atop the Fourth Wall In Remina, the titular planetary abomination has begun licking the Earth, causing it to spin and due to some Artistic License – Physics, people can now jump really high and far. People are in a frenzy trying to kill the girl Remina was named after out of a panic-fueled delusion that killing her will somehow make the planet go away due to the rousing of a cult leader. The above is one of Linkara's jokes in the shoes of one such deluded person.
In Remina, the titular planetary abomination has begun licking the Earth, causing it to spin and due to some Artistic License – Physics, people can now jump really high and far. People are in a frenzy trying to kill the girl Remina was named after out of a panic-fueled delusion that killing her will somehow make the planet go away due to the rousing of a cult leader. The above is one of Linkara's jokes in the shoes of one such deluded person."So in this universe, Iron Man made his suit out of robot boobs?"
—Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall E-Robot, Chapter 1 review He's reviewing an Ecchi manga centered around "the ultimate erotic weapon," a sexualized female robot who manages to stop a truck using only her chest. She says that it's "the ultimate armor," leading Linkara to make this joke.
"Yeah! I'm shooting ducks with a piano!"
—The Angry Video Game Nerd This quote is from a special on NES accessories, one of which is a piano keyboard. The game the AVGN is playing, a digital piano teacher, contains a minigame where you have to play notes to shoot ducks as they swim across a music staff.
, one of which is a piano keyboard. The game the AVGN is playing, a digital piano teacher, contains a minigame where you have to play notes to shoot ducks as they swim across a music staff.I don't wanna go through the floor! But then again, what do you expect if you turn into a fairy when you're high?
—The Angry Video Game Nerd He found a glitch in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link where turning into a fairy on top of a house large enough to go to the top of the screen causes you to warp to different parts of the game, but in impractical areas like in the ocean near Eastern Hyrule. One particular instance caused him to become stuck in the floor of one of the game's temples.
"I did it! I beat two Satans in my underwear!"
—The Angry Video Game Nerd He's playing Ghosts 'n Goblins, where your weakened state is a guy in his underwear and the sub-bosses are two devils.
"To get a cloud to move, I had to get a skeleton to shoot a fireball at a beehive."
—The Angry Video Game Nerd One of the puzzles in LJN's Beetlejuice game involves destroying a beehive in order to trigger a cloud to move you to the next area of the map, which can only be done with the skeleton upgrade. He actually states that this sort of thing would only ever make sense in the context of the game.
Frickin' Plato is up here, hocking loogies down at me while I'm trying to balance atop pillars on a fucking skateboard! Ladies and gentlemen, this is art.
Well, that's just brilliant. Now, I'm going to have to arrange for a giant space dick to appear! SPACE WIFE! Fetch the silver paint and a time belt!
—Alien elder, Branches: Aliens
Well, I guess you can't argue there. It really is the most efficient way possible. Sending giant elephant turds with chainsaw teeth to eat up every half second of time. Boy, God must've been really fucking baked when he came up with that idea.
—The Nostalgia Critic in his review of The Langoliers. He's pointing out how absurd the film's payoff is, where the titular creatures- badly CG-ed brownish blobs with chainsaw teeth- clean up the past by eating it.
The last time Disney tried to talk about religion, we got a perverted old man jerking off to a sexy fireplace.
—The Nostalgia Critic in his review of Bridge to Terabithia. Said perverted old man was Frollo and he had a huge dramatic Villain Song where the fireplace played a major role, its flames taking the form of a gypsy he lusts over.
I'M FUCKING THE DVD!!!
I'M FUCKING THE DVD!!!
I'M FUCKING THE DVD!!!
—Nostalgia Critic The review of Nererending Story 3 ends with Critic being glad that the movie is over and that he's at least going to listen to the theme song in the final credits... only for re-edition of Stepen Wolf's Born to be Wild by Rock Eater, which he bashed earlier, be played instead. That leads Critic to start laugh. He laughs as he leaves the studio, sits in his car, goes to Home Depot, buys a crowbar, returns to studio and starts to wreac a havoc on the DVD of the movie. During the rage he even imitates the copulation movement while yelling the above line
"Fuck you, Mr. Belvedere! DIET COKE!"
—Batman, one of The Nostalgia Critic's commercial specials The commercial in question was a Diet Coke commercial promoting Batman Returns in which Batman desperately tries to get the advertised beverage. When Alfred asks him if he's taking things too far, this is his response.
Being the overweight, rambunctious, white man that I am, it's my job to go Ted Kennedy on this beer.
—Barack Obama, The Nostalgia Critic, review of Pixels The Critic, thinking Kevin James typecasted as the president was too far of a logic stretch, replaces him with Obama to drive home how ridiculous a president like that would be.
What if he fights someone bigger than him? More... swole than him? Has better dance moves than him?! (Corpses)
—Captainsauce "I Released the Demon- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" He was testing the limits of the titular demon against a Zerg Rush of Ice Giants, but his powers caused them to spazz out.
I do not want to listen to Hitler duck!
—The Nostalgia Critic in his review of The Smurfs 2 The main character's stepdad got turned into a talking duck with a black stripe on his beak resembling a toothbrush mustache.
"Perhaps I, Dio, should take off his pants..."
—Dio Brando, Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Abridged He's trying to see if Jotaro's really dead. "After all, they say after you die, you do shit yourself."
This has never happened before. I'm finally in a three-way.
"What am I doing wrong!? Why is there blood everywhere?! Why am I enjoying this so much!?"
Yes, that's right. I'm a gay robot.
—Church, Red vs. Blue Church is sarcastically agreeing with Caboose's statement, since Caboose refuses to believe that Church has died and is now a ghost possessing a robot and that the seemingly-male mercenary Tex is actually Church's ex-girlfriend.
Criminal sends off to Sega: "You owe me Thailand!"
—The opening to Yu-Gi-Oh! The OTHER Abridged Movie It's a mondegreen by the opening subtitles transliterating the song, 'Kawaita Sakebi' (A Yell of Thirst) by Field of View. (If you're wondering, the correct lyrics are 'I want to invite you to see this world with me.')
Yu-Gi-Oh! The OTHER Abridged Movie It's a mondegreen by the opening subtitles transliterating the song, 'Kawaita Sakebi' (A Yell of Thirst) by Field of View. (If you're wondering, the correct lyrics are 'I want to invite you to see this world with me.')"Your son is dead and you're never going to see him again! WOO REDDIT!"
—r/atheism, Kawaii Piranha, Some r/atheism members are mocking a funeral.
"Every game not in the youtube database is now league of legends"
—Omgarrett on Twitter Apparently, YouTube will default a video game video to League of Legends if the game in the video is not on the list.
on Twitter Apparently, YouTube will default a video game video to League of Legends if the game in the video is not on the list.Scorpion: Aren't you dead?
Jax: Well I was, then Sonya crushed Quan Chi's balls so I got better.
Scorpion: ...
— Spoony's take on Mortal Kombat X. Sonya managed to sever Quan Chi's connection with some of his zombie slaves by beating him up really hard, Jax being one of them.
Mortal Kombat X. Sonya managed to sever Quan Chi's connection with some of his zombie slaves by beating him up really hard, Jax being one of them.Enjoy space, mutant space hamster!
—Harley Morenstein, Epic Meal Time, "Pork Cheetos". Harley claims that, given enough time, the energy drink smoothie shown earlier in the episode will ferment into the ooze that created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; he then says he'll feed the ooze to his pet hamster, and, in its enhanced state, ride on its wheel before reaching speeds that send itself and the wheel flying into space.
There you go, Daniel. I shaved it, so now you can find me more sexually attractive.
—Pickleboy, of The Angry Grandpa, in HATE MAIL #2 He's responding to a fan message which only reads "Cut your fucking unibrow, it looks so nasty.", and has just shaved it as per his request.
