Funny / Caddicarus: Main Seasons 1 to 7

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Season 1

Rascal Racers

• "Meh."
• "I mean, it looks okay, but… pfft! (cracks up) What is that?! I picked the raccoon, not a boat with a smiley face drawn on it! ♪I got a boat for a face and everyone thinks that my name is Michael…♪"
• "Call of Duty Kart!"
• "No multiplayer mode. Not even on the arcade mode?! What kind of racing game am I playing?! I'll tell you what kind…" (puts on sunglasses) "A bad one." YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

Crash'm Bash'm

• The intro where he's visibly chomping on Monster Munch. "Oh, hi." (with his mouth full of Monster Munch) "Let's talk about Crash Bandiphewrfueh."
• "So everything was sailing smoother than Christopher Walken smothered in sunflower oil…"
• "Brash Candicoot?!"
• "Crash Bash… wallop boom ting bang dinga linga wop wop wop wop."
• "Gorilla Monkey Anusface, who isn't from any other Crash game, and never appears in future installments?"
  • Becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when he does finally reappear...19 years later.
• "…In order to determine who exactly is top dog. Or bandicoot, should I say? (laughs)"
• The Caddictionary.
• "Funness? What ponce wrote this script?… oh yeah, me."
  • "Oh well, put it in the Caddictionary."
• Has this to say about one of the mini-games having a Shrink Ray powerup as well as a TITAN Ray.
  The Joker: Gimme your best shot, Bats!
• Caddy really seems to love the noises Papu Papu makes during his boss fight.
  "BBLUH! (the sound effect repeats each time getting higher pitched) BBLUH! BBLUH! BBLUH! BBLUH!
• "That makes sense, Crashy Bashy!"
• "Let's play some Crashley Bashley! ...Ashley...Mary-Kate... I've got nothin'."

Fade to Black

• "…[Flashback, the predecessor to this game] managed to warrant this sequel, which isn't called Flashback 2, but I'm pretty sure that there's a discernible reason as to why that is even though I can't think to within an inch of my life as to what that could possibly be."
• "…the world rejoiced in harmony as video game critics around the world all came to the astonishing verdict that took the world by storm. Hands joined and heads held high, people all over the globe played this game and said unto the world, 'meh.'"
• Let's fade...*spins the box into his hands*...into Fade to Black that looked so FUCKING COOL!
• His reading of the names in the credits, all of which are obvious French names, with an over-the-top French accent.
  Caddy: I hope this game isn't too French for me. (adds a twirly mustache, beret, French flag, and loaf of French bread to one of the characters)
• "Oh, more FMV? Game, have you been reading my diary?"
• The Boogie Button. *Notices his ammo counter's been replenished* "OH, HE'S RELOADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
• "And it's at this point where we get to see just what Conrad looks like while in aim mode." (Face Palm, laughter) "I kid you not. This is one of the greatest aim modes I've ever seen. Looks like the terror of the situation got to our little Conrad's head and into his bowels. And his downstairs problems don't even end there, as we can see here that now he really needs a widdle. Urh." (FYI, I have no idea why I made that bizarre noise. Ah well, you don't mind. Unless you do. In which case, my sincere apologies are in order. To make up for it, I propose that you put it on repeat and close your eyes while listening to it. Maybe it will please you. I'm always here for you. Remember that. <3)
• "I also began to notice this indescribable flesh colored growth on Conrad's behind. I'm guessing it's the PDA, but I'd rather think of it as bare bum flesh. It's skin colored, bite me."

Lilo and Stitch: Trouble in Phil Collins

• The game changes the playable character to Stitch. Caddy comments 'Hey there, Stitch. Where in God's name did you come from?' and the camera zooms in on Stitch, complete with a Jaws-like scare chord.
• 'The other buttons do Mr Jack Shit of the Coal and Gas Works, Twentington Ltd.'
• The "Black Magic For The Little F*ckers" jingle.

Totally Fanny

• Totally Angelica gives this little gem of Angrish:
  "So the goal of this game is to catch all the falling cookies...and that's it. (Beat) OKAY, WELL THAT JUST SUCKS, WHY IN THE NAME OF MAD MAX 3 BEYOND THUNDERDOME WOULD YOU CLASSIFY THIS AS ANYTHING RESEMBLING A GAME!? That was POINTLESS! HORRIBLE! Do I feel accomplished!? I got a pink dress, HIPPIDEE-FUCKING-RAY, let's hope I win this fashion show, eh? Nyehh... Sorry...that won't happen again..."
• Olly shows up wanting to show Caddy the new Slenderman game when he notices him playing...well...Totally Fanny. Cue Olly falling all over himself laughing, sharing it as a Facebook status and mocking Caddy as a moody "girly girl." It doesn't end well for him.

Lego Lego Racers Lego

• "God, all this talk of Lego has made me want to go and buy some Legoooo–" (Record Needle Scratch, zoom in on price of £79.97) "Ohhhhh-kay… Oh dear. Sorry, Lego, I do go by the philosophy of 'don't touch what you can't afford.' And in your case, I ain't ever gonna touch you again."
• He starts talking about how since the game has LEGO in it, it has to be good. It prompts this gag:
  Caddy: So we can't go wrong, am I right? (Pause) I said am I right? (Pause) I said AM I RIGHT!? (Pause) I SAI- (Smash Cut to next scene)
• "Lego Spaceman Super Future High Tech Lego Ancient Kung Fu Master Super Sonic Lego Ultra Beta V.01 Lego Pai Mei from Kill Bill Vol. 2."
• His race car just has a bunch of blue bricks piled up randomly in the front, completely blocking his driver's view. The best part is when he wonders what the car looks like from "Pai Mei"'s perspective — cut to a blue screen.
• He reaches a fever-pitch of frustration to the point where he makes a Voice Clip Song of "I Get Around" out of his swearing.
• The soundtrack, according to Caddy, "kicks you in the balls from the minute you start it up."
  (The music begins)
  (PUNT!)
  Caddy: ...Ohhh!

Slender, the Tender Making Gender Mender

• "Lesson for today, kids: If you don't get what you want, fucking scream."

Resident Evil Dead

• Anytime a Jump Scare happens and he gets attacked by monsters. Culminates in a final, screechy "OH FUCK OFF!"
• Caddy enjoys the equipping sound — "Groovy." — a lil' too much. "Groovy. Groovy groovy groovygroovygroovygroovygroovy—"
  • "Let's make this double groovy. ...Or, er, doubloovy."
• On Ash's odd-looking running animation:
  "RUN, ASH, RUN! Oh, I mean, er, PRANCE, ASH, PRANCE! Gallop away to the woods with you! Leave your sons and daughters and just— GOD! PRANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PRANCED BEFORE!"

Klonoa: I Can't Pronounce This Game

• Every single excuse he gets to listen to the title screen jingle. WAHOO!
  "Ah well...BACK TO THE JINGLE!"
• Upon hearing the main villain's voice for the first time.
• Caddy first wants to name his character "BUMFACE", but then he decides that's too informal. What does he do to amend this? Corrects the capitalization. And adds an "f" to the end.
• "OH LOOK, ISA WINDMILL!"
• Every time the 2.5D nature of the game is mentioned. EVERY TIME.
• "BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS aw..."

Santa Claus Saves the Earth

• This quote to preface booting up the game.
  Caddy: Ya best put seatbelts on your brains, kids. Cuz i'm gonna... fucking plow them into the nearest tree.
• The scene after Caddy shoots his beloved PS1 in his Santa Claus Saves the Earth review, would've been pretty emotional if it wasn't for his over the top lip-syncing of "When Love is Gone".
• When he first sees the gameplay of "Santa Claus Saves the Earth," he plays a certain sentence-mixed version of Nickelback's "Photograph," which needs to be heard to be believed.
  Look at this fucking shit!
• Also, the way he describes the music on the first level.
  Caddy: (clapping as he walks towards the camera to the in-game music) "Lesbians, lesbians, happy and free with each other~!"
• "And by the way, those triangles? They fit into keyholes, because fucking science."
• Caddy heads up high up into the first level to see what's lurking above...and sees Egyptian-style deserts behind the alpine grounds and green forests. Cue the Uncharted theme.
• The best deathblow he manages to deal the very much 32-bit game is comparing the awful early 90s MIDI quality music to the almost orchestra level complex "Terra's Theme" from Final Fantasy VI which, on the older 16-bit Super Nintendo Entertainment System sounded amazing, even when not compared to this game.

Season 2

The Simpsons: Tony Hoax Skateboarding

• When he reaches to pull a game off his shelf, it gets stuck, so he says "Bugger it!" before a Jump Cut and a retake.
• "ROSIE!" "WHAT?" "BOX!" "HEAH!" *tosses game box at Caddy.* "THANK YOU!"
• Make it more hip.
• JESUS ROADKILL
• About the gameplay mechanics: "You can't go for three seconds before flying off to fucking Jupiter."
• "Cock."
• The Glitch Counter, complete with Glitch Gremlin sounds.
• Caddy trying to decide what he's going to play.
• His mini-rant about the logic behind the Fox Interactive logo (In which the camera pans around from the 20th Century Fox logo to the Interactive logo behind it)
  Caddy: So here's a fancy Fox logo that spins around and - I call bullshit on that one! I mean how? HONESTLY?! Everything I know about space and matter is being questioned right now, do you get this? I hope you do because I sure don't, let me tell you.

Voluptous Raider

• His remark after praising the menu is great, in all of Caddy's Voice of the Legion-y glory.
  Caddy: But we aren't here to judge the menu, because (a slowed down version of Mumbo's Mountain plays) THAT'D BE FUCKING STUPID!
• Caddy comments how Lara's jogging has a nice rhythm to it, and promptly makes up a song to go with it.
  BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!
  Tiny balls on end of string, tiny balls on end of string... (two silver balls on the end of strings appear on the screen beside Lara)
  Tiny balls!
  BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!
• Lara's grunts remixed to fix with the Dr. Mario theme.
• Caddy makes a flirty comment in a French accent
  Caddy: Ah, Miss Croft. You know how to live...like a (echoing) BIG BOSOMED QUEEN!
• When he asks Sam about her experience with the game, she not only talks about the wrong games, but she tells about how she was so bad at the game that she'd instead play the tutorial level in Lara's house and how she was creeped out by the butler following her, so she would lure him upstairs and lock him in the freezer to get rid of him.
  Sam: I was a weird child.

