Bob's Burgers packs a triple punch of couch gags, with the Store Next Door in the intro changing with every episode. Starting with Season 2, they also gave each episode a new exterminator's van and a different event in the end credits. The show literally comes and goes with a gag of this kind.
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Season 1
The exterminator van remains the same throughout all of Season 1: Rat's All, Folks! Exterminators
- S01E01 - Human Flesh
- Store Next Door: P.F.E.T.A.
- Burger of the Day:
- New Bacon-nings (Comes with bacon)
- The Child Molester (Comes with candy)note
- S01E02 - Crawl Space
- Store Next Door: Trot's All Natural Fertilizer
- Burger of the Day:
- Never Been Feta Burger (Comes with feta cheese)note
- Foot Feta-ish Burgernote
- Tunaminote
- S01E03 - Sacred Cow
- Store Next Door: Rent Reduced - Crime Scene Special
- Burger of the Day:
- Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger (Comes with corn salsa)
- Pepper Don't Preach Burger
- Rest in Peas Burger (Comes with snap peas and carrots)note
- Ending: Gene dances in the kitchen while playing one of his original songs.
- S01E04 - Sexy Dance Fighting
- Store Next Door: Meth I Can - Methadone Clinic
- Burger of the Day:
- Fig-eta About It Burger
- Chevre Which Way But Loose Burger
- The Roquefort Files Burger
- These Collards Don't Run Burger
- Ending: Over a normal ending, a Latin version of the theme plays.
- S01E05 - Hamburger Dinner Theater
- Store Next Door: Synthesizers! Synthesizers! Synthesizers!
- Burger of the Day:
- Totally Radish Burger (Comes with radish)
- Onion Burger - Grilled... to death!
- Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger (Comes with Jicama)
- Ending: Over a normal ending, a piano version of the theme plays.
- S01E06 - Sheesh! Cab, Bob?
- Store Next Door: Extra Moist Yoga
- Burger of the Day:
- Olive and Let Die Burger
- Thank God It's Fried Eggs Burger
- Ending: Over a normal ending, "Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night" plays.
- S01E07 - Bed and Breakfast
- Store Next Door: The Horse Renderer
- Burger of the Day:
- Camembert-ly Legal Burger
- Krauted House Burger
- Ending: Over a normal ending, Louise's espionage theme plays.
- S01E08 - Art Crawl
- Store Next Door: Attempted Crêpe - French Cooking School
- Burger of the Day:
- Ending: Standard credit sequence, with Linda's butt song playing.
- S01E09 - Spaghetti Western And Meatballs
- Store Next Door: STD B-Gone - Free Clinic
- Burger of the Day: Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger
- Ending: Standard credit sequence, with Banjo's theme song playing.
- S01E10 - Burger Wars
- Store Next Door: Rocky Refuge Raccoon Sanctuary
- Burger of the Day:
- Ending: Standard credit sequence, with Gene playing his song "Three Sides Don't Make A Square", with Linda and Bob doing some vocal effects for it.
- S01E11 - Weekend At Mort's
- Store Next Door: Bass Drum Emporium
- Burger of the Day: I've Created a Muenster Burger
- Ending: Standard credit sequence, a remix of the song the family sings about spending the weekend at Mort's plays.
- S01E12 - Lobsterfest
- Store Next Door: Magnum G.I. Colonoscopies
- Burger of the Day:
- Something's NOT Fishy Burger - (100% Beef)
- Neither Fish Nor Fowl Burger - (100% Beef)
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Hamburger
- Ending: Standard credit sequence, the sound of feedback from John Van Horton and the Music Extrusion's amplifiers plays, the sound cuts off just before they play a song.
- S01E13 - Torpedo
- Store Next Door: Chris's Brisses
- Burger of the Day: Take Me Out To The Burger - Comes with Peanuts and Crackerjacks
- Ending: Standard credit sequence. An audio clip of Gene telling Mr. Fischoeder where to buy burgers while baseball organ music plays.