He's responding to a fan message which only reads "Cut your fucking unibrow, it looks so nasty.", and has just shaved it as per his request.Wait, Anderson, I've got more! Bench match performer pony gremlin chocolate cinnamon...
—Bernie Sanders, Bad Lip Reading Bernie Sanders was asked to list 10 nouns in 13 seconds. He only made it to 8, but refused to accept that he had lost and continued to say random nouns after the challenge was over
If you put Viagra in your butt it works, doesn't it!?
—Lawrence Sonntag, Funhaus - Open Haus #25 Lawrence asked what they'd break over the stern of a cruise ship on its maiden voyage, and Adam said "Viagra". Joel then told him that the stern was the rear of the ship, prompting that response.
Lawrence asked what they'd break over the stern of a cruise ship on its maiden voyage, and Adam said "Viagra". Joel then told him that the stern was the rear of the ship, prompting that response.Baking a Cake for 4.5 Years is Perfectly Acceptable
—The title of this video about Paper Mario 64 by Stryder7x At one point in Paper Mario 64, you have to bake a cake for Gourmet Guy, which has to be cooked for about 30 seconds. The topic of the video is about how if you wait roughly 4.5 years, the counter measuring the time since you put the cake in the oven overflows, and if you wait another 30 or so seconds, you can remove the cake and it the game will act like the cake was baked for the proper amount of time.
about Paper Mario 64 by Stryder7x At one point in Paper Mario 64, you have to bake a cake for Gourmet Guy, which has to be cooked for about 30 seconds. The topic of the video is about how if you wait roughly 4.5 years, the counter measuring the time since you put the cake in the oven overflows, and if you wait another 30 or so seconds, you can remove the cake and it the game will act like the cake was baked for the proper amount of time.I am demonstrating to you the TRUE POWER OF THE IMPERIUM, THROUGH THE USE OF SMALL, FLUFFY ANIMALS!
—Kitten, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device, 4th Special. He and Tzeentch are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! to decide the fate of Magnus' soul, and Kitten is unveiling a winning strategy that uses multiple Killer Rabbits whose Attack's been boosted to hell
Why don't you try sticking it in me again? I might like it this time.note
—Seras Victoria, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 8. A Lampshaded Double Entendre meant to troll Iscariot, it's also a Call-Back to Episode 1 where Anderson's introduction to Seras and Alucard was to impale the former with several bayonets. Seras, a full-fledged-vampire as of the end of Episode 7, is daring Anderson to try that again.
How poetic; ve found our verevolf in an attic. I mean, ve find lots of things in attics, hmhmhm. [...] I meant antiques! Ze Juden was our Führer's obsession, not mine! Anne Frankly, I'm insulted by the insinuation.
—The Major, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Final Episode. He claimed to have found the Captain in an attic of some building in response to Integra asking about it, and telling that she found Dracula (read: Alucard) in a basement. Seras was offended because the Nazis tended to gas undesirables in higher floors of their concentration camps, something the Major never really cared for, nor did he care about finding any in attics, given his reference to one infamous example.
And slowly, the Titanic sunk beneath the waves, but it actually turned out to be a plan by the evil banana to send monkeys into the middle of the desert to starve to death.
—The Mysterious Mr. Enter, reviewing "Going Bananas" The Big Bad, an evil, talking banana, hosted a game show to get the titular Rocket Monkeys stranded in the desert. Mr. Enter found this so ridiculous that he decided to end every story with this revelation.
Darth Vader turned to Luke Skywalker, and then a cactus stole his jet pack, leaving him stranded in the desert with two monkeys! Honestly, that would probably be better than the prequels.
—Mr. Enter, same review After the banana goes to make sure the monkeys actually starve, a cactus gets angry at him and steals his jet pack, leaving him at the mercy of the monkeys he had stranded. Mr. Enter found this to be better than the last one.
A man wearing an ominous cape exits the second floor of Jimmy's house with a bed sheet rope, and the question you decide to ask is "Why do you have a cooler?"
—Mr. Enter, reviewing Re-Animated Jimmy was given the brain of a Mr. Alt Disney, and can now talk to that person's characters. The Big Bad, Sonny, is the expy's Obviously Evil son who wants to steal his brain. The cooler is meant to contain it. The line in question comes from Jimmy's love-interest Robin, who catches him sneaking off to perform his evil deed.
I have spent two hours in a maze with snail elephants LOOKING FOR A PENCIL!
—Spyro the Dragon, "Spyro's Bad Day" In Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, there's an Orb in Mystic Marsh (an area that does, indeed, have snail elephants) that requires going on a long, Guide Dang It!-laden fetch quest to retrieve the Professor's pencil.
In Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!, there's an Orb in Mystic Marsh (an area that does, indeed, have snail elephants) that requires going on a long, Guide Dang It!-laden fetch quest to retrieve the Professor's pencil.Cody, this doesn't look good! He's styling all over his balls!
—Monkey D. Luffy, None Piece During Zoro's recruitment arc, there's a scene where a little girl attempts to give him some rice balls, but Hemleppo eats them instead and crushes them for having sugar instead of salt. None Piece changes this to him randomly dancing on the rice balls to Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" for Rule of Funny. Either way, Luffy and Coby (whom Luffy keeps calling Cody) are horrified.
Luffy: You saved me yet again, baby seal!
Zoro: But you still have all your hair...
Zoro: But you still have all your hair...
—None Piece When Captain Morgan has his men fire at Luffy, his phone deflected the bullet while he was watching a video of a baby seal. Zoro, due to Luffy's Sean Connery voice, mishears "saved" as "shaved".
And so our heroes fought the squall with an iron might and a ship covered in horse penises!
—Narrator, None Piece Luffy had shown the design of their new flag, which was a horse doing Zumba while having an erection. When the rest of the Straw Hats disapproved, Luffy huffed paint thinner offscreen and drew horse boners all over the Going Merry. And then a storm hit them.
THE PIZZA, HE-MAN! EAT IT!
I drank the game to death!
—Joel of Vinesauce Joel, during a game of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, had his character go to a Sprunk vending machine and continually drink cans until his game (which was of the lesser quality Definitive Edition) crashed and permanently corrupted the game's save file.
Boy, I bet the New York Times is happy that they're being advertised along Spider-Man and Minions in a banana.
—Vinny of Vinesauce While mucking through the quagmire of bad games on the Play Store, he encounters a racing game that has bootleg Spiderman and Minions driving a race car, and then sees an advertisement for the New York Times.
Prepare to die, Scrooge McDuck!
Jocelyn, get the kiddie pool and the keg! I'm Going to Disney World!!
—Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Aquaman VS Namor After Wiz mentioned that the Trident of Poseidon can teleport, Boomstick attempted to use the trident himself, only for Wiz to point out that it only works in water. Boomstick then asked if beer worked, to which Wiz responded with a "maybe?"
After seeing Kirby's popularity and success, the King made up his mind: he would surpass the marshmallow.
—Wiz, DEATH BATTLE!: Wario VS King Dedede He and Boomstick are talking about King Dedede and his Start of Darkness. "The marshmallow" is a previously-established nickname for Kirby.
You shut up and let the penguin fly!
—Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Wario VS King Dedede King Dedede can fly like Kirby can, which is apparently a Charles Atlas Superpower. Wiz had just criticized this for being scientifically implausible.
Oh, like that Transformer that we had a pony eat his soul!
—Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Black Canary VS Sindel While going over Sindel's moveset, Wiz brings up her Star Screamer attack. Boomstick is then reminded of an episode back in season 1 where the similarly-named Starscream met a fittingly humiliating end by way of Rainbow Dash eating his Spark, which is essentially a Transformer's soul.
All the cats are named after booze! I like them now.
—Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Beerus VS Sailor Galaxia A teaser for the episode featuring the humanoid cat Beerus highlighted his Person of Mass Destruction tendencies, much to Boomstick's horror; he swore to kill every cat in the world out of fear of them becoming like Beerus. By the time the episode itself was released, Boomstick realized that Beerus and his brother Champa have liquor-themed names, winning him over by appealing to his alcoholism.
I'm the spawn of sugar and food coloring!
—Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Randy Savage VS the Kool-Aid Man Through a misunderstanding, he believed that his father is the Kool Aid Man.
That's right: Homelander can bust a nut faster than the speed of sound!
—Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Omni-Man VS Homelander During Homelander's segment, Wiz and Boomstick discuss the time he ejaculated so hard that he destroyed his partner's body. Wiz makes the calculation that Homelander's sperm must have been traveling at 4.5 times the speed of sound.
Next time you replace my beers in the fridge with La Croix, I'm getting my boy Jack Spaniels to blow up the Sun! You've been warned.
— Boomstick, DEATH BATTLE!: Scooby-Doo VS Courage the Cowardly Dog Jack Spaniels is apparently the name of a dog Boomstick owns, and Wiz just got through talking about how Courage the Cowardly Dog did indeed shatter the Sun like glass through a Super-Scream.
CURSE MY HIGHLY RECOGNIZABLE URINE
—Pigsy, Overly Sarcastic Productions, The Journey to The West Part VII, After sneaking into a daoist temple and eating the offerings, Monkey king, Pigsy, and Sandy, disguised as statues, are asked by three daoist sages for some holy water. They agree to produce it, but only if the three sages leave. They do so by peeing into a container. When one of the three sages notes that the "Holy Water" tastes like Hog urine, Pigsy shouts the above quote.
Eggman: Ugh, oh god... Urgh, what the fuck happened last night?
Shadow: You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
(...)
Rouge: Yeah, you pissed on it, and you cursed out Obama. It was really bizarre.
Shadow: You pissed on the moon, Eggman.
(...)
Rouge: Yeah, you pissed on it, and you cursed out Obama. It was really bizarre.
—SnapCube, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games" To vent out his rage after Shadow had sex with his wife and urinated on her, Eggman used The Eclipse Cannon to represent his dong and fired a laser at the moon, destroying a big chunk of it. It is implied that he was drunk and/or under Sanity Slippage when he did this.
To vent out his rage after Shadow had sex with his wife and urinated on her, Eggman used The Eclipse Cannon to represent his dong and fired a laser at the moon, destroying a big chunk of it. It is implied that he was drunk and/or under Sanity Slippage when he did this.Eggman: Oh no, the instant ramen's been released! We need to go, now.
—SnapCube, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games" When Mephiles was released, Eggman mistook his particles for instant ramen.
When Mephiles was released, Eggman mistook his particles for instant ramen.Omega: Shadow, be careful, that is the power of Sprite!
—SnapCube, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games" He's referring to the green and yellow Chaos Emeralds.
He's referring to the green and yellow Chaos Emeralds.Mephiles: Now I have all the colors of the rainbow! And I can unleash my true gay power! Now everyone's my boyfriend! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
—SnapCube, "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games" After accidentally killing Sonic, Mephiles suffers from Sanity Slippage and declares this after gathering the Chaos Emeralds. The gay part is a half-truth; Mephiles is bisexual.
After accidentally killing Sonic, Mephiles suffers from Sanity Slippage and declares this after gathering the Chaos Emeralds. The gay part is a half-truth; Mephiles is bisexual.RED Demoman: What happened?
RED Soldier: Napoleon died by a body slam at Waterloo.
—Team Neighborhood, Soldier was playing with some miniatures he had in his room when Scout told him to keep it down. When he refused, Scout threw a pillow at Soldier's head which missed but hit and triggered Soldier's antique cannon which hit him in the back and launched him into the air in such a way that he crushed the table said miniatures were on.
Mario: This is sad.
Fafa: So sad a giant Native American Indian man breaks through the wall and runs to freedom.
Fafa: So sad a giant Native American Indian man breaks through the wall and runs to freedom.
—Glove and Boots "Nine Movies That Make Men Cry" They're describing the plot of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Pelo: I MADE you! WITH MY COOOOOC-
—Sr. Pelo, "Pelo Talks (Gender Wars)" A child's father says this in response to his son coming out after being shut down the same way when he was a boy.
Pelo: HEY! Why both of you no like chocolate?! I'm gonna cut your dick! I'M GONNA CUT! YOUR! DIC-
—Sr Pelo, "Pelo Talks (In My Opinion...)" The ice cream man gets angry at the two kids for arguing over whether vanilla or strawberry are better.
If the grandmother hadn't stuck that cricket up Mulan's ass, none of this would have happened!
—Schaffrillas Productions, "Every Disney Renaissance Movie Ranked" He's referring to Grandmother Fa giving Mulan Cri-Kee before her meeting with the matchmaker, believing him to be inherently lucky. Ironically, Cri-Kee got out and caused Mulan to fail her evaluation.
" He's referring to Grandmother Fa giving Mulan Cri-Kee before her meeting with the matchmaker, believing him to be inherently lucky. Ironically, Cri-Kee got out and caused Mulan to fail her evaluation.Let it go down in history that homophobia was solved by funny owl tube!
—Patrick on The Owl House season 2, Schaffrillas Productions' "Owl House Season 2, Bad Batch, Monsters at Work - Are They Good or Nah?" Patrick is referring to how the episode "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Hooty's Door" made WLW Lumity (Luz and Amity) officially canon on a show by the notoriously slow on LGBT representation Disney.
Patrick is referring to how the episode "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Hooty's Door" made WLW Lumity (Luz and Amity) officially canon on a show by the notoriously slow on LGBT representation Disney.I AM DECLARING WAR ON SEA BASS!
—The Mayor, Vannamelon's "I AM THE LAW!" Sea bass are notoriously common fish in the Animal Crossing series, appearing at all times during every season. For 100% Completion, players must fill out the local museum, which includes an aquarium to put fish in. As a result, sea bass have made themselves known as the bane of completionists everywhere. This particular mayor has clearly had enough.
Sea bass are notoriously common fish in the Animal Crossing series, appearing at all times during every season. For 100% Completion, players must fill out the local museum, which includes an aquarium to put fish in. As a result, sea bass have made themselves known as the bane of completionists everywhere. This particular mayor has clearly had enough.These fights house the greatest moments in the game, where Kakeru and Specter clash personalities and argue over proper hygiene and inalienable pants-given rights. This is a video game in which characters have philosophical in over wherever or not pants are the future before engaging in an explosive winner-take-all tug-o-war to decide who owns all the pants and, therefore, who's cause is righteous. (In other words this game is awesome).
—GameChamp3000 She's talking about the BossBattles against Specter in Piposaru 2001, a Japan-only spin-off to Ape Escape in which you vacuum the pants of the Pipos
Lorelei's Dewgong, as I'm sure you're already aware, will always try to counter Nidorino by falling asleep. It doesn't work.
—GameChamp3000 In Pokémon Red and Blue, any trainer with good AI will always favour moves that are super effective, regardless of what the move actually does. Nidorino is a pure Poison type, making it weak to Psychic type moves, and Lorelei's Dewgong knows Rest, which is a Psychic type move. Rest causes the user to fall asleep for two turns while regaining health.
At that point, screw how much money he has, the size of his wealth would seriously be ripping apart the laws of the universe!
—MatPat, Film Theory: Scrooge McDuck's Net Worth SOLVED! He's talking about Scrooge saying he has "Three Cubic Acres" of money. MatPat says that line was obviously a joke; an acre is a unit of area, so a cubic acre would be a six-dimensional space.
Wow, either that guy spent a ridiculously wasteful amount of money on a machine to cut his food in half, or he has mastered the ancient practice of feline martial arts!
