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Vegeta: You should be impressed. Very few are willing to train as intensely as I have for this kind of power!
Android 18: How sad, to work so hard... for so little.
Vegeta: Sad FOR YOU!
Android 18: How sad, to work so hard... for so little.
Vegeta: Sad FOR YOU!
Sho: YOU IDIOT! I managed to take on the sixth graders with those marbles when I was still a fourth grader!! (runs off)
Sho's mother: You're the idiot! The garbage truck came by and took the garbage while you were busy snoozing away!!
Sho's mother: You're the idiot! The garbage truck came by and took the garbage while you were busy snoozing away!!
— Drifting Classroom, Chapter 1
Shu: UWAAAAH! Crocodile!
Dandy: Who's a crocodile!? Those who call me a crocodile ARE crocodiles!!!
Shu: You mean I'm a crocodile!?
Dandy: Who's a crocodile!? Those who call me a crocodile ARE crocodiles!!!
Shu: You mean I'm a crocodile!?
— Legendz
Genos: You will answer the question or you are going to be eliminated. Your choice.
Armored Gorilla: It is you who will be eliminated. You blithering fool.
Armored Gorilla: It is you who will be eliminated. You blithering fool.
Misty: Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball! Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world!
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
Misty: Very funny!
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
Misty: Very funny!
— Pokémon: The Original Series, "Ash Catches a Pokémon"
Criminal: (to his hostages) Don't try anything funny, or else!
Sky High: You don't try anything funny, or else!
Sky High: You don't try anything funny, or else!
Comic Strips
Calvin: About time, dad! He crawled back into the bed! Get a fly swatter!
Calvin's Dad: I'LL (cough) tell you who's going to get swatted! (choke) What have you done to this room?!!
Mrs. Campbell: Kevin, why are you covered in chalk?
Kevin: Uuhhm... Why are you covered in chalk?
Mrs. Campbell: What? Stop being foolish.
Kevin: You stop being foolish.
Miles: Oh my gosh...
Mrs. Campbell: Explain yourself, right now!
Miles: ...is he actually going for it?
Kevin: Explain yourself, right now!
Carla: He is! It's the rubber-glue defense!
Kevin: Uuhhm... Why are you covered in chalk?
Mrs. Campbell: What? Stop being foolish.
Kevin: You stop being foolish.
Miles: Oh my gosh...
Mrs. Campbell: Explain yourself, right now!
Miles: ...is he actually going for it?
Kevin: Explain yourself, right now!
Carla: He is! It's the rubber-glue defense!
Fan Works
Aaroniero: I have the full power of the Shinigami Kaien Shiba! Also I have tentacles! Also, I have 29,998 other powers!
Therapist: ...that was oddly nonspecific.
Aaroniero: You are oddly nonspecific!
Therapist: What?
Aaroniero: Your mom is oddly nonspecific!
Therapist: What are you talking about?
Therapist: ...that was oddly nonspecific.
Aaroniero: You are oddly nonspecific!
Therapist: What?
Aaroniero: Your mom is oddly nonspecific!
Therapist: What are you talking about?
Lisa Loud: The very idea that Lynn would even own a book to destroy is laughable.
Lynn Loud: Your face is laughable!
[...]
Lisa Loud: Yes, the Placebo Effect is powerful indeed. But that's all it is.
Lynn Loud: You're a Placebo Effect!
Lynn Loud: Your face is laughable!
[...]
Lisa Loud: Yes, the Placebo Effect is powerful indeed. But that's all it is.
Lynn Loud: You're a Placebo Effect!
"Goodness, I've never seen you so excited before," Kabbu said with a grin. "You're like a child that’s just seen their first Bug Rangers play."
Vi crossed her arms defiantly. "Not a kid."
"It’s a simile," said Leif.
"You're a simile!"
Vi crossed her arms defiantly. "Not a kid."
"It’s a simile," said Leif.
"You're a simile!"
— A Song of Silk and Saplings, Chapter 20
Film — Animated
Gaston: If I didn't know any better, I think you'd have feelings for this monster.
Belle: (enraged) He's no monster, Gaston. You are!
Belle: (enraged) He's no monster, Gaston. You are!
Mufasa: Don't turn your back on me, Scar!
Scar: Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.
Scar: Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me.
Anna: You're no match for Elsa.
Hans: No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendelle from destruction.
Hans: No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendelle from destruction.
Hans: Anna? But... she froze your heart!
Anna: The only frozen heart around here is yours.
Anna: The only frozen heart around here is yours.
Lotso: She replaced us!
Woody: She replaced you! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could!
Woody: She replaced you! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could!
