Recap / Sabrina: The Animated Series

The following is a list of episodes of Sabrina: The Animated Series, which ran on UPN and ABC between 1999 and 2000 (Sabrina's Secret Life episodes will not be listed) for 65 episodes (which is the limit on a lot of Disney shows)

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1. "Most Dangerous Witch": Sabrina’s friend and crush, Harvey Kinkle, ends up with her father’s magical soul gem amulet and becomes the target of a vengeful half-witch known as Tim the Witch Smeller.
2. "You Said A Mouse-Ful": Salem eats the mouse that Sabrina and Harvey were using for their science project, so Sabrina turns Salem into a mouse to serve as a substitute.
3. "Boogie Shoes": Sabrina conjures up some magical dancing shoes to help Harvey learn to move in time for a school dance, but, like in Hans Christian Anderson's The Red Shoes, once Harvey puts the shoes on, he can't stop dancing.
4. "Tail of Two Kitties": Salem falls in love with Harvey's new cat, only to discover she is really a witch who was met with the same punishment and is using Salem so she can revert back to a human and Salem can stay a cat forever.
5. "The Senses-Shattering Adventures of Captain Harvtastic": Harvey is embarrassed of his own superhero comic, and Sabrina transports the two of them inside the book to fix it.
6. "Witch Switch": After seeing how glamorous Gem's life is at her birthday party, Sabrina creates a necklace that makes Gem a witch and Sabrina a mortal rich girl...and soon learns that Gem has a harder life than initially perceived while Gem uses her newfound powers for evil.
7. "Picture Perfect": Sabrina competes against Gem for the best yearbook photo, which leads to them resorting to dirty tactics.
8. "Field Trippin'": To earn money for a concert, Sabrina agrees to babysit a pair of bratty twins at the art museum with Harvey. However, Sabrina accidentally zaps Harvey and the twins into the paintings and must find them.
9. "No Time to Be a Hero": Harvey thinks Sabrina saved his life after he fell off a bridge during a rainstorm, but Sabrina's attempts to go back in time and tell Harvey that she didn't save him leads to trouble.
10. "Extreme Harvey": Sabrina uses her magic to make Harvey a professional skateboarder in time for a competition.
11. "Shrink to Fit": After seeing Gem wearing a pair of skinny jeans by Waif Moss (a notoriously skinny model) and worrying that Harvey is into girls who are stick-thin, Sabrina and Chloe use the Spooky Jar magic to make them thin enough to wear the jeans, but soon find that they are too big to wear them — because the magic affects height as well as waistline.
12. "Has Anybody Seen My Uncle Quigley?": Uncle Quigley runs away after Hilda, Zelda, and Sabrina's irresponsibility get on his nerves, and a strict nanny comes to the house to straighten them out — and things get worse when they give the nanny a potion that makes her just as irresponsible as they were.
13. "Wag the Witch": Because school elections are Serious Business in cartoons like these, Gem hires a reporter to out Sabrina as the freak she thinks she is, and Sabrina has the reporter fitted with glasses that make Sabrina look normal.
14. "Witchy Grrls": Sabrina, Hilda, Zelda and Chloe team up to become a girls-only bubblegum pop band (think The Spice Girls, since this is a late-1990s cartoon), but when it becomes apparent that none of them have any musical talent, Sabrina uses magic that makes them talented and famous, only for all four of them to become diva-like and competitive.
15. "Paranormal Pi": Sabrina's Uncle Zamboni comes to town and Pi mistakes it for an alien ship.
16. "Anywhere But Here": After being denied access to a PG-13 movie, a chance at playing a teens-only virtual reality game, and told not to buy a music album that's recommended for teens, Sabrina makes like Tom Hanks in the movie Big and wishes she were an adult — and wakes up in a world where she's married to Harvey (who doesn't have a job) with three destructive children and she's working an office job with Gem Stone as her boss.
17. "Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Something From A Coven": Sabrina uses her magic powers to create a sweet Halloween party, much to the ire of a jealous Gem, who tries to ruin it.
18. "Once Upon a Whine": Sabrina accidentally brings the fairy tale character Cinderella to the real world while Harvey is sent to live like Cinderella (before the prince finds her and carries her off to her new life).
19. "Documagicary": While at the Neitherworld mall, Sabrina is discovered by a sleazy movie producer named Quentin Tarantultino who wants to make a documentary about a young witch's life — and Sabrina (once again) learns that Celebrity Is Overrated.
20. "The Grandparent Trap": Sabrina's grandparents come over and the Spellmans are worried that they may be splitting up due to irreconcilable differences.
21. "I Got Glue Babe": Sabrina's attempt at casting a spell to make Gem Stone nice to her (seriously, why does she bother?) turns into a Chained Heat situation when the two are glued to each other and the only way for the spell to be broken is if they learn to get along (no matter how teeth-clenchingly painful it may be).