—Arch Nemesis, Minilife TV, "The Splitzies 5000!!!" Chris and Ian are promoting a new device that perfectly cuts things in half called the Splitzies 5000. In one of the hypothetical scenarios the product could be used, a fighter is battling two of his arch nemeses by throwing cats at them. When he gets down to his last cat, he uses the product to split it in half and throw both halves at them.
Hey, kid, wanna model some trees?
—Joshua MacDougall, Really Freakin' Clever, "64 Things WRONG With Ocarina of Time: Part 4" A joke in the video involves an oddly designed tree, to which Joshua cites why you shouldn't do meth and 3D model at the same time. Later in the video, he comes across an NPC who looks like a drug dealer and quips this.
I have seen the seams of the universe and they are poop-colored.
— Joshua MacDougall, Really Freakin' Clever, "64 Things WRONG With Ocarina of Time: Part 5" While exploring the Fire Temple, Joshua manages to position the camera outside the level's boundaries, which has a nougat-colored background.
But there's no man in an elf costume standing in a kiddie pool of hot dogs at the end of this rainbow. (Or a pot of gold, whatever you're into.) There's only death.
—True Facts, Bobbit Worm and Polychaete Pals The rainbow he was referring to was the bobbit worm, which is pretty much an iridescent Sand Worm with big, sharp jaws. The other part of the quote is a mangling of the old myth that leprechauns hide their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
You heard him, crocsuckers! Prepare the crackheads!
—Klump, Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day The "crackheads" in question were a bunch of Klaptraps, who are portrayed as such due to being able to gnaw through a thatched roof in seconds. K. Rool and Klump were attempting to shoot them out of blunderbusses onto Cranky Kong's house, chewing off his roof and exposing his perverse lust towards Donkey Kong when he's using the Crystal Titty (the parody's version of the Crystal Coconut)
The "crackheads" in question were a bunch of Klaptraps, who are portrayed as such due to being able to gnaw through a thatched roof in seconds. K. Rool and Klump were attempting to shoot them out of blunderbusses onto Cranky Kong's house, chewing off his roof and exposing his perverse lust towards Donkey Kong when he's using the Crystal Titty (the parody's version of the Crystal Coconut)K. Rool: You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to design and create a robot with an uncanny resemblance to the Sasquatch?
Klump: Uh...Well, when you put it like that, I, uh...
—Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day King K. Rool's scheme to get the Crystal Titty involves cutting off all of Donkey Kong's hair to make him weak and mentally retarded. Klump and his underlings thought that this plan was rather ass-backwards, so they built a robotic Candy Kong to think of a better plan for them. A Running Gag in the episode is Candy's appearance frequently being unfavorably compared to a Sasquatch.
King K. Rool's scheme to get the Crystal Titty involves cutting off all of Donkey Kong's hair to make him weak and mentally retarded. Klump and his underlings thought that this plan was rather ass-backwards, so they built a robotic Candy Kong to think of a better plan for them. A Running Gag in the episode is Candy's appearance frequently being unfavorably compared to a Sasquatch.Jesus Lord, even as a baby, you are STILL an absent-minded SIMP!
Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 2 - Ape Fool Young Donkey Kong had de-aged himself into a baby by drinking Cranky's "forbidden Hawaiian Punch," and got excited when he heard Candy's voice.
Donkey Kong had de-aged himself into a baby by drinking Cranky's "forbidden Hawaiian Punch," and got excited when he heard Candy's voice.Reggie, TAKE. FUCKING. NOTES! I just saved your ass...with MONOPOLY!
—Brian David Gilbert, Unraveled - Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes Brian, barely hanging on to sanity by this point, had declared Legend of Zelda Monopoly to be the lynchpin that tied the entirety of the Zelda timeline together, since all of the properties were locations from throughout the franchise, even including games that were in completely separate timelines, and then called out to Reggie Fils-Aimé, former president of Nintendo of America, that he had just fully explained The Legend of Zelda.
Brian, barely hanging on to sanity by this point, had declared Legend of Zelda Monopoly to be the lynchpin that tied the entirety of the Zelda timeline together, since all of the properties were locations from throughout the franchise, even including games that were in completely separate timelines, and then called out to Reggie Fils-Aimé, former president of Nintendo of America, that he had just fully explained The Legend of Zelda.Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction?
—Brian David Gilbert, Unraveled - I read all 337 books in Skyrim so you don't have to Brian was making a list of Skyrim books he declared 'Good Fiction' and was getting to the number one best book on said list, clarifying beforehand that it was not "The Lusty Argonian Maid", an infamous book in Skyrim. Brian went on to state that it was not cut from the list out of prudishness, leading to the above quote.
Brian was making a list of Skyrim books he declared 'Good Fiction' and was getting to the number one best book on said list, clarifying beforehand that it was not "The Lusty Argonian Maid", an infamous book in Skyrim. Brian went on to state that it was not cut from the list out of prudishness, leading to the above quote.You could afford to carve your face into the side of a mountain, but you couldn't afford to upgrade from dial-up?
—Banjo, Gruntilda Battle with Lyrics The entrance to Gruntilda's Lair is shaped like her head. A few moments earler, Gruntilda had taunted the duo by telling them to "hand [their] toes over", which, in the current day, is a variation of an expression used to ask for foot fetish pictures, to which Kazooie replies accordingly. Grunty retorts by saying that the reason she didn't know was because she never upgraded her internet.
I don't fuckin' know what the word zeta has to do with sticking your dick in your dog's asshole!
—Mutahar Anas, a.k.a. SomeOrdinaryGamers During his video talking about Twitter's zoophile problem, he mentions how the group in question uses the Greek letter zeta as their symbol.
talking about Twitter's zoophile problem, he mentions how the group in question uses the Greek letter zeta as their symbol.We can pump some life into this sorry excuse of a man with the use of sophisticated origami medical treatment!
—Toadsworth, StacheBros, "Paper Mario - Luigi Time!!!" When Mario keeps a Nintendo 3DS to himself instead of giving it to Luigi for his birthday like he wanted, Luigi gets upset and beats up Mario. However, Mario's injuries get more severe than initially thought, and he gets turned into paper and falls into a coma. Toadsworth tells Luigi about a very experimental (and very expensive) operation that could turn him back to normal.
In short, Bluster Kong invented capitalism!
—Phyrrickong, Designing For, "Bluster Kong: The Greatest Villain" In this analysis video of Bluster Kong from the Donkey Kong Country animated series, Phyrrickong notices that the first game's services are free due to a lack of established currency while in the second game, the services cost Banana Coins. Under the impression that the cartoon takes place in between both games, and taking into consideration that Bluster is the most business-focused character on the show, Phyrrickong believes that Bluster led to the creation of the second game's Banana Coins.
" In this analysis video of Bluster Kong from the Donkey Kong Country animated series, Phyrrickong notices that the first game's services are free due to a lack of established currency while in the second game, the services cost Banana Coins. Under the impression that the cartoon takes place in between both games, and taking into consideration that Bluster is the most business-focused character on the show, Phyrrickong believes that Bluster led to the creation of the second game's Banana Coins.What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads? That is the OPPOSITE of funky fresh!
—Hole Punch, Juno Songs, "The Disco Devil, Hole Punch WITH LYRICS" Mario is fighting a sentient, disco loving hole punch who stole the faces of several Toads, and he finishes it off by removing its bottom cover, which it treats as its pants.
Skipper's Log, number 32: Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N-word.
—Skipper, The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation N-W.O.R.D. In the universe of the video, the N-word is treated as a destructive force if used in the wrong hands. The Penguins try to stop racism by stopping people from saying the N-word, but they're unable to stop Donald Trump from killing Michelle Obama by saying the N-word. Barack Obama is seemingly mad that the Penguins let his wife die despite their best efforts to save her and he takes out their aircraft by saying the N-word.
