Recap / Taskmaster Series Eleven

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British series:
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Specials: Champion of Champions | New Year Treats and One-Offs
New Zealand series:
Seasons: One | Two | Three | Four
Australian series:
Seasons: One

Cast

From left: Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Greg Davies, Mike Wozniak, Alex Horne, Sarah Kendall, Lee Mack

• Taskmaster: Greg Davies
• Taskmaster's Assistant: Alex Horne
• Contestants: Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak and Sarah Kendall
• Teams:
  • Lee Mack and Mike Wozniak
  • Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix and Sarah Kendall

NOTE: As with the previous series, this series was filmed without a live studio audience due to COVID restrictions. All team tasks and tasks at the airfield hangar were filmed under social distancing restrictions.

As with prior recap pages, this page contains unmarked spoilers; you are strongly advised to watch the episodes before opening the folders or viewing this page. You have been warned.

Episodes

Episode 1 - "It's Not Your Fault"

• Prize Task: The Best Thing You Can Carry - But Only Just
  • Winner: Mike - a tune (5 points)
  • Lee - a representation of his children^note he was discouraged from bringing in the real thing, but had a photo both to demonstrate that he actually could only just carry them, and for comparison purposes (4 points)
  • Sarah - the mini-fridge from her dressing room, stolen after her first submission^note a road-closed sign from a roadworks was rejected on the grounds of theft. (3 points)
  • Jamali - a hot potato (2 points)
  • Charlotte - her bedding (1 point)^note considered so awful that the Taskmaster and the Taskmaster's Assistant entered into £20 bet over whether it would enter last place, though Jamali's potato did challenge it for a moment

• Task 1: Do The Most Impressive Thing Under This Table With One Hand. You Must Be Looking At The Camera And Waving With Your Other Hand Throughout Your Impressive Thing
  • Winner: Mike - played the Taskmaster theme on a balalaika (5 points)
  • Sarah - gave the Taskmaster's Assistant a makeover (4 points)
  • Lee and Jamali (3 points)
    • Lee - attempted to make a "feast"; the result was some mashed-up bread and an opened soft-drink can (3 points)
    • Jamali - spun a cushion on the arm of a figurine ^note was initially given two points after the Taskmaster believed that spinning a pillow was not that impressive but promised to award him an extra point if the Taskmaster was unable to do it himself. After attempting and failing later in the episode, the Taskmaster conceded that it was more difficult than it looked and, true to his word, awarded Jamali an extra point.
  • Charlotte - attempted a "coin walk"^note rolling a coin across your knuckles despite having never done one before (2 points)

• Task 2: Catch The Rat^note a remote-controlled toy. The Most Ingenious Catching Of The Rat Wins. You Must Be At Least 3m Away From The Rat When You Catch It
  • Winner: Lee - designed a more complex Mouse Trap-like trap using the bath, a tennis ball, a plunger and a cricket bat (5 points)
  • Mike and Sarah (3 points):
    • Mike - rigged up netting and a bucket designed to scoop up the rat; failed to get the rat into the bucket, but the rat was otherwise caught
    • Sarah - designed a Mouse Trap-like trap using the bath
  • Jamali - after failed attempts at rigging a net and knocking over a bucket with a golf-ball and tubing system, resorted to capturing the rat with his hands (and asking the production team to greenscreen them out) (1 point)
  • Charlotte - disguised herself as part of the red-green and caught the rat with her arms when it rolled over her (Disqualified)^note was not three metres away from the rat, though the Taskmaster acknowledged that he considered her attempt the most ingenious otherwise

• Task 3: Deliver All The Plates To The Taskmaster's Assistant. When Carrying The Plates You Must Travel By Scooter, Bicycle Or Hoverboard. For Every Plate Fallen Or Broken You Will Have Twenty Minutes Added To Your Time. Fastest Wins
  • Winner: Lee - 1 min 20 sec, used the bike^note Broke two plates, but after they had been delivered. In a rare move, the decision was handed to the Taskmaster's Assistant, who acknowledged that the plates had only been broken after the task was completed. Had the decision gone the other way Lee would have received a +40 min penalty, bringing him to 4th place. (5 points)
  • Sarah - 2 min 29 sec, used the bike (4 points)
  • Mike - 3 min 2 sec, used the hoverboard (3 points)
  • Charlotte - 5 min 12 sec, used the scooter^note and, as noted by the Taskmaster, had an incredible amount of fun doing so (2 points)
  • Jamali - 8 min + 180 min penalty^note broke 9 plates (one entire table's worth) (1 point)

• Live Task: Stack Your Buckets So That They Are Taller Than You, Then Put One Beanbag On Top Of The Buckets. You May Not Leave Your Spot At Any Point. Fastest Wins. When Finished, Place Your Hands On Your Hips For Two Seconds
  • Winner: Sarah (5 points)^note her bucket stack collapsed, but only after she had completed the task requirements
  • Everyone Else (0 points)^note This one, to put it bluntly, ended up as absolute fucking madness, with contestants throwing bean bags and even buckets at other contestants' stacks to try and sabotage them. Everyone other than Sarah got so invested in doing this that they failed to complete the task.

• Episode Ranking:
  1. Winner: Sarah Kendall (18 points)^note The points totals given for Sarah on this page, and stated in the studio, actually add up to 19, but the episode and series scoreboards both show her getting 6 points from tasks 2 and 3 combined. It's unknown when this error happened
  2. Lee Mack and Mike Wozniak (17 points)^note As with Sarah, there is a discrepancy between Mike's points as stated in studio (and given here), and what was shown on the scoreboard- the points stated here only add to 16. Again, it's unknown when this error happened
  3. Jamali Maddix (7 points)
  4. Charlotte Ritchie (5 points)

Episode 2 - "The Lure of the Treacle Puppies"

• Prize Task: Best Drinking Vessel
  • Winner: Charlotte - an 18th century tankard with a glass bottom^note so that the drinker could check that no one had given them "the king's shilling" to forcibly conscript them into the Royal Navy that belonged to her grandfather (5 points)
  • Mike - a crudely^note it was apparently Mike's first attempt at whittling hand-carved wooden Chinese soup spoon/love spoon that the Taskmaster described as "one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life" (4 points)
  • Sarah - a handmade pottery cup made by her daughter (3 points)
  • Lee - a "Simon" Union Jack mug stolen from Simon Cowell's table on Britain's Got Talent (2 points)
  • Jamali - a standard plastic cup (1 point)

