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     Johnny vs. the World (Season 6) 

Celeste Review

  • The beginning of the episode itself, complete with grown-up Selene.
    Johnny: So, what do you think, Selene? Ready to start off 2019?
    *Selene gives an Aside Glance as if to say: "Whatever..."*
    Johnny: Yeah, I know, I hate January too.

Hollow Knight Review

  • While pointing out that this game is a Metroidvania-style adventure, Johnny showcases the same O-face he used back in his Sonic Mania review.
  • "Everything in this world is positively fucked"

Smite: Battleground Of The Gods Review

  • The acronym MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) sounds quite odd for Johnny himself. Thankfully, it's not bad as MMO (pronounces as "Momo") and RPG (pronounces as "R-Pig").
  • Cupid's cutesy design "sticks out like an arrow to the heart".
  • Xing Tian gets bitch-slapped for being bad at dating.
  • Scylla delivers Death Glare that could rival even Midna's. As Johnny says:
    Johnny: I just wish she didn't look like she's gonna eat my soul with that satanic stare...

Resident Evil 2 Remake Review

  • Taking a page from his direct inspiration, this video has a framing device. Said framing device? Johnny finding himself in the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse while folding his laundry, and getting trapped in his basement by his zombified brothers...
  • Upon seeing Zombie Elliot:
    Johnny: What the fuck? *cue Elliot attacking him*
  • He starts getting a little annoyed while recreating the fixed camera angles from the classic games (and the intentional lag between transitions).
    • "The door is jammed. And you don't know why."
  • When Johnny looks outside and sees the city on fire, his face just screams: "Well, I'm fucked..."
  • While fending off Zombie Mark, Johnny comes across a toy gun named Lucille.
    Johnny: Well, Lucille it is! *pumps the gun*
  • After this nightmare, Johnny sees the game, with a note from Capcom saying "Enjoy".
    Johnny: Ooh!
  • Johnny is convinced that this is happening because he referred to Ni Zan as female, apparently.
  • This:
    Johnny: Let's go out with a bang before I have to bang something else - Phrasing...
  • Johnny cuts off his theme song, saying that things are so grim it doesn't deserve to play:
    Johnny: I just shot my brother in the fucking face! What the Hell's the matter with you?!
  • The scariest thing in this game, according to Johnny? Those late 90's gas prices.
    Johnny: What the fuck happened in the last 20 years?
  • Johnny can't help but relate to the fat zombie who wants his candy bar.
  • While pointing out that zombies aren't easy to kill:
    Johnny: These things just won't stay down! Isn't that right, Mark? *Zombie Mark suddenly lunges at Johnny* OH SHI- *couple of grunts, then loud gunshot*
  • Mr. X and his "$9000 trench coat."
    • Speaking of which, one scene has Johnny narrowly avoiding a swipe from X while also giving off this hilariously high-pitched scream.
  • The ending itself. Highlights include:
    • Johnny once again gets interrupted by Mark and Elliot, just as he was about to deliver a message to Ted.
    • Just as his brothers are about to kill him, Johnny suddenly shoots up in bed and realizes he was dreaming, all while Selene gives him the look of "Dude, what the fuck?"
    • Zombie Mark suddenly attacks Johnny while the latter is having his usual morning coffee... complete with a Wilhelm scream.
  • The outtakes. ALL OF THEM.

Kingdom Hearts III Review

  • Johnny is seen lifting his Big Fucking Keyblade.
    Johnny: That shit weighs a ton!
    • The way he starts the review:
    Johnny: Goodness! Is it finally time to look at the... Final Fantasy VII Remake? No, it's Kingdom Hearts III!
  • From the plot synopsis portion:
    • Johnny's gushing about Toy Story content finally making its way to Kingdom Hearts universe. Nothing is compared to BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, indeed.
    • Referring to Xehanort's new Organization XIII as Blackstreet Boys.
    • Johnny is legitimately confused about Replicas - and if they are actually Heartless by definition...
    Roxas: Shut up!
    • Feeling that Sora, Donald and Goofy are actually DVD commentators.
    • Heartless possessing the dinosaur toys, leading to:
    Thorg: Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!
    • Ventus is still resting in the Castle Oblivion where Aqua hid him from Xehanort's wrath. Johnny notes that the muscular atrophy is nonexistent in Kingdom Hearts universe.
    • Johnny describes the Union Keyblade wielders as an "Internet band of shitposters".
    • Xion herself was suddenly brought back to life for no reason whatsoever. Johnny is understandably baffled:
    Johnny: She is just there. What the fuck?
    • To complete the process of creating the Keyblade, Xehanort provokes Sora into attacking him... by killing off Kairi - who is pretty much Demoted to Extra at this point.
    Johnny: Fucking hell, poor Kairi! A means to an end until the last breath. What an utter... utter waste of potential!
    • The most bullshit part of the plot, according to Johnny? The spirit of Master Eraqus returning to have an "old-time buddy chat" with the defeated Xehanort. The bewilderment ensues:
    Johnny: What a croc of shit! This is the same guy who manipulated countless people, did untold harm to countless worlds to spead darkness all across, and he's also kinda the reason Master Eraqus fucking died! And now they're trying to tell me that this dude had good intentions? Fuck off with that shit! Even as someone who checked out a while ago, you can't ask me to swallow that... no, sir!
  • Surprisingly, this game is lacking a lot of Final Fantasy representatives. Including Squall...
    Squall: That's Leon...
    Johnny: Yeah, whatever, Squall!
  • The Gummy Ship boss battle theme includes, of all things, the snippet from The Angry Video Game Nerd theme.
  • Johnny is glad to finally see ACTUAL TOWNSPEOPLE. Hilarity Ensues.
  • The bit where Sora is cooking meal like a chef.
  • At the end of the episode, Johnny manages to scratch the ceiling with his Keyblade.
    Johnny: Oooh... shit!

