Sometimes, you hear a line differently from what was actually said, with hilarious results.
This is a Just for Fun page for your personal mondegreens.
For lines that are widely misheard, see Beam Me Up, Scotty!. For misread titles, see I Read That As. For when tropes or works that are read correctly, but the meaning is misinterpreted, see I Thought It Meant and I Thought That Was. For when titles are written with incorrect spacing, see The Problem with Pen Island.
Please put all the examples in alphabetic order:
