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Ben's Crabs

     BC Mentor: The Opportunist 
"One hundred doors snap shut when producers choose you. And a thousand more swing wide open."

     BC01: Mateo Ormeño 
BC01: Mateo Navarro Ormeño
Designated Weapon: Megaphone
Mentor's Comment: We've got a contender here, but only if he can put his fears behind him and take control of the situation. Especially because we could use some, uh, social lubrication on this team. And that genie's kind of out of the bottle anyways, worrying about what people think. I mean, you sneeze on this show and people will write essays about what you decided to wipe your nose with.

No pressure of course, unless some pressure is needed to draw Mat's full potential out, in which case I say this with an adequate but not overbearing amount of pressure."

     BC02: Eric Cunningham 
BC02: Eric Cunningham
Designated Weapon: Zip 22
Mentor's Comment: "A bit heavyset, not a big follower of the show, and a stubborn streak a mile wide. Now where have I seen this before?

I Googled that gun and found some pretty hilarious suggested search terms, so if he really wants to prove he's better than everyone else, managing to score a kill with it would be a great start."

  • Hipster: Prefers classic media from movies and television shows to SOTF-TV, which has played no small part in his elitism.
  • Jerkass: If his Pride and over-inflated ego was not enough of a hint, his first action upon meeting another contestant, Gustavo Thicke, is to first rob and then try to kill him.
  • Reliably Unreliable Guns: Gets assigned the notoriously unreliable Zip 22 as his weapon, and sure enough in his confrontation and attempted murder of Gustavo Thicke, it jams when he tries to fire it after his first shot doesn't kill.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Has an inflated ego over his fellow students as a result of his elitist views of SOTF, grades, and his successes in various goals he sets for himself. Even though his grades are average and he rarely challenges himself in the goals he sets.

     BC03: Matias Juarez 
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BC03: Matias Juarez
Designated Weapon: Complete Student Roster Including Assigned Teams And Weapons
Mentor's Comment: Hey there! You know, it's actually a little weird filling this bit out when you're actually going to get to read it. Goes for the rest of the team too, I guess. You better be sharing this with them!

Anyways, for those keeping track at home, I think we've got quite an asset to the team here. He knows what's at stake and what it means to take a stand, and has the intel to make it happen. Great designated number, too. There's going to be more than a little buzz about Mat before it's all over."

  • Cope by Creating: Makes origami figures as a form of stress relief, and carries some slips of paper with him in case he gets stressed out.
  • Jerkass: Noted for his prickly demeanor towards people and for being very willing to retaliate, either verbally or physically, particularly when he's drunk.
  • Last Het Romance: Had a few after breaking up with his boyfriend, Liam. None of which lasted long and he avoids the girls he went out with due to feeling awkward about the whole thing.
  • Lead Drummer: Suggested to a few of his friends to start a punk band together, and is the drummer.
  • Scars Are Forever: Gained the scar across his nose from being bullied in 6th grade.
  • Signed Language: Whilst not able to pick up on the nuances of the language, Matias is conversationally fluent in ASL due to being taught by his best friend Jake, who has a deaf younger brother.

     BC04: Anthony Golden 
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BC04: Anthony Giovanni Golden
Designated Weapon: Fake Nautical Beard
Mentor's Comment: Well, well, well. I think another mentor might write this kid off for a quick laugh, but there's still potential there. There always is. I just hope he manages to sort things out with our more, uh, enthusiastic teammates. Just remember: You don't have to like what you're doing. It just has to be slightly more palatable than the second-best option

  • Accent Slip-Up: Suffers from this when angered or flustered, his accent becoming more cockney.
  • Bookworm: Big enough of one that he is willing to ignore fellow book readers fandom to SOTF-TV if he can chat with them about books.
  • Fan Hater: "In-Universe" Anthony's hatred for SOTF-TV runs deep, and it extends to those who watch it extensively. He's known for arguing with people about it at school.
  • Groin Attack: Subjected to this by Olivia del Rio on the first day. It eventually becomes a Running Gag, with someone kicking him in the crotch every single day.
  • Skewed Priorities: Asks two things of his mentor when they chime in: How to improvise a weapon... and who won between the Tottenham Hotspurs and Chelsea.

     BC05: Gabriela Garcia-Campos 
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BC05: Gabriela Garcia-Campos
Designated Weapon:Jericho 941
Mentor's Comment: Must be nice having a real weapon and an idea of what the fuck you're doing when you get dropped off in the arena. That is to say, I think I'm bullish on this Crab's chances. Of course, she's also got about 60% of the team's firepower, so a little lesson in teamwork might do everyone some good.

  • Embarrassing Hobby: Less embarrassment and more resentful to its origin, but Gabriela has a love for science fiction thanks to her father which she keeps a secret from her mother.
  • Poor Communication Kills: Almost experiences this during her confrontation with Mariko Whitney in the lower deck of the ferry as Leslie Lowell's collar blares through the area due to his refusal to put on his bandanna. The two fire at each other before Kamille Rémy Martel steps in to defuse the situation and Leslie finally puts on his bandanna.
  • The Resenter: To both her parents for their behavior during their divorce, as the two openly argued in front of a young Gabriela, but more so towards her father for his infidelity against her mother and feels personally betrayed because of his actions.
  • Troll: She would deny it, but her behavior online can be best described like this.

     BC06: Rebecca Roberts 
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BC06: Rebecca Roberts
Designated Weapon: Gift Basket
Mentor's Comment: We've got more than a couple fans of the show on this team, but Rebecca here thinks she can do one better. And, honestly? I don't doubt her. Someone's gotta step up to the plate, after all. The weapon draw is a bit of a shame but hey, we can't make things too easy, now can we?

     BC07: Ashanti Baker 
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BC07: Ashanti Baker
Designated Weapon: Jetpack
Mentor's Comment: Hell yeah

     BC08: Marion Rosales 
BC08: Marion Al-Syed Claudio Rosales
Designated Weapon: Decorative Marion Rosales Nameplate
Mentor's Comment: Ooh, I wonder if she's tried tank Ben? I'm sure everyone will be playing it once the secret is out, that max hp% damage is nasty...

But, uh, yeah, adaptability is the name of the game here, and Marion's got that in spades. It's good to be able to win a knock-down, drag-out fight, but it's even better to know how to avoid one.

  • Ambiguously Bi: She had a boyfriend in middle school, but she's more than willing to get very cuddly with her female classmates and calls the Daughter of Chaos a "cutie".
  • Authority in Name Only: Crowns herself the "captain" of the Ghost Ship. She tries to do it again on the Clipper Ship, but she's met with only a stony silence.
  • Beyond Redemption: Her only response to finding out that Laura gave up on teamwork in pursuit of a cocaine high is to disappointedly muse that she'll never change.
  • Boring Insult: Gets a lot of these from the people watching the show, thanks to her Heroic BSoD. Some people even told her father this. To his face!
  • Cheerful Child: Marion was a very friendly and excitable little girl, and to this day remains an energetic social butterfly.
  • Cuddle Bug: She's very keen to hug and snuggle up against Lucille and Alyssa during a pre-game party.
  • Cursed with Awesome: Synesthesia is a confusing condition, to be sure, but who knew it could spark a young child's interest in (and skill at) music theory?
  • Elegant Classical Musician: Invoked by Marion herself, taking up the violin specifically because of how elegant and graceful she would look.
  • Elephant in the Living Room: Loudly explains the cameras inside every participant's collar specifically to avoid discussing the sight of Jasper's corpse. She hates herself for how much of an Attention Whore it makes her look.
  • Empty Shell: Has degraded into this by the time of her death. When her friends ask if she has any last words in case the collar-tampering experiment fails, she has no response whatsoever.
  • Everyone Hates Mathematics: Goes on an online rant about how much she hates math in one pre-game scene.
    @radradradish: "why is maths so bad"
    @radradradish: "why are maths so bad"
    @radradradish: "answer me you cowards"
  • Heroic BSoD: Being kidnapped in her own house and shipped off to SOTF broke something inside of her, and she spends the game acting pretty much nothing like her former, excitable self.
  • Gamer Chick: Not at first, but as she streamed games more and more, she began taking on more challenging games and genres for her audience. She's also friends with several other examples of the trope.
  • Good Parents: Her father Javier, an anthropologist and former saxophonist who wants nothing more than to see his daughter succeed in her musical endeavors. That said, he does find sports a waste of Marion's brilliant musical mind.
  • Grammar Correction Gag: She corrects Shoshanna's incorrect spelling of several classmates' names in the midst of an escape plan.
  • Last Request: Once Sylvain shoots her in the chest, she begs her allies to experiment on her Explosive Leash in the hopes that they'll be able to learn something from it. Even if it kills her!
  • Letting Her Hair Down: Only allows her most trusted friends to see her hair.
  • Massage of Love: Fond of giving these to her peers, as giving massages allows her to be intimate without being explicitly sexual.
  • Moral Guardians: Has some shades of this trope, disapproving of her friends' choice to watch a SOTF sex scene. Her general attitude towards sexuality seems to be quite negative.
  • Older Than They Look: Marion has a height of 5'1", and even for her size she has a round face and especially small hands and feet. It's mentioned that she needs to shop for children's shoes.
  • Say It with Hearts: @radradradish, her Twitter handle, seems to really like using emojis.
  • The Scream: Screams for two entire posts after being shot through the chest by her good friend Sylvain.
  • The Social Expert: Grasped social nuances very well as early as elementary school. As a middle-schooler, she was surrounded by friends and had no shortage of admirers. In her Inner Monologue, she compares social situations to solving complex math problems.
  • Speak Ill of the Dead: Apparently, some of the people who subscribed to her streams have nothing better to do than call her boring after her death.
  • Tastes Like Purple: Has synesthesia, which causes her to hear colors in music and the sounds of people's voices.
  • The Teetotaler: Abstains from alcohol at every Wild Teen Party she attends, as she finds it a little too wild for her.
  • Translator Buddy: For her mother, since she's much better at speaking English.
  • Vocal Dissonance: She may look like a middle-schooler, but her voice is so deep that people comment on it In-Universe.