Destrution Derby Deux

• The stylistically-sucky way Caddy portrays driving in a car, as seen in his reviews of Destruction Derby 2 and Broken Sword II - he just takes a static photo of his car, and waves it around frantically in front of actual street footage (And sometimes a river and outer space), all the while incomprehensibly moaning with the Doctor Who theme in the background.
• The repetition of the phrase, "He's WAAAAAAYYYYYY out in front!".
• "Once upon a time in a far away land, a young man in a stock car took a tactic in a Death Bowl to pussy out and avoid all incoming violent behaviour. Let the other cars kill each other and claim his reward. It didn't work. The end."

• The reveal of the RV.
• His reaction to the incredibly burp-like quit sound effect.
• When he tries to be smart and back away so he's in top condition when he makes his move, the cars just converge on him simultaneously. They descend upon him like a tide of metal and burnt rubber.
• After the review is done, he decides to try the first person camera instead. Judging by his reaction, it didn't go as he expected.
  Caddy: Now. I don't know what you wanna do, but I wanna see what this game looks like... in first person. [Smash cut to a first person shot of the other racers gunning for him] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— [Cut to credits]

The Worst Thing Ever

• In his review of the Coronation Street game, he finally finds the hidden Buddha. His reaction? "HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EVEN-"
• Pressing the hint button while it's recharging triggers a high-pitched bicycle bell. Caddy then reacts by singing along to it:
  "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring-a-dee-ding! Bicycle, ringy-ting, ting, rint-ta-ting, ting...ring...ring..."
• He also criticizes the game's hint system (which is literally highlighting an object) by saying:
  Caddy: It's less of a "HINT" and more of a "CAN'T FIND IT? HERE IT IS, YOU TWAT"
• The opening to the review - Caddy sits in silent contempt in the garden, spraying cream around his mouth for no apparent reason.
• Not to mention his hilariously over-the-top description of how horrible the game is, describing it like some kind of eldritch monster with a description that, while intimidating-sounding, barely makes sense:
  A travesty so great that the mere thought of it is detestable. It ravishes in the pain and suffering of others and will rest at nothing until it has fiendishly sucked all the divine souls of the fortunate. It stands alone with over 2000 years of bafflement and hunger trailing in its wake, as it pleasurably feasts on the souls and the avid inquisitive minds of the undeserved.
• "Welcome, Screw you."
• "They zoom in, faaaaade", "They zoom out, fade", "They zoom in, FAAAAAAAAADE".
• "EMPTY CORPSE LIKE FACE!"
• His reaction after finishing the first "level": "I just have one question: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
• There's also a Running Gag of him declaring every single male character who appears as the culprit behind the missing hotpot recipe, accompanied by a clip of Bruce Wayne's parents being shot.
  Caddy: Yep, he did it! He stole the recipe, he's guilty, he did it!

The Grinch Doesn't Know How to Find Things

• "The Care and Feeding of a Grinch"
• "NOW I'M A LITTLE BIT UNSETTLED"
• Caddy's reaction to the Grinch telling him "You did the right thing!".
• "Read it oureselves or...have Max the DOG read it? (weird noises) YES! A TALKING DOG!"
  "Max reads this story. The dog. It reads. And then he gets hiiiiigh!"
• "LET'S HAVE A LOOK"

South Park

• "Straight away, you can play as the four original main characters, and the models aren't too terrible either. It's all good. Maybe except the unholy horror that is CARTMAN'S FUCKING BEARD!"
• The Gilligan Cut from the same review:
  Caddy: Can this be salvaged...by the second level-SAME MUSIC, SAME AREA, SAME OBJECTIVE! And one of these objectives, which is...
  Cartman: I just need to find the other guuuuuys!
  Caddy:...is right next to my fucking arse! WHY DID I NEED TO PICK THESE GUYS UP??!!
• Caddy's Guide on How to Beat South Park: Hold "Fire". The End."
• "STAN! HIT HIM! HIT HIM! HIT HIM HITHIM HITHIMHITHIMHITHIM-"

Croc: Legend of the Flawed

• His observation on what it must be like to feel the back of your own eyeballs.
• His realization of seeing the name on the front and saying "Da-das not my PISSING NAME!"
• Stating the fact he now owns the game and says "'S moin now."
• "He... glides. On the floor. With his feet. (Beat) PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER PITTER PA-"
• In the Cold Open before the review begins proper, there's a sudden Smash Cut to Caddy's grinning face holding the game overlaid with tense music. This would be creepy, if it weren't for the unnecessarily high-pitched voice he puts on with it.
  Caddy: He looks awfully happyyyyyyyyyy- *Smash Cut to intro*
• Caddy's response to the worm in the well:
  Caddy: And, in order to unlock the rest of the game, Croc must spin-attack this gong over here to to progress to the next level. But, I've been finding these special gems to get to the special door. I'm missing one of them, though. Hmmm, perhaps it's down here - AAAAAHHHHH - Well, what do you know? Secrets! That's cool!
• Flawed.

The 100,000th Element

• "And then the game's music decides to burst through my eardrums as it gets INSANELY LOUD INSANELY QUICKLY!"
• Chris Tucker's "Flaccid and lubricious greasy wibbly-wobbly slippery sausage legs", ewwwww...
• Caddy's crude recreation of Leeloo landing on Corben's taxi in response to the Adaptation Displacement in the game's plot. The Wilhelm Scream and the music from Thomas & Friends in the background makes it all the more silly.
• His description of Corben Dallas' awkward running animation:
  Caddy: Has Dallas decided to adopt "The Monorail Style of Bodily Movement of Forwards Broom-Broom"? Ehhh...
• As Caddy leans his head against his window after playing The Fifth Element, this exchange with Sam occurs:
  Sam: Coronation Street didn't even break you, what game was it?
  Caddy: It was The Fifth Element.
  Sam: *gasps and drops with a loud thud*
  Caddy: *turns around, looks down* Oh for fuuuuck's saaaake...
• Caddy's frustration at getting teleported to a part of the level he had already been to.
  "At least now I think I'm making progress. Okay, let's go through here and- oh, I'm back here again! Yaaaaay I COMPLETELY FUCKING HATE THIS!! And then I did it. And I win.
• There's also his frustration at the game's story not resembling the movie in the slightest.
• Korben's turning animation, set to the tune of "Doll On A Music Box”

Season 3

Fabuloso Sword 2

• Broken Sword II has Caddy communicate with Scarfulhu via telepathy. Scarfulhu wonders what the point of Caddy driving to his house was.
• Caddy's commentary on using a barrel to knock a man off of a pier.
  Caddy: I guess this is how it feels to be Donkey Kong. *footage repeats, with Donkey Kong sounds*
• The phone call between Caddy and Scarfulhu.
  Caddy: *dials a very long number*
  Scarfulhu: Hello?
  Caddy: *growling* Scarfulhu... I heard you like point-and-click adventure games...
  Scarfulhu: ...That is correct.
  Caddy: *deep breath* I'm coming over!!
  Scarfulhu: What- *Caddy hangs up*
• His brief Jump Scare reaction to the front cover of the game.
• The intermittent use of "FABULOSO!"

Gums Unleashed

• The Completionist wonders why people still keep flocking to Amity Island despite its history of deadly shark attacks. Caddicarus describes this as such:
  Caddy: It's like building a bloomin' skyscraper on top of a beehive. I mean, yes, there's honey in there, but there's also bees in there that eat people!
• When Jaws/Gums is knocking down support beams to make a pier collapse.
  Caddy: I can knock them down very easily, but I can't plough through them, meaning, wait for it...INDIVIDUALLYKNOCKINGDOWNEVERYSUPPORTINGBEAMSLUGGISHLYANDMONOTONOUSLYINARATHERHORRIFICFASHION!
• "~Jaws Unleashed, Jaws Unleashed, s'just a game, it's nothing to be scared of...~"
• Caddy's 'conversation' with Gums.
  "Hey, Gums, are you really enjoying this?" *Gums nods* "...Really?" *Gums nods* "...well I'm not."
• Caddy runs into a glitch mid-level where the screen goes funny.
  "Uhhh what the bloody hell was that now?"
• BUT WITH SHAAAHKS!

3, 2, 1, DERP!

• The really patronising popup of children's character Mr. Tumble from Something Special that appears in the 3, 2, 1, Smurf review.
• The joke Caddy makes about bleeping out the word "Smurf" from Brainy's lines.
• "THE HAUNTED MANSION?"
• By the end, the aspect ratio inconsistencies get him really annoyed.
  Caddicarus: It's not fucking IMAX; it's just... annoyingMAX. Amirite? Hehehehe-

The Grinch

• "I might have just found the greatest damage sound ever." *cut to Caddy's disgusted face as the Grinch whines "Ouch!" repeatedly*
• "Now some of you people may accuse me of ripping off Doug Walker's review of the Grinch movie, but... fuck it. CHRISTMAS!!"
• "Santa Claus was bad enough to destroy the PS one, but this game was good enough to recieve a DS one. ...That's terrible!"

The Not-So-Great Escape

• The opening: he gets tongue-tied on his Catchphrase "Greetings and salutations, my beautiful people", so cue a "bleah" followed by SMPTE color bars captioned with "shit" before he re-takes.
• His ramble in the beginning after trying to explain why he's doing the game he got for Christmas two months late and storming out of the room.
  'What 'id I do to deserve this? Where did I go so wrong? Why won't she answer the door when I knock?? I know I'm not perfect, I know I've made mistakes. But I- I KNOW that she sees me, because when I knock on the door she RUNS DEEPER INTO THE HOUSE-'
• "Then when you hit New Game it opens you up to a lovely plane battle over Berlin and GOOD LORD THIS IS TOO FUCKING SENSITIVE!!!" *first person camera veers wildly due to poorly implemented default mouse sensitivity settings*
• "And then once Alec Baldwin here checks you out..." *camera zooms in on Nazi resembling him while "My Heart Will Go On" briefly plays*
• The pre-alpha black-and-white Thunderbirds version of one of the game's cutscenes.
• MacDonald's horrifyingly rendered face which Caddy likens to Cole Phelps if he was made from ham. The subsequent references.
  He looks like Cole Phelps if he was made from ham!
  No biggie, I'm Cole Hamface Phelps, nothing is too hard for me!
  [...]stood around like a hamfaced dickhead[...]
• His rant about how the game designers missed the point of stealth in the "waiting" aspect.
  But before we can leave these barracks here, we need to wait. Wait wait waitwait wait wait WAIT. Okay, guys, let's get real for a second. I know this is a stealth game and we need to get around the enemies and take our time blahblblblblah but I found that nearly half of my time playing this game ended with me stood around like a hamfaced dickhead just waiting! And here's the thing, most of you know that MGS is one of my favourite franchises of all time and yes there's a fair amount of waiting in those games as well, I understand this, but in MGS you're constantly on guard, constantly thinking ahead, planning your next move, scouting enemy locations, dispatching some enemies, setting up distractions and even if you are moving through enemy sights you are moving ever so slightly. Every second in a stealth game needs to be used effectively and MGS forces you to be patient and productive. But here, there's no need to plan for any of this stuff! I know that there's only one enemy, I know where he's walking, I know exactly where I'm going, I have no weapons or distractions so I'm literally just waiting here for no fucking reason other than wasting my BLOODY TIME!! And this isn't just because this is stage one, in every other stage I've played that involved guards walking about, this becomes a tiresome idea very quickly. Guys, stealth is more than just an advanced Red Light Green Light and it'll be much better if I didn't feel as though I'm just waiting for a freight train to clear some tracks in order for me to carry on.
• The ending. The motorbike chase scene from the film is poorly rendered in game leading to Nazi bikers "doing Russian Kasack dances" and Steve McQueen in some hilarious death poses (one where he's face down with his leg cocked up and bent backward over him) thanks to poorly thought out Ragdoll Physics and poor driving controls. It's so hilariously bad that Caddy is left beside himself with laughter to the point that every time he tries to slauvage the game a scene from the bike chase pops up and he doubles over laughing again until he finally snaps.