Gustavo Fring: Were is my moth, Mr. Wight?
Walter White: We don't ave it, Mr. Gusto.
Gustavo Fring: I'm taking away your Steam account, Mr. White.
Walter White: We don't ave it, Mr. Gusto.
Gustavo Fring: I'm taking away your Steam account, Mr. White.
—breaking good episode 1 In this abridged retelling of Breaking Bad, there are a lot of spelling mistakes as part of the comedy of it all, explaining why Gus is asking Mr. "Wight" where his moth (meth) is. The Steam part comes from the fact that, at the beginning of the episode, Walter explained that he doesn't have the money for bills and Steam sales, and that is his motivation for dealing meth.
In this abridged retelling of Breaking Bad, there are a lot of spelling mistakes as part of the comedy of it all, explaining why Gus is asking Mr. "Wight" where his moth (meth) is. The Steam part comes from the fact that, at the beginning of the episode, Walter explained that he doesn't have the money for bills and Steam sales, and that is his motivation for dealing meth.Mate, just get me a fat crumb of Colgate.
—Mike Erhmantraut, breaking good episode 2 Walter has asked Mike if he can give him a good spot to sleep, as his wife kicked him "rout". This is what Mike wants in return.
Walter has asked Mike if he can give him a good spot to sleep, as his wife kicked him "rout". This is what Mike wants in return.It's because of Kurt that we can't have nice balls!
—The Jwittz He's talking about Poké Balls and how Kurt's custom made Poké Balls were considered some of the worst. However, what leads him to say this line in particular is when he reveals that Kurt's also the guy who is in possession of the GS Ball in the anime.
However, what leads him to say this line in particular is when he reveals that Kurt's also the guy who is in possession of the GS Ball in the anime."OH MY GOD! FINALLY! WE'RE ALL GAY!"
—Robin, r/Facepalm | … He's saying this in reaction to an image of a person claiming that wanting a strong woman is homosexual.
He's saying this in reaction to an image of a person claiming that wanting a strong woman is homosexual.There it is. My fragile sweet golden medal. Now all I have to do is extract the umbrella from within so as to not get shot.
—Binging with Babish, Dalgona Dalgona is a Korean treat that is basically a honeycomb toffee, hence his description of how it's fragile and sweet. Part of the charm behind the treat is that a shape is pressed onto the Dalgona, which the consumer then has to take out of the Dalgona carefully without breaking the shape. This challenge was featured in Squid Game, where people who did break the shape got shot by guards. One of those shapes featured was an umbrella shape.
Dalgona is a Korean treat that is basically a honeycomb toffee, hence his description of how it's fragile and sweet. Part of the charm behind the treat is that a shape is pressed onto the Dalgona, which the consumer then has to take out of the Dalgona carefully without breaking the shape. This challenge was featured in Squid Game, where people who did break the shape got shot by guards. One of those shapes featured was an umbrella shape."Now I own the black!"
—Spamton NEO, Juno Songs, "BIG SHOT WITH LYRICS" While it might sound like Spamton is a racist who owns slaves, in reality, he's referring to the Dark Fountain, which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. "Black" being used instead of "dark" or something similar refers to Spamton's unusual way of speaking, as well as the fact the color black is often used as a shorthand for darkness.
" While it might sound like Spamton is a racist who owns slaves, in reality, he's referring to the Dark Fountain, which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. "Black" being used instead of "dark" or something similar refers to Spamton's unusual way of speaking, as well as the fact the color black is often used as a shorthand for darkness."Wolverine with a Superman cape and a gun just threw Ariana Grande! What the fuck am I playing!?"
— The Angry Joe Show, AngryJoe Plays Fortnite for Superman Fortnite has a ton of special edition skins consisting of many characters from pop culture. Among these is a skin of Wolverine and Ariana Grande, with a cape being given out in a special DC-themed event and the game's genre being a third-person shooter.
Fortnite has a ton of special edition skins consisting of many characters from pop culture. Among these is a skin of Wolverine and Ariana Grande, with a cape being given out in a special DC-themed event and the game's genre being a third-person shooter."...this video is about Russell, okay? Our boy Russell Hartley, the underwater horse from the 50's that has sex with phones."
—Kurtis Conner, "TikTok's Worst Dating Coach" Kurtis says this as an Escalating Punchline. The "underwater" part comes from his comparison of pick-up artists to bizarre creatures at the bottom of the ocean, reasoning that it's hard to believe they exist, yet there's clear evidence they do. The "horse" part comes from Hartley's comments about how he keeps a group of women to fuck whenever he pleases, which he calls a stable of mares, leading Kurtis to joke that he only calls it that because he is a horse. The "from the 50's" part comes from Kurtis comparing Hartley's antiquated mindset to that of the 50's. The "has sex with phones" part comes from Kurtis criticizing Hartley's Insane Troll Logic of "if there's a relationship problem, have sex to solve it;" Kurtis then compares a relationship problem to breaking a phone, where you have to root the problem out and find a way to fix it, meaning if Hartley applied that logic to the broken phone situation, he would have sex with his phone as a solution.
" Kurtis says this as an Escalating Punchline. The "underwater" part comes from his comparison of pick-up artists to bizarre creatures at the bottom of the ocean, reasoning that it's hard to believe they exist, yet there's clear evidence they do. The "horse" part comes from Hartley's comments about how he keeps a group of women to fuck whenever he pleases, which he calls a stable of mares, leading Kurtis to joke that he only calls it that because he is a horse. The "from the 50's" part comes from Kurtis comparing Hartley's antiquated mindset to that of the 50's. The "has sex with phones" part comes from Kurtis criticizing Hartley's Insane Troll Logic of "if there's a relationship problem, have sex to solve it;" Kurtis then compares a relationship problem to breaking a phone, where you have to root the problem out and find a way to fix it, meaning if Hartley applied that logic to the broken phone situation, he would have sex with his phone as a solution."I want Jesus heart surgery!"
—Caddicarus, The Unholy World of Jesus Games After being told that Jesus lives in people's hearts, including his, he requests Jesus gets taken out.
After being told that Jesus lives in people's hearts, including his, he requests Jesus gets taken out."Well ... if you or any of your virgin friends want to sacrifice yourself to the dead war hero who lives in my basement, then come on by!"
—Henry King, Monster Lab (2021): The Man Trials (Episode 5) King has the ghost of Chris Kyle (yep, the American Sniper guy) living in his basement. Chris Kyle needs a Virgin Sacrifice to get his body back. King said this to a girl scout who just walked by - and he was under a fair bit of stress, as Chris Kyle just lectured him a second ago about how he has failed to get a virgin so far.
King has the ghost of Chris Kyle (yep, the American Sniper guy) living in his basement. Chris Kyle needs a Virgin Sacrifice to get his body back. King said this to a girl scout who just walked by - and he was under a fair bit of stress, as Chris Kyle just lectured him a second ago about how he has failed to get a virgin so far.Jim: what's your job?
John: I cook for a living what do you do for a living?
Jim: I walk counter clockwise and the government gives money.
John: I cook for a living what do you do for a living?
Jim: I walk counter clockwise and the government gives money.
—Arthon Greenspan on this Ted riddle. The riddle concerns a city that taxes its citizens based on what direction they walk- walking right adds 2 pieces of silver to the tax, walking down multiplies it by 2, walking left subtracts 2, and walking up divides it by 2. Due to the way the tax works, you can essentially gain a negative tax- therefore receiving money- by walking counter-clockwise.
Ted riddle. The riddle concerns a city that taxes its citizens based on what direction they walk- walking right adds 2 pieces of silver to the tax, walking down multiplies it by 2, walking left subtracts 2, and walking up divides it by 2. Due to the way the tax works, you can essentially gain a negative tax- therefore receiving money- by walking counter-clockwise."AWOOGA! I've got a bad case of clussy fever, and I want to make whoopee with her cushions."
