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BARBARY VIKINGS wear horned HELMETS and fur CLOAKS; otherwise you could mistake them for NORTHERN BARBARIANS. They swagger hugely, quarrel hugely, and boast hugely. The thing they like best is killing people, particularly lots at once. If a Barbary Viking goes berserk, he will kill even more freely. Stand clear if one does.
All of them are excellent seamen. Their BOATS have square sails and lines of SHIELDS down the sides. Quite often, the Management employs them as PIRATES because they are so good at raping and looting and burning, but on some Tours they appear as allies of a rather willful kind, and will even take Tourists for a sail. At home, which is somewhere quite northerly, they have a KING, who is GOOD at to whom they are violently loyal, and their womenfolk, whom you scarcely see at all because they are all at home breeding warriors. Barbary Vikings are even maler than the ANGLO-SAXON COSSACKS.

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