The Worst Game Ever Made

• The entirety of the Dalmatians 3 review. Caddy describes it as the worst thing ever, beating out the Coronation Street game. And oh boy, he's so, so right.
  This game is already easing onto number one of my top ten "OH, THE COMPLETE AND INDESCRIBABLE ANGUISH!" list.
• Even better is how it ends: By the time he decides to take it out, the disc had become so red hot from stressing the PS2 to its limits with horribly-optimized disk space, that when he tried to run it again, the PS2 couldn't read it properly.
• His reaction to one dog claiming he likes to "Swallow my bollocks":
  You better watch your mouth, young man, this is a kid's game.
• Then he almost gives up entirely after the antagonist dog makes a Your Mom joke.
• The Heavy Metal Pigs.
• "And then finally there's a GOOD LORD I FUCKING HATE THESE--"

The Jungle Book: Groove Party

• His increasingly-bitter rant about the dance mat peripheral in his Jungle Book: Groove Party review:
  It was the first game I'd ever played that involved using one of those hideously-smelling plastic rugs that stuck to your feet and cats would piss and shit all over them and dogs would chew and throw up on them and they would never fucking work after being rolled up like two fucking times and sometimes it didn't even want to roll up at all which meant having it out on the fucking floor all the time, on the floor, constantly, mocking you, begging you to dance, dance, dance for me! DANCE FOR ME YOU LITTLE FATTY PIG, YOU NEED TO EXERCISE WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND I'M HERE TO FORCE YOU! Yeah, now that I think about it, those things were actually fucking awful.
• The opening skit and its increasingly unflattering closeups of him and his sister. Special mention goes to the dramatic music being the drums from the start of the EastEnders theme song, getting more offkey with each cut between shots.

Bratz: The Splatty Ratz That Are Gnatz Covered in Shatz

• The ending of "Bratz: The Splatty Ratz That Are Gnatz Covered in Shatz". He decides to try and hold off from slaughtering the game since it's his 200,000th subscriber special. However, he snaps very quickly due to a simple audio glitch, even though it was seen before in the video. Rather than shooting it, though, he actually goes to his girlfriend's house and lets her daughters slaughter the game for him, set to the most unfittingly intense music possible.
• Along the way he ends up shooting his girlfriend's eldest daughter Chloe.
  Chloe: Oh my god is that that Bratz game-
  Caddy: YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR IT! *bang*
  • The stinger has a mix between this and an odd CMoH: One of the daughters, Amy, seems aware of Caddy's web character, and asks if a fake gun he brought for a gag was his "real one". He then says it's not, and then she proceeds to pretend to shoot her sister Phoebe just because it's fake and it won't do anything.
• His reaction to the questionable 'life lessons' the game imparted, and his disbelief that the PS2 version of the game didn't follow the Rock Angels story.
• Heck the entire review was hilarious, particularly Caddy's reaction to the overly sarcastic Breaking the Fourth Wall tutorial and him imagining what it would be like if games like MGS did something like that.
  Colonel: When you want to use the Codec, push the Select button.
  Snake: But Colonel, since it's really cold down here, don't be surprised if I can't hit the Select button to call you on the Codec. The button could easily get stuck in the low temperatures, after all. Oh, and Colonel, I'm so cold that I can barely use the arrow buttons to run around and warm myself up. BRB.
• "Why was there a earthquake in here, I just went out to change my shirt and- nope not doing that." ''*slam*''
• His make-over of one of the Bratz consists of him painting her face bright green.
  'Oh, lovely... I am disease!'
• When he's looking through the song selection screen:
  'Wha-It's Green Day!'
  *cuts to a distorted face of Billie Joe Armstrong* I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!
• The first audio glitch he encounters as one of the Bratz shows her friends to their new apartment. "Ger ready to feast your eyes on the most slam-mi-min' loft in all downtow-w-n."
  'Well, if it's not slami-mi-min', then I'm not interested-ed-ed.

Season 4

Putty Squad

• The game was made on PS4. Caddy really wants you to know this.
  *spoken fast, teeth pratically gritting* Welcome to the eighth generation of electronic entertainment, folks! "THIS IS PS4!!!"
• "Longer than Long Great Auntie Maple's long long fffffffffinger."
• Caddy's reaction to one of the more... unusual enemies in the game.
  "Oh look, it's a carrot with sunglasses and revolvers trying to- *spouts Angrish for a moment* WHAT?! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?! BLEHH!"
• After giving the game a thorough beating, Caddy considers giving the game a second chance and playing one more level...until he sees that both of the next levels have titles with the word "squirt". He promptly chucks the game out of the window.

The Poo Race

• The entirety of the "Zoo Race" review, particularly the glitch montage.

Everything Can Stop Mr. Domino

• THE GAME LIED TO ME
• "You're given a choice between two anthropomorphic dominoes. Did I just say that out loud?"
  • The fact that the same clip of Caddy saying, "Did I just say that out loud" comes up twice in the review.
    • The other time being when he calls the game an "on-rail puzzle game".
• DOMINOES
• THIS CONTROL CAN BE WANK SOMETIMES but not all the time.
• The brief visual gag illustrating how the title makes it sound like Mr. Domino would be an unstoppable Kaiju-like being.

P.T. Makes My T.T.s Flee the C.T.

• The title is a pun when spoken out loud. When said aloud, it states "P.T. makes my Tittys (pronounced as T.T's) flee the city (pronounced as C.T.)
  • It's actually a Shout-Out to the famous "Swedish Made Simple" sketch from The Two Ronnies.
• Every time P.T. is stated in a regular way (not for joke purposes) a clip is shown from that aforementioned sketch, with "P.T." said in a rather hilarious tone.
• Caddy singing "Patience" after mentioning he needs patience.
  All we need, is just a little PATIENCE—
• THIS FUCKING GHOST THAT STALKS YOU!
• "You have to wait for 3 baby laughs that can be triggered by waiting for midnight to strike-and then you take 10 steps, listening to the phone, staring at a wall, taking 10 more steps, calling for a ghost with a DS4 microphone,taking a bath...-I MEAN PISS OFF!!"

Donald Bandicoot

• His reaction to the two-second-long broken opening cutscene.
• A bit of fan-made content: caddysfalsepromises.com, mentioned in the video as a joke, was actually been made into a real (if temporary) fansite. Clicking on the Impression Classes coupon button will take you to a page that displays Caddicarus GIFs to The Stanley Parable's "Following Stanley". (Which is also in the video when Caddy tries to use cheat codes).
• Caddy's comparison between Quack Attack's manual and modern day manuals.
• "You don't know what it is about Halloween. Is it in the air?" Cut to Caddy next to his window. "Yes." "Is it in the streets?" Cut to Caddy in the streets. "Yes." "Is it in the trees?" Cut to Caddy in a tree. "Yes." "Is it in the kitchen? Well, probably not..." Caddy notices a skeleton against his fridge. "Oh no! Aaaaahhh! Who put that dead body there?!" Oh and apparently it's cameraman Ollie's sister.
• Just before Caddy begins playing the game, Cerys comes in and tells him that she can do the best Donald Duck impression. What does said impression consist of? Cerys making throaty croaking noises into an empty toilet paper tube, before sheepishly leaving. Caddy's deadpan expression is what really sells the scene.
• The "Mr. Jack Shit" joke from Lilo and Stitch: Trouble in Phil Collins gets a Call-Back with a whole new incarnation!
  Caddy: But apart from that, all the other buttons do Mr. Bugger All of the Carey Funny Farm, Neebydeeb Ltd.
• Pointing out how the health system in this game is represented by Donald's temper, indicated on the HUD. Happy Donald for full health, grumpy Donald for low.
  Caddy: And then, to replenish your mood, all you have to do is grab a milkshake and then you return to being a HAPPY. LITTLE. DUCK. *plays a clip from one of Donald's old cartoons in which he goes apeshit on some sorta mechanical thing. Also a random zoom in shot of Howard the Duck for extra emphasis.*
• There's something oddly funny about Caddy mistaking Magica De Spell for Count Duckula.
• Caddy summing up the ending.
  Caddy: And there we go. Finished the game. And all that for a machine that makes rabbit shit and a duck face-sitting contest. Whatever one-hundred percent will bring you I don't even want to know.