     BC09: Gregory Miller 
BC09: Gregory Mark Miller
Designated Weapon: Bolas
Mentor's Comment: Another social butterfly is a more than welcome addition to the Crabs, given the, uh, interesting collection of personalities we've got. Throw in a useful weapon and a physique well-honed by hard days of lifting bees, and Gregory is a solid foundation to tie things all together.

...Wait, did I misread something?"

     BC10: Junji Yamada 
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BC10: Junji Yamada
Designated Weapon: Filetting Knife
Mentor's Comment: Hey kids, do you like violence? Because Junji sure does. Honestly I don't know if I need to add anything else, this kid with this weapon? The conclusions practically write themselves.

     BC11: Lark Wilson 
BC11: Lark Wilson
Designated Weapon: Steel Ball Bearings
Mentor's Comment: Time to bust some balls IRL. Or use some balls to bust some people? That one kinda fell apart. But getting through this game is all about how you spin it, and I'm sure our, uh, adverse communications specialist will navigate that minefield expertly.

Claudia's Krakens

     CK Mentor: The Sellout 
"Hope y'all are ready for the sequel."

     CK01: Kurt Thorne 
CK01: Kurt Thorne
Designated Weapon: Zip Ties
Mentor's Comment: You like Halloween, I like Halloween, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. If you...you know...survive."

     CK02: Xander Miles 
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CK02: Xander Miles
Designated Weapon: Steel Chair
Mentor's Comment: "Okay this is good, two guys who are already teammates and are both in good shape, we can work with this. Cheese club is weird and all but we can work with it. Honestly if we organise this team properly we can have a good chance of victory. Just think about it for a second, this guy is kind of already a leader so we could find a pair of kids by themselves having a nice chat and set up around them and then-wait a minute is that?

Bah gawd! It's Xander with the steel chair!"

     CK03: Leslie Lowell 
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CK03: Leslie Marinus Lowell
Designated Weapon: Sedgley Glove Gun
Mentor's Comment: Awww yeah, a big ol' farm boy, okay so he's not that big, but he's still a farm boy which means he's gonna be strong. It doesn't matter if he can't talk worth a damn, if anyone tries something he doesn't like he can just punch them and shoot them at the same time and that is pretty fucking cool."

  • Abusive Parents: His mother, an emotionally volatile woman who is hyper-critical of her son for the slightest mistakes.
  • Alliterative Name: Leslie Lowell.
  • All of the Other Reindeer: In his younger years, he was bullied for his short height and his shyness.
  • Angrish: Lets out a Cluster F-Bomb when a giant cheese wheel lands on his toe.
  • Big Eater: He often overeats, and it's a big reason why he's put on so much weight.
  • Death Glare: His reaction when Timothy is too busy staring at girls to move the lunch line forward. Supposedly, he prefers this method to addressing problems directly.
  • Death Seeker: Refuses to put on his bandanna at first, forcing the producers to threaten to blow his collar and kill him. He ends up getting what he wants later on when he asks Matias to shoot him on the first night.
    Leslie: "...Look. I'm out. I'm either offing myself or gettin' someone to do it for me tonight. I'm giving you a golden opportunity that goes with what we all want, but I'm also askin' ya as a friend. If you wanna go home so bad, then help me out. If not... I dunno. I'll wait for someone who will."
  • Disappeared Dad: His father is a truck driver who regularly hauls goods across the country, making him this trope by the very nature of his job. After the divorce, their relationship improved considerably.
  • Do Well, But Not Perfect: His performance on the Mangrove Garden High School entrance exam was intended to be this, so he could satisfy his mother without having to change schools. This came back to bite him, as he still scored highly enough to enroll with a scholarship.
  • Funetik Aksent: His thoughts and dialogue are peppered with a distinctly Southern twang here and there.
  • Game of Nerds: Averted. He's a fan of football, not baseball.
  • Gender-Blender Name: "Leslie" is also a girl's name.
  • Height Angst: A more resigned example than usual, but he's been bullied about his height in the past. His Inner Monologue often grumbles about being shorter than some of the girls.
  • I Just Want to Be Normal: Laments that even if he wins, he'll never have any privacy, which flies in the face of his humble aspirations. When he realizes he can't get that no matter what he does, he's Driven to Suicide.
  • Perpetual Frowner: Through no fault of his own. He just has the Face of a Thug.
  • The Quiet One: Doesn't talk much, preferring to keep his thoughts to himself. In the event that he does speak, he often has to repeat himself because he's so hesitant.
  • Safety in Indifference: His attitude towards making friends boils down to this trope.
  • The Stoic: Even his Body Language is free of all emotion!
  • Stout Strength: He's much stronger than his bulk would have you believe, if only because he's spent the past few years working outside.
  • Talk About the Weather: How he starts talking to Mary and Verity in one of the pre-game scenarios.
  • Tiny Schoolboy: A senior in high school, but he's only 5'3". His biography explicitly notes that he's one of the shortest boys at Mangrove Garden.
  • Workaholic: Although he doesn't participate in extracurriculars, he'll take any odd job he can in order to get away from home.

     CK04: Cassini Evans 
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CK04: Cassini Evans
Designated Weapon: Jar of Live Leeches
Mentor's Comment: I mean...well...hmmm...yep. I guess you can throw it at someone and hope it grosses them out so much they die? Maybe she should just try and meet up with the rest of the team and figure it out from there? That's a rough draw fam.

     CK05: Seo-yun Lee 
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CK05: Seo-yun Lee
Designated Weapon: Bag of Powdered Ghost Peppers
Mentor's Comment: You need to throw that shit directly in someone's face then kick them in the dick, it'd be sweet. On top of that is a good suite of advantages as long as she doesn't buckle under the pressure of the game and fall to pieces, which wouldn't be an ideal scenario, but I have faith, I believe in the ghost pepper girl. GPG all day baby.

  • Attention Whore: To the point where her first reaction upon being cast for SOTF was being ecstatic that she is on national television.
  • A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: A friendly and seemingly cheerful girl who has manipulative and narcissistic tendencies.
  • Social Climber: One of the most popular students in the class.

     CK06: Dale Hawthorne 
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CK06: Dale Hawthorne
Designated Weapon: Complete Set Of Team Bandannas From Season 66
Mentor's Comment: "An actor with a full set of team bandannas, I smell characters! But for real though that's a useful draw you could pretend to be in any team you wanted and blend in until the time is right to strike.

Huh?"

"The bandannas are from last season."

"What? Oh, shit. I guess I can't read."

  • Badass Boast: Gives Rebecca one hell of a threatening monologue as he tries to strangle her to death...
    Dale: "It's almost over. Bet you wish you had listened to us talk about Little Shop instead of trying to kill us. If you did, then you would realize that I'm not just an extra in this show. I'm the goddamn Daniel Day Lewis of our class, and you get to be the recipient of my method acting. So pay attention, Becky, because you're seeing just how sadistic I can act when I really dig deep."
  • Boom, Headshot!: ...it's a shame that he dies immediately afterwards.
  • Break the Haughty: His character arc in a nutshell, going from self-absorbed child actor to a pathetic, freaked-out mess.
  • The Dandy: He's obsessed with following fashion trends, and he places great emphasis on his personal grooming. It helps that his mother knows the Miami fashion scene and helps him pick his outfits.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Nearly everything that comes out of Dale's mouth is either a Cluster F-Bomb or a snide remark at someone else's expense.
    Dale: "Sorry, not interested! Not in the mood for Girl Scout cookies or a new religion right now!"
  • Depraved Dentist: Gets to play Dr. Orin Scrivello, the Depraved Dentist, in the Mangrove Garden production of Little Shop of Horrors.
  • Driven by Envy: Not him, but he worries that Fisk might try to kill him for taking the villainous role in the School Play after he learns about the Respects.
  • Everybody Hates Mathematics: While Dale has a decently high class rank, he gets his poorest grades in math, as he finds it too challenging and too uninteresting to be worth the effort.
  • Excellent Judge of Character: He manages to predict Anthony Golden's murderous streak long before it happens.
  • Former Child Star: Downplayed, as while he wasn't a star, Dale did appear in a few advertisements and a telenovela when he was six. He continues to act in bit parts to this day, giving him the opportunity to play the negative sides of this trope straight.
  • Glory Seeker: Pumps himself up in the middle of practicing his monologue by imagining all the doors that might open for him if he can nail the audition. If that didn't seal the deal, his first thought upon being abducted and forced onto an Immoral Reality Show is worrying that his appearance on reality TV will ruin his acting career.
  • Inferiority Superiority Complex: He's as stuck-up and arrogant towards his classmates as he is prone to bouts of self-loathing.
  • In-Universe Catharsis: Lashes out at Rebecca for encouraging Junji to shoot at him, threatening to strangle her with his scarf.
  • It's All About Me: He has a very low opinion of everyone that is not himself, and he's constantly thinking about himself and advancing his career.
  • The Nicknamer: He has several insulting nicknames for people. For example, Alaska is "Baked Alaska" or "Dumbasska", and Laura is "The Laura-biding Citizen".
  • The Perfectionist: Justified, as he knows full well what it takes to become a famous actor. That said, he does put himself through a good bit of verbal abuse...
  • The Prima Donna: He's rather full of himself and critical of others' work due to his prior acting experience. As he matured, he began directing some of his criticism inward.
  • Scarf of Asskicking: Makes himself one out of all the bandanas he's been given as a so-called "weapon".
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: His biography notes that he's quite foul-mouthed when he gets into a bad mood. Even in pregame, he's cursing out Laura for spilling her drink on his table and swearing at himself for not living up to his standards as an actor.
  • Skewed Priorities: Dale seemingly prizes his future as an actor above his own survival instincts. In the panic that ensues after Gus's death, he starts worrying that the shooter is more popular than him!
  • Spoiled Brat: Had shades of this as a kid, as he'd get a reward whenever he landed an acting role and he tended to lord his fame over his classmates.
  • Stage Mom: Both of his parents are actors, and they pushed him and his two siblings towards the same career. Dale is the only one who has continued to stick with acting up until his teenage years, so he's the golden child of the family.
  • Tears of Fear: His eyes grow watery at the sight of Gus Thicke getting shot in the head. It quickly escalates into a full-blown panic attack that sends tears streaking down his pretty face.
  • Teen Idol: While he isn't one, he's auditioning to play one on television by the name of Mateo de la Trinidad. From what we see of the character in pregame, he's quite flirtatious.

