- Cloning, obviously. Why else would they name him Rerun?
- Ooh! Right in the childhood.
- Only in the TV specials, of course. In the strip, adults often get speech bubbles.
- You mean muted trombones.
- Hmm. And when his powers begin to manifest themselves, right around puberty or just after, he will learn to speak, read, and write fluent idiomatic Japanese and assume the code name of Shinji Ikari. When he is summoned to Japan by his mysterious estranged father to do battle against cosmic evil, he will meet a certain little red-haired girl named Asuka. He will not wear a yellow plugsuit with a black zigzag around the middle because that would be too obvious.
- But how did he grow all that hair?
- He just let it grow out and dyed it black. His platinum blond hair was trimmed extremely short before.
- But how did he grow all that hair?
- The scary part is, this has been done.
- Twice.
- His shirt does bear a striking resemblance to the uniform of Ginga Yellow from Seijuu Sentai Gingaman.
- And again.
- I like that theory. It reminds me of Ender's Game.
- The name is SEAN.
- Not completely impossible. This Troper works in a bookstore that also sells toy pianos. Occasionally, this one little prodigy will tap out a rather tinny but recognizable version of Fur Elise.
- Charlie Brown did ask him once (which I guess counts as a lampshading). His reply? "Practice."
- It's a player piano. All Schroeder's really practicing is his fingering. His parents either can't afford a real piano or are just too cheap to get one for him.
- Lampshaded here as well.
- On the other hand, Schroeder could be so incredibly badass that he doesn't need a full piano to play Beethoven's works.
- Adults do sometimes get dialogue, though.
- Family Guy Did It.
- MAD did it long before Family Guy (or Robot Chicken).
- Patty—speaking to her friend—makes an obliquely-slangy remark which (in effect) compares Marcie to Billie Jean King (Who she does kinda look like). BTW Charles Schulz (a straight among straights) was good friends with King in Real Life. Which is suspicious, because Charles Schulz never had friends.
- It's made clear that they both like Charlie Brown. They even have pet names for him: Marcie calls him "Charles", Peppermint Patty calls him "Chuck".
- They could be bisexual.
- What about Marcie always calling Patty "sir"? Is their relationship supposed to have a subtext of...no, I can't say it...
- It's my firm belief that, six to ten years in their nebulous future, Charlie Brown will wake up one morning and realize that (a) last night wasn't a dream, (b) those really are Peppermint Patty snuggled up to one side of him and Marcie snuggled up to the other, (c) this is pretty much the way it's going to be from now on, and (d) all the suckiness of his preteen years was totally worth it.
- That's...actually kind of adorable.
- Both Pattys have been seen together...or at least during the same time period.
- It does make a difference which one. If it's "during the same time period," maybe it took a while for her to be able to get away with it consistently.
- They're both in the strip from February 16, 1973
- And the old Patty has no freckles.
- Although the original Patty was also somewhat tomboyish on occasion.
- It does make a difference which one. If it's "during the same time period," maybe it took a while for her to be able to get away with it consistently.
- That's an incredibly scary possibility.
- In the immortal words of Ben Harper from My Family, after telling his wife that the father of their daughter's baby was named Keanu Brown: "With the number of Browns there are in the phone book, it should keep your mother off your back until the baby's first steps. ...Heaven help the boy if there really is a Keanu Brown." It's a common surname, so assuming any Brown is related to any other Brown is pretty chancy.
- Charlie Brown is extremely unlucky because he never stopped falling on his head. It became a vicious cycle.
- Lucy has it even worse. Not only did she fall on her head a lot during her formative toddler years, but she always landed completely head first. This strip is not only a good example but implies this happened every day for awhile. Maybe that's why she has so many mood swings
Maybe he's hallucinating. Maybe she's a ghost. Maybe she's a projection from a chip implanted in his brain... Nah, that would be ridiculous. Or brilliant?
