Anchorman is up there with Mean Girls as one of the most quotable movies of the 2000s.
- "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
- "LOOOOOOUD NOISES!"
- "I heard their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation."
- "I love lamp."
- "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
- "I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly."
- "YOU ARE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER." "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME, ON WHORE ISLAND?!"
- "Don't act like you're not impressed!"
- " 60% of the time, it works... every time."
- "Mmmm... that doesn't make sense."
- "WHAMMY!!!"
- "Hey. Where'd you get those clothes, at the... toilet... store?"
- "DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!"
- "I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!"
- "You stay classy, [insert person/place]."
- "Go fuck yourself, [insert person/place]" in the same pleasant tone.
- COMO ESTAN BITCHES!
- "Boy, that escalated quickly..."
- This one seems to be well on the way to becoming the standard response to sudden situational changes, in any context.
- "I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
- "I'm kind of a big deal."
- "My apartment smells of rich mahogany."
- "By the beard of Zeus!"
- "Milk was a bad choice!"
- "I could be wrong, but I believe 'diversity' is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
- "Mmm. San Diago. Drink it in. It always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "SAHN-dee AH-go," which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".
- "It's the most glorious rainbow!!!"
- "Do me on it!"
- "Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while?"
- In response to successful uses of Refuge in Audacity: "I'm not even mad... That's amazing."
- "I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION."
- Some people can't even flex nowadays without offering everyone in earshot "two tickets to the gun show."
- "Stop calling your arms guns!!!"