     CK07: Lucia Cuevas Valdez 
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CK07: Lucia Cuevas Valdez
Designated Weapon: Meat Cleaver
Mentor's Comment: "Decapitataz means we aim for your neck, axes and machetes used to hack when we attack, crack goes your collarbone, crack goes your spine, head will roll like a bowling ball and your body'll fall behind.

Hope that doesn't get hit for copyright anyway, this girl has martial arts experience and a meat cleaver. That's a match made in heaven."

     CK08: James Highchurch 
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CK08: James Highchurch
Designated Weapon: Marine Corps Officers' Mameluke Sword
Mentor's Comment: "I'm very sad it's not a pirate cutless to be honest. But hey he can put that tennis or golf swing to good use I guess. I assume those skills can be applied to swinging a sword right? It can't be that hard. That said I am loving the amount of sporty kids I'm getting this season."

  • Evil Is Petty: Steals one of Ivan's shoes whilst his group is beating him down.

     CK09: RJ Blackburn 
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CK09: Ra Jin “RJ” Blackburn
Designated Weapon: De Lisle Carbine
Mentor's Comment: "I will be ragin' if Ra Jin doesn't get to use that gun. But as long as he sticks to the tropes of the movies he's found of he should do well. Plus plus, he likes the same movies as me and that makes him cool in my book. I'm rooting for you buddy, do it for Jason."

     CK10: Rhonda Rollins 
CK10: Rhonda Rollins
Designated Weapon: Zabala 10 Gauge Shotgun
Mentor's Comment: "Aww give me a hell yeah, Rhonda here is going to curb stomp the opposition and put them in an armbar to make them rest in piece and that's the bottom line 'cause Claudia Ghoul said so. Also, I am ninety-nine percent sure this girl got assigned the super-shotgun from Doom."

     CK11: Gustavo Thicke 
CK11: Gustavo Thicke
Designated Weapon: Cutlass
Mentor's Comment: Gustavo is not thick and also likes Weezer, so we're already behind the 8-ball here and wait a minute he has a cutlass! Fuck that, we're gold baby, a winner is us, let's do some pirate shit! Fuck yeah!"

Emmy's Selkies

     ES Mentor: The Schoolmate 
"I know these guys better than anyone. They're my friends."

     ES01: Alaska Ferguson 
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ES01: Alaska Ferguson
Designated Weapon: Flathead Screwdriver
Mentor's Comment: Alaska is

She'll

Alaska has"

Emmy got up and left so your main man MarWIN is up to the plate. So, Alaska. Knowing the show is always a plus but unless she gets motivated in a hurry, she's a no hoper. Even if she does, it's still uphill from there: she's relying on the right mentality and the right support. Good luck with that!"

     ES02: Giselle Filmore 
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ES02: Giselle Filmore
Designated Weapon: Titanic-Shaped Ice Cube Mold
Mentor's Comment: "MarWIN here. lol imagine getting your best advantage from something you hate. Hey you know what is a great combination? Bad impulse control and a chip on your shoulder while dealing with people who don't like you. She's about as sunk as her weapon draw, in fact, she'll probably be gone before she manages to freeze enough of a ship to sink."

  • Bad Guys Play Pool: Well, snooker.
  • Cool Uncle: Her uncle Cave would babysit her while her parents were at work. By all accounts, he was a Nice Guy who introduced her to jazz.
  • Creepy Jazz Music: A big fan of jazz and swing music who soon becomes a member of the Respects.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Oh yes. Just listen to what she thinks of the announcements!
    Giselle: "Howdilly-doodilly, up and at 'em! Good morning, kidlets! My name is Rhiannon Durrett and I'm your host for this morning, but most of you might know me under my cooler name Ritzy Daggers, a name I chose to pick because I wouldn't be an interesting person otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I am actually super boring! But not to the audience, anymore! My whole image is fabricated by a marketing team to appeal to younger audiences and I'm always talking excited like this, and never get out of breath, yippie! In real life I'm not actually this enthusiastic, I'm actually a super boring person who has no personality whatsoever. I used to run a decent radio show, but decided to switch from DJing to the virtuous job of making tasteless jokes at the expense of dead kids. I got this job by being better than an old senile man, who probably got Alzheimer's, so the standard requirements of getting this job are very, very high. Now I'm a rich superstar who doesn't need to work hard, because all my bad jokes are written by a staff of writers. I'm Ritzy Daggers and I love money over everything! I'm the prime example of the piece of shit person who turns to SOTF-TV for money!"
  • Defector from Decadence: Once a fan of the show who happily watched it with her parents, Giselle found her way to anti-SOTF videos online and has since become one of its vocal opponents.
  • Dirty Coward: At first, it seems like Giselle joined the Respects in order to join up with her Childhood Friends. As the game goes on, it becomes more obvious that she joined them just to save her own hide.
  • Does Not Like Men: Downplayed, but her Inner Monologue notes with disgust that teenage boys would enjoy reading a comic book about a previous contestant's death.
  • Everyone Hates Mathematics: Inverted, Giselle loves math. Instead, she finds herself bored by softer subjects like history.
  • Jerkass Has a Point: Giselle might hate SOTF on moral grounds, but the way she goes about speaking out against it isn't the best. She's not great at arguing, and winds up hurling insults instead. And then there's what happens in the game itself...
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Sure, she might be an arrogant asshole, but much of what she does before being cast is meant to speak out against a vicious, widely popular Deadly Game.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: Much of what she does after being cast, on the other hand...
  • Hypocrite: After betraying and assaulting Ivan until near-death, she then has the audacity to say...
    Giselle: "Hey, Ivan, you idiot. You got the wrong person. Look at my bandana. I'm your teammate."
  • Knight Templar: Devolves into one of these almost immediately after she's cast when she helps the Respects beat Ivan senseless. Then she invokes You Will Be Spared, and then she steals his wallet!
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Tries to extort a dying Ivan. The next day, she's killed by him.
  • Lured into a Trap: Attempts to lure Xander and Rhonda to the cruise ship so the Respects can kill them. Later, she tries the same thing on Ivan.
  • Malevolent Masked Woman: She wears a mask as a member of the Respects.
  • No Sympathy: When Bacchia runs Calla through in front of her, Giselle's first reaction is to snark about it. The compassion she later shows is condescending at best.
    Giselle: "Another fan dead on their favorite show. How tragic."
  • The Prima Donna: Even though she doesn't have much acting experience, it doesn't stop her from arrogantly criticizing her classmates on the set. The only other person she shows any respect for is the director, and even that is debatable!
  • Propaganda Piece: Programs short anti-SOTF games in her spare time. Before she was cast, she was planning to release a more elaborate game, meant as a Deconstruction of the Immoral Reality Show.
  • Rationalizing the Overkill: Double Subverted. While she initially takes some pleasure in beating the shit out of Ivan, she has second thoughts after taking a look through his wallet and realizing she might have killed a man who didn't know any better. But when Anthony presses her, Giselle doubles down and tells him Ivan deserved what happened to him.
  • Robbing the Dead: Slightly downplayed in that Ivan survives, but Giselle steals Ivan's wallet after he passes out from taking the Respects' No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.
  • Sinister Shades: Giselle was cast while wearing a pair of reflecting sunglasses, and while not exactly evil, she quickly joins the Respects.
  • Slogan-Yelling Megaphone Girl: One one occasion, Giselle jumps up on stage during a SOTF convention to protest against the convention itself.
    Giselle: "NONE OF THE WINNERS PROFIT FROM THIS CONVENTION, ONLY THE PRODUC—"
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Acts self-righteous to the extreme, just because she's one of the few Defectors from Decadence in her class.
  • Smug Snake: As a member of the Respects, Giselle graduates from a run-of-the-mill arrogant jerk to this trope. She even considers some of her own allies idiots.
  • Spoiled Brat: A spoiled child who grew up to become an impulsive and rather unpleasant Jerkass, and then an outright villain.
  • Starter Villain: She's the first member of the Respects to die.
  • The Stoic: Purposefully invokes this trope, because showing any emotion would be giving the producers what they want.
  • Turncoat: Attacks Ivan Rodriguez, her own teammate, immediately after starting the game. This is for three reasons: she thinks Ivan really had it coming, her friends Fisk and James were right there, and the only reason teams existed in the first place was because SOTF is Jumping the Shark.
  • You Will Be Spared: Tells Ivan she'll give him a painless death if he divulges his father's personal information, so that Papi cannot use his podcast to profit from Ivan's demise.

     ES03: Cory Cartwright 
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ES03: Cory Cartwright
Designated Weapon: Diving Knife
Mentor's Comment: No I—I can do it.

Cory's quiet. I learned more about him from reading all of this than I ever knew about him from school. What I do know is that he's a nice person, and he has a team. I'm not going to let anyone forget about him.

  • Bookworm: Cory is an avid reader, with mystery novels being a particular favorite of his.
  • Most Writers Are Writers: He writes his own short stories, though he lacks the confidence to show them to others.
  • Smart People Play Chess: A member of the Chess Club who scores highly in his classes.

