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"Gangnam Style" by PSY
- Actual lyrics: "Naneun sanai"
- Mondegreen: "Minus underwear
- Actual Lyrics: "Gangnam style"
- Mondegreen: "Gangbang style"
"Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast
- Actual lyrics: "My, what a guy, that Gaston!"
- Mondegreen: "I want a guy like Gaston!"
"Get Lucky" by Daft Punk & Pharrell Williams
- Actual lyrics: "We're up all night to get lucky"
- Mondegreen: "We rob a Mexican monkey"
- Actual lyrics: “We’re up all night to get some”
- Mondegreen: “we’re up all night to get stoned”
“Get Up (Before the Night is Over)” by Technotronic:
- Actual lyrics: “Just by checkin' this record you bought”
- Mondegreen: “ Just by checkin' the record report”
"Ghetsis' Battle Theme" from Pokémon Black and White:
- Actual lyrics: "Ghetsis! Ghetsis!"
- Mondegreen: "Dennis! Dennis!"
"Give Us Your Blessing" by The Shangri Las
- Actual lyrics: "Give us your blessing"
- Mondegreen: "Give us your glasses"
"Give Your Heart a Break" by Demi Lovato
- Actual lyrics: "When your lips are on my lips"
- Mondegreen: "When your lips are on my ass"
"Glimpse of Love" by Franz Ferdinand:
- Actual lyrics: "A glimpse of perfect abs"
- Mondegreen: "A glimpse of perfect ass"
"The Globe" by Big Audio Dynamite
- Actual lyrics: "Switch on the strobe"
- Mondegreen: "Switch on the stove"
Go Jetters
- Actual line: "To the Vroomster!"
- Mondegreen: "To the Broomster!"
"Gone Gone Gone" by Philip Philips
- Actual lyrics: "You're my crutch when my legs stop moving"
- Mondegreen: "You're my crotch when my legs stop moving"
"Good in Red" by The Midnight
- Actual lyrics: "Don't you look good in red?"
- Mondegreen: "Don't you look good in bed?"
- Actual lyrics: "Take your throne, paint the walls"
- Mondegreen: "Grab that bone, paint the walls"
"The Grouch" by Green Day
- Actual lyrics: "The world owes me, so fuck you"
- Mondegreen: "The world's ugly, so fuck you"
"Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine
- Actual lyrics: "I lick shots at the brutal charade"
- Modegreen: "I lick shots at the pool charade"
- Actual lyrics: "As the polls close like a casket"
- Mondegreen: "Astapor's closed like a casket"
- Actual lyrics: "Or the fistagons"
- Mondegreen: "Or to face the gods"
- Actual lyrics: "Contact I highjacked the frequencies"
- Mondegreen: "Contact I highjacked the three great seas"
- Actual lyrics: "Mumia gwan be free"
- Mondegreen: "Would be a crime, be free"
- Actual lyrics: "An army of pigs try to silence my style"
- Mondegreen: "Armed with your picks tryin' to silence my style"

Hamilton
- "My Shot":
  - Actual lyrics: "Geniuses, lower your voices"
  - Mondegreen: "Penises, lower your voices"
- "Wait For It":
  - Actual lyrics: "I am an original"
  - Mondegreen: "I am unoriginal"
- "The Room Where It Happens":
  - Actual lyrics: "Meanwhile, Madison is grappling with the fact that not every issue can be settled by committee"
  - Mondegreen: "Meanwhile, Madison is grappling with the fat cat, not every issue can be settled like a meeting"
  - Actual lyrics: "My God! In God we trust, but we never really know what got discussed"
  - Mondegreen: "My God! In God we trust, but we never really know what God discussed"
  - Actual lyrics: "When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game"
  - Mondegreen: "When you've got skill in the game, you stay in the game"
"Happy" by Sister Hazel:
- Actual lyrics: "And you said don't you want to be like that man!?"
- Mondegreen: "And you say that you want to be like Batman!?"
