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Let's Plays

Woolie VS Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2

• Woolie's inaugural series for his solo channel has an intro that already promises great things for the future.
  • For clarification, Woolie in an Akatsuki Robe puts on a Leaf Village headband and then Naruto Runs like a goober and jumps off a cliff dramatically only to land in a dumpster and then explode all set to Flow's GO!!!. Ladies and gentlemen, Woolie is back in.
• Episode 2 gives us just an idea of how far behind Woolie is on Naruto. He didn't know that Deidara was a dude before hearing him speak.
• In Episode 4, Woolie mercilessly bashes Tenten.
  Woolie (as Guy): Just let it sizzle, you four and a half ha ha! You know when I first formed team Guy I wrote down Tonton, yes as in the pig.
• Woolie's monologue about creative places to wear your FBI badge has to been seen to be believed, including ideas such as a character who wears his FBI badge as an eyepatch.
  And there's a big guy over there who's got a jacket on and a tie but no actual shirt - it's just his flesh - and he's got an FBI badge on his forehead and it's scratched out, 'cause he betrayed his past! Yo, we can get this done.
• Woolie's repeated callouts of the adults in the setting, and how they are all neglectful at best and abusive at worst, with special mention going to Jiraiya and the fourth's multiple missed opportunities to make Naruto's life happier.
• Chiyo gets zero respect from Woolie as he calls out her very predictable fate and quickly deduces she had a hand in Gaara's Sad Childhood(tm).
  Woolie (with palpable disdain): And just like that, the old woman character randomly introduced at the beginning of this arc... is now dead. To save a main character.
• Speaking of which, Woolie's version of Gaara reacting to being brought back has him pissed off that the world still won't let him get a wink of sleep.
• Chapter 6 opens with a single, yet fitting line:
  Woolie: We saved Princess Gaara.
• And ends with an equally minimalistic gem from Woolie as he reacts to Yamato's appearance in the plot:
  Woolie: Oh! Yeah, you... (cut to black) Who the fuck are you again??
• In episode 7, Woolie explains how the Freudian Excuse is so overused and always the same in Naruto, it's ridiculous. Then he goes off a bit talking about what if Kishimoto made a manga of Saddam Hussein.
• Chapter 9
  • Woolie invited his friend Reggie as support.
    Woolie: Give me your hand Reggie.
    Reggie: No.
  • Most of the comments when the episode went up were either expressing shock that Woolie didn't just ditch the LP or shouts of "BACK IN".
• Chapter 11:
  • Reggie expressing regrets over fedora having a bad reputation now, which has Woolie demanding he explains himself and conclude he should opt for a beret instead.
  • Their awestruck sounds as they see Kurenai in a robe.
• Chapter 34:
  • As the gang Let's Watches the episode where Naruto confronts Pain, Minh realizes this all-important finale is interrupted by not one, but TWO filler episodes of no consequence to the current plot. Their disbelief turns into disgust pretty quickly.
  Woolie: Wow, this show SUCKS. Oof!
  Reggie: This is why I don't support this industry.
  Minh: And it's a stupid filler episode that has no - it's a goofy episode, so just skip that.
  Woolie: Holy shit, FUCK this show!

Woolie VS NieR Automata

• After a year or two of being nagged into playing it, Woolie caught up to Nier in secret a few months and kept silent so the "Holy Shit!" Quotient is high when he uploads it on his channel.
• Part 1:
  • Liam warns him right away that, no pressure, but if he dies during the prologue he'll have to restart.
  • Woolie's reaction when the game changes between shmup styles.
• Part 2:
  • Woolie's reaction to ending T where he kills himself by removing the operating system chip.
  • Liam throwing barbs at Pat.
  Liam: Rotating saves is for people who lacks commitment.
• Part 8
  • Woolie meeting Jean-Paul.
  Jean-Paul: Well enough! Let us begin by discussing the concept of existentialism
  Woolie: You know what robot? Let's.
  9S: This is pointless.
  Woolie: Shut up Nines!
• Part 12:
  • Woolie is still shocked that A2 so casually down thrusted a child robot.
  Woolie: She helmsplitted an infant.
• Part 40:
  • The video opens with Woolie confused why people were yelling at him for stopping where he did last session or why he was told "welcome to the end of the prologue." Only to quickly start cackling once now, twenty hours into the game, the opening credits start.
  Woolie: (voice rising in pitch) Oh, you fucking crazy assholes! What are you doing?! Why would you do it this way?!

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: The 7th Stand User

• Upon reaching Tower of Grey, it is discovered that Volta has a particular hatred for the stand and its user, which Woolie is quick to turn into new lore by speculating it's because the user in question is elderly. Say hello to Volta "If they're geriatric, throw their corpses in the attic" Bass!
• Araki, meanwhile is speculated to have once had a really bad experience in India, because of its portrayal in the manga.
• During the detour for the submarine, Woolsuke and the others encounter a woman with the Stand 'promise', which is said to have the ability to force others to sign any contract. She describes it as useless in combat. Cue Woolie and Volta having a field day figuring out ways to kill people with it.
  • Further revelaitons about the stand's abilities lead to Woolie comparing it to a Death Note. Then Woolie and Volta question how come she's dying in a basement in spite of this.
• Jokes about Stroheim, the friendly-neighborhood nazi, return, along with the man himself.

Woolie VS Resident Evil 2 Remake

• Pat serves as the playthrough's lore expert, regaling Woolie with many stories of the series' stupidity and retcons. The best one being when Ada drops the canister of G-virus into a seemingly-bottomless pit.
  Pat: Alright, here's a fun one. Wesker just picked that up.
  Woolie (incredulous): he's down there right now?
  Pat: I'm dead serious.

Woolie VS Devil May Cry 5

• When looking at the recap, they take great amusement in the fact that Devil May Cry 2 got less screentime then the anime series.
• In Episode 11, Pat and Woolie had a conversation earlier on whether or not you could Max ACT off of Nero's air taunt, since you could pull off a normal Exceed from it, and Pat is so confident it's not possible he bets Woolie everything in his pockets if it does. Cue a short time later in Episode 20, when Woolie is trying it again and Crazy Talk triggers right as Pat is saying Woolie would "Be Smug if-", resulting in loud screaming and an excited Woolie demanding Pat empty his pockets.
  Woolie: Whatcha got in those pockets, son? Empty those pockets! Run it!
  (Pat grumbles to himself and starts pulling out the money while Woolie laughs)
  Woolie: Silent money, there we go.
  Pat: Fuck! It was simultaneously to me saying the word "smug". Fuck! "Crazy Talk" grows in strength on the daily. It's now empowering others.
• When Woolie and Pat are looking through Dante’s new abilities in episode 30, Woolie proceeds to have a mental breakdown trying to comprehend all of Dante’s new abilities, resulting in this gem when Pat is demonstrating Dr Faust, where Woolie fails to understand that the hat is a gun.
  Woolie: And- And -And he has no normal attack?
  Pat: With that?
  Woolie: Yeah.
  Pat: Yeah, that is the normal attack. It’s a gun, dude.
  Woolie: So what’s the gun button do?
  Pat: This.
  Woolie: What does the sword button do?
  Pat: … Nothing. It’s-
  Woolie: That’s what I’m asking.
  * beat*
  Pat: It’s a gun, man.
  Woolie: Oh. Oh, ok, ok ok.
  Pat: It’s a gun!
  Woolie: Ok, it acts like a gun. Sorry, sorry, alright.
  Pat is trying not to laugh.
  Woolie: Alright alright! Sorry, I was confused.
  A few seconds later
  Woolie: And what does it get in trickster?
  Pat: What does what get in tricktser?
  Woolie: What does Faust get in trickster?
  Pat: Nothing. It’s a gun!
  * beat*
  Pat: What does Kalina Ann get in Trickster? Nothing! It’s a gun! Look, it’s in guns!
  Woolie: …Ok.
  • Later on Woolie trips Pat into his own breakdown about the Faust Hat's mechanics.
  Pat: "[Faust Hat] is okay but I don't like to use it."
  Woolie: "Aw, come on man! Think about it. You spend 1000 red orbs in a fight, and at the end you get 40000."
  Pat: "No! But number goes down!"
  Woolie: "But you earn back more if you use it!"
  Pat: (starts playing terribly) "But number.. but... no... but number go down! (regains himself) LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE WOOLIE!"
• In Episode 37, Woolie has the greatest Immodest Orgasm of all time when Vergil finally makes his onscreen appearance.
  • He then proceeds to top that with an even bigger one at the reveal of Nero's Devil Trigger. Especially since Pat had already beaten the game and knew this was coming.
    Woolie: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY NO. NO THOUGH. NO NO NO NO NO! (pumped up noise)
    (the camera zooms in to reveal it's indeed Nero in Devil Trigger)
    Woolie: (gasps and then proceeds to make a noise like he's nutting himself to death)
    Pat: (stilted) You know, I felt bad that I got the final fight against Vergil instead of you. Buuut somehow I think you'll be fine.
• The constant mockery of Subhuman continues into this play through, with every time the song is brought up resulting in the pair taking jabs at the song, culminating in the credits where Woolie loses all his hype when the music picks up.
  Woolie, after giving an audible groan: Well... there's that song.

Woolie VS The Wonderful 101

• The fact that the second-to-last episode was numbered "part 59-100" just so the final episode could be part 101.

Woolie VS The 3rd Birthday

• The intro to every episode features Woolie doing his best to imitate Aya being a breathy Damsel in Distress. Eventually replaced with an actual clip of Aya's moans.
• Woolie decides to ask Minh about what is his waifu material and realize he has been kinkshaming him for the last five episodes.
• The final episode doesn't go with the normal numbering scheme, and instead titles itself Part Eternity.
  • As they proceed through the final cutscene Minh reveals that he hated the game too and was only pretending to like it to piss Woolie off. A Face–Heel Turn for the times.

Woolie VS The Legend Of The Mystical Ninja

• At first the LP is mostly a competition between Woolie and John with a lot of passive aggressive remark on both sides, then the Difficulty Spike hits and Woolie is lashing at John when he mentions he never actually finished the game as he let his big brother do most of the last stages.
  Woolie: Top five huh!
• Part 9 intro has the animated John putting a Screw This, I'm Out of Here! during the usual back in forth after Woolie's sexist joke.
• " Well you crossed the ocean and that's what fuckin happens. Shit gets real in Canada."
• In part 11 Woolie is past his breaking point and decides to pull the curtains and show they have been playing on emulator the whole time and refuses to cut anymore. Then he lets John fight the boss alone reloading the save state every time he dies.
  Woolie: That was pretty impressive John. Guess what? Do it again.

Woolie VS Mortal Kombat 11 - Story Mode and Aftermath

• Throughout both LPs we see Woolie's slow death of his hope each time Kotal Khan gets used as a jobber.
  Woolie: JOBBER KHAN! JOBBER KHAN! JOBBER KHAN!

Woolie VS Bayonetta

Woolie VS Astral Chain

• A Running Gag throughout the entire LP is Woolie comparing the control of Chimeras and Legions to slavery and Neuron to white slaveowners. At one point he compares Maximillian's solo charge to General Lee's last stand and insists on keeping his statue.
  Woolie: THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!
• In part 24, Reggie reveals he is a badminton player and debunk most myths about the sport, particularly that it's not an outdoor sport.
  Reggie: That's not badminton, that's white people ruining everything.
• During file 6, the mention of an energy drink tasting like power makes Woolie think of Vergil. It leads to imagining Vergil being offended to Kanye West's song "Power".
  Kanye: No one man should have all that po-wer.
  Vergil: Yes they should! Who is this Kanye? Weak scum.

Woolie VS Indivisible

• Every time Woolie and Reggie meet an amazonian beauty.
• Woolie loves the idea that everyone in the party hates Dhar and won't let him forget he started as a bad guy that killed Ajna's dad. Escalating to Woolie saying they made a "fuck Dhar" records that is still being played after he cleaned up his act because they are loyal to the brand.
• In part 21, Woolie spends ten minutes with fast forward trying to climb up a chasm he is supposed to fall down from with Reggie taunting him.
  Woolie: Soon, about to give up I'm about to give up.
  Reggie: I would love to see it happen.
  Woolie: You're a cunt.

Woolie VS Untitled Goose Game

• Woolie immediately starts hyping himself as the goose god among man, and soon reaches:
  Woolie: Guys, I think I found my fursona.
• Everybody's collective reaction when they reach the end of the game and see the bells in the ditch.
  Minh: This motherfucker does it EVERY DAY!
  Woolie: BRRRAP!! BOP! BOP! BOP!

Woolie VS The House of the Dead: Overkill

• Minh declares mother and son incest is ok if the mom is taking over someone else's body. Then he digs deeper.
  Reggie: So back to dog fucking Minh.
  Minh: Woolie can you just end recording?

Woolie VS Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3

• Woolie compares Sasuke to Bin Laden and agrees that Danzo listing Sasuke as a rogue ninja was a long time coming.
• Woolie freaks out over Minato's jacket saying "fourth Hokage" and not "will of fire". Because his username shout of earth is a reference to it and he did the research when he was a big Naruto fan.
• Since the game is about events that are way after Woolie dropped off reading he is taken by surprise by all the different character designs, especially when ten more just drop from the ceiling.
• Chapter 5:
  • Reggie mentions Naruto's cutscenes are better if you imagine he is drunk and the other characters try to reason with him about Sasuke not being his friend anymore.
  • Reggie makes a joke about bird porn during the scene where Itachi makes Naruto swallow a crow. Woolie doubles down about knowing a live audio record of a man having sex with chicken and Minh simply states he doesn't get it since he just arrived.
  Woolie: And that's perfect. Everybody's character is established.
  • Woolie's excitement about Minh telling him about a scene where every kid in Konoha except Naruto meet up and agrees to give up on Sasuke is so high he stops the recording just to see the scene.
  Woolie: I care more about this than the Fourth. Fuck Minato!
  • Woolie brings up that Shikamaru is in the right wanting to terminate Sasuke instead of making a rescue party since Woolie says they already did that and Choji is gonna stay dead if they try again.
  • Since Woolie knows about the manga's ending he does not miss a chance to point out Sasuke is trying to kill his future wife and just loudly declared wanting to destroy their hometown while standing like a madman.
• Chapter 8
  • Woolie jokes that Naruto soul searching took eight years and as he wakes up they are giving him shackles since the war has been lost a while back.
• Chapter 9
  • Woolie is amused that Guy can not remember Kisame even though in their last fight he opened a few gates to defeat him.
  Woolie: He shaved years out of your life!
• Chapter 10
  • When the game has Kabuto fight Yamato and two other secondary characters, Woolie is so underwhelmed he thinks there shouldn't even be music playing for this fight.
  • Woolie screaming at Sakura to take off her military vest.
  Woolie: Stolen valor! Stolen valor!
• At one point Woolie asks Minh and Reggie, what they'd do if they were having sex with Tsunade and she were to summon a slug. Minh argues he'd be down if it's an aphrodisiac but Reggie...
  Woolie: "... say she summons a slug and then says "Don't move!". What do you Reggie?"
  Reggie: (concerned) "What. Is. It. For?"
  Woolie: "You don't know. That's the point. You get one chance at the door. So what do you do?"

Woolie VS Death Stranding

• Reggie comments that Bridget could have been Hillary Clinton.
  Woolie: Did we narrowly avoid the Death Stranding?
• When they are seeing Deadman's insistance in disposing of B.Bs that are of no use they imagine him tossing them through hoops like basketballs.
• "This is how America is rebuilt one strand at a-- that's not what I meant to do".
• In part 6, Woolie can't cope with the emoji email he receives from a customer, expecting a bit more professionalism.
  • Woolie treats B.B as detached as Deadman when the baby is having a shut down due to stress.
  Woolie: You need to clean out the fan.
• In part 41, Reggie joke that the mountaineer does not have a wife he just wanted something to print drugs, which Woolie thinks is fine in a post apocalyptic world.
  Reggie: Sure have your bag of fuck-it.
• In part 43.6666666666.
  • Woolie's disdain at the email about a man's gratitude as he didn't give stars.
  • Woolie freaks out at the Novelist's Son's obsession with gourds and mocks how his hobby is still not enough to be known as anything other than the Novelist's Son.
• In part 54, Amelie reveals her full first name is Amerigo, which she criticizes because Amerigo Vespucci was a big fat liar. Woolie is hit with a one-two-three combo of What Do You Mean, It's Not Symbolic? as he first sounds out her name in japanese and discovers it would be "Ameri" (which both he and Reggie groan at), then he asks what's the point if her name is already Amelie America Strand, and then attempts to deconstruct the reason ("So the first name is Amerigo which implies it was a deception, and the second name was America because that was the real thing, and then the last name was straaaaanddd..."), which then leads him to discover the final meaning, the inverse of the first:
  Woolie: It's because America is a LIE! Amelie!
  Reggie: Lieeeeeeugh...
  Woolie: AmeLIEEEEE!
  Reggie: Oh, god. Oh, gawd.
  Woolie: Did ya SEE it? Did ya see it comin'? Oh, Jesus Christ, there is no doubt in my mind. It is- It goes without saying: Hideo Kojima is, in fact, the Kanye West of video games.
• In part 54.5, Reggie and Woolie make a joke about Heartman doing the choke jerking to get to the Beach and come up with a brand new character: Choke-Jerkman.
  Woolie: Did you know that if you choke out hard enough, you can see the Beach?
• During the fight with Higgs, Woolie specifically tries to urinate on him, only for Sam to refuse to let it loose.
  Reggie: Add that in the next patch! Who cares about the bigger font and whatever? I gotta piss on Higgs!
• Woolie does not take the Mario and princess Beach line well at all, especially when they start running in slow motion like idiots.
• After discovering Higgs' Room Full of Crazy in Part 59, Woolie concludes the man is a dork trying to be a cool villain.
  • Reggie finds what appears to be a copy of Mein Kampf in said room, before he and Woolie breathe a sigh of relief at realizing it's actually...
    Reggie: Maria King's The Shell.
    Woolie: WHOOOF! Close call! Close call, Reggie!
    Reggie: Okay, I feel much better now. God, this is a terrible episode! Holy fuck! Getting cancelled right now!
    Woolie: Is that a copy of Death Note? What is that?
• In Part 61 Woolie gets to give a Call-Back to the "Princess Beach" line when Amelie was revealed to be Evil All Along.
  Woolie: More like princess Cunt.
• Once they reach the endgame Woolie insists on referring to Heartman strictly as 4.5-Man after realizing that he failed to max out his star ranking along with everyone else's, and especially when trying to max out his rank turns out to require more additional work to reach 100% Completion than he initially thought.
• Woolie, severely broken down by the game's Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory, finds he had still more impotent rage left in him when the Sith Lord known as Reggie shows him a page on his phone: What Strand means in Dutch. Ladies and Gentlemen, Woolie has officially no fucks left to give anymore.
  Reggie: Wha- DON'T THROW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM!
  Woolie: From the bottom of my heart... Go fuck yourself, Reggie. Go FUCK yourself, you piece of shit, I hate you. I hate you so much right now. I am filled with loathing and venom.
  Reggie: Yes... YES! I can feel the power getting stronger!
  Woolie: There is vitriol bubbling from my throat and gurgling over. GO... FUCK YOURSELF.
  Reggie: Tell them, Woolie... Tell them!
  Woolie: He just held up a Google Translate... and he typed in the word... Strand... and translated it to - Swedish?
  Reggie: From Dutch to English! And then what?
  Woolie: *Sighing* The Dutch word, 'Strand'... translates... to Beach.