     ES04: Leonard "Leo" Kenter 
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ES04: Leonard "Leo" Kenter
Designated Weapon: Scuba Gear
Mentor's Comment: "I guess if there's any place to try and dive, it's this?

Um. Leo and I played together, but it was only briefly. He's focused and calm, and I don't think he'll want to kill. That's, that's good. I don't want any of us to kill."

  • Afraid of Blood: Gets very squeamish at the sight of gore.
  • Camera Fiend: Often spaces out while trying to get the perfect nature photo. He even considers photographing his friends.
  • The Dandy: He's rather obsessed with his appearance, showering and shaving every day, slicking his hair back with gel, and making sure his outfit matches.
  • Embarrassing First Name: He thinks "Leonard" sounds a bit stupid. This trait helps him bond with his upperclassman, fellow writer, and eventual killer RJ Blackburn.
  • Jock Dad, Nerd Son: Leo's father tried to get him to play outside when he was a young, sensitive elementary-schooler. He eventually succeeded in forcing Leo to play soccer, which the boy reluctantly does to keep his father happy.
  • Last Grasp at Life: Dies while reaching for RJ's shirt.
  • Momma's Boy: Leo is much closer to his supportive stay-at-home mom than his comparatively distant dad. He shows her his nature photographs whenever he can.
  • Most Writers Are Writers: Is a writer in his spare time, due in part to his mother and uncle's influence, and had been working on a book for a while by the time he got kidnapped.
  • Nature Lover: Once his mom could successfully coax him out of the house, his love of photography blossomed into a love of being outside in nature.
  • Never Be Hurt Again: Leo resolves to never let Seo-yun flaunt her power over him again after attacking him in cold blood.
  • Poor Communication Kills: He shouts out for his friend RJ when he spots him in the distance. Unfortunately, that distance is... too distant, and RJ shoots at the source of the noise.
  • Sheathe Your Sword: Plans to escape SOTF-TV by waiting for the Blood Knights of Mangrove Garden to punch themselves out.
  • Shrinking Violet: Was this in elementary school, and he's still rather soft-spoken.
  • Sickening "Crunch!": Seo-yun shows her true colors by breaking his arm with a frying pan. The impact makes a distinctive, nasty cracking sound.
  • Thou Shalt Not Kill: Was raised to be a pacifist by his mother, and holds to those beliefs very strongly. He doesn't like SOTF-TV for this reason.

     ES05: Dieffenbachia Rubus 
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ES05: Dieffenbachia 'Bacchia' Rubus
Designated Weapon: Dummy Grenade
Mentor's Comment: Bacchia is a big TV fan, and... and she um, she's good to talk to about music and subculture, and... l-look I know you want me to talk about the game it's just... I just...

Fine. Fine. Bacchia knows a lot, she's smart, she can... do a good job.

Is that enough?

  • Ascended Fan: Bacchia loves SOTF, to the point of being incredibly defensive about the show. When she actually does enter the game, she immediately becomes a player.
  • Goth: Has the look, and also loves gothic art, Dark Fantasy literature, and horror FX makeup.
  • Passive Aggressive Combat: She's generally described as someone who will insult you with a polite smile on her face.
  • Raven Hair, Ivory Skin: Fits this to a T.
  • The Bully: Became more mean-spirited to her classmates when high school started.

     ES06: Timothy Torales 
ES06: Timothy Theodore Lobangco Torales
Designated Weapon: Glock 18c
Mentor's Comment: This feels really invasive. No I—look I really don't want to know how you find things out. Um. I don't want Timothy to accept defeat, I think that, I hope that I can keep motivation and attention high. Don't give up, okay?

     ES07: Laurence Clifford 
ES07: Laurence Clifford
Designated Weapon: Buckler
Mentor's Comment: You don't really notice how big Laurence is until you're standing next to him. Hopefully he scares anyone off that is thinking of doing anything they'll regret, and then we can get the team together, and... and then... yeah.

     ES08: Genevieve Erickson 
ES08: Genevieve Erickson
Designated Weapon: Colt 1911A1 Air Pistol
Mentor's Comment: It's okay not to stand out. Actually, um, given where you are, I'd prefer it. It's okay to run away, too. If that's how you stay safe, then that's totally fine. Better than the alternative.

     ES09: Sylvain Kessler 
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ES09: Sylvain Nicholas Kessler
Designated Weapon: Car Battery and Jumper Cables
Mentor's Comment: Oh.

No, um.

I... I'll try my best with Sylvain. He's hard to describe. Um. He's Sylvain. If he can keep from getting carried away then...then he won't be shooting himself in the foot, at least?

     ES10: Akeno Kudo 
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ES10: Akeno Kudo
Designated Weapon: Wire Garotte
Mentor's Comment: Akeno's really cool, really dedicated. She should be able to keep herself safe if she needs to, and without doing anyone any permanent damage. Just try to keep a cool head, okay? I'm here, we can talk if you need, and then we can work things out for you, for everyone.

  • I Know Karate: Practices karate at a karate studio in her spare time, and participates in karate tournaments that her father drives her to.
  • Then Let Me Be Evil: Being attacked by Maxine Schwimmer and Sergio Gallo and having a conversation with her mentor afterward convinces Akeno to become a player and go for the ten kill release.
  • Sibling Rivalry: Has an undercurrent of this with her brother, who gets praised for his achievements whilst she gets ignored.

     ES11: Olivia del Rio 
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ES11: Olivia del Rio
Designated Weapon: Ten Kills, One Life by Jewel Evans
Mentor's Comment: Everyone could use somebody to help keep their spirits up right now.

Maybe the book will help work as a reminder to not lose her temper? Um. Not, not that she should do what Jewel did, but... oh forget it.

  • Genki Girl: Social, cheerful and energetic.
  • My Hair Came Out Green: Dyed her hair by herself the day before sixth grade began, and fried the strands so badly that she had to get an emergency haircut and cover it up with a cap.
  • Serious Business: Downplayed example; she is very competitive about lacrosse and shows up to practice even when she's sick or injured.
  • [Verb] This!: When she faces down Fisk on the final day.
    Fisk Bateman: Hehehehe... Make a fool of me, eh? Well get ready, coz I’m about to make a horror show of you lot!
    Olivia del Rio: Horror show this, asshole!

     ES12: Ivan Rodriguez 
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ES12: Ivan Rodriguez
Designated Weapon: Novelty War Pick
Mentor's Comment: Ivan knows most of what there is to know about TV so he should I guess be able to translate that into not making bad moves. Maybe he knows enough to help them get out...

Am I finished? Can I be done? Great. Great... okay."

  • Calling the Old Man Out: Ivan bsolutely rips into his dad when he finds out from Emmy that Papi Rodriguez has been pumping out more podcast episodes than ever to exploit Ivan's casting. Ivan is so furious that he spills his dad's dirty laundry and even his passwords live on air.
  • Curb-Stomp Battle: On the bad end of one courtesy of "The Respects".
  • Jerkass: Has a noted history for treating people poorly, hurling insults at Verity after being bumped into in the school hallway, and reprimanding others for minor infractions whilst cursing them out.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: Suffers from an inflated view of himself to the point of hosting a SOTF quiz entirely to soothe his own ego.
  • Unwilling Suspension: Strung up upside down and left for dead after his fight with "The Respects."

Jewel's Leviathans

     JL Mentor: The Memoirist 
"I know a little bit about how this all works, so I think I can be useful."

     JL01: Nura Husain Al-Tarek 
JL01: Nura ‘N’ Husain al-Tarek
Designated Weapon: Colt 1851 Navy
Mentor's Comment: Intelligence is of course one of the most important assets, so we're cooking with gas from the get-go. I suppose physical capabilities are nothing to scoff at either, and it's funny but I find the football thing so much less instinctually revolting when the player is a girl. That aside, stubbornness, a questionable social situation among her peers, and a real penchant for wanton destruction? It's all I could ask for. In this instance, I am very optimistic indeed.

     JL02: Luciano Ascencio 
JL02: Luciano 'Space Cadet' Ascencio
Designated Weapon: Dacian Falx
Mentor's Comment: If you're going to go monochrome with a splash of red, why pick grey? He's so close to something almost approaching a facsimile of fashionable, though a tracksuit always has that I-couldn't-manage-anything-better vibe to it. Ugh.

Well, that aside, I see some things I like. Drive is the most important attribute. I can work with someone who knows what he wants. As to cooperating with anyone else? 'You don't need to work with the team to work for the team, know what I'm saying?'

     JL03: Mary Cheung 
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Jl03: Mary Xueman Cheung
Designated Weapon: Oar
Mentor's Comment: I looked up her Instagram and she is so so pretty. And also a goth, and also a vegetarian? This is, like, she's exactly the sort of person I want to get to know a whole lot better. She's the sort of person I feel like could be, you know, a real actual friend if we met in some other circumstances? She just seems really cool, and, I don't know, that makes me sort of nervous because SOTF isn't about being cool. If it's about anything, it's about holding it together, and that might be harder for her, but I'll do what I can to help. I really mean it.

  • Animal Motifs: Rabbits. She has two pet bunnies that she adores, and several of her personal objects are themed around rabbits.
  • Goth: Mary's typical aesthetic has elements of this.
  • Sad Clown: Her being a Class Clown is essentially a coping mechanism for her being a bullied loner when she was younger, until she reinvented her image. Even now, she still relies on cracking jokes and being quirky to make up for her issues.

     JL04: Seth Dunn 
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JL04: Seth Dunn
Designated Weapon: Small Bag of Cocaine
Mentor's Comment: Well, here's another perfect fit for my ramshackle collection of weirdos and outcasts. Really, I can't think of an assortment I'd feel more comfortable working with. He's not quite as much my type as some of the others, but I think there's room to find common ground—and I think he may have much more of an intuitive understanding of showmanship than even he realizes.