Spider-Man (PS4) Review

  • Johnny notes how empty his game room feels now that his futon has "transcended to a higher plane of existence". note 
  • Saying that Willem Dafoe is his favorite actor. Concluding with this:
    Johnny: Pity about the whole hang-glider thing...
    Green Goblin: Oh...
    *cue Green Goblin rammed into a wall*
  • Describing the NES game Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six as a Spider-Man in the Sinister Dick-Punch. note 
  • Bruce Campbell himself as a narrator of the tutorial segment in a Spider-Man game based on the first Sam Raimi film.
    Bruce: I'm gonna grab a ham sandwich. Oh, munch-munch...
  • "This looks like a job for... the fantastic bag-man? What is this costume?"
  • The confusion about Electro and Shocker. Johnny fondly remembers the latter due to him "losing his goddamn mind in the animated series over him."
    Spider-Man: GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER! SHOCKEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!
    • Also, confusing Black Cat with Catwoman.
  • Calling Tombstone an "indestructible husky motherfucker".
  • The obnoxious and conceptually ridiculous character called Screwball.
    Johnny: If I'm about to hear the word "photobomb" one more time, I'm gonna kick a fucking toddler!
  • Hammerhead getting decked into a robotic armor.
    Johnny: What the fuck? It's Big Riddle from the Batman Forever game, and that's just a cardinal sin - you never remind me of Big Riddle!
  • "I'm just John." Overlaid with the picture of Johnny with a shit-eating grin holding packaged Mega Man and Sonic amiibos in his hands.
  • The Task Master kicking the ever-living shit out of Spider-Man, sending him flying with a Goofy scream.
    • Fortunately, Johnny retaliates immediately afterwards.
    Johnny: Nobody kicks Spider-Man off the roof and gets away with it!
  • Lampshading one of the sidequests - namely, pigeon hunting.
    Johnny: What the Hell am I doing here? I'm chasing pigeons! Is this something Peter Parker does a lot in the comics?
  • "Spider-Man's... swing at the formula."
    *Cue some guy laughing his ass off*

Pokémon Let's Go, Pikachu! and Let's Go, Eevee! Review

  • While discussing Pokémon GO app for the Android devices:
    Johnny: What you want me to do, get up and walk?
    • And what Johnny does afterwards? He gets his ass up and takes a stroll outside for the Pokémon GO footage. He also feels that he's intruding the Raid Battles like a "fucking baseball player".
    • Stopping by the church in hopes of catching some Pokémon.
    Johnny: You can find God... and maybe an Evolution Stone.
    • "Don't fuckle with Shuckle" note 
    • And here comes this gem:
    Johnny: Mission accomplished! I am an adult. *drinks his coffee*
  • Starting with either Pikachu or Eevee in Let's Go will not give Johnny the benefit of evolving them.
    Johnny: Wait, you don't like your cute markable mascot, you piece of shit?
  • Johnny's "demonstrations" of the different controls. With his bored face, no less.
  • The ability to high-five your Pokémon buddy...
    Johnny: Selene sure as shit ain't gonna give me any high-fives - but that's cool. Once I'll teach her how to breath fire, you're all fucked!
    • Bonus points for Selene herself sitting on Johnny's shoulder like a goddamn parrot and actually giving him some sort of "high-five"... with her front paws!
  • Leaf is obsessed with throwing PokéBalls at the player's face.
    Johnny: I dunno, maybe it makes more sense in the manga - but I don't wanna read the manga... Pokémon get chopped in half in the manga!
  • Riding on the Pidgey. Just... riding on the Pidgey.
  • Watching Raichu stuck near the couch.
    Johnny: Christ, Raichu! Suck it in, baby!

Pokémon Generation Three (Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald) Review

  • Johnny got a new futon.
    Johnny: Now we're back in business!
  • Poking fun at his own pronounciation of the word Pokémon. In his trademark Motor Mouth style, no less.
    Johnny: Is it Po-kay-mon? Is it Po-key-mon? I dunno, I don't give a shit! So I'm still calling them Po-kee-mon, so get off my back! Pokay, Man?!
  • Gen 3 dropped the color-naming convention for the protagonists altogether.
    GENIUS
  • One of the statuses is described as Hard As Rock. And then Johnny notices one of the strategies that simply recommends to "Let it all hang out"...
    Johnny: What the fuck?!
  • The Trick Master and his own maze, in which he has several trapped Trainers.
    Johnny: The Trick Master kidnapped these poor fucks!
  • Among the features that the players can consider for decorating their secret base are Pichu Doll and Pikachu Doll... but there is no Raichu Doll for the full line-up, apparently.
    Johnny: Pieces of shit, fuck this feature! *explosion*
  • "What's my Trainer profile? NO. What's the latest trendy phrase that everyone is saying? I AM BAG. How would I describe my Magikarp? CONFUSED, DISAPPOINTED... EXISTS...?!"
  • Addressing the issue about HMs which are still a persistent problem for Johnny since his Gen 1 and Gen 2 days. One of HMs, Rock Smash, is needed to get rid of the rock that separates a loving couple of all people.
    Johnny: HMs don't believe in true love - they suck!
  • Johnny finds Slaking absurdly powerful. Doesn't stop him to showcase the clip from Zootopia, though.
  • Summing up the whole Kyogre vs. Groudon fight by awakening Rayquaza which flies over them and says: "WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!" On that note, also poking fun at the Legendaries in general.
    • Letting freaking Latias flee from the battle.
      Johnny: Fuck it, I'm not dealing with that bullshit again!
    • Legendary Titans (Regirock, Regice and Registeel) make Johnny think about Reggie Fils-Amie.
  • "Shout-outs to the Gym Leader Juan, because we share names"
  • The glorious return of Ted who announces that Johnny will visit Sinnoh region after many years... Johnny is quick to notice the narration only for Ted to abruptly hang up.

Hey You, Pikachu! Review

  • While advertising the sponsor for this episode, Dollar Shave Club, Johnny yet again is seen thriving in his visual humor... complete with Selene rubbing his beard, and calling himself "an Hispanic George Costanza".
  • Upon noting that the game is developed by Ambrella:
    Johnny: Oh, goddammit! They got me! *quickly flashes the middle finger*
  • Pikachu's hilariously deformed limbs...
    Johnny: This is the precursor to Manchu! And I've never thought I'd bring up Manchu in any capacity!
  • OVERHEREDIPSHIT
    • On that note, trying to get Pikachu to get the Lucky Hook.
    Johnny: No, Pikachu, the Lucky Hook! Get the Lucky Hook, baby, it's right there, that one in the center! No- *Pikachu gets a plant instead, making Johnny sigh* Alright, now we gotta head back to the shop tomorrow because Abra hates repeat customers the same day, I guess... *cuts to the next day* The hook, Pikachu, the hook! Get the hook, not the Hoenn Trumpet! *Pikachu gets the Hoenn Trumpet and plays it* Goddammit Pikachu... Yeah, play your little doots, that's fine, but we need to get that Lucky Hook! We gotta catch that Seaking! Otherwise, you're eating Bulbasaur's Mystery Soup again, and I know it gives you the screaming shits! Your ass literally becomes a rocket with that! *cuts to the next day* Yes! YES! The Lucky Hook! *Pikachu finally chooses the Lucky Hook* That's the one! Buy it! *voice turns demonic* BUY IT! C'mon, we gotta go- *Pikachu buys the Lucky Hook* YES! Yes!
    *cut back to Johnny*
    Johnny: Oh my God, that was for buying an item! Buying an item! I've had better luck getting late night food at a drive-thru!
  • As Pikachu casually tosses away things without caring about "property damage":
    Johnny: ...which hits me on the personal level, seeing as I got this little demon right here [Selene] that loves to own and rub on my toilet paper rolls when leaving the bathroom door open- AGHGETAWAYFROMTHAT
  • Poking fun at the Pikachu throwing shit at Johnny.
    Johnny: What the fuck?! Pikachus do that? That's disgusting! *on-camera* Bulbasaur, my man, your cookings turn Pikachu's ass inside out! I'm pretty sure Raichus wouldn't throw their doo-doo... butt-mud at me!