Random Girl: What's with her?
Miriam: What's with your face?!
Miriam: What's with your face?!
Film — Live-Action
Cooke: Fuck you, asshole! (tries to fire his gun, only to find it empty)
John Matrix: Fuck you, asshole!
John Matrix: Fuck you, asshole!
— Commando
Alien: You do not deserve to live any longer!
Zane: It is you who doesn't deserve to live any longer! (grabs a knife and throws it into the alien's chest)
Zane: It is you who doesn't deserve to live any longer! (grabs a knife and throws it into the alien's chest)
— Game of Survival
Josh: They're not hookers.. they're massage therapists...
Evictor 1: Yeah, massage your cock for money.
Mover 2: There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!
Evictor 1: Yeah, massage your cock for money.
Mover 2: There's a word for that, I think it's hooker.
Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!
Natalie: Harry! Harry!
Harry: What?!
Natalie: It's an inanimate fucking object.
Harry: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Harry: What?!
Natalie: It's an inanimate fucking object.
Harry: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Claire: We needed something that was both scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four year old try to say "Archaeornithomimus".
Owen: ...You should hear YOU try to say it.
Owen: ...You should hear YOU try to say it.
Tim Goodman: STOP TALKING! YOU'RE A HALLUCINATION!
Pikachu: You're a hallucination.
Pikachu: You're a hallucination.
Den-O Gun Form: Would you mind if I defeat you? I can't hear your answer!
Nega Den-O: It is you who shall be defeated.
Nega Den-O: It is you who shall be defeated.
Tony: You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser.
Douglas Quaid: Look who's talking.
Douglas Quaid: Look who's talking.
Alec Trevelyan: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
James Bond: You first.
James Bond: You first.
Jack Travis: Go to hell, Riggs.
Martin Riggs: You first.
Martin Riggs: You first.
Literature
"There are at least three different army factions calling one another traitors and usurpers."
— Able Team, "Rain of Doom"
Grover: I never thought that The Monster at the End of This Book would be YOU, Little Elmo.
Elmo: No, no, Mister Grover, YOU are The Monster at the End of This Book, I SAW YOU!
Elmo: No, no, Mister Grover, YOU are The Monster at the End of This Book, I SAW YOU!
Grandpa Mike: You old fool! You 'ave gone completely gaga.
Grandpa Sam: Me, gaga? You're the one that's gaga! You, in fact, are Lady Gaga!
Grandpa Sam: Me, gaga? You're the one that's gaga! You, in fact, are Lady Gaga!
— Birthday Boy, Chapter 7
Girl 1: You're out! The ball went outside the line!
Girl 2: Are you blind? YOU'RE out!
Girl 2: Are you blind? YOU'RE out!
— Max Disaster #1: Alien Eraser to the Rescue
Grace: Nora talked birthday talk, and we are left out!
Mrs. Jenkins: I believe you might be talking more birthday talk than Nora, Grace.
Grace: Not true! No fair!
Mrs. Jenkins: I believe you might be talking more birthday talk than Nora, Grace.
Grace: Not true! No fair!
Grace: Oh no! Now I can't eat [my sandwich]! It's spoiled!
Doris: You are spoiled is what!
Doris: You are spoiled is what!
— Timothy's Tales of Hilltop School, "Tubette"
Live-Action TV
Ginis: Do not mess with me!
Zyuoh Eagle: No, you...
Zyuohgers: ...don't mess with this planet!
Zyuoh Eagle: No, you...
Zyuohgers: ...don't mess with this planet!
— Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger, Earth is Our Home
Trevor: Dick Tracy called. He said you're a butt face and he's been plowing your mom.
Michael: Yeah, well, Dick Tracy called me too, first, and he said he was about to call you, and say a lie about me that was actually true about you, instead.
Michael: Yeah, well, Dick Tracy called me too, first, and he said he was about to call you, and say a lie about me that was actually true about you, instead.
Horobi: Zero-One... why did you do that?
Aruto: Well... why did you protect Jin back then?
Aruto: Well... why did you protect Jin back then?
Loki: You betrayed me!
Mobius: You betrayed me!
Loki: Oh, grow up!
Mobius: You grow up!
Mobius: You betrayed me!
Loki: Oh, grow up!
Mobius: You grow up!
— Loki, "The Nexus Event"
Maria: Buenos dias!
Oscar: Ah, buenos dias to you too!
Oscar: Ah, buenos dias to you too!
— Sesame Street (he didn't know what it meant)
Gul Dukat: I find this whole procedure offensive.
Dr. Julian Bashir: And I find you offensive.