Season 2
- S02E01 - The Belchies
- Store Next Door: Uncle Marty's Breast Pumps
- Exterminator Van: Stan Berman, King of Vermin
- Burger of the Day: I'm Mad About Saffron Burger (Made With No Saffron)
- Ending: The standard end credits turn into Jimmy Jr. and Tina dancing in various scenes to "Taffy Butt", a parody of "The Goonies R Good Enough" by Cyndi Lauper.
- S02E02 - Bob Day Afternoon
- Store Next Door: Hannibal's Dead Animal Taxidermy
- Exterminator Van: The Pest Pesterer
- Burger of the Day: Chard To A Crisp Burger
- Ending: No music plays in the kitchen, except for the sound of Gene's remote controlled car, which eventually drives to a room where a robot is masturbating
- S02E03 - Synchronized Swimming
- Store Next Door: Pookah Pagoda - Pookah Shell Warehouse
- Exterminator Van: RattyShack
- Burger of the Day:
- Burger A La Mode - Comes with ice cream (Not on top)
- Shake Your Honeymaker Burger (Comes with Honey Mustard)
- Use It Or Bleus It Burger (Comes with Bleu Cheese)
- The One Yam Band Burger (Comes with yams)
- Do Brussel Burger (Comes with Brussels sprouts)
- Ending: To the tune of the Bob's ice cream fantasy song, Linda shows up wearing Gene's homework mask.
- S02E04 - Burgerboss
- Store Next Door: A Fridge Too Far - Used Appliances
- Exterminator Van: Chester the De-Pester
- Burger of the Day:
- S02E05 - Food Truckin'
- Store Next Door: That's Improv-able - Improv Theater
- Exterminator Van: No Mice Girls
- Burger of the Day:
- Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger
- What's the Worcestershire That Could Happen Burger
- Where Have You Bean All My Life Burger (Comes with baked beans)
- S02E06 - Dr. Yap
- Store Next Door: Stickers for Men
- Exterminator Van: The Wicked Witch of the Pest
- Burger of the Day: It's Fun to Stay at the rYeMCA Burger (Comes on rye w/ mustard, cheese, and avocado
- S02E07 - Moody Foodie
- Store Next Door: Grindecologist Coffee Shop
- Exterminator Van: Mr. Stompy's Pest Control
- Burger of the Day:
- S02E08 - Bad Tina
- Store Next Door: Valley of the Doilies
- Exterminator Van: The Vermin Surgeon
- Burger of the Day:
- Sit and Spinach Burger
- Sweaty Palms Burger (Comes with hearts of palm)
- S02E09 - Beefsquatch
- Store Next Door: Yes, Wire Hangers!
- Exterminator Van: How the Pest Was Won
- Burger of the Day:note
- Poutine on the Ritz Burger (Comes with poutine fries)
- Mesclun Around Burger
- Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger
- Onion-tended Consequences Burgernote
- Bruschetta Bout It Burgernote
- MediterrAin't Misbehavin' Burgernote
- I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burgernote
- Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burgernote
Season 3
- S03E05 - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
- Next Door Store: Colonial Baloney
- Exterminator: The Last of The Mousehicans
- Burger of the Day: Plymouth Roquefort Burger
- Ending: Standard credit sequence. Linda sings her thanksgiving song in the kitchen while Bob asks her to stop, but she is soon under a spotlight.
- S03E18 - It Snakes a Village
- Next Door Store: Miles of Vials
- Exterminator: Mouse Ado About Nothing
- Ending: Gene sings a song about his fear of snakes.
Season 4
- S04E01 - A River Runs Through Bob
- Next Door Store: Tandemonium - All of your Tandem Bike needs
- Exterminator: The Great Ratsby
- Ending: Tina, in her scout uniform, sings a song about the Thundergirls in the kitchen. Bob is suddenly attacked by squirrels.
- S04E02 - Fort Night
- Next Door Store: Johnny's Razor's - Totally Normal Candy Store
- Exterminator: Forgetta Bat It - Exterminators
- Burger of the Day: Cauliflower's Cumin From Inside The House (comes with Cauliflower and Cumin)
- Ending: Tina, Louise, Gene, the Pesto twins and Darryl eat candy as a song about Darryl's Candy Randy blog plays.