Pokémon Colosseum Review

  • Lampshading the fact that the Orre region - the main location of Pokémon Colosseum - has no wild Pokemon at all. Johnny even thinks that the so-called "unpleasant gangs and assholes" have their Pokémon ordered online from Amazon.orre.
  • Johnny was legitimately impressed by the protagonist of this game, Wes.
    Johnny (throwing the game case away): And then the game just pushes that all to decide to have a standard Team Rocket plot...
    • Also, here's the organization which is called Cipher.
    Skull Face: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???

Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness Review

  • Another joke from Johnny about yet another sponsor - Manscaped.com.
    Johnny (putting the newspaper down): There won't be a live demonstration this time - so don't worry.
  • As for the Gale of Darkness itself, Johnny is not the only one to see the XD part of the title as an Emoticon. Cue him holding the game case while onimous music is playing in the background...
    Johnny: Wait what, is this is some... sort of fucking joke to you?
  • While speaking about the corruption themes, Johnny notes that the game itself literally corrupted his Memory Card for the Gamecube. He presents his only tool for the so-called "purification treatment"... which is a hammer.
  • The protagonist of this game, Michael, is radically different from the usual Pokémon protagonists. How much radically different, exactly?
    Johnny: The kid isn't collecting badges or trying to become the very best - he's trying to stop the terrorist organization.
    • And of course, that ridiculous motorbike which Michael drives.
  • Johnny honoring Matt's request by naming his Houndoom AND THEN I - as he himself says, "for shits and giggles." Leading to this hilarous comment:
    Johnny: AND THEN I used Flamethrower! AND THEN I gained experience! AND THEN I fainted!
    *cue Johnny face-planting himself to the floor*
  • Johnny hoped that he would battle Dr. Kaminko inside the Robo Groudon... but unfortunately, the game itself renders said scientist as an usual Pokemon Trainer to battle against.
    Johnny: It blueballed me! It Ultra Blueballed me!
  • Hyping up the battle with Shadow Lugia...
    Johnny (as Mr. Verich): Prepare to meet your doom! Go forth, my Shadow Lugia!
    *cue said Lugia being captured moments later*
    Johnny (as Mr. Verich): FUCK!

Pokémon Generation Four (Diamond, Pearl and Platinum) Review

  • Poking fun at ExpressVPN by saying that even Johnny's toaster could benefit from it.
  • Shrugging off in exasperation the upcoming games... which include Super Mario Maker 2 and Shadow Bringers: Final Fantasy XIV.
    Johnny: Why do all these games have to come around at the same time?!
  • When discussing the local multiplayer, Johnny notes that people nowadays are looking forward to Generation 8 more than Generation 4. Cue awkward silence.
  • This commentary:
    Johnny: You know, wiping out the Universe to remake it in your image isn't that bad of a crime in a world of Pokémon... *cue Johnny's sad face and sign* Holy shit...
  • The police, of all things, is finally doing their job by arresting Charon and his teammates. Johnny at first seems to regret that he wouldn't fight Charon personally, but the following excitement prevails:
    Johnny: Fucking finally! Don't rely on kids to do anything - you're an adult, do your fucking job!
  • "This world is imperfect..." "Wha-?"
  • Calling Stunky "a skunk with an ass for a face". Doesn't help that its Battle Cry "sounds like ripping ass"...
    Johnny: It's little on the nose, don't ya think?
  • Johnny berates Eldritch for not finding the Lunar Wing a lot earlier than needs to be... because Eldritch's son is suffering an eternal nightmare from which Lunar Wing is the only cure.
    George Carlin: What are you, fucking stupid?!

Eagle Island Review

  • Johnny getting an adorable Koji plushie toy from the box... only to throw it away like garbage.
    • Also, making it flap wings while bopping it up and down.
  • This:
    Johnny: Feeling the monstrous grip on his [[Quill's]] chest? Oh damn, Quill's got a heart attack! Yepohhesonthegroundhegotaheartattackhesdead!
  • Critique about Koji - who serves as a projectile in this game - spawns this line:
    Johnny: Quill can't do diddly-dick on his own - not him or his big bushy eyebrows!
  • UNLIMITED EXPLODING OWL BARRAGE TECHNIQUE TRADEMARK

Pokémon Generation Five: Part 1 (Black and White) Review

  • Noting that Generation Five takes place in Unova region which is inspired by New York City Metropolitan Area.
    Living in America!
    I say we throwing balls,
    Catching some garbage! *cue capturing Garbodor*
  • Johnny notes how it would be cool to run across bridges while listening to some anime songs. His choice for "anime song" in question is the main theme from Cory In the House.
  • Team Plasma are described as "walking-talking dildos".
  • "Patrats, Pidoves and WOO!-bats."
  • "Some days you just feel like a Stunfisk! Welcome aboard, spirit pal..."
  • "There is always room for a Bob" gag now applies to the Legendaries who Johnny tried to neglect in previous Gens: freaking Reshiram gets this name.
    • Confusing Virizion with Verizon.

Pokémon Generation Five: Part 2 (Black 2 and White 2) Review

  • Killing an innocent bystander with a cardboard box.
  • Kyurem and its "giant freezing gun".
    Mr. Freeze: Winter... has come at last!
  • Calling the 8th Gym Leader - Marlon - an asshole. Complete with mimicking his would-be-appropriate voice and making a demonic red face.
  • Ted and Ryan return to get on Johnny's ass once again.
    • The reason why Ted didn't fire back at Johnny soon after Gen 2 review? It really took him 7 years to finally "go through that firewall". Also, this moment:
      Ted: When you finally gonna review-
      Johnny: Don't you say it! DON'T YOU DARE say it!
      Ted: ...that copy of Dragon Quest V I've sent you?
    • Ryan's intervention is also quite sudden:
      Ryan: Guys, guys! You're so wonderfully pathetic...
      Johnny (in a "I-don't-care" tone): Yeah, you're the one to talk, motherfucker...
    • How Johnny gets out of reviewing Dragon Quest V? Saying that he will do Kirby Marathon instead. Ted finally got his last laugh over Johnny.
      Johnny: You... slimy ass-cheek...
    • When Ryan leaves, Johnny waves him bye-bye... with the most bored expression possible.
  • "Your Mom is your Mom"