Oh, also, I do wonder if the armorer guy was serious about having a lot more of that cocaine floating around. I've never tried cocaine, and I have to say I'm kind of curious. Is it legal if you're technically not in any country? Questions to ponder at the after-show, I guess.

     JL05: Beau Lively 
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JL05: Beau Lively
Designated Weapon: Tremendous Spoon
Mentor's Comment: Oh my god, we have the same birthday. That's so weird. I guess it's a point of connection, though? I mean, I have to take what I can get here. This guy is basically my opposite—he's like a little rainbow gnome of positivity and harmlessness. I suppose I like video games too? That counts as common ground, right?

Oh, let's be real: he's totally fucked. This is exactly why I had that spiel about deciding what you want to do with the rest of your life: I can't imagine he's going to want to claw desperately to prolong it, and I think we'll have much more luck making sure his final bow is one to remember instead.

  • I Cannot Self-Terminate: Asked a friend to help him in committing suicide as he was afraid of being more broken by the show.
  • Meaningful Name: As his last name would suggest, Beau is an energetic and enthusiastic person.
  • Ping Pong Naïveté: Is very gullible and too trusting of others until he isn't (esp. with Gregory Miller) and then he isn't with others when he goes back to his innocent state of mind.

     JL06: Jasper Suárez-King 
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JL06: Jasper Suárez-King
Designated Weapon: Fishing Gaff
Mentor's Comment: Okay, I have to hand it to him, he's actually hot. Needs to lose the bun, but he's making that whole beach bum aesthetic look more sexy young hotshot and less somebody's drunk middle-aged uncle. And if he's willing and experienced in using that as an asset, all the better. Personally, I'd say he's one of the stronger contenders on paper—knowledge of the show, some martial arts, a deceptive bent, that's all good news.

The thing is, paper potential is only worth what it's printed on. If he comes in strong with the right attitude and a game plan, he may well go far. If he gets distracted fucking around and starts buying his own hype and lets his guard down around some mousy little girl just because she looks harmless, he could easily be the first one out. We're going to have to do our best to make sure that doesn't happen.

     JL07: Leah Hemingway 
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JL07: Leah Hemingway
Designated Weapon: Little Joe Crossbow
Mentor's Comment: After my convention escapade with the Sidney cosplay, I really do sympathize with her—show a little skin and all sorts of creeps come crawling out of the woodwork to cough up thirsty comments. But really, when it comes to figuring out what's in store for her, I think the best predictor may be a certain other shy girl who got assigned a crossbow not too long ago... which is to say, I see some promise here. As to the potential teamwork problems, I'm not particularly worried. It's not like anybody else I've got can cooperate worth a damn either.

  • Cosplay: Likes to dress up as characters, although it is more for her followers than for her own enjoyment.
  • Desperately Craves Affection: She lacks any friends and her parents don't show that much affection to her, so she seeks affection and attention online.
  • Friendless Background: Didn't, and still doesn't, have that many friends growing up.

     JL08: Amy Barrows-Shaw 
JL08: Amy Judith Barrows-Shaw
Designated Weapon: Decoy Mannequin
Mentor's Comment: Difficulties working with others? History of being on the wrong end of her classmates? Real actual psychological diagnosis? Yeah, welcome to the Leviathans. Despite some superficial similarities with Seth, I foresee a pretty different trajectory here—one I understand a whole lot better. I think, if the dominoes fall right, she could be a real mover and shaker, but of course you can never say for sure.

...what, you were expecting a crack about how her new assigned friend is more personable than she is? Not my style. Well, not in this context. And besides, weapons don't mean that much anyways.

  • Aloof Dark-Haired Girl: Not as popular as some examples, but is described as good looking and has attracted unwanted attention from some of the boys at school because of it.
  • The Stoic: Has a perpetual poker face.
     JL09: Chris Tyrrell 
JL09: Chris Tyrrell
Designated Weapon: Dane Axe
Mentor's Comment: This may be rough. It sounds like he's driven, self-centered, and in good shape, and all of that's good news. On the other hand, if you had to pull out the people in class least likely to gel with him in any way, I imagine that group would look a lot like the rest of the team. We've already established that we're not going to be the cooperation squad, so I suppose it could be worse, but I'm not entirely sure how easy it'll be to get through to him, even though I might have more insight than he expects.

     JL10: Laura Hakštok 
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JL10: Laura Beatrice Hakštok
Designated Weapon: Tannerite Binary Explosive
Mentor's Comment: Wait, she does martial arts? Really? Huh.

"Anyways, I looked up some of the stuff she's streamed online, and it's a very good thing the whole teamwork angle is already a wash. Actually, I think there's a selfish core here that pairs nicely with a really vicious cleverness that could take her far... if that's what she wants. But of course, we're talking a wildcard among wildcards, so I'm not counting on anything. Well, maybe I'd put some money on a large and incredibly disruptive explosion before all's said and done. That seems safe enough."


  • Gamer Chick: Laura plays and stream SOTF: Champions.
  • Jerkass: Dear god, this girl revels in riling people up.
  • The Stoner: She smokes weed like a chimney, and frequently gets up to wacky stoner antics.
  • Toxic Friend Influence: She and Alaska Ferguson do not at all have a healthy friendship, as Laura frequently insults her and enables her bad traits.

     JL11: Mariko Whitney 
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JL11: Mariko Whitney
Designated Weapon: Greener Harpoon Gun
Mentor's Comment: Focused, creative, and probably more than a little bit self-interested and mean. No teamwork to speak of. I feel like a broken record at this point, but really this is perfect. People are easier to relate to as individuals, and I think self-interest is the best motivator. Cleverness, lateral thinking, and a nice helping of spite can carry far harder than guns and trust. They can't all be winners—I mean, I guess theoretically they could, but it's so unlikely as to not be worth considering—but like so many others on my roster, I think there's a non-negligible chance that she could if she plays it right and gets lucky.

Loner

     LONER: Amanda Brooks 
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LONER: Amanda Brooks
Designated Weapon M55 Reising Submachine Gun
Mentor's Comment: So, wait, hold on. This girl doesn’t have a mentor. Do we even put something here?" — Cooper, our secretary.

...Hmm. I’d say so. We’ve given the girl who needs other people the most no team and no mentor. We can’t take the joke too far." — Mark Davison, SOTF Executive.

So what should we put in here, then?” — Cooper, our secretary.

You figure it out. I've gotta get ready for a meeting with Jewel. — Mark Davison, SOTF Executive.

  • The Aloner: Randomly chosen to be the one contestant who had to play solo.

Malcolm's Mariners

     MM Mentor: The Freelancer 
"If we're being honest, I'd say it was that last round of tequila shots that really sunk my battleship."
  • The Alcoholic: Not to crippling extents, but enough to cost him some of his physical fitness.
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Malcolm might be constantly cracking jokes, but he's extremely competent in his position as SOTF's post-production supervisor.
  • The Driver: Commonly the one driving the staff of SOTF to their outings.
  • Formerly Fit: His body was much more athletic in his youth, but a combination of inactivity and alcohol changed that.
  • Informed Attractiveness: Apparently, He Cleans Up Nicely, but you'd never be able to tell.
  • In Vino Veritas: How he ended up becoming one of the mentors. When he drank too much tequila at a staff Christmas party, Malcolm went on a tirade about how poorly the mentors of previous seasons performed in their duties.
  • Let's See YOU Do Better!: SOTF executives asked him to prove his worth after hearing his drunken rant.

     MM01: Vasily Ivanov 
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MM01: Vasily Ivanov
Designated Weapon: Bugles (Snack Food)
Mentor's Comment: If there was literally anyone in this game who I trust to use the bugles as God intended, it was the eye-patch kid. I've watched his YouTube videos; he's got some interesting ideas — we'll have to see if he can put what he knows to any practical use, though if that means staying alive and helping his friends or becoming the closest thing we have to a pirate this year, I'm honestly not sure. At least he won't go hungry.

     MM02: Sarah Lillian Whitlock 
MM02: Sarah Lillian Whitlock
Designated Weapon: WASP Injection Knife
Mentor's Comment: Well — shit. Aliens? Loved the movies. But actual, honest-to-goodness close encounters? Man, I don't know... at the very least, she's got the equipment to deliver her very own chestburster. The bigger question for me is does she end up identifying more with Sigourney Weaver — or the alien?"

     MM03: Elliott-Blair Østergaard 
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MM03: Elliott-Blair Østergaard
Designated Weapon: Spyglass
Mentor's Comment: You know, I think a few people — our weirdo resident armourer included — saw the spyglass as a joke weapon, but I think Elliott-Blair might actually be one of the few people who could use it as an advantage. If he's really good with assessing behaviour, having the ability to see people coming is going to be very useful. I have high hopes for this kid; not at all to do with the fact that he might very well be on to something about his disdain for SOTF's front office. Amen, kiddo. Amen.

     MM04: Keegan Garcia 
MM04: Keegan Garcia
Designated Weapon: Narwhal Tusk
Mentor's Comment: As we all know, there's no I in "team". However, there sure is a "me" in team, and this kid seems like the first one to point that out. I have the sneaking suspicion that whatever I advise him to do, he's going to do exactly the opposite. Can't WAIT, let me tell you."

     MM05: Stokely Keeper 
MM05: Stokely 'Stokes' Harriet Ophelia Keeper
Designated Weapon: Lifejacket, Water Wings, and Water Safety Manual
Mentor's Comment: When I found out that the producers were going to make one of the students join us as a mentor, I lobbied for this girl. It seemed like such a perfect fit, alas — I wasn't listened to. I can't imagine why. It's such a damned shame, she would have fit in so well as an intern. Everyone has to start somewhere; Stokes has to start as a cast member. Tough break, kid. I'll be pulling for her.