- S04E05 - Turkey In A Can
- Next Door Store: Dr. Range Love - Stove Store
- Exterminator: Oh No You Roden't
- Burger of the Day: Gourdon-Hamsey Burger (Comes with squash and ham)
- Ending: Gayle and Linda sing Gene's Thanksgiving song in the kitchen.
- S04E06 - Purple Rain-Union
- Next Door Store: Betty's Machetes
- Exterminator: If You Give A Mouse A Poison - Exterminators
- Ending: The kids dance on stage with Linda and the Ta-Tas as Linda sings their song "Still Got Two of My Sexy Parts".
- S04E08 - Christmas in the Car
- Next Door Store: Nog Nog Who's There? Egg Nog
- Exterminator: Supar & Spice and a Lot of Dead Mice - Pest Control
- Ending: "Jingle in the Jungle" plays while Teddy, dressed as Santa, carries Louise around on his shoulders.
- S04E10 - Presto Tina-O
- Next Door Store: Cats A Rising Star - Pet Improve
- Exterminator: The Pest of Times and the Worst of Times - Exterminators
- Burger of the Day: Is This Your Chard Burger
- Ending: As the song "Don't Mix Romance with Magic" plays, tricks happen in the kitchen.
Season 5
- S05E01 - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
- Ending: The kids sing the theme of their new play together with Carly Simon.
- S05E13 - The Gayle Tales
- Next Door Store: A Ton in the Oven - Big and Tall Baby Clothes
- Exterminator: Ants Not In Your Pants - Pest Control
- Burger of the Day: Curd-Fect Strangers Burger (Comes with cheese curds)
- Ending: Gayle and her date dance in the kitchen. The song that plays switches back and forth between the style of each of the three stories.
Season 6
- S06E02 - The Land Ship
- Next Door Store: Resisting A Rest - Sleep Therapy
- Exterminator: The MiceAnthrope
- Burger of the Day:
- The Yam Ship Burger (comes with yam)
- You Can't Fight City Challah Burger (Comes on a Challah roll) note
- Snipwrecked Burger (comes with parsnips)
- Ending: The re-enactors of the Land Ship parade dance in Bob's restaurant.
- S06E03 - The Hauntening
- Next Door Store: Blood, Bath and Beyond Red Bathroom Products
- Exterminator: The Last Mouse on the Left
- Jimmy Pesto's reflection in the window of the exterminator van is replaced by a skeleton.
- Burger of the Day: Breaking Radish Burger
- Ending: The Belcher family sings along to the music video for "I Luv You So Much (It's Scary)" by Boyz 4 Now.
Season 7
- S07E01 - Flu-ouise
- Next Door Store: That's What She Sawed - Toolf for Women
- Exterminator: Insect-ual healing Exterminators
- Burger of the Day: Endive Had The Time Of My Life
- Ending: Standard credit sequence. Louise dances in the kitchen with the two Kuchi Kopis while her toys dance in the restaurant.
- S07E02 - Sea Me Now
- Next Door Store: Pair of Dice City Dice Outlet
- Exterminator: Mouse Hunters, International
- Burger of the Day:
- You Spinach Me Right Round Spinach Burger
- Wasabi My Guest Burger
- Ending: Teddy sings Bobby Darrin's "Beyond the Sea" while the Belchers provide various props to create a sea setting.
- S07E06 - The Quirkducers
- Next Door Store: Let's Give 'Em Stuffing to Talk About - Stuffing Emporium
- Exterminator: From My Cold Dead Ants
- Burger of the Day: Jagged Little Dill
- Ending: Tina and the rest of the production sing her musical again, this time a more polished version.
- S07E15 - Ain't Miss Debatin'
- Next Door Store: Looks Like We're in For Nasty Leather
- Exterminator: House of De-Bugging
- Burger of the Day: The Choys are Pak in Town Burger
- Ending: A trailer for Louise's "Meat Man" movie plays.