22. "Boy Meets Bike": Sabrina once again uses magic to help Harvey out. This time, she gives him a magic bike (not like Super Bike on The Fairly OddParents!, but close enough), which develops a mind of its own and bewitches him into a competitive jerk.
23. "Upside Down Town": Sabrina's magical upside down cake changes the personalities of everyone who eats it — including making Harvey evil and making Gem nice and aware that Sabrina is a witch.
24. "The Importance of Being Norma": Sabrina competes against Gem for a spot on the cheerleading squad. However, she finds herself bogged down by Norma, a dorky transfer student whom she's forced to look after.
25. "Stage Fright": Zelda and Hilda prepare for a visit from Enchantra (who is visiting to see if Hilda and Zelda are worthy of having their perpetual youth spell removed), but things go wrong when Zelda conjures Romeo from Romeo and Juliet into the real world and falls for Enchantra.
26. "Witchitis": Sabrina is afraid to get her witchitis vaccination, but her procrastination only leads to her getting sick...and a quick cure leads to the infection turning into hypogermia and causing an apocalypse at the school picnic.
27. "My Stepmother, The Babe": Sabrina grows jealous of her father's new girlfriend, Futura, so she makes her more like a teenager so she can relate to her, which Sabrina's father doesn't like, as he wants a more mature woman.
28. "Absence of Malissa": Sabrina is sent to Witch Boot Camp, where the captain continuously mocks her for being a half-witch.
29. "This Is Your Nine Lives": Sabrina and Chloe travel through time to try to find the perfect birthday present for Salem.
30. "Planet of the Dogs": Sabrina brings home a stray dog, but shortly starts to neglect it. The dog eventually gets into the Spookie Jar and becomes smarter, then rallies all the dogs in the neighborhood to overthrow the humans.
31. "Hex-Change Students": Two fairy friends from Sabrina's youth come to visit. While the duo trick Gem into thinking they are Canadians who make a fool of her under the guise of making her more trendy, Chloe and Harvey think Sabrina's new friends aren't so nice.
32. "Saturday Night Furor": When Quigley imposes that every Saturday is to be Saturday Fun Night at home, Sabrina tries to get him a girlfriend so she and her aunts can have fun without him.
33. "Scare Apparent": Sabrina helps a young, cowardly boogeyman get his powers.
34. "The Hex Files": Sabrina tries to save Quigley's career at the observatory by conjuring up aliens.
35. "Stone Broke": Gem goes from Riches to Rags after her parents make a bad investment, and Gem is forced to stay with the Spellmans while her parents try to solve the problem.
36. "Salem's Plot": When Salem's old friend comes to visit, Salem pretends to be Quigley (and vice versa) to hide the fact that he was turned into a cat as punishment for abusing his magic.
37. "Molar Molar": Afraid of having her wisdom teeth pulled by mortal hands, Sabrina uses magic to remove them instead, but the spell ends up removing her common sense, causing her to say and do stupid things. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda try to raise a baby chicken without the use of magic.
38. "Harvzilla": A steroid-abuse episode in which Sabrina gives Harvey Dragon Spray so he can be muscular enough for the school wrestling team, but the more Harvey uses the spray, the more draconian he becomes.
39. "When in Rome": When Sabrina and Gem are forced to work together on a history report, Gem looks inside the Spooky Jar, which transports the two of them and Salem to Ancient Rome.
40. "Field of Screams"^note Not to be confused with the Ghosts of Fear Street book or the Robotomy episode of the same name: Sabrina gathers a team of supernatural ringers to play on her softball team so she can beat Gem once and for all.
41. "Driver Ed": Desperate for Hilda to get her driver's license, Sabrina turns a dog into a handsome driving instructor. However, both Hilda and Zelda begin to fight over him.
42. "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted": After getting rejected by her favorite teacher to go on a weekend field trip, Sabrina visits an Ambiguously Jewish Wise Warlock who challenges her to find someone who has never had his (or her) heart broken — and discovers that even heartless people like Gem and Salem have been heartbroken in their lifetimes.
43. "Send In The Clones"^note not to be confused with the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror story of the same name: Sabrina creates copies of herself after signing up for one too many after-school clubs.
44. "Feats of Clay": When Harvey's favorite action movie star, Devin DeGaulle (a Steven Seagal expy) comes to Greendale to film a new action flick, Harvey and Sabrina meet him — and Harvey is disillusioned that Devin isn't like his action hero characters, while everyone else finds him to be a very nice guy with a grueling job.
45. "Generation Zap": It's the old "Freaky Friday" Flip plot when Sabrina calls Enchantra out for not giving Hilda and Zelda the chance to get out of their teenage bodies and challenges the two to live in each other's shoes for a day. While Enchantra struggles with middle school problems, Sabrina discovers that Enchantra's assistant is out to kill her and take her place.
