Unlike most pirates, Rurik sports no missing appendages or limbs and still has both eyes and both ears. The saying goes that nobody has ever injured Rurik because no one can stand the smell long enough to get that close. A powerful aversion to any sort of cleanliness (although he does drink wood varnish to "keep his innards shiny") combined with a long exposure to countless tropical diseases and the realisation that horrible hygiene can strike as much fear in the enemy as a good battle-cry has produced the dirtiest, smelliest, most infested, most scabrous pirate in all of Marienburg.
—Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay: Denizens of the Empire
"Above all things, even dere vast height, you will remember dere stench. Each one reeks so strongly of liquor that the fumes will set your eyes to watering. I've seen a Giant carcass lie for five days, unrotting, as the flesh slowly stripped the flesh off its alcohol-preserved hide. And dere breath, ye Gods! Dere breath. Rancid and foul, dere huge teeth strung about with decaying remnants of dere last four or five meals."
—Holger Algersson, Norse Mercenary, on Giants, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay: Old World Bestiary — A Compendium of Creatures Fair and Foul
Luke goes beyond merely disgusting; the disgust he exudes moves ahead of him like a living thing, coating all nearby with unpleasantness.
—1d4Chan on Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle
And behind that table, Razor Eddie, a painfully thin presence in an oversized grey coat apparently held together by accumulated filth and grease. Just looking at it was enough to make you itch, and the smell was appalling. Rats have been known to jump back into open sewers, just to get away from the smell of an approaching Razor Eddie.
[She was] wearing a blouse that might have been white if it hadn’t been covered in thick mud, cut-off shorts that barely skirted the edges of decency, and a pair of surprisingly sturdy looking hiking boots. Her hair was blonde under the filth, and hung in mud-clotted hanks around her face. She was possibly the dirtiest person he had ever seen outside of a mud pit. She might qualify as a mud pit.
—Thomas Price's first impression of his future wife, Alice Healy, InCryptid, "The Way Home"note
Major Leep: Yes well, now look, I'm getting reports that the showers aren't working properly.
Barnes: Don't ask me, I never use 'em.
Major Leep: Hm, that's obvious.
"You think you can beat me? Let me tell you something: I haven't showered in 24 years."
— Bob, SMG4, "The Smash 5 Trials"
The Franks had been to the boys' room.
But they had not washed their hands.
They never did.
"That's for sissies!" said the Franks.
The Franks wiped their noses on their sleeves.
They never used tissues.
"That's for wussies!" said the Franks.
But they had not washed their hands.
They never did.
"That's for sissies!" said the Franks.
The Franks wiped their noses on their sleeves.
They never used tissues.
"That's for wussies!" said the Franks.
Power: The toilet? I'm the type who seldom flushes my feces.
Aki: Not in this house!
Denji: That's nasty!
Power: I'm the type who seldom chooses to bathe.
Aki: Get your butt in there!
Denji: You totally reek!!
Power: Humans are so delicate! Far too obsessed with remaining clean. (to her cat) Aren't they, Meowy-wowwy...?
Aki: Not in this house!
Denji: That's nasty!
Power: I'm the type who seldom chooses to bathe.
Aki: Get your butt in there!
Denji: You totally reek!!
Power: Humans are so delicate! Far too obsessed with remaining clean. (to her cat) Aren't they, Meowy-wowwy...?
Jeanette: Then I can say I haven't taken a shower since last year.
Jake: I think that joke doesn't work in space.
Jeanette: What joke?
R.A.M.: [Eww]
Jake: I think that joke doesn't work in space.
Jeanette: What joke?
R.A.M.: [Eww]
Peter: Wait a second. If everybody respects you, how come you're still eating here by yourself?
Dictator: I don't shower.
Peter: Oh, that's what that is.
Dictator: I don't shower.
Peter: Oh, that's what that is.