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?" by Creedence Clearwater Revival:
- Actual lyrics: "Have you ever seen the rain / Comin' down on a sunny day?"
- Mondegreen: "Have you ever seen the rain / Comin' down on a Saturday?"
Heathers:
- Actual lyrics: "I don't have to stay and die like cattle"
- Mondegreen: "I don't have to stay and I like cattle"
- Actual lyrics: "Spend those thirty hours getting freaky"
- Mondegreen: "Spend those thirty hours getting free cake"
"Heaven" by Bryan Adams
- Actual lyrics: "I find it ain't hard to believe we're in heaven."
- Mondegreen: "I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven."
"Heffalumps and Woozles" from Film Reroll: Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day
- Actual lyrics: "Beware! Beware! Be a very wary bear!"
- Mondegreen: "Beware! Beware! Beware, beware, beware!"
- Another mondegreen: "Beware! Beware! Be very, very ware!"
"Here Comes a Thought" from Steven Universe:
- Actual lyrics: "But it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not."
- Mondegreen: "Butter snot, butter snot, butter snot, butter snot, butter snot."
"The Hero's Return" by Pink Floyd
- Actual lyrics: "The gunner's dying words on the intercom"
- Mondegreen: "The gunner's dying words are political"
"Higher" by Creed
- Actual lyrics: "To a place with golden streets"
- Mondegreen: "To a place with golden sheets"
- Another mondegreen: "To a place with golden dreams"
- Yet another mondegreen: "To a place with golden streams"
- And one more mondegreen borne from a Nickelback meme: "To a place with golden feet"
"Higher Love" by Steve Winwood
- Actual lyrics: "Things look so bad everywhere"
- Mondegreen: "Things look so fine everywhere"
- Another mondegreen: "Things look so high everywhere"
"Ho Hey" by The Lumineers
- Actual lyrics: "Took a bus to Chinatown"
- Mondegreen: "Look, I busted Chinatown"
"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani
- Actual lyrics: "'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl"
- Mondegreen: "'Cause I ain't no Harlem black girl"
"Home For A Rest" by Spirit of the West
- Actual lyrics: "In the buffet car we lurched back and forth"
- Mondegreen: "In the fucking car we lurched back and forth"
"Horsey" by Macross 8299
- Actual lyrics: "Kami o kaze ni nabika sete^note
- Mondegreen: "Cut me off, 'cause you only love me 'cause I'm dead"
Hotel Mario
- Actual line: "Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"
- Mondegreen: "Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?"
"Hot 'n' Cold" by Katy Perry
- Actual lyrics: "You're wrong when it's right"
- Mondegreen: "Your Romulan's right"
- Actual lyrics: "You don't really want to stay, no. But you don't really want to go"
- Mondegreen: "Do you really wanna stay at home? Do you really wanna go to school?"
"Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley:
- Actual lyrics: "You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine"
- Mondegreen; "You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine"
"Human After All" by Daft Punk
- Actual lyrics: "Much in common"
- Mondegreen: "Fucking tell 'em"
"Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran:
- Actual lyrics: "Straddle the line in discord and rhyme"
- Mondegreen: "Straddle the line, it's disco and rhyme"
- Another Mondegreen: "Straddle the line, it’s discordant rhyme"
- Actual lyrics: "Mouth is alive, all running inside"
- Mondegreen: "Mouth is alive, a grunt and a sigh"
- Actual lyrics: "I smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd"
- Mondegreen: "I smell like a sow, I'm lost in a crowd"
"Hypersonic Missiles" by Sam Fender:
- Actual lyrics: "Dutch kids huff balloons in the parking lot"
- Mondegreen: "Dutch kids, half balloons, in the parking lot"
- Actual lyrics: "Feed the corporate machine"
- Mondegreen: "Feed the cobra in machine"
- Actual lyrics: "Kids in Gaza are bombed"
- Mondegreen: "Kids in cars who are bombed"
- Actual lyrics: "Oh, silver-tongue suits and cartoons"
- Mondegreen: "Oh, silver-toned suits and cartoons"
- Actual lyrics: "Singin' it's a high time for hypersonic missiles"
- Mondegreen: "Sayin' it's a hang time for hypersonic missiles"
- Actual lyrics: "And when the bombs drop, darling, can you say that you've lived your life?"