Dr. Julian Bashir: And I find you offensive.
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Way of the Warrior"
Jo Frost: What is it that you actually need from your mom and dad? Trust. When your mom and your dad say things to you that are really awful...
Desiree Fernandez: Yeah. It makes me feel like I mean nothing to them. Like, I'll drop a cup of water, and she'll be like, "Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? What is your problem?" And I'll be like, "it was an accident." And she's like, "your whole life is an accident."
Desiree Fernandez: Yeah. It makes me feel like I mean nothing to them. Like, I'll drop a cup of water, and she'll be like, "Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? What is your problem?" And I'll be like, "it was an accident." And she's like, "your whole life is an accident."
— Supernanny, "The Fernandez Family"
Sinjin: I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thing!
Jade: No, fifteen years ago, your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!
Jade: No, fifteen years ago, your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!
— Victorious, "Tori the Zombie"
Professional Wrestling
Roman Reigns: I'm the disgrace?
Stephanie McMahon: Yes you are.
Reigns: I'm the disgrace? No, no, Steph. You are a disgrace.
Stephanie McMahon: Yes you are.
Reigns: I'm the disgrace? No, no, Steph. You are a disgrace.
— WWE Raw
Vince McMahon: […]Because as far as I'm concerned, it's like dealing with the handicapped.
(moments later)
The Undertaker: You need to watch your ass, because the next time you get out of line with either one of us, you're gonna be the one handicapped.
(moments later)
The Undertaker: You need to watch your ass, because the next time you get out of line with either one of us, you're gonna be the one handicapped.
— WWE Raw
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: I don't know how good your hearing is, AJ, but you got about 18,000 people calling you an asshole!
(later)
AJ Styles: You know what, Steve? At your old age, you've turned into a real asshole.
(later)
AJ Styles: You know what, Steve? At your old age, you've turned into a real asshole.
— WWE Raw, October 9, 2019
Darren Young: Cena, you don't know what you're talkin' about!
John Cena: NO! NO! No, byproduct of a gallon of brandy and my mother's celebrity crush. You don't know what you're talkin' about.
John Cena: NO! NO! No, byproduct of a gallon of brandy and my mother's celebrity crush. You don't know what you're talkin' about.
Lita: The good news is: Unlike last week, you won't have one arm tied behind your back. But, for the bad news, Mickie, is: This week, you will have both of your legs shackled together, all right!
Mickie James: I tell you what: After the match, I'll be sure to give these [cuffs] to you, Lita. Because everyone knows you're the one that needs your legs tied together.
Mickie James: I tell you what: After the match, I'll be sure to give these [cuffs] to you, Lita. Because everyone knows you're the one that needs your legs tied together.
—WWE Raw, November 13, 2006
Video Games
Trisha Novak: You shit piles give chase, I will kill your dicks!
Grayson Hunt: What?! What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick? I'll kill your dick! How 'bout that, huh?!
Grayson Hunt: What?! What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick? I'll kill your dick! How 'bout that, huh?!
Avengers: You can't escape!
Whirlwind: You will be the one escaping!
Whirlwind: You will be the one escaping!
Vincent: Who are you? A... sheep?
Sheep with a Tie: Do I look like a sheep? You're the sheep. Everybody here's a sheep but me.
Sheep with a Tie: Do I look like a sheep? You're the sheep. Everybody here's a sheep but me.
Vegeta: Frieza... This time I won't let any one get in the way of me crushing the life out of you!
Frieza: Oh, really? I believe you're mistaken. You're the one that will be crushed.
Vegeta: Hmph. I see you're all talk as usual.
Frieza: Ha, I believe it is you who's all talk.
Frieza: Oh, really? I believe you're mistaken. You're the one that will be crushed.
Vegeta: Hmph. I see you're all talk as usual.
Frieza: Ha, I believe it is you who's all talk.
Zhang Jiao: You are but a living corpse who has chosen to watch the world go by. You have no need for this book. Let me pass! There is a new world that I have sworn to create!
(Zhang Jiao launches a fireball from his staff, only for Zuo Ci to block it with his talismans)
Zuo Ci: There is a purpose to my observation. Hence I am here.
(Zuo Ci disables Zhang Jiao's fireball with his talismans)
Zuo Ci: It is you who have no need for the book. It gives birth to overwhelming ambition. I cannot allow that to happen.
(Zhang Jiao launches a fireball from his staff, only for Zuo Ci to block it with his talismans)
Zuo Ci: There is a purpose to my observation. Hence I am here.
(Zuo Ci disables Zhang Jiao's fireball with his talismans)
Zuo Ci: It is you who have no need for the book. It gives birth to overwhelming ambition. I cannot allow that to happen.