Super Mario Maker 2 Review

  • At the beginning of the episode, Johnny wants to play Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night... but GillytheKid interrupts that to his annoyance. By highjacking his TV.
  • "You think that Undodog can also... undo existence?"
  • The return of the Rotten Mushroom. And it can also chase Mario no matter what!
    Johnny: FUCK! FUCK! F**K! F**K!
    • On top of that, Gilly accidentally breaks the remote that controls Johnny's signature CENSORED MODE. Have fun enjoying the rest of the review with the curse words being bleeped out...
  • This:
    Johnny: Psst! I'm complaining about the lack of the Hammer Bros. suit so that Nintendo will patch it in a few days after this video goes live-
    Gilly: You idiot! Don't say that out loud!
    Johnny: Sorry...
  • How about the adorable cat Selene? She manages to kill Gilly by turning off the TV while he was still stuck inside it. As Johnny turns the TV back on, only the poor dude's clothes remain on the couch. Johnny's distraught reaction might be unpleasant to look at, but it's still a little bit funny.

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night Review

  • Toy Shoes... as an equippable weapon. Complete with constant squeaking.
  • There is only one F-word in this episode which was still censored after Gilly broke the CENSORED MODE remote.

Team Sonic Racing Review

  • Johnny's ad for wireless headphones ends with him doing his silly dances from the Castlevania Chronicles review.
  • The review itself begins with Johnny fixing the CENSORED MODE remote.
    • And he's wearing the Psychonauts goggles for the rest of the video.
  • Johnny speculates that Yakuza will soon take over as Sega's flagship series, complete with edited footage of Kazuma Kiryu kicking down a door and hitting Sonic.

Kirby's Dream Land Review

  • All of Johnny's collaborators try to convince him to do a Kirby Marathon. With varying results:
    • AntDude threatens to kill Johnny if he doesn't do it. Johnny punches him in the face.
    • Ted asks him this after asking for $5, only for Johnny to shove him and refuse since he only had $2 on him.
    • Ryan asks Johnny how good the Kirby games are, only for the latter to turn him around and walk him back.
    Ryan: I control your paycheck!
    Johnny: It's penny change!
    • Gillythekid gets gut punched by Johnny for asking.
    • Finally, Caddicarus slaps Johnny's hat off his head, points to his cute children with British accents and British faces, and basically shames Johnny into doing the Kirby Marathon. It works!
  • Dark Helmet and his comrades yet again chanting "SUCK!" whenever Kirby's powers are mentioned. This also becomes a Running Gag later for the following Kirby games.

Resident Evil 1 and Sweet Home Review

  • Like Megaman 8 and Megaman X4, Johnny takes the time to poke fun at the Bad "Bad Acting" the voice acting is. Even in the eyecatch at the end, he still pokes fun after Chris' infamous "We got to the ROOT of the problem!" by adding a "Boo you stink!" sound byte.

Kirby's Adventure and Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land Review

  • Johnny summarizes his sickness as "koffing, weezing, sneezing".
  • Lampshading Meta Knight's chivalrious behaviour as thus:
    Johnny: When you get to his boss fight, he won't even face you unless you pick out the sword he leaves for you on the ground, and... you can leave him hanging there all day - he won't budge an inch! He wants a fair fight? Fuck it, I'll fight him when I'm ready - my noodles are done!
    (later, when munching on said noodles) ...He's just still waiting over there?! He is?... Good, fuck him-
  • Noting how in Stage 2 cutscene Kirby can dream... in a world... with no dreams.
    Johnny: What is this, a fucking children's game?
  • Everyone can draw Kirby... but not Kirby himself, ironically.
    Johnny: Low self-esteem, maybe?
  • Seeing Hot Potato-kind of mini-game in Nightmare in Dream Land. Which is played with... live bomb and frying pans.
    Johnny (shocked): I mean, what the fuck...?

Kirby's Dream Land 2, Kirby's Dream Land 3, and Kirby Super Star Ultra Review

  • Johnny's reaction to Metroids in Kirby.
    Johnny, grimacing at the Metroid on the stage select: What the hell...? Nah this can't be right. Why in God's name would a game like this...
    *Metroid appears*
    Johnny: OH GOD!! NOWAITWAIT... What?
    *Kirby is unfazed by the Metroid's attack*
    Johnny: Holy fuck, the little pink puff is immune to Metroids! Hey, so are his friends! Shit, what are we doing sending Samus to eradicate these things? Just have Kirby and his friends do the job! Hey Samus,good news! ...You're out of work. Fuck the Galactic Federation...

Resident Evil – Code: Veronica Review

  • Due to some current events, Johnny refuses to refer to the T-Virus as such for fear of being demonetized, so instead he refers to it with some creative names such as "The Thing", "Thingamabob", "T-Vitality Drink", "Purple Drink", and "Sunny D".
  • Part way through the recap, Johnny stops mentioning Steve until the very end, saying that "The game doesn't give a shit about him, why should I?"
  • As Johnny signs off, he drops "And stop hogging all the god damn toilet paper!" in his sentence.
  • The card at the end of the video, which usually has a clip from the game sometimes overlaid with funny audio, is totally blank. Johnny caught this as the video went live, so he went on Twitter to address it, saying that Alfred forgot to pay the electric bill.

Resident Evil (Remake) and Resident Evil 0 Review

  • Continuing from last time, Johnny refuses to call the T-Virus and G-Virus by their real names, instead calling them the “T-Vividityvividity” and “G-Censored Mode."
  • A few instances see Johnny (first as Jill then as Chris) just spinning in circles.
  • When talking about Capcom releasing games on the PlayStation 2 and GameCube, we see a shot of the Dreamcast trying to sneak into view, only to get pushed aside.
    • Another scene has him showing the GameCube and the PlayStation Slim, and spending a good five seconds fighting with the lid of the PlayStation trying to get it to close before just giving up.
  • "The biggest monsters at Umbrella aren't the zombies or bioweapons, it's man."
    • Complete with the same footage and music used in the Sweet Home review.
  • Johnny recounts his hate for a bit near the end where you have to carry a fuel can filled with nitro. Why? Because if you run, shoot your gun, or get attacked, you get, in his words, "a nice little sneak peek of things to come."
  • Johnny mentions that he didn't save during his run as Chris. Why? "Because I'm an idiot. That and I really wanted that achievement."
    • Said achievement being called "Ink Is For Squids".
  • There's Johnny's amazement that Capcom was working on three games at once (Zero — the Nintendo 64 prototype — Nemesis, and Code Veronica), followed by him saying "Milking that shit like it was Mega Man."
  • Enrico: "Yeah?"
  • Johnny is a bit confused at the mention of Sheena Island in the opening crawl of Resident Evil Zero, only to then realize that it was a reference to Resident Evil: Survivor, and realizing that he has to review that game at some point.
    Johnny: Not this marathon, though. That shit can wait.
  • Opera Man and his super leaches.
  • "Rebecca is made of god damn tissue paper!"
  • Johnny shows off Wesker Mode, and at one point has Wesker dart across the room with a goofy sound effect.
    Johnny: Watch Wesker take off like the family brought home McDonald's.