—Miles Edgeworth, Disgraced Attorney: Phoenix Wright Edgeworth openly lusting after Geiru Toneido in the courtroom.
Edgeworth openly lusting after Geiru Toneido in the courtroom."Good door. Goood door..."
—Khan Doorman, Murder Drones Khan builds the doors keeping the Disassembly Drones out, and he's really dedicated to his work.
"Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JCJenson's products!"
—J, Murder Drones Uzi has thrown a pen into one of J's visors that are her true eyes. J pulls it out, but because she's incredibly loyal to the company, her curses are mixed with shilling.
Linda: Tucker, are you taking a nap with your poop?
Tucker: don't u dare post this
—Tucker Budzyn, "My Dog Reacts to Fart Toy" Tucker has taken a liking to his new poop emoji squeak toy that releases a farting sound every time it hits the ground. At midnight, Linda finds him trying to sleep with the poop toy beside him.
" Tucker has taken a liking to his new poop emoji squeak toy that releases a farting sound every time it hits the ground. At midnight, Linda finds him trying to sleep with the poop toy beside him."This song confirms very important lore information about Caramelldansen. One, their world has multiple suns, and two, Christianity exists."
—jan Misali, who wrote Caramelldansen? Misali mentions that a Christmas version of Caramelldansen exists, which naturally implies Christianity, and its lyrics contain the line "snow in the air and the stars will shine" which he mishears as "the suns will shine".
Misali mentions that a Christmas version of Caramelldansen exists, which naturally implies Christianity, and its lyrics contain the line "snow in the air and the stars will shine" which he mishears as "the suns will shine"."Meanwhile, that bird's like, 'Fuck! My feet are on fire!'"
—Ryan Bergara, Puppet History, "The Bloody Revenge of Saint Olga of Kiev" After hearing how Olga's final act of revenge against the Drevlians was sending pigeons, pigeons she requested under false promises of peace no less, carrying sulfur set on fire to Iskorosten, Ryan responds with what he thinks was going on in the pigeons' minds.
" After hearing how Olga's final act of revenge against the Drevlians was sending pigeons, pigeons she requested under false promises of peace no less, carrying sulfur set on fire to Iskorosten, Ryan responds with what he thinks was going on in the pigeons' minds."...thooose are pigs."
—Sophie Walten, The Walten Files, "BunnyFarm" Her reaction to a level called the "Hippo House", despite the accompanying picture clearly using pigs.
" Her reaction to a level called the "Hippo House", despite the accompanying picture clearly using pigs."Don't take it personally, Jenny, Griff's just more of a lemonade guy. Except when there's too much sugar in it. To hell with ye, calories!"
—James A. Janisse, The Kill Count, "The Invisible Man (1933) KILL COUNT" A humorous response to Griffin the Invisible Man hostilely rejecting a woman at the inn he's staying at when she tries to give him tea. The lemonade and calories part is Griffin angrily throwing a failed attempt at an antidote for his invisibility.
" A humorous response to Griffin the Invisible Man hostilely rejecting a woman at the inn he's staying at when she tries to give him tea. The lemonade and calories part is Griffin angrily throwing a failed attempt at an antidote for his invisibility."W-wait, does that turkey not know that the guy wants to fuck him?!"
—James A. Janisse, The Kill Count, "ThanksKilling (2007) KILL COUNT" At one point in the utterly bizarre and messed-up slasher movie ThanksKilling, the murderous talking turkey needs to hitch a ride from a guy who says, "Ass, gas, or grass?" apparently not realizing (or not caring) that he's talking to a literal turkey. Turkey then takes the "Ass" option, prompting an incredibly baffled James to ask this question.
" At one point in the utterly bizarre and messed-up slasher movie ThanksKilling, the murderous talking turkey needs to hitch a ride from a guy who says, "Ass, gas, or grass?" apparently not realizing (or not caring) that he's talking to a literal turkey. Turkey then takes the "Ass" option, prompting an incredibly baffled James to ask this question."THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY. Follow me on Twitter @thecrimsonfuckr. Sincerely, Alucard."
—Alucard, Hellsing Abridged, "TheCrimsonFuckr" An excerpt from just one of many death threats Alucard has sent to the Pope, where he makes a simile that him sending so many death threat letters is to instill fear like one would bast a turkey. Then he states that he'll have sex with that turkey. Then he bizarrely asks the Pope to follow him on Twitter.
" An excerpt from just one of many death threats Alucard has sent to the Pope, where he makes a simile that him sending so many death threat letters is to instill fear like one would bast a turkey. Then he states that he'll have sex with that turkey. Then he bizarrely asks the Pope to follow him on Twitter.EAT! THAT! HORSE!!!
— Son Goku , Dragon Ball Z Abridged, "Cell-Out (Part 3: Necrosis)" Goku being a Malaproper this was his way of saying "get back on a horse" this instance being said as a word of support for Gohan as he defeats the Perfect Cell. It's awesome
Goku being a Malaproper this was his way of saying "get back on a horse" this instance being said as a word of support for Gohan as he defeats the Perfect Cell. It's awesome"We're gonna be doing goat yoga with convicts!"
—Ranboo, "We Tried The World's Weirdest Sport..." "Goat yoga" is Exactly What It Says on the Tin — doing yoga while goats climb over you. Ranboo and his friends have just agreed to let the goat handlers bring out Gary, not learning until after they said yes that he was previously banned from the activity.
"Goat yoga" is Exactly What It Says on the Tin — doing yoga while goats climb over you. Ranboo and his friends have just agreed to let the goat handlers bring out Gary, not learning until after they said yes that he was previously banned from the activity."THAT'S THE POTATOES. YOU CAN'T COUNT WITH POTATOES"
"And you can't make an arrest with corn kernels!"
—Two anonymous commenters on "Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego? 3.0 - Case 9: Pachacuti" To solve a puzzle, the player needs to update an Inca counting frame, placing corn kernels on numbered spots to indicate the amount of produce left in a storehouse. However, the player in this case wasn't paying attention and kept trying to place the sack of potatoes they'd just withdrawn from the storehouse on the counting frame instead. Later, the player made a similar mistake and tried to use the corn kernels on the thief's hiding spot instead of the time cuffs.
" To solve a puzzle, the player needs to update an Inca counting frame, placing corn kernels on numbered spots to indicate the amount of produce left in a storehouse. However, the player in this case wasn't paying attention and kept trying to place the sack of potatoes they'd just withdrawn from the storehouse on the counting frame instead. Later, the player made a similar mistake and tried to use the corn kernels on the thief's hiding spot instead of the time cuffs."That's right, Mr. President is a lesbian representation."
—Bumbles McFumbles, Fallout: New Vegas While playing through Fallout: New Vegas, Bumbles decides to name his Player Character Mr. President, and then makes her a woman. When prompted to pick a perk for the first time, he gets Cherchez La Femme, which he describes as "the perk that lets you kiss women" right before saying this quote.
While playing through Fallout: New Vegas, Bumbles decides to name his Player Character Mr. President, and then makes her a woman. When prompted to pick a perk for the first time, he gets Cherchez La Femme, which he describes as "the perk that lets you kiss women" right before saying this quote.Michael Cole: I hear voices in my head, they tell me what to do! I can't help but listen to them! They're just trying to get through! I'm like a snake in the grass, ready to strike at any moment! I'm not afraid to take a life, I'm just like my father.
Adam Pacitti: Jesus Christ, Michael!
Tom Campbell: I'M JUST LIKE MY FATHER? CHRIST!
—Cultaholic Michael Cole's line is AI generated, which drew from the recently appearing Randy Orton's Image Song that has similar lyrics about Hearing Voices. This culuminates into a creepy and out of nowhere line that makes Tom laugh his ass off.
