History Quotes / ThePigPen

-->'''Peter:''' Wait a second. If everybody respects you, how come you're still eating here by yourself? \\

-->--'''[=1d4Chan=]''' on [[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle]]

->''Above all things, even dere vast height, you will remember dere stench. Each one reeks so strongly of liquor that the fumes will set your eyes to watering. I've seen a Giant carcass lie for five days, unrotting, as the flesh slowly stripped the flesh off its alcohol-preserved hide. And dere breath, ye Gods! Dere breath. Rancid and foul, dere huge teeth strung about with decaying remnants of dere last four or five meals.''

'''Denji:''' You totally reek!!

'''R.A.M.:''' [EWW]

-->-- ''Webcomic/RamTheRobot'', "[[https://www.deviantart.com/rafvicalv/art/New-year-in-space-902363288 New year in space]]"

->'''Power:''' I'm the type who seldom bathes!\\
'''Aki:''' Take a bath!\\
'''Denji:''' You stink!!\\
'''Power:''' The toilet? I'm the type who seldom flushes turds!\\
'''Aki:''' Flush it!\\
'''Denji:''' It stinks!!

-->-- '''Bob''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheSmashFiveTrials The Smash 5 Trials]]"

->Unlike most pirates, Rurik sports no missing appendages or limbs and still has both eyes and both ears. The saying goes that nobody has ever injured Rurik because no one can stand [[EvilSmellsBad the smell]] long enough to get that close. A powerful aversion to any sort of cleanliness (although he does drink wood varnish to "keep his innards shiny") combined with a long exposure to countless tropical diseases and the realisation that [[ExploitedTrope horrible hygiene can strike as much fear in the enemy as a good battle-cry]] has produced the dirtiest, smelliest, most infested, most scabrous pirate in all of Marienburg.
-->--''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Denizens Of The Empire''

->And behind that table, [[CreepyGood Razor Eddie]], a painfully thin presence in [[BadassLongcoat an oversized grey coat]] apparently held together by accumulated filth and grease. Just looking at it was enough to make you itch, and the smell was appalling. Rats have been known to jump back into open sewers, just to get away from the smell of an approaching Razor Eddie.

->[She was] wearing a blouse that might have been white if it hadn’t been covered in thick mud, cut-off shorts that barely skirted the edges of decency, and a pair of surprisingly sturdy looking hiking boots. Her hair was blonde under the filth, and hung in mud-clotted hanks around her face. She was possibly the dirtiest person he had ever seen outside of a mud pit. She might ''qualify'' as a mud pit.
-->--'''Thomas Price''''s first impression of his future wife, '''Alice Healy''', ''Literature/InCryptid'', "The Way Home"[[note]]A subversion since she's not normally that dirty, she was just having a bad day.[[/note]]

-->--''[[Literature/{{Nightside}} Something From The Nightside]]''

-->--'''[=1d4Chan=]''' on [[https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle]]

-->--''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay: Denizens Of The Empire''