46. "Board and Sorcery": While on a skiing trip, Sabrina accidentally turns Harvey into The Abominable Snowman.
47. "Enchanted Vacation": Sabrina, Hilda, Zelda and Salem go on a vacation in the Netherworld, unaware that Tim the Witch Smeller is after them.
48. "Moldy Oldie": Great Grandpa Gandalf comes to Greendale to renew his Witchery License, but the Spellmans don't believe he's up to snuff.
49. "Xabrina, Warrior Witch": When Harvey becomes engrossed in a virtual reality video game, Sabrina and Chloe travel into the game to rescue him.
50. "Straight Outta Paris": While visiting Paris, France, Sabrina and Salem accidentally turn the Eiffel Tower into a boy, causing an international crisis.
51. "Strange New World": Sabrina transports a young Thomas Edison to the present to help with her science project. However, his absence in the past causes his inventions to start disappearing.
52. "Witchery Science Theater": Sabrina transports herself, Chloe and Harvey into a 1950s horror movie. Sadly, there is no man and two robots to make fun of them and the movie, so the viewer's gonna have to make due with himself/herself and two friends.
53. "You've Got a Friend": When The Billy Go Boom-Boom Show, his favorite cartoon, gets cancelled, Harvey gets upset, as he takes it as a sign that he's not a child anymore. To cheer him up, Sabrina conjures up Harvey's Imaginary Friend Mort from a drawing he did when he was five — who begins getting Harvey in trouble for playing childish pranks.
54. "Hexcalibur": When Sabrina and Salem accidentally ruin a spell book of Zelda's which was autographed by Merlin himself, the two of them travel back to the Middle Ages and set out to help a young Merlin become a proper wizard. They could have just conjured up another one, but that would be too easy.
55. "Brina Baby": After slacking off too much by having appliances do her chores, Sabrina takes a witch's oath to give up magic and starts acting more mature, causing her inner child to escape and wreak havoc.
56. "Witchwrecked": Wanting to go on a field trip with no adults, Sabrina conjures up a storm that leaves her class shipwrecked on an island in the Bermuda Triangle.
57. "Fish Schtick": Sabrina gets jealous when Harvey befriends a new girl in school at the same time "Cliche Week" (a week where hackneyed sayings and comparisons come to life) haunts the Spellman house.
58. "Witchmas Carole": It's Yet Another Christmas Carol when Sabrina fumes over Gem being her selfish, Rich Bitch self during the Christmas (and December holiday) season and hatches a plan with her aunts to scare Gem into being nice for the holidays, but will it be enough to convince her?
59. "Truth or Scare": On a class trip in the woods, Sabrina and Gem dare each other into doing foolish things.
60. "Generation Hex": An extreme Broken Aesop of an episode where Sabrina uses the extra money she earns to update the library to outbid Gem on a rare collectible Billy-Go-Boom-Boom doll. Despite Pi and Harvey chastising her for using the extra money in the library fund for her own needs^note (which, yes, is unethical, but, considering that libraries aren't the only place to get the books and information you need, comes off as more overblown than it should be), Sabrina justifies her purchase by claiming the extra money isn't going to be missed — until the Billy-Go-Boom-Boom doll comes to life in the night and takes Sabrina 40 years into the future where Sabrina's rash decision means doom (or mild disappointment) for everyone else^note except for Sabrina, who, despite losing her looks and her magic to Gem Stone and becoming a total kiss-ass to her, is stinking rich and owns her own buildings. Uh, tell me how this is supposed to be bad again?.
61. "Working Witches": Hilda and Zelda want to buy a car, but Quigley, like any parent on TV and in Real Life, tells them that they have to work for it, so these two witches become burger fools in order to raise the funds for it. And, like in all plots where two friends/siblings get a job in a low-rent place (be it a fast-food restaurant or a Walmart-type department store), one gets promoted to manager and lets the power go to his/her head (in this case Hilda). Meanwhile, Salem wins a Radio Contest and puts the blame on Sabrina, thus causing people to think that she was the winner.
62. "Wiccan of the Sea": Bored of winter, Sabrina, Chloe, and Salem turn to The Spooky Jar for a hot, summer vacation — and end up as mermaids.
63. "Key to My Heart": Sabrina takes piano lessons and falls for her hunk of a teacher, but when she finds out he has a harp-playing fiancee who's auditioning for the philharmonic, now Yandere Sabrina tries to rationalize her jealousy by saying the piano teacher's fiancee is out to ruin him and uses her magic to get rid of the woman's musical talent.
64. "La Femme Sabrina": Harvey is unable to wait one more week for a postponed spy movie to get released, so Sabrina uses a spell that unintentionally causes everyone to act like characters in a spy movie.
65. "The Bat Pack": Series Finale. A trio of Rat-Pack-style vampires visit Sabrina and Chloe and use them to rob a blood bank, while Hilda tries to reconcile with one of the members, who broke her heart years ago.

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