• Task 1: Make That Balloon^note suspended on a clothesline above the task Hover Untethered For 20 Seconds. During The Hovering, The Top Of The Balloon Must Not Be Higher Than Your Chin And The Bottom Must Not Be Lower Than Your Waist. Also, You Must Sneer Throughout The 20 Seconds. Fastest Wins
  • Winner: Jamali - 4 min 50 sec (5 points)
  • Mike - 8 min^note initially lost the balloon, but happened to notice it become ensnared in some trees over the fence and was able to retrieve it for a second go (4 points)
  • Sarah - 21 min 18 sec (3 points)
  • Charlotte and Lee (Disqualified)^note lost the balloon

• Task 2: Team Task - Have An Argument. You Must Take It In Turns To Angrily Make A Point Using No More Than Ten Words, And You Must End Your Point With A Different Four Letter Word. You Must Look At Each Other Throughout The Argument And The Person Making The Point Must Angrily Wag Their Finger Throughout Their Speech. The Argument Is Over When There Is Ten Seconds Of Silence Or When One Of You Looks Away. Longest Argument Wins
  • Winner: Lee and Mike - an argument about Mike's moustache, which spirals into Lee threatening to expose himself (5 points)
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah - an argument about Jamali's driving ability, which spirals into complete nonsense (2 points)

• Task 3: Make The Taskmaster House Haunted. Most Haunted House Wins.
  • Winner: Sarah - in a homage to The Shining, the Taskmaster's Assistant rides through the house on a (child-sized) tricycle before encountering Twin Sarahs (5 points)
  • Lee and Mike (4 points)
    • Lee conducts a seance with a homemade Ouija board to communicate with the spirit of "Amy", the previous owner of the caravan who is now "not alive". "Amy" manipulates several objects within the caravan (with a suspicious amount of help from Lee), before Lee breaks down and admits that he was behind everything. However, while he is apologising to the Taskmaster's Assistant, the blood-covered spirit of a young woman — who Lee apparently cannot see — appears in a burst of smoke inside the caravan
    • Mike - The House, itself alive, speaking and with disembodied body parts strewn around outside — lures an "innocent lovely Taskmaster's Assistant" in with the promise of "puppies covered in treacle". Once he is inside, it bites him in half^note in Mike's words, it "hemisects" him and spits the two parts of his body out.
  • Charlotte and Jamali (3 points)
    • Charlotte - "Charlotte" apparently sits at the table in the living room as unusual things happen (doors opening and closing, books falling off shelves, a statue moves by itself, ghostly footsteps and laughter) only for "Charlotte" to reveal that she is actually a demonic version the Taskmaster with a scream... at which point the real Charlotte reveals herself happily hiding under the table with a "Boo!", ruining the atmosphere
    • Jamali - As the Taskmaster's Assistant moved through the house, objects were pulled off the walls (with very obvious string) before a white sheet ghost emerged from a box (also connected with string). In the caravan Jamali — the String Master — laughs sinisterly

• Live Task: Correctly Guess Your Standing In The Group. The Taskmaster Will Read Out A Category^note Most Northerly Birthplace, Most Pints Of Milk Drunk Per Month, Fewest Phone Contacts, Most Frequent Washing Of Towels Per Month, Most Eggs Held In One Hand And The Contestants Will Hold The Number They Believe Reflects Their Standing In That Category^note guesses must occur within twenty seconds. Most Accurate Guesses Wins
  • Winner: Lee - 4 correct guesses^note C1: guessed 1 correctly (Southport). C2: guessed 5 correctly (0 pints of milk per month due to veganism). C3: guessed 3 incorrectly (correct answer 1 - 3065 contacts). C4: guessed 3 correctly (6 washes per month). C5: guessed 1 correctly (17 eggs. Though not specified, as it was all about the size of the hands Lee presumably also has the largest hands of the current cast). (5 points)
  • Mike^note C1: guessed 3 incorrectly (correct answer 2 - Oxford). C2: guessed 1 correctly (37 pints of milk per month). C3: guessed 2 incorrectly (correct answer 4 - 1144 contacts) C4: guessed 5 correctly (1 wash per month). C5: guessed 2 incorrectly (correct answer 3 - 11 eggs) and Sarah^note C1: guessed 5 correctly (Newcastle, Australia). C2: guessed 4 incorrectly (correct answer 2 - 8 pints of milk per month). C3: guessed 2 correctly (315 contacts). C4: guessed 2 incorrectly (correct guess 4 - 2 washes per month). C5: guessed 3 incorrectly (correct answer 4 - 8 eggs) - 2 correct guesses (4 points)
  • Charlotte^note C1: guessed 3 incorrectly (correct answer 4 - Clapham South, London). C2: guessed 3 incorrectly (correct answer 4 - 4 pints of milk per month). C3: guessed 4 incorrectly (correct answer 3 - 1065 contacts). C4: guessed 1 correctly (12 washes per month). C5: guessed 4 incorrectly (correct answer 5 - 7 eggs. She also has the smallest hands of the season's cast) and Jamali^note C1: guessed 4 incorrectly (correct answer 3 - East London). C2: guessed 3 correctly (5 pints of milk per month). C3: guessed 4 incorrectly (correct answer 1 - 150 contacts). C4: guessed 3 incorrectly (correct guess 2 - amount not given). C5: guessed 1 incorrectly (correct answer 2 - 13 eggs). - 1 correct guess (2 points)

• Episode Ranking:
  1. Winner: Mike Wozniak (21 points)
  2. Sarah Kendall (17 points)
  3. Lee Mack (16 points)
  4. Jamali Maddix (13 points)
  5. Charlotte Ritchie (12 points)

Episode 3 - "Run Up a Tree to the Moon"

• Prize Task: Most Shocking Thing (That Is Bigger Than A Cat But Smaller Than A Pig)
  • Winner: Lee - a baby mask welded onto a stuffed dog (5 points)
  • Jamali, Mike and Sarah (aka "the weirdoes") (3 points)
    • Jamali - a mini-motorbike^note Jamali admitted that since he focussed so much on the "size" part of the task, he completely forgot about the "shocking" part of the task
    • Mike - the remains of what was apparently a specially-commissioned glassware sculpture from a controversial local artist depicting "a scene from the animal kingdom" wherein a shaved alpaca and a gecko were apparently engaged in frenzied lust as a robin redbreast looked on "impassively"... which unfortunately, due to inadequate shipping conditions and care, was utterly smashed by the time it reached the Taskmaster offices
    • Sarah - a toy donkey a friend of hers purchased for her daughter which, the friend insists, has a tail which can be used as a butt-plug and ears which can be used as other sex aids
  • Charlotte - a big bucket of ice (1 point)