Woolie VS Spec Ops: The Line

• During a tense stand-off between McPherson and the Delta Squad, Minh expresses confusion that Woolie doesn't shoot him.
  Minh: You didn't want to shoot?
  (several seconds pass)
  Minh: I would've start a war, I would've shot right away.
  Woolie: (horrified) He was the hostage a second ago. I'm trying to get some context, dude.
  Minh: (amid several defenses) I would've shot the shit of him.
  (several more seconds of silence)
  Reggie: ...Would you have shot the leg or the chest?
  Minh: The head.
  Reggie: Oh my god.
• Woolie's Oh, Crap! during the white phosphorous segment, as he realizes the reticle changing to show civilian target just a bit too late.
• Due to copyright issue Minh has to make do by bringing new music or a capella version of the songs that is played. Making the shootouts even more surreal.

Woolie VS Doom

• The intro is footage of the game as Woolie mimics his mom.
  Woolie: Darlington?! Are you playing Devil games?! You don't know what yuh messin' with, y'know?
  Reggie: The dark arts!
  Woolie: What'd I tell you about playing them Devil games?! Not in my house, y'see! Ooooh!
  • He belts out another of his mother's impersonations when the OBS malfunctions.
  Woolie: Chile, I tell you, the Lord works in mysterious ways! The Lord works in mysterious ways, y'see!
  Reggie: I believe.
  Woolie: But the Devil have tricked you, no? The Devil have tricked you, no? You think you smarter than Satan? Ooooh, you think you smart? You smarter than Satan? You smarter that the Oldest, Oldest Nick? Ol' Nick? You think you wise? You think you Satan wise? Pray. Pray.
  Reggie: You can't be saved.
  Woolie: Invite him into your heart today, y'see? Invite the Lord into your heart today, y'see? Cleanse yourself. Cleanse the stream. Cleanse the stream, bless it from top to bottom, head to toe, anoint it, anoint it with the oils, anoint it with the blessings, as you gave to Judah, as you gave to Israel...
• Woolie getting amazed by an imp doing a glory kill on him.
• Woolie's issue with the rocket launcher. He lashes at his own stupidity after a point.
  Woolie: I know that. I already know that.
  Reggie: Do you?
• When Woolie shows disgust at Olivia for bowing to an evil overlord Reggie reminds him he has been sucking on hell juice while chanting satanic verses. Woolie counters that he is just stealing the power from Satan to better kill him.
• At the end of the LP Woolie makes Reggie pray with him, only to reveal the prayer was directed towards Satan.

Woolie VS Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

• Instead of Pockets the Sith lord this is the adventures of Fann Y'Pak, the Jedi of "the greater good".
• The first episode ends on a high note so good it continues to the next episode. The game begins in earnest, and the adventure is about to open up. All they need to do is take a plasma torch and bash the malfunctioning door open. Fann swings, the first attack of the game...and immediately, somehow, misses the gigantic blast door that’s right in front of him while wielding a melee weapon.
  LittleV: (Corpses)
  Woolie: Oh god. Ah, Jesus...not a good look.
  LittleV: That was too funny. A sign of things to come; Whiff the first hit.
  Woolie: Oh my god. First swing of the game! Hooooh!!
  LittleV: First swing, whiff.
  Woolie: Oh no...
  LittleV: “Jedi”, eh?
• LittleV encourages Woolie to listen to everything HK-50 has to say in order to get a grasp on what happened. Cue Woolie busting a gut laughing over how HK-50, repeatedly makes it painfully obvious that he was the mastermind behind everyone dying on the Peragus Mining Station because he can't help jerking himself off about how amazing an assassin he is for perfectly orchestrating everything that happened. Despite trying to hide his true nature from you.
  HK-50: Many miners began to join you in the medical bay as a cascade of flawlessly timed detonations occured in isolated gas pockets in the lower levels of the facility.
  Woolie: Flawlessly timed?!
  HK-50: The explosions herded the miners into emergency sections of the station, quickly and efficiently cutting them off-
  Woolie: (Laughs)
  LittleV: "Efficiently"! HMMM.
  HK-50: -from communications and facility control...but sadly enough, not the ventilation system.
  LittleV: Oh really?! "Sadly enough", eh?!
  Woolie: (Weak with laughter)
• On the Ebon Hawk, when Woolie finds the damaged HK unit, LittleV explains how Woolie can fix him and make him a party member. T3 is shown walking (wheeling? rolling?) around in the background. Woolie jokes that T3 is looking at Fann and quietly begging him not to reactivate it.
  Woolie: "T3 is back there and he's going "Oh please, God no."
  (cut to close-up of T3 giving a very concerned and frightened "Dwooooo...")
  LittleV and Woolie: (burst into laughter)
• Woolie's exasperation over the fact that on Telos the Czerka path, which is explicitly meant to be the dark side "profit is all that matters" route for the player, actively pays worse than the goody two-shoes Ithorians. His exasperation is followed by utter bafflement that they attempt to sway you back with a paltry 250 Credits, and that the Black Market sidequest, another evil alignment questline, pays more than the Czerka path ever does, and unlike the Czerka path, has immediate benefit.
• The entire situation that leads to Woolie's first Dark Side choice, and it isn't a surprising one. He undertakes a sidequest that involves rescuing a man's girlfriend from being enslaved to be a dancer at the local cantina. LittleV hints at this point that there are going to be quests where doing the "Dark Side" path might be greatly more beneficial for you. Woolie goes there and agrees to win her ownership rights from her current owner in a game of Pazaak. Woolie, already being familiar with the game, easily wins and gets her ownership rights. LittleV once again chimes in.
  (The dialogue option "Stay here. I will collect your earnings later." is available.)
  LittleV: Now, Woolie...now, I know we're being a good person...
  Woolie: (Bursts out laughing) Just tell me the number!
  LittleV: She generates money throughout the entire game. Free money.
  Woolie: (Chooses the option) YOU ARE GONNA DANCE!!
  LittleV (Laughs) That's your first Dark Side, by the way, in the entire game, and it's "Give me money!"
• In part 12, Woolie makes a deal with the black market vendor by providing him a few leaves, cue the Dark side theme.
  Woolie: It was a leaf! Calm down, John Williams!
• The entire black market side quest is filled with Woolie and V's attempts to justify a series of increasingly brazen and evil actions as trying to save Telos' economy from collapsing and working towards the "greater good".
  Woolie: It was just a medpak!
  LittleV: Well you murdered that guy.
  Woolie: And did the music played then?
  Woolie: All for the greater goods! As in goods and services.
  LittleV: The cops caught us.
• In Part 20, Woolie and V think about taking Fann's lightsaber back from Atris, but after discussing her affection towards him and the idea she might be using it to pleasure herself...
  Woolie: I mean, I guess I can just go take the one that works, but if fuckin' Atris wasn't too busy sniffing it every day...
  LittleV: Right!
  Woolie: Licking the hilt!
  LittleV: She can... I'll make another, it's fine. She can hold onto it.
  Woolie: You say it just like, pause... "You know what, let's make a new lightsaber!" (Laughs) Yeah!
  LittleV: Oh god!
  Woolie: Yeah! Yeah! Um, yeah, let's make a new one! New one! Totally!
  LittleV: Hey, hey Atris, what else you got in that drawer? Oh! Oh! Oh no!
  Woolie: Nice sturdy hilt!
  LittleV: Yup! Yeah, yeah! Thick shaft!
  Woolie: Ribbed... for grip when you swing it. Force Lightsaber throw!
  LittleV: Double-ended for, y'know, when you wanna really...
  Woolie: Two blades!
  LittleV: Two swords!
  Woolie: And then a real small one that comes off the side.
• Little V convinces Woolie to make two thugs jump into a bottomless pit on Nar Shaddaa, justifying it by claiming there's no fall damage in the Star Wars universe.
• The Nar Shaddaa swoop race gets off to a rough start and Woolie writes it off as a practice run. He wins regardless, much to his amusement.
• Episode 30 is entirely dedicated to playing Pazzak on Nar Shaddaa. Little V reveals that it's possible to bypass every game in the gambling den by Talking the Monster to Death, to which Woolie reacts with contempt.
  Woolie: In case you hate Pazzak, like some fucking loser.
  • Woolie is dismayed and heartbroken when he discovers that the twi'lek player, in particular, will always be skipped if you're playing a male character, due to her being attracted enough to the Exile to forfeit the match. He doesn't even get the option to talk again to seduce her properly.
    Woolie: I wanted her to lean in for the kiss, and for me to just pull up a plus/minus-one card in my palm and just smack it.
• Episode 32:
  • Woolie and Little V discuss the revelation that Darth Revan had been torturing Jedi to drive them mad and convert them to the Dark Side en masse during the Jedi Civil War. Woolie is enamored by the sheer ingenuity of the idea, compared to how creating a Fallen Hero in Star Wars is usually about gradual manipulation and corruption.
    Woolie: Did Revan just create the Sith Jedi-breaking industrial revolution? Did Revan just create a factory where you insert a good guy and spit out a bad guy; while Sidious is trying to whisper in your ear, and pour honeys, and be like "Hey, how about some booty? Hey, how about some love? Hey, how about some infinite power? Hey, how about some babies? How about some living forever, how about that?"
    Little V: I'm imagining that you throw a Jedi in handcuffs or whatever onto an assembly line, and you just crank a wheel, and they just go into the Sith machine and come out with a different color robe like "I'm evil now!"
    Woolie: Well, I'm thinking about how Sidious and Plagueis and, fuckin', every other that I've seen or heard about — like, these Sith Lords have to basically find a way to silently honey-dick you over to the Dark Side by leaning into the emotions, and they have to spend time in a relationship with you, and basically gaslight the whole situation, and hope that it works at the breaking point. Versus the fucking factory; like, Revan on the pimp throne, sittin' up top, pressing buttons and going "In you go, drop you in the vat."
    Little V: Well, that is literally what happened to Bastila, though. Bastila gets captured, gets dragged over to the temple near the Star Forge, and Malak just goes "I'mma just do some shit, and you're Dark Side now". It's that fucking easy!
    Woolie: Full-on, like-
    Little V: Tags: Mind Break.
    Woolie: (Laughs) No, like, full-on Clockwork Orange, right? Where you just got the eyes tied open and it's just like "Watch this video, listen to this music." In, out, in, out, go. And in the end they're just like "Revan, I am loyal to you-" "Yeahyeahyeah, get the fuck out there! Get the fuck out there!"
    Little V: Also, you gotta remember, this is from a different era; this is in the era where there's not a Rule Of Two, so there's like hundreds of Sith, thousands of Sith.
    Woolie: Exactly, and they're all just like kneeling, "I am loyal to you," and it's like "Bitch, if you can kneel, you can run to the battlefield! Now go!"
    Little V: They didn't have to be secretive and shit, they could just be like "Alright, hit the button, you're Dark Side, awesome! Go join the other twenty guys over here and drop on this planet, and if you don't make it back, oh well, I can get some more."
    Woolie: The Dark Side Factory. Capture 'em, drop 'em in, spit 'em out. "I ain't got time to do these one-on-one conversions!"
    Little V: "I have done so many up to this point, gawd... Fuckin', make a robot to do it, god damn it."
    Woolie: "Hey, master, weren't you trying to turn me?" "What's your name, again?"
    Little V: "Who are you? You know what? I'm just gonna call you Dark Jedi Knight, that's what I'm just gonna call you going forward. You're Dark Jedi Knight #387."
• At one point, Woolie and Little V notice Bao-Dur's remote making noises that sound like a beat and start beatboxing along to it, with Little V chanting "Hoes mad!" and then jokingly stating he'd make a remix. Then he actually made a remix.
  • The music video also clarifies that the Hoes who are Mad are Atris, Kreia and Darth Nihilus.
• When G0-T0 joins the party, Woolie is dismissive of it, claiming that it's not as interesting as other droids in the party, but once G0-T0 offers a monetary reward for solving the galaxy's problems on the planets they're heading to, Woolie immediately changes his tune.
• After a weeks-long hiatus, Little V returns - as a Force Ghost, having died in between episodes. Woolie's main concern is that he didn't do so right away and keep to the schedule.
• At the start of Part 51, Fann is given a choice to push a detonator button, blowing up a Mandalorian on a cliff. After nearly 3 minutes of Little V trying to talk Woolie into it for the HK-47 influence boost, Woolie sets the controller down for a sip of energy drink. Little V decides to move the controller away, only to accidentaly tap the button that detonates the explosives, to Woolie's indignation.
• During Part 56, the boys notice that, due to the way influence works, HK-47 is starting to move towards the Light Side^note Characters with high infuence will start shifting alignment to match or oppose the player, depending on whether that influence is positive or negative. On a normal Light Side playthrough, HK and other evil party members would remain evil due to disapproving of the player's methods... except that Woolie and V have been selectively performing evil acts to gain positive influence with their evil party members while remaining relatively high on the Karma Meter, resulting in HK-47 paradoxically shifting to become "good" like the Exile. The two immediately panic, with Woolie wondering if there is anything in the immediate vicinity they can kill to bring him back to normal.
• In Part 57, HK talks about Pockets' companions, remarking that Fann Y'Pak's entourage is much more pleasing to him and that his previous fellow travellers were too whiny. When asked to elaborate, he mocks Carth's anguished yells at Revan, making Woolie and V burst out in laughter. Later on, Woolie plays a recording with HK mocking Bastila propositioning Revan in the most steamy manner possible.

  Little V: I love that the one he goes for is the worst one!
  Woolie: So good! That was fuckin' beautiful!

• Fann Y'Pak finally meets a powerful boss in Part 61: a humble Ithorian scientist who also is a master at pazaak. Many attempts to beat him were doomed due to him always pulling out cards that would screw Woolie over, making him and V really angry until they decisively beat him and steal his belongings. The normally composed V was seething at this, telling the poor guy to go commit "Die".
• In Part 76
  • After dealing with the worst type of masters the Jedi can offer Woolie feels taken aback by how reasonable Kavar is being.
  • Woolie using his Q.A power to loot remains that the game prevents to get.
• In Part 77, Fann finds the HK Protocol Pacifist Package. Cue 5 minutes of Woolie cringe.
  HK-47: We must always think of the children.
  Woolie: Oh no...
  Little V: Oh yes!
  [...]
  HK-47: [in cutesy voice] Greeting: Oh, hello, little T3 unit.
  Woolie: Oh my god, take it out! Get it out! Yank it out with teeth, if I have to!
  [...]
  HK-47: I respect all life. All life is connected and should be nurtured.
  Woolie: Science has gone too far.
• Part 78:
  • Woolie loads in a modded save file given to him by a channel editor to max out his Light Side Points and influence. As a result, everyone except Kreia is also at max Light Side... except for T3-M4, who has gone so catastrophically Dark Side that his character model in the Party Selection screen can barely be seen.
  • Fann takes Mira to Nar Shaddaa to give her some tutelage on the nature of the Force. Little V chimes in with the Force's iconic Leitmotif as Fann starts giving a fairly typical speech about focusing the mind and sensing the currents of life... Woolie, however, has a very different topic in mind.
    Woolie: You know, the funny thing, as you focus on the concept — Focus on... a pouch. A fannypack. What is a fannypack? It is a pocket, but you can remove it when convenient. It is an endless space that can contain all the depths, bottomless riches. However, there is a clip that can be removed, and the pouch can be temporarily taken away.
    Little V: Achieving weightlessness.
    Woolie: Absolute weightlessness. No greed, no accusations — What possessions? What money?
    Little V: Free of all of your sins.
    Woolie: I am holding nothing right now. And then, it can be reattached when? Later. This is what a fannypack is.
    Little V: So sayeth Sith-Jedi master Fann Y'Pak.
• In part 85 when the Jedi council once again encourage inaction instead of fighting the Sith an odd sound can be heard as Woolie simmers in rage. Little V explained to those not watching the stream that this sound is Woolie clenching the controller so hard it sounds like it's breaking.
• During Part 86, Haidmaiden gets to fight her own sisters and Atris. The guys expect Atris to put up a good fight, but she suddenly goes down in one Power Attack, making them lose their shit.

