History Funny / CaddicarusMainSeasons1To7

* The best deathblow he manages to deal the very much 32-bit game is comparing the awful early 90s MIDI quality music to the almost orchestra level complex "Terra's Theme" from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' which, on the older 16-bit UsefulNotes/SuperNintendo sounded amazing, even when not compared to this game.

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--> ''Look at this fucking shit!''

---> Caddy: (clapping as he walks towards the camera to the in-game music) "''[[Series/ShootingStars Lesbians, lesbians, happy and free with each other~!]]''"

* The ending of "Bratz: The Splatty Ratz That Are Gnatz Covered in Shatz". He decides to try and hold off from slaughtering the game since it's his 200,000th subscriber special. [[spoiler:However, he snaps very quickly due to a [[DisproportionateRetribution simple audio glitch, even though it was seen before in the video.]] Rather than shooting it, though, he actually goes to his girlfriend's house and lets her daughters slaughter the game for him, set to the most [[MundaneMadeAwesome unfittingly intense]] music possible.]]
* Along the way he ends up [[spoiler:shooting his girlfriend's eldest daughter Chloe]].
-->'''Chloe:''' Oh my god is that that Bratz game-
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR IT!''''' [[spoiler:*bang*]]
** The stinger has a mix between this and an odd [=CMoH=]: [[spoiler:One of the daughters, Amy, seems aware of Caddy's web character, and asks if a fake gun he brought for a gag was his "real one". He then says it's not, and then she proceeds to pretend to shoot her sister Phoebe just because it's fake and it won't do anything.]]

* the dialogue gets Caddy giggling because its still vintage [=RE=] cheese. To give one example, when checking on the now-dead Edward Dewey, Rebecca sadly notes Edward "was so happy a few hours ago."

* At the end of the video, a drunken Caddy accidentally slaughters [[spoiler:''himself'']].

[[AC: That Cheesy Bastard]]

* Speaking of Daz, he's in Caddy's head. And he tries to scare Caddy with a certain something and...its not there because he can't actually see what Caddy's looking at. So he gets Caddy to go outside where Caddy DOES find something. And said something happens to be ''[[spoiler:Snow White And The Seven Clever Boys'' for [=PS2=]. Yes as in the same game mentioned in his ''Dalmatians 3'' video made by the exact same people behind ''Dalmatians 3''.]] Caddy seems to be winding up for a BigNo and-

[[AC: Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys]]

* The return of [[spoiler:Puppicarus!]]

[[AC: Casper: A Spirited Beginning]]

[[AC: Casper: An Apathetic Finale]]

[[AC: Mr. Tumble's Legoland]]

* Towards the end of the review, he talks about one level that seems to be entirely luck-based. He tried for four weeks to beat it without paying money, to no avail. That's why he made the review in the first place. [[spoiler:Then he reveals that he beat it anyway without even trying, and gives a middle finger and a "fuck you" to King Games for ruining his review.]]

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* The cameos from Rerez, Tennings, WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny and Caddy's sister Rosie. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Rosie just wants Caddy to keep playing the game unlike everyone else.]]
--> '''Johnny:''' [[spoiler: BUBSY 3D IS WORSE THAN MURDER!]]
* Caddy, as expected, gives the game a slaughter, but what happens next is unexpected... [[spoiler:he then slaughters his [=PS1=], the corner of his sofa, and Rosie. He then cuts off his usual catchphrase and instead of telling viewers to stay beautiful, he demands that they "be ugly," then he announces that he's going to slaughter his viewers just for demanding he play the game. Of course he does this AFTER he literally tears the game to bits...and he slaughters us with his fist instead.]]

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[[AC: Star Wars: Rebel Ass 2]]

-->'''Grandpa Kylo Ren:''' Hey there, sonny!\\

-->'''Wanking Kylo Ren:''' Hey, Cadster!\\

--> '''Caddy:''' [[spoiler:[[TakeThat Let's burn some fucking]] [[Franchise/DespicableMe Minions.]]]]
--> '''IHE:''' [[SincerityMode I love you.]]

