Jason: Be honest. When hormones hit, my brain's gonna turn to mush, isn't it?
Roger: I wish I had good news for you, son...
Roger: I wish I had good news for you, son...
Rias: Don't think I don't know you're having disgusting, sexually charged thoughts about me right now!
Issei: Look, I can't help it. I'm a teenager. If I get within ten feet of a hot girl, I start thinking about what she looks like naked.
Issei: Look, I can't help it. I'm a teenager. If I get within ten feet of a hot girl, I start thinking about what she looks like naked.
Sora: I'm a healthy young man, you know! I've got sexual needs, and sexual needs, and sexual needs, AND EVEN SEXUAL NEEDS!!
Shiro: You just repeated that four times.
Shiro: You just repeated that four times.
"I managed to hold out for the first twenty minutes. But between all the kissing and the 'I love you's, there's no way my brakes could hold! That's right, it was totally unavoidable. I'm a teenage boy after all! Just holding hands is enough to turn me on!"
— Shirogane, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War
"I know there's more to life then women
I just can't figure out what else there is
I don't need it every night, every morning'd be just fine
A little sex, that's all I'm asking for!"
I just can't figure out what else there is
I don't need it every night, every morning'd be just fine
A little sex, that's all I'm asking for!"
— George Noon, Cannibal! The Musical
"Father’s question as to whether or not I was thinking about getting rid of my virginity upset me because I had been thinking about nothing else for weeks. Months, maybe."
— Maureen Johnson, To Sail Beyond the Sunset
Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs—sex especially. When they are growing up they are nerve ends all over, and resent (quite properly) any invasions of their privacy. Oh sure, they’ll make mistakes—but that’s their business, not yours. (You made your own mistakes, did you not?)
— Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
"Why do boys wanna see boobs so badly? I don't get it."
— Seiko Toda, Ah... and Mm... Are All She Says
[Pacifica]'s tired. She's tired and going through a lot, lot of stuff right now and Dipper needs to not be weird about the fact she's in his room and on his bed. She's reaching out, and he respects that. It doesn't matter that she's really, really pretty or that she's, you know, growing up in the way that girls grow up and maybe doing it a little sooner than some other girls, and he needs to not think about the fact that both times she hugged him he could feel them (or that even at the party there was a small, stupid, traitorous portion of his brain working frantically away trying to figure out how to get a second impromptu hug so he could feel them again), and now they are bundled up in her coat and if she wasn't sleeping in her coat then what would she be sleeping in on his bed, and... and...
He needs help.
He needs help.