— Dynasty Warriors 5, "Struggle for the Book"
Okita Souji: Ah, go ahead and fire that underhanded Nobu, but please continue to support Okita-san!
Oda Nobunaga: (initiates brawl with Okita) Underhanded!? You Miburos are underhanded!!
Oda Nobunaga: (initiates brawl with Okita) Underhanded!? You Miburos are underhanded!!
Dimitri: Must you continue to conquer? Continue to kill?
Edelgard: Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation?
Edelgard: Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation?
Kyle: I need a place with culture, not constantly surrounded by moosheep and hay— I want more music and art.
Malt: Hmm... You're so weird.
Kyle: Pft, YOU'RE weird!
Malt: Hmm... You're so weird.
Kyle: Pft, YOU'RE weird!
Diego Mendez: ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on Your Mom!)
Jerry Martinez: ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)
Diego: ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)
Jerry: You first.
Jerry Martinez: ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)
Diego: ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)
Jerry: You first.
— Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, "Last Stand"
Chai: Just drop it, Kale. We're coming after you.
Kale: Actually, it's funny because, see, I'm coming after YOU. Literally.
Kale: Actually, it's funny because, see, I'm coming after YOU. Literally.
Robin: I'm no Jason Todd.
Joker: He's pathetic. You're contemptible.
Robin: And you're both.
Joker: He's pathetic. You're contemptible.
Robin: And you're both.
Black Manta: I will pay any price for vengeance.
Superman: Careful what you wish for.
Black Manta: No, alien. You should be careful.
Superman: Careful what you wish for.
Black Manta: No, alien. You should be careful.
Darkseid: You cannot know the pain I will bring you.
Captain Cold: Right back at ya.
Darkseid: We will harvest your blood for coolant.
Captain Cold: Right back at ya.
Darkseid: We will harvest your blood for coolant.
Blue Beetle 1: That suit's a knockoff.
Blue Beetle 2: Your head's a knockoff.
Blue Beetle 1: Huh. Thought I was funnier...
Blue Beetle 2: Your head's a knockoff.
Blue Beetle 1: Huh. Thought I was funnier...
Darkseid 1: I command you to die.
Darkseid 2: You will die for such insolence.
Darkseid 1: An oath you will not keep.
Darkseid 2: You will die for such insolence.
Darkseid 1: An oath you will not keep.
Aquaman: You're in over your head.
Batman: It's the other way around.
Aquaman: This trident says otherwise.
Batman: It's the other way around.
Aquaman: This trident says otherwise.
Superman: You don't belong here.
Aquaman: My trident says otherwise.
Superman: Is that so?
Aquaman: My trident says otherwise.
Superman: Is that so?
Wonder Woman: We'll start with a warm-up.
Cyborg: Surprised you need one, Diana.
Wonder Woman: The warm-up was for you.
Cyborg: Surprised you need one, Diana.
Wonder Woman: The warm-up was for you.
Black Adam: Go terrorize your own Earth!
Power Girl: You're the only terror here, Adam.
Black Adam: Are you incapable of respect?
Power Girl: You're the only terror here, Adam.
Black Adam: Are you incapable of respect?
Supergirl: I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Swamp Thing: Then you should stand down.
Supergirl: You first, big guy.
Swamp Thing: Then you should stand down.
Supergirl: You first, big guy.
Darkseid: Pity you will die.
Blue Beetle: You first, big guy.
Blue Beetle: You first, big guy.
Scarecrow: Strong man wanna cry?
Bane: You were crying tears of blood.
Bane: You were crying tears of blood.
Doctor Fate: Fear my wrath!
Scarecrow: Fear mine!
Scarecrow: Fear mine!
Raiden: You should fear a god's wrath!
Scarecrow: Fear mine!
Scarecrow: Fear mine!
Atrocitus: Burn, fearmonger!
Scarecrow: Burn yourself out!
Scarecrow: Burn yourself out!
Joker: Your pick: Dynamite or crowbar?
Brainiac: You will die by other means!
Brainiac: You will die by other means!
Green Lantern 1: Take off the ring, Hal!
Green Lantern 2: Take yours off first!
Green Lantern 2: Take yours off first!
Cheetah: Is that fear I smell?
Scarecrow: Your own, perhaps.
Scarecrow: Your own, perhaps.
Green Lantern: Am I making you look bad?
Green Arrow: It's the other way around, Hal.
Green Arrow: It's the other way around, Hal.
Iori Yagami: I'll reduce you to ash; Bloodstained ash, that is!