- Mondegreen: "And when the bombs drop down, then can you say that you've lived your life?"
- Actual lyrics: "The cities lie like tumours"
- Mondegreen: "That shit is wild, like tumours"
"Hysteria" by Def Leppard
- Actual lyrics: "Out of touch, out of reach yeah!"
- Momdegreen: "I’d touch anorexia"

"I-70" by The Diabolics
- Actual lyrics: "Sitting here stuck in traffic"
- Mondegreen: "Sitting here sucking traffic"
"I Am the Walrus" The Beatles
- Actual lyrics: "If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain"
- Mondegreen: "If the sun don't come you get a tampon standing in the English rain"
"I Just Want to Have Something to Do" by The Ramones
- Actual lyrics: "Eating chicken vindaloo"
- Mondegreen: "Eating chicken in the loo"
"I Love You But I Love Me More" by MARINA:
- Actual lyrics: "You'll say you'll ch-change"
- Mondegreen: "You'll say you're cha-ching"
"Instruments of Cyanide" by DAGames
- Actual lyrics: "River of conscience"
- Mondegreen: "Steric hindrance"
"I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" by The Ramones
- Actual lyrics: "Do you love me, babe?"
- Mondegreen: "Do you love me, Beth?"
- Another Mondegreen: "Do you love me back?"
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! at the Disco
- Actual Lyrics: "With a sense of poise and rationality"
- Mondegreen: "With a sense of poisoned rationality."
"I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" from Hazbin Hotel:
- Actual lyrics: "Waiting to find a little bluebird in vain"
- Mondegreen: "Waiting to find a little bluebird in Hell"
"I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross:
- Actual lyrics: "I'm coming out"
- Mondegreen: "I'm coming up"
"I'm Destroying the World" by Guttermouth
- Actual lyrics: "Hey, Mark, it's fourth and goal"
- Mondegreen: "Hey, Mark, it's Portugal"
"The Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
- Actual lyrics: "Our only goal will be the western shore"
- Mondegreen: "I want to go where there's a Western show"
"In the Lobby" by The Happy Fits:
- Actual lyrics: "And you yearn to learn what you gotta earn"
- Mondegreen: "And begin to learn what you gotta earn"
- Actual lyrics: "I don't hate the hordes below, I’d just rather drink Merlot"
- Mondegreen: "I don't hate the whole team, though, I'd just rather drink alone"
- Actual lyrics: "I'll forget what's wrong and real"
- Mondegreen: "Oh, the girl, what's wrong and real?"
- Another mondegreen: "Or forget what's wrong and real"
- Actual lyrics: "Is it just the same 'cause your big ol' brain made a couple of bucks?"
- Mondegreen: "Is it just the same 'cause your big ol' brain made a couple of bugs?"
- Actual lyrics: "So you open the door till you fuel the floor with your subtle green luck"
- Mondegreen: "So you open the door till you fuel the floor with the sight of your love"
The Incredible Hulk (2008):
- Actual line: "Cover me!"
- Mondegreen: "Cuddle me!"
"Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys
- Actual lyrics: "Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic"
- Mondegreen: "Intergalactic, another dimension, another dimension intergalactic"
- Another mondegreen: "Intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children, intergalactic"
- Actual lyrics: "Another dimension"
- Mondegreen: "I'm not into milkshake"
- Actual lyrics: "Like a pinch to the neck from Mr. Spock"
- Mondegreen: "Like a pencil neck on Mr. Spock"
"Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots
- Actual lyrics: "Feeling like a hand in rusted shame"
- Mondegreen: "Feeling like a ham and mustard shake"
"It's Like That" by Mariah Carey
- Actual lyrics: "DJ keeps on spinning the cut"
- Mondegreen: "DJ keeps on spinning the cunt"
"It's Tricky" by Run–D.M.C.