Resident Evil 4 Review

     Johnny vs. the World (Season 7) 

Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout Review

  • (On the Fall Guys' designs) "It helps that the base design of these Fall Guys is pretty cute. There's nothing obnoxious about them. Their selection of emotes whether it's during a game or when you take the top prize always falls in a level of adorable and not— *laughs* FUNNY MEME GO WEE!"''
  • (Referring to the titular characters' suits) "Although I'm also willing to bet that these suits are muffling their voices because if I know I got smashed by a giant ball I'd be going— (cue Johnny getting hit by exactly that)'' FUCK!"
  • "We call it 'Three Stooges Syndrome!'", as we see several players dogpiling on a wall.

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex Review

  • When going over the Elementals' voice actors, Johnny notes that Wa-Wa is voiced by the late R. Lee Ermey. Cut to this glorious line from Full Metal Jacket...
    Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around!
  • Upon learning that one of the Elemental Masks is called "Wa-Wa", Johnny makes a run for a Wawa's in order to get some food and a coffee.
    Johnny: (While eating) Wrath of Cortex... triggering my compulsions like an asshole.
  • Johnny getting a Platinum Time Relic by complete accident and quickly flexing over something nobody really cares about is quite amusing considering how, if Caddicarus' comment below is any indication, are a pain in the ass to get.
    Caddicuarus: If you got all the Platinums in this game, you'd flex. Trust me, you'd flex.

Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time Review

  • When Johnny starts talking about the story, what's the first image we see? Cortex scratching his ass.
  • This bit:
    Johnny: Remember when at the end of Crash Bandicoot Warped Cortex, N. Tropy, and Uka Uka got pulled into the time vortex and Cortex and N. Tropy were turned into babies playing tug of war with Uka Uka? Apparently that's a thing of the past now. (Cue up Ace Ventura laughing).
  • After hearing Dingodile swear, Johnny is worried that Crash will eventually go the route of Shadow the Hedgehog in THAT particular game, only to realize that Crash already did that.
  • The odd timing on the grind rails.
    Johnny: There goes another box, and here comes another death.
    • Upon which Crash slams face first into a wall.
  • Johnny's rant where he compares getting 100% completion to Cold Hard Crash from the second game.
    • He sees one level has nearly 400 boxes and starts to have a nervous breakdown, requiring kitty therapy from Selene, who wants nothing to do with it.
    Johnny: Oh Selene... Selene help me, I'm gonna faint... (Selene runs away) COME BACK HERE!

Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures Review

  • One of the comments on his video wondering if Johnny raged so hard with this game that he had to review it, which... he sort of admit it is.
  • The clip of Johnny going apeshit during the Pac-Man Fever stream, specifically when he attempt to get the flowers. His comment on how he utterly baffled would be a complete understatement.
    • "LOOK. AT. THE FLOWERS! DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?!"
    • "WHY IS HE SO DEPRESSED?! LIKE SERIOUSLY THE FLOWERS ARE RIGHT HERE!"
    • It also followed by Uncle Silver's commentary.
    Uncle Silver: See, the game is depressing. So you pressing (things), that's wrong. That-you-you're playing the whole thing wrong. You're (not) supposed to be pressing, you're supposed to be depressing!
  • Johnny lampshading the rare aversion of American Kirby Is Hardcore with the American cover of this game. The face that Pac-Man makes on the cover coupled with The Scream that comes out of nowhere is nothing short of hilarious.
  • The entire vending machine rant. Quite possibly the first time in a while that Johnny absolutely loses his shit!
    Johnny: STOP WITH THE FUCKING VENDING MACHINE! IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO EAT YOUR MONEY! IT'S BROKEN, PAC-MAN!! THAT'S WHAT BROKEN VENDING MACHINES DO!!!
  • Johnny describing a point where he inadvertently talks Pac-Man out of committing suicide by hitting him with a slingshot!
  • I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS TOWN RED.
  • ...And it followed with another rant at some point afterward.
    Johnny: Also, LET'S GET A FUCKING MOVE ON, PAC-MAN! THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT FOR?! YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL HERE, FUCKER, I AM!! AND STOP WITH THE GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE!!!
  • Johnny misreading "Gum Monster" as (cue the Samuel Johnson double take meme) the "Cum Monster".
  • The dance that Johnny does at the end of the video. It Makes Sense in Context doesn't even begin to describe it.

Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory Review

  • When Johnny talks about the game's music, he's baffled that there aren't any songs included from the Fantasia based world Symphony of Sorcery.
    Johnny: (Stammering) What the shit? That was such an obvious inclusion! Was it too obvious?
    Roxas: Shut up!
    Johnny: Don't shut me up! I'm serious here, it's the Fantasia world man! It's all music so-
    Cloud: Shut up.
    Johnny: Yes sir. (takes a sip of his coffee)

Spider-Man: Miles Morales Review

  • Johnny tossing Selene at Mark. It has to be seen to be believed.
    Johnny: Get that motherfucker!

Final Fantasy Review

  • While discussing Skill Share, Johnny at one point asks the viewers "How many tabs you got open on your browser?" soon followed by "You just checked your email ten seconds ago, nothing's changed".
  • Johnny mentions that Hironobu Sakaguchi wanted to be a musician before being a game designer and when asking how one makes that transition Johnny quips "I wanted to be an art teacher when I graduated college, and here I am making YouTube videos for a living."
  • This:
    Johnny: The NES version of Final Fantasy is pretty jank. (pulls out a pice of paper) Where do I even begin?
  • Johnny names his team after himself and the rest of the Brain Scratch crew, but due to character limits on the NES, Lewis has his named spelled as Luis.
    • Another team still includes Johnny and Lewis, but now includes "Damn" and "Bonk".
  • Johnny looks over his whole Final Fantasy collection that he intends to review.
    Johnny: Oh boy. We're in this for the long haul.
    • If you've seen Clement's videos, you know he's right.
  • This:
    Johnny (voice over): The elements of the planet are going out of whack. The earth is rotting, the oceans rage, the winds howl, and wildfires plague the land. (on camera) This is 2020.
  • Garland kidnapped the princess because he's a dick.
  • Johnny points out that the Exit spell is a case of doing exactly as its name implies.
    Johnny (voice over): Lost? No way out? Is it hopeless? Use this spell to exit! (on-camera) Yeah, you little bitch.
  • One of the descriptions for the Red Mage is "Dapper as fuck".