Woolie VS Vanquish

• It's only 35 minutes deep into the game that Woolie remembers Minh is colorblind and his advice relating to color is absolutely worthless.

Woolie VS Black Mesa

• Woolie calling out Reggie for gasping at everything as it makes him worried he missed content.
• Woolie apparently never knew for sure Half Life was about aliens until the LP.
• Reggie warns Woolie to not push the scientist on the laser mine, the scientist blows himself up a second later to Woolie's exasperation.
• While pottering about the reactor core, Woolie makes the 3.6 rochten meme from Chernobyl. Reggie hadn't seen that show forcing Wollie to explain it, and Reggie reacts appropriately.
• Reggie, with no real actual trivia to share, brings up a fan theory that Grandpa Joe was actually a crackhead. Woolie, in frustration tells him to actually parse his trivia instead of giving him wild theories.
• During his fight with the Gonarch, Woolie keeps taunting the headcrabs to go play on the Xbox while he fucks their mom.

Woolie VS Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4

• In Chapter 6 Woolie fails a QTE making it look like Sakura botched their team attack.
  Minh: Useless bitch!
• Chapter 12 is nothing but Woolie's soul leaving his body as he has to deal with talking to The Architect of the story, learning Kishimoto has well and truly run out of ideas, and in a moment years in the making, learning that Neji was right all along the whole time. Destiny is Destiny.
• New lore is created for Minh as his insistence for Woolie to read Kabuto's backstory leads him to assume Kabuto is Minh's favorite character. Minh is quick to correct him, but Reggie isn't so merciful.
  • After reading said backstory Woolie is incredulous at how little sense it makes, and compares Danzo threatening to shut down an orphanage to Vince McMahon.
• Woolie takes an opportunity to showcase a few dank memes created by naruto fans in the past, namely a drawing of the villains as puppets being puppeted by other puppets and a collage of all the awful shit Obito did followed by several panels of "OBITO WAS THE COOLEST GUY!"
• The gang make fun of the Ho Yay in Sasuke and Naruto's relationship in the final battle.
  Reggie(as Naruto): "I remember our first kiss."
  Minh: That happened!
• Tobirama has quickly become the series' equivalent of Wakka, with the difference being that Woolie and the gang fully support his actions and what he tried to do.
• A Plot Hole arises as a result of Naruto and Sasuke's senseless-even-for-their-standards final battle, and Reggie immediately inserts his foot into his mouth.
  Woolie: Which also means if Sasuke won, and killed Naruto, everyone would be dead forever. So, Sasuke would have accepted a world where everyone died forever.
  Reggie: No, no, I think he would have killed the Kages, released everyone and had his own ideas for-
  Woolie: How would he have released everyone without Naruto?
  Reggie: Oh, damn!
• As promised in the podcast, after so many episodes of garbage retcons and generic villains, the final episode's title is BACK OUT.

Woolie VS Doom Eternal

• Woolie actually got his mother to berate him for playing devil games, putting her rant into the LP's intro.
• Woolie is upset about all the mecha baiting going around in the game.
• Woolie's mood dying instantly as he has to login to Bethesda.
• Part 24:
  • Khan Maykr implores the Doom Slayer to stop his quest to kill Deag Grav, stating that she and her people cannot live without Argent energy, and Woolie instantly calls her a hardcore junkie looking for another fix of the energy.
• Part 35:
  • Woolie is about to dismiss another of the UAC's spokeswoman's opinions until she suddenly proclaims "Lemmy is god!", and at this point Woolie begrudgingly compliments her.

Woolie VS Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

• The full intro spot in Part 1 is basically Woolie calling out Nintendo:

  We will learn the tale of a game that's raw as fuck... That gives no shits about getting too real. A game that Nintendo fears. Now confront the misary of the human condition in...

• Reggie and Woolie are having a blast doing the voices of every characters, with Mario being a rude Italian, Goombella a girl from New Jersey and Koop a teenage wimp, Flurrie a classy black lady, and their Yoshi, answering to Violence, an excited Blood Knight.
  • Woolie using the voice of every Toad as the old game yelling Toad, even the female one.
    Woolie: Toddle-oo. Waaah!
• Part 1:
  • Woolie and Reggie's instant shock at the gallows in Rogueport.
    Woolie: [laughing] What the fuck is the tone of this already?
  • Woolie immediately sends Mario into the water during the controller check.
  • Woolie's growing amusement with how much of a hole Rogueport is, with pickpockets, Mafia goons beating people up in broad daylight, and credit card fraud.
    Woolie: Crime is evolving in the Mushroom Kingdom!
  • Woolie's impression of Mario's Italian accent.
• Part 2:
  • Reggie originally gives Professor Frankly the voice of Doc Brown, but at the suggestion of Woolie, it quickly morphs into Bernie Sanders.
• Part 3:
  • Woolie makes an observation upon learning that their next destination is 'Petal Meadows' which sends him and Reggie into stitches.
    Woolie: Or, the Peadows.
• Part 6:
  • The quiz game in Shhwonk Fortress quickly turns into an absolute farce:
    • Reggie's refusal to help Woolie causes him to forget what they were there to find in the first place (the Stone Keys) and botch the very first question.
    • On Question 3 (What is the name of the mayor of Petalburg?), Woolie immediately goes to the right name (Kroop), but Reggie causes him to doubt it.
      Woolie: Reggie, you need to fucking have some confidence here!
      Reggie: [laughing] You're projecting so hard right now!
  • Woolie imagining Slumdog Millonaire with the cast of Mario.

    Luigi: Allah is great.

• Part 9:
  • Woolie is thrown in for a loop as Hooktail offers him to smell his feet then eat the audience.
  • When the guys hear Koop's dad has been inside Hooktail's belly for ten years.
• Part 10:
  • A question by Kammy Koopa gives Woolie a prime opportunity to reinforce his hatred towards eggs.
• Part 11:
  • "And so, Mario starts a race war in a tree."
  • Woolie being fully unprepared to deal with the failed writer's family and the Koopa with apathy problem.
  • Reggie for once being the one offended at a Goomba named Goomez being tired.

    Reggie: Don't pretend like you don't have a PhD in racistology.

• Part 12:
  • Woolie meets the mother of the Toad being sad about his dad failure as a writer and finds out she is a gambling degenerate.
• Part 13:
  • Woolie is shocked by the troubles, as right after finding someone's key he has to get rid of a shady box and eyeball prices to bury the local shop.
• Part 15:
  • Woolie is taking a shine on bullying the punis in Mario's accent.
• Part 17:
  • Woolie has to pause the game to teach Reggie the art of self sandbagging when Reggie points out his damn jabbi comment sounds like a slur for punjabis.

    Woolie: You don't need to pull a Minh here where you put it under a fucking magnifier.

• Part 21:
  • Woolie and Reggie leave the Great Boggly Tree, satisfied with their genocide of the Jabbi population.
  Woolie: The least Jabbi is in captivity. The Galaxy is at peace.
  • And when they talk to Jabble...
  Woolie: You got anything to say, race traitor?
• Episode 25:
  • Wrestling nerd Woolie absolutely revels in the Glitz Pit's Tournament Arc and immediately gives Grubba the voice and mannerisms of Vince McMahon.
    • And in a meta level of hilarity, all his jokes about Grubba-Vince trying to reclaim his glory days are more or less exactly what happens in the chapter's plot.
  • Jolene's appearance launches Woolie briefly into song, until Reggie ruins it...
  Reggie: Dolly Parton or Miley Cyrus?
  Woolie, after being dead silent for 15 seconds: Cujo.
  • Jolene explains the rules of the Glitz Pit to the boys.
  Reggie as Jolene: If Mr. Grubba says you get pinned, you get pinned. Now, Mr. Michaels is going to flip you on your back and he's gonna try to apply your signature move on you...
  Woolie: The Petalburg Screwjob?!
• Episode 28:
  • Woolie starts the episode with the battle against the 12th ranked fighters; The Bob-omb Squad. He uses Multibounce, which activates all their fuses and then tattles with Goombella, who explains that the bombs, with their fuses lit, will explode on him for massive damage. The first Bob-omb uses a Stop Watch and then the other three explode on Mario for 5 damage each. Mario has 15 hit points.
• Episode 32:
  • When Woolie thinks about having two phones for a double life Reggie explains him the new tech is one phone two sim cards, not that he does it of course.
• Episode 34:
  • Woolie discovers the dead and dieing bodies of fighters in the back room.
    Reggie: Oh my god, we found the dead n*** storage.
    Woolie: You want to know why we're never getting this game again?! THIS IS WHY! You think Nintendo is okay with this?! (Woolie hammers the dead body as he says this)
• Episode 41:
  • Woolie and Reggie's shock that after only being in the Twilight Town arc for about two hours they've already cleared it by beating the boss and getting the crystal star. Mostly because as neither of them has played the game before, neither of them realize what's happening until it's too late. Woolie's Spotting the Thread is gloriously accompanied by the two of them bursting into laughter when the realize just how thoroughly they were tricked.
    Woolie: (noticing Mario is in his default colors after specifically acquiring and wearing the W Emblem colors just as "Mario" jumps out of the room with VIOLENCE) What the fuck am I wearing?
• Episode 61:
  • In a mix of funny and awesome, Woolie beats the chapter 6 boss before it reaches its second form, without being aware that it even has a second form.
• Episode 62:
  • Woolie is left stunned and delighted upon realizing combining the Wario and Luigi badges turn Mario's outfit into Waluigi's.
• Episode 73:
  • After a grueling fight, Woolie manages to beat Bonetail on his first attempt. Merlee's curse activates to double the Star Points gained from the battle, bringing the total up to a whopping two.
• Woolie's seething hatred for Podley, after learning Podley failed Scarlett's Last Request. Woolie's retaliation? Rejecting Podley's sidequest to reconnect with his own lost love.

Woolie VS Ghost Of Tsushima

• After Masako kills her first traitor in a fit of rage, Woolie admits he is not even mad for it given the context, meanwhile Minh asks him to try looting the corpse.
• Seeing the flashbacks of Shimura teaching Jin to look at his enemy in the eyes as he take their life while Jin kill Mongols In the Back, Reggie imagines the rescue attempt if Jin try to crawl under the floor.
  Shimura: He is right there. I can not be saved like that fuck this. Hey Khan! Right there.
• Woolie and the guys talk up Ryuzo's desire to have another duel with Jin as a fighting game runback and that Ryuzo is 2-0 in their series. When in Part 15 Jin finally fights him again, Reggie drops this gem.
  Reggie: Yo, Ryuzo was labbing that match-up in his head for years!
• In Part 12 Woolie finds the Khan and Shimura discussing Jin's code of honor breach hilarious. As it seems to be the main topic between a conqueror and a captive.
• Part 16:
  • When Ryuzo has to cross the Moral Event Horizon by burning hostage alive.
  Reggie: Ryuzo, you son of a gun.
  Woolie: Yes, you get him with that fucking PG language. It bothers me, Reggie, it bothers me, you have been doing it for a while.
  • Woolie is hesitant about using his Ghost techniques when Shimura is around, Minh suggests he does them but only when his back is turned.
• In Part 18 Woolie engages in a stand-off with Straw Hats and misses his cue, prompting Minh and Reggie to mock him for it for dishonoring Jin's father's armor. After Minh hits the final line, Woolie relents and restarts from a checkpoint. And he fails again after that, causing the others to erupt in laughter. Thankfully, he succeeds on the third try.
  Minh: Dude, just die a horrible death and reload from a checkpoint.
• Part 19:
  • Just like in the previous episode, Woolie attempts to do a cool thing and fails. This time, he tries to assassinate a Mongol after swinging on a hook, but he misses the prompt and quickly reloads the checkpoint, and Minh chimes in:
  Minh: See, the proud do not endure.
  Woolie: They reload their saves.
  • After receiving a hallucination poison from Yuriko, he gets two shots, one of which he uses on an eagle and totally misses the second one, reloading the checkpoint once again.
  • Once the guys get a hint that Yuriko and Jin's father might have been in a sexual relationship, Woolie becomes quite awkward at the implication, while Reggie starts arguing that it's not such a bad thing to be involved with older ladies, citing Helen Mirren as one such example. After that they have a lengthy conversation which culminates in this exchange:
  Woolie: Reggie.
  Reggie: Sir.
  Woolie: I would just like to offer you words of advice. You seem none too pleased with the state of foot lore, yet here we are about to basically enter the realm of Reggie the Hip Breaker. Are you sure you wanna take this path?
  Reggie: That would be an achievement, wouldn't it?
  Minh: An achievement!
  Reggie: That sounds pretty badass! No need to talk about whose hip was broken. If you call me Reggie the Hip Breaker, I'd be like "Nice to meet you, whoever I'm being introduced to".
  Woolie: (disappointed) Woolie will remember that.
• In Part 27 Woolie engages in a stand-off with the Mongols, and Minh reminds him to put on the Sakai armor to increase the kill streak. While they browse the menu, they realize the armor is already on, but by that time Woolie has already lost the stand-off, and he gets quickly injured by his enemies, much to Minh's amusement.
  Woolie: When you asked me, you made me doubt.
  Minh laughs
  Woolie: Minh's back, and he's already fucking things up.
• In Part 29 a somber moment turns hilarious whhen Jin is standing at Taka's grave, and Minh notices Taka's headband on the marker, but accidentally misspeaks.
  Minh: Hey, there's a banana!
  Reggie: What?
  Minh: Yeah, on the grave, on the stick. The bottom of it.
  Reggie: That's not a banana.
  Minh: Ban- bandana.
  Woolie: (exasperated) Oh god.
  Minh: Did you hear "banana"?
  Reggie: Yes, I've heard "banana".
  Woolie: Everyone heard "banana". I'm sorry, everyone heard "banana".
  

Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath

• Throughout the series, Woolie and Reggie constantly ask "What kind of alliance" the characters have, even if there's no one currently saying the word. Woolie finally completes the Brick Joke in the finale.
  Woolie: A deadly one!
• Woolie's reaction to Kotal's ignoble death can be this if you see it as Schadenfreude.

Woolie VS Super Mario Galaxy 2

• Woolie's gushing over Captain Toad and immediately defending him when he is cowering and needs rescue.
  Woolie: He is just tired.
• The boys' utter hatred for Mario's starship, which is shaped like his own face.
• After eighteen long episodes, Woolie finally rescues Princess Peach... and he and Reggie start blasting her with Star Bits, demanding to see Rosalina.

Woolie VS 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim

• The boys trying and failing to like Shu Amiguchi; from recoiling at the sleazy way Shu says 'Gotta put on a show for Yuki-chan', every time the line comes up in battle to how sick they get of him trying and failing to woo Yuki in story mode. And every time Reggie thinks Shu is starting to improve from his sleaziness, the character somehow disappoints him yet again.
• Episode 23. Determined to get away from the confusing and ever-stacking plot, including massive confusion over the twin identities of Iori Fujisaka and Chihiro Morimura, and how they might be connected, including tricking themselves into believing the game is lying to them about which is which, Woolie and Reggie decide to take a break to something less complicated - Nenji Ogata's story, which is mostly just Source Code with giant robots. They chase Iori onto a train, only for her to transform into Morimura before their eyes and point a gun at Nenji. Cue breakdown number one as their mental energy burns out, begging the game to stop working them over with a plot point they barely understand. Only for the game to hit them even harder with the next line.
  Nenji "Wait. I know you. The League of Darkness."
  • Cue massive breakdown number two at the introduction of yet another plot element when they're only just keeping their heads above water comprehending the ones they were already struggling through, causing the boys to get stuck repeating the line "The League of Darkness" over and over again in utter mindbroken disbelief.
• Episode 29. Woolie tries remembering what happened to all characters, when he gets to Takatoshi.
  Woolie: Oh my god he got tied to a chair and shamed.
• Episode 36: As a comment by @masterxl97 puts it: Woolie makes "the sounds of a man literally being stabbed by the plot with a plot knife". (1:05:12) This is when the Renya Gouto of 2188 is namedropped and it yet again throws all of Woolie and Reggie's theories for a loop.
• Episode 37: After Natsuno gets shot by 426, Woolie and Reggie start enthusiastically making a list of who in the cast has been shot so far, including those who've taken shots at one another over the story.
  Woolie: Gotta shoot Yuki-chan!
• After many revelations and twist Woolie decides to look at the events chart to see how many are still not found. Reggie has to hold his laugh as they scroll down and see they are short of half in the story.
• The boys overhear a background character badmouthing Miwako, and immediately tell him to shut the fuck up and get out.
• Episode 83: The only episode where Woolie and Reggie's cameras are on alongside the game, and during maybe the most monumental reveal in the game. Just to drive home how much this game is making their minds implode.

