Video Games
Oghren: Say, could I ask you a favor?
The Warden: Why not? Everyone else does.
The Warden: Why not? Everyone else does.
Mike Toreno: I got some guys out in the field need some equipment. If they don't get it, they'll be dead by nightfall.
Carl "C.J." Johnson: Then take it to them.
Toreno: Me take it to them?
C.J.: Yeah, why not?
Toreno: I got five guys watching me all the time. Two in that hill. One over there and two by satellite. If I go my guys and I will be dead. I don't have a death wish. I'm a man of peace, son.
C.J.: Yeah, clearly.
Carl "C.J." Johnson: Then take it to them.
Toreno: Me take it to them?
C.J.: Yeah, why not?
Toreno: I got five guys watching me all the time. Two in that hill. One over there and two by satellite. If I go my guys and I will be dead. I don't have a death wish. I'm a man of peace, son.
C.J.: Yeah, clearly.
"I just need someone to get these drinks handed out."
"You may be thinking 'Toot, why don't you just do it yourself?'"
"Great question."
"Now grab these mugs and start handing them out to the townsfolk!"
"You may be thinking 'Toot, why don't you just do it yourself?'"
"Great question."
"Now grab these mugs and start handing them out to the townsfolk!"
—Toot, Buddy Simulator 1984
Web Animation
Field Team Leader: Hunters, you did it! Shara Ishvalda will never make another mixtape again, thanks to you!
Bill: Why didn't any of you help us?
Bill: Why didn't any of you help us?
Web Original
Truth be told, I am not a particularly bad dude. If ninja rescue is in order, I am not your guy. But playing Bad Dudes has largely hammered this fact home — I am a spectacularly non-bad dude.
One of the game's playable characters is Private James Ramirez...According to the Call of Duty Wiki, Sergeant Foley gives a total of 56 scripted orders to Ramirez during the game.
—KnowYourMeme
Web Video
"This series is getting kinda far-fetched. I think people in the future just want to screw with these two California dudes by telling them 'the fate of the world depends on them' doing something embarassing. Maybe that's why Rufus doesn't help them at all. You know, Rufus, maybe it would be easier if you just bought them an amp yourself."
—Brad Jones on Bill & Ted: The Live Action Series
Yahtzee: Oh, yes. This is the mission from the original where the reactor's gonna blow, and the only solution anyone can come up with is to put an ad in the Job Center and hope someone takes care of it.
Gabriel: "WANTED: Someone to take care of this reactor crisis."
Gabriel: "WANTED: Someone to take care of this reactor crisis."
— Let's Play of Flashback (2012)