Final Fantasy II Review

  • Johnny: Final Fantasy 2 doesn't give a shit about your feelings.
  • The sheer disbelief in Johnny's voice when describing how the heroes sneak about the Dreadnought by "showing a pass like a hall monitor".
  • Johnny admitting that he'd still be cool with bedding the lamia queen who had disguised herself as Princess Hilda.
  • Johnny wants to make the dinky little tent the new castle when he sees that one tent holds an entire throne room.
  • Leviathan: The most fucked up food truck ever.
  • Johnny thinks that Leon was swayed to the Emperor's side by his "gift of the gab", complete with the caption "Booga Booga".
  • Satan hiding in a treasure chest in shame.
  • Johnny names his characters Johnny (after himself), Nora (for his girlfriend), Mark (his brother, of course), but Guy remains Guy.
  • Johnny: "What the hell was that beaver plot about, anyway?"
  • This bit:
    Johnny: Hooray! A corpse!
  • When discussing the gameplay, Johnny realizes he's looking at THAT Final Fantasy game after noticing that he doesn't get experience after a battle. His face says it all.
  • Using the Evil Staff on a Thunder Gigas results in the attack targeting the Emperor, with the message "Ineffective" popping up.
    Johnny: Of course it's ineffective, the Emperor's not even there. What, was he just enjoying tea when he got hit with a spell from out of nowhere?
  • Fire 1: A lighter. Fire 2: The stove. Fire 16: A flamethrower ("Why am I doing this indoors?!")
  • Johnny shows the best way to increase your characters' hit points, with footage of him slapping himself in the face.
  • Johnny describing the leveling exploit (which involves selecting an enemy and then cancelling) by singing "Exponential Entropy".
    "Forward and back, and then forward and back, and then go forward and back, then put one foot forward."
  • Johnny at one point talks about the novelization of the game... and prefers the game over the book for understandable reasons.
    Johnny: Yeah, Final Fantasy II had a novelization that was also Japanese exclusive unsurprisingly and while I didn't read the whole thing for this video, it apparently does a better job in establishing the heroes and villains personalities, though maybe some things were better left unsaid. Firion for example lost his parents some time before the story begins, he was adopted by Maria's family before they were killed by the Emperor so... Okay, Firion and Maria are adoptive brother and sister, but Maria has a crush on Firion and by the end of the book they become an Official Couple?!
    (a scene showing Ron from Parks and Recreation plays, showing him throwing his computer out in the dumpster with the Final Fantasy II novelization's cover superimposed on the computer)
    Johnny: Eeeeeuuuuuggh!!! That's a lot to unpack there! No, thank you. I'll... just stick to the game.

Final Fantasy III Review

Final Fantasy IV Review

  • Johnny is talking about the version of the game he went with, and idly aloud asks why he didn't go with the PlayStation Chronicles release. It just cuts to him saying "Good question," and then sitting there without explaining. Considering it basically fixes all the problems he previously described, either it was the Loads and Loads of Loading those versions of the series were infamous for, or.. he completely forgot about it until after all was said and done.
  • The heroes of the game get hit with Finagle's Law so often between losing airships, getting ambushed, repeatedly failing to stop the villains and so forth that you can't go five minutes without Johnny playing J. Jonah Jameson's laughing moment during the plot summary over and over again at their expense. This even includes a pitched up version when Leviathan attacks at complete random, as Johnny wonders just how much of a Cosmic Plaything Cecil is.

     Johnny vs. the World (Season 8) 

Sonic the Hedgehog Review (Revisit)

  • "Sonic grabbed me at the young age. (beat) Let me rephrase that".
  • Johnny summarizing his knowledge of Sonic Underground.
    Johnny: I never saw this show, not fully anyway. I just know a baby hedgehog falls down and explodes, and no, I don't want context for that, it's funnier that way.
  • Johnny admitting he can't make out what the green Orbinauts are feeling compared to the red ones.
    Johnny: You fascinate me, green Orbinaut.
  • Scrap Brain Zone, a.k.a the Fuck You Zone.
    • Especially Act 3.
    Johnny: Hooray, speed, yay! Fuck Mario!

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Review (Revisit)

  • The return of Darth Vader reacting to the Death Egg.
    Darth Vader: What?!
  • If only it weren't a Hope Spot...
    Johnny: (jumps over a Slicer) Hoo-hoo-hoo, missed me, bitch! (rolls down the cog) Y'know what, I got time for a little vengeance, so stay still, you little pri- (flies off the cog into the Slicer) AAAIIIIIGH!!!
  • Remember when Gilly got Thanos'd by Selene in the Mario Maker 2 review? Johnny's revisit of Sonic 2 was apparently enough to get him to escape Purgatory! ....and he's Naked on Revival.
    Johnny: You were in Purgatory?!
    Gilly: Yeah, but it wasn't so bad. I had Alex Kidd for company... until he suddenly left.

Sonic the Hedgehog CD Review (Revisit)

  • Johnny's shock when he realizes it's been 10 years since the HD remaster came out.
  • Johnny's analysis of the Special Stages.
    Johnny: And, I mean... have you seen some of these stages? Some have amazingly cool backgrounds, like, I wanna know the story behind these locales. Is that Jupiter? Where the hell is Little Planet normally? Then you got this one, where it's... just Robotnik's face. And then you got... sheez. The '90s running amok! God damn! Why?! God, it legit hurts my eyes! I'm outta here.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles Review (Revisit)

  • Johnny's off-the-wall conspiracy theory about Michael Jackson's involvement with the soundtrack... cut short.
    Johnny: Are they his actual contributions? Are they tracks from Brad Buxer, one of Jackson's sound collaborators? Were they retooled Jackson compositions from Howard Drosson, who had to make new songs in short time after MJ left because of the abuse allegations? I just don't know why Sega or others are so goddamned tight-lipped about it! Is it just legal reasons? What sort of deal was made? Why has Sonic 3 rarely seen a rerelease after Jackson's death? What did he know?! How deep does it go?! I... don't fucking care who composed what!
  • He'll have to show us the errors of their ways... through example.
    Johnny: I always admired how Sonic music on the Genesis; the whole trilogy, really, they were Genesis games that didn't... sound like Genesis games? When I think of Genesis music, I always think of that "twang". You know what I'm talking about, that...
    (TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)
  • There's only room in Mobius for one mega-clawed creature.
    Johnny: You could use his glide to fly over whatever you could, or ambush an enemy giving you shit. (Knuckles kills a Slicer with no problem; is seen with sunglasses and smoking a blunt) NAILED IT.
  • While Johnny is giving his sentimental remarks on the game towards the end, Selene comes barging in on him playing Sonic 3.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Review (Revisit)