  • Defiant to the End: The Respects have Stokes captured and helpless, but she continues to hurl barbs their way, and spits blood on Fisk Bateman's shoes as a final act of defiance.
  • "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner:
    "S'like a b-movie agh-and baby's first cult fucked an' had an idiot kid-"
  • Genre Savvy: Stokes has a massive amount of knowledge of the show thanks to being an avid fan and fan creator. Unfortunately, her knowledge leads her to the conclusion that she is probably screwed, and she comes up with a plan to play the field by making herself too useful as a neutral party to attract hostile attention.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Remains behind on the floating restaurant to buy enough time for her best friend Junji to escape.
  • Intrepid Merchant: She attempts to be one, starting up a would-be trading post in the middle of the game.
  • Only Friend: To Junji Yamada.
  • Punny Name: Stokely Harriet Ophelia Keeper operates a store.
  • The Nicknamer: Dubs her ally Chris Tyrell 'Junior', and subsequently Gregory Miller 'Twonior'.

     MM06: Cristobal Velazquez 
MM06: Cristobal Velazquez
Designated Weapon: FN Baby Browning, 25ACP
Mentor's Comment: The striker with a heart of gold — you hate to see it. The feeling in the pit of my stomach — which could be stale beer, let's be real — says that Cristobal is going to be very popular with a certain demographic of our viewers but his story is going to end in heartbreak. He's got protector written all over him, which'll be fine... until he has to do any actual protecting.

     MM07: Nadine Flores 
MM07: Nadine Flores
Designated Weapon: Cordless Electric Nail Gun
Mentor's Comment: It's always the quiet ones! All it takes is one misunderstanding or one awkward confrontation and suddenly the quiet girl in the corner is writing books about how ten kills were worth one life. Am I saying that Nadine is the next Jewel? No. But stranger things have happened! Just remember, when it happens? I NAILED it. Yeah, you'd better believe I went there.

     MM08: Carol Hong 
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MM08: Ji-eun "Carol" Hong
Designated Weapon: Ship in a Bottle
Mentor's Comment: Picard: It is exactly as they left it, Number One - 'in the bottle'.

[Data and Worf, like Riker earlier, look at him rather blankly]

Picard: The ship in the bottle... Oh, good Lord, didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?

Worf: I did not play with boys—

[Picard, Data, Worf, Riker, O'Brien and the crew behind the cameras all erupt in laughter at actor Michael Dorn's line flub]

Single greatest outtake that I've ever seen on something I didn't work on. I'd hope that she knows enough to use the bottle as a weapon, but I'm not holding my breath. This girl definitely hasn't played with boys, either."

     MM09: Alyssa Tibbett 
MM09: Alyssa Tibbett
Designated Weapon: Trident (Polearm)
Mentor's Comment: On one hand, Alyssa has an absolutely fantastic weapon draw that coupled with her swimming ability might make her a real useful ally to anyone else on her team. On the other, her mental health looks to be held together with the equivalent of scotch tape and rubber bands. I hope I can help her last longer than I fear she might otherwise.

     MM10: Hannah Choi 
MM10: Hannah Eun-Ae Choi
Designated Weapon: Scepter of the Supreme Crab
Mentor's Comment: Okay Hannah, here's what we're going to do. We're going to take that low self-esteem and lack of belief in yourself and we're going to throw it out the window. Why are we going to do that? Because you wield the Scepter of the Supreme Crab, dammit! You are POWERFUL! You are STRONG! You are the SUPREME CRAB! Plus, all kidding aside, you're one of the few people around who might actually know how to use it properly.

     MM11: Hailey Thompson 
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MM11: Hailey Madison Thompson
Designated Weapon: ZapCane
Mentor's Comment: I've heard that having and accepting Jesus into your heart is like having a thousand volts of electricity flowing through your body all at once. I'm an Agnostic, so I don't know what that's like, but I do know that if Hailey really feels like it, she can now induce that feeling in others, all with the press of a button. Having someone like her is going to be good for team morale, if nothing else. Such as it is.

     MM12: Maxine Schwimmer 
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MM12: Maxine "Max" Schwimmer
Designated Weapon: Trident (Gum)
Mentor's Comment: I should have called us 'Team Trident', since we managed to get them all. Maxine's breath may be fresh, but I hold deep concern for her ability to move between areas without re-aggravating her ACL sprain. Such a shame that she didn't get something more useful, like a shotgun. That might have been fun.

  • Braids of Action: Has her hair styled into two braids, and she's not only a capable athlete but a contestant on a Deadly Game as well.
  • Busman's Vocabulary: She and Sergio talk about their plans to survive the game in terms of "grand slams" and "base hits". In her second and final battle with Akeno, her thoughts are absolutely dripping with baseball metaphors.
  • Competition Freak: To the point that she loses most of her motivation entirely if she isn't competing with someone. Keeping her eyes on the prize is the only way she knows how to give herself clear goals to work towards.
    Maxine: "In baseball, you can't cling to a lead and pray the clock runs out. You can't bet on those magic three numbers - 0:00 - to save your hard-earned points and walk away from everything. In baseball, you have to fight for the win, score more, claw more, remain on your top game until the innings hit bottom 9 and there's a winner declared. In baseball, time is a non-factor. You need to win."
  • Daddy's Girl: She's much closer to her father, on account of the fact that his graphic design work means he doesn't have to leave the house as often. Her personality, however, is a lot more similar to her mother's.
  • Don't You Dare Pity Me!: Rejects Sergio's offer to help her up the stairs after Akeno attacks her knee, even going as far as to skip up them while hiding her pain to prove she doesn't need his help!
  • Dye Hard: Maxine's been dyeing her hair since she was in middle school. It's currently a deep, crimson red.
  • Game-Breaking Injury: Tore a ligament in her knee late last season, and she's still recovering from it right up to the start of the game.
  • Game of Nerds: Max's Inner Monologue discusses all the meticulously tracked numbers that go into a baseball game as a reason why you need to fight to the bitter end.
  • Gamer Chick: Loves to unwind after school by playing platformers and JRPGs.
  • Gender-Blender Name: Goes by "Max", which is much more commonly used as a boy's name.
  • Improvised Weapon: Flings a drawer, of all things, at a charging Akeno. She tries it again later on in the fight, but winds up grabbing a plastic spatula. It's not enough to save her in the end.
  • Leeroy Jenkins: Although she's one of the best hitters and fielders on the softball team, her playstyle is also extremely aggressive and often leads to poor decision-making once she's on base.
  • Motor Mouth: Talks a lot faster than normal when she gets upset.
  • Younger Than They Look: Maxine's only a senior in high school, but her biography claims she has crow's feet - a condition most women don't see until middle age!

Stephanie's Buccaneers
     SB Mentor: The Pirate 
"Yar, har, fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be?"

     SB01: Jodi Hunter 
SB01: Jodi Hunter
Designated Weapon: Blunderbuss
Mentor's Comment: Physical weakness is not a liability. Forgetability is not a liability. It’s, um, true that sometimes the most distinct personalities are the ones who populate the end (I think), but every pirate crew needs people who do their work behind the scenes. I’m… admittedly concerned whether she will be able to use — oh wow, that’s. That’s Alex’s gun. That’s… really Alex’s gun...

Sorry. What was I saying? Ah! Yeah! Her weapon’s weight might be trouble if she can't carry anything heavy, but I’m not worried. I’m sure once she manages to find the rest of her team she’ll work out just fine

     SB02: Sergio Gallo 
SB02: Sergio Gallo
Designated Weapon: Laser Pointer
Mentor's Comment: Oh no…

Well, um, no. I can’t be like that. He’s actually maybe actually a pretty decent get! He’s buff enough that it wouldn’t be hard to plunder a better weapon off of somebody else, and he occupies a team role that I don’t think the majority of my crew can carry, from what I’ve seen. I’m not exactly too happy that I have to take care of a… boink… boy… but I’m sure we can get aside our differences soon enough. For his sake. As well as mine.

     SB03: Pineapple "Pippi" Bloodworth 
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SB03: Pineapple "Pippi" Bloodworth
Designated Weapon: Extendable Baton
Mentor's Comment: Um. Wow. This girl is, like, literally me. Like, I'm more on the geek side of nerd-dom and I’m pretty sure my parents don’t own strip clubs but, um, wow. A kindred spirit. That’s… genuinely nice. I’m a little bit concerned that I haven’t been able to find someone who could properly work as a leader so far, but it’s like I said with Jodi. A great crew always needs someone with a really nice and cute aesthetic working behind the scenes to make sure the captain doesn’t go too crazy. That was me the last time this game had a pirate crew. Maybe my twinnie here can go the same way I did. Hopefully.

     SB04: Bethan Gayle 
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SB04: Bethan Maya Tamara Gayle
Designated Weapon: Pike (Polearm)
Mentor's Comment: What… happened to fashion after I left school? Like, I know I’ve got pink hair, but… wow. I… don’t really know what to say.

Wait, no. I, um, should probably actually evaluate this person. They’re on my team. They, um… wow, there is really nothing in here to be optimistic about, is there they’re sociable enough that I don’t think the early stages of the game will be a problem for them. If she doesn’t… crash and burn, then maybe she can reach her team. I don’t really know if there’s anything she can do once she does that, but…

Sigh. Sorry friends and family of Bethan reading me absolutely trashing on her. I hope she makes it out of this, but I can’t really see anything she has going for her other than hope. Sorry again.

     SB05: Lucille Mendoza 
SB05: Maria Lucille Tamayo Mendoza
Designated Weapon: Smith and Wesson Model 500
Mentor's Comment: Okay! Yes! Here’s our captain! I was a little bit worried because all these other kids seem to be more type B than type A but I’m so glad we have someone here who can maybe call the shots for them. There’s, um, still weaknesses here, but they either don’t really matter if she does what I want her to or will iron themselves out once she’s out in the ocean. I… um, feel a little leery being this positive about someone — SORRY AGAIN, FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF BETHAN — but I feel confident here. This girl will sail her way through this game, and I will be proud to be her (and everyone else’s) first mate.

