Heck, pick a bad episode and you might even end up in a real hospital. Anyway, the rules for the Scrubs drinking game:
- Drink every time J.D. has a fantasy.
- Drink whenever J.D. talks in his head
- Drink every time Dr. Cox calls J.D. by a girl's name.
- Drink every time Dr. Cox calls him by a dog's name in "My T.C.W."
- Hell, drink every time Dr. Cox calls anyone by a nickname.
- Drink whenever there's a Ho Yay moment between J.D. and Turk.
- Drink every time Ted talks about his mother.
- Drink every time Dr. Cox gives a rant.
- Drink every time The Todd makes a lewd joke or calls for an "X-five".
- Drink every time Dr. Cox whistles.
- Drink every time The Janitor tries to mess with J.D..
- Make it two if he succeeds.
- Make it three if somehow someone turns the tables on the Janitor.
- Drink every time The Todd and Turk 'Get Their X On'.
- Drink every time the "whoosh!" sound plays during a scene transition.
- Finish your drink as J.D.'s summing up the common thread between everyone's plotlines in his voiceover.