Woolie VS Yakuza 0

• The intro features Woolie and Little V singing "Bakamitai" with Woolie - dressed as Kiryu - drinking while looking wistfully at the photo of himself, Minh, and Reggie from the Ninja Storm videos. Noticibly, Little V nails the lyrics since he covered it on his own channel but Woolie roughly two seconds into the song and improvs his lyrics up until he gets the the "Bakamitai".
• Part 1: "CRIME RYU"
  • Woolie dressed as Kiryu for the stream, so Little V in turn dressed as Majima. Even funnier is that Woolie has zero context why V and Minh just told him to dress in white suit so Woolie wore his prom suit.
• Part 6: "It's Not Like Necrodancer, Okay?"
  • Woolie's first encounter with the dancing mini-game doesn't go as smoothly as he thought, making V follow up with this remark:
    Little V: Woolie, I'm the white one here.
  • The title basically spells it out that his attempts to try and make it work like a different Rhythm Game isn't panning out.
• Part 7: "Never Seen A Boob"
  • Woolie and Little V's never-ending amusement from the "Damned Yanki" substory. With Woolie laughing at how pure and clean the band members are.
  • Woolie and V get into a discussion about social distancing and Woolie eventually imagines COVID as a large Mr. Shakedown that can be defeated for money paid by the countries of the world.
    Woolie: He's on the streets right now! COVID Shakedown appears!
    Little V: COVID with a fedora and a blazer.
    Woolie: Okay, but if you beat it, though, how much fuckin' money do you get?
    Little V: All of it. All the money it's zapped from the world economy.
    Woolie: Oh, Jesus, that's worth it!
    Little V: I think that would be worth it, if you could fight it. Jesus.
    Woolie: Just get the pattern down! Just hard cut to your body dead in the fuckin' streets, like, arm twisted backwards upside-down, like, embarrassing death pose.
• Part 12: "Booze Bum Gaiden"
  • Bacchus mentions some scary collectors on his tail, and Woolie spins it off as Tony Soprano coming to Japan and looking around for Gundam models and Italian food, since he can't eat Japanese cuisine. They even start talking about one of the mafiosos being stuck in Don Quijote's tight aisles because of how fat they are.
• Part 13: "MAJIMA: GOD OF THE HUSTLE"
  • Majima's introduction has Woolie and V laughing in amazement as he hustles a drunk customer into buying a night of drinks for the entire cabaret club. Starts here, if you're curious.
    Woolie: Oh, Majima rules!
    Little V: Majima is best boy!
• Part 15: "Plz explain diaper dance man"
  • During the hostess scouting segment where it's explained hostess must keep up with their clientele's work related news to keep them coming, like politics and finance for the bigwig clients. Woolie brings up if they were to bring up gamer-type news the customer would likely feel they are being tricked.
  • The title of the video, reflects Woolie long-awaited reaction to Mr. Libido for the first time. With Little V even outright stating that the chat is losing it before he finally gets to see the infamous "Walking Erection".
• Part 19: "Little Miss Shakedown"
  • When meeting up with the Doll Girl, Woolie plays her off as some kind of little person acting as a young girl and scamming Majima (hence the title). Voicing her with an incredibly raspy, mob boss-esque, chain-smoking voice. With one stand out moment having her freakout at one of the toys she got having scratches, thus lessening it's market value.
  • After their rollercoaster of emotions through the Doll Girl Substory, Woolie decides to vent out some emotions on some nearby Men In Black, Curb-Stomp Battle doesn't even begin to cover it^*He manages to take them all out in one heavy slugger bat swing.
• Part 23: "Vs Chinese Men"
  • The way Woolie's voice acting of Fang-san You No Take Candle accent devolving into him speaking in a high-pitched Parisien French accent is way more hilarious than it needs to be.
  • Woolie's hysterical laughter upon seeing "CHINESE MEN" popping up as Majima is about to fight them.
  • Woolie playing up Areshi as some kind of Jive Turkey, the way Woolz just reads his lines with an over-the-top accent has to be heard to be believed.
• Part 24: "Baby Rainmaker"
  • Woolie's astonishment to meeting the younger version of Ryuji.
    Woolie: Why do you like the Rainmaker Okada?
  • When the duo get to the reveal that the Bontan Hunter is actually a sixth grader, we get this gem.
    Woolie: You telling me you wouldn't do a heat move to a child for thirty-five million yen?
  • Woolie being left impressed and floored upon seeing the piles of knocked-out mooks, single-handedly defeated by the Bontan Hunter.
  • The crew finally getting to "The Entertainer's Throne" substory and Woolie's never ending amusement from the hijinks that ensue. Although one of the moments were Woolie loses is it is a forced yet still hilarious fight against a Rowdy Critic after taking the "Sing a Song" option.
• Part 25: "Fishing Gaiden to Stop the Abuse"
  • Under Little V's behest, the duo decide to partake in the substory involving the Komian Chef and Nozomi. The fact that Woolie absolutely enjoys playing up Komian Chef as some sort of over-the-top Gordon Ramsay-like figure is a sight to behold.
  • When they need to buy better bait and fishing rods, Woolie has Majima knock over a poor bystander rather violently, much to his surprise and horror.
    Woolie: Oh my god.
    Little V: Yeah, fuck that dude.
    Woolie: Jesus christ.
    Little V: Fuck you dude, we're fishing it's very important.
    Woolie: Ate shit. Oh wow, I didn't know you can bump them that hard.
  • Woolie's bewilderment upon fishing up an axolotl
    Woolie: Get that pokemon out of here!
  • The duo being left amused and surprised upon fishing up a Boston bag and briefcase. Especially considering that the fishing minigame involves them resisting and fighting.
    Woolie: Yeah the briefcase was fighting.
    • If that wasn't enough they also give money from 5,000 yen from the bag to the briefcase giving 1,000,000 yen respectively.
      Little V: God I wish that's how it worked in real life...
• Part 26: "Bag Phone? I'LL KILL YOU"
  • The fishing shenanigans continue, with the duo being flabbergasted when the fish that was swimming around turned out to be a small bag.
  • The duo continuing to talk about how much of a bad idea it is to fish in a canal or city-side river.
  • Woolie recounting that you can use the Sega Bass Fishing controller for other games, such as Soulcalibur much to Little V's confusion.
  • Woolie at first voices Idozuka as a wimpy nerdy guy but once the guy gets serious after Majima loses the chance to use the phone thanks to some Hooligans. He appropriately changes his tone to an incredibly serious and over-the-top one when reading Idozuka's dialogue.
  • When Majima gets spotted by Mr. Shakedown (Right after finishing "Calling the Future" substory), Woolie panics and decides the best course of action is to beeline for the nearest Taxi.
    Woolie: (Roleplaying as the Taxi Driver) "Where are you go-" (getting back to himself) Anywhere!
    Little V: Anywhere but here!?
• Part 27: "[Hijinx Abruptly Stops]"
  • The thumbnail of the video is just the box of tissues from the softcore booth.
  • Woolie's sheer disgust at reading finally meeting Mr. Libido, if that wasn't enough when he's forced to read his lines he uses a very weird accented voice.
  • While battling a bunch of Bikers, Woolie and Little V witness a literal HEAT action involving the Kettle and their reactions are to be heard to be believed.
  • As they get right back into the main storyline and are about to enter Hogushi Kaikan, Mr. Shakedown passes by them while they read the dialogue.
    Little V: Oh hey!
    Woolie: Oh my god!
    (Little V laughing his ass off)
    Woolie: We are busy! We are very busy right now! We are doing the main quest!
    Little V: (Continues laughing through Woolie's mini-panic rant) Ohoho! Jesus chrit!
    Woolie: We are doing the main quest! Big story modes happening right now!
• Part 31: "Pocket Virgin"
  • Behold, the end of Woolie. For context, Woolie and Little V witness the scene where little kids mock Circuit Fighter for being a virgin, and Woolie loses it in laughter for several minutes at how brutal the kids are.
    Woolie: [Still laughing] Holy fuck, the jugular! We were lost in our world of fun and this kid just made it real.
  • The sheer fact that Woolie spent the previous hour lost in the Circuit minigame makes it seem like the kids' comment was directed at Woolie, which was not lost on him.
• Part 38: "THEME OF SAD, ALL IS FORGIVEN"
  • Once Woolie defeats a yakuza who pulls a gun at Kiryu, he's super done when the sad music kicks in and Kiryu very quickly forgives the guy, despite the implications of carrying and firing a gun in Japan.
    Woolie: Yeah, aggravated assault with a weapon is totally the actions of a really nice man once you get to know him.
• Part 40: "A man's struggle"
  • Little V and Woolie, after once again going into Woolie's hate of eggs, veer into a very long debate between natural and processed peanut butter.
• Part 48: "Komeki Battle Gaiden"
  • During the training battle with Komeki, Woolie and Little V remember that they have an item that allows Majima to heal while standing still equipped, and take a moment to talk about the events happening in their lives and stall time for Majima to recover.
• Part 49: "Friday Night Is Finally Here"
  • The intro is Reggie and Woolie doing the disco dance with a Little V in the sky nodding. Later Woolie and Reggie takes a break of recording to change because those suits are way too hot to play in.
• Part 50: "CABACURA LIFE"
  • Woolie is astonished the cabaret club scene already involve the Fat Bastard rival making threat on the owner's kid.

Reggie VS Demon's Souls

• During the tutorial area, Reggie, a newbie to the Souls franchise, asks Woolie where the in-game map is, and has a small freak out when informed that there isn't one.
  Reggie: Dude, I'm gonna have to remember shit? I'm so screwed.
• In the same vein, his reaction to seeing Vanguard Demon.
  Reggie: I'm supposed to beat this?
  Woolie: Have fun.
• Over time, Reggie slowly but steadily gains confidence in his own skills... which occasionally comes back to bite him. Against the Flamelurker:
  Reggie: Okay. You wanna dance? Let's Dance.
  Woolie: I mean—
  [The Flamelurker instantly pummels Reggarth to death.]
  Woolie: Listen. Why you gonna say something like that? Why would you even put that out there into the ether? That man— you said, "Let's dance", and he said "You ever heard of the Penetrata? It makes sex look like a church!"
• Reggie has a crush on the Maiden in Black, which doesn't stop him from giving her the less-than-flattering pet name of "Wax Face."
  • After much deliberation, Reggie chooses not to betray the Maiden at the game's end, so Woolie pulls up a video of another player triggering the Bad End cutscene. Reggie's look of absolute horror as the Maiden gets literally curb-stomped is darkly hilarious.

Woolie VS Batman: Arkham Asylum

• Part 1:
  • The game actually crashes 10 minutes in due to Woolie's specs being too powerful for it.
• Part 3:
  • Woolie and Reggie are flabberghasted to discover from an NPC that the guards of Arkham Asylum, responsible for watching over some of the most dangerous super-criminal lunatics on Earth, are only paid a paltry $15 an hour.
    Woolie: Minimum wage to work at fucking Arkham. Dear god. Or, not even minimum wage, mind you. Like, what should be (minimum wage), for that matter? How are the benefits?
    Reggie: I mean, fifteen dollars, you've got enough. You can get your own benefits!
    Woolie: (Cracking up) You can pay for your own fuckin' benefits, right? "Damn, what is this, fuckin' charity!?"
• Part 4:
  • During the first Scarecrow level, Reggie cracks that the controls and directions needed to complete the level were "more intuitive than the Dragon God", clearly throwing shade at the rather cumbersome time he had with the Demon's Souls boss.
  • When Woolie takes down Harley Quinn, the game glitches completely, skipping the cutscene and replacing it with a regular takedown, turning Harley a thug that can't be knocked out and is holding nothing in her hands as if it's an assault rifle, complete with male thug voice.
• Part 5:
  • After the boss fight with Bane, Reggie asks "Batman, you OK?" only for Gordon to ask the exact same thing just a second later, making Reggie burst into laughter.
    Reggie: I can write that shit, Woolie!
• Part 10:
  • When Harley Quinn shows Batman a pool of water with electrified cables put into it and two guards suspended by their arms, Woolie notices a large gift box in front of one of them and reflexively throws a Batarang at it, only for it to auto-aim at a rope and cut it, dropping the poor guard to his death.
    Woolie: I was just trying to open the present! I didn't even look at the guard! I saw the box, and I threw the Batarang at it!

Woolie VS Yakuza: Like A Dragon

• The intro takes inspiration from the recurring character introduction cards with V wearing a bright white suit, scowling, and brandishing a katana. While Woolie stares daggers at the camera while brandishing...an entire rice-paper partition stand.
• Part 13
  • V's unadulterated, childlike glee when Gary Buster Holmes is introduced, audibly bouncing in his seat while Woolie cackles with laughter at the sheer absurdity of it all.
  Gary Buster Holmes: Starting the service!
  V: Fuck yeeeeah!
  Woolie: [Dying with laughter.]

Woolie VS It Takes Two

• Part 3:
  • Woolie and Reggie come across a nation of squirrels waging a war with the wasps. Their technological advancement and brutal tactics remind Woolie of Spec Ops: The Line.
    Woolie: (as the squirrel general) This here is called "willy-pete". Use it to exterminate the threat.
• Part 8:
  • Woolie and Reggie drag the poor elephant to her death as they're trying not to burst into laughter.
    Woolie: Long live the king.
• Part 13:
  • As Woolie imagines Dr. Hakim is going to be the Final Boss, he describes what he wants to see as a DMC3 penultimate boss.
    Woolie: If we could end on a nice, "Hey hubby, remember what we always used to say?" "Yeah, I'll try it your way for once", tosses him a gun, "Jackpot!"

Woolie VS Disco Elysium

• Part 2:
  • When given the choice to flirt with a woman, Woolie and Reggie opt to take the 'Buffet' option by picking every conversation option - only to react in horror when a failed roll leads to the worst pickup line ever.
    Reggie: I'm not hungry anymore!
• Part 4:
  • When the protagonist describes side quests as "side mysteries", Woolie loses it.
    Reggie: Yo, that's a you term!
    Woolie: (bursts into laughter)
    Reggie: He's done!
• Part 5:
  • Accepting a matchmaking quest, the protagonist decides to improve the relationship between Garte and Sylvie, but due to messing up, the only line that comes up, to Woolie and Reggie's horror, is extremely inappropriate.
    Reggie: (reading) Turns out she's a whore that likes to ride the cock carousel.
    (several seconds of silence as Reggie chuckles to himself)
    Woolie: But I don't want to lay it on him.
    Reggie: (reading) Don't I have anything else? Like a *BACK* button for example?
    (Woolie lets out a deep sigh)
    Reggie: Yeah, we're protecting your psyche, right? Protecting your psyche.
    Woolie: Some content is not worth it.
• Part 15:
  • The boys have had some great reactions to failed rolls before, but none that compare to this.
  • Woolie marvels at the scene where Shivers poetically describes the city...then throws his head back and guffaws upon seeing the "where the hood at" response.
    Woolie: (amazed) You just delivered the single greatest moment we've played in the entire game so far, and you capped it off with a fucking DMX punchline reference.
• Part 29:
  • Woolie and Reggie finally get a conversation with Endurance, who goes on about "traditionalism" and "wömen" in such a comedically inept fashion that they completely lose it.
• Part 35:
  • After some effort, the boys arrange to get the body down from the tree... and promptly lose their minds at the realization that Cuno and Measurehead are about to meet one another.
• Woolie tries out the Authority check against the Hardie Boys and it fails. The protagonist responds by asking Kim for his gun, which Kim reluctantly gives him. It turns out that the protagonist's plan to establish authority over the Hardie Boys is by pointing Kim's gun at himself and commit suicide in front of them.
  Woolie: (with tears in his eyes from laugher) Oh, the ultimate threat: "You fuckers! I'll show up on your front lawn and I'll kill myself, then what?! THEN WHAT!?!"

Woolie Vs. Onimusha: Warlords

• Part 3:
  • In the keep underground, they enter a hallway filled with zombie samurai suspended in glass tubes. Woolie declares that the decoration is part of the pre-rendered backdrop, and therefore harmless. As he says this, he walks forward one more step, and several of the glass tubes shatter to unleash their occupants.
    Woolie: Yeah, but they are... um, pre-rendered, and thus not a thre— OH MY GOD!
• Reggie constantly making fun of Kaede for being subpar.

  Reggie: It's gonna be a regular enemy, it's a boss now because you're playing Kaede.

Woolie VS Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs the Soulless Army

• Part 37
  • Woolie and Reggie run into a recurring NPC who has a particular... fondness for the towers about the city, and decide to call her out on not going all the way with it.
    Woolie: There's that lady who married the bridge, and it's like, alright, you married the bridge. You gonna consummate the marriage in any way or what are we doing here?
    Reggie: I would go flirt with that bridge and show her what's what. She'd be like "what are you doing with the bridge?" It's not your bridge anymore lady. It's Reggie's bridge.

Woolie Vs. Metroid Dread

• Part 2
  • Woolie gawking at Samus when she defeats the first boss, commenting on her body language excuding such swagger and telling her to chill.
• Part 6
  • Woolie's utter cackling glee when he sees what Flash Shift is when he acquires it. He spends a good time thanking the game for the birthday present he didn't know he was getting. After playing around with it, he comes to love it immensely, with a few commenters saying he hasn't been this giddy since DMC 5.

Woolie Vs. DELTARUNE Chapter 2

• Part 9
  • After not using it for the entire LP, Woolie finally breaks out Suzie's Ultimatheal skill in a dire situation... in the fight against Spamton NEO, burning all of his TP to heal Ralsei for 4 HP, taking him from -37 to -33.
    Punchmom: Fucking Suzie! She had to talk a big game. "Look guys, I'm super into magic. Watch me go". Just never let people learn new things. Not allowed to be bad at it.