• Task 1: Make The Sauna Stones Hiss. You Must Be Standing Behind The Rope When The Sauna Stones Hiss. You May Not Move The Rope Or The Sauna Stones. You May Not Use A Hose. Fastest Wins
  • Winner: Sarah - 8 min 2 sec (5 points)
  • Charlotte - 11 min 40 sec (4 points)
  • Mike - 11 min 44 sec (3 points)
  • Lee - 12 min 30 sec (2 points)
  • Jamali - 25 min 30 sec^note accidentally put the sauna out during one of his attempts and had to restart it (1 point)

• Task 2: Create The Best New Way To Remember How Many Days Each Of The Months Has. You Have Twenty Minutes
  • Winner: Sarah - a complex positioning of the joints of the body requiring the Taskmaster to remain seated (5 points)
  • Jamali - sent the Taskmaster a rambling voicemail message informing him of how many days each month has (4 points)
  • Charlotte - a clock which indicated days and months (but which, due to an error in the manufacturing process, accidentally gave June no days and July 61 and which got the colours representing days muddled up) (3 points)
  • Mike - a mnemonic^note June's 30 Samurai Nobbled April (June 30 September November April); Julie Mailed Jan's Aged Mum 31 Dead Orangutans (July March January August May 31 December October; Fresh 28 (February 28) (2 points)
  • Lee - a poem^note Now listen here you / don't have a bath if you're feeling dirty / If the month only contains days that are thirty / I'm talking of September, April and June / And November's not good if you're a sweaty baboon / Don't wash in February 'cos that's 28 or 29 / Use a flannel instead to remove all the brine (later changed to "grime") / All the rest are okay 'cos they've got 31 / Have a bath if you like and treat yourself to a scone (1 point)

• Task 3: Get All Of Your Luggage Through Security. You Must Stay Inside The Maze Until Your Luggage Has Been Through The X-Ray Machine. You May Go Under One Rope And Release One Rope. You May Also Disconnect One Pole Completely But Then Must Pick Up That Pole And Carry It For The Rest Of The Task. If Any Of Your Luggage Touches Any Of The Barriers The Maze Will Restart And You Must Start Again^note There were a few "hidden" elements to this task. As part of "passing through security" at the end of the maze, the contestants had to show a passport and boarding pass that had to be collected from a pole at the start, and remove a bottle of water hidden in one of the bags since there was a rule stating that liquids couldn't be taken through. While these elements did not appear on the task sheet itself, signs had been placed throughout the maze alerting contestants to them
  • Winner: Lee (5 points)
  • Sarah (4 points)
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Mike (Disqualified)^note Charlotte failed to restart the maze after her luggage touched on the barriers; Jamali didn't bring the passport and refused to go back for it, instead forcing the Taskmaster's Assistant into letting him through (and it was decided that allowing contestants to get points after bullying the Taskmaster's Assistant into letting them complete a task when they hadn't technically done so was an unacceptable precedent to set); and Mike failed to check the bags for the bottle of water

• Live Task: Team Task - Act Out A Nursery Rhyme For The Taskmaster To Guess. Each Team Has Three Minutes To Act Out Their Nursery Rhymes. Most Nursery Rhymes Guessed By The Taskmaster Wins. You Must Remain Silent And On Your Spots Throughout
  • Winner: Lee and Mike - 7 correct guesses^note Baa Baa Black Sheep; Four and Twenty Blackbirds; Humpty Dumpty; Hey Diddle Diddle; 12345, Once I Caught A Fish Alive; Hickory Dickory Dock; Three Blind Mice. The Taskmaster failed to guess Polly Put The Kettle On, much to Lee Mack's vocal irritation (5 points)
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah - 4 correct guesses^note Twinkle Twinkle Little Star; Row Row Row Your Boat; Jack and Jill; London Bridge Is Falling Down. The Taskmaster failed to guess Mary Had A Little Lamb. (3 points)^note As the hindrance in this task was less the performance of the teams and more the Taskmaster's inability to guess nursery rhymes, he decided that all team members deserved points, but awarded Lee and Mike more as he felt their efforts were nevertheless more efficient

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Sarah Kendall (20 points)
  2. Lee Mack (18 points)
  3. Mike Wozniak (13 points)
  4. Charlotte Ritchie and Jamali Maddix (11 points)

Episode 4 - "Premature Conker"

• Prize Task: The Craziest Thing
  • Winner: Sarah - melted wax "angel faces" from a candle she had seen at a dinner party which had turned out rather strange (5 points)
  • Charlotte and Mike (4 points)
    • Charlotte - photographs of her attending every US presidential inauguration since she was born^note in reality, age-appropriate photographs have been digitally superimposed into the images
    • Mike - an empty toilet roll placed on top of a pedal bin, to symbolise a type of behaviour he finds crazy in a housemate^note The Taskmaster noted that he was awarding points in this case more for Mike's own eccentricity rather than the eccentricity of the prize itself
  • Jamali - a photo of a young kid smoking (3 points)
  • Lee - a women's swimsuit designed to portray a medically accurate visual representation of human organs (1 point)

• Task 1: Get All Of This Banana^note which had been frozen solid Into The Bottle^note which had a lock attached to the cap and had been filled with jelly. The code to remove the lock was printed on the bottom of the bottle, but the lock had been covered in vaseline. The cap could also be screwed off without removing the lock. You May Not Break The Bottle. The Bottle May Not Leave The Lab. Fastest Wins
  • Winner: Sarah - 8min 49sec (5 points)
  • Lee - 11 min 13 sec (4 points)
  • Jamali - 23 min 19 sec (3 points)
  • Charlotte - 23 min 22 sec^note did not technically get all the banana into the bottle (she ate some of it), but the Taskmaster considered her attempt at banana disposal worthy of a point (1 point)
  • Mike (Disqualified)^note removed the bottle from the room. Had his time qualified, he would have come second at 10min 36sec

• Task 2: Team Task - Put The Bag Of Salt Over There^note the bag of salt was hidden under a table; the bag of white powder on the table was in fact sugar While Tied Together. No One May Move While Holding The Bag Of Salt. If The Bag Of Salt Or Any Bell Attached To Your Belt Touches The Ground At Any Point You Must Return To Your Starting Point. You May Not Touch The Rope Or Your Belts. Fastest Wins
  • Winner: Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah (5 points)
  • Lee and Mike (Disqualified) ^note Although their time was by far the quickest, they failed to locate the correct bag and put the sugar on the table. Though Mike insisted he had a lovely time completing the task anyway