Kyo Kusanagi: You're the one who'll be burned out!
Kyo Kusanagi: You're the one who'll be burned out!
— The King of Fighters Maximum Impact 2
Zero: You can't resist me. I'll beat you all like a drum. Then your energy will be sent to Zero Cannon.
[…]
Kim Kaphwan: You impudent wretch!! I'll beat you like a drum and stop the Zero Cannon!
Zero: Crush me? Stop the cannon? Give it a shot. If you dare!!!
[…]
Kim Kaphwan: You impudent wretch!! I'll beat you like a drum and stop the Zero Cannon!
Zero: Crush me? Stop the cannon? Give it a shot. If you dare!!!
— The King of Fighters 2000, Korea Team playthrough
Blue: This river's gonna turn red with your blood!
Guy: How interesting... but it's going to be your blood, not mine!
Guy: How interesting... but it's going to be your blood, not mine!
Byrne: His resurrection will soon be complete... And I can't let you cause any more harm.
Zelda: Hey, that's what we were going to say! Well... Maybe WE won't let YOU cause any more harm!
Zelda: Hey, that's what we were going to say! Well... Maybe WE won't let YOU cause any more harm!
Dark Bowser: Still here? Has the dark power not yet crushed your puny hopes? Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!
Bowser: GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!
Bowser: GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!
Kung Jin 1: Doppelgänger?
Kung Jin 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Kung Jin 1: 12 years old, apparently.
Kung Jin 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Kung Jin 1: 12 years old, apparently.
Raiden: I can save your soul.
Mileena: It is you who will need saving, Thunder God.
Raiden: Accept my mercy, or face my wrath.
Mileena: It is you who will need saving, Thunder God.
Raiden: Accept my mercy, or face my wrath.
D'Vorah: This One is displeased by your presence.
Mileena: Then you'll be happy I'm ending your life.
D'Vorah: It is you who dies today, Mileena.
Mileena: Then you'll be happy I'm ending your life.
D'Vorah: It is you who dies today, Mileena.
Mileena: The scheming gnat returns.
D'Vorah: To again end your life, you disgusting clone.
Mileena: It is you who will be kissed by death, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: To again end your life, you disgusting clone.
Mileena: It is you who will be kissed by death, D'Vorah.
Sindel: Your sulfur stench is putrid.
Spawn: I've seen alley trash worth more than you.
Sindel: For that, I'll have your head!
Spawn: I've seen alley trash worth more than you.
Sindel: For that, I'll have your head!
Frost: What do you see when you look at me?
Jacqui Briggs: A cheap, second-gen knockoff.
Frost: I said look at me, not you.
Jacqui Briggs: A cheap, second-gen knockoff.
Frost: I said look at me, not you.
Genjuro Kibagami: Silly wench. Why do you pursue him. He's but my prey.
Shiki: That man is all I desire...
Genjuro: You heed me not. Then die!
Shiki: You're nothing but a nuisance. You die!
Shiki: That man is all I desire...
Genjuro: You heed me not. Then die!
Shiki: You're nothing but a nuisance. You die!
Sonic: I've found you, faker!
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
Tira: This is completely absurd! How do you manage to even exist?
(Tira jumps into the raft)
Tira: I'm annoyed. I'm going to make you disappear forever!
Siegfried: You're the one...that should disappear forever.
(Tira jumps into the raft)
Tira: I'm annoyed. I'm going to make you disappear forever!
Siegfried: You're the one...that should disappear forever.
— Soulcalibur III, Siegfried's Tales of Souls
Kingpin: You are everything that's wrong with this city!
Spider-Man: Huh. I was gonna say the same to you.
Spider-Man: Huh. I was gonna say the same to you.
Marina: Guac is more expensive because it's good. It's the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.
Pearl: Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.
Marina: (facepalms) OK.
Pearl: Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.
Marina: (facepalms) OK.
Rick Taylor: Yeah? Well, fuck you!
Doctor West: No, Rick! Fuck you!
Doctor West: No, Rick! Fuck you!
Craig Marduk: You're going up against the Mishima Zaibatsu? With this cute little gang? Hah! What a joke!
Miguel Caballero Rojo: You shut up. This is none of your business.
Marduk: Give up before you get hurt, man.
Miguel: Right back at you!
Miguel Caballero Rojo: You shut up. This is none of your business.
Marduk: Give up before you get hurt, man.
Miguel: Right back at you!
— Tekken 6
Kazuya: I didn't think you'd stay dead long.
Akuma: I will not rest until your demise.
Kazuya: (transforms into Devil) You are the one who will die.
Akuma: I will not rest until your demise.