Do people really dream of being on this show, though? That’s… geez.

     SB06: Kaya Robinson 
SB06: Kaya Robinson
Designated Weapon: M1895 Lee Navy
Mentor's Comment: ...Not a lot to say here, but, um, I think I like? I think this is the only time a mentor has wanted their kid to have something other than a gun, but otherwise this is a pretty ace get. She’s strong (and good with swords????) and responsible and possibly competitive enough to think about winning and, um, I think the best part of this is that she’s quiet about it. She’s not exactly the type of person everyone else would look at and think ‘this is someone who has to go if I want to win.’ I, um, don’t really think people value it much, but that trait by itself has produced winners. I should know. I, um, think we can be kindred spirits. Hopefully, at least.

     SB07: Luanne Grasset 
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SB07: Luanne Grasset
Designated Weapon: Wheel of Authentic Parmigiano-Reggiano Cheese
Mentor's Comment: "...Where have i heard- OH MAN I KNOW WHERE. NOREEN FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER. HI NOREEN. SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS NOREEN. I HOPE YOU’LL BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH IT OKAY NOREEN.”

  • Eccentric Artist: Keeps on thinking about paintings even in SOTF, with the threat of death looming over her. In general, Luanne has an eccentric line of thought and art, from it be collecting quotes from artists to making art herself, practically dominates her life.
  • Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: The responsible to Noreen, her promiscuous and wild younger sister, mostly on the account that Luanne doesn't have that many friends or parties to go to and is much tamer.

     SB08: Virginia Burns 
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SB08: Virginia Marybeth Burns
Designated Weapon: Remington 870, Sawed-Off
Mentor's Comment: Hey! The Devil’s Inheritance! My roommate like, full stans that group. Maybe this’ll finally be motivation to finally listen to them lmao

But talking about Virginia here… I think she’s good? I’m a little bit concerned about how many backstage crew members I have at this point, but, um, the more the merrier! I’m sure now that if one of my many minions can’t make it to the are you really making me say this? uuuuuuuugh big red X on the map I’ll have enough to take their place. Another gun is useful too. Can’t have too many of those. Unless you’re Kaya, I guess.

I’ve also heard that she and Bethan are… um, familiar. With one another. That, um, might be useful, I think.

     SB09: Emmett Purcell 
SB09: Emmett Purcell
Designated Weapon: Bang Stick
Mentor's Comment: I… are you serious? Another fuckboy?

Sigh. I don’t particularly feel like talking about… whatever positive qualities this person might bring. I’ll just, um, wait a bit, if that's okay with all of you. Maybe once he finds out his life lies in my hands he’ll learn to respect women a bit more, hm?

     SB10: Abel Kuntz 
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SB10: Abel Kuntz
Designated Weapon: Elgin Cutlass Pistol
Mentor's Comment: BEST BOY. BEST BOY. If I can, um, be honest, that isn’t really a high bar because he’s the only guy on this team who isn’t a… boinkboy, but… team captain potential? A gun? And he likes the Dark Tower? I love him already : ) : ) : )

     SB11: Sofia Kowalski 
SB11: Sofia Elizabeth Kowalski
Designated Weapon: Bugle (Horn)
Mentor's Comment: It’s fine to be worried. It’s also fine to not really know this game all that much. Lucky for you, you have someone who knows this game very well working to keep you alive, so just let her give you everything you need to know, kay? I, um, won’t lie, I’m a little worried myself about this particular quiet girl compared to all the others — not having a good weapon is, um, a little rough, but I believe in her! She’s fit and she’s focused, and if all the complaining from the other mentor booths is any indication, that’s a little something the other teams lack ;).

     SB12: Shoshanna Kowalczyk 
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SB12: Shoshanna Kowalczyk
Designated Weapon: Webley & Scott Mark III Flare Pistol
Mentor's Comment: Another girl who’s maybe not a type-a character but who still has a great chance of sneaking through the game under the radar? Another girl who’s maybe not a type-a character but who still has a great chance of sneaking through the game under the radar and has a gun? She’ll fit right in. Welcome on board, Shoshanna.”

Shiva's Sirens
     SS Mentor: The Transhumanist 
"No, no, don’t call me ‘inspiring’. I know what you mean by that. I prefer the term ‘innovative’."
  • Accent Slip-Up: When out in public, he's trained himself to speak in Received Pronunciation, but his natural Scouse accent comes through in private or when he talks too fast.
  • Big Ol' Eyebrows: Has a thick, dark pair of them.
  • Career-Ending Injury: Was on the path to becoming an Olympic fencer until he lost his leg in a motorcycle crash at the age of 19.
  • Condescending Compassion: On the receiving end of much of it after his motorcycle accident, and it pissed him off so much that he decided to become a disability rights activist.
  • Honest Corporate Executive: Uses his platform as the husband of a tech mogul to campaign for fair treatment of disabled workers, among other things.
  • Mellow Fellow: An easygoing, laid-back man in spite of his passionate activism and fierce competitive streak.
  • Perpetual Smiler: Even his neutral expression could be called a smirk.
  • Transhuman: Fully subscribes to a transhumanist ideology.
  • Trophy Husband: His detractors accuse him of being this towards his husband Frank.
  • Vicariously Ambitious: Still lives for the thrill of the competition, and he hopes that he can achieve some of his old glory through the actions of his Sirens.

     SS01: Verity Stewart 
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SS01: Verity Stewart
Designated Weapon: Heckler & Koch P11
Mentor's Comment: While it's true that Miss Stewart faces steep odds, so does every other contestant, and she is better equipped than most, both practically speaking and in terms of knowledge. She has the tools to overcome her weaknesses, and with a guiding hand, I am confident that she'll be able to utilize them effectively.

  • Foreshadowing: She tells Tim Torales that she'd show no mercy if she became a contestant. She ends up pushing him off the cruise ship, in the first kill of the season.

     SS02: Kamille Rémy Martel 
SS02: Kamille Rémy Martel
Designated Weapon: Sodegarami
Mentor's Comment: Despite its appearance, the sodegarami was in fact an implement used to capture criminals uninjured so that they could be brought to trial safely. I believe it's based on an instrument originally utilized by Japanese naval officers, though they in turn borrowed the design from the Chinese navy, which-

What? Oh, right, sorry. Social prowess, physical skills which suit the arena, and a thematically appropriate weapon all bode very well for Mr. Martel here. He should be able to organize and direct whichever teammates he is able to meet up with, and his personality and weapon will allow him to deal with opponents in more subtle ways when open confrontation is disadvantageous.

  • The Ace: Member of the student council, successful with the ladies, star student and athlete. He's already done very well for himself.
  • Academic Athlete: Pushes himself to perform just as well in school as he does on the swim team.
  • Amateur Sleuth: Tries to investigate the bloodstains in the cruise ship's banquet hall, and manages to discover that someone attempted to clean them up.
  • Broken Ace: Deep down, he's still reeling from his father's death and his parents' poor treatment of him.
  • The Casanova: Not quite to Jasper's extent, but he has a reputation for this because his sheer dedication to his studies tends to overshadow the effort he puts into relationships.
  • Defiant to the End: When he realizes Seo-yun isn't going to just let him and Mariko leave, he goes out trying to tell her lackey Mandy that Seo-yun is merely using her and will throw her away eventually.
  • Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: Intentionally provokes Seo-yun, who is holding a shotgun and has every intention of using it, in order to save Mandy from being her Sycophantic Servant and protect Mariko from the both of them.
  • "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner: "Your move."
  • Gender-Blender Name: "Kamille" isn't exactly the name you'd expect to belong to a tall, well-built, Sharp-Dressed Man.
  • I Need a Freaking Drink: After the chaos of the first day, he and Mariko are stressed enough to drink shots of rum.
  • Messy Hair: Winds up with this when he's caught in a hurricane pre-game and gets his hair swept around in the high winds.
  • Military Brat: Thanks to his adoptive father, who's in the Coast Guard. He's also interested in joining the military as soon as he graduates, or, barring that, the CIA.
  • Nice Guy: Well, unless you're his girlfriend.
  • Parental Favoritism: He's The Un-Favourite compared to his half-brother Prosper.
  • Parental Neglect: To make matters worse, in the aftermath of his father's death, Kamille was usually taken care of by his grandparents, as his actual parents were not available.
  • Prongs of Poseidon: Well, Prongs of Pluto. His weapon is the sodegarami, a traditional Japanese polearm with two prongs.
  • Sharp-Dressed Man: Wears blazers, button-down shirts, and perfectly pressed slacks to school. In Florida, no less!
  • So Crazy, It Must Be True: Believes Seth and Ivan immediately after they warn him about the Respects.
  • Stepford Smiler: By all accounts, Kamille is a nice and friendly person.
  • Surprise Car Crash: One of these killed his biological father, Ruben.
  • When You Coming Home, Dad?: His adoptive father is a training instructor for the Coast Guard, and he's frequently called to duty away from home.
  • The Un-Favourite: His mother, Simone, tends to pay more attention to her child with Edward, Kamille's adoptive father.

     SS03: Caleb Bloch 
SS03: Caleb Bloch
Designated Weapon: Morphine Syrettes
Mentor's Comment: It's approved to take people who are in the middle of medical treatments like this? ...Um, another contestant who will be able to use subtlety to their advantage. Their weapon assignment and demeanor should see success in a... support role. Yes."

     SS04: Mandy Gross 
SS04: Mandy Gross
Designated Weapon: Umbrella
Mentor's Comment: [This conclusion was redacted on the advice of the Survival of the Fittest legal team due to concerns about copyright infringement.]

     SS05: Calla Evans 
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SS05: Calla Evans
Designated Weapon: Caltrops
Mentor's Comment: Another member with a tactical draw and a wealth of knowledge, I believe that Miss Evans's natural demeanor will also serve her well here. Her determination should be a great boon to the team, and I see her being a force to be reckoned with once she meets up with some of her better-armed teammates.

