Fiction
Kana: (Staring) Middle school, huh...?
Yamada: (Oblivious) Yup!
Kyōtarō: Knock it off!
Yamada: (Oblivious) Yup!
Kyōtarō: Knock it off!
— The Dangers in My Heart, Chapter 55/ Episode 12
Battler: ... What would you do if I said I liked flat-chested lolis with long, black hair? That wouldn't match you at all, right?
Beatrice: Lies, you breast sommelier! Blonde and bouncy is best, right? Am I not truly the embodiment of your ideal, *cackle*cackle*!"
Beatrice: Lies, you breast sommelier! Blonde and bouncy is best, right? Am I not truly the embodiment of your ideal, *cackle*cackle*!"
— Umineko: When They Cry (game), Episode 4
Hamamoto: You only like her because she has boobs!
Aoyama: Yes, but the way I like her is separate from that.
Hamamoto: But you still like boobs!
Aoyama: Yes. Large ones.
Aoyama: Yes, but the way I like her is separate from that.
Hamamoto: But you still like boobs!
Aoyama: Yes. Large ones.
Dave: (looks at Penny's bras, which Jane and Alex froze as a prank) By the way, congrats on those. You got them thangs.
Penny: Aaawww!
Penny: Aaawww!
Dolly Parton: I'm your biggest fan! Whaddaya say about that?
Brain: I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.
Brain: I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.
"I'm sitting like this because I'm trying to get your attention. I just bought these breasts. I need a lot of attention."
— Supernatural, "You Can't Handle The Truth"
Hay Lin: [Looking at her transformed state's new wings] Look at what we got behind us!
Cornelia: [Looking down at her chest] Look at what we got in front of us!
Cornelia: [Looking down at her chest] Look at what we got in front of us!
— W.I.T.C.H., It Begins
Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
— Seinfeld, "The Implant"
Frank: You know about the, uh, cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: Yeah. I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, the B, the C, the D. That's the biggest.
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
George: Yeah. I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, the B, the C, the D. That's the biggest.
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
— Seinfeld, "The Sniffing Accountant"
Kaoru: [Looking at her husband's magazines] In the end, men only think about boobs!
— I Can't Understand What My Husband Is Saying, "How I Got Into Hobbies I Don't Understand"
Dana: It's a three-millenium truth that when it comes to a woman's breasts, bigger is better.
Also in attendance was a representative of Kusagakure's Jounin Council, but she was every bit as forgettably generic as Karin's teammates, except for a reasonably generous pair of... "eyes". And even that would only make her interesting to people who were interested in women in low-cut fishnet that showed off their very large, round, perky... "eyes".
So Hiruzen and Rasa, both heterosexual widowers who had each been single for over a decade, were naturally very interested in what she had to say... in the sense that neither one of them actually heard a single word out of her mouth.
She really did have very nice... "eyes".
So Hiruzen and Rasa, both heterosexual widowers who had each been single for over a decade, were naturally very interested in what she had to say... in the sense that neither one of them actually heard a single word out of her mouth.
She really did have very nice... "eyes".
Takeru: (at Yan-Min) "I CAN'T HELP IT! THAT I LOVE WOMEN!! ESPECIALLY ONES WITH HUGE BREASTS!!"
—Maken-ki!, Takeru loudly declaring his love for big boobs in chapter 18
Meshiyori: (at Lisara) "A woman with small breasts is no woman. That's my personal belief."
Meshiyori: (points at Lisara's chest) "I can tell, from here, that yours are only seventy-"
Lisara: (gritting teeth) "If you finish that number.... I'll Kill You!"
—So, I Can't Play H!, episode 3
"Confucius say: Woman who wants big part in movie must have big parts."
— Ossie Ostrich, The Silence of the Hams
Candy: I got fired once. I just kept showing up until I made myself expandable.
Linda: You mean indispensable?
Candy: No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
Linda: You mean indispensable?
Candy: No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
— Lucifer
"What do you know about relationships, Busty of Borg? You strut around this ship, feigning ignorance over how your big tits are stunting the character growth of masturbating Starfleet ensigns—"
"I do not have 'tits'," Seven replied haughtily. "Borg maturation chambers make breast-feeding irrelevant. They are emergency shock absorbers in case the inertial dampeners fail. The high speed of a transwarp-powered cube means I need a very large pair of shock absorbers indeed."
"I do not have 'tits'," Seven replied haughtily. "Borg maturation chambers make breast-feeding irrelevant. They are emergency shock absorbers in case the inertial dampeners fail. The high speed of a transwarp-powered cube means I need a very large pair of shock absorbers indeed."
Eve herself is hardly described beyond having large breasts and a shapely butt. This description also applies to every other woman in the book. I don’t even know what color Eve’s hair is supposed to be, but I know that she—and every other woman in the book—has large nipples.