Reggie VS Dark Souls

• Reggie's insane item drop luck in general, managing to obtain not only a Titanite Demon's Catchpole from the first one he fights, but also obtaining a collection of three Boar Fang Helms, a probability of 1.25% for a single playthrough!
• Part 0:
  • Woolie and Reggie's general amusement at the way the character creator handles darker-skinned characters.
  • Woolie's slip of the tongue when describing the Deprived as an 'unclothed enigma'.
• Part 5:
  • Reggie hits the Undead Burg with a mixture of confidence and cowardice, including trying to parry a flaming barrel trap, trying to break a Black Knight's shield with the kick attack and throwing himself headlong into packs of enemies.
  • Reggie's absolute failure to see the ladder in the Taurus Demon's boss room.
• Part 56:
  • Reggie defeats the Darkroot Basin hydra with little effort, only to immediately throw himself into the lake and die during his victory celebration.
• Part 64:
  • Reggie refers to the Four Kings as the Four Kangs, only for Woolie to immediately shut that joke down, since the chat aren't mature enough to handle it responsibly.
• Part 86: You Will Respect Artorias
  • Having grown a bit too comfortable with casting high damage magic, Reggie, to Woolie's chargin, attempts to cheese his way through Artorias' boss fight by spamming Crystal Soul Spear. It leads to Woolie cheering Artorias on as he repeatedly punishes Reggie's laziness, pretending to coach him as if Reggie were an annoying boss encounter himself.
    Woolie: Get him! Get him!! Do not let him steal this! This is your show! Do not let this pig-headed fuck use his big spells to completely and utterly ruin your fucking legacy. You are the main character!
    Reggie: You hatin', Woolie. You hatin'. You're just mad 'cause I look good!
    Woolie: Artorias, would you like a tip? He likes to cast magic right as he comes in. I suggest you rush his shit down. (...) Artorias, I suggest you pop your phase as quickly as possible, because you're not gonna get a chance to go full double level up on him — you're not gonna get the double phase, he's doing too much damage, you're gonna have to pop it immediately. (...) Artorias, you've got this. We've watched you, we know you've got the ability, we know you've got the skills. It's not fair because the boss has estus. He has estus sips, and he has a ridiculous magic stat, so it's gonna be rough; but Artorias, we believe in you.

Woolie VS Silent Hill

• Part 14
  • After Woolie notices a ghost child moving towards him while Harry is low on health, he quickly fires a shotgun blast at the ghost, making Reggie erupt with laughter.
    Woolie: Reggie, what color do you see behind my head? Is it a color of "Fuck around and find out"?

Woolie VS Spider-Man Miles Morales

• Reggie is having none of the cute moment between Miles and Phin the moment she throws dirty water from the sink at Miles.
• Reggie screaming "Gwen her" as Miles stops Phin's fall with a web string. Woolie tells him to never use it as a verb again.

Woolie VS Sifu

• Woolie acknowledges his own tendency to exhaustively test out a game's moveset as soon as he gets control, and jokes about getting a big neon sign to put on-camera that says "THE LAB IS OPEN".
  • And then, come the second recording session, he actually does it.
• Woolie and Reggie joke that the CEO's bilionaire status is not in currency but her power level.
  Reggie: "It says ten billion... but there's no dollar sign!"
• In Part 6, Woolie absolutely tears through the Club in an uninterrupted 15-minute speedrun, without losing a single life or saying more than three words. After defeating Sean, he takes a deep breath and delivers a masterpiece of Understatement:
  Woolie: So I've been practicing a little bit.

Woolie VS Final Fantasy VI

• Reggie showing how ready he is by having the text on his phone in case the port makes Woolie miss some context.
• Woolie treating the bass background music as a Running Gag of Sexophone.
• Woolie really enjoys the Veldt's theme; and the fact that it continues in battle. He is much less enthused when he reaches Mobliz and the previous town music starts playing.

  Woolie: Boo to all of you and your boring milquetoast shit! Use some goddamn spice! Learn how to cook! Season a chicken breast, god damn it! (cracks up)

  Reggie: You just got here! They don't even know what you're talking about!

  • Later after his trip to Zozo Woolie decides maybe that calm theme village has quality to it.
    Reggie: We need to protect this! Conservative in power.
• Woolie spending the last of his gil in Kohlingen on shuriken... right before discovering that Shadow needs 3000 gil to be recruited for this section.
• In part 17, Reggie reveals that he used the opera lyrics to write a love letter to his crush in the 8th grade, much to Woolie's amusement.

  Woolie: Respect for bringing that shit out and exposing it to the sunlight.

  • When they revisit the Opera House in the World of Ruin, Woolie thinks back on the opera scene.
    Woolie: Sixteen-year-old Reggie had taste. Just not execution.
• Woolie dunking on Shadow for showing up at the last possible second to rescue the party from the burning house in Thamasa.

  Woolie (as Interceptor): You fucking waited til the last second so that you could do a cool Ninja Gaiden slash on the flames, while the child was choking, Shadow! WOOF!

  Reggie (as Shadow): ... So it was cool.

• Woolie quickly concludes that he isn't interested in Setzer's Luck Manipulation Mechanic and keeps him out of the party. As a result, Woolie and Reggie quickly find enjoyment in him being perpetually out of the loop in regards to the plot of the game.
  Woolie as Setzer: I don't know how to break this to you, but as it turns out... the Empire is evil.
  Reggie: Setzer, would you please-
  "Setzer:" Is that a child? Why is there a baby with an easel hanging out behind Terra?
  Reggie: Yo Relm, how about you draw a portrait of this fool over there.
• In Part 37, Woolie is convinced by Reggie to fight the Intangir for at least 50 minutes... only to receive 10 Magic AP as a reward, with Reggie revealing it was his plan all along to troll Woolie.
• Woolie going off on the infamous 1/6 Terra on Magitek Armor statuette being sold for $14,000.
• Part 70 was spent with almost a solid hour of Woolie flying a loop around the world hoping to run into Deathgaze and being immensely unlucky. When he finally runs into it, Deathgaze lets Woolie hit it twice and then runs. Woolie, after several seconds of open-mouthed Stunned Silence, turns to Reggie and asks him "What are we doing with our lives?"

Woolie Vs Mass Effect

• Part 1:
  • When Nihlus discusses the reputation of humans in the galaxy, Woolie chimes in:
    Nihlus: You humans don't have the best reputation. Some species see you as selfish. Too unpredictable. Too independent. Even dangerous.
    Woolie: Where's the lie?
• Part 3:
  • Woolie and Reggie get a good laugh out of the concept of taxes still existing in the far future.
    Woolie: They say the Protheans had taxes...
    Reggie: How'd that go for them?
    Woolie: How'd that work out?
• Part 4:
  • Reggie quickly grows to share Woolie's love of the Elcor.
  • Woolie sums up the Volus thusly:
    Woolie: They live in piss, and if you take them out of the piss, they fucking die.
    Reggie: [chuckling] Yeah, that's pretty much it. [...] No piss, I split open.
    Woolie: "Put us on the Council, though!"
• Part 34:
  • In the Noveria labs, a turian ERCS guard is killed by Benezia's forces. When Reggie chooses to fight his way through the lab personnel rather than attempt to be stealthy, this same dead turian is one of the enemies firing him... while still lying prone on the floor as a corpse, due to a Good Bad Bug.
• Part 52, Red confronts Balak just as he's making his leave, threatening to kill his hostages if he isn't allowed out. Reggie barely spends ten seconds mulling it over before attacking, killing Katie and the others as Woolie cheers him on. After Balak is crippled and left for the Alliance to pick up, Woolie admits that he did the same thing even faster on his run.
• Near the last third of the game, so about halfway into the LP, Liara and Ashley confront Red, demanding to know who he's interested in. Reggie spends almost ten minutes fussing over who to choose while Woolie tries to control his amusement. Reggie picks Liara then has an argument with Woolie over how long it took him to take the objectively correct choice. Reggie then slips that he would have picked the threesome option if he thought it would have worked, throwing Woolie into hysterics.

Woolie Vs Mass Effect 2

• When talking to the Illusive Man Woolie notes they could just track his location by the galaxy he has on the background. Reggie points out it could just be a green screen which Woolie admits would definitely fool him.
• On their first visit to Omega, Woolie and Reggie overhear radio stations delivering background chatter about Shepherd and her crew from the previous game. During a conversation with some vorcha, they notice the radio host name-drops Ashley Williams, which piques their interest. The host speaks about Ashley's posthumous service awards, claims that she served "proudly" with her alien crewmates, and cites a blatantly propagandized Quote Mine — "Human or alien, we're all just animals" — that causes Woolie to guffaw in shock.
• Part 38, the boys start Mordin's loyalty mission after spending the entire LP mocking the good doctor for his part in the new genophage, comparing it to a teste-targetting micromissile satelite to a mile-tall turret tower that just shoots nine-hundred and ninety-nine newborns as they hatch, reloading on the thousandth to keep the population up. As the quest goes on, they find corpses and research notes about the krogan's efforts to cure the genophage, and Mordin showing surprising professionalism and compassion, annoying Woolie. Blue asks if he did any tests on krogan during his deployment, where we learn that the tests went as high as varren and cloned flesh, proudly stating he never experimented on races that could do calculus. Woolie was stunned at this revelation, yelling that the genophage was ethically created, and spent the rest of the quest being played like a piano every time he argued with Mordin.
• In Part 79, after learning that "azure" is slang for an intimate part of the asari anatomy and sharing a laugh over it, Woolie asks Reggie to "think about the kind of person that calls it 'pink...'" Reggie's face instantly contorts into a grimace of utter disgust.
• Before starting the suicide mission, Woolie posits the theory that the Omega 4 Relay actually just dumps you into a black hole. He claims that would be "the most ganster shit ever, and the Reapers deserve to win."

Woolie Vs Silent Hill 3

• Woolie announces in the pre-game discussion that he and Reggie will be playing Silent Hill 3... from the HD Collection, a notorious Porting Disaster. While chat collectively explains to him how terrible the HD version is, Woolie recieves a phone call. It's Pat, who can just barely be heard roaring over the microphone:
  Woolie: Yello? "Don't play this version of the game, oh my god don't do it". Okay, "Hours-long documentaries on how much of a piece of shit this version of the game is".
  Reggie: Oh, he's loud. I can hear the panic in his voice.
  • What's funnier is that according to Pat in a later podcast, he was in a dead sleep when his wife Paige woke him up, and he shot out of bed like someone had told him his house was on fire to save Woolie from the port.

Woolie Vs Bayonetta 3

• In a moment that calls back to the "What does Faust do in Trickster?" discussion from Devil May Cry 5, Woolie appropriately sums up the Woolie Vs experience when Reggie reads the Demon Slave instructions aloud (hold ZL, release to stop), he reads them aloud himself, and of course...
  Woolie: So it's a toggle.
• Part 11 sees Woolie horrified as he comes to conclusions about Viola's heritage... That she's the child of Luka and Jeanne. He compares the situation to if Vergil fucked Arkham, producing Nero.
  • Seeing Viola use a grappling hook (like Luka does) hits him square in the stomach.

Woolie VS Mass Effect 3

• When introduced to the War Assets system, they notice that Dr. Chakwas (who they had chosen to leave behind as a researcher) is worth exactly one point in the military strength meter. This prompts Woolie and Reggie to start using Chakwas as the base unit of measure for all war assets (e.g. the Normandy is worth 23 Chakwas).
  Woolie: Hey, see that, lady? That wall right there? That's twenty-three times what you're worth.
• Reggie is stopped dead in his tracks when Liara asks if there's still anything between them, after Woolie had Shepherd cheat on her in the previous game. A binary yes/no prompt. What follows is a solid twelve minutes spent debating over what to choose, since Reggie doesn't want to commit before knowing what other romance options are in the game.
• After being swayed to Mordin's viewpoint about the genophage, and opting to delete Maelon's unethical cure research, Woolie is giddy with embarrassment when Urdnot Wrex demands a cure as a condition of joining the alliance against the Reapers and calls Shepherd out for throwing the data away.
  Wrex: "I'll tell you what I need. A cure for the genophage."
  (Beat. Woolie grimaces and slowly sinks below the camera line, placing a Kirby plush on his head like a Dunce Cap.)
  Woolie: Poyo!
  • Later, when Shepherd meets Mordin again and discovers that the doctor is The Mole for Wrex in the salarian Special Tasks Group, actively working to create a cure for the genophage, Woolie is floored. Since he hadn't been willing to properly challenge Mordin's beliefs in the previous game, and over-thought every bit of rhetoric until he came around to the same line of thinking, Woolie hadn't fully grasped Mordin's guilt over aiding the genophage renewal project. This leads to Woolie insisting that the game "tricked" him into deleting Maelon's data, even as he praises the writing involved.
• Woolie jokes that Red Shepherd is fighting to save the fertile krogan female not to cure the genophage, but because he wants to bed her.
  Woolie-as-Wrex: Save the krogussy! For the love of God, Shepherd!
  Woolie-as-Red: Alright, Wrex, I'll save her; but not for you! Red gets a taste!
  Reggie: (Laughing) Dude! Wow! Red is patient, okay? I'll wait my turn.
  (Beat. Woolie soon does a double-take and laughs even harder.)
  Woolie: WHAT!?
• Woolie takes Javik's bloodthirsty, vengeful mentality and disdain for the races of the current cycle and runs with them, characterizing him as an abusive old-school Fighting Game Community veteran who won't stop criticizing Shepard and Liara's lack of skill.
  Woolie: Damn. Damn! A top player has awoken, looked around, and went, "Who the fuck—?" Not even top 64! Nothing but pools to be found. Unimpressed!
  Woolie as Javik: "I go to the wiki and I find out the characters last name. Where is the frame data!?"
  • Relatedly, the Reapers' invading the galaxy as an Outside-Context Problem is compared to players from a foreign FGC scene coming in and using advanced strategies of their own design to humiliate the local top players.
• Liara presents her time-capsule, and asks how Shepherd would like to be recorded in the archive. Woolie and Reggie quickly opt to have the record embellished, since the true history of Shepherd across their playthroughs is... less than squeaky-clean.
  Woolie: How will you be remembered? How big will your Wikipedia entry be, and will it include a section called "racial controversies"? (Cracks up)
  Reggie: So, I don't think we should be honest about everything. Put in the good things, you know? (Reading the prompt) Make me inspiring.
  Woolie: "Opinions on Batarians." Well, you know, we can keep that minimized, don't need to expand it. How about Simple Wiki? Simple Wiktionary, what're we doing here?
• Woolie and Reggie find the Blasto advertisement and proceed to laugh about it for 10 minutes.
• When Mordin says he has enough information to synthesize the cure for the Genophage but needs a way to spread it across Tuchanka.
  Reggie: (hovering over "You've infected them before.") "I can be snarky. Hey. How'd you do it the first time?"
• Reggie, despite trying to play it cool, accidentally gets himself into a gay romance with Cortez, failing to grasp the context of obvious prompts like "I'm waiting for the right man" and "I want more than friendship" until it's too late. As Red Shepherd and Cortez close in for their first kiss, Reggie's initially fine with it after some mild shock... until he raises a horrified hand to his mouth, with the belated realization that he just cheated on Liara.
  Reggie: ...Did I cheat?
  Woolie: Oh, you sure did! You- Wait, hold on, hold on a second! Are you under the impression that, like, you popped into existance today, and that there's no such thng as 'the past'? I don't- What do you mean?
  Reggie: Oh man, um... How much- Does the Shadow Broker know everything-everything?
• Returning to the Normandy after the Citadel visit, Reggie visits Liara's quarters to check for upgrades and messages, and then nervously moves to speak to Liara — but right beforehand, very quickly saves the game in preparation for some Save Scumming. Liara has nothing to say but her usual "Hello Shepherd" canned lines, but Woolie is quick to needle Reggie for "the most bitch save I've ever seen".
  Reggie: I felt the conflict, but the conflict is all internal. It's all inside! Dude, if you felt bitch in my heart, you're not wrong!
  • Immediately following this, Reggie decides to go visit Javik in the hopes that he'll say nothing nice, only to be greeted by the prothean giving a rant about how "traitors are the worst kind of scum".
    Woolie: Imagine asking Javik for relationship advice. Like, What? Try another room. You don't even get to ask, you just walk in and he sniffs "(sniff sniff) Get- Get- Get out!! I swear to God, Shepherd, do not even open your mouth."
• After an interview with Diana Allers, the reporter jokes that if Shepherd keeps "feeding" her material, she might just "follow him home", and Reggie is presented with the opportunity to make a pass at her. Reggie mouses over the option and acts conflicted, but Woolie doesn't buy it for a second and starts raking him over the coals for his insincerity. Reggie manages to demand a pause to explain himself, holding up a finger while Woolie takes a drink of water... only to break down into a guilty giggle, which in turn causes Woolie to choke on his drink and double over the couch with uproarous hyena cackling. Afterword, Woolie has to excuse himself to get some paper towel, having made a mess over himself and the coffee table.
• They watch a video put together by one of Woolie's editors, DatAsuna, about the road Red Shepherd never got to take, the romance with Tali'zorah in Mass Effect 2. At one point, there's a scene were Tali fawns about Shepherd heroically saving the colonists on Feros, and sympathizes with the pain of sacrificing Ashley on Vermire. While this plays out, picture-in-picture shows Reggie beating the tar out of the Feros colonists with melee attacks, and a picture of Red Shepherd grinning ear to ear when Tali brings up "seeing (his) face" during Ashley's death, which leaves Reggie and Woolie in stitches.
  • Another scene plays where Shepherd visits the Shadow Broker's ship in the post-game, and the loading screen is edited to say "Welcome home, cheater." The scene, after Tali is shown dying in the suicide mission, depicts Red Shepherd immediately rebounding to hook up with Liara again.
    Woolie: Switch your fucking partners like you switch styles! Dante! Just hit the D-pad! Gun-Trick-Sword! Tali-Liara-Cortez! She's dead, okay, switch the weapon!
    Reggie: Why are all these buttons so close to each-other on the controller? Should I push up, should I push down, who knows? We'll make it work.
    Woolie: Diana walks in; "Royal Guard!"
• Joining Garrus for some recreational skeet shooting at the Citadel, Woolie misses that they're using harmless practice rounds and gets excited for the thought of shooting live ammo while traffic is passing by overhead ("First one to miss gets court-martialed!"). When a paragon-aligned dialogue comes up to deliberately miss and let Garrus win, the boys waste no time in mocking the very idea.
  Reggie: Oh, I can decide?
  Woolie: Oooooh! Top is to give it away, bottom is to never fucking give any quarter. Play to win, son! What is this?
  Reggie: Oh, you know... I really like Garrus!
  Woolie: Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was Jimmy Bones on screen. I'm sorry, I thought that was Red Shepherd! "Oh, maybe I should lose on purpose?" What? Excuse me?
  Reggie: You know, when you play a chess match in 1850, they still talk about it in 2023. So, I'm sorry Garrus, I'm gonna hit all those targets!
  Woolie: FGC credit would've been fucking rescinded! (Shepherd takes the winning shot) MY KILL!
• Red meets up with Liara on the Citadel, and the conversation plays out normally enough, until Liara admits that she's glad to be able to hang out as "Just... friends". It swiftly dawns on Reggie that cheating with Cortez may have locked him out of the romance with Liara. Woolie rubs it in by quoting lyrics from The Call, giving Red a playoff while he walks away from the conversation, and Reggie soon chips in with mournful lyrics from Perfect.
  Reggie: Home is where the heart is!
  Woolie: Yes, and it's a busy day outside, so I might not make it back tonight. Listen baby, I'm sorry, I wanna tell you "don't worry".
  Reggie & Woolie together: I will be late, don't stay up and wait for me.
  • The following exchange:
    Woolie: Reggie, I hereby pronounce you GAY.
    Reggie: Oh man... I just wanted to dip!
    Woolie: And dip you did! Boy, did you ever dip! You dipped further than you ever thought you could dip! Red Shepherd, you are a bisexual disaster!
  • Upon reaching the docking terminal on his way back to the Normandy, teased by Woolie the whole way, Reggie shoves himself into a corner of railing and engages in mock Inelegant Blubbering.
    Reggie: This isn't even a real corner!
  • Back on the Normandy, Reggie mutters about getting lost despite only visiting the cockpit, and the boys joke that Red Shepherd is currently unable to think clearly through a haze of heartbreak and regret.
    Tali: "That dreadnought is tearing through our fleet. Let me know when you're ready to hit it."
    Woolie: "Let me know when you're ready to hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it..." "Huh? What?" (Guffaws) Just— Completely out of it! He's gone! He's completely gone, he's not here anymore.
    Reggie: I'm so empty right now.
    Woolie: No, that's the problem; you're not. (Immediately breaks down laughing and leaves the couch.)
    Reggie: (Exhausted) Oh, this guy, man... That's so horrible. Silly.
  • Finally, they pop in to speak with Liara again, only for her to declare point-blank that she knows about Cortez and that she and Red are done, without even a true conversation sequence involved. Even Woolie is stunned by how abrupt it is.
• Reggie decides to call Tali into the captain's quarters for a chat, only for her to solemnly guilt-trip Shephard for having cheated on her with Cortez as well (since the edited save from Mass Effect 2 had a romance with Tali, at Reggie's request). She excuses herself quickly, and Woolie surmises that she "ain't even mad, but you know she's seething and just not showing it". All Reggie can do is nod along glumly when Woolie coyly brings up hypothetical shelves of antibiotics in the bedroom, and the photo stand next to the bed (which still says "Tali's Picture" despite now holding a picture of Cortez).
  Reggie: I only had one life, and I tried to enjoy it.
  Woolie: You tried to enjoy it, and this is what you get. Right? Who are they to have feelings? Hearts, even. Why's everyone so sensitive, man? Why can't people just be chill? Why can't we just have a chill thing, with chill people, and just chill out? Blasto and chill? You know? Just... why not? Why's everything gotta be so stressful? Oh, because I lied? Is that it? Is that the problem? Because I kept secrets? And?
  Reggie: (giggling) Everybody knew about them; they're barely secrets!
  Woolie: I'm sorry that you chose to recieve it that way! (chuckles)
• When Tali gets herself drunk on Turian brandy, her explaination that she's drinking through an "emergency induction port" leads a concerned Reggie to ask if she's "sticking brandy tampons inside (her) coochie again".
  Woolie: (Beat) I don't think that's where the slot is, Reggie.
• Irritated by Diana Allers' lack of dialogue (even as they're gearing up to take the fight to Cerberus' HQ) and flirting that never seems to go anywhere, and spurred on by some teasing from Woolie about how often he hovers over the Get Out! option in the dialogue, Reggie finally decides to boot Allers from the ship. What follows is a host of defensive rationalizations, which soon boil down to "Because she won't put out."
  Woolie: (Leans far to the side, putting his face offscreen) I dunno about if I wanna show my face on camera... But yeah, man, it's all their fault!
  Reggie: After this is done, it's me and Steve on the straight and narrow path.
  Woolie: This is what they get, for not giving me what I want!
  Reggie: That's right. I deserved it! I was nice!
  Woolie: I was SO nice to them! I was SO nice! What the fuck, what else do they want!? I was the nicest guy! And this is what I get; nothing! God! You know, I hung in there, I waited, and then I waited some more, and then I was super duper nice, and then nothing!
  Reggie: Why do I need to have game when I'm the catch?
  • Woolie pauses to look at the camera and deliver a disclaimer, assuring the audience that Reggie's behavior does not reflect upon Woolie Versus as a brand:
    Woolie: Reggie has no affiliation with Woolie Versus Inc. Reggie is a hired contract, uh—
    Reggie: This is all a work of fiction, by the way! This is all a work of fiction!
    Woolie: He's an independant contractor who, uh—
    Reggie: If you see me at a con, and start asking me questions about how I treat people, please remember, this is a work of fiction.
• Thanks to a mod, Red Shepard confronts his ultimate enemy... BLUE SHEPARD!
• The infamous ending decision comes, and after a bit of deliberation, Reggie chooses the Synthesis Ending, in which Red Shepherd sacrifices himself to bridge the gap betweeen organics and synthetics, using his own DNA as a template to genetically modify every lifeform in the galaxy. Woolie, realizing the implications, gleefully Crosses the Line Twice as the World-Healing Wave launches:
  Woolie: Racism DEFEATED!! Now everyone's a little bit black! Yeaaaaah!! How're you gonna hate yourself, fool!? Now what!? (hyena cackling) "Palaven Command! Are we allowed to say it!?" Far and wide, from Palaven to the Flotilla, to the edge of the Attican Traverse, to the Batarian lands, to Tuchanka; YOU ALL GET THE PASS!! YEAAAAAAH! And now, for the first time in history, at the same time, all life, all together, in synch and in unison; (takes a breath) NIIIGGAAAAAAAA!!!!