     SS06: Oliver Sheffield 
SS06: Oliver Sheffield
Designated Weapon: Steel Chain, 2 Yards
Mentor's Comment: Theoretical conviction is all well and good, but situations like these are where you discover your true values. People more often than not realize that they value their own lives far more than they thought.

That said, while it's absolutely not true that every team has a weak link, there is always someone who benefits more from someone else choosing their direction. Fortunately, that's the role that I'm here to play."

  • Academic Athlete: He certainly didn't start this way, but Oliver joined the basketball team to resurrect his failing grades in phys ed.
  • All There in the Manual: Without his biography, all you'd know about him is "SS06, Oliver Sheffield: DECEASED". Unless you mouse over certain parts of the post where he's pronounced dead, you'll never hear his side of things.
  • Chain Pain: He's given two yards of steel chain as his weapon... but he never gets the chance to use it.
  • Commander Contrarian: Oliver LOVES to argue, no matter what the topic is. He's unpopular In-Universe because of this and his superiority complex.
  • Determinator: When he first joined the debate team as a sophomore, he underestimated how difficult it would be. To protect his Pride, he's become this trope in pursuit of becoming the best debater at Mangrove Garden.
  • Elegant Classical Musician: He doesn't show his skills off at school, but he's an accomplished pianist.
  • Hands-Off Parenting: The Sheffields generally leave their three kids to their own devices. Predictably, they aren't very close.
  • Insufferable Genius: An intelligent child from a young age, Oliver started out with good intentions and tried to tutor struggling classmates, but he quickly devolved into this trope after his explanations couldn't get through to them.
  • Painting the Medium: An especially egregious example. His narration is rendered entirely in transparent text!
  • Precision F-Strike: In his hidden narration.
    Someone who can't swim? In Florida, you say? Nonsense. Oliver Sheffield would tell you to fuck off.
  • Sharp-Dressed Man: Oliver never dresses more informally than "business casual", preferring to wear button-up shirts, blazers, and neckties.
  • So Much for Stealth: Tries to sneak up on a sleeping Carol Hong to steal her supplies after losing his pack... only to learn she was awake the entire time. He's rewarded for his efforts with a push into the water, leading to his death.
  • Super Drowning Skills: Never learned how to swim. It bites him in the ass right at the start of the game.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: He certainly thinks so. It's one of the defining reasons why he looks down on many of his less academically inclined classmates.
  • Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Oliver doesn't really get along with his teammates, but he still reluctantly works with them because he came to enjoy the game.
  • We Hardly Knew Ye: He's unceremoniously crushed between two crates at the beginning of the game. Unlike Timothy, he doesn't appear in any memory threads. By the time his name shows up at all, he's already dead! You can, however, read his point of view if you highlight parts of the post where he dies.

     SS07: Diana McIntyre 
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SS07: Diana Cassidy McIntyre
Designated Weapon: British Sea Service Flintlock Pistol
Mentor's Comment: When you're young, when you've led a good life, you're invincible. The world can't hurt you.

That illusion always shatters eventually, but I have faith that Miss McIntyre will be able to adequately deal with the fallout, given the support of her team and mentor.

     SS08: Zack Harlow 
SS08: Zachary "Zack" Harlow
Designated Weapon: Boarding Axe
Mentor's Comment: "Another one with a talent for doing things quietly and a knowledge of the show. I do believe I see cohesive team coming together here, and as long as Mr. Harlow is able to stay focused, I see him being another valuable member."

     SS09: Fisk Bateman 
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SS09: Fisk Bateman
Designated Weapon: American 180 Submachine Gun
Mentor's Comment: "...No? No. You are pranking me. His name is Bateman, and... he has a submachine gun? No. I understand that we're all having fun here and that the goal of the show is entertainment, but... no. I don't believe it. This is a prank. He looks like a cartoon."

  • Awesome Anachronistic Apparel: He dresses like a 1960's Mod for the duration of the game with his fancy striped suit.
  • Ax-Crazy: Despite his feigned civility, Fisk is a maniac through and through who revels in the carnage he wrought, and he goes out of his way to draw out his rivals' deaths.
  • Big Bad Wannabe: Fisk thinks he's a lot more intimidating than he actually is, though the truth is that he only got as far as he did because he spent the entire game surrounded by loyal henchmen.
  • Comic-Book Fantasy Casting: Fisk's appearance is Gus Dapperton down to the dance moves.
  • Cruel and Unusual Death: A favorite threat of his, and his modus opperandi for anyone who particularly draws his ire. He most notably inflicted this upon Gregory Miller by peeling off his face with a carving knife before tossing him from the highest point of the arena onto a cluster of his rivals as a warning. Also happens to him as a form of karmic death.
  • Determinator: Fisk is willing to do anything, from breaking the rules of the game, and killing anyone in his way including assigned teammates to ensure he gets to make it to the end with his friends.
  • Faux Affably Evil: Fisk projects himself as a friendly and polite but eccentric individual merely looking out for his friends. That facade drops rather quickly when someone pushes one of his many berserk buttons.
  • Good Scars, Evil Scars: Fisk has a menacing facial scar as a result of a childhood accident. Not long into the game, he and his allies begin hunting down their former classmates.
  • Humiliation Conga: The very second Fisk is the last one alive of his homemade team, his enemies make short work of him, surrounding him, taking turns beating him, crippling him, and dragging him across the arena, before brutally executing him for putting them all through so much hell.
  • Karmic Death: After spending his tenure on the flotilla terrorizing and torturing various other contestants, on top of just being an in general self-absorbed twat with an inflated ego, Fisk is killed by his would-be first victim and game-long rival, Ivan Rodriguez, when Ivan shoves a running firehose down Fisk's throat and turns it on, blowing Fisk away.
  • King Mook: His favorite tactic in game is to swarm the enemy with numbers, with him leading the front and acting as the distraction to buy his friends time to perform an ambush.
  • Practically Joker: Fisk is a laughably evil walking freakshow known for his terrible idea of comedy, gruesome kills, and bad dancing. At one point he even dons clown paint to perform a raid on Stokely's trading outpost.
  • The Leader: Commands the "Respects", a group of players who have formed their own team.
  • Make Sure He's Dead: Orders Keegan Garcia to make sure Ivan Rodriguez is dead after the beating they inflicted on him. His directive isn't followed.
  • Shout-Out: Multiple. His blonde hair and face scars bring to mind Kakihara. Deliberately invoked in character in that Fisk borrowed his hairstyle from Zorg and styled his outfit as a shout out to Max Shreck. His backstory is a big one to American Psycho. For added hilarity, his father is named Patrick.
  • Villainous Valor: His one positive trait. Fisk legitimately cares for his friends and team members and is willing to take beatings for his friends or even attempt to trade himself for one of his teammates to give them a chance to survive a hostage situation. Notably, this does not make up for any of the various other crimes and attrocities he committed during the game.

     SS10: Nate Suchinda 
SS10: Nattaworn “Nate” Suchinda
Designated Weapon: Pike (Fish)
Mentor's Comment: As a determined and physically-inclined person, Mr. Suchinda is in an excellent position to benefit from the knowledge and strategy his teammates bring to the table and act as the 'muscle' of the group, so to speak. Honestly, I think the weapon is a boon - not many people are going to see that coming.

     SS11: Britnee Joyner 
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SS11: Britnee Danielle Joyner
Designated Weapon: Hydrogen Sulfate
Mentor's Comment: Social maneuvers aren't to be underestimated, and Miss Joyner is in a prime position to act as the 'face' of the team. I do believe she'll be a joy to have around.

[Mr. Lanthier spent the next two and a half minutes laughing at his own joke.]

Other SOTF-TV Staff

    Martin "MarWIN" Winchester 
Martin Winchester
"Gee well, maybe it's cause I actually take myself seriously and this show is something other than an excuse to get myself on TV in a desperate attempt not to be forgotten!"
A SOTF-TV super-statistician who was a mentor in Season 65, and here has a stint sitting in the chair for the Selkies.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: After briefly taking over from Emmy for a couple of team member evaluations, MarWIN then pops up in the game proper as a mentor.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: His midgame liveblog sees him curse up an absolute storm.
  • Didn't Think This Through: He cusses out his boss after being replaced as a mentor, angrily storming out of her office, kicking the door, and declaring that he's going to ensure his followers hear of this. He forgets that he is on a ship and cannot leave until production wraps.
  • Hidden Depths: The bombastic and egotistical MarWIN displays a very gentle and empathic side when a grievously injured Cory Cartwright contacts him for guidance.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: MarWIN is extremely self-important about his SOTF expertise. While his knowledge is pretty good, his attitude bites him on the ass in a big way, and his inability to keep his ego in check is a significant contribution to that.
  • Take That!: In-universe, he takes aim at Jewel Evans and Stephanie Cahill in his angry rant of a liveblog, claiming that they're both using mentorship to stretch out their fame and that the showrunners are letting them bend the rules due to being returning winners.
  • The Bus Came Back: After a minor role as a mentor in TV1, MarWIN was not seen until TV3, suddenly chiming in via the Selkies' collars, filling in for Emmy.

    Jonathan 
A production assistant, they act as the official minder to Emmy and (briefly) MarWIN.
  • Accidental Misnaming: Is constantly subjected to it thanks to MarWIN not really caring enough to get it right.
  • A Day in the Limelight: Announcement eight's fluff takes place from their perspective.
  • Nice Guy: Their POV fluff makes clear that while their job is difficult, it's something they genuinely enjoy doing and that they feel a lot of empathy for the very difficult position Emmy is in.
  • You Are in Command Now: Jonathan received their current job in Season 66, when their boss was unable to cope with Brandon Parker's meltdown, which put them in charge.

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