- Actual lyrics: "It's tricky to rock a rhyme"
- Mondegreen: "It's tricky to rock around"

Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds:
- Actual lyrics: "...and Ogilvy came..."
- Mondegreen: "...an ogre became..."
- Another: "...and Homer became..."
- Actual lyrics: "A cylinder, 30 yards across"
- Mondegreen: "A synonym, 30 yards across"
"Jeremy" by Pearl Jam
- Actual lyric: "Jeremy spoke in class today"
- Mondegreen: "Jeremy’s smokin’ his weed "
Jingle Bells:
- Actual lyrics; "a day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side"
- Mondegreen: "a day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Danny Mcbride Was seated by my side"
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean:
- Actual line: "しくしく (shikushiku)"
- Mondegreen: "Skrt skrt"
"Jump Around" by House of Pain:
- Actual lyrics: "I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms"
- Mondegreen: "I got more rhymes than a father's got sons"
"Just Like Fire" by P!nk
- Actual lyrics: "If I could light the world up for just one day"
- Mondegreen: "Fucking light the world up for just one day"

The Kids Guide to the Internet:
- Actual dialogue: "Set free"
- Mondegreen: "Sex, free!"
The Attract for Killer Instinct:
- Actual line: "Available for your home in 1995! Only on Nintento Ultra 64!"
- Mondegreen: "Available for your home in 1995! Own a Nintendo Ultra 64!"
"Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine:
- Actual lyrics: "Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites!"
- Mondegreen: "Why Won't You Die? Unjustified! We're in your bed, make a choice of wife!"
"King of Wishful Thinking" by Go West
- Actual lyric: "I'll pretend my ship's not sinking"
- Mondegreen: "I'll pretend my shit's not stinking"
- Actual lyric: "I deny the tears in my eyes, I don't wanna let you see"
- Mondegreen: "I deny the jizz in my eyes, I don't wanna let you see"
King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder!:
- Actual line: "We're the ants, here from King Anthony, we're coming to help King Graham!"
- Mondegreen: "We're the ants, we're fucking Anthony, we're coming to Hell, King Graham!"
King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride:
- Actual line: "Ohhhh, BUK!" ^note
- Mondegreen: Ohhhh, FUCK!
"Kiss" by Prince
- Actual lyrics: "You don't have to be cool to rule my world"
- Mondegreen: "You don't have to be cruel to rule my world"
"Kiss Me'' by Sixpence None the Richer
- Actual lyrics: "Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight"
- Mondegreen: "Kiss me, beneath the milky toilet"
"Knights of Cydonia" by Muse
- Actual lyrics: "The time has come to make things right"
- Mondegreen: "Turtles come to me, Phoenix Wright"
"Kyrie" by Mr. Mister:
- Actual lyrics: "Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel"
- Mondegreen: "Carry a laser down the road that I must travel"
- Actual lyrics: "Would I have followed down my chosen road / or only wished what I could be?"
- Mondegreen: "But now I follow down my chosen road / I only wish what I could be"

"Laser Beam" from Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth:
- Actual lyrics: "Life is short, I'm living it to the full"
- Mondegreen: "Life is short, huh! Living is beautiful!"
- Actual lyrics: "In the loophole, voice telling me to run"
- Mondegreen: "Italy's pool boys telling me to run"
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach
- Actual Lyrics: “If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might”
- Mondegreen: “If I took my life tonight? Chances are dynamite”
"Learn to Fly" by Foo Fighters:
- Actual lyrics/Mondegreen: "Looking cause I'm tired of lying"
- Actual lyrics/Mondegreen: "Looking cause I'm tired of trying"^note
- Another mondegreen: "Looking for a time trial"
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
- Actual line: "I can do it!"