Woolie VS Hi-Fi RUSH

• During Rekka's boss fight, Woolie is downright ecstatic once he sees Rekka land her "Milestone Driver" grappling move.
• While going through the Previously on… cutscene, Reggie manages to finish Chai's curse exactly as Chai does.
• During the "Reflection" scene, Woolie immediately fails the first two button prompts, causing a massive halt in dramatic momentum.
  Reggie: Well, we're stuck.
• After fully unlocking the character customization, Woolie starts decking Chai out in black and purple while also giving him blonde hair. The chat points out that the look is very familiar, causing Woolie to freak out upon realizing he just made a male Viola.

Woolie VS Final Fantasy IX

• After years of eagerly diving into card mini-games in RPGs, Tetra Master becomes the bane of Woolie's existence. At first he's really happy to win against novice players, but later on it becomes harder and harder for him to win consistently thanks to the obtuse mechanics, so he groans every time someone offers to play the game.
  • In Treno, Woolie encounters an NPC who explains the mini-game's mechanics as vaguely as possible, making Woolie even more frustrated, but when it comes to the numbers written on each card, the NPC simply says "It's a big secret!", prompting Woolie to get up from the couch and walk away in disgust.
  Reggie: It's a big secret, Woolie. He could've said "I don't know! I don't know! Why are you still here?"
  • Only a few steps away, they find a man insisting that he's going to win a shiny new card for his young son. Woolie and Reggie pause to joke that the man is neglecting his family for his gambling addiction, and that the son is begging him to come home, only for the boy to deliver that exact joke.
  • Eventually, Woolie gives in and watches a two-minute video of a guy explaining the rules of the game in layman's terms. It just leaves him more confused and even angrier.
  Woolie: The explanation of how the game works has made me hate it more! I didn't think that was possible, but somehow learning how it works has increased the loathing! The loathing festers!
  Reggie: The less you know...
  Woolie: I can't believe it!
  Reggie: The more fun it is!
  Woolie: I'm shocked to discover there's more hatred inside of me!
  Reggie: That's kinda crazy.
  Woolie: I should love this! I love the other card games.
  Reggie: Uh-huh.
  Woolie: Pazaak, Gwent, Triple Triad, all of it! I'll nuke an LP by having fun with a card game!
• In Burmecia, Woolie meets a moogle with a strong desire for Kupo Nuts, and his sudden bursts of strength to get to them makes Woolie and Reggie compare him to a crackhead looking for a fix.
  Woolie: Liquid nut, right into the veins. Requiem for a Kupo Nut.
• In Conde Petie, they realize that all dwarves living there have Scottish accents, which makes it a challenge for Woolie and Reggie to voice them:
  Woolie: My brain... style-switching! Gun-Trick-Sword! Gun-Trick! Scot-Irish-kid-child! Dork-child! Scot! Queen-Scot-queen!

Woolie VS King of the Castle

• When the rebels break into the castle to seize the king, Reggie (who, until then, had been roleplaying as the King's Hand) immediately points and shouts "He's right there!", to uproarous cackling from Woolie.
  • After the epilogue is read out, Woolie makes an addition:
  Woolie: Hand of the King Reggie skulks into the new throne room, going "I believe I may be of some assistance, sire."

Woolie VS Street Fighter 6: World Tour

• Woolie experiments with giving ShoutOfEarth super armor, which stops his character from flinching and being interrupted when taking damage, though the character still suffers a momentary "freeze" during hit registration. This last detail comes to bite him during a two-on-one fight with some thugs. Having been backed into a single corner, they start spamming a standing quick punch, in exactly the right tempo together to stun-lock Woolie for a several seconds and take out half his life bar.
• During the training with Chun Li, Reggie suffers a Freudian Slip when reading her dialogue:
  Reggie: "I've faced all manner of opponents. That includes fiercely powerful toes—foes." (Reggie covers his eyes shamefully and slouches back, giggling.)
  Woolie: Save it! We're not there yet! We'll get there soon enough! Just hold that moxie for later. We're talking to Chun Li right now. Get your head in the game, Reggie.
  Reggie: (Still giggling) My apologies.
• Whenever Reggie is reading out character dialogue, he always pronounces Shout Of Earth in Robo Speak, due to the game putting the character name in a weirdly sharp font compared to regular text.
• The boys waste no opportunities to make fun of the Street Fighter cast based on stereotypes of their player bases. Ken in particular gets roasted non-stop, even as he preaches against the Attack! Attack! Attack! mentality of the traditional Ken player.
• Woolie is horrified when he finds out the equipment Bosch asked him to bring was to make a bomb. Because now how is he supposed to travel the world if he is a flight risk?

Woolie VS Final Fantasy XVI

• Once Woolie and Reggie finally see the full extent of how Bearers are treated in Valistea, they instantly compare it with the black slaves' experience.
  Reggie: We're far from getting reparations for the Bearers.
  Woolie: Bro, we still have to get through Bearer Jim Crow laws.
  Reggie: You know...
  Woolie: The fuck you mean?
  Reggie: (incredulously) "What do you mean, I can't ride this chocobo?"
• Later on they do a side-quest where a person is afraid to be called a "Bearer-lover" by his community:
  Woolie: Reggie, this is kind of upsetting, cause we don't have to make jokes.
  Reggie: We can't!
  Woolie: They're already there. "Bearer-lover"? Are you kidding me? Well, yeah, the script's got it covered, bro.
• In Part 21 Reggie claims that there hasn't been any mass murder in a while and that everybody said everything's going to be okay, so he assumes that very soon there'll be an army coming in to kill everybody. And he's proven right just a minute later when the Imperial Army comes in to purge Eastpool:
  Reggie: Ah, yes! This is the best! I told you! I could feel it! Fuck your hope! Ugh! That's the best call-out I've ever done on this channel for years! (Woolie laughing) Ugh! I'm so... turgid right now, let's go! Let's go, Empire, you know how to write a book!
  • After that he even starts singing "This Fire" by Franz Ferdinand:
  Reggie: (singing) This fire is out of control...
  Woolie: Out of control...
  Reggie: (singing) Gotta burn this village, burn this village.
• In Part 31 they encounter two villages that talk about dancing the "gallows jig" if they're not careful with their words, which makes Woolie of the dancing kids on the Internet:
  Woolie: The gallows jig? Wow.
  Reggie: That is crude.
  Woolie: The cool new dance all the kids are doing on TikTok. Jesus Christ.
• In Part 37 Woolie jokes that forty percent of the town destruction should warrant using your dominant and going all out. Reggie has a counter that makes Woolie concede to fifty plus one percent.
  Reggie: Woolie, if forty percent was enough, Quebec would be a country.

Woolie VS Baldur's Gate 3

• Episode 1 is entirely character creation. One of the first things Pat (who is backseating) does is tell Woolie which of the playable races will give him the best Fantastic Racism experience, leading him to select tiefling.
• Pat tells Reggie to pick up the Beast Tongue warlock power to speak with animals.
  Pat: Every time you see a bird, or a dog, or a cow, or a fish, you will now be able to talk to them like a normal person, whereas Woolie will only hear "moo moo, bark bark".
  Woolie: Well, that's a whole bunch more romance options you get access to.
  Reggie: Yeah. I can also talk to Woodruff.
• Reggie grows increasingly peeved that Woolie keeps talking to characters before he can (particularly Shadowheart), since interactions can only play once. Woolie, leaning into the obvious joke of Reggie being cock-blocked, declares that "Faerûn does not need a Red Shepherd."
• Pat signs off from the first night of recording, but not before quickly informing Reggie that he can kill Woolie at any time.
• When Gale asks to join the party, Reggie asks Woolie if he trusts this wizard.
  Woolie: I trust everybody who I saw on that NPC list of character creation, and no-one else. You know who wasn't on that list? You.
• Entering the hideout of a gang of child thieves, Woolie and Reggie are caught by a kid who threatens them unless they leave by the count of ten. Woolie is unimpressed, until the kid starts counting while the gameplay resumes. Immediately unnerved, he activates turn-based mode to slow the progression of time, while he and Reggie try to figure out a way to stop the kid with spells of charm and hold person. They then proceed to rifle through the kid's pockets while he's helpless.
  Woolie: Alight, nothing painful yet. We're just telling the kid to, just, not move.
  Reggie: You could toggle non-lethal attacks.
  Woolie: Nonono, I'm not even tryin' to swing, bro. Not even trying to swing. Just hold the kid down. These fucking smug kids need to know what's coming.
  • Later, Reggie gets arrested in connection to abusing the kid (since the two players are treated by the story as one personality), and Woolie happily throws him under the bus and leaves him to rot in the cell. Reggie then has to figure out how to escape the crude jail on his own, while Woolie wanders off and learns how to play music from a local bard.
• The boys fail to save another child from marauding harpies, due to the boy fleeing at the wrong time and triggering an opportunity attack. After playing his new lute as a bitter sendoff, Woolie shamelessly loots the child's corpse for pocket change. Reggie attempts to do the same, only to accidentally stow the entire corpse in his inventory, to his own surprise. After letting Woodruff test speak with dead on the body, Reggie decides he's going to continue carrying the dead child, to Woolie's immense disapproval.
  Reggie: Can I put him back in my pocket?
  Woolie: You can— (deflating pause, as he realizes what's happening) Yeah, Reggie. You can carry around the dead little boy.
  Reggie: Alright! (Picks up corpse) Maybe someone will be happy, you know? "Oh my god, what are you doing with my dead kid?" I found him like that.
  Woolie: I've already ejected away from the bit, so...
  Reggie: How much gold does that weigh?
  Woolie: Ask your peers on the market you like to peruse.
  Reggie: To be fair, a "Mirkon" sounds more valuable than a "Kevin", you know? A Mirkon, like; "oh, that sounds fancy, that sounds exotic." I dunno who I should give it to, though.
  Woolie: Your hero, folks. Your hero. Here lies your hero.
  • Woolie makes to save the game after passing through the druid grove, only to abort and declare that he doesn't want to save his progress so long as Reggie is carrying the dead child.
    Reggie: It might come in useful later!
    Woolie: Get rid of the kid!
    Reggie: Oh, man. I was so happy to have a kid—
    Woolie: BACK TO JAIL!!
  • In a lull, Woolie asks Reggie to hand him a healing potion, but Reggie fumbles the radial menu and instead throws it at Woodruff, causing tensions to boil over. Reggie gives Woolie's character a shove in response to the scolding, and Woolie retaliates by activating turn-based mode and laying into Raegon with Flurry of Blows.
    Woolie: You know it's not 8pm, right? Are we doing this, bro? You looking for content? You want content? How're we playing this game right now?
    Reggie: I give you a little shove, and you break my bones. That's how you're gonna go about this.
    Woolie: Don't put your hands on me, I'm a monk, I can't control my unarmed action.
    Reggie: 'Cause you're stupid. Look at your stats; intelligence down the gutter!
    Woolie: I am stupid. I'm stupid healthy. You've got a dead child down your wierd-ass creepy fucking pants.
    Reggie: I'm 'bout to put you in my pockets, if you keep talking like that.
    Woolie: You are on the registered offender list!
    Reggie: (Brandishes spell) I will Eldritch Blast your ass so hard!
    Woolie: You are literally forced to let your neighbors know when you're in the neighborhood, the fuck you talkin' about!?