- In that case, the
Valentine's DayHomecoming special makes Linus into a horrible person. Charlie Brown says he can't remember anything about the night before and Linus says that he danced with the Red Haired Girl all night...that's horrible!- Schulz declared that special non-canon. Sure he said that the cartoons in general "don't count", but It's Your First Kiss is the only one that really goes against the strip to the point he had to say something.
- Also in conflict with this theory (or at least contributing to the "Linus is a dick" clause) is a strip in which Linus actually won a baseball game and told Charlie Brown that he got a hug from the Red-Haired Girl.
- There is a strip towards the end of the comic's run where Snoopy is seen dancing with the Little Red-Haired Girl (albeit in silhouette).
- And (linked to on the Heartwarming and Tearjerker pages) Peppermint Patty met her once.
- She's also seen off-stage in You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, where Charlie Brown finds one of her pencils and is relieved that it has bite marksr on it because it means she's human.
- Schulz never showed her because he wanted the readers to imagine their ideal girl as the little red-haired girl.
- Charlie Brown not knowing her name isn't actually that unrealistic. He could have forgotten her name, especially possible if he spaces out staring at her in class instead of paying attention to attendance or if they don't share a class, but he's too much of a nervous wreck to ask her. Doesn't really explain why Linus or anyone else who knows her doesn't tell her or seem to know her name themselves. Perhaps, like Pig Pen and Rerun, she simply lacks a "real" name.
- One other possibility involving Charlie Brown not remembering anything about the previous night. Since Charlie Brown - in addition to landing hard on his back each time he kicked - is seen crawling out of a pile twice and clearly was woozy to the point of asking (twice) what happened after being run over during a punt and asking if it was baseball season; most likely Charlie Brown had a pretty serious concussion.
- And with us, the readers... The only thing that would be half a mile away from proof would be that Speech he gave. And then again, motives ARE important.
- Yeah, unfortunately for this theory, there was that series of strips in 1977 where Peppermint Patty met the Little Red Haired Girl face-to-face and recounted the story to Linus.
- Actually, it is real. At least one comic has Charlie Brown informing Linus that the Great Pumpkin rose out of a pumpkin patch in New Jersey that year.
- That was likely Charlie Brown trolling/humoring Linus.
- Or maybe there are other people who believe in the Great Pumpkin.
- Was the lemonade ever any good?
- Except Charlie Brown is a lovable loser. Eddy is a jerkass.
- Okay... but can you explain Sally's unnaturally blond hair?
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EugenicsGenetics, just like her older brother.
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- Schroeder is Sally & Charlie Brown's cousin. They're the only blond kids in the group, and Charlie seems to hang with Schroeder most after Linus.
- Eh, technically Patty (the original) has blonde hair too; it's just a sort of strawberry-blonde.
- Schulz was born in the Twin Cities, which like the rest of that region is known for... people of Germanic ancestry, including himself. This is why most surnames in Peanuts are either German or Dutch.
- Have you ever seen naturally-true-blond (i.e. with no other colours mixed in) kids when they're little? Before they hit puberty, their hair is just a couple shades off of albino. There's even a name for it: "Towhead". Now as these kids get older, their hair almost always darkens to some degree or another depending on genetics.
- Fun Fact: Northern Europeans are by far the most likely (as in, pretty much the ONLY) racial group to have blond hair. In a place like the upper-Midwest and Northern Great Plains, which is made up chiefly of descendents of immigrants from that part of the world, kids with hair like the Browns' or Schroeder's is not uncommon… and was probably standard back in the 20's-30's when Schulz grew up there (before people from different ethnic/racial backgrounds moved in and diversified the gene pool).
- One problem: Mrs. Van Pelt went to the hospital and Lucy was shocked when she got a phone call saying she had a new brother.
- Also worth noting: in the final Charlie brown-tries-to-kick-the-football strip, Rerun tortures Lucy by not telling her if he pulled the football away or not.