Vib-Ribbon

• "It's a wire frame rabbit doing loop-de-loops around a never-ending white line until she turns into a frog because she jumped through a spiky line instead of rolling through it. And she sings."
• His repeated tripping over "NanaOn-Sha."
• (majestically, while holding the game) "And now, lo and behold, my children, for this is my gorgeous copy of Vib-Ribbon that I—" (notices a smidgen of dirt on the box, goes to normal voice, zoom in on game cover) "Wait a second, there's some fucking dirt on it! Ugh!" (majestically, with dirt now wiped off the cover) "That I love so very dearly. I love it so much that I can barely control my breathing whenever I see it." (Cut to Caddy breathing into a bag. Ends up looking into the camera upon being noticed) "I'm a pathetic twat of a man!"
• "Once upon a time in a faraway land, a young vector graphic angular female rabbit named Vibri was walking down this white line. And then this happened." (cut to Vibri making a scary face)
• He shows that Vibri reads out the menu commands when highlighted, and then spins the menu around so fast that Vibri becomes a Motor Mouth, set to sped-up footage of a man at an adding machine.
• His take on interpreting the "slightly broken English" of the game's songs:
  ♪You're not a baby or my hat / I'm not your mommy, do you know, can't you see?♪
  ♪Sunny day, I wank my Wii / I wake up ash cheeks so fine day♪
  ♪Search in my cunt, search in my house / I can't find sauce anywhere I want♪
  ♪Just wanna shake my tits / Your breasts are fun bags♪
• XYLOPHONE CADENCE

Resident Evil BILLY

• The pre-credits bit with Headless Caddy. "I got no haaaayyyyyyyyyyd."
• The whole opening sting where Caddy calls Jordan, complete with Jordan freaking out momentarily at the word 'collaborate' then simply saying 'OK' and somehow knowing Caddy is going to suggest Resi 0. This is the seller:
  Caddy: How did you know I was going to say that?
  Jordan: (calm monotone, black and white suddenly) You should never have called me...
  Caddy throws the mobile away and keeps talking.
• This exchange:
  Jordan: I mean how am I supposed to be scared of this game when Billy is following me around this train, snarking and flirting with his flirty, snarky voice?
  [...]
  Caddy: Well it could be worse, [...] could you imagine if Rebecca was the one flirting and Billy was the one snarking his face off? I mean what you'd this that would sound like?
  Jordan!Rebecca: You know I've always wanted to say this but I think you're really attractive B-B-B-Billy.
  Caddy!Billy: I told you I'm not interested Rebecca.
  Jordan!Rebecca: B-But I like you B-B-B-Billy.
  Caddy!Billy: You know something, I've killed twenty-three people and I won't hesitate to just shoot you in the-
  Jordan!Rebecca: Just give me a chance, give me a chance Billy.
  Caddy: Wait what are we talking about?
  Jordan: I don't remember, we are reviewing Resident Evil 4... or 2... or 7.
  Caddy: We're not very good at this, are we?
• Their reaction to The 'mysterious anime guy (James Marcus)'s opera singing. Or rather, Woody's reaction to it.
• The requisite title callout sounding like a rapper. Cue Caddy in full white rapper getup reciting the title and flipping a gang sign.
• Jordan enjoys relating to viewers the history of Resi 1, about the STARS Alpha Team stumbling on Spencer Mansion, a hellhole replete with traps, secrets and of course:
  Jordan: Zombies and monsters!
  Rebecca, in-game: Zombies and monsters?
  Jordan: Yes, zombies and monsters!
  Rebecca: Zombies and monsters?
  Jordan: *in ghoulish zombie facepaint, grinning* Zombies and monsters. *Beat. Sudden Jordan closeup screaming flashing Jump Scare ensues.*
• the dialogue gets Caddy giggling because its still vintage RE cheese. To give one example, when checking on the now-dead Edward Dewey, Rebecca sadly notes Edward "was so happy a few hours ago."
  Caddy: Yep. Edward was just so happy a few hours ago! What a shame that he's DEAD! Eh? Instead you brush it off like he just got dumped.
• The game's sound effects make Caddy crack up with how...quick they are, especially the menu sounds when leaving items behind or picking them up. As demonstrated by Caddy himself as he grabs a knife and unceremoniously tosses a key down.
• Jordan notes the game starts to pick up after Rebecca and Billy get off of the train and enter Umbrella's Management Training Facility.
  Caddy: Would you say that it got...scarier?
  Jordan: Well it gets scarier than the train, at least.
  Monster!Caddy: (now wearing a skull mask with a demonic audio filter activated) EVEN THIS?!
  Jordan: No.
  Monster!Caddy: Oh. (chuckles sheepishly, mask and filter still active) Well that was kind of embarrassing. Either way, would you like to carry on with your point? I'll just go and make myself a nice hot cup of tea.
• And once again, the dialogue gets to Jordan who highlights the pre-final boss banter between the mysterious anime guy (revealed to be James Marcus) and Billy.
  Marcus: Now I will have my revenge on Umbrella! And the world will BURN in an inferno of HATE! AHAHAHAHAHA!
  Billy: (with stern fish shaking) You'll pay for what you've done!
  (cue freeze frame of Marcus vomiting leeches while Jordan snorts in derision)
• Caddy, claiming Jordan's favourable views on the game ruined his attempt at a juxtaposed debate video, decides he needs to go out like all his other guest spots. Jordan, however, is ready for him. With a Voodoo Doll. Which he abuses the shit out of to tear Caddy apart. Unfortunately, Caddy somehow will not die.
  Caddy: (in pain having lost an arm) Jordan...why?
  Jordan: (about to stab his voodoo doll) What do you have to say for yourself NOW, Caddy?!
  Caddy: .....you're an arsehole casserole?
  Jordan: (stabs the doll and seemingly terminates Caddy) Wait a minute...I'm the first person to kill Caddy on his own show. (starts laughing-)
  Caddy: (off-screen and alive) You're a penis wrinkle.
  Jordan: (rapidly stabs the doll until he's sure he's ended Caddy)
  Caddy: You smell funny.
  Jordan: DIE! JUST DIE! JUST DIE!! (closes out the video with even more rapid stabbing)

LSD: Scream Emulator

• The whole intro to LSD: Dream Emulator. "I'm seeing beetles again. That's not good." Said beetles also including The Beatles. After one last vision of said Beatles...
  Caddy: Okay, that the LAST time I ever listen to that guy back there on the bridge that looked like Cliff Richard's corpse doing a spot of fishing!
  Cliff Richard's corpse on a bridge doing a spot of fishing: YOU FUCKIN' WHAT
• His usual intro has him mix up catchphrases.
  Caddy: Hey there everybody I'm PeanutButterGamer and recently *BZZZT*
  Caddy: Modern games, retro games, what's the difference, I'm here to review games *BZZZT*
  Caddy: I've not seen such bravery *BZZZT*
  Caddy: Hey guys what's up it's Jimmy and today *BZZZT*
• Encountering a hideous creature, Caddy bends over to vomit...and comes back up with a CD in his mouth.
  [Upon seeing an elephant in the sky] Chase them away! Chase them away! I'm afraid! Need your aid! PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE!
• SWEET HONKING ARSE BANDITS!
• Then when he runs into a giant negative colored penguin
  AHH! Adult, I need an adult! Get away from me!
  (runs into another monster) Gah-uh! Another Adult- t-two! I need two adults! I need two adults right now!
• Due to the limited space for names, Caddicarus enters himself as "IDONTEVENKNOWANYMO"

Season 5

Crash Team F***KING Racing

• "I'm scripting the video for Stuart Little 2."
  Quick J. Hoarsethroat: (violent laughter)
  • It's funnier when you realize that he actually did make a video on that game.
• When Quick berates Caddy for his decision of video topic and demands that he asks the audience about what they would prefer, Caddy pretends to take this into consideration before bluntly revealing that he already did, showing off the Strawpoll he had made.
  Caddy: (scornfully) Imbecile.
• At one point, Nintendo takes the video down due to Caddy using footage of Diddy Kong Racing. During the video.

Metal Gear Chicken

• The pun in the intro and Caddy's sheer pride in it.
  Rosie: James, how many people do you think are going to get that?
  Caddy: I don't care.
• When Caddy discovers that the developers who made Chicken Run also made Bratz: Rock Angelz:
  Rosie: James, what are you doing?
  Caddy: Drowning myself.
• "For King and Country and all the sprouts who sacrificed themselves to be eaten by dogs and fat men alike!"
• The appropriate use of "Chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep…"
• After the game skips:
  Caddy: Ah yes, haven't seen this problem in a while. Yeah, these kind of things tend to happen when your PS1 disc has a scratchscratchscratchscratchscratchscratchscratch—
  (dots appear in the middle of the screen as if the video is buffering)
  Caddy: I got you, didn't I?
• Caddy's reaction to Babs's sheer stupidity.
  Caddy: (holding his head in his hands) ... We are dead, aren't we?
• "But I suppose if people can make a video game about Barbie, I suppose the notion of a game about runaway chickens isn't too far-fetched. Because Farfetch'd is a fucking bird and that joke was amazing."
• After noticing that a cutscene dubs over Mel Gibson's voice in the movie with a soundalike:
  Caddy: My word. The man who wanted no relation to the Chicken Run video game starred in a movie where aliens were scared of wooden doors. Go figure.
• How does Caddy refer to the Chickens' classic "trenchcoated person tower" disguise complete with awkwardly flapping arms? "Flapping your arms around like Brutalmoose." Complete with a clip of Brutalmoose flapping his arms and some Wii remotes around.
• "Dunk chicken! Drown chicken! HELL FOR CHICKEN!!!"

Rascal

• First thing he does after displaying the game's box art? He sings.
  Caddy: Hiiiiiigh hopes, I've got! Hiiiiiigh hopes, I've got! High apple piiiie in your eeeeye hopes~♫
  • Which is of course accompanied by a completely necessary illustrative picture.◊
• Caddy becoming "MrCaddyPasta".
  Caddy, accompanied by eerie background music: Here are my top ten scariest SCPs to begin this whole thing off. (caption displays "#4") #10. SCP-2125. Object class: euclid. SCP-2125 is an average-looking music box. The difference with this music box, though, is that it has hyper-realistic eyes! Ooooooh! ...and a moustache, anyway, when any sentient being decides to turn the crank of this SCP, the song "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jon J- Jon B- Jon Bon Jovi starts playing. But not in a blinky-blonky music box kind of way, no, it actually plays the entire song in realistic CD quality. This would be creepy enough, however, if one decides to keep turning the box when the song reaches the key change just before the third chorus, because of how fucking awful the key change is, the music box kills fucking everyone in a three-meter radius with LASERS! (imitates laser noises)
  • Made even funnier when someone made an actual page about SCP-2125 on the SCP wiki. Complete with an interview with Caddy himself.
• A drunk Caddy quoting his intro as "Caddickinyourarse!"
• At the end of the video, a drunken Caddy accidentally slaughters himself.
• Caddy's bafflement at how Jim Henson's Creature Shop did the character designs for the game.
  "So what the hell happened here? (shows a clip from The Dark Crystal) The Dark Crystal. (shows the box art.) This. (repeats) The Dark Crystal. This."
• Caddy gets progressively drunker and drunker mid video. When he reads the main character's unbearably cheesy report card and bio in the instruction booklet, he takes a good swig and says:
  Drunk!Caddy: I hate this boy! I hate this boy! I hate this boy! I bate this hoy!
• Caddy comes prepared for hard or bad games kicking him in the nads with "Cockaway" genitalia protection/removal. Cockaway! It gets rid of it. Apply now.
• In his own words, there's no reward for beating a dragon boss during the game. Nothing at all. Nothing. Othing. Thing. Hing. Ing. Ng. G.

