History Quotes / Underrail

-> This game takes place underground, where humanity exists [[AfterTheEnd in a desperate struggle to survive after the surface was nuked by the major megacorporations of the old world into nothing but radioactive ash]]. Meet the locals, who are either [[AxCrazy unhinged]], [[HairTriggerTemper unstable]], or just [[NoSocialSkills unsocial]]. Meet the friendly wildlife, which include but are not limited to: refrigerators, which no longer hold food, instead, they hold [[GiantEnemyCrab giant crustaceans]] lying in wait; beetles, which now have a frontal cortex larger than most humans, which they use to cook you alive; and [[BigCreepyCrawlies Cave Crawlers]] which hide on the ceiling and inject your muscles with a paralyzing venom so they can drop down and suck out your insides like a fly. [[SarcasmMode If that doesn't already sound like a great time]], why not hop on down to the city, one of the last few remaining bastions of human civilization? And that's not all, we boast [[UpToEleven one of the highest murder rates per capita in recorded history]]. You're guaranteed to be shot, mugged or drugged within the first 24 hours or your money back.

-> "This game takes place underground, where humanity exists [[AfterTheEnd in a desperate struggle to survive after the surface was nuked by the major megacorporations of the old world into nothing but radioactive ash]]. Meet the locals, who are either [[AxCrazy unhinged]], [[HairTriggerTemper unstable]], or just [[NoSocialSkills unsocial]]. Meet the friendly wildlife, which include but are not limited to: refrigerators, which no longer hold food, instead, they hold [[GiantEnemyCrab giant crustaceans]] lying in wait; beetles, which now have a frontal cortex larger than most humans, which they use to cook you alive; and [[BigCreepyCrawlies Cave Crawlers]] which hide on the ceiling and inject your muscles with a paralyzing venom so they can drop down and suck out your insides like a fly. [[SarcasmMode If that doesn't already sound like a great time]], why not hop on down to the city, one of the last few remaining bastions of human civilization? And that's not all, we boast [[UpToEleven one of the highest murder rates per capita in recorded history]]. You're guaranteed to be shot, mugged or drugged within the first 24 hours or your money back.

-->--''[[WebVideo/SsethTzeentach SsethTzeentach]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgAn68Uy2jQ& sums up the setting]]

-->--''[[Creator/SsethTzeentach SsethTzeentach]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgAn68Uy2jQ& sums up the setting]]

-> "This game takes place underground, where humanity exists, [[AfterTheEnd in a desperate struggle to survive after the surface was nuked by the major megacorporations of the old world into nothing but radioactive ash]]. Meet the locals, who are either [[AxCrazy unhinged]], [[HairTriggerTemper unstable]] or just [[NoSocialSkills unsocial]]; Meet the friendly wildife, which include, but are not limited to: refrigerators which no longer hold food, instead, they hold [[GiantEnemyCrab giant crustaceans]] lying in wait, beetles, which, now have a frontal cortex larger than most humans, which they use to cook you alive, and [[BigCreepyCrawlies Cave Crawlers]] which hide in the ceiling and inject your muscles with a paralyzing venom so they can drop down and suck out your insides like a fly. [[SarcasmMode If that doesn't already sound like a great time]], why not hop down to the city, one of the last few remaining bastions of human civilization, and that's not all, we boast [[UpToEleven one of the highest murder rates per capita in recorded history]], you're guaranteed to be shot, mugged or drugged whithin the first 24 hours or your money back.