"Gods, I bet my search history looks interesting... Torture, drugs, overdose, tentacles, sheep puns."
Coming to another world reminds me of something an Infinity Game Player said once: "These days, seems like everyone and their dog is getting sent to another world." Since this is such a common occurrence, I'd like to say something on behalf of all the people in my same predicament: IF WE'RE NOT COMING BACK, AT LEAST LET US WIPE OUR HARDDRIVES FIRST!
— Hakuto Kunai, Demon Lord, Retry!
Soos: This room is way creepy.
Mabel: Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history. Hey-o!
Mabel: Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history. Hey-o!
Dio: I reject my humanity, JoJo!
Jonathan: I've seen your browsing history. You rejected it a long time ago...
Man: Hey, can I use your phone?
SungWon: ...Why?
Man: I just gotta Google something real quick.
SungWon: Sure... [hands over phone]
SungWon's Inner Monologue: [tense music] Wait! What did I last Google? What the fuck did I last Google?! Did I Google symptoms for my itchy butthole?! Did I type... uh, I don't know, "dog dicks" for some reason?! [faint sound of dogs barking in background] Dog dicks? [barking grows louder] Dog dicks?! [barking grows even louder] DOG DICKS?!
Man: [as music and barking abruptly cut out] Thanks. Here you go. [hands phone back]
SungWon: YEP, SURE, NO PROBLEM!
Man: I just wanted to Google "dog dicks" real quick.
SungWon: ...Why?
Man: I just gotta Google something real quick.
SungWon: Sure... [hands over phone]
SungWon's Inner Monologue: [tense music] Wait! What did I last Google? What the fuck did I last Google?! Did I Google symptoms for my itchy butthole?! Did I type... uh, I don't know, "dog dicks" for some reason?! [faint sound of dogs barking in background] Dog dicks? [barking grows louder] Dog dicks?! [barking grows even louder] DOG DICKS?!
Man: [as music and barking abruptly cut out] Thanks. Here you go. [hands phone back]
SungWon: YEP, SURE, NO PROBLEM!
Man: I just wanted to Google "dog dicks" real quick.
"Shit! If they find out my search history, I'm done for!"
Osgood: You're talking nonsense to distract me from being really scared. It's one of your known character traits.
The Doctor: Don't look at my browser history.
Osgood: Whoa...
The Doctor: Yeah, I said "don't".
The Doctor: Don't look at my browser history.
Osgood: Whoa...
The Doctor: Yeah, I said "don't".
Lori: Wait... you check EVERYONE'S browsing history?!
Luan: You couldn't...There are so many disgraceful things I've looked up!
BOB'S INTERNET HISTORY SEARCH
Rules: Survive Bob's internet history
[Smash Cut to everyone laying dead around Bob's computer except Mario, who is staring shocked at the screen]
Bob: What?
Mario: If that's not illegal, it certainly should be.
Rules: Survive Bob's internet history
[Smash Cut to everyone laying dead around Bob's computer except Mario, who is staring shocked at the screen]
Bob: What?
Mario: If that's not illegal, it certainly should be.
— SMG4, "The Meme Games 2022"
Whimpu: Sure I can upgrade you no problem, let me just see your phone. [Luigi hands him his phone] Oh, sometimes unexpected low data has to do with your search history, so let me just... [He taps to see Luigi's search history]
[Whimpu's face slowly transitions from a calm smile to a look of shock and horror]
Luigi: So what's the damage?
Whimpu: The FBI should be knocking on this door any minute now.
[An FBI truck suddenly drives through the wall and crushes Whimpu]
[Whimpu's face slowly transitions from a calm smile to a look of shock and horror]
Luigi: So what's the damage?
Whimpu: The FBI should be knocking on this door any minute now.
[An FBI truck suddenly drives through the wall and crushes Whimpu]