— Schlock Value
review of The Lady from L.U.S.T.
review of The Lady from L.U.S.T.Sonic: (pretending to hold balls near his chest) And the best thing is that she has huge brea...
Silver: SHUT UP!!!
— Page 5 of The Appointment of Silver and Whisper, a Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW) fancomic, noting the Self-Fanservice-laden Whisper
The Appointment of Silver and Whisper, a Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW) fancomic, noting the Self-Fanservice-laden WhisperVeil: [looking at Dakhnah] Those aren't real, are they? She pads, right?
Adolin: [shakes head]
Veil: Seriously? Stormfather. To get mine that big I'd have to eat six chulls. How do they feel?
Adolin: You're making assumptions.
Veil: Come on.
Adolin: This is not a topic for gentlemen to discuss.
Adolin: [shakes head]
Veil: Seriously? Stormfather. To get mine that big I'd have to eat six chulls. How do they feel?
Adolin: You're making assumptions.
Veil: Come on.
Adolin: This is not a topic for gentlemen to discuss.
— Rhythm of War (fourth book of The Stormlight Archive)
Jill: I don't trust you. You could fit a bottle between those tits of yours, and nobody would ever know.
"A true ocean goddess, must fill out her bodice, to create an alluring display."
— The Other Miss Spink, Coraline
Babs: Good morning, Dr. Soaper. Are we all loaded?
Jim: Not 'alf!
"Well, I mean, look at 'em. Like... two bald-headed convicts tryin' 'o burst out of jail."
— Fred Moore, Carry On at Your Convenience
Pepe: She's very lovings. You are very lucky mans.
Stanley: You think so?
Pepe: Yes, yes. Zhe big hip, zhe small waist... and boom-boom!
"I mean, look around 'ere. Big tits, small tits, floppy tits. They haven't got what you have, you've got... enormous tits."
— Ian, Girls on Top, "Staying Alive"
"Oh darling, let me rest my mince pies. Phwoar, they are... great! Knockout!"
— Adrian, Carry On Loving
Evan: Yeah, I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? Making her tits smaller? That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
— Superbad
Sister Chesterton: What can I possibly have done?
Policeman: Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.
Sister Chesterton: Still, no harm done, eh?
Policeman: Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.
Sister Chesterton: You reckon...?
The waitress at the inn was obviously a Martian-American hybrid. The highly developed Martian chest expansion and the highly developed American breasts made a spectacular combination.
— The Quest for Saint Aquin by Anthony Boucher
Stella: [after Starfire wears her office shirt with a Navel-Deep Neckline] I swear, what is with you trying to release the hounds all the time?
Starfire: Hounds?
Stella: Kori, your boobs. They have a certain power here on our planet. They make men act stupid.
Starfire: How can I make men act smarter?
Stella: Just by covering them.
Starfire: The men or the boobs?
Starfire: Hounds?
Stella: Kori, your boobs. They have a certain power here on our planet. They make men act stupid.
Starfire: How can I make men act smarter?
Stella: Just by covering them.
Starfire: The men or the boobs?
Jack: I wonder if she can make a decent stew.
Stan: I don't know, but there's nuffin' wrong with 'er dumplin's.
Procuria: Now this one I can really recommend. She's called "Titta".
Lurcio: I'm not surprised. Well, don't point them at me, dear. They might go off.
The nicely-articulated blonde at the counter, bare-bosomed and tidy, said pleasantly, "Good morning, Mr. Quail".
—The Narrator on Shirley when Douglas Quail visits Rekal the first time during We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
Real Life
The poster depicted improbably buxom women, and I was in there in a flash.
Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face you can see the fear. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table. There may be other photos, but this is the picture...Many, many times I am given this photo to autograph it. And I never do. I don’t want to have anything to do with that. And also out of respect for Jayne Mansfield because she’s not with us anymore.
I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not? These things right here are worth $5 million!
And for those of you who are wondering, yes, this movie is pre-breast reduction.
I heard about this thing, and it's probably rubbish, that some girls h'actually gets their babbylongs reduced. Is that true? Ain't that selfish, though? Cause like, is one woman getting back ache but you is taking away thousands of men getting pleasure, innit?
— Ali G, Da Ali G Show
One of the witches possessing Lois is totally stoked about being in Erica Durance’s body, which, let’s face it, most people would be. And not only does she shout 'I’m gorgeous!', she also grabs her own rack and goes 'look at these!' It’s the most excited anyone on Smallville has ever been about anything.
I know that the whole world yells at her to put her ridiculous pillowlicious chi chis away once in awhile but this is taking it way too far. That 'ensemble' is tata jail. Illegal. FREE THE TATAS!!! And not only is it tata jail, it’s face/hair/shoes/body/all of it jail [...] All I know is that the next time someone shades her for always having Tha Girls on display, she should show them this picture and they will immediately retract their statement and fluff her boobs for her. Everybody wins.