Woolie vs. Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

• Woolie and Reggie's reaction to Faux getting his head lopped off is to sit in Stunned Silence for a second before Woolie starts awkwardly singing "The Concept of Love".
• Near the end of the playthrough, a fan of the channel made a Game Mod that put Woolie and Reggie into the game as playable characters, which they then proceeded to use. Woolie's character replaces Tryce, which is all well and good (and Woolie even takes a moment to gush about how accurate the model is)...while Reggie replaces Solace, leading to this hilarious moment when he's finally revealed.

Woolie vs. Half-Life 2

Salt Party

Game & Wario (Islands)

• Woolie is none too pleased when Minh smugly takes the first match while neglecting to fully explain the game mechanics to his friends.
• As the Salty Scales match enters its final round, Reggie and Minh both get anxious as they try to negotiate the level's tricky balancing-scale gimmick without screwing themselves over. Minh especially, since he can't distinguish Reggie's red pieces from Woolie's green pieces, to Woolie's immense amusement.
  Woolie: When I planned for some party games, I forgot that we had a multiplier that is Minh's color-blinded nature, which is the greatest feature on all of Woolie Versus right now!
• The Tippy Tower match ends almost immediately when Reggie's first move shifts the balance too far and causes the entire playing field to collapse into the sea. Woolie, who had gone first and thus already had points marked, wins by default, and is quick to engage in Unsportsmanlike Gloating despite only winning through sheer circumstance.
• Woolie continues gloating through the Arrow Atoll match, a full-on Luck-Based Mission, and with his last move is set to win again thanks to a lucky roll of a random score pad. However, right before the match is called, a seagull swoops in and steals a single green piece from the pad, causing Woolie's score to drop below Reggie's. Woolie is not amused.
  Reggie: BIRD! BIIIIRD!!
  Minh: Well done, Reggie. Good job.
  Woolie: After the perfect play — after the most flawless play — a fucking hammer falls from the sky, and you grab it, and then you break open the smash ball that spawns right in front of you.

Wii Party U

• After Reggie refers to Minh as his "teammate" after a 1v2 minigame, Woolie snarks that their animosity across the Salt Parties has grown to the point of Minh and Reggie actively colluding to bring him down whenever possible. Minh cheekily admits that he doesn't care about winning, as much as seeing Woolie lose.
  • After a minigame intermission, Minh elaborates that he's gunning for Woolie because, not long ago, Woolie and Pat were dissing his favorite Pokémon, Wartortle, on Castle Super Beast. This ignites a fresh debate about Wartortle's design.
• The Mad Hatters minigame, where players pick hats to wear, but will only score points if no-one else chose the same hat. Unfortunately, Woolie and Reggie are thinking on the same wavelength, leading to them picking the same hat on every round except the last, to their growing amusement and panic.
• Minh is the first to reach a threshold door, and is tasked with rolling a bunch of dice with red and green faces, passing if he rolls any green. Woolie and Reggie tease Minh's Colorblind Confusion to claim that he rolled nothing but green, complementing him on his 'lucky' roll.
• The "Balloon Boppers" minigame, a free-for-all arena where everyone has a mallet and a balloon that will pop in one strike. Immediately psyched out, nobody makes a move to attack each-other until only ten seconds remain on the clock.
  Woolie: Treachery is afoot. Prepare for bullshit.
  (Minigame begins. Everyone remains where they are in dead silence, waiting for someone else to make a move. After five seconds, everyone breaks out in loud, nervous laughter.)
  Woolie: So- So- So what happened to "staredowns never happen"? Staredowns never happen, right!? Fuck Gameranx! Staredowns never happen, they say!
  Minh: Hold on a second! Green and red... Which one is Woolie!? WHICH ONE IS WOOLIE!?
• "Shutterbird", a game Woolie deliberately avoided for several rounds, where they need to search with cameras and take a photo of a bird that has big, angry eyebrows. Reggie and Minh find the bird instantly, to Woolie's shock.
  Minh: It's funny, Woolie; you talk shit about Shutterbird, I pick Shutterbird for you.
  Reggie: And I didn't mind, because I am one with the birds. Birds are always on my side.
  

Starwhal

• A map with ice blocks enables Minh to wedge himself into a corner with Reggie, who begs to be set free. Minh then panics alongside Reggie when Woolie swoops down on his trapped opponents, scoring six points on them before they can wriggle free.
• The "Heart Throb" rounds, a game of keepaway where there's only one heart that trades between players when stabbed. It quickly becomes a series of extra-hard Curbstomp Battles, where Minh's superior piloting skills allow him to steal the heart and lead Reggie and Woolie on a futile chase, while laughing his ass off and taunting them. Woolie and Reggie are fed up with it after the third round, and call the session as soon as Reggie manages to eke out an extremely narrow (Minh had 29 points) win.

Dokapon Kingdom

• Part 0:
  • The boys prepare to run a short three-week normal match of Dokapon in order to get their feet wet. After Woolie describes Story Mode as being 80 hours long, Minh encourages everyone watching to beg Woolie to play a full Dokapon Kingdom LP. Woolie is having none of it, wary of the loss in video traffic that Arc Fatigue could induce:
    Woolie: Okay, yeah, get everyone hyped up, and then when they don't show up on episode three-hundred and fourty-five, whose fault is that? (...) The salt begins, and is directed at the audience right now, because no-one would stick around for the whole thing. No-one would! Madness! It's fucking suicid— We barely made it to the end of Death Stranding! Fuck off! Fuck off, all of you! And guess what? Death Stranding's not even done! We have another two or three episodes of that shit that still have to come out! So motherfuckers need to chill!
    • Continuing his sour mood, Woolie names his character "FUK CHAT".
  • On the opening Sunday, Reggie runs right into a town battle and dies in a single hit. After losing most of the week reviving, he investigates a red loot space on Friday and promptly loses all of his money. The following Saturday, Reggie then moves a single space and passes onto another continent, only to be attacked by a level 40 monster. Reggie is so frustrated that he promptly mashes buttons to skip through the results screen of the first week, spiting everyone who wanted to see the standings.
  • Reggie heads for the weapon shop to buy some gear, only for his class's Video Game Stealing ability to kick in due to Minh standing on the same space. The random item stolen? A meal that Minh was asked to deliver elsewhere for a sidequest, which Reggie immediately sells off at the weapon shop for 4000G. Woolie and Minh marvel at the sheer scumminess of the act.
    • Reggie then attempts to rob the store and loses the game of Roshambo, netting himself a bounty of 20'000G. Minh immediately declares it to be karma at work.
  • The standings of the second week come in. Woolie, who has saved only a single town, cackles with glee when he discovers he recieves 140'000G in weekly income, causing his performance rating to vastly outstrip Reggie and Minh combined.
    Woolie: Save your towns, boys! Stonks are at an all-time high!
  • The game ends after the third week. Last place goes to Reggie, who earns the "Equal to Poop" award.
    Woolie: "That was terrible"! You should be ashamed"! "Equal to Poop" award! The game said it! The King himself has declared it!
    • At the very end of the video, Reggie gets in one final snark at Woolie:
      Reggie: As a man "equal to poop"... eat shit.
• Reggie, being in dead last place, gets the opportunity to sign a costly Deal with the Devil and become a darkling. Woolie is more disgusted by his hesitation than for simply taking the deal.
  • When the contract expires, Reggie re-discovers to his alarm that becoming a darkling consumed everything his character owned, including personal equipment, town deeds and money - As he hadn't dealt much lasting damage to Woolie and Minh during the contract's time limit, Reggie ended up being left even further behind in the rankings than he was previously.
• An Epidemic hits the kingdom... while the video is being filmed in the middle of the COVID-19 lockdown. The crew is stuck on the screen for several minutes while they recompose themselves.
• Everything was going on with healthy trash talking and snark...Till one of the viewers decided to start a winnings pool for whoever wins the game. Cue Woolie calling it "The Blood Pool" and becoming increasingly paranoid.
  • From then on, the Salt Party title sequence changed to a Trap version of the game's overland music...With the "Hoes Mad" sample from Famous Dex's hit track.
• Part 12:
  • Minh casts Death Call on Pockets, cursing her to die after a time limit unless she defeats the caster in combat. Woolie promptly chases Minh into the Lava Cave, quickly catching up thanks to Minh getting trapped in a lengthy battle (though he quickly used Escape to postpone the confrontation). Meanwhile, Reggie (who has just respawned early after an unrelated death) realizes he has the perfect opportunity to screw Woolie over: On his turn, he casts Mix-Up, a field magic that randomly swaps around the locations and inventories of every player. As a result, Reggie is teleported to the Lava Cave, while Pockets is thrown all the way back to Dokapon Castle, beyond any hope of reaching Minh in time.
  • Minh becomes so enraged by one of Woolie's analogies that he requests to be muted. The analogy in question? Calling Minh's desperation like getting extra butter on your popcorn.
  Woolie: A very deliberate choice of words.
• Part 18:
  • Still heavily stricken with debt after meeting Dr. Exile in the previous episode, Minh is inspired to try using the Gold Bug — an item that will either double your wealth, or bankrupt you. As it turns out, when Minh ends up "bankrupt", it resets the gold counter to zero, thereby erasing all of his debt.
• Part 19:
  • Woolie gets into a battle with a cockatrice, which paralyzes him and renders him incapable of attacking or defending. Reggie, sensing an opportunity, moves to enter a simultaneous battle with the injured Woolie, and discovers that the paralysis state persists between the fights. Reggie promptly curb-stomps Woolie and takes all of the money the latter had accumulated from the Sunken Shrine — 1.3 million gold — while cackling like a madman the whole time.
  • Later, Minh manages to catch Reggie, who immediately surrenders when he fails to win the initiative. Woolie accuses the pair of making a truce against him, citing the lack of animosity and "killing intent" in the confrontation, which prompts Minh to contemplate sparing Reggie for the sake of spiting Woolie...
• Part 20:
  • ...Only for Minh to abruptly double back and quickly steal the remaining half-million gold from Reggie.
  • Rico spawns roadblocks on two spaces, and Woolie respawns to discover that he's been entirely boxed into a single space and unable to move, causing the entire group to burst out laughing.
• Part 22:
  • Reggie, after lagging behind for some time, succeeds in escorting Princess Penny back to the castle, earning him a property worth quite a bit of money. Woolie manages to reign his salt in spite of Reggie's showboating...until the results screen pops up at the round's end showing Reggie now has as much money as both him and Mihn combined. Woolie's incredulous shout of What the FUCK!? is only made better by the brief manic episode he has on the couch. Its got so bad he had to actually stop recording to calm himself.
• Part 31 opens with Minh reading The Art of War (Sun Tzu) with Woolie losing it at the sight and Reggie being amazed Minh can read.
• Part 49:
  • Woolie defeats overlord Rico and get first place. After five minutes of gloating Mitch Digger shows up and doubles all the worth of Reggie's towns in Africa and he takes back the lead. Woolie is not amused.
• Part 63 FINAL: The Eighth Gate:
  • In the post-game discussion, Minh reveals that he intends to combine the blood pool with the peace pool, and divide the money evenly among the group. Reggie jokingly admits that he's still upset over losing to Minh... because he was also planning to do the "hero move" if he won, and now laments that he can't even get karma for being a Graceful Loser due to Minh's kindness. This prompts Minh to declare that "the ultimate salt is generosity", to uproarious laughter.
    • Woolie, meanwhile, admits that he would've accepted the blood pool without hesitation.
      Woolie: If I was a liar, I would say "me too" — but no, I was gonna take that money, and that's why I am beyond shocked you're- that that's what you're gonna do.

Dokapon Journey

• Part 1: STRIKE
  • The very first turn Reggie takes, he choses to visit a town and fight the local monster, who turns out to have close to triple his stats and crushes him in a single blow. While everyone has a laugh at Reggie being a Butt-Monkey as usual, Woolie admits that if he had rolled high enough, he likely would have been the one to make that mistake.
  • Woolie loses his first two fights by going for Strike and finding himself nailed by a Counter-Attack. The second time around, a frustrated Woolie insists a lesson has been learned, but Minh is quick to needle him:
    Minh: You know, there's a saying that my dad keeps saying — The first error is a mistake, but if you return on the same error, it's a fault.
    Woolie: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
    • Woolie later fights a mob who tries to counter him twice, to everyone's amusement, thwarted because Woolie had grown paranoid after the first two incidents.
      Woolie: Four! Four!
      Minh: I bet that was the same guy who killed you earlier — like, after he killed you and you went back, he was like "Hey, here we go again my friend!"
      Woolie: Let it be known, that was four. Jesus fucking Christ. No chill.
  • Reggie interrupts a field battle to attack Minh, the first PVP encounter of the game. They aren't sure at first whether watching the screen will advertise Reggie's actions to Minh through button flashing (it does), so Minh is ordered to look away from the screen. However, Woolie catches Minh trying to discreetly peek at the screen through a nearby reflection (Minh, for his part, insists he was trying to watch Reggie's expression).
    • Minh allows the monster he was fighting to kill him, to deny Reggie the satisfaction of getting first blood, and insists that they're even because Reggie gets to have the XP and gold from defeating the wounded monster his next turn. Woolie chides him, claiming that it's awfully early in the game to be making convoluted "Monopoly deals".
  • The couch summarizes the first half-hour:
    Reggie: So, everybody felt death.
    Woolie: Everybody ate shit, real quick. That was very fast.
    Reggie: Just in case you forgot what universe this was.
    Woolie: It's been a half-hour. It's been thirty minutes, and shit has been eaten.
  • Woolie tries his luck with a town battle, only to be smacked down for 69 damage, eliciting a scattered chorus of "nice" from the couch.
  • Reggie opens a yellow chest and gains the Footsore spell, eliciting much groaning.
    Woolie: We remember that. We remember the end. The slow, crawling end.
• Part 2: BEG
• Part 3: BLOOD
  • The blood pool returns, orchestrated by the same fan who set up the previous one. This time it comes with a condition — the money cannot be shared or split by the winner. Minh adds the further stipulation that there will be no peace pool for the losers this time around.
    Woolie: No feelgoods allowed, huh? That's so brutal, dude.
    Minh: I dunno. I think it feels pretty good when you win.
• Part 7: PRIORS
  • Reggie's bounty expires, prompting a bit of wordplay snark about how he isn't wanted anymore. However, Since he's still dirt-poor and lacks a weapon, Reggie immediately declares that he needs "to rob something or someone", leading Woolie to make a slew of jokes comparing him to an ex-convict who starts committing more crimes as soon as he's out of prison.
    Woolie: Oh my god; goddammit Reggie! You got priors, nigga! The fuck you doin'!? Fuck's you doin'!? We're tryin' to help you, man!
    Reggie: I just got out, where am I gonna go!? They gave me a bed! I pumped some iron! All my boys are in there! I trained in prison!
    Woolie: He just got out, and he's like "I ain't know no other way"! Have you even tried!? Have you even considered maybe trying to get outta the life!?
    Reggie: Yo, I brought my resume to the store; I didn't even walk out the door before I heard "Kobe!" You know that thing went in the trash, man! You know I got nothing else to do.
    Woolie: You gotta fight for a better life!
    Reggie: (Scanning the map) Where's that shop? I'm pulling up. Can I pull up? Tell me I can pull up. Oh my god, I can't pull up?
    Woolie: Slow scene as Reggie walks to the cash register with a chocolate bar, and the cashier knows what's going on; and you know, but you haven't decided yet. You're thinking about it, and you put the chocolate down on the counter, real slowly.
• Part 10: SWAP
  • Woolie attacks Minh and knocks out 98% of the latter's health with his first move, only for Minh to cleverly use the Swap spell and trade their HP values, setting himself up for an easy victory. However, the very next combat round, Minh suddenly surrenders and walks away empty-handed, having forgotten his own move during Reggie's (very short) intervening turn. After a belated realization on Minh's part, his sheepish confession leaves Woolie and Reggie dumbstruck.
• Part 11: WOOLIE'S CREDIT CARD
  • Woolie and Reggie start a battle, with Reggie overthinking his attacks for so long that Minh falls asleep waiting for the fight to finish.
  • However, Reggie's overthinking isn't for naught, as he wins the fight and takes off with 152,961 gold. He then proceeds to run off and lose a chunk of it to monster battles, before blowing the rest on new equipment and items, leading to the discussion that gives the episode its name.
    Reggie: (buying equipment) Yeah, I can get it all.
    Woolie: Black card, black card.
    Reggie: Yeeeeah, Woolie made it! All Black!
    Woolie: Homie spending all my money. All my fucking money. Fucking sleeping in my houses, crashing my cars.
    Reggie: In different cities too.
    Woolie: On my goddamn dime. Jetsetting around the world, popping bottles, picking up girls on someone else's clout!
    Reggie: Put it on the tab!
• Part 14: DARKLING 2ND
  • Minh resorts to becoming the Darkling once again, but the couch notices a startling change — Rather than a single week, Minh's transformation now lasts twenty-one days, leading Woolie and Reggie to realize that the seemingly-underpowered Journey darkling multiplies its timer based on how many chapters have been completed.
    • However, Minh fixates on pursuing Reggie into the lava cave, ignoring settlements in favor of getting battle kills against his rivals... and right after he enters, the game sees fit to drop a roadblock at the entrance of the lava cave, leaving Minh trapped until his lengthy darkling contract expires^note (with no warp pad in the lava cave, the only way to get out is to die in battle and respawn, and the darkling never triggers monster encounters). Woolie's howl of shocked delight says it all.
      Woolie: DOKAPON!! DOKAPON!!!
    • To top it all off, the tight confines and awkward geography of the lava cave turn the darkling's high number of spinners into a liability, as Minh repeatedly overshoots Reggie's position. The one time he does catch up, Reggie is in "give up" mode and thus unable to be targeted for combat. After close to two weeks of this chase, Reggie finally realizes that if he dies, he'll get out of the cave through respawning, and promptly sacrifices himself to a monster encounter, rendering Minh's entire pursuit for naught.
      Minh: (Sullenly) I don't like Dokapon Journey.
• Part 15: REJECTION
  • Reggie heads over to a town to take it over, selecting one that is guarded by a unicorn, the weakest of the enemies he looks at. The boys make fun of the unicorn's stats and general odds of winning, only to go into panic mode as it proceeds to nearly take Reggie out, constantly threatening him with a potential instant-death attack and dodging his strikes. Reggie gets so spooked that he throws out one of his limited Heckfire spells to get rid of it without thinking.
  • Woolie gets hit with the most Dokapon turn ever. He burns a three-spinner only to roll a total of 5, and upon finishing his move, he's pulled into an event against Roche, who challenges him to Rock-Paper-Scissors. If Woolie loses, Roche takes half his money. Cue an instant loss and half of the wealth Woolie built up during Minh's Darkling turns vanishing into thin air.
    Reggie: You lose, I take half your money. You win, nothing happens.
  • Chapter 3's mission is to find Princess Penny a new dress for the ball. After spending the whole episode running up and down the continent searching, Woolie presents his selection to the princess... only to be told she hates every single one.