• Task 3: Get This Sheet Of Loo Roll^note the top sheet, with the task printed on As Far From Here As Possible. Only This Sheet Of Loo Roll May Touch The Ground. The Loo Roll Must Not Break At Any Point And The Loo Roll Inner Tube Must Stay On The Loo Roll Holder At All Times. You Have Twenty Minutes
  • Winner: Jamali - 363 metres^note removed the loo roll holder from the wall (and placed it in a plastic bag so it wouldn't touch the ground) and, after initially throwing it over the fence, simply went for a walk over the golf course next door (5 points)
  • Sarah (14 metres) (4 points)
  • Charlotte, Lee and Mike (Disqualified)^note In Charlotte and Mike's case, the loo roll broke as they were moving it. Had they stopped prior to this, Charlotte would have reached 14 metres, and Mike would have reached 8 metres. In Lee's case, he removed the loo roll from the holder while removing the holder from the wall (having initially accidentally removed the sheet with the task on for an unrelated matter). Had he successfully completed the task he would have won, having sent it 3 miles after giving it to a (rather confused and slightly frightened) passing motorist.

• Live Task: Write Down What Five Things Are In The Bowl Under The Table^note 6 ice cubes, 2 eggs (of varying types according to contestants), 17,000 grains of rice, pickled onions, 1 jelly And How Many Of Each Thing There Are. You Must Look At The Taskmaster Throughout This Task^note though contestants were allowed to look down while writing. One Of Your Hands Must Be In The Bowl And The Other Must Be Holding Your Pen Throughout The Task. You Have Two Minutes. Most Accurate Answers Wins
  • Winner: Jamali^note correctly identified all items except for pickled onions and came closest to the amount of rice(5 points)
  • Sarah^note correctly identified 4 items (ice cubes, eggs, rice, jelly) but over-guessed the amount of rice (4 points)
  • Charlotte^note correctly identified 3 items / amounts (ice cubes, rice, jelly) but underguessed the amount of rice (3 points)
  • Lee and Mike^note each correctly identified only 1 item completely (the eggs) (2 points)

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Sarah Kendall (23 points)
  2. Jamali Maddix (21 points)
  3. Charlotte Ritchie (13 points)
  4. Lee Mack (7 points)
  5. Mike Wozniak (6 points)

This is the first episode in which an individual contestant has scored no points in any of the prerecorded tasks.

Episode 5 - "Slap and Tong"

• Prize Task: Best Thing You Can Operate With Your Hand
  • Winner: Jamali - a homemade tattoo gun (5 points)
  • Lee - a swannee whistle (4 points)
  • Mike - a fake thumb (3 points)
  • Sarah - her bass guitar (2 points)
  • Charlotte - her drill (1 point)

• Task 1: Cover Your Lower Half In Biodegradable Cling Film And Gaffer Tape So That No Part Of Your Lower Half Isn't Covered In Biodegradable Cling Film And Gaffer Tape...And Then Put On The Captain's Hat. Your Lower Half Must Be Completely Covered In Biodegradable Cling Film And Gaffer Tape When You Are Wearing The Captain's Hat. Fastest Wins^note this was presented as a two-part task, with the contestants first wrapping themselves and then receiving the instruction to put on the hat. The hat was located on a nearby World War 2 fighter plane
  • Winner: Jamali - 40 secs^note Only contestant to realise you didn't have to tape your legs together, and fashioned the cling film into a pair of trousers, with the tape as a belt (5 points)
  • Sarah - 41 sec (4 points)
  • Charlotte - 1 min 5 sec (3 points)
  • Mike - 1 min 6 sec^note Literally covered himself in both cling film and tape (2 points)
  • Lee - 2 min^note Literally covered himself in both cling film and tape. Was also the most insistent on a literal interpretation of the rules (1 point)

• Task 2: Make The Best Uniform For This Bee. You Must Wear Your Beekeeping Outfit Throughout The Task. You Have Five Minutes To Order Five Items Then Fifteen Minutes To Make The Uniform
  • Winner: Lee - "Bee-vel Knievel" (5 points)
  • Charlotte - a Pope "uniform" (4 points)
  • Mike - a bee matador (3 points)
  • Sarah - a beekeeper outfit for a particularly sadistic bee colony "commandant" (2 points)
  • Jamali - a ghost costume, supposedly intended to make the ghost "the Ghost of Christmas Past" from Scrooged (1 point)

• Task 3: Arrange The Seven Objects On The Table^note A sheet of paper; a banana (classed as having five sides); dyed water in a cubic glass; an egg; an ice pyramid; a cylindrical block of cheese; jelly in the shape of a hexagonal prism In Order Of How Many Sides They Have^note  fewests sides to the contestant's left, most sides to the right While Wearing Darkness Goggles. You May Only Touch The Objects With Your Face. If Anything Falls From The Table You Are Disqualified.
  • Winner: Charlotte - ordering: egg, paper, cheese, drink, ice, jelly, banana (5 points)
  • Mike - ordering: egg, paper, jelly, cheese, drink, ice, banana (4 points)
  • Lee, Jamali and Sarah (Disqualified)^note Lee dropped the egg and the jelly; Jamali dropped the banana, cheese, egg, glass and the jelly; Sarah dropped the egg

• Live Task: Team Task - TEAM 1: Grab The Marshmallow With Your Tongs. When The Taskmaster Says "Play", You Have Ten Seconds To Grab The Marshmallow. Once Your Tongs Are Over The Table, You Must Attempt To Grab The Marshmallow. If You Successfully Grab The Marshmallow, You Win. TEAM 2: Bat Away The Marshmallow. When The Taskmaster Says "Play", You Have Ten Seconds To Bat Away The Marshmallow. Your Hands May Not Be Over The Table Until The Other Player's Tongs Are Over The Table. If Your Hands Are Over The Table First You Are Disqualified From The Round. If You Bat Away The Marshmallow You Win. One Point Per Round. Teams Will Alternate Each Round
  • Winner: Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah (4 points)
  • Lee and Mike (2 points) ^note the "batting" team only won once

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Charlotte Ritchie (17 points)
  2. Jamali Maddix (15 points)
  3. Mike Wozniak (14 points)
  4. Lee Mack and Sarah Kendall (12 points)

