Funny / Eiyuu Senki: The World Conquest

Prologue

• After a mysterious narrator (Mu) gives a dark speech about the countries of the world being plunged into a Forever War, we hear Himiko's thoughts about forcing Nobunaga into tickle torture after winning... Only to find her troops have retreated. All of them.
  • When she asks how it was possible, her soldier admits that her "Three Days' Reign Formation" (which she thought up while eating picked radishes) was taken out so quickly it actually impressed said soldier. Then, another one brings more bad news in the form of their support betraying them, much to Himiko's despair.
  • It's then revealed that even her own soldiers saw her tactics as so bad that they nearly blurb out that she's not fit for battle, much to her anger.
  • She then snaps and decides to follow through straight into an obvious trap after her soldiers say that no one believes that they'll win.
    Himiko: Heh. Heh heh heh... Then we all go out, whether we make it out or not! Even cornered mice will bite at a cat!
    Soldier A: Lady Himiko, did you just refer to us as mice?
  • It, of course, ends up being a trap, which Nobunaga calls her out on.
• Really, just most of Himiko and Nobunaga's interactions during the prologue section.
  • First, they start arguing about their chests sizes, then Nobunaga lists all of Himkio's pranks, and then she gives her a hilariously brutal "Reason You Suck" Speech. The crowning moment is when Himkio's disturbing daydream about Nobunaga's torture. Nobunaga is disturbed, naturally.
  Nobunaga: (In response to Himiko's disturbing daydream) What do you think I'm going to do!? How did you even come up with that!? Your imagination is terrifying!
  Himiko: (Flatly) Huh? I am wrong?
  • After that, Himiko still has the gall to say she has a "secret plan." Nobunaga, who's just done with her nonsense, just starts counting down from 5. Cue Himiko and her remaining troops hightailing it out of there.
• Later, as if to add insult to injury, a storm rains down on Himiko's army;
  Himiko: Ugh... this storm is just adding insult to injury. I'm sorry everyone... I'm causing problems for everyone because of my incompetence...
  Soldier A: What are you talking about? We've always known you're incompetent.
  Himiko: Wha...! I want to cry...!

Zipang

• Yoshitsune accepting Himiko's declaration of war by returning a proofread version of Himiko's original letter.

Taika Empire

Mongolia

India

South Seas

• Pretty much any of the scenes between Cook and Magellan, but especially when Magellan literally throws Cook over the Unknown army to meet with Zipang.

Australia

Southern Hawaii

Northern America

Southern America

EU

• When tempers begin to flare at the negotiation meeting with the EU, the Only Sane Woman is Himiko. Chihaya even internally snarks, "She almost looks like the adult here."

Vinland

Dark Realm

Egypt

• The people of Egypt going absolutely overboard with rage for believing the declaration of war made Khamun faint; to the point where nearly every individual citizen in the nation sends a declaration of war in response. Also a moment of Heartwarming as it shows just how much they adore her.

Russia

Babylonia

Uruk

Continent of Mu

Golden Ending

• During the true end, one of Chihaya's reasons for reviving Mu is, "It must be cramped in that sword..." It Makes Sense in Context.

Character Quests

• When Britannian food is brought up during one of Lancelot's character quests, she nearly falls into a Heroic BSoD. The characters assume she's feeling homesick, but she quickly reveals that even she can't stand Britannian "cuisine."
• One of Lancelot's character events has her eating hot dogs with everyone. She licks a little bit of ketchup off of Chihaya's cheek. This prompts Montezuma, who wants to eat him, to try dousing him in ketchup.
• Ivan is perhaps the world's biggest Sadist, but her cheerful attitude towards it all and many of her ideas cause nearly all of her events to have at least one funny moment.
• Alexander the Great not knowing anything about sex. Her asking about it after noticing some horses and dogs puts Chihaya in a very awkward position. He ends up telling her it's pro wrestling between them. She gets excited and asks if she can do "pro wrestling" with him. It goes From Bad to Worse for Chihaya as her arc progresses and only gets more funny.
• In one of Bedivere's events, during a cleanup, she accidentally includes Excalibur in the junk pile, and almost throws it into the lake for the Lady of the Lake to dispose of.

Misc.

• The scene between Mordred, Bors, Percival, and Bedivere shortly after Britannia declares war on Zipang that showcases even the Knights of the Round are regular humans too.

• One event has Chihaya ask why everyone wears the clothes they do. Upon seeing Ashoka, he says, "Sorry, you don't meet the criteria."
  Ashoka: But this is my regular formal wear...
• Many of Ywain's lines being Gratuitous English mixed with Precision F-Strike have hilarious deliveries.
• Himiko's, "You pierced her heart on an all of nothing gamble?!" after Takeru is revived.
• Some of the common enemy's defeat lines are quite amusing, including the Macedonian unit, who threatens to "tell the teacher on you" as they hastily run away like a bunch of bullied school-kids. ^note Makes sense In-Universe, as all Macedonian soldiers consider Aristotle to be their teacher.
• While most characters' reaction to their Berserk Button being pressed can range anywhere from merely getting upset to attempting to murder the responsible party outright, Tadataka's reaction is to threaten her assailant with "watching you with evil eyes while you sleep!"