Kazuya: (transforms into Devil) You are the one who will die.
— Tekken 7
"This essay is supposed to be describing me, not you."
— Mettaton, if the player insults him during the essay prompt, Undertale
Audrey: You really thought you could sing some song and solve everything? How about you leave it to the real heroes?
The Bard: How about YOU leave the... shutting up! To... YOU!!!
The Bard: How about YOU leave the... shutting up! To... YOU!!!
Jun Kitami: This is Kimura. He's got an attitude, but he knows his turbines.
Kimura: It's you with the attitude, Kitami. Don't try to deny it.
Kimura: It's you with the attitude, Kitami. Don't try to deny it.
— Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune
Visual Novels
Player: You're a monster.
Ren: I... STRADE was a monster! LAWRENCE was a monster! All I wanted was for someone to love me! I was lonely... and I chose you. But you're an ungrateful, unloving... Y-you... YOU'RE the monster!
Ren: I... STRADE was a monster! LAWRENCE was a monster! All I wanted was for someone to love me! I was lonely... and I chose you. But you're an ungrateful, unloving... Y-you... YOU'RE the monster!
— Boyfriend To Death 2: Fresh Blood, provided that Ren's love value is below 70.
Web Animation
Tom: Argh, this rain is so annoying.
Edd: You're so annoying.
Tom: Yeah, well, I hope it ends soon.
Edd: I hope you end soon.
Tom: Argh, I'm getting soaked.
Edd: You're getting soaked. [Beat] And you're ugly as well.
Tom: As ever Edd, your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.
Edd: You're so annoying.
Tom: Yeah, well, I hope it ends soon.
Edd: I hope you end soon.
Tom: Argh, I'm getting soaked.
Edd: You're getting soaked. [Beat] And you're ugly as well.
Tom: As ever Edd, your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.
Almighty Tallest Purple: TAKE THAT BACK!
Almighty Tallest Red: NO! I'm so sick of this!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Well, I'm sick of you!
Almighty Tallest Red: NO! I'm so sick of this!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Well, I'm sick of you!
— Invader Zim: A Very Tall Problem, "A Very Small Problem"
Cameron: (laughs) I'm sorry, do you know who the fuck you're talking to?
Mackenzie: DO YOU KNOW THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO? I am Mackenzie Zales! Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time mothafuckin' model! So open the goddamn envelope, and give me the crown that is rightfully mine!
Mackenzie: DO YOU KNOW THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO? I am Mackenzie Zales! Head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time mothafuckin' model! So open the goddamn envelope, and give me the crown that is rightfully mine!
— The Most Popular Girls in School, "Prom, Part 2"
Brittnay: Can you guys stop fucking yelling?!
Matthew: You're the one who's fucking yelling!
Brittnay: This is how I talk!
Than: She is right, that-that is her inside voice.
Matthew: You're the one who's fucking yelling!
Brittnay: This is how I talk!
Than: She is right, that-that is her inside voice.
— The Most Popular Girls in School, "The Morning After"
Emperor Henry IV: Hey! Guess what, sucker. You're deposed!
Pope Gregory VII: Awww... Wait a minute! I am the pope! You can't depose me, you're deposed!
Emperor: Awww... Wait a minute! I am the emperor! You can't depose me, you're deposed!
Pope: Awww... Wait a minute!
Narrator: Eventually the German princes took advantage of the situation...
Pope Gregory VII: Awww... Wait a minute! I am the pope! You can't depose me, you're deposed!
Emperor: Awww... Wait a minute! I am the emperor! You can't depose me, you're deposed!
Pope: Awww... Wait a minute!
Narrator: Eventually the German princes took advantage of the situation...
Margaret: You are being rude to me, Barbara.
Barbie: No, mother, you're being rude to me!
Barbie: No, mother, you're being rude to me!
— Sam & Mickey, "Barbie's Mother"
"Dear strong bad,
Can you please write a book about
come-back jokes!"
Strong Bad: More like, you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD! [scrolls to next e-mail]
Can you please write a book about
come-back jokes!"
Strong Bad: More like, you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD! [scrolls to next e-mail]
Web Video
Deithard: Oh, it's you two idiots. What do you want?
Jeremiah: You're the idiot. (thinking) I am so good at comebacks.
Jeremiah: You're the idiot. (thinking) I am so good at comebacks.
"And Japan says 'can you maybe chill?' And Russia says 'How About Maybe You Chill?'"
[Hol Horse aggravates Polnareff by imitating him]
Hol Horse: Heh heh, so easy. Come on, Mr. Polpolu~n.
Polnareff: No ur Mr. Holholu~n!