- Mondegreen: "Why'd you do it?!"
The LEGO Movie:
- Actual line: "I be leavin' this lost cause!"
- Mondegreen: "I believe in this lost cause!"
"Leper Messiah" by Metallica:
- Actual lyrics: "Marvel at his tricks / Need your Sunday fix"
- Mondegreen: "No more Acme switch / Eat your sundae, bitch"
"Let It Go" from Frozen:
- Actual lyrics: "I'm never going back. The past is in the past!"
- Mondegreen: "I'm never going back. The pasta's in the past!"
"Let it Whip" by Dazz Band:
- Actual lyrics: "Whip it baby / Whip it right / Whip it baby / Whip it all night"
- Mondegreen: "Work it baby / Work it right / Work it baby / Work it all night"
"Let Me Blow Ya Mind" by Eve:
- Actual lyrics: "You aint a ganster, prankster, too much to eat"
- Mondegreen: "You aint a ganster, prankster, too much E-V"
- Another mondegreen: "You aint a ganster, prankster, too much TV"
"Let's Go Away" from Daytona USA:
- Actual lyrics: "Daytona! Let's go away!"
- Mondegreen: "Gay boner! Let's go away!"
"Life In the Fastlane" by The Eagles
- Actual lyrics: "Life in the Fastlane"
- Mondegreen: "Flies in the Vaseline"
"Lifelight" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
- Actual lyrics: "Colours weave..."
- Mondegreen: "Come as we..."
"Life's a Happy Song" from The Muppets (2011):
- Actual lyrics: "...I can't be when you're right here next to me."
- Mondegreen: "I can't pee when you're right here next to me."
"Life is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane & Red Rider
- Actual lyrics: "I'll be there when the light comes in"
- Mondegreen: "I'll be damned when the light comes in"
"Light the Fire Up in the Night" from Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth
- Actual lyrics: "You never turn away from me, in this vast, gloomy night sky!"
- Mondegreen: "You never turn away from me, in this pastrami night sky!"
"Liftoff" by Labyrinth
- Actual Lyrics: "Lift off; ten, nine, eight, seven, six, gone"
- Mondegreen: "Oh, tonight at seven six one"
"Lightning Crashes" by Live
- Actual lyrics: "Forces pullin' from the center of the Earth again"
- Mondegreen: "Forces brewing from the center of the Earth, I guess"
"Like A Cloak" by Edward Hyde
- Actual lyrics: "Nobody knows what they should believe"
- Mondegreen: "Nobody knows what the shit to believe"
"Like a Prayer" by Madonna:
- Actual lyrics: "Just like a muse to me"
- Mondegreen: "Just like I used to be"
Link: The Faces of Evil
- Actual line: "Come back when you’re a little, mmmm, richer!"
- Mondegreen: "Come back when you’re a little, mmmm, mature!"
"Living in the Light" from The Binding of Isaac:
- Actual lyrics: "And God is faithful, he will not let you be tempted you beyond what you can bear"
- Mondegreen: "And God is faithful, he will not let you be tempted beyond wicked despair"
"Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi
- Actual lyrics: "Oh, we're halfway there"
- Mondegreen: "Home, we're halfway there"
"Locked out of Heaven" by Bruno Mars
- Actual lyrics: "'Cause your sex takes me to paradise"
- Mondegreen: "'Cause your sex takes me to back romance"
The hymn "Lord of the Dance":
- Actual lyrics: '"I am the Lord of the Dance" said he'
- Mondegreen: 'I am the Lord of the damn settee'
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
- Actual dialogue: "I choose a mortal life."
- Mondegreen: "I choose immortal life."
"Los Angeles" by The Midnight
- Actual lyrics: "Flickers of the canyon fire"
- Mondegreen: "Flickers of the cannon fire"
"Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.