Nightmare Creatures

• Caddy practically orgasming over saying Ignatius Blackward.
• "And overall, what we can gather from all of that is that I love Ignatius' stick." (Beat) "Yes, I should probably change the script, maybe."
• The reaction towards him riposting a blindside attempt in the sweetest moment possible.
  SHANKED
• (describing Bloodborne) "It's a busy game, and I'm a big guy. Wait a sec-"
• There's one bit where Caddy is smacking a monster even after it dies, all while doing mundane things, like reading the game's manual and watering a plant.

PlayStation Cheats

• Showing off the "Exploding Lara" cheat in Tomb Raider II
  No words.
• Pretty much everything from the "Garbled Commentary" cheat in Formula 1. Bare witness to F1 commentary legend Murray Walker going off the deep end.
  Caddicarus: I need something a little bit more light-hearted now, um, okay how about "Garbled Commentary" mode on Formula 1?
  Murray Walker: "That's down a position! WILLIAMS Renault! And the race has been stopped, the red flags are out! (The race is clearly still going) Marino! Mark Blundell! He's hit the tires! THAT'S BURGER!^note It's actually "Berger" in reference to Ferrari driver Gerhard Berger HANG ON! (long pause) Germany."
• Showing off the Spider-Man PS easter egg where typing any swear word in the password screen causes Spidey himself to punch it (In the US version of the game he also changes the offending word into something innocent like "Bunny", which seems to be gone from the PAL version.)
• While rattling off the games that have a "Big Head Mode" cheat:
  It's fucking dumb.

BALLZ

• Yungtown's unhealthy obsession with Caddicarus in the intro, to the point where he floods Caddy's Twitter mentions with requests to do a crossover.
• Caddy's use of "BALLZ'" complete with a photoshop of a dog with a bunch of tennis balls in his mouth.
• When introducing the game:
  Caddy: (3D Ballz) was a game developed for the Super Nintendo, Mega Drive...
  Yungtown: You mean Genesis.
  Caddy: NO! (very brief zoom-in on the "Mega Drive" label on the console)
• Yungtown forgetting that Caddy doesn't live in London. LIES.
• Caddy's attempt to rap.
• I AM VERY HUNGRY!
• "Cooking with Puppicarus". Just... the entire thing.

That Cheesy Bastard

• Equating Cheesy the mouse with That Yellow Bastard.
• The intro, in which Caddicarus does a sing-along of how he got the game Cheesy from his friend Daz. Complete with bouncing lyric ball except this ball is Caddy's own face doing the most epic This Is Gonna Suck expression ever.
• BECAUSE MICE EAT CHEESE YOU KNOW
• The loading screen gags. Of course he sensibly puts the kibosh on them before they get overused.
• His obsession with seeing the Teapot enemy.
• His interpreting Cheesy's ghost flying away as he dies as Cheesy turning into a sperm and flying off into space to impregnate the Alien Queen to make more Yellow Bastards "or some shit".
• Why does Caddy consider himself a prime authority on everything? Because he used his new computer to edit his Blu-ray copy of The Muppet Christmas Carol to reinsert the "When Love Is Gone" sequence. Goes with Moment of Awesome as well.
• Speaking of Daz, he's in Caddy's head. And he tries to scare Caddy with a certain something and...it’s not there because he can't actually see what Caddy's looking at. So he gets Caddy to go outside where Caddy DOES find something. And said something happens to be Snow White And The Seven Clever Boys for PS2. Yes as in the same game mentioned in his Dalmatians 3 video made by the exact same people behind Dalmatians 3. Caddy seems to be winding up for a Big "NO!" and-
  Caddy: FUCKING HELL
• At one point Caddy lists off famous video game mascots that Cheesy tried and failed to compete against, including Sonic, Crash, Mario, and Spyro. Seems like a fairly simple bit, but as he names each character, a picture of them is thrown onscreen, and when Mario comes up, he barges his way through Crash, who lies on his side twitching occasionally for the rest of the bit.

Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys

• The beginning of the review brings us up to speed:
  "Pweviouswy on the Caddicawus show..."
  Caddy: FUCKING HELL
  "Now here's part 2"
• When Caddy sees the box for the game, we cut to him repeatedly slamming his head in a car door while muttering "No, no, no..." over and over in an attempt to erase all knowledge of the game from his mind. Rosie then turns up and, after briefly taunting him, says that the game can't be that bad. Then she reads the back of the box... Cue both Caddy and Rosie slamming their heads in the doors out of sync with each other in hilarious fashion.
• Caddy's rendition of "I'm Wishing", made better by Rosie's back-up vocals.
• The return of Puppicarus!
• After the narrator calls one of the boys "fat".
  Caddy: (laughs) Oh my god. This narrator is going to Hell.
  (Caddy with an oversaturated filter and a distorted voice) Where I'll be waiting for him.
• When Caddy realizes he can use the cursor during the film, he decides to make a remix of Snow White's Award-Bait Song with it: every few seconds he hovers over the menu button as it says "Back to menu" in a deadpan voice.
• The end note:
  Caddy (in a completely deadpan voice): This game gets slaughtered. [Caddy shoots the game] fuck you, I'm going to bed and I'm going to die.
  (cut to him lying face down in bed with sad piano music in the background)
  DAZZ RUINED MY LIFE
• "And Joseph Junior had nothing redeeming about his personality whatsoever, hence we didn't talk about him at all or assign him to any role. He just sat around with his thumb up his arse waiting for his daddy, Joseph Senior, to do his work."
• Caddy's reaction to a strange moment (out of many) in the film.
  Narrator: "But how could that be? Who could it be? *gasp*, oh, there's a funny face on the chimney!"
  Caddy: "OH MY PANTS! WHAT IS THAT!?"
• First, the game's title, AKA "Best-Fake-Title-To-Avoid-Legal-Conflict-With-Disney" as Caddy puts it. Oh and then he mentions he'd like to see Phoenix Games in court legitimately claiming they own the Snow White cast, or at least the Disney versions: "Yes sir, we own Deadskinned Barbie, we own Old Shark-Tooth Succubus Bint, we also own Toothless Gape-Mouth Soul-Sucking dwarf."
• Caddy referring to the game's Snow White as "Ho Shite", followed by him coming up with a title for a porno.
  Caddy: Ho Shite and the 7 Naughty Toys (cut to Caddy fanning and wiping his face with a towel, all while the beginning of George Michael's Careless Whisper plays) Oh my wow.
• Caddy and his Talking Inflatable Portal Turret's reaction to Prince Charming's ridiculously cloud-of-dusty entrance:
  Caddy: *amazed gasp* Oh my god! Yes wow! Did you hear that, Portal Turret?!
  Portal Turret: Did he say what I thought he said?!
  Caddy: Yes, I think he did!
  Portal Turret: Holy fucking shit a cloud of dust is coming to save the day!
  Caddy: I know right!
  Portal Turret: My fucking fuck fuck god I could literally piss myself with excitement!
  Caddy:: Too far! Too far!
  Portal Turret: I'm sorry.
  Caddy: Eh, no worries, okay.
  Portal Turret: Please don't be angry with me, or I will go ahead and cry now. WAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A AWAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
  Caddy: You're not even listening to me right now.
  Portal Turret: I'M SORRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-

Casper: A Spirited Beginning

• The MLG parody when Chris' dad ignores him.
• SNIVEL I WILL DEMIST YOU
• Caddy getting annoyed when Casper needs to be taught how to fly and go through walls, when he had already done both of those things earlier in the film, and brings up the relevant scenes with an irritated expression on his face.
  "That also happened earlier. Did they write this film backwards or something?"
• ...boring face.
• A face which Casper makes at some point while screaming, which Caddy then uses as the picture for a christmas card.
  MERRY CHRISTMAS
  FROM FLAPS, THE FRIED TOAST
• "I'm calling the chef?"
• The scene where they slime "Principal Rabies?"

Casper: An Apathetic Finale

• The first part of the review shares its title with the movie being reviewed; A Spirited Beginning. The second part? An Apathetic Finale.
• Caddy bringing us up to speed:
  "Pweviouswy on the Caddicawus show, during the Month of Terraaarrr... (aarr...)"
  (shows a clip of Scott Shelby set to the theme tune from Rolie Polie Olie)
  "Wait, that's not right."
  (shows a clip from Casper: A Spirited Beginning where an old lady screams "Ghost!", throws away her walker and tumbles over a mailbox)
  "Oh yes! That's better."
  • Even better, Caddy said in the comments section that he wanted to include the second clip somewhere in the first part but couldn't find anywhere to put it so he included it in part 2 during that segment.
• Every single one of Caddy's reactions to the living embodiment of Dull Surprise that is Steve Guttenberg.
• "Wikipedia lied to me, can you even imagine?!"
• When shocking things happen in the movie, Caddy edits a picture of Thomas the Tank Engine's face over Casper's, complete with a train whistle noise for tension.
• GASPA

Mr. Tumble's Legoland

• Caddy singing "Jingle Bells" in the intro.
  My Christmas album is now available from no good retailers because it's a load of fucking rubbish.
• Caddy's reaction to the fact that Walt Disney had real human bones on the Pirates ride at Disneyland^note they've since been removed, save for one skull near the end.
• Since Caddy decides he's not going to review the game that he's never talked about before, Brutalmoose once more has to show up to convince him to. How does Ian make the review happen? By promising to sing "Brick By Brick" to Caddy. Which he does...at the tempo of a lounge singer.
• "You have to join it onto something."
• Saying the build/erase sound effect sounds like someone being punched in the face... then dubbing over a fight scene from a movie with said sound effect.
  • In the same scene, he leaves in Jonathan Ablebody saying "Path" and puts a picture of Mr. Tumble on screen with a speech bubble coming from it and saying "PATH".
• This absolutely random gem:
  Caddy: I've beaten the tutorial, meaning I can go into the free-play section! (Slaps the table, jumps to his feet with his fist in the air) YEAAAAAAAAAH! (Beat, video reverses) HAAAAAAAAAEY!
• "Build a Space Tower ride!" "Thank you."
• "Gardeners can't afford to plant things. MECHANICS CAN'T AFFORD TO REPAIR THINGS."
• The tour of his own version of Legoland. FLOPPY BRICK: Where Dreams Come to Die!

