Be prepared to see this a lot.
"WE ARE NINTENDO. WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS. YOU CANNOT BEAT US."
The first Nintendo Entertainment System
was known for two things: reviving home console gaming
and having ridiculously difficult games.
Back in the '80s, video games didn't have the advanced storylines of today; Excuse Plots
were the norm. So much of the feeling of accomplishment one could derive was from overcoming the insane difficulty that the games provided, if only so one could brag
to one's friends. A plethora of enemies
and impossible jumps were not just the name of the game, they were
the game. These games weren't just hard; they were Nintendo Hard!
The difficulty of these games usually stems from a combination of factors:
For further building blocks of Nintendo Hard, see Classic Video Game Screw Yous
The game mechanics that make a game "Nintendo Hard" were often transported from arcade games that required the player to spend more money
to keep playing after his character was killed. Except that when they got ported over to the console, there was no coin slot, leaving you stuck with a fixed number of lives and highly limited or non-existent continues
The concept has recently been satirized on the Internet, most famously by The Angry Video Game Nerd
, who pointed out that via Sturgeon's Law
, most examples of Nintendo Hard games are often a result of sloppy or bad design.
A lot of these are simply rookie mistakes. For a company, establishing an identity and building the fanbase takes priority over finding the proper challenge level. Often the designers will go for something highly distinctive, take a lot of time designing and making it look right, and not spend enough time on the actual gameplay and level mechanics, then realize too late that they've (completely unintentionally) made a monster. Ghosts 'n Goblins is a good example of this.
When Nintendo Hard is taken to its most sadistic extremes by deliberately adding cheap deaths and Trial-and-Error Gameplay
, you get Masocore
or Platform Hell
When only one or few levels or areas of the game are Nintendo Hard, you're probably dealing with That One Level
. If the game reaches an obscene difficulty at a certain point and never looks back, look for Difficulty Spike
. Examples of Nintendo Hard
head-to-head fighters generally go under The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard
, since crazy-hard opponent AI is nigh-universally the culprit.
Nintendo products themselves are physically very hard
(to break, which is fortunate when playing games like this
), but that's Tonka Tough
, not Nintendo Hard.
Apparently several classic Nintendo games are, in general, NP-hard
, which is also not the same, but interesting.
When you add examples, please be sure to read this sentence:
If you feel inclined to add the words "for This Troper" or "could be considered" and cannot make a strong statement on the universal difficulty of the game in question, then it is not an example.
If you know where an example filed under "Uncategorised" goes, then please sort it.
For Fighting Game examples, see SNK Boss.
"Why do they make it so that you can't fucking win, why am I even playing?" [drops the PS2 controller]