Episode 6 - "Absolute Casserole"

• Prize Task: Most Annoying Thing
  • Winner: Jamali - kid's face paint (5 point)
  • Sarah - a wall stud detector, supposedly to locate where is acceptable to make a hole in a wall but which in practice seems to just make random annoying noises (4 points)
  • Mike - a "symbolic nipple", to represent his fixation with putting things in his mouth (3 points)
  • Charlotte - three different alarm clocks, to symbolise the concept of "being woken up" (2 points)
  • Lee - a yard-long Twix chocolate bar which he claimed from the set of Not Going Out to take home to his kids, only to discover when he got home that it was simply a yard-long block of wood inside a Twix box (1 point)

• Trick Task : Fart. Fartest Wins
  • Victim: Mike (1 point)^note in the process of completing the task, which he only managed to do during Task 3 of this episode after having to vacate the set he was first set the task on due to somebody else having booked it, also dislodged a hemorrhoid

This is the first trick task (or at least the first deemed worthy of being broadcast) since Series 6 Episode 9, and the first that has only involved a single contestant without any chance of points for other contestants since Episode 2 of the first Champion of Champions event.

• Task 1: Make The Best Portrait Of The Taskmaster On This Door Using Only Your Feet. You Have Ten Minutes
  • Winner: Jamali (5 points)^note an abstract representation of the things that make up the Taskmaster
  • Sarah (4 points)
  • Charlotte (3 points)
  • Mike (2 points)
  • Lee (1 point)^note used his entire body, not just his feet

• Task 2: TEAM TASK: Vandalise This Wall. Most Creative Vandalism Wins
  • Winner: Lee and Mike - a reinterpretation of Banksy's "Girl With Balloon", as reinterpreted by two middle-aged men with no history of graffiti (5 points)
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah - an utter demolition of the wall (1 point)^note only one point awarded due to Charlotte happily shouting "Epic!" after accidentally hitting Jamali in his dick with a backfiring paintball

• Task 3: Identify The Contents Of The Battered Items In This Fish And Chips Order^note grape, egg, kiwi fruit, a wallet, a clump of batter, an apple and blackberry pie. The items were all listed on a receipt contained within the wallet You May Lick And Sniff All Of The Items. You May Bite Into Two. You May Squeeze One Between Your Elbows. You May Really Stamp On One. You May Look At One Through A Magnifying Glass. You May Put One In a Glass Of Water. Most Correctly Identified Items Wins
  • Winner: Jamali - 6 correct guesses^note was the only contestant to locate the receipt inside the wallet (5 points)
  • Sarah - 5 correct guesses (4 points)
  • Charlotte - 4 correct guesses (3 points)
  • Mike - 3.5 correct guesses (2 points)
  • Lee - 3 correct guesses (1 point)^note Lee was more than a little annoyed that he bit into an egg, as he told the production ahead of time that he's vegan. The Taskmaster's Assistant was apologetic for not making sure Lee's dietary restriction was respected.

• Live Task: Tie The Very Ends Of The String To The Arms Of The Glasses, Then Put The Glasses On^note both string and glasses were contained within a balloon within a locked toolbox, requiring contestants to find the code to unlock the box.
  • Winner: Lee (5 points)
  • Mike (4 points)
  • Sarah (3 points)
  • Charlotte (2 points)
  • Jamali (1 point)

• Tiebreaker: Fire As Many Rubber Bands As Possible Into The Taskmaster's Assistant's "Dangerously Positioned" Bum-Bag
  • Winner: Jamali - 7 rubber bands (1 tiebreaker point)
  • Mike - 1 rubber band

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Jamali Maddix (17 points +1 tiebreaker)
  2. Mike Wozniak (17 points)
  3. Sarah Kendall (16 points)
  4. Lee Mack (13 points)
  5. Charlotte Ritchie (11 points)

Episode 7 - "You've Got No Chutzpah"

• Prize Task: Best Thing To Hang On A Wall That You Wouldn't Normally Hang On A Wall
  • Winner: Lee - the "Wall Bed", a bed with straps that can be suspended on the wall for the benefit of the middle-aged^note the bed does come with the slight risk of "crucification" (5 points)
  • Charlotte and Sarah (4 points)
    • Charlotte - a home-made book-hanger for use while reading on the toilet
    • Sarah - fairly crude and hard-to-recognise portraits of herself done by a friend
  • Jamali - a mini-fridge (2 points)
  • Mike - a welcome mat (1 point)

• Task 1: Complete These Tasks^note Attack the biscuit. Chuck the dog. Embrace the fish. Grab the hat. Inspect the jacket. Kick the lemon. Mash the nectarine. Open the plum. Quaff the Ribena. Sniff the turnip. Undermine the vole. Whack the xylophone. Yank the zebra. Most Tasks Completed Wins. You May Not Step Beyond The Red Line^note the task was attached to a fuse which was set on fire after the contestants had arrived, requiring them to speed-read the tasks in order to know what they were
  • Winner: Mike - 7 correct tasks ^note  "attack the biscuit", "quaff the Ribena", "open the plum", "kick the lemon", "undermine the vole" ("You've got no chutzpah! Your organisational skills are lackluster! And your timekeeping is abysmal!"), "whack the xylophone" and "yank the zebra"; the latter was inadvertent, but nevertheless awarded. Other attempts were "wear the hat", "kick the hat", "stamp on the hat", "put the hat on a zebra", "ride the dog" and "dead zebra". (5 points)
  • Jamali - 6 correct tasks ^note including "chuck the dog", "embrace the fish", "kick the lemon", and "attack the biscuit". He also correctly guessed "quaff (or drink) the Ribena" but refused to actually do so since it was made from tap-water and "the government puts chemicals in it"; the correct guess was nevertheless awarded. Another correct task was not shown. Other attempts were "yank the tail" (of the vole), "wear the hat" and "wear the jacket" (4 points)
  • Lee - 4 correct tasks ^note  "attack the biscuit", "quaff the Ribena", "whack the xylophone" and "yank the zebra"; the latter two were accidental as a result of his attacking everything, but the Taskmaster took pity on him. Other attempts were to also attack everything else, hide things, and "wash the dog". (3 points)
  • Charlotte - 3 correct tasks ^note  "Chuck the dog", "attack the biscuit" (eventually, after a long conversation) and "embrace the fish". Other attempts were "plop the lemon in the Ribena" and "play the xylophone" (2 points)
  • Sarah - 2 correct tasks^note "Quaff the ribena" and "kick the lemon". Other attempts were "mash the biscuit", "lick the dog", "bath the dog", "wash the xylophone", and "yell at the zebra" ("OH, YOU... FUCKING ZEBRA!"). Sarah was also the only contestant who explicitly noticed the alphabetical pattern of the tasks (1 point)