Sonic Spinoffs Review

  • During the intro, the footage used to tease the video is 3D Blast Sonic doing a damn default dance.
  • It's time to review Sonic R... and in comes an old friend.
    Tails Doll: You can't be serious.
    Johnny: Oh, Jesus Chri- what?!
    Tails Doll: Sonic R? ...Again?
    Johnny: Again? Tha-That video was, like, over 11 years old, my dude. (Johnny and Tails Doll watch the Final Fantasy IV segment)
    Tails Doll: It's... been 11 years?
    Johnny: Hits you like a truck, right?
    Tails Doll: ...What have I been doing with my life?
    Johnny: Honestly, I don't know, and I don't care.
    • It's all a 3D Blast to the past from here, starting with a reference to the Archie comics.
      Johnny: Remember when you transformed into a giant cock and balls with a vagina at the shaft? The fuck was that about?
      Tails Doll: Nahh, I needed the money. ...By the way, I'm moving in for a bit. Times are hard.
      Johnny: Excuse me, what? N-No! No!
      Tails Doll: Don't worry, it's like I won't even be here. (as he fades away) By the way, you're all out of coffee creamer.
      Johnny: All out of coffe-... (runs) Oh, fuck. (coffee creamer bottle is empty and spilt over; Zero Mission Unknown Item jingle plays) Son of a bitch...
    • Johnny mentions how you can collect Chaos Emeralds to unlock Super Sonic, who he calls "the definition of 'unbalanced'." He then goes on to say that really, the whole roster is unbalanced.
      Johnny: Amy, Robotnik, and Eggrobo— they are all just pure shit, and the less I say about the Tails Doll, the better.
      Tails Doll: I heard that.
      Johnny: Yeah, and I'll fuckin' say it again! You suck!
  • As for Sonic Jam on the Game.com... Johnny doesn't say a word. The game speaks for itself.
  • The best way to show off the quality of Sonic Shuffle? ...Tails wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Metroid Review (Revisit)

  • But, doesn't IGA validate it thanks to semantics?
    Johnny: The term "Metroidvania" is getting a little antiquated, isn't it? And when the hell has there been another Castlevania game? (Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night pops up) No, this doesn't count! It doesn't! It's not called Castlevania! Eat my ass.
  • You sacrifice one joke, and in comes another.
    Johnny: Now, I don't know why the fuck it's called the "Screw Attack", but the screw part is accurate (robot humps a washing machine) when I think of what I'm doing to these guys.

Metroid II: Return of Samus Review (Revisit)

  • Johnny analyzing Samus' new spritework.
    Johnny: The chicken walk is gone, she's more realistically proportioned, no more... protruding 2 pixels of ass here.
  • Gunpei Yokoi wasn't that horny...
    Johnny: The sprite is a little too large for my liking? I think it would've helped if Samus was just a bit smaller. And I'm not talking, uh... Mario in Super Mario Land small, which, coincidentally, was also another game developed by Nintendo R&D1. You think if you beat the game fast enough there, you get Mario in a two-piece? (Mario's head is on Samus' body)
    Mario: I'm-a going to fly for you!
  • Nintendo themselves must be suffering Archive Panic.
    Johnny: Okay, with that said, AM2R. ...I know it's been legally taken down by Nintendo, but I'll just say it took me less than a minute to find a download link with a simple Google search.
    Google Search: i'll take fan-games that just don't die for a hundred, alex

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Review

Super Metroid Review (Revisit)

Metroid Fusion Review (Revisit)

  • Johnny giving False Reassurance to his own sanity.
    Johnny: I'll even throw in Prime Pinball and Prime: Hunters for good measure! Because I like you.
  • Experiment T turning the GBA Video filter on Johnny.
    • A later tweet revealed it wasn't a filter. Experiment T had turned it into an actual GBA Video cartridge.
  • One cannot simply understate the Sensory Abuse that Fusion provides.
    Johnny: Some of these assholes make some gut-wrenching noises! Serris in Sector 4 sounds like a bat out of hell when you damage it, and then that bat then gets a fist jammed up its ass when you kill it!
  • The description Johnny gives to Neo-Ridley is, "Ridley with his nuts in a vice."

Metroid: Zero Mission Review (Revisit)

Metroid: Other M Review (Revisit)

Metroid Dread Review

  • Look out, guys. It's Jack the Metroid.
    Johnny: Samus' Metroid DNA has fully activated, giving her the ability to siphon energy with her left hand that she uses a couple of times after the fact to drain the energy of a few enemies. And Samus, you just blatantly stole Raiden's schtick from Revengeance; give it back. It doesn't belong to you.
  • Metroids, imprisoning me! All that I see, absolute Chozo!
    Johnny: That is, until Samus... GOES FUCKING APESHIT as the Metroid inside her pushes Raven Beak's shit in! God damn, she is so pissed!

Final Fantasy VI Review

Final Fantasy VII Review

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Review

Resident Evil Village Review

  • The start of the Surfshark VPN sponsorship foreshadowing the game's tone.
    Johnny: As Rockwell once said, I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I got no privacy. (Smash Cut to Johnny shrugging) Oh-o-oh~.
  • The list of the game's similarities with Resident Evil 4.
    Johnny: The Eastern European setting, a village of infected people, a gargantuan castle filled with dread; a factory run by Magneto of the X-Men? Okay, wait, that last one is- ...What the hell?
  • When Johnny describes the beginning of the game where Chris and his team burst in and kill Mia just when she and Ethan are about to have dinner, he interprets it as Chris doing it because he doesn't like Mia's cooking.
  • According to Johnny, what is the weakness of Mother Miranda? The 2nd Amendment.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land Review

Classic Donkey Kong Games Review

  • Johnny mentioning that the objective of the game is, "How high can you get?"
    Johnny: (smoking a blunt) Very. (laughs)
  • Johnny mocks Jumpman's inability to survive jumping from a small height and proclaims that he "can do that just fine", which is then followed by a shot of him jumping off of his apartment patio. This goes about as well as you'd expect.
    Johnny: ''(as soon as he lands)" "Fuck!"

Donkey Kong Country 1/2/3 Review

Donkey Kong 64 Review

  • Near the beginning of the review, Johnny brings up some Dr. Pepper merchandising released during the game's heyday, pointing out the ad claims drinking the beverage will "let you beat the game". Johnny gives it a shot, combining it with liquor to numb the pain of the infamously repetitive collectathon. Before long, Johnny learns the hard way that Dr. Pepper does NOT pair well with the hard stuff.
  • Johnny asking if it's worth fully completing the game is followed by about a dozen people (including Hotel Mario and Lara Croft) telling him the exact same thing.
    No.
  • Johnny apparently didn't find out about being able to hover with Diddy's jetpack until after beating the game.
    Johnny: (nervous laughter) Clearly I'm not drinking enough of this shit… (cue the word 'DUMBASS' on the screen)
  • At the end of the review, Johnny recites his own extended version of the DK Rap, with more appropriate lyrics.
    So I'm finally done
    reviewing this game,
    it makes this one (shows footage from Super Mario Sunshine)
    look fucking tame.
    Put your hands together
    if you wanna slap
    this fucking jerk (shows Donkey Kong)
    for all this crap. (shows the bloated collectables)
  • After the review went live, Dr. Pepper replied to the link on Twitter with "Emphasis on Dr. Pepper", prompting this retweet from Johnny.