"Anybody find it, like, even just a little odd, that we walked into a volcano, and there's a lesbian dinosaur and a gay robot fighting to kill us?"
— Smith, Alpharad Smith, Alpharad, and two others are playing a multiplayer of Undertale and one of the segements involves entering a Lethal Lava Land called the Hotland, which involves both the Arc Villain Mettaton (a charismatic robot that takes on a hot, flamboyant form) and his creator Alphys, a lizard-like monster who has a canonical same-sex relationship with Undyne. Their (initial) attempts to kill the player characters being to make Alphys look more heroic before Mettaton goes his own way about killing the player characters.
"We want to solve the traffic in London, Harry; not end humanity."
—Bowl, French Baguette Intelligence: "Overpopulation: We should die." Cleo was posting about how stressed she is about being stuck in a traffic jam in London, England. Bowl deraled this into a conversation about how to solve the overpopulation crisis. Harry chimed in about the possibility of banning sex; this was Bowl's reply.
" Cleo was posting about how stressed she is about being stuck in a traffic jam in London, England. Bowl deraled this into a conversation about how to solve the overpopulation crisis. Harry chimed in about the possibility of banning sex; this was Bowl's reply."We basically have Hannibal Lecter and a kitsune mystic fox demon and they've teamed up to solve mysteries."
—ManlyBadassHero on Physical Exorcism: Case 01. The protagonists, Brucie and Jade, are a duo of Occult Detective exorcists who also happen to be a cannibal and a manipulative, kitsune-like sadist with telekineses, respectively.
"Out of all the things I expected, Harvard building an Evangelion was not one of them."
— Max0r on Genshin Impact He's referring to a boss you fight in the Sumeru questline, in which it's a giant purple robot piloted by a young boy and built in cooperation with a highly esteemed educational institute.
"They really just ran in, fucked up your lawn, yelled a bunch of swear words, broke out a convicted felon, then left."
— rnelody, in a donation on one of Philza's Dream SMP streams KSI was visiting the Dream SMP, during which Tommy was trying to get him to swear. At one point, the two of them were forced to put a bunch of blocks down in front of Philza's house in order to escape a polar bear they provoked; later, Dream (who per the server's lore is supposed to be in jail) randomly popped up to see what was going on. Philza was bereft of context for most of this.
"LET THE ELVIS ROOSTER SING YOU BASTARD CHILDREN!"
—Just Stop, EVERY Don Bluth Film Ranked and Reviewed While talking about Rock-A-Doodle, JS mentions how the film underwent numerous test screenings that facilitated rewrites at the behest of Executive Meddling, in order to create a financial success following the middle of the road financial results of All Dogs Go to Heaven. That idea totally failing aside, younger audiences (who were the primary demographic, especially after said meddling lightened the tone of the film) were bored by a cut of the movie with longer musical numbers, so they were shortened in the final release. JS (who wishes the numbers were longer) then says this over footage of main character Chanticleer dressed as Elvis Presley.
While talking about Rock-A-Doodle, JS mentions how the film underwent numerous test screenings that facilitated rewrites at the behest of Executive Meddling, in order to create a financial success following the middle of the road financial results of All Dogs Go to Heaven. That idea totally failing aside, younger audiences (who were the primary demographic, especially after said meddling lightened the tone of the film) were bored by a cut of the movie with longer musical numbers, so they were shortened in the final release. JS (who wishes the numbers were longer) then says this over footage of main character Chanticleer dressed as Elvis Presley."Do it, Misa! Tell L you want a Baja Blast, and secure my position as God of the new world!"
—Light Yagami, Solid jj, "Death Note but they order Fast Food" The video is a parody of the Gambit Pileup in Death Note. Misa wants to order fast food, but Light and L both read hidden messages into what she's ordering; Light concludes that ordering a Baja Blast from Taco Bell is code for "kill L" (since the Spanish word for "casualty" is "baja"), when in truth she's actually trying to order food and Light is just using Insane Troll Logic thinking Misa is smarter than she actually is.
The video is a parody of the Gambit Pileup in Death Note. Misa wants to order fast food, but Light and L both read hidden messages into what she's ordering; Light concludes that ordering a Baja Blast from Taco Bell is code for "kill L" (since the Spanish word for "casualty" is "baja"), when in truth she's actually trying to order food and Light is just using Insane Troll Logic thinking Misa is smarter than she actually is."He has recontexualized space lasers as a matter of faith."
—Jacob Geller, "The Conceptual Failure of Orbital Lasers" The latter half of the video discusses Ronald Reagan's proposed Strategic Defense Initiative to use satellites to intercept missile attacks using lasers, and how it would be completely impractical from a technological and strategic standpoint. Geller then describes how Reagan thus appealed to the American people's faith and patriotism instead to garner support for it, such as through referring to the Soviet Union as an "evil empire" in the biblical sense (as in, the army of the Antichrist during armageddon), with the United States thus being the righteous side of a divine conflict.
The latter half of the video discusses Ronald Reagan's proposed Strategic Defense Initiative to use satellites to intercept missile attacks using lasers, and how it would be completely impractical from a technological and strategic standpoint. Geller then describes how Reagan thus appealed to the American people's faith and patriotism instead to garner support for it, such as through referring to the Soviet Union as an "evil empire" in the biblical sense (as in, the army of the Antichrist during armageddon), with the United States thus being the righteous side of a divine conflict."Burn in hell, fat anime Jesus!"
—Count Dankula, "Absolute Mad Lads - Shoko Asahara" Shoko Asahara, founder of the Japanese Apocalypse Cult Aum Shinrikyo, is the "fat anime Jesus" in question, so called because he claimed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and appeared in an anime the cult made to spread his propaganda. His cult would go on to carry out two infamous Deadly Gas attacks and several other murders, for which he was caught and eventually executed.
" Shoko Asahara, founder of the Japanese Apocalypse Cult Aum Shinrikyo, is the "fat anime Jesus" in question, so called because he claimed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and appeared in an anime the cult made to spread his propaganda. His cult would go on to carry out two infamous Deadly Gas attacks and several other murders, for which he was caught and eventually executed.You know what... sometimes a family is shadow, his gamer incel boyfriend, his depressed twink boyfriend, his weed girlfriend, and his husband that left him at the altar
I was waiting for someone to say, "And then alpha gamer Memphis Tennessee was defeated by the gay agenda." but it never came.
"Memphis Tennessee." A bisexual, kinning, incel gamer with the power of purple, who was trapped in a knockoff amiibo. Dreams of becoming a master Fortnite player and independent game designer to take over the world.
—Comments on "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) | Real-Time Fandub Games"
"You woke up a terrifying thing because you harvested it with the coffee machine!"
—ChavezzSlovakia, this video One of the experiments for SCP-294 (a coffee machine that can produce any liquid) involved harvesting fluid from SCP-075 (a snail-like creature that, when active, becomes aggressive and produces a highly corrosive basic solution). The experiment was successful, but woke SCP-075 and resulted in a containment breach.
One of the experiments for SCP-294 (a coffee machine that can produce any liquid) involved harvesting fluid from SCP-075 (a snail-like creature that, when active, becomes aggressive and produces a highly corrosive basic solution). The experiment was successful, but woke SCP-075 and resulted in a containment breach."Moses, I bestow upon you my Beyblade. Spin it unto the ground & and declare 'In the name of the Lord, let it rip'"
—Amigo J, YouTube comment section A fake Bible verse in response to Metal Fight Beyblade revealing that in the Beyblade universe, Moses used a Beyblade to part the Red Sea.
