This game takes place underground, where humanity exists in a desperate struggle to survive after the surface was nuked by the major megacorporations of the old world into nothing but radioactive ash. Meet the locals, who are either unhinged, unstable, or just unsocial. Meet the friendly wildlife, which include but are not limited to: refrigerators, which no longer hold food, instead, they hold giant crustaceans lying in wait; beetles, which now have a frontal cortex larger than most humans, which they use to cook you alive; and Cave Crawlers which hide on the ceiling and inject your muscles with a paralyzing venom so they can drop down and suck out your insides like a fly. If that doesn't already sound like a great time, why not hop on down to the city, one of the last few remaining bastions of human civilization? And that's not all, we boast one of the highest murder rates per capita in recorded history. You're guaranteed to be shot, mugged or drugged within the first 24 hours or your money back.
Big Bret: So you've passed all of the tests, I see; couldn't have been easy. Those were just getting harder and harder in recent years.
Protagonist: They were pretty hard, but I like challenges.