Blossom Blast Bastards

• "THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN MY GARDEN."
• Caddy always refers to the game as "Blossom Blast Bastards", and always pauses between "blast" and "bastards". The length of the Beat increases each time.
• Towards the end of the review, he talks about one level that seems to be entirely luck-based. He tried for four weeks to beat it without paying money, to no avail. That's why he made the review in the first place. Then he reveals that he beat it anyway without even trying, and gives a middle finger and a "fuck you" to King Games for ruining his review.

Season 6

BUBSY 3D

• YOU SUCK DICK
• We wanna capture Bubsy, LOL!!!
• The cameos from Rerez, Tennings, Some Call Me Johnny and Caddy's sister Rosie. Rosie just wants Caddy to keep playing the game unlike everyone else.
  Johnny: BUBSY 3D IS WORSE THAN MURDER!
• Caddy, as expected, gives the game a slaughter, but what happens next is unexpected... he then slaughters his PS1, the corner of his sofa, and Rosie. He then cuts off his usual catchphrase and instead of telling viewers to stay beautiful, he demands that they "be ugly," then he announces that he's going to slaughter his viewers just for demanding he play the game. Of course he does this AFTER he literally tears the game to bits...and he slaughters us with his fist instead.
  Caddy: And so, not that I need to explain why, Bubsy 3D gets the slaughter. (BANG!) My PS1 gets the slaughter. (BANG!) The corner of my sofa gats the slaughter. (BANG!) Rosie gets the slaughter.
  Rosie: Wait, wha-(BANG!)
• "Who made this soundtrack? The London Symphony Arm-Farters?!"

VIP

• Caddy thinking his step-daughters were playing with grenades. Again.
• "You just hit buttons in a specific order. The End. And occasionally shoot with a cursor. The End. (Part 2)"

Star Wars: Rebel Ass 2

• The intro with BB-8 exploring Caddy's home trying to find him, then trying to console Caddy and even providing him the eponymous game to play is plain cute...until he kicks the poor droid away.
  • Caddy seems to be crying about a security recording of "someone" (probably Anakin) killing younglings...only not. "The younglings deserved it."
  • You can briefly see Stan the dog noticing and going after BB-8. As the outtakes show, the dog showed a lot of interest in that little droid.
• Rebel Assault 2 was once a PC game that received very...reviews. (screenshot of a rather negative score rating for the game.)
• Ahhh... cutscene, shutscene/Putscene/buttscene/Jabba the Huttscene/gutscene/slutscene/FUCKEDscene.
• Another Running Gag is Angry Matt Stone. OH MY GOD DOES HE TEND TO POP UP ALL THE TIME HE IS CADDY'S FAVOURITE ACTOR
• Caddy tries to ignore the barebones story since its standard Star Wars post-Yavin pre-Endor Expanded Universe fare:
  Caddy: So we won't bother covering them AND INSTEAD BLOW THE EVERLASTING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AND KICK DARTH VADER IN HIS CROWN JEWELS ALONG WITH KICKS IN ALDERAAN PLACES EHHH SEE WHAT I DID-
• At one point a flying level with the Millenium Falcon glitched out and blanked out the screen on Caddy. Was this something like the training Luke did and a cue for Caddy to let go his conscious self and act on instinct? Nobody knows, since all Caddy did was leave the controls alone when this happened and he passed the stage.
• The cameos from various Kylo Rens: Moody Kylo Ren, Grandpa Kylo Ren, and Wanking Kylo Ren.
  • In detail Moody Kylo Ren being offered a lemonade...and screaming at Caddy before saying he hates his dad. Quite a lot of commenters also pointed out that "Moody Kylo Ren" would basically just be Kylo Ren in general.
  Moody Kylo Ren: Heeeeyyyyy Caddy....
  Caddy; Aww, Moody Kylo Ren, how are you today?
  Moody Kylo: Ehhh, alright I guess...
  Caddy: Ah c'mon, wanna watch me play this game?
  Moody Kylo: Noooo....
  Caddy: Ah come on!
  Moody Kylo: I. SAID. NO.
  Caddy: You need cheering up, mister! (beat) Do you want a lemonade?
  Moody Kylo: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME I HATE MY DAD!
  Caddy: ...well that escalated quickly...Two-And-A-Half Ren.
  Moody Kylo Ren: I heard that!
  • Then Grandpa Kylo Ren, using his lightsaber as a cane:
    Grandpa Kylo Ren: Hey there, sonny!
    Caddy: Ahh, Grandpa Kylo Ren, good to see you! D'ya wanna come in for a cuppa?
    Grandpa Kylo: Ahh no my boy I had one at home I just wanted to come over and say hi!
    Caddy: Well that's very kind of you, thank you!
    Grandpa Kylo: I can also be bored nowadays, you know.
    Caddy: Well, you know where I am if you ever need a chat.
    Grandpa Kylo: Oh no, I need more than that.
    Caddy: (concerned silence.)
    Grandpa Kylo: Your socks smell good today. (Caddy shuts the door in his face.)
  • Finally, Wanking Kylo Ren's appearance.
    Wanking Kylo Ren: Hey, Cadster!
    Caddy: Oh, God! Wanking Kylo Ren! No one invited you! Don't touch me! (Closes the door)
• Caddy notices Imperial Admiral Sarn's line Hong Kong Dubbed in, and compares his lip movements to a dying fish.
  Sarn: The rebel fighters are in range, my lord. Sigma Squadron stands ready, awaiting your command.
• Caddy is not a fan of the standard X-Wing blaster noise, likening it to a squirt gun filled with mustard.
  Caddy: Fuck the sound department, and fuck you, Larry The O...what? Bet it was his idea.
• His reaction to "Admiral Ackbar as Himself."
  Caddy: Does he work as an optician or something? (beat) Can it love?
• "That's where they're making the Phantom TIEs!" (shot of a ghost wearing a tie.)
• Caddy comparing the soundalike for Darth Vader in this game (Scott Lawrence, with Andrew Nelson listed as his in-suit actor) surprisingly favourably to the one in the new Battlefront (Matt Sloan).
  Rebel Assault 2 Vader: Your report, Admiral Sarn. I trust the operation is proceeding as planned.
  Battlefront 2015 Vader: Nothing CLEVER to say, your HIGHNESS?
• The acting as a whole is pretty good but Caddy does spot some hokey bits. And even with all the costumes straight from the Star Wars costume department, that gets some shade too. Especially the forest hat on Ru's head.
  Ru Merleen: Rookie One, is that you?
  Caddy: My old cake-baking tray, is that you?
• The ending bloopers consisting of Caddy flubbing his lines are great, but more importantly all the BB-8 related fuckups, from Caddy's inability to control BB-8 properly to Stan the dog chasing him around.

Stuart Little 2

• The entire intro where Caddy explains how the game came to be. Apparently, it involved the Queen of England watching the Stuart Little 2 movie and deciding that she wanted to play it on her PlayStation.
  • "Mmm, yes, this tickles my giddies!"
• When calling back to his video on Crash Team Racing where he claimed to be scripting a review on this game, Caddy states that he expected the audience would write this off as a joke. Instead, he got a flood of requests.
• Stuart Little's little stuart.
• "YES!!"

Peter Pancreas

• The mere fact that poor Caddy has to sit through yet another "game" from Phoenix Games is hilarious in and of itself.
• The thumbnail, which features IHE's face placed over the atrocious 3D Peter Pan model on the cover of the game.
• The intro, in which Caddy tries to write poetry, which are just crude variations of Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue....
  Caddy: Roses are red... Violets are blue... You fill my pants with lots of doo-doo.
  Caddy: Roses are red... Violets are red... EVERYTHING's red... I've just been shot!
• The episode turns out to be a Crossover with I Hate Everything, of all people, who's represented by his channel icon, a cartoon head that floats.
• The cartoon's ridiculous case of Hong Kong Dub leaves both Caddy and IHE baffled and confused. The cartoon only having a single voice actor, who uses the same Dull Surprise voice for every character, confounds them to the point where they can't tell who's supposed to be talking.
• The ending. After IHE and Caddy apologize to each other for their earlier outbursts, Caddy suggests that they go out on a "friend outing". IHE asks what they could do, and...
  Caddy: Let's burn some fucking Minions.
  IHE: I love you.
• The Peter Pan cartoon ends on this note:
  Narrator: As you know, all's well that ends well. However, if you don't forget about your dreams... (cut to some people circling around the earth while doing this weird swaying thing) your favorite story characters will surely come back to you.
  Caddy: (sits there in silence before slowly moving towards the camera) Well, fuck it in a bucket.
  IHE: Yeah, kids, you want your favorite book characters to come visit you? Just believe hard enough! And soon, they'll become a ring of Saturn around planet earth and consume your ripe souls for brunch.
• Not even a minute in, and the hilariously awful dub has already put IHE at his limit.
  You have got to be shitting me!
• "YOU'RE A MOVIE! MOVE IS IN THE TITLE OF MOVIE! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO MOVE!'
• "I'm lost. And I'm a boy. A lost boy."
  • PETER PAN REFERENCE
• Really, the whole video has many, many moments that could fit on this list, but most of it is thanks to just how awful the quote-unquote game is, including the one scene where Peter makes the kids fly for no explained reason, prompting this gem:
  IHE: (While smoking a joint) Oh, I'll tell you, I don't need to learn how to fly, this cartoon has got me pretty high already, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

Scooby-Doo and the Super Shag

• The title of the video is hilariously misleading enough, but the part where he gets the title from is classic
  Shaggy: Like, check this out - I'm SUPER SHAG!
  Caddy: *After an initial look of shock* Oh, I BET you are... you dirty...old...CU-
  • Throughout the rest of the review, he refers to Shaggy as "Super Shag".
• Caddy riffs on the clunky movement
  Caddy: I know Shaggy and Scooby eat so much they should be dying from hypercholesterolemia, but LOOK AT THEM! They can keep their food down, they're scrawny and lanky as fuck! And, might I add, "Fuck" is a awfully scrawny and lanky young man, so why are the controls THIS heavy? Shaggy runs like an old man farmer wading through his muddy crops! Every move you make is slow, every jump and double jump is heavy on momentum and just slightly delayed, and you feel like you're playing the beginning bit of Nuts & Bolts through the whole game!
  *Cuts to a scene of Shaggy through a jumping platform section*
  Caddy: Come on! COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! *Gibberish that gets translated as U CAH DO EH, followed by a shriek that's subbed as HUNERAH. Shaggy falls and dies* AAAHHHHHH... SHET!
• In the Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase game, you end each level by getting the box of Scooby Snacks even though there are individual Scooby Snacks scattered through the level. Caddy compares this to getting the Dragon Egg at the end of each level in Spyro: Year of the Dragon... "while collecting hundreds of smaller dragon eggs just to eat them for extra lives 'BECAUSE YOU'RE A CANNIBALISTIC HUSSY".
• The Running Gag of his Sanity Slippage as he sees the game ripping off more and more from Crash Bandicoot, which reaches its peak at the broken bridge platforming puzzle.
  Oh hey look at this! That's pretty fucking familiar, ain't it?! I wonder where they got THAT idea from?! OH I DON'T KNOW, DANGER MOUSE?!!
• Also how do you create snowballs from flat ice.
• He rails on the broken level design, showing Scooby jumping into an instant death pit after missing a platform - and then jumping back to safety onto the platform he missed.
  Caddy: POLISH!!!
• Then there's the ending: he accidentally shoots the game with his patent pending Turn Into Something Worse (From the Same Franchise) gun, turning the game into the movie. Caddy lets out a Big "NO!" that transitions into him imitating a race car.