- But one year, Sally and her friend Eudora waited for the Great Pumpkin (they didn't see him) and Linus and Charlie Brown didn't. Does that mean that Linus and Charlie Brown actually saw the Great Pumpkin, then?
- Except CB has no problem talking to Frieda. If she really was the LRHG he wouldn't be able to get within ten feet of her without freaking out.
- Officially Jossed by the LRHG's silhouette, which looks nothing like Frieda.
- Which is rather unfortunate because the dramatic irony's just too much to not let it be my headcanon. She's pretty much the only one on the baseball team who doesn't berate him—suggesting at the very least that she's legitimate friend alongside Linus. And there's an arc in the '70s where the Little Red-Haired Girl moves away, and Frieda stops appearing around the same time.
- They could be sisters, half-siblings, or similar-looking cousins. Like Yosemite Sam and Blacque Jacque Shellacque were revealed to be in The Looney Tunes Show...
- I'd sooner believe he's gay than Peppermint Patty or Marcie.
- What, because he's impervious to Lucy's advances?
- Times change. For those of us who grew up with Peanuts in the '50-through-early-'70s, you remember – being a boy who was friendly to girls made you (at least) sissy, and probably queer. Also: see next entry.
- well then... you should see this...
- What, because he's impervious to Lucy's advances?
- It also explains why Linus was so upset when Lucy "killed" the pumpkin.
- But in that picture at least, Rorshach is wearing a hat. (I've never read Watchmen either though.)
- If Charlie Brown admires Rorschach, then Lucy had better watch her back.
- Hm. Tonight, a kite-eating tree was cut in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows.
- Charles Schulz grew more famous, wealthy, and beloved in exact proportion to the degree that Charlie Brown suffered.
- Charlie Brown was his Author Avatar.
- In interviews, he admitted guilt over the constant need to make Charlie Brown the goat, and all his life he suffered from depression over the disconnect between his fame and his self-loathing — and then from the difficulty of making his avatar's life suck when his really didn't anymore.
- And the day the last strip ran — the day he stopped tormenting Charlie Brown — he died.
- Actually, Charlie Brown's life got a bit better by the end of the strip. Charlie Brown had a girlfriend named Peggy Jean for part of the 1990's (but they eventually broke up), and he also beat a bully in a game of marbles in 1995.
- That's because the guilt got to be too much for Charles Schulz, and he had to Throw the Dog a Bone, resulting in his failing health. He finally had Charlie Brown break up with Peggy Jean because he grew scared that if their relationship got too permanent, Charlie Brown would become secure and he'd lose everything he had.
- And both have the ability to interface with other dimensions, creating a mental world that enables them to interact. One wonders what part the Dilbert characters play...
- I always thought that Marcie might be Chinese for some odd reason, too (but I don't read Doonesbury).
- I thought of the Marcie/Honey connection decades ago — it doesn't hurt that both Marcie's and Honey's cohorts are Cloudcuckoolanders, and both character pairs resided in locales removed from their strips' main settings. (And of course, the "sir" bit clinches it!)
- Why 1942? It's pretty clear the kids were a bit younger in the early 50's (Charlie Brown could barely read, for one), so it's more likely they'd have been born in 1945 or 1946.
- And Linus was wearing glasses for a while.
- Sally may not have dyed her hair dark; it may have just darkened naturally as she aged.
- This may be the best WMG ever written.
- In the same vein, Rerun's real name is Max.
- Both parts of this Wild Mass Guess were confirmed in The Peanuts Movie
- Considering that Snoopy is a non-human who behaves like a human, has lived in several different eras, knows a number of historically-noteworthy people, is far more intelligent than he appears, has a constant Companion, and lives in a shelter that's bigger inside than outside...Holy Rassilon, Snoopy is the Fourteenth Doctor!