Hol Horse: Heh heh, so easy. Come on, Mr. Polpolu~n.
Polnareff: No ur Mr. Holholu~n!
Webcomics
"No, O'Reilly, you're the accident, from the day your daddy's rubber snapped to the day you killed a member of your own squadron!"
— Genevieve "Pronto" Tora, Angels 2200
Kirk: Can't we just maroon [Ensign Sue] on an ice planet or something?
Spock: I believe Starfleet would frown upon the willful abandonment of one of our crew.
Kirk: Didn't stop you from doing it to me that one time.
Spock: As I recall, you were a stowaway during that incident, Captain, and you were impeding my command. I was simply following the "Jim was Being a Colossal Jerk" protocol.
Kirk: Huh...never heard of... You're a jerk!
Spock: I believe Starfleet would frown upon the willful abandonment of one of our crew.
Kirk: Didn't stop you from doing it to me that one time.
Spock: As I recall, you were a stowaway during that incident, Captain, and you were impeding my command. I was simply following the "Jim was Being a Colossal Jerk" protocol.
Kirk: Huh...never heard of... You're a jerk!
Western Animation
Sheen: I object!
Principal Willoughby: You're out of order!
Sheen: No, you're out of order! This court's out of order! THE SODA MACHINE IN THE GYM IS OUT OF ORDER!
Principal Willoughby: You're out of order!
Sheen: No, you're out of order! This court's out of order! THE SODA MACHINE IN THE GYM IS OUT OF ORDER!
— The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, "The Science Fair Affair"
Mai: I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.
Azula: (becomes enraged) No, you miscalculated! You should have feared me more!
Azula: (becomes enraged) No, you miscalculated! You should have feared me more!
— Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Boiling Rock, Part 2"
Mr. Grigorian: Trash for the trash woman!
Gramma: The only trash I see around here is you, Grigorian!
Mr. Grigorian: I don't like you, angry woman!
Gramma: I don't like you!
Mr. Grigorian: I don't like you!
Gramma: Well, I don't like you!
Mr. Grigorian: I don't like YOU!
Gramma: The only trash I see around here is you, Grigorian!
Mr. Grigorian: I don't like you, angry woman!
Gramma: I don't like you!
Mr. Grigorian: I don't like you!
Gramma: Well, I don't like you!
Mr. Grigorian: I don't like YOU!
— Big City Greens, "Forbidden Feline"
Narrator: And THAT is how Toot became a one-dimensional fat joke.
Woman: (off-screen) Your face is a fat joke!
Narrator: Nooo, yooours is.
Woman: (off-screen) Your face is a fat joke!
Narrator: Nooo, yooours is.
— Drawn Together, "Drawn Together Babies"
Dewey: Hey, Beardo! You stink!
Zeus: No! You do!
Zeus: No! You do!
— DuckTales (2017), "The Golden Spear!"
Jonny: (grabbing the heads of Plank's parents) Ed! Is this your idea of showing them a good time?
Ed: (in tears) It wasn't me, Jonny, honest! Eddy did it.
Eddy: Yep. I showed 'em the time of their life, Jonny boy. And it wasn't cheap. I'll just total up your bill. Cha-ching! (pulls a lever on the cash register and the receipt begins to roll out) How do you wanna pay for this, Jonny? Cash, or cash?
Edd: (disgusted as miles of paper roll out) Eddy.
Jonny: You're the one who'll be paying, smartypants! Plank knows people!
Ed: (in tears) It wasn't me, Jonny, honest! Eddy did it.
Eddy: Yep. I showed 'em the time of their life, Jonny boy. And it wasn't cheap. I'll just total up your bill. Cha-ching! (pulls a lever on the cash register and the receipt begins to roll out) How do you wanna pay for this, Jonny? Cash, or cash?
Edd: (disgusted as miles of paper roll out) Eddy.
Jonny: You're the one who'll be paying, smartypants! Plank knows people!
Grim: This video is the biggest load of hoo-ha I've ever seen. Why do you insist we watch this stupid thing?
Billy: Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! YOU'RE STUPID!
Billy: Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! YOU'RE STUPID!
Narrator: What happens when an idiot meets his echo?
Johnny: I'm pretty.
Johnny's echo: I'm pretty.
(Johnny looks puzzled)
Johnny: I'm prettier!
Johnny's echo: I'm prettier!
Johnny: No, I'm prettier!
Johnny's echo: No, I'm prettier!
(Johnny starts jumping and flailing)
Johnny: I AM!
Johnny's echo: I AM!
Johnny: You're dumb!
Johnny's echo: You're dumb!