Sonic Frontiers Review

  • While noting how useful Big the Cat’s fishing minigame is, Johnny decides that he forgives Big – not for the terrible fishing gameplay in the original Sonic Adventure, but for glitching out into a bizarre color palette in his review of that game several years ago.
  • While he liked the gameplay overall, Johnny was thrown for a loop when the game interpreted Sonic going up a steep slope a little too quickly as an attempted jump. Cue some strangled yelps from Johnny as Sonic takes off like a rocket into the sky.

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Review

  • Johnny's reaction to Elliot lampshading the Bonus Feature Failure regarding its hidden Multiplayer modenote.
    Elliot: Dude, what the hell? This isn't multiplayer. I'm only in there for like three seconds!
    Johnny: Doppelgangers should be seen, not heard.
    [Beat]
    Elliot: ...Weren't you wearing a red shirt?

DmC: Devil May Cry Review

  • As Johnny notes how Limbo City itself goes as far as to put bold statements like FUCK YOU DANTE, he goes as far as to list a few more - just for the sake of What-If release of DmC during the 2020s. For example, SIMP, WOKE, SKILL ISSUE, NO RIZZ, and THAT WASN'T VERY POGGERS DANTE.
    Johnny (while shaking his head in disgust): What the fuck did I just say?
  • Witnessing the whole "Kat for Lilith" exchange scene and laughing at the sheer absurdity of what happens next, capped off with "Fetus Deletus".
  • Comparing Dante's flaming gauntlets to Ludacris' Hulk-esque fists from his "Get Back" clip.

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog Review

  • A brief description of the game provides this gem:
    Johnny: Someone killed Sonic the Hedgehog again, and this time it wasn't an emotionally conflicted princess there to give him a sloppy jalopy to wake his ass up.
  • Just the fact that this game was done in the Visual Novel genre.
    Johnny: I mean, don't we already killed this motherfucker at least once in a year anyway?
  • "Johnny Versus: This Certificate is awarded to The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog for Harmlessness"
  • Another glorious call-back comes from Hatoful Boyfriend Let's Play - where Johnny's character, Hatsun Pigeon, got killed by Ninja Hawks simply because it couldn't get laid.
  • Noting how the player character has a "borderline unhealthy fascination with checking trash cans."
    Johnny: It's just like me for real. (Dives into the trash can himself, then grabs Sonic and the Secret Rings from it) Forgot that it was there.

Klassic Mortal Kombat Games Review

A Bunch of Doom Review

     Johnny vs. the World (Season 9) 

Sonic Superstars Review

  • The first thing Johnny says about the game, in case the viewer doesn't want to stay to avoid spoilers, is to not spend $60 on it. He then pauses for a few moments, as if that by itself states enough about the game.
  • When complaining about the bosses, he shows off the jankiness of Trip's final fight with Fang, including the game suddenly teleporting Trip to a different section of the arena as Fang destroys it and sends her falling to her death, causing Johnny to angrily ask "Who used Chaos Control?!"

Sonic Dream Team Review

  • Johnny admits that he had a "fight-or-flight" response to seeing the words "Sonic Dream" in the title, due to unpleasant memories of Sonic Dreams Collection.
  • When mentioning how Dr. Eggman kidnapped the pure-hearted Cream to use her dreams for his latest evil plot, Johnny jokes that Eggman also recognized who the biggest threat in the Sonic universe was and wanted to immediately nip that in the bud.
  • Johnny goes into an... interesting aside about his choice of term for mooks:
    Johnny: Actually, I should probably start calling enemies something other than "goons", because the word "goon" is too close to the word "gooning", and if you don't know what that means, well let's just say I'm glad Sonic Dream Team doesn't handle the topic of wet dreams—I'm so sorry.
  • Going into the game's animation quality for its in-engine cutscenes, Johnny remarks that the last mainline game with comparable cutscene animation quality was Sonic Unleashed, which was 16 years ago.
    Johnny: [grunts and clutches his back] Ow, fuck!
    Elliot: [behind the camera] Oh, you good?
    Johnny: Yeah, just my back.
    Elliot: Anyway, you know Twilight Princess is gonna be 20 years old--
    Johnny: Fucking stop!!
  • Explaining how the game has four zones with three acts and a boss for each, the fact that each act has five missions is punctuated with Johnny doing a Spit Take.
  • When he brings up the 30 blue coins hidden in each act's first mission, screaming is heard as Johnny angrily glares at the camera with a burning rage.
    Johnny: Not Sonic the Hedgehog capitalizing on my trauma! [whimsically flips off Super Mario Sunshine, tosses it away and shrugs] And there's thirty of these things? Oh, they knew exactly what they were doing, the fucking assholes! [chuckles]
    • He then mentions that the blue coins are only needed to unlock optional trophies, which he remarks makes them "a hell of a lot easier to ignore".
  • Johnny praises the game's feature of being able to switch characters on the fly (outside of certain stages), and imagines a Sonic Frontiers-style game with that sort of feature available from the start, adding that he's "pitching a tent just thinking about it".
    Johnny: And if my younger cousins are watching this... stop it.
  • As he goes over each zone, he has this aside about Dream Factory, complete with live-action skit:
    Johnny: Dream Factory is very orange; I have no idea what Eggman is making, but he's making a lot of it— okay y'know what, actually, it's piss. It has to be, right? You ever had those moments, where you're about to go to sleep but you're feeling parched, so you have a glass of water, and you try and lay down, and now you suddenly can't sleep because you gotta go to the fuckin' bathroom, and now you can't sleep because you got up to go to the bathroom. Fuck you, Dream Factory!

Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero Review

  • Poking fun at several key moments of Mythologies while advertising Raycon earbuds. For example, encouraging Sub-Zero and letting himself "fall to his death multiple times with peace of mind."
  • Mentioning Cooking with Kano Simulator among possible titles that could've been made if Mythologies were successful.
  • Listing several examples of Lin Kuei members telling their opponents that they're not "ninjas".
    Johnny: Now it may seem weird at first, but I think this game will give us good enough reason why the Lin Kuei wouldn't like to be called the dreaded N-word. (solemn expression)

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