Sonic the Fighters

• Despite the fact that it's more an april fools video than an actual review (clocking in at just two minutes and two seconds), it's full of absolute hilarity.
  • COCK
  • "And so, by the end of the day, I had no excuse and went to see the god Zeus down by the spruce tree, where I deduced he seduced me, the stupid moose, so then I said, "Vamoose, you goose, and I'll let you loose before I get the noose and have juice during your abuse, you dumb recluse!""
  • What's Caddy's winning strategy?
  Caddy: Once you pick your character, the first thing you have to make sure you do when you hit the gameplay is HIT ONE BUTTON OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU WIN! LOOK, I'M NOT J-JGHRBRHRH LOOK, LOOK!! YOU REPEATEDLY HIT THE SAME BUTTON OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU PUKE TO WIN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BATTLE, AND IN THE END EGGMAN JERKS OFF TWO IMAGINARY COCKS!!! YOU WIN!! FUCK THIS GAME!!

Scooby-Doo and the Spindly Johnny

• Following on from the previous video:
  "Pweviouswy on the Caddicawus show-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow..."
  Caddy: Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase [the film]... I really don't like this thing. And I am never going to talk about it.
  "And now he is. HAHAHA. What a wanker."
• "BECAUSE THAT'S HOW COMPUTER PROGRAMMING WORKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
• Early on in the review, Caddy dubs the Phantom Virus as 'Spindly Johnny' and rolls with it through the rest of it. He continues to call Shaggy 'Super Shag' like in the previous video, too, and he dubs the professor with the absurd hairstyle 'Professor Lionmane'.
• "Oh boy! Scooby wax! (Wax falls out of Scooby's ear.)
• "REASON 6: GET A HAIRCUT!"
• Early on there's a scene in which Caddy keeps breaking into laughter before he can get into it because of what's to come. He manages to compose himself long enough, and we're treated to the sight of Spindly Johnny looming over Scooby, who's lying on a table, and the former has the most perfect >:D look on its face.
• Caddy's anticipation when Shaggy looks ready to dub himself 'Super Shag' like in the video game, and disappointment when he dubs himself 'Super Shaggy' instead.
• AAAAAAAAA! SPINDLY JOHNNY! RUN FOR YOUR LLLIIIVVVVVVEEESSS!
• At the end, Caddy decides that the movie gets the slaughter... but before he pulls the trigger, he gives the film another chance: one of the bonus features on the DVD is a music video called "Scooby Doo and Shaggy Love To Eat", and Caddy figures that it might be the film's saving grace. Instead, he just lies around in various positions as the song plays, implying he hates it. Cut to a white text on a black screen saying, "The song killed me."
• LIPSINKIN 101!!!1 LESSUHN 4! MAKE THE LIPS MOVE WITH THE WORDS!
  • LEHSSUN FAYLED GO HOME AND CRY! (monochrome video of Caddy crying in his bathtub to Gwyn's boss fight music)
• Velma asks what's wrong with Cyber-Shag, to which Caddy replies...
  Caddy: Well I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but you need to be sure that you know and trust the opposite person so much to degree where you think that you're ready to take that next big step in your online relationship!
• When the skeptical security guard inexplicably harasses the scooby gang:
  Guard: I don't like a bunch o' PUNKS... runnin' around myyyyyyy university!
  Caddy: What? How do these guys look any different from anyone else walking around YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UNIVERSITY?
• "Yep, he did it! He's guilty, he made the phantom, he did it!"
• After the gang become trapped in the video game, the guard says to just throw a switch and get them out, to which the scientists respond that the only way to escape is to beat the game. Caddy's reaction?
  Caddy: You're kidding me.
  Guard: You're kiddin' me?
  Caddy: Oh my god, even the movie agrees with me!

Irritating Stick... Seriously...

• Caddy growing increasingly bewildered as he reads off the list of crazy things contestants had to do in the Japanese game show the game was based off of, culminating with realising that one of them apparently involved making children date each other. He then acknowledges that a lot of it may have been lost in translation from the wiki page he read.
• Caddy pointing out how ridiculously bombastic the menu music is by showing a still image of Superman flying across the screen.
• Everything involving the announcer.
  Announcer: Watch out! You're too close to the edge!
  Caddy: Yes, I know I'm too close to the edge, when am I never too close to the edge? That's the whole point of this game! God!
  Announcer: Here come the three WINDMILLS!
• I CAN'T FUCKING FIT THIS ON THE SCREEN: The Show
  • Also, Caddy impersonating Chad Kroeger.
  Caddy: Look at this fuckin' shit! ('beat') 'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars on Ucchan Nanchan's Challengers of Fire 1,000,000 Yen If You Can Do This!!
• The sudden Shout-Out to WTL Network, in which Caddy complains about the TV Challenge mode's stringent time limit.
  Caddy: Even after an admittedly flawless run, the game still demanded me to-
  Percy: Hurry up, fuckface!
• The bit where Mr. and Mrs. Robot have a son... named Mr. Robot 2.
  Mr. Robot: But baby, you can't do that. I'm Mr. Robot.
  Mrs. Robot: But sequels are always better than the original!
  Mr. Robot 2 cries
  Mrs. Robot: Shut it, Mr. Robot 2!
  Mr. Robot: I'm leaving you now.

Wip Eout 2097

• "HEHEHEHEHEHE, WIPEOUT!"
  Followed by Caddy tripping over something.
• "It's summer in the UK and it's raining...PERFECT!"
• "Yes, these cardboard winged things that look like funny hats blew people away."
• [after a couple-seconds-long montage of 2097's soundtrack] Copyright is my best friend...
• DONK.

Resident Evil: Survivor of Boredom

• "It's a gun. YA SHOOT SHIT."
• This:
  Caddy: So the game opens with...
  Vincent Goldman: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  Caddy: 10/10.
• Caddy lamenting that the intro for the review was going to be amazing, which involved travelling to "the deep dark woods... in the middle of the day", hitting a tree with a tiny stick (which in one outtake, snapped off and hit Cerys), and pointing at a pond of dirty water, only to scrap the idea because of how boring the game was.
• The requisite "first zombie" of this game. You know how the series' first instance of a zombie was unnerving, horrifying and tense? What happens here? Ark hears shuffling, turns behind...and there's a zombie just standing there almost nonchalantly.
  Caddy: Oh my wow. What the fuck was that? He slowly walks towards him, stops, waits for him to look around and then he's like "Tee hee hee hee hee hee! Hello my friend, do you have enough change for a coffeeeee?"
• The way the game tries to play up the idea that the protagonist might be Vincent the murderer only for the game to then not-so-subtly hint that he isn't. For those who've suffered the game to completion which Caddy could not, this is indeed the case; the game's protagonist is actually named Ark Thompson, who is a good guy and private investigator sent to take down Umbrella's lab on Sheena Island. The supposed Vincent was the guy in the intro falling screaming out of that chopper.
• The Umbrella Trashsweeper unit leader's distinct voice causes Caddy no end of amusement and leads to him indulging in a bit of verbal Baneposting.
  UT Unit Commander: REMEMBER YOUR MISSION!! We're doing a clean sweep of the area! EVERYONE and EVERYTHING must be cleansed! So MOVE OUT!
  Bane-icarus: Yes and don't forget to find the Batmaaan~

Rosco McQueen

• Caddy solving all his friends' (and his dog's) problems by spraying them with a hose.
  "Ah, God's precious water!"
  "JIRANIMO!!!"
  • Briefly subverted when Olly tries reasoning that spraying water doesn't solve all of life's problems... only for Caddy to spray him anyway.
• Caddy's impersonation of Lightning McQueen.
• Caddy's song in the beginning of the video with some fidgety like dancing.
  "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
• His reaction upon finding out that the game is rated 3+ (the European equivalent of an E rating in the US), despite both Rosco and a random person graphically exploding into pieces.

Cringing at my First Video

• Pretty much the entire video. The hilarity starts off with Caddy giving a rating to Miracle Space Race by Midas, which he said he previously reviewed, but before he could slaughter the game, he gets scared as it's his birthday, and Cerys comes in saying Caddy's usual signing off catchphrase.
• The second Caddy starts watching his review:
  Young!Caddy: Mario Kart, anyone?
  Caddy: Oh, fuck me. Hey, past me! Backstreet Boys called, they're missing their sixth member, wondering if you could fill in for them?
  Young!Caddy: Okay, you delibarately just trying to annoy me?
  Caddy: Who am I even speaking to? Am I high?
• At one point of the review, Caddy falls from the couch because of a Jump Scare involving his 2012 self's loud voice.
  Caddy: Hey, past me, there's a thing called volume adjustment. In video editing. You move the thing up and down, and it makes things louder or quieter. Use it more.
  Young!Caddy: ...colored and shaped differently. OH MY GOD A BRIDGE!
  Caddy: No, you're not gonna use it? Ok, fine, fuck you then.
• Kill it, kill it, die in a hole, strangle yourself, drown in a puddle, (beat) shit your pants.
• Present day Caddy remarks on some strange gesticulating from his younger self:
  Young!Caddy: (hands on the back of his head while violently shaking up and down) What kind of racing game am I playing?!
  Caddy: JESUS, I'M HAVING A FIT!
• Caddy's response to the "A bad one." joke is to profusely apologize, since it isn't even a joke.
  Caddy: But you know what is a joke? ... (slowly puts on sunglasses) ... This fucking video.
  (cue the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!")

