Funny / Rampage (2018)

• Brett Wyden's introduction, showing his rage at the space station's destruction by whacking a model of it. His sister Claire comes in and states their losses are at "10 billion, plus 20 thousand for that model you just broke."
• "Oh, you didn't know about the thirty-foot wolf?"
• Agent Russell is full of these.
  Russell: Hell of a day, huh? Science experiments falling from the sky?
  • The man is practically begging to become Kaiju chow.
    Okoye: Having George on that plane is a big mistake.
    Russell: I think we'll be alright.
  • The eventual Ham-to-Ham Combat of Russell meeting Brett Wyden. It even ends in Black Comedy as Brett is crushed by falling debris as soon as he runs out of the building.
    Brett: Really, my sister did all this. I mean, this wasn't even my idea.
    Russell: Since when is complicity a crime?
    Brett: Exactly!
  • Russell "trading" a rat for a satellite phone.
    • Brick Joke with Russell saying he was an animal lover himself. He knew exactly what was coming and cared more about the little rodent getting hurt.
  • After being knocked out by George, Russell wakes up to find himself outside of the plane, in Davis's giant arms, and free-falling.
    Russell: HOLY SHIT!
    Davis: You're welcome!
    • Also Hilarious in Hindsight when you remember that Dwayne Johnson has played another character well known for that quote!
• Okoye and Caldwell get in a helicopter and head off to stop the monsters... only for Okoye to slam the chopper right back on the landing pad and eliciting a Death Glare from Caldwell.
  Okoye: It's coming back to me. (winks) It's coming back.
  • Funnier if you remember that in San Andreas Johnson played what was basically the greatest helicopter pilot ever.
• "We're not going to fly. We're going to crash!"
• "Of course the wolf flies."
• Okoye knocks out a small group of soldiers, finishing off the last one with a chokehold.
  Okoye: That's a big arm, don't fight it.
• Caldwell comments on how Okoye isn't great dealing with people.
  Caldwell: You know there are other ways of dealing with people, right?
  Okoye: I do know that, yeah, but that's no fun.
• Both times where George is Flipping the Bird.
  Davis: I should have never taught you that.
• Claire's last words being "OHHHH SHHHHIIIIIIIT!"
  • Double points for any fans of the video game who might have picked up on what was going to happen to women in red dresses in Rampage.
• George first gestures about how Caldwell is part of Davis's troop... but then, he gives a slightly obscene one about what he thinks Davis wants to do with her.
  Davis: No! Come on, dude! Have some class, okay?
• Davis and George psyching themselves up to fight Ralph and Lizzie, with George even doing a Roar Before Beating and a Primal Chest-Pound ....and then simultaneously going Oh, Crap! once Lizzie roars back.
• Okoye's reaction to seeing Lizzie:
  Okoye: ...Well, that sucks.

The Trailers

• "I was just thinking the only thing that's missing right now is a giant crocodile."