Season 8
- S08E01 - Brunchquatch
- Next Door Store:
- A Whiter Shade of Pale Ale
- Guggen-Hiney Fanart Gallery
- Work of F. Art - Fan Art Gallery
- Blouse of the Rising Sun
- Thus Spoke Zarathustra - Bicycle Repair
- Exterminator:
- We're The Pest Around
- Mice Guys Finish Fast
- Burger of the Day:
- The Blanc Canvas Burger
- Topless of the Morning To You
- Ending: As Gene sings "I'm a Little Tiger", tons of fan art pictures are shown.
- Next Door Store:
- S08E02 - The Silence of the Louise
- Next Door Store: That Thong You Do
- Exterminator: Gone Insect-y Seconds
- Burger of the Day:
- Burrata Be A Law Burger
- Weekend at Bearnaise Burger
- Ending: Louise and Millie play a dance game, while Bob tries to figure out how to save a choking Teddy.
- S08E15 - Go Tina On The Mountain
- Next Door Store: Cry Me A Sliver - Semi Urgent Care
- Exterminator: La Femme Ni-Squeak-A
- Burger of the Day: The Caprika Smurf Burger (Comes With Blue Fries)
- Ending: The ranger sings the Weasel Song in the Belcher's kitchen.
- S08E17 - Boywatch
- Next Door Store: The Family Jowls - Cosmestic Surgery
- Exterminator: Big Little Flies
- Burger of the Day:
- Ending: Tina dances with the resuscitation doll in the kitchen to a song about sugar cookies.
- S08E18 - As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps
- Next Door Store: Bean There, Done That - Refried Beans Outlet
- Exterminator: Fleas & Thank You
- Burger of the Day:
- The Sun'll Come Out To-Marrow Burger (Comes with bone marrow)
- The Sneakin' Celery Down the Alley Burger
- The 500 Glaze of Summer Burger (comes with Pomegranate Glaze)
- Ending: Bob teaches Louise how to ride a bike and they start flying, as they sing "Bat Out of Hell" by Meat Loaf.
Season 9
- S09E01 - Just One Of the Boyz 4 Now
- Next Door Store: Paul's Riser - Bleacher, Platforms and Stages
- Exterminator: Fleas Just Not That Into You
- Burger of the Day: The Dragonfruit Me to Hell Burger
- Ending: Tina continues singing "The Right Number of Boys" with Boyz 4 Now, riding on a pegasus with them.
- S09E07 - I Bob Your Pardon
- Next Door Store: Plymouth Jock - Old Timey Athletic Wear
- Exterminator: To Kill a Shocking Bug
- Ending: Linda sings a song called "We're Keepin' Our Word" with the kids dancing, Gene throwing gravy on himself and Bob in waders.
- S09E08 - Roller? I Hardly Know Her!
- Next Door Store: There Yatch-A Be A Law - Maritime Lawyers
- Exterminator: Sense & Sensi-kill-a-flea
- Burger of the Day:
- The Frankie Goes to Hollandaise Burger
- The Fifty Glaze to Eat Your Burger
- The Throw Your Hands in the Heirloom Burger
- Ending: Courtney, Alex and Gene make a roller skate dance together, with Courtney singing.
- S09E09 - UFO No You Didn't
- Next Door Store: You're the man now Dog - Suits for Dogs
- Exterminator: The Van That Rocks the Beetle
- Burger of the day:
- Ending: Tina and Susmita in a space background singing a song.
- S09E10 - Better Off Sled
- Next Door Store: Manger Danger - Babyproofing
- Exterminator: Silent Mites
- Burger of the day:
- The Smilla's Sense of Snowpeas Burger
- The Santa Slaws is Coming to Town Burger
- Ending: Linda makes a dance with Knitcracker in the kitchen while wearing a tutu, as the rest of the family sings about Snowballs.
- S09E11 - Lorenzo's Oil? No Linda's
- Next Door Store: The Thesaurus Shop - Store Market Boutique
- Exterminator: Bug To Differ
- Burger of the day: The Brussel and Flow Burger (served with Brussel Sprouts)
- Ending: A song "Hey Ange" plays sung by Linda and Gene while some characters dance in the background of the shop.