- When bird-galars were stealing Snoopy's Van Gogh in 1966, he mentioned that they were "coming up the stairway" to exit — indicating that the doghouse sits atop an underground complex. I imagine that at ground level inside it has "floor-doors", which, when closed, allow it to appear and function like a normal doghouse — like, say, when Peppermint Patty went to sleep in the "guest cottage". (With all this, I suppose the underground facility could be used as a fallout shelter.)
- Come on! Why else would it say The Doctor is in?
- Well, in MAD, a horny teenage Linus tells a suggestive Violet, "Well, what do you think I kept this blanket around for?"
- Peak of its popularity from a critical standpoint in hindsight, perhaps, but the actual peak of the series' popularity was almost certainly in the 70's or 80's when the vast majority of the films and TV specials were made.
- The canon on this one is extremely muddled, a rarity for this series. It's plausible, though. Ms. Othmar could just be a different teacher in Charlie Brown's grade. This, of course, ignores the (not-canon) cartoons that put all of the gang in the same class.
- Fun Fact: As a kid, Charles Schulz was deemed 'gifted' by his school and skipped ahead two grades… without his consent. Having to constantly be around kids who were much bigger and more emotionally developed than him pretty much destroyed his psychological well-being and gave him the inferiority complex that would haunt him for the rest of his life.
- They could also be in a split class.
- I disagree. She can't charm Schroeder.
- Schroeder counteracts her power with his power (mentioned below) to control sound. She's tried to wear him down simply because she can't stand the idea that she isn't all-powerful.
Linus sometimes used his blanket as a bullwhip. His power: Using a blanket as a bullwhip.
- Alternately: His two powers are super intelligence and limited telekinesis. The construction of a frakkin' huge house of cards and other seemingly impossible structures, as well as the weaponized blanket are the result of telekinesis.
Schroeder can play Beethoven on a toy piano. His power: The ability to control sound.
Charlie Brown: When he kicks a stack of hats, they all land on his head. When Lucy pulls the football away, he goes flying, implying an awful lot of force. His power: Super Kick. …Alternatively, he emits a failure aura. This is why his team loses if he's there, but wins if he isn't – they're actually a good team, but they must lose because of Charlie Brown's aura. Obviously, it diminishes with distance, and affects Charlie Brown most, which is why he is the one who fails.
- More coherent version of the second theory: His superpower is that he fails at anything he tries. This can be canceled out by using an alias, such as "Mr. Sack" or "Cool Thumb" Brown.
Pig Pen: I'd bet money that he can manipulate dust, dirt and filth just by thinking.
- Also unconsciously. In You're in Love, Charlie Brown when he walks through a sandbox, the entire contents go with him!
Sally: She's an analogue of Babydoll from Sucker Punch except she can use her powers in reality...the reason I think this is because she looks like a younger version of her.
Peppermint Patty: an adolescent, female Spiderman analogue.
- What does that mean, exactly? Here's my idea: She has the ability to make people fall asleep, and instinctively uses it on herself when she gets very bored. Like in school.
- Actually I think super speed would fit her better.
- I could see her with Super-Strength.
Marcie: She's super intelligent.
Frieda: She's got Prehensile hair.
Snoopy: Some of his impressions are downright impossible. His power: Low-level Voluntary Shapeshifting. This may be related to his doghouse's impossibly large interior, but I guess that's another WMG.
- It also could be that his doghouse is a TARDIS (he got it from his Dad.)
- Lucy is God and Charlie Brown's main job is to keep this detail from her.
- Schroeder is an esper.
- The mysterious red haired girl is a time traveler who disappears back to the future.
- And Marcie is a Humanoid Interface.
- This is actually implied. There's a strip in which he heads to the Christmas Pageant, not having prepared, and starts reciting the Gospel of Matthew from the beginning ("The book of the generation of Jesus Christ..."), continuing with the Nativity narrative. As they walk out, Lucy bitterly says, "Why didn't you just start with the Book of Genesis while you were at it?" and he tells her not to be so negative. Oddly enough, a few earlier strips had him angsting over having to memorize Scripture for the pageant, only to learn it at the last possible second. My guess is that, fearing he'd one day slip up and not memorize his lines until too late, he just learned the entire Bible.