* Then there's the ending: [[spoiler: he accidentally shoots the game with his patent pending [[InventionalWisdom Turn Into Something Worse (From the Same Franchise) gun]], turning the game into the movie. Caddy lets out a BigNo [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext that transitions into him imitating a race car]].]]

* At the end, Caddy decides that the movie gets the slaughter... [[spoiler:but before he pulls the trigger, he gives the film another chance: one of the bonus features on the DVD is a music video called "Scooby Doo and Shaggy Love To Eat", and Caddy figures that it might be the film's saving grace. Instead, he just lies around in various positions as the song plays, implying he hates it. Cut to a white text on a black screen saying, "The song killed me."]]

* The way the game tries to play up the idea that the protagonist might be Vincent the murderer only for the game to then not-so-subtly hint that he isn't. [[spoiler:For those who've suffered the game to completion which Caddy could not, this is indeed the case; the game's protagonist is actually named Ark Thompson, who is a good guy and private investigator sent to take down Umbrella's lab on Sheena Island. The supposed Vincent was the guy in the intro falling screaming out of that chopper.]]

[[AC: Rosco [=McQueen=]]]

-->'''Caddy''': [[TemptingFate But you know what]] ''[[TemptingFate is]]'' [[TemptingFate a joke?]] ... [[spoiler:[[HypocriticalHumor (slowly puts on sunglasses)]] ... [[GlassesPull This fucking video.]]]]
-->(cue [[spoiler:[[Series/CSIMiami the "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"]]]])

* [[spoiler:[[BookEnds Caddy goes back to digging in his garden]], only this time he buries the game.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' [[spoiler:'''[[CallBack THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN MY GARDEN!]]''']]

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* The intro shows a bruised Caddy, sporting a black eye. He claims he suffered these injuries while attempting a skateboarding trick. [[spoiler: He actually walks face-first into the corner of a door. Cerys doesn't seem to care about it, either.]]

* The ending. Caddy prepares to slaughter the game, [[spoiler: only to be stopped by several AK-47's aiming at him, presumably by fans of the game. He then tells them that he can just drag out the video as long as he wants, but it won't end unless he shoots the game. The video goes on like this for the next minute or so, only ending in mid-sentence as he still tells his attackers that he'll drag out the video as long as necessary.]]

[[AC: Crash Bandicoot]]

[[AC: Crash Bandicoot 2]]
* When doing his usual "Slaughter or Salvage" intro bit, instead of the normal guns he pulls out, he pulls out crudely-made paper versions of them made by his girlfriend's daughter, Caddy then [[LampshadeHanging Lampshades]] this, puts them away (because it won't kill anybody) and pulls the real gun out.... "to kill people".

* [[spoiler: Caddy letting his daughter do the Salvage, [[BrickJoke with the Paper Salvage Gun]]]].
[[AC: Crash Bandicoot 3: WARPED!]]

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[[AC: Disney's HERCULAY!]]

[[AC: Spice World]]

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[[AC: The Creepy Doll:THE NEXT BEST WORST MOVIE EVER]]

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* "No multiplayer mode. Not even on the arcade mode?! What kind of racing game am I playing?! I'll tell you what kind…" (''puts on sunglasses'') "A bad one." '''''[[Series/CSIMiami YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!]]'''''

--> '''Caddy:''' But we aren't here to judge the menu, because (a slowed down version of [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Mumbo's Mountain]] plays) '''[[HellIsThatNoise THAT'D BE FUCKING STUPID!]]'''

* "They zoom in, ''faaaaade''", "They zoom out, ''fade''", "They zoom in, '''[[HellIsThatNoise FAAAAAAAAADE]]'''".

--> *cuts to a distorted face of Billie Joe Armstrong* '''[[HellIsThatNoise I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!]]'''

* "That's where they're making the Phantom [=TIEs=]!" (shot of a [[JustForPun ghost wearing a tie.]])

--> '''Caddy:''' [[spoiler:[[TakeThat Let's burn some fucking]] [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minions.]]]]