- S09E12 - The Helen Hunt
- Next Door Store: If You Don't Glove Me By Now - Glove Emporium
- Exterminator: It Had to be Glue - Glue Trap Exterminators
- Burger of the day: The Mush-aroom About Nothing Burger
- Ending: The Belchers and Teddy sing Fleetwood Mac's "You Make Loving Fun", except changing "loving" to "plumbing".
- S09E13 - Bed, Bob And Beyond
- Next Door Store: Beverly Hills Cups - Expensive Cups
- Exterminator: The Mouse That Jack Kill't
- Ending: The Belchers and the story characters all jump in an elongated bed while singing about jumping on the bed.
- S09E14 - Every Which Way But Goose
- Next Door Store: Big Old Kitties - Senior Cat Adoption Agency
- Exterminator: Rats What She Said
- Burger of the Day:
- "The Throw Your Hands in the Gruyere Burger"
- The Sealed with a Swiss Burger
- The Two Left Beet Burger
- The I Love You Just the Whey You Are Burger
- Ending: Tina, Jimmy Jr. and Bruce dance together to a song about Bruce the Goose.
- S09E15 - The Fresh Principal
- Next Door Store: Weight For It - Gym Equipment
- Exterminator: I'd Trap That
- Burger of the Day: Video Killed the Radicchio Star Burger
- Ending: Bob sings a reggae song about his plot in the episode while cooking wearing only Pesto's underwear and Tina and Linda dance with him.
- S09E16 - Roamin' Bob-Iday
- Next Door Store: Clothes Before Hose - Gardening Attire
- Exterminator: One Squish, Two Squish, Red Squish, Dead Squish
- Burger of the Day:
- The I Hate To See You Brie-ve but I Love to Watch You Go Burger
- Murder, Kimchi Wrote Burger
- Ending: The Belchers sing a song with Patricia where they ask her what is the content of each of her 77 sandwiches.
- S09E17 - What About Blob?
- Next Door Store: Pelvis Has Left The Building
- Exterminator: Squish Me Baby One More Time
- Burger of the Day:
- The Chevre Little Thing She Does is Magic Burger (comes with marrow)
- The Gorgon-Baby-Gone Burger (comes with gorgonzola cheese)
- The Straight and Marrow Burger (comes with marrow)
- The All Hot and Collard Burger (comes with marrow)
- The Someone Raclette the Bed Burger (comes with raclette cheese)
- Ending: Gene plays his percussion while in a kayak and above the plankton, which glows when he hits the kayak.
- S09E18 - If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette
- Next Door Store: The Lids Are All Tight - Storage Containers
- Exterminator: Dead'er Done
- Burger of the Day: The Ruth Tomater Ginsburger (comes with heirloom tomatoes and pickled ginger)
- Ending: A song called "Puppet Battle" plays out while Louise's toys, her puppet and the dragon puppet dance in Louise's imaginary scenery.
- S09E19 - Long Time Listener, First Time Bob
- Next Door Store: The Rods Must Be Drapey - Curtain Rods & More
- Exterminator: Four Non-Bugs
- Burger of the Day:
- End Credits Sequence: Bob plays air guitar on a mop while singing a song about how regular French fries are better than sweet potato fries, to the tune of Nick Lowe's "Cruel to be Kind".
Season 10
- S10E01 - The Ring (But Not Scary)
- Next Door Store: Fromage-inary Friends Cheese Shop
- Exterminator: Working on My Mite Moves Pest Control
- Burger of the Day: The Olive Me, Why Not Take Olive Me? Burger
- End Credits Sequence: The Belcher family, along with Nat and her friends, float down the lazy river at Wetty, Set, Go while Nat sings a parody of "Mona Lisa" by Nat King Cole.
- S10E02 - Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
- Next Door Store: Whine Country Marriage Counseling
- Exterminator: Mice Try Exterminators
- Burger of the Day: The Hunt for Red Onion-tober Burger
- End Credits Sequence: Linda sings an extended version of her "Super-Tina" song over clips of Tina in a superhero costume.
- S10E03 - Motor, She Boat
- Next Door Store: Put the Lotion In the Mask-et Day Spa
- Exterminator: Are You There, Bug? It's Me, Margaret
- Burger of the Day: The What If Peapod Was One of Us Burger
- End Credits Sequence: The family is working in the kitchen, wearing plastic fire-fighter helmets, while Gene and Linda sing and dance to "Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot" by the Merry Men.