- Actual lyrics: "Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool"
- Mondegreen: "Like I'm hurt, lost, blind, and poor"
"Lotus Eater" by Foster the People:
- Actual lyrics: "You keep hanging on with a vacant look"
- Mondegreen: "You keep hanging on with a bacon look"
"Love in an Elevator" by Aerosmith:
- Actual lyrics: "Jackie's in the elevator"
- Mondegreen: "Shaggin' in the elevator"
"Love Shack" by The B-52s
- Actual lyrics: "So come on, and bring your jukebox money!"
- Mondegreen: "So come on, and bring your juice box money!"
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division
- Actual lyrics: "All my failings exposed"
- Mondegreen: "All my Falinks exposed"
"Lucille" by Kenny Rogers
- Actual lyrics: "Four hungry children and a crop in the field"
- Mondegreen: "Four hundred children and a crop in the field"

Madagascar
- Actual line: "I just want to dunk him in my coffee."
- Mondegreen: "I just want to dunk him in my paw."
"The Main Character" by Will Wood
- Actual lyrics: "The underdog you cheer for!"
- Mondegreen: "The young adult you cheer for!"
- Actual lyrics: "And I outsmart them with a ray gun and a tweet!"
- Mondegreen: "And I outsmart them with a ray gun and a squeal!"
- Actual lyrics: "And embolden my demand to live by alternative facts!"
- Mondegreen: "And embolden my demand to live by automotive facts!"
"Maneater" by Daryl Hall & John Oates
- Actual lyrics: "Watch out for her, she'll chew you up"
- Mondegreen: "Watch out for her, she'll cheer you up"
- Another mondegreen: "Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up"
Man of Steel
- Actual dialogue: "I was born to be a warrior!"
- Mondegreen: "I was born to be a lawyer!"
"Man on the Moon" - R.E.M.
- Actual lyrics: "Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp"
- Mondegreen: "Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass"
"The Mariner's Revenge" by The Decemberists:
- Actual lyrics: "It took me fifteen years to swallow all my tears"
- Mondegreen: "It took me fifty years to swallow all my tears"
Mario Kart 8
- Actual line: "Here we go!"
- Mondegreen: "Oh my God!"
"Marrakesh Express" by Crosby, Stills & Nash
- Actual lyrics: "Charming cobras in the square"
- Mondegreen: "Johnnie Cochran's in the square"
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica:
- Actual lyrics: "Taste me, you will see/More is all you need"
- Mondegreen: "Taste and you will see/War is all you need"
Megamind:
- Actual line: "Crab nuggets!"
- Mondegreen: "Crap nuggets!"
- Actual line: "Crab nuggets?"
- Mondegreen: "Crap nuggets?"
"The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World
- Actual lyrics: "Just be yourself"
- Mondegreen: "Just pee yourself"
"Millionaire" by Queens of the Stone Age
- Actual lyrics: "Dead bull with the life from the low/I'll be massive conquistador"
- Mondegreen: "Dead blow, alive from the law/Make me massive, I'll kiss the dawn"
- Actual lyrics: "Space trucking"
- Mondegreen: "Space fucking"
"Mimi's Delivery Service" by Good Kid
- Actual lyrics: "Every moon that I see you on the rise..."
- Mondegreen: "Every moment I see you on the rise..."
- Actual lyrics: "Oh, Mimi, can you tell me there's an issue?"
- Mondegreen: "Oh, Mimi, can you tell me, does he miss you?"
- Actual lyrics: "I've seen it clouded all around you"
- Mondegreen: "I've seen it clowning all around you"
"Mine, Mine, Mine" from Pocahontas
- Actual lyrics: "It's mine, boys/Mine me that gold!"
- Mondegreen: "It's mine, boys/Mine, you assholes!"
"Miracle" by Caravan Palace
- Actual lyrics: "Can you feel the pain, see the mess and trouble in your brain?"