• Task 2: Make A Nice Babushka Meal. Each Course Must Be Presented Inside The Previous Course. You Have Five Minutes To Order Your Ingredients And Twenty Minutes To Prepare Your Babushka Meal
  • Winner: Jamali (5 points)
  • Lee^note point awarded in large part due to his "super-pea", which the Taskmaster's Assistant described as the most delicious single pea he'd ever eaten and Sarah (4 points)
  • Charlotte (2 points)
  • Mike (1 point)^note 1 point deducted as the Taskmaster felt he needed to be taught a lesson for his "smug face" upon learning that his incredibly basic dish was initially getting two points

• Task 3: TEAM TASK - Get Out Of The Front Gate Setting Off The Alarm The Fewest Times^note the alarm goes off after seven seconds of silence or when someone says a word containing the letter "T". Every Time The Alarm Goes Off You Must Start Again. You Must Only Step On Your Stepping Stones.
  • Winner: Lee and Mike - set off the alarm 21 times (took 12min 24sec) (5 points)
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah - set off the alarm 34 times (took 15min 50sec) (0 points)

• Live Task: Make Your Rubber Gloves And Wellies As Heavy As Possible While Wearing Both. You Have 90 Seconds. You May Only Put Things In Your Rubber Gloves For The First Minute And May Only Put Things In Your Wellies After The Second Whistle
  • Winner: Lee - 6.42kg (5 points)
  • Sarah - 1.12kg (3 points)
  • Mike - 1.09kg (2 points)
  • Charlotte - 0.95kg (1 point)
  • Jamali - 5.36kg (Disqualified +1 bonus)^note removed the gloves in order to open the gaffer tape he used to tape the bucket of items to his wellies. However, as he was the one who devised the "bucket system" which was adopted by other contestants, the Taskmaster awarded him a bonus point.

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Lee Mack (22 points)
  2. Mike Wozniak (14 points)
  3. Jamali Maddix and Sarah Kendall (12 points)
  4. Charlotte Ritchie (9 points)

Episode 8 - "An Orderly Species"

• Prize Task: Most Satisfyingly Wobbly Thing^note The Taskmaster declared that anyone who brought in any jelly would automatically receive no points, only for three contestants to reveal that they brought in exactly that
  • Winner: N/A
  • Everyone (3 points)^note The Taskmaster was particularly frustrated with the offerings, unable to decide if any of them were actually good or whether they were "all shit", and declared the entire round a massive waste of time
    • Jamali - a completed Rubix cube inside a jelly
    • Lee - a recreation of his belly in jelly
    • Charlotte - a letter from her therapist commenting on her 'wobbly' sense of self-esteem resulting from the blows to her ego that participating in Taskmaster has given her... inside a jelly
    • Mike - a milk tooth, representing loose baby teeth during childhood
    • Sarah - a "sausage of chicken meat"^note basically, a roll of sausage meat made of chicken

• Task 1: Say The Word "Metronome" Between Every Tick Of This Metronome. You May Not Touch Or Stop The Metronome. Also, You Must Blow Up An Entire Balloon So That It Is Bigger Than Your Head, Neatly Wrap The Balloon, And Eat Three Whole Poppadoms. You Have Five Minutes. Person Who Accomplishes Most Things In The Fewest Missed Metronomes Wins
  • Winner: Mike - completed all tasks, missed 1 metronome (5 points)
  • Lee and Jamali (4 points)
    • Lee - Completed all tasks, but burst the balloon while wrapping it and missed three metronomes.
    • Jamali - Completed all tasks, but burst the balloon while wrapping it and missed three metronomes. Recorded himself saying "metronome" on his phone and played it back, which was deemed valid (4 points)
  • Charlotte and Sarah (1 point)
    • Charlotte - failed to completely eat all the poppadoms, missed "7 or 8" metronomes
    • Sarah - failed to complete any tasks

• Task 2: TEAM TASK - Draw The Best Picture Of A British Animal. Each Person Must Fill In One Section At A Time And May Not Fill In Any Other Section During That Time. Every Section Must Be Used And You May Not Communicate With Each Other During The Task. You Have Three Minutes Per Section. Best Picture Of A British Animal Wins
  • Winner: Lee and Mike - The "Hedgehog-Legged Owl" (3 points)^note points awarded because Mike insisted that the young "queue" before the mother to feed, which the Taskmaster found inescapably British
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah - a combination of a pigeon, a Burford Brown hen, and a fox/rabbit^note which resulted in something that you would either immediately try to kill upon seeing or which, upon encountering it, would send you on some kind of quest (2 points)

• Task 3: Record The Greatest Aircraft Safety Announcement Then Perform The Greatest Aircraft Safety Demonstration. Your Announcement Must Be In An Accent Or Language Other Than Your Own. Your Demonstration Must Be Unforgettable. You Have Twenty Minutes
  • Winner: Mike - spoke German, offered a cheerfully nihilistic discussion about how unhelpful most of the safety procedures were^note according to the Taskmaster's Assistant, the footage of Mike's attempt was recorded about an hour prior to the notorious haemorrhoid incident recorded in episode 6 — or, in Mike's words, "the tushy in its sweetest era" (5 points)
  • Charlotte and Jamali (4 points)
    • Charlotte - spoke in a "Lorraine Kelly" Scottish accent while mainly emptying the luggage compartment and emphasising how great the announcements were
    • Jamali - spoke in French, delivered an introduction to putting on a lifejacket using basic French introductions
  • Lee and Sarah (3 points)
    • Lee - spoke in a New Zealand accent, mostly advised using the toilet when necessary and acknowledging the incredible unlikelihood of anyone surviving a major crash
    • Sarah - spoke absolute gibberish (with a vaguely Mediterranean accent) interspersed with random screaming, while serenely demonstrating life-jacket procedure

• Live Task: Stand On Either One Leg Or Both Legs Behind The Curtain Contraption With Your Hands On Your Head. The Taskmaster Will Guess If You Are Standing On One Leg Or Both Legs. If He Guesses Correctly You Are Eliminated. Last Person Standing (On Either One Leg Or Both Legs) Wins
  • Winner: Lee (5 points)
  • Jamali and Sarah - eliminated round two (3 points)
  • Charlotte and Mike - eliminated round one (1 point)