66 Net Yaroze Games

• Story Time with Daddy Caddy.
• Caddy's frustration with finding a string of demos. One of them having music flatout ripped from Star Wars.
• "One day, Lightning McQueen met Sally in the middle of the road and he was feeling naughty and decided to raid her boot and leave his oil in there, the end."
• In A Bob, Caddy picks the team from Sweden, "because they look the cutest and also-" (cue Swedish Chef soundclip)
• Caddy plays Clone once again, and claims that the next time he hears the creatures scream, he will promptly shit himself. Cue scream and Caddy doing just that.
• His frustration at the fact that several games in a row happen to be demos that just consist of graphics tests. And one of them has music stolen straight from Star Wars.
• His review of "Sound to Light":
  Caddy: My guess is that I have to play a CD and then it makes a light effects show, based on the CD I've picked. And if so, that'd be awesome. But I really can't do that here over copyright. So, uh... "Black Screen Simulator 1997".
• When playing a game simply titled Adventure Game, we get this gem:
  Caddy: Oh yeah I remember this one. It was on a demo along with Rugrats: Search for Reptar, I believe.
  (beat)
  Caddy: Tommy will kill you in your sleep.
• On "Tunnel Demo": "And by the way, square and circle moves you left and right. .SDRAWKCAB"
• Caddy plays One on One, which turns out to be a very shoddily-made basketball game.
  Caddy: (in a very strained whisper) I think I'm just about done here.
• Caddy plays Rocks 'n' Gems, and dies very quickly thanks to a suddenly falling boulder.
  Caddy: Well this doesn't seem too bad, I mean... *a boulder falls on his character, blowing him up*
  *beat*
  Ringo Starr: "OOOOOUUUGGHHHHH!!!", groaned GORDON!!

Season 7

Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly

• The video starts with Caddy digging in his garden, only to be bugged by Cerys to cover Spyro because he promised it last video. He gives her what she wanted.
  Cerys: Yaaaaaaaayyyyy-shit.
• Caddy's struggle to talk positively about the game through several hilarious bugs. He ends up beating the game in less than ten minutes, the average length of a speedrun.
• Caddy goes back to digging in his garden, only this time he buries the game.
  Caddy: THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN MY GARDEN!

R/C Scrub Copter

• The intro, which begins with Caddy saying his bed is calling to him "like a pigeon", and ends with him trying to fly a half-gallon of milk.
• STUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNT COPTEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!
• Caddy comparing the difficulty to other games, complete with visual representations.
  Caddy: Dark Souls, go away, Battletoads, jog on, Ninja Gaien 2004, on your bike, The Lost Levels, fly a kite through space, good luck trying to breathe you dick!
• The game constantly belittling Caddy's every attempt to play. This includes the instruction manual, which bluntly states "You will NEVER beat this game."
  Caddy: Just spent 60 dollars in 1999 to buy the game and can't beat the tutorial? The game doesn't care. Find it too hard and can't unlock anything? The game doesn't care. Your pet cat just died? THE GAME DOES NOT CARE.
• Caddy describes the Difficulty Spike going from the tutorial to the actual challenges as the game taking off its boxing glove, donning safes, and pummeling your face in. Complete with a graphic of the game doing just that to Caddy's.
• Caddy entering Free Flight mode, which is symbolized by a picture of Caddy floating out of his window to Katamari Damacy music.

Not-So-Cool Boarders 3

• Theintro shows a bruised Caddy, sporting a black eye. He claims he suffered these injuries while attempting a skateboarding trick. He actually walks face-first into the corner of a door. Cerys doesn't seem to care about it, either.
  • Caddy then asks for something cool to put on his face, since they ran out of frozen peas. Somebody (probably Cerys) throws Cool Boarders 3 at him.
• The ending. Caddy prepares to slaughter the game, only to be stopped by several AK-47's aiming at him, presumably by fans of the game. He then tells them that he can just drag out the video as long as he wants, but it won't end unless he shoots the game. The video goes on like this for the next minute or so, only ending in mid-sentence as he still tells his attackers that he'll drag out the video as long as necessary.

Crash Bandicoot

• Apparently Caddy's girlfriend's youngest daugher, Amy, used to call the series "Cash Banooca".
• The return of the Fun Fact guy is also him getting somewhat Running Gagged, as he explains that not only is he out of fun facts AND the desire to tell them, but he's fallen into a well.
  "I'm STUCK, that's why there's an echo in here all the time. HELP ME, I'M DESPERATELY AND IM HUNGRY FOR DINNER, HOW ABOUT SOME FISH AND CHIPS? . . . Did you know Crash's original name was Willy Wombat, NGHAHAHAHAH-"

Crash Bandicoot 2

• When doing his usual "Slaughter or Salvage" intro bit, instead of the normal guns he pulls out, he pulls out crudely-made paper versions of them made by his girlfriend's daughter, Caddy then Lampshades this, puts them away (because it won't kill anybody) and pulls the real gun out.... "to kill people".
  • Shortly afterwards (and quite suddenly too), there's a gag where he's just repeatedly pulls the trigger, making a clicking sound and then goofly proclaiming "IT'S A PROP!"
• "The Sony Toilet Seat"
• CASH BANOOCA 2: GRINGOTT'S STEAKHOUSE!
• The Crash 2 Commercials and Caddy's reaction to them.
  • HAAAAA!
  • Anytime Caddy plays a clip from the Commercials.
• The gag about Ripper Roo coming back to life for some reason.
• Caddy doing what we completionists were too afraid to do: AVOID EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE CRYSTALS! (Minus the Blue Gem) TWICE!
• "YOU FUCKING GRINCH BOXES!"
• The return of "Rape-Face Crash".
• In response to the fact Clancy Brown voices Cortex, he plasters Mr.Krab's head on Cortex's body. We also get this:

  Cortex (in Mr.Krabs Voice and lip synced to match): I don't care about the children! I just care about their parents' money!

• Caddy letting his daughter do the Salvage, with the Paper Salvage Gun.

Crash Bandicoot 3: WARPED!

• Caddy actually starts off the video by immediately salvaging the game since he's already gushed about the game at length in several other videos up to this one so he just gets it out of the way to save everyone the time.
• Caddy wondering what kind of painful constipation Clancy Brown was suffering from when he did the Title Scream.

Rayman

• Caddy points out that punching doesn't make a whole lot of sense as a power-up.

  Caddy: That's not really a "power-up" and more a "thing that every breathing person with a fist can do-up".

• Caddy rescues his first set of Electoons in the game using said "thing that every breathing person with a fist can do-up". The freed Electoons promptly walk off the edge of the platform they are on into the insta-kill water.
  Caddy: Well...um...Rayman...oh, God bless him, at least he tried!

Disney's HERCULAY!

• MILUK!!
• Caddy pointing out that the game is about Disney's rendition of the Greek hero and not the Marvel Comics one. Complete with a jaunty close up of the famous COOL STORY BRO panel.
• Showing a bit of unease at one of the Muses on the main menu, whose head never moves.
• "Disney's Action Game featuring BOIDS!"
• Caddy wondering why he can't attack the enemies in the running stages:
  Caddy: Why not? I'm Hercules! I'm sword!
  Phil: What're you doin'?! GET YA SWORD!
  Caddy: I can't, DANNY!
• His explanation of his hatred of how the main moral of the film was delivered. The echo of his voice makes it even funnier:
  Caddy (As Zeus): Duh, a hero isn't measured by his strength, but by his heart! Nyeh nyeh nyeh, love love love! So I'm sorry you had to go through all that shit, none of this made you a hero at all. To sit on Olympus, all you had to do was be in love and get her (Meg) knocked up.

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee

• After stating that Abe is a janitor:
  Caddy: YEAH, YOU DID A GREAT JOB, ABE! *Zooms in on a dirty spot on the floor* GREAT JOB!
• Caddy states that he seemingly needs to run from some sligs that were chasing him in a cutscene, but he decides to avoid that by entering a secret... which involves force fields and meat grinders.
  Caddy: (slowly) Oh no... I should've kept on running... (normal speed, zoomed in on his mouth) The game's hard.
• "Or the game could just glitch... *Shows a slig jittering on the edge of a platform* Mmm, Th-th-that, that looks normal..."
• The GameSpeak rap.
  Abe: Follow, follow, follow, follow, wait, wait, Grrr... Wait, wait, hello, hello, wait, wait... *Farts* (Beat) He hah hah!
• Caddy discussing the terrible morality system of Shadow the Hedgehog in a goofy voice, as his mouth grows and he moves the copy closer to his face.

Spice World

• Really really really wanna zigazig ah!
  • BACON LASTS FOREVER
• The Spice Girls' in-game models are so creepy that he comes up with new names for them: Chin Spice, Steamroller Spice, Witch Spice, Rat Spice, and... Scary Spice, the only girl who doesn't need to change her name because she looks fucking terrifying.
• He points out how much info the documentary clips give about the girls:
  "...But when I say extensive, I mean that by the end you'll know what fucking toothpaste they like using, because holy shit it never ends."
• The Host's finger icons happen to be a point and an "A-OK". Caddy puts two and two together, calling him a "finger-fucker" and crudely animating the hands doing just that.
• The Mixing Room host's thick Cockney accent drives Caddy mad:
  "Are you even speaking English, you goatee beanie Rayman finger-fucker?! NO!"
• SPY SKULL *cue image of a skeleton in a suit with a gun, set to Rayman 2 music*

MediEvil

• Caddy's reaction to a defeated Zarok's shout of "BUGGER!"
• Comparing Sir Dan's walking animation in the cutscenes to "someone walking around like he just shat his bum".
• Caddy's imitation of the gargoyles' mouth movements.
• DEMENTED!

The Creepy Doll: THE NEXT BEST WORST MOVIE EVER

• The fact that Caddy unintentionally discovered this movie while browsing Amazon Prime, and watching it inspired this episode.
• Caddy envisions the audition process for the mom at the start of the movie. Said audition consists of Caddy looking displeased with Director!Caddy and saying "Neeow."
• This conversation between Jason and Dick:
  Jason: We want all the same things. I mean, that's what matters, right?
  Dick: Oh no no no no NO, that's not love, son. D'ya you wanna know why my wife can't keep away from good ol' ''Dick?
  Jason: Of course.
  Caddy!Dick: Well, ya see, the secret is that you take some of the Vaseline of the camera lens behind me and then you stick it up-
  (SMPTE color bars captioned with "THIS ISN'T FOR FUCKING KIDS")
• Caddy freaks out over how Jason and Kate start getting hot and heavy over a discussion about doorknobs and cabinets, followed by the sudden appearance of Jason's friend Samantha, who just stands there and stares at them making out.
• "FINE!"
• After watching the movie, he mentions being interested in other Big Biting Pig movies
  Caddy: ...Which makes me wanna watch more classics from them, like... Frances Stein... and..... GoatSucker-

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