- S10E04 - Pig Trouble in Little Tina
- Next Door Store: Drag Me To Gel Hair Supplies
- Exterminator: The Exor-Pest Pest Control
- Burger of the Day:
- The 28 Maize Later Burger (comes with corn salsa)
- The Corn-juring 2 Burger (comes with even more corn salsa)
- End Credits Sequence: Tina, Gene, Louise, Jimmy Jr., and the Ghost Pig dance next to the skeletal banjo player from the haunted hayride, to Fiona Apple singing a parody of the theme song to Big Trouble in Little China.
- S10E05 - Legends of the Mall
- Next Door Store: Chi's Gotta Have It Tai Chi Studio
- Exterminator: Crawl of Duty Exterminators
- End Credits Sequence: The music from the shopping montage plays as Bob works the grill while wearing the purple corduroys, Gene and Louise ride around the restaurant on their Ani-Malls carts, and Linda sips wine while reading her book.
- S10E06 - The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now
- Next Door Store: Penny For Your Tots Daycare
- Exterminator: Boehmian Rat-Squishy Exterminators
- Burger of the Day:
- The Thousand-Chard Stare Burger (comes with Thousand Island dressing and Swiss chard)
- The Hawk and Chickpeas Burger
- End Credits Sequence: Bob does a mock-commercial for the director's cut of Hawk & Chick vs. the Cephalopod Monster.
- S10E07 - Land of the Loft
- Next Door Store: Hankercheeks Machine Washable Toilet Paper
- Exterminator: Gnat On My Watch Pest Control
- Burger of the Day: The Twisted Swiss-ster Burger
- End Credits Sequence: The Belchers work in the kitchen while Dave and his stripper friends from Pickles dance in the restaurant.
- S10E08 - Now We're Not Cooking With Gas
- Next Door Store: With Great Whisk Comes Great Reward Culinary Classes
- Exterminator: It Must Be Mice Exterminators
- End Credits Sequence: Bob and the farmer from the Riverbrook Lake Farms logo sing a song about Bob's turkey.
- S10E09 - All That Gene
- Next Door Store: Stop in the Name of Gloves
- Exterminator: Dead Mice Say What Exterminators
- Burger of the Day:
- The Oaxaca Waka Waka Burger (comes with oaxaca cheese)
- The Creme Fraiche Prince of Bell Peppers Burger
- The Fried Off into the Sunset Burger (comes with a fried egg)
- End Credits Sequence: Tina and Louise poke their father in the love handles, while Gene does the worm to the tune of a song about "The Gene Show".
- S10E10 - Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas
- Next Door Store: Hey Big Suspender Plus-Sized Suspenders
- Exterminator: Bye, Flea-Cia! Exterminators
- End Credits Sequence: Tina and her family sing "Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses, while Mike provides the saxophone solo.
- S10E11 - Drumforgiven
- Next Door Store: The Bloom is Off the Nose Wart Removal
- Exterminator: Flea Willy Exterminators
- Burger of the Day:
- The Ber-Gouda Triangle Burger
- The Mama Said There'd Be Glaze Like This Burger (comes with a Worcestershire glaze)
- The Easy Come, Asiago Burger
- End Credits Sequence: The Belcher Kids, the Pesto brothers, and Teddy dance to a "Space Cowbell" song performed by Gene.
- S10E12 - A Fish Called Tina
- Next Door Store: Pumpin' Patch Fitness
- Exterminator: The Rodent Less Traveled Exterminators
- Burger of the Day:
- The Random Jacks of Chive-ness Burger (with Monterrey Jack cheese and chives)
- The If It's Yellow Let It Portobello (with yellow peppers and portobello mushrooms)
- The Thin Red Pepper Burger
- End Credits Sequence: Rick sings as he works out, Louise shots video of Tammy pretending to swim, Bob and Linda struggle to work while sore from working out, Tina still has chili on her shirt, and Gene eats cafeteria pizza while wearing his tie.