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Lee Mack (18 points)
  2. Mike Wozniak (17 points)
  3. Jamali Maddix (16 points)
  4. Sarah Kendall (12 points)
  5. Charlotte Ritchie (11 points)

Episode 9 - "Mr. Octopus and Pottyhands"

• Prize Task: The Nattiest Knitwear
  • Winner: Charlotte - a nose-warmer (5 points)
  • Lee and Mike (4 points)
    • Lee - knitted hoodies for children, complete with discomforting knitted facial masks
    • Mike - a balaclava modelled on the Taskmaster's face, intended to be a "bespoke piece of merch" for the show
  • Jamali - a jumper with the word "natty" embroidered into it, as he claimed not to know what the word meant (nor have any means of finding out, such as people to ask, or internet connections) (3 points)
  • Sarah - a frog-themed jumper given to her by a friend who claimed that she knew Sarah was "into" frogs, despite Sarah never having possessed or expressed any particular interest in them (2 points)^note points deducted to punish Sarah's friend, whom the Taskmaster is convinced simply forgot to get Sarah a present, rummaged around in her own closet for something to give, and tried to gaslight Sarah into thinking she was actually into frogs

• Task 1: Make The Most Impressive And Realistic Weather For Taskmaster Island^note a detailed model of the Taskmaster House on a desert island. You Have 30 Minutes And Your Weather Must Last For No More Than A Minute
  • Winner: Charlotte (5 points)
  • Mike (4 points)
  • Sarah (3 points)
  • Jamali (2 points)
  • Lee (1 point)

• Task 2: Build A Tower Then Topple Your Tower So That Yoghurt Lands In A Numbered Square. You Have One Yoghurt And One Toppling Attempt. Highest Score Wins
  • Winner: Charlotte (5 points)^note managed to get yoghurt into a "4" square, despite accidentally pulling the "tablecloth trick" by pulling her tower out from under her yoghurt
  • Sarah (4 points)^note managed to get yoghurt into a "2" square, despite her own tower blocking the fall of the yoghurt
  • Jamali (3 points)^note the cardboard tower he made was weakened due to rain, but he managed to get yoghurt into a "1" square"
  • Lee^note the tower fell in a direction which missed the numbered squares and Mike^note the only contestant to discover a ladder which would have enabled him, if correctly used, to drop the yoghurt on the maximum number spot; however, got "arrogant and complacent" and build a contraption which dropped the yoghurt twice, once on himself, and then in the opposite direction to the numbered squares (Disqualified)^note failed to get any yoghurt into the numbered squares

• Task 3: Look The Most Different In Four Photos Taken By The (Retro Spinning) Camera. The Camera Will Spin Around Three Times And Take A Picture Every Time It Faces The Frame. You Must Not Hinder The Camera Or The Spinning Mechanism In Any Way. You Must Be In All Four Photos. Most Varied Set Of Photos Wins. You Have Twenty Minutes To Prepare
  • Winner: Mike (5 points)^note a cat behind a wall, a Roman emperor with a football, a spaceman from the future, a skull-headed man wearing a suit
  • Charlotte (4 points)^note herself in a robe with flowers, "Pottyhands" (herself with a bucket on her head and pipes and clay pots on her hands), "Boring T-Shirt Head Girl" (herself wearing a different t-shirt hung over a piece of fencing), and "Mr. Octopus" (a balloon octopus with her head, on the other side of the fencing)
  • Lee^note a builder, a character called "Melon Breasts Lobster Penis", a superhero, and the girlfriend of "Melon Breasts Lobster Penis" with her cow and Sarah^note a writer at a typewriter musing about her story, the writer having sat so long that a century's worth of hair growth has occurred, the writer having decided upon a career as a professional tennis player and the dead writer with a skull-head (3 points)
  • Jamali (2 points)^note a builder, a banker/rich person, the banker playing golf in his downtime (alternatively: a "white person"), himself without glasses

• Live Task: Shove Your Fish Onto The Target Using Your Mop. You Must Shove Your Fish Within Ten Seconds Of The Taskmaster's Assistant Laying Down Your Fish. Furthest From The Target Ten Seconds After Each Round Is Eliminated. Last Shover Standing Wins.
  • Winner: Mike (5 points)
  • Sarah (4 points)^note actually overtook Mike's fish in the final round, but it wobbled off the Knappett after two seconds
  • Jamali (3 points)
  • Charlotte and Lee (1 point)

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Charlotte Ritchie (20 points)
  2. Mike Wozniak (18 points)
  3. Sarah Kendall (16 points)
  4. Jamali Maddix (13 points)
  5. Lee Mack (9 points)

Episode 10 - "Activate Jamali"

• Prize Task: The Thing That Makes You Look The Toughest
  • Winner: Mike - a punk-rock mohawk wig, represented in-studio by his own hair shaved into a mohawk (5 points)
  • Jamali - a baseball bat with a nail hammered through it (4 points)
  • Charlotte - a leather cap, worn backwards (3 points)
  • Lee - a coat-hanger^note inspired by a friend who, after being mugged, began wearing one around his head as a potential deterrent (2 points)
  • Sarah - an "apocalypse backpack" filled with necessary survival aids (1 point)

• Task 1: Make The Best Picture Of A "Big Scary Dinosaur" Using This Photocopier. You May Not Leave The Garage. You Have Fifteen Minutes
  • Winner: Sarah (5 points)
  • Lee (4 points)
  • Jamali (3 points)
  • Charlotte (2 points)
  • Mike (1 point)

• Task 2: Scientifically Work Out How Much The Taskmaster's Assistant's Head And Feet Weigh^note Head: 4.5kg. Feet: 1kg each. You May Not Use The Internet. Most Accurate Answer Wins. You Have Twenty Minutes
  • Winner: Lee^note measured the displacement of water caused by the Assistant's body parts in various pans; guessed 0.8kg for each foot (1.6kg combined) and 4.2kg for the head (5 points)
  • Charlotte^note weighed the Assistant and tried to work out using various calculations regarding the size of the relevant body parts when compared to the whole, before ultimately estimating; guessed 3kg(ish) for the feet and 5kg for the head (4 points)
  • Sarah^note weighed the Assistant's body parts before comparing them with a watermelon (head) and (inexplicably) fish-fingers (feet); guessed 880g for the feet and 4.2kg for the head (3 points)
  • Mike^note measured the displacement of water caused by the Assistant's body parts in a bath; guessed 3.5kg for the feet, 8.65kg for the head (2 points)
  • Jamali^note weighed the various relevant body parts of the Assistant; guessed 4.2kg for the feet and 40kg — the highest weight the scales would register before reading an error message — for the head (1 point)

