Quotes / Horny Bard

Redwen: You've got spunk, [Angela]. I like you.

Spoony: Me too! I roll to seduce!

The Forever DM: Dude, no. She's not an NPC.

Spoony: So?

[Angela and other Tieflings proceed to beat him up]

Spoony: ...More <3

The Forever DM: I guess I'll just let this play out.

Dungeons & Doodles: Tales from the Tables, Episode 2: I roll to seduce!

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