- All of this is aided by Schulz being a real-life Sunday School Teacher
- The Biblical imagery was strong enough that there was a 1968 book,The Gospel According to Peanuts, by theologian Robert Short.
- All of this is aided by Schulz being a real-life Sunday School Teacher
- Although they may be similar in personality, Charlie Brown was actually named after one of Schulz's coworkers at the Art Instruction School (with permission). Ironically, the real Charlie Brown was, according to Schulz, the life of any party. That "Charles Brown" is about as everyman a name as you can get doesn't hurt either.
- Lucy is quite clearly Asuka then.
- Reading the strip from beginning to end, it's pretty clear that the characters do age, but not at the same rate, and the older they get, the less they grow.
- Charlie Brown is the one character we can state a specific age for at different points in the strip's history. In one of the earliest strips from 1950 he's four years old. Seven years later, in 1957, he's aged to six. Twenty-two years after that, in 1979 he's eight-and-a-half, which seems to be his approximate age for the rest of the comic's run.
- Shermy and Patty, the two kids who originally starred in the strip alongside Charlie Brown, are clearly older than him in the beginning (they are old enough to know how to read and he isn't), but over the strip's first few years he catches up to them in age and is shown to be at the same grade as them in school.
- There's also the cases of Lucy and Schroeder. When they're introduced, both of them are toddlers whom the older Charlie Brown tries to take care of sometimes. They age rapidly until they are about Charlie Brown's age, and once again are in his grade at school.
- Now, compare this to Sally, who is born in 1959 (two years after Charlie Brown's age has been stated as six). For the first three or four years of her life she ages pretty much in real time, though after that she spends a long time in kindergarten. By 1979 (when Charlie Brown is confirmed to be eight) she's in her first or second grade at school, which means she has to be five or six at the time. The age gap between the two has lessened, meaning that Sally is aging faster than Charlie Brown.
- When we bring Linus in on the comparison, it gets even clearer. Linus is introduced in 1952 as a baby, but like Sally after him, he ages faster than the older kids like Charlie Brown. In 1959 he's about five — which we know because this strip from shortly after Sally's birth. Since Charlie Brown is about four when Linus is born and about six when Sally is born, the only way Linus can be five years older than Sally is if he's been aging faster than Charlie Brown.
- In conclusion: In the Peanuts universe, aging slows down the older you get, and as a result ages soon become meaningless. The only way in which age matters after a certain point is in the case of family members and especially siblings — hence Linus is always Lucy's younger brother, and Sally is always Charlie Brown's little sister.
- Woodstock occasionally appeared as a mechanic in the Flying Ace fantasies. Does this disprove the WMG, or ramp up the drama that the Flying Ace's archnemesis is secretly part of his own crew?
- This is confirmed. Charlie Brown has mentioned several times that his father is a barber, and Word of God has stated that he's not bald, but instead has very light, very short, blonde hair.
- Schulz of course never confirmed this – his characters are around eight years old after all, even if they don't talk like it – but it's at least plausible. After all, whenever something truly bad (as in life-threatening) happens to Charlie Brown, Lucy becomes a nervous wreck.
- While not canon, the reverse could be true, at least in some ads. A MetLife ad showed Charlie Brown holding hands with Lucy and Snoopy as they walked down the path of life. And this PSA/solicitation has Charlie Brown saying "I love her", looking at Lucy...at least sort of.
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The Red Baron always shoots him down, he doesn’t catch any chicks as Joe Cool, his novels are never accepted, and never wins a case in court.
He may be talented compared to his owner, but his imagination shows he may have a very bad opinion of himself.
As a nice bonus, his security blanket (assuming he still has it, which come on, of course he does) could be made into a stole.