• Task 3: TEAM TASK - Direct Your Teammate (Who Is Wearing Sightless Goggles) Into The Red Circle. The Director Must Stay In Their Chair At All Times. You May Only Issue One Instruction Of Three Words Every 30 Seconds. Fastest To Get A Teammate Into The Circle Wins
  • Winner: Lee and Mike - Lee delivering instructions, 4 min 10 sec (5 points)
  • Charlotte, Jamali and Sarah - Sarah delivering instructions^note badly; at one point she had Jamali in a set of hedges, while Charlotte had wandered into the car park, 21 min 18 sec (2 points)

• Live Task: Keeping Your Head Still At All Times, Correctly Don Your Special Outfit^note a llama costume. For Every Second Your Face Is Out Of The Frame, 10 Seconds Will Be Added To Your Time. Put Your Hands In The Air When Correctly Dressed. Fastest Wins
  • Winner: Charlotte - 150 sec (5 points)
  • Mike - 210 sec (4 points)
  • Lee - 300 sec (3 points)
  • Jamali - 490 sec (2 points)
  • Sarah - 540 sec, 1 min time penalty^note her costume was on the wrong way around (1 point)

• Episode Ranking
  1. Winner: Lee Mack (19 points)
  2. Mike Wozniak (17 points)
  3. Charlotte Ritchie (16 points)
  4. Jamali Maddix and Sarah Kendall (12 points)

Episode Tally

• Lee Mack and Sarah Kendall = 3 episodes
  • Lee (Episodes 7, 8 and 10)
  • Sarah (Episodes 1, 3 and 4)
• Charlotte Ritchie = 2 episodes (Episodes 5 and 9)
• Jamali Maddix and Mike Wozniak = 1 episode
  • Mike (Episode 2)
  • Jamali (Episode 6)

This series is the sixth series in which every contestant has won at least one episode, as well as the fourth where every contestant placed last or joint last at least once. It also marks the fourth time the series champion has tied with another contestant for most episodes won, and the fifth time there has been an episode tie overall.

Task Tally

A breakdown of the tasks as won by the contestants is as follows:

• Lee Mack: 17 tasks (2 prize tasks, 5 video tasks, 5 video team tasks, 4 live tasks, 1 live team task)
• Mike Wozniak: 15 tasks (2 prize tasks, 5 video tasks, 5 video team tasks, 1 trick task, 1 live task, 1 live team task)
• Jamali Maddix: 12 tasks (2 prize tasks, 6 video tasks, 1 video team task, 1 live task, 1 live team task, 1 tiebreaker)
• Sarah Kendall: 9 tasks (1 prize task, 5 video tasks, 1 video team task, 1 live task, 1 live team task)
• Charlotte Ritchie: 8 tasks (2 prize tasks, 3 video tasks, 1 video team task, 1 live task, 1 live team task)

The prize task for episode 8 had no winner; everyone was given 3 points.

Sarah has won the fewest tasks of any series winner since the series have had 10 episodes.

Episode Titles

Each episode is a Title Drop made by either a participant in the show, the Taskmaster, or the Taskmaster's Assistant. In this series, the titles were provided by:

• Episode 1: Mike Wozniak (after the Taskmaster's Assistant apologises to him for having to complete the "deliver all the plates to the Taskmaster's Assistant" task during a heavy rain storm.)
• Episode 2: The Taskmaster (when Mike Wozniak is explaining why, in his submission for the "make the most haunted Taskmaster House" video, the Taskmaster's Assistant would ignore an obviously "hemisected" Mike outside, being tempted by the combination of treacle and puppies; Mike repeats the title in confirmation)
• Episode 3: The Taskmaster (discussing the ramifications if Charlotte Ritchie had managed to run faster than gravity in the "make the sauna stones hiss from behind the rope" task: "You'd be able to run up a tree to the moon!")
• Episode 4: Mike Wozniak (one of his guesses for the contents of the bowl in the "write down what five things are in this bowl without looking" live task.)
• Episode 5: The Taskmaster (part of his instructions / countdown for the live task: "Three two one, slap and tong.")
• Episode 6: Mike Wozniak (his description of the... unfortunate results of his attempt at completing the "fart" solo task he was assigned, during which he also dislodged a hemorrhoid: "Oh, it's an absolute casserole down there.")
• Episode 7: Mike Wozniak (his way to "undermine the vole" in the "complete the most tasks on the flammable list" task: "You've got no chutzpah! Your organisational skills are lacklustre! Your timekeeping is abysmal!")
• Episode 8: The Taskmaster (describing the "British animal" Mike Wozniak and Lee Mack created as an amalgamation in the "draw the best picture of a British animal" team task, on learning that the animal's young apparently "queue up" in order to feed.)
• Episode 9: The Taskmaster (naming two of the characters created by Charlotte Ritchie for the "look the most different in four photos taken by this camera" task, both of which he believes will appear on the children's programme she is apparently auditioning for: "Only two out of the four go straight onto the children's show — Mr Octopus and Potty-Hands.")
• Episode 10: Sarah Kendall (describing the insanity of her attempt to corral both Charlotte Ritchie and Jamali Maddix during the "direct your sightless teammate into the red circle" team task: "I thought I'd better activate Jamali, because then I've gotta...")

Although he shares the amount of direct title drops with Liza Tarbuck and James Acaster, Mike Wozniak has to date been involved with more episode titles than any other contestant; in addition to the four he directly provides, a further two are made in reference to task attempts he was involved with and conversations the Taskmaster was having with him, bringing the total amount of episode titles he is connected with to six.

Series Ranking

1. Winner: Sarah Kendall - 158 points
2. Mike Wozniak - 154 points
3. Lee Mack - 151 points
4. Jamali Maddix - 137 points
5. Charlotte Ritchie - 125 points

Except for Jamali, every contestant this series has earned the same series score as a previous Taskmaster contestant (or two, in the case of Sarah Kendall). When arranged from last-place to winner, the ranking order also follows the alphabetical-by-first-name seating order that the show uses, the first and (as of this series) only time this has occurred.