A fake Bible verse in response to Metal Fight Beyblade revealing that in the Beyblade universe, Moses used a Beyblade to part the Red Sea.We then got on the private jet (all of us) and watched Morbius on Joe's Morbillon inch plasma screen ultra wide HDD TV. The pilots couldn't handle the excitement and crash landed in the Saharan Desert. We have no water, but we have Morbius. Because of Morbius I will survive
—GKdude7002, YouTube comment section An ironic praising of Morbius (2022) as the single greatest of all of humanity's creations that ever has and ever will exist, to the point where Joe Biden has the movie on his TV and watches it with citizens.
An ironic praising of Morbius (2022) as the single greatest of all of humanity's creations that ever has and ever will exist, to the point where Joe Biden has the movie on his TV and watches it with citizens.Or is this lady not questioning why the mustard she just put in her cart is defying gravity?
—Jeremy, Everything Wrong With Sausage Party in 27 Minutes or Less He's raising Fridge Logic about how Honey Mustard climbing up the cart can translate into a logical movement of food products from Camille's perspective, as humans cannot perceive food as anthropomorphic unless they're high on bath salts.
He's raising Fridge Logic about how Honey Mustard climbing up the cart can translate into a logical movement of food products from Camille's perspective, as humans cannot perceive food as anthropomorphic unless they're high on bath salts.Steven Vs Jasper was the worst game of "I've got your nose" I've ever seen.
—joelifigueredo957, YouTube comment section Jasper's Gem is where her nose would be on her face. In the Steven Universe: Future episode "Fragments", Steven ends up accidentally shattering her, and takes her gem into his house to revive her.
Jasper's Gem is where her nose would be on her face. In the Steven Universe: Future episode "Fragments", Steven ends up accidentally shattering her, and takes her gem into his house to revive her."A little intimidation never hurt a 10th grade teacher going through puberty."
— DougDoug The teacher in question is an AI programmed by him to be a tenth grade teacher who quizzes him who is also going through puberty. He was asked a question on The Stanley Parable, of which his brother is the creator of. Upon hearing a question about the Stanley Parable trivia that he clearly knows is a fabrication, he calls up his brother so that he could call bullshit on the AI. When the AI tried to convince them that his made up trivia is correct, the brother intimidates him.
"Do 6th graders catch polio easily?"
—Kermes77, DougDoug, I let Twitch Chat make their own D&D campaign The Twitch Chatter asking this is playing a character who can cast a spell to give the target polio. Throughout the campaign, the main recurring enemy the party encounters are goblins, all of whom are schoolchildren and most in 6th grade. Having just stopped at a schoolhouse for their next encounter, Kermes77 asks this to gain advantage on his spell, which Doug promptly rejects.
The Twitch Chatter asking this is playing a character who can cast a spell to give the target polio. Throughout the campaign, the main recurring enemy the party encounters are goblins, all of whom are schoolchildren and most in 6th grade. Having just stopped at a schoolhouse for their next encounter, Kermes77 asks this to gain advantage on his spell, which Doug promptly rejects.Come on ladies, let's go harass the clown.
—Jax, The Amazing Digital Circus He's talking to Ragatha and new arrival Pomni to take the latter to meet Kaufmo, the performer who wasn't present when she arrived. Unbeknownst to them, Kaufmo had Abstracted.
Of course this universe would have a killer Garfield.
—Agent Carson, SCP Animated - Tales from the Foundation, The ORIGIN of GOREFIELD... He's saying this in response to finding out they're dealing with SCP-3166, a Garfield-esque Animalistic Abomination that goes after those who criticize the Garfield franchise. He's saying "this universe" because in the previous episode, he and a few other Foundation personnel escaped disaster into another reality.
He's saying this in response to finding out they're dealing with SCP-3166, a Garfield-esque Animalistic Abomination that goes after those who criticize the Garfield franchise. He's saying "this universe" because in the previous episode, he and a few other Foundation personnel escaped disaster into another reality.A second frog has been ripped in half and applied to my skin for health.
—Yumi, SMII7Y Made Modded Left 4 Dead EVEN WORSE While the group was playing modded Left 4 Dead 2, the health kits have been changed into frogs.
While the group was playing modded Left 4 Dead 2, the health kits have been changed into frogs.Yeah, little caterpillar Hitler got rid of the tentacle porn.
—Soup, We Made Mario into An 18+ Game While playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder, Blarg compares the leaf on Prince Florian's head to Adolf Hitler's haircut. Soup says this during the cutscene showing the castle returning to normal, where many tentacle-like vines were wrapped around it before.
While playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder, Blarg compares the leaf on Prince Florian's head to Adolf Hitler's haircut. Soup says this during the cutscene showing the castle returning to normal, where many tentacle-like vines were wrapped around it before.Director Cogger: So a baby gets ripped from an orphanage, shot out of a bomb, and then their blazed. Is that correct?
Poppt1: Yes, and look at the benefits.
Poppt1: Yes, and look at the benefits.
—Underdogs, Shark Tank but the ideas keep getting worse In a video parodying Shark Tank, Poppt1 proposes the "Zen Bomb", a bomb that includes, among other things, orphans and weed. This conversation started with Cogger trying to summarize Poppt1's presentation
In a video parodying Shark Tank, Poppt1 proposes the "Zen Bomb", a bomb that includes, among other things, orphans and weed. This conversation started with Cogger trying to summarize Poppt1's presentationIn our case we have a objective: Fly a plane into Maero's ass.
—Flippy, Saints Row 2 - The Siege In the Saints Row 2 mission, "The Siege", the player is supposed to fight Maero as usual once they get to the rooftop. Flippy discovers that the player can just leave the rooftop and leave Maero there, albeit being hunted down constantly by Brotherhood gang members. Flippy then comes up with a Self-Imposed Challenge of going all the way to the airport, stealing a airplane, and flying it directly onto Maero in hopes of killing him and completing the mission in a unintended way.
In the Saints Row 2 mission, "The Siege", the player is supposed to fight Maero as usual once they get to the rooftop. Flippy discovers that the player can just leave the rooftop and leave Maero there, albeit being hunted down constantly by Brotherhood gang members. Flippy then comes up with a Self-Imposed Challenge of going all the way to the airport, stealing a airplane, and flying it directly onto Maero in hopes of killing him and completing the mission in a unintended way.How kind of President Biden to make an appearance during an intimate moment between siblings. He sure knows how to support our American families.
—octopusoup The video is compiling the Incest Subtext in The Coffin of Andy and Leyley when a news notification about Joe Biden unexpectedly pops up on the uploader's screen that was left in the recording.
The video is compiling the Incest Subtext in The Coffin of Andy and Leyley when a news notification about Joe Biden unexpectedly pops up on the uploader's screen that was left in the recording.Ewwwww, Squidward just ejaculated on me!
—Sonic the Hedgehog in Dorkly's Power-up Mix Up 7 Sonic had just been hit by a Blooper's blinding ink while kart racing against a Koopa Troopa
Sonic had just been hit by a Blooper's blinding ink while kart racing against a Koopa TroopaThe only thing we saw for sure happen was a real estate deal and incest.
— MandaloreGaming, Ring: A Mind Melting Adventure Game Mandy says this after playing through Sigmund's section in a 1998 Adventure Game adaptation of The Ring of the Nibelung, which is also followed by the section's epilogue piece supporting incest, causing Mandy to go into a rant, which includes this quote.
Mandy says this after playing through Sigmund's section in a 1998 Adventure Game adaptation of The Ring of the Nibelung, which is also followed by the section's epilogue piece supporting incest, causing Mandy to go into a rant, which includes this quote."One of the lesser-known consequences of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was Balan Wonderworld."
— Bumbles McFumbles, Balan Wonderworld - A Fourth Look: Throw The Book At Them According to the novelization, the titular woderworld has been around for 3000 years and is the collective result of despair and chaos, which prompts Bumbles to say the above quote.
According to the novelization, the titular woderworld has been around for 3000 years and is the collective result of despair and chaos, which prompts Bumbles to say the above quote.