--> "What 'id I do to deserve this?? Where did I go so wrong? Why won't she answer the door when I knock??? I know I'm not perfect, I know I've made mistakes. But I-I KNOW that she sees me, because when I knock on the door she RUNS DEEPER INTO THE HOUSE-"

* The appropriate use of "[[Film/TheRoom Chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep…]]"

'''IHE''': Yeah, kids, you want your favorite book characters to come visit you? Just ''believe'' hard enough! And soon, '''[[SurpriseCreepy they'll become a ring of Saturn]] [[SpoofAesop around planet earth and]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop consume your ripe souls for brunch.]]'''

* Caddy's [[SurpriseCreepy reaction]] to the fact that Creator/WaltDisney had real human bones on the ''Pirates'' ride at Disneyland[[note]]they've since been removed, save for one skull near the end[[/note]].

* The StupidStatementDanceMix Caddy makes out of the "strangely-melodic" menu highlight sound from the game of ''Film/TheFifthElement''.

* He reaches a fever-pitch of frustration to the point where he makes a StupidStatementDanceMix of "[[{{Music/TheBeachBoys}} I Get Around]]" out of his swearing.

--> '''Cartman:''' I just need to find my other duuuuudes!

-->'''Caddy:''' So we won't bother covering them [[SuddenlyShouting AND INSTEAD BLOW THE EVERLASTING FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AND KICK DARTH VADER IN HIS CROWN JEWELS ALONG WITH KICKS IN]] [[IncrediblyLamePun ALDERAAN PLACES]] EHHH SEE WHAT I DID-

* The [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cameos]] from various [[Film/TheForceAwakens Kylo Rens]]: [[{{Wangst}} Moody Kylo Ren,]] [[ScatterbrainedSenior Grandpa Kylo Ren,]] and [[ADateWithRosiePalms Wanking Kylo Ren.]]

* Caddy's impersonation of [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]].

* "One day, [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen met Sally]] in the middle of the road and he was feeling naughty and decided to raid her boot and leave his oil in there, the end."

--> '''Caddy:''' Ah, Miss Croft. You know how to live...like a (echoing) [[GagBoobs BIG BOSOMED QUEEN!]]

-->'''Caddy (As Zeus)''': Duh, a hero isn't measured by his strength, but by his ''heart!'' Nyeh nyeh nyeh, love love love! So I'm sorry you had to go through all that shit, none of this made you a hero at all. To several members, all you had to do was be in love and get her (Meg) knocked up.

'''Jordan:''' (rapidly stabs the doll until he's sure he's ended Caddy)'''\\

-->'''Caddy''', accompanied by eerie background music: Here are my top ten scariest [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCPs]] to begin this whole thing off. ''(caption displays "#4")'' #10. SCP-2125. Object class: euclid. SCP-2125 is an average-looking music box. The difference with this music box, though, is that it has ''hyper-realistic eyes!'' Ooooooh! ...and a moustache, anyway, when any sentient being decides to turn the crank of this SCP, the song "Livin' on a Prayer" by [[Music/BonJovi Bon Jon J- Jon B- Jon Bon Jovi]] starts playing. But not in a blinky-blonky music box kind of way, no, it actually plays the entire song in realistic CD quality. This would be creepy enough, however, if one decides to keep turning the box when the song reaches the [[TruckDriversGearChange key change]] just before the third chorus, because of how ''fucking awful'' the key change is, the music box ''kills fucking everyone in a three-meter radius with LASERS! (imitates laser noises)''

* The Completionist wonders why people still keep flocking to areas infested with man-eating sharks in the ''VideoGame/JawsUnleashed'' review. Caddicarus describes this as such:

* His repeated tripping over "[[NoPronunciationGuide NanaOn-Sha]]."

* The way the game tries to play up the idea that the protagonist might be Vincent the murderer only for the game to then not-so-subtly hint that he isn't. [[spoiler:Of course he isn't, his name's Ark Thompson and he's a secret agent good guy and Vincent was the guy in the intro falling screaming out of that chopper.]]