Johnny: I know you are, but what am I?
Johnny's echo: I know you are, but what am I?
Johnny: Oh...he's good.
Johnny: I'm pretty.
Johnny's echo: I'm pretty.
(Johnny looks puzzled)
Johnny: I'm prettier!
Johnny's echo: I'm prettier!
Johnny: No, I'm prettier!
Johnny's echo: No, I'm prettier!
(Johnny starts jumping and flailing)
Johnny: I AM!
Johnny's echo: I AM!
Johnny: You're dumb!
Johnny's echo: You're dumb!
Johnny: I know you are, but what am I?
Johnny's echo: I know you are, but what am I?
Johnny: Oh...he's good.
Johnny's Mouth: Okay, that's it, you're going down.
Johnny's Brutal Honesty Mouth: No, the truth is, you're going down.
Johnny's Brutal Honesty Mouth: No, the truth is, you're going down.
— Johnny Test, "Johnny Two Face"
Mako: I told you dating a teammate was a bad idea.
Bolin: YOU'RE A BAD IDEA.
Bolin: YOU'RE A BAD IDEA.
Protestor: Benders like this girl only use their power to oppress us!
Korra: What? I'm not oppressing anyone! You're—You're oppressing yourselves!
Protestor: That didn't even make sense!
Korra: What? I'm not oppressing anyone! You're—You're oppressing yourselves!
Protestor: That didn't even make sense!
Coven Guard: Blasphemy!
Raine: Blasphem-you!
Raine: Blasphem-you!
— The Owl House, "Eda's Requiem"
"'You have exceeded your log-in attempts'? No, YOU'VE exceeded YOUR log-in attempts!! PHINEAS!!!"
— Candace Flynn, Phineas and Ferb, "Fireside Girl Jamboree"
Major Monogram: We don't have time for an emotionally-scarring backstory.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, maybe I should give you an emotionally-scarring frontstory!
M.M.: Okay, that doesn't even make any sense.
Doofenshmirtz: It doesn't have to; I got a monster truck! WOO-HOO!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, maybe I should give you an emotionally-scarring frontstory!
M.M.: Okay, that doesn't even make any sense.
Doofenshmirtz: It doesn't have to; I got a monster truck! WOO-HOO!
Percy: Ralph, you are really rotten!
Ralph: No, I'll tell you what's really rotten: your xylophone playing! In fact, they [mom and dad] think it's the only thing worse than Sarah's singing!
Ralph: No, I'll tell you what's really rotten: your xylophone playing! In fact, they [mom and dad] think it's the only thing worse than Sarah's singing!
— Rotten Ralph, "The Whole Rotten Truth"
Howard: Betty a thief?! That's an absurd proposition!
Stu: You're an absurd proposition!!
Stu: You're an absurd proposition!!
— Rugrats, "Family Feud"
"No Yu? The Chinese clown?"
— Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons
Peridot: That's so dumb, you should be a clod.
Lapis Lazuli: Oh, so now I'm a clod? I think you're the clod.
Lapis Lazuli: Oh, so now I'm a clod? I think you're the clod.
Steven: What have you done with Connie?!
Blue Diamond: What have I done?! What have you done!? You're the one that wanted to keep those organics from the Kyanite colony! I'm just the fool that let you.
Blue Diamond: What have I done?! What have you done!? You're the one that wanted to keep those organics from the Kyanite colony! I'm just the fool that let you.
Donatello: BOOYAKASHA!!!
Michelangelo: Eh, sounds weird when he says it.
Raphael: Sounds weird when you say it.
Michelangelo: Eh, sounds weird when he says it.
Raphael: Sounds weird when you say it.
— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), "Metalhead"
Lisa: Bart, that's tomorrow nights dinner!
Bart: You're tomorrow nights dinner.
Lisa: MOOOM, Bart took what I said and made it into an insult!
Bart: You're tomorrow nights dinner.
Lisa: MOOOM, Bart took what I said and made it into an insult!
— The Simpsons, "Marge Simpson in: 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'"
Homer: Your whole life you never said one nice thing to me!
Grampa: That's 'cause you're a screw-up!
Homer: You're the screw-up!
Grampa: Why, you little... (strangles Homer)
Grampa: That's 'cause you're a screw-up!
Homer: You're the screw-up!
Grampa: Why, you little... (strangles Homer)
Cal: No, no, no, game show lady! I claim a foul!
Vavoom: Well, the only thing foul around here is you, you big cheapskate!
Vavoom: Well, the only thing foul around here is you, you big cheapskate!
— Tom & Jerry Kids, "Catch That Mouse"