- Mondegreen: "Can you feel the pain, see the message underneath your brain?"
- Actual lyrics: "No more nap, your turn is coming up!"
- Mondegreen: "No more nephews turning coming up!"
- Actual lyrics: "Would you text me from your rest bed?"
- Mondegreen: "Would you text me from your restband?"
- Actual lyrics: "Running from the debt"
- Mondegreen: "Running from the dead"
- Actual lyrics: "New device, better price!"
- Mondegreen: "Nudie lifes, better price!"
- Actual lyrics: "You don't need an upgrade anymore."
- Mondegreen: "You don't need to be afraid anymore."
- Actual lyrics: "Can't you see the link?"
- Mondegreen: "Can't you see the leak?"
"Misery" by Green Day:
- Actual lyrics: "He liquidated his estate"
- Mondegreen: "He liquidated instantly"
"Missing" by Everything but the Girl:
- Actual lyrics: "I've been hanging around your old address"
- Mondegreen: "I've been hanging around your underdress"
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits:
- Actual lyrics: "Money for nothing and your chicks for free"
- Mondegreen: "Money for nothing and your checks for free"
- Actual lyrics: "Maybe get a blister on your little finger"
- Mondegreen: "Maybe get a blister on your middle finger"
Monsters, Inc.:
- Actual line: "It could let in a draft?"
- Mondegreen: "It could let in a giraffe?"
"Moonchild" by Iron Maiden:
- Actual lyrics: "Babylon, the Scarlet Whore"
- Mondegreen: "Babylon, the Skeletor"
"Monkey Wrench" by Foo Fighters:
- Actual lyrics: "Don't want to be your monkey wrench"
- Mondegreen: "I don't want to be your monkeys bitch"
"More than a Feeling" by Boston:
- Actual lyrics: "When I'm tired and thinking cold"
- Mondegreen: "When I'm tired, I think I'm cold"
"Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals
- Actual lyrics: "MORTAL KOMBAAAT!"
- Mondegreen: "¡MONO GRANDE!"^note"BIG MONKEY!"
"Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5
- Actual lyrics: "Kiss me til you're drunk and I'll show you"
- Mondegreen: "Kiss me til you choke and I'll show you"
"Mr Brightside" by The Killers
- Actual lyrics: "Jealousy, turning saints into the sea"
- Mondegreen: "Chelsea, turning snakes into the sea"
- Other Mondegreen: "Josie, turning sinks into the sea"
"Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows:
- Actual lyrics: "I wanna be a lion/Yeah, everybody wanna pass as cats"
- Mondegreen: "I wanna be a liar/Yeah, everybody wanna pass this catch"
- Actual lyrics: "I wanna be Bob Dylan"
- Mondegreen: "I wanna eat my dinner"
"Ms. Jackson" by Outkast, which underwent Memetic Mutation:
- Actual lyrics: "Sorry Ms. Jackson (oooh), I am for real"
- Mondegreen: "Sorry Ms. Jackson (oooh), I am four eels"
"Murders" by Miracle Musical
- Actual lyrics: "He was in the forest, looking to see the trees"
- Mondegreen: "He was in the forest, looking to see the cheese"
"Music" by Madonna
- Actual lyrics: "Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel"
- Mondegreen: "Music makes the bourgeoisie want to rebel"
"My Love is Your Love" by Whitney Houston
- Actual lyrics: "Clap your hands, y'all, it's alright"
- Mondegreen: "Come and get some, it's alright"
The Rare Wubbox from My Singing Monsters has produced several mishearings of its lyrics (which are mainly just error messages), usually alluding to a dark secret hidden in them.
- Actual lyrics: "Path not found."
- Mondegreen: "Let us out!"
- Actual lyrics: "Buffer overflow"
- Mondegreen: "Fearful we won't sing"
"The Mythsters Reloaded" by DaThings
- Actual words: "Then decide if you want a job"
- Mondegreen: "Then decide if you want to jump"

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