Minh's Birthday Special

Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes

• Minh's attempts to describe non-English letters trips up Woolie and Reggie, as Minh identifies one as a "backwards N" and another as a "Resident Evil health cardiograph". Since Woolie and Reggie can't look at the screen, this wastes precious time, and Minh soon loses patience and riskily brute-forces the rest of the sequences without Reggie and Woolie's input. Afterword, they check the manual for the symbols Minh was describing, and Woolie teases him for his bizarre descriptions (namely that the "N" looks significantly more like an "H").
• Minh gets stuck on a Simon Says module, racking up strikes. Woolie tries to ask for more info, but Minh dismisses him with a confusing sentence so unintentionally funny that it gets plastered on the screen as a quote, while the group guffaws together at the game over screen:
  "I don't need help right now, I just need to fucking understand what the fuck this means."

  —Minh, famous last words before his death on his birthday, October 20th, 2023.

Unspottable

• Woolie spends the entire session in dead last, and admits the game fills him with constant anxiety and dread. The YouTube upload title goes as far as to call Unspottable "The game that broke Woolie".
  Woolie: This game— I've never had a feeling so instantly of "I can't do this". (Laugh) The style of what this game is, I can just tell immediately, I am not capable of doing this well. I'm immediately in over my head, it's kinda crazy.

Other

Get Into Fighting Games

(For Fun):

• Skullgirls 2nd Encore:
  • The last online matches of the stream are against a player named "CCND|JMD!", who subjects Woolie to a series of effortless Curbstomp Battles. However, the crowning moment is his penultimate move in the third match — Using Big Band's "Free Form" to belt out a vaudeville trumpet playoff before delivering the finisher. Woolie and Reggie break out into shocked, uproarious laughter, so blown away that they need to leave their seats to compose themselves. They promptly decide to stop playing and switch to Them's Fightin' Herds instead.
    Reggie: Seven notes. That's all he needed to send a message.
  • It should be noted that CCND|JMD! cancelled into "Free Form" from Valentine's "EKG Flatliner" right before the final stroke that would've finished Woolie. He did it explicitly to rub his opponent's face in it.
• Street Fighter 6
  • During the May beta, Woolie and Reggie play some games against the fans, using the Modern control scheme to see how viable it is. After Reggie fails to close out a match after performing a Modern level 3 super, Woolie spins the idea of the game telling the player when they would have won a round by doing the Classic version instead.

(For Glory):

• During the Guilty Gear Strive Season 2 de-rusting video, Woolie talks about the balance changes and airs some hilariously unhinged ideas, like giving Ramlethal a version of Nagoriyuki's blood meter. It quickly turns into a mad back-and-forth against the Twitch chat of giving characters busted tools, but robbing them of basic gameplay functions.
• During a reaction stream one of the video selected is a four minutes compilation of Reggie eating Galactica Phantom across multiple King of Fighters games. Reggie is not amused.

Kingdom Death: Monster

Prologue:

• FistOCuffs9 introduces himself to the audience:
  Hello, my name's FistOCuffs, you'll know me from the following... (lengthy Beat) ...Yeah, that's it, okay.
• When FistOCuffs' character gets trapped against the edge of the playing field with the White Lion (who is currently unable to target anyone but him due to how the system works), Woolie points out that he was seriously Tempting Fate already by naming his survivor "Tony Coolguy", because the cool guy always dies first.
• Woolie reveals that his first game of Kingdom Death: Monster featured his character rolling a crit and ripping off the White Lion's testicles during an attack, which led to that particular game going down in infamy as the "Steel Ball Run".
  • When the "Fuzzy Groin" damage card is drawn during the battle, Woolie starts chanting "Steel Ball Run" repeatedly in the hope that FistOCuffs will roll a crit like he did.
• When the time comes to found and name their settlement, the party christens it "Stankonia".
• The crafting system is explored, and Woolie expresses amusement when he learns he can combine the White Lion's testicles with some bones to somehow create an axe.

First Hunt:

• Tony Coolguy is left behind to be mayor of Stankonia, and his spot on the party is filled by Ethan the Failure. After helping defeat the second White Lion, Ethan is promoted to "the Mildly Incompetent".
• During the hunt, the party stumbles upon the Cauldron random event, which can grant random buffs and/or mental derangements to anyone who eats its contents. Woolie expresses shocked glee when GreatBlackOtaku's character gains the Immortal insanity, briefly thinking Aigis had legitimately become immortal from drinking the cauldron's stew instead of just developing a delusion.
• The first party death isn't due to a monster attack, but a reenactment of the successful hunt which ends with Earth killing Tony Coolguy, the survivor portraying the monster.
  Woolie: Jesus Christ, what do we do when we are bored!?
  • Even better when you realize this made Woolie's earlier prediction (that the "cool guy" always dies first) come true, just not in the way anyone expected.
• Thanks to the death, the settlement acquires the principle of Cannibalize, which means the survivors immediately strip Tony's corpse for a random basic resource. They end up with "Love Juice", to everyone's immediate amusement.
  FistOCuffs: The lust of killing your mayor has given you the ability to breed.
  GreatBlackOtaku: We killed and ate our mayor, and now -
  FistOCuffs: - and now everyone is horny.
  Woolie" Nothing turns the settlement on like eating a dead person.
• When the settlement needs to chose a child-rearing principle, the group selects Survival of the Fittest, which prompts Woolie to start imaging Stankonia's children being raised the way Heihachi raised Kazuya, complete with some footage of Tekken 7 to illustrate the point.
  Woolie: We throw our babies off the cliff and let them climb back up to the top. Heihachi that shit.

Screaming Antelope:

• Woolie provides a quick summary of the previous episodes:
  Woolie: We killed two lions, we decided we're going to cannibalize our dead bodies, babies get tossed off of cliffsides, and I believe I killed a guy in the middle of a play.
  GreatBlackOtaku: So, you know, a regular weekend.
• In the Settlement Phase, two unnamed inhabitants of Stankonia attempt to conceive. The mother dies in childbirth, her infant does not survive, the father develops a phobia of bladed implements, and the settlement mourns. On the plus side, the settlement can cannibalize the corpses to gain basic resources, which yields two Hide materials. Woolie immediately gets the idea to one day craft armor made entirely of baby hide. However, he later clarifies that it wouldn't be made of baby hide - it would be made of living babies, who would suffer status ailments like poison on his behalf.
  Woolie: The best kind of armor! Baby armor! No-one can attack me in my baby armor◊!
  • And the father? Due to acquiring a mental derangement, he became a full-fledged character by the rules of the game. However, the players agree that it's not at all a very useful insanity (it prevents him from ever using or equipping bladed weapons), and quietly shelf him in the settlement, christening him "GUY WE'LL NEVER USE".

Hooded Knight:

• On the hunt for another White Lion to grind crafting materials from, they stumble across the "Lovelorn Rock" random event, in which every survivor must roll a dice, and the one with the lowest score falls in love with a large rock that now takes up a slot in their inventory. Mothman loses the roll-off and ends up with the rock in Chun Li's inventory... which is represented by Havel the Rock.
  • Another random event that crops up is "It Whispers Your Name", in which Aigis is seduced by one of the millions of stone faces in the ground and passionately makes out with it, to the disgust of her party (who all suffer a point of brain damage from the sight) and the amusement of the players.
    Woolie: Everyone's in love with a rock, apparently.
  • GreatBlackOtaku points out that he is wearing gloves made of babies, and yet rock kissing is the line, apparently.
• During the fight with the White Lion, GreatBlackOtaku expresses aggressive disinterest towards the Lion targeting Aigis, openly challenging the monster to hit him as hard as it can. Woolie finds this amusing.
  Woolie: He smacks you, and then you just smack yourself; you're like "I'll show you how it's done!".
  • FistOCuffs performs a ranged attack on the White Lion, drawing the "Beast's Chest" damage card. He rolls one critical to land a perfect shot, and another critical to puncture the Lion's heart, killing it instantly. The entire group breaks out into shocked cheering. Ethan the Mildly Incompetent is promoted to Ethan the Sniper.
• A plague breaks out in Stankonia, announced by an image of PlagueOfGripes's YouTube profile icon slowly fading into view behind the bright red plague alert. Ethan, Samus, Chun Li and Aigis all contract the plague and die, due to the settlement lacking the Bloodletting trait. According to Woolie, Earth develops Survivor's Guilt in the aftermath, renaming him "Earth the Guilty".
• New survivors are rolled up, including Griffith and Casca. The first thing FistOCuffs suggests?
  FistOCuffs: Alright, Griffith and Casca, let's use the Love Juice and make a baby!
  Woolie: Stop! Stop! Back down!
  • Unfortunately, they proceed to roll a one on the Intimacy table, which not only means the birth failed, but Casca and Griffith decide to instead commit suicide together by walking out into the wilds, unable to bear the weight of the world they inhabit. Cue Record Scratch.
    Woolie: (Incredulous) You fucking pussies!
• With Stankonia's population plummeting thanks to the plague and botched Intimacy roll, FistOCuffs decides to pull "GUY WE'LL NEVER USE" out of the dustbin to keep playing. The general consensus is that "desperate times call for desperate measures".
• Freshly-rolled survivors Morrigan and Chie succeed in an Intimacy roll:
  Woolie: Yay, Persona babies!
  GreatBlackOtaku: Social Link up!
• The Hooded Knight visits what remains of Stankonia, and Earth (the only experienced character still alive) is gifted the Twilight Sword, with the rules indicating that the Knight will one day return to challenge Earth to a duel. Woolie is fascinated by this turn of events, noticing that the sword cannot be removed from his inventory, has Magikarp Power, deals bonus damage to the Final Boss, is drawn in a way that indicates its much longer than the card can depict, is cursed, and is sentient. He surmises that it's basically Soul Edge.

The Butcher:

• The video's description:
  This is a Nemesis Encounter. The true Kingdom Death ass-reaming experience starts here.
• The Butcher's first attack in the battle is "Hack City", where he rolls four dice and then rolls an additional dice for every successful hit he made on the initial roll (or two if he rolled a crit). Earth receives a five-hit beatdown, but in doing so gains the chance to discover the Butcher's technique by rolling a die. Woolie rolls a perfect 10, unlocking the ability to roll additional attack dice himself by controlling his breathing during combat, along with gaining +3 survival points. Woolie considers the damage taken Worth It, declaring that Earth has discovered the art of Hamon Breathing.
• The party circles around the Butcher to hack away at him, in by-now-standard tactics. The Butcher's response is to pull out the "Overpower" trap; and area-of-effect counterattack that strikes every adjacent tile, sending everyone in the party flying backwards away from the boss.

Flower Knight:

• Chie, the only woman the camp has yet, gets banned because a lantern disfigured her.
  Woolie: Get the fuck out, Chie! You're ugly now.
• Earth once again procs a special event during the battle and learns a unique weapon art from the boss. The comments section quickly swells with people pointing out that Earth is rapidly becoming The Hero, but at the same time also eagerly awaiting the day when Earth abruptly dies from a unlucky dice roll outside combat.

Armoured Strangers

• Woolie lampshades Earth's status as the unofficial protagonist of the series, pointing out his high stats, plot-important items, special abilities learned from the two nemeses fought so far, and a conspicuous lack of disorders.
  Woolie: I see that Earth is the great black hope here, but like... the pressure.
• Using a special event, Stankonia starts crafting unique gear from the materials collected from the Flower Knight battle. Mothman decides to craft a Vespertine Bow... only for Woolie to discover the consequences of creating the bow: A seed falls from the bow and takes root inside the settlement, resulting in an outbreak of necro-toxic mistletoe four years down the line. Mothman defends his decision to put Stankonia at risk of yet another debilitating plague as everyone else freaks out.
  Woolie: Moth, what the fuck?
  Mothman: I'm offering you a good bow, on the chance that some people may get a cold, and it might be a very bad cold.
  Woolie: Oh yeah, a necro-toxic mistletoe cold! Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, no big deal!
  Mothman: We survived one plague before!
  FistOCuffs: We've got four people left, Moth, we can't do this!

Tablelords Update: Whahappen?

• The Kingdom Death: Monster series is interrupted due to Woolie accidentally deleting all of the raw footage from the final session, and being unable to recover it. Woolie and Mothman upload a video explaining what happened, before giving us a recap of the lost episode, against a backdrop of Earth the Guilty reenacting the "dreams" monologue from Xenogears.
• Mothman's character, Kamina, abruptly died by falling into a hole during another hunt for the Flower Knight. Woolie notes that it was a pretty anticlimatic way to die, considering the character's namesake.
• Earth the Guilty was slain by the Flower Knight, and Woolie admits that Earth's death stung, because the character had been so lucky up until that point, built up with prophecies, epic gear and special abilities, only to abruptly die thanks to an unlucky draw of the cards. However, this prompts Woolie and Moth to joke that Woolie must have intentionally deleted the footage in order to negate the events of the session, referencing by name the "You didn't win" meme.
• Mothman suggests that they roll back the game to just before the Flower Knight hunt so they can re-record and continue the series. Woolie scoffs at the idea of essentially pulling some "Gundam SEED Jesus-Kira bullshit" to bring Earth back to life.

Gun To Your Head

• Just the fact that Woolie has a segment on his channel where he forces people to answer questions about Naruto at implied gunpoint. Implied because the gun is never shown, so it may or may not exist.
  • His episode with LittleVMills takes a turn for the worse when V brings up what got him back into Anime after his High School "everything you liked as a kid is now bullshit" phase. Gundam SEED. Woolie fires his possible gun for the first time after hearing that.
  • As of Woolie Vs. Season 2, the gun is now shown. Not in real life though, as it's an image poorly overlaid into the video.
  • Woolie's maybe-gun is thwarted for the first time when he tries to use it on the Zaibatsu's editor Billy, who is wearing a Rock Lee cosplay jumpsuit and toilet paper arm wrappings while editing and already knows Woolie's question before he even asks it. Woolie is reduced to a whimpering mess by the force of Billy's Borutogan.

Gon in 60 Seconds

• The series was initially Super Eyepatch Wolf and Woolie discussing Hunter × Hunter (2011) as Eyepatch Wolf makes him watch it for the first time. However, as of episode 5, it's evolved into a Spiritual Successor to Gun To Your Head with Eyepatch Wolf becoming more and more unhinged as time goes.
  • The intro to Episode 1 has Eyepatch Wolf slowly hit the Spacebar on Woolie's keyboard. Cue "Departure" and Woolie giving a very-not-pleased expression while Wolf smiles in satisfaction. Also the boiled-down explanation of wanting to become a hunter being "wanting to be a cool guy".
  • Woolie's favorite character changing on an episode-to-episode basis. In Episode 2, it's the mask that looks like the Pillar Men's Stone Mask in the opening sequence. In Episode 3, it's Gittarackur.
  • Episode 4 involves Woolie laughing at Naruto in retrospect due to the similarities between Sasuke and Kurapika's backstories.
  • Episode 5's intro has Wolf pretending to be a housekeeping attendant to trick Woolie into opening his hotel door before shouting in his terrified face, which is where the episode's freeze frame comes from.
    • They then get into a back-and-forth regarding the "withdrawal" of 220 entrants at the Hunter Exam by that point, as well as Hisoka starting a fight for no discernible reason with Wolf insisting that he's "a nice normal man".
    • Woolie's rather justified questioning of why someone would want to be a Hunter despite the obscene risk involved in just becoming one is met with Wolf shouting in his face about "Burning manly spirit".
  • Episode 6, AKA "the cooking episode". At this point, Woolie bolts out of the room when Eyepatch Wolf isn't looking, causing Wolf to give chase as Woolie tries to make it to the emergency exit.
  • Episode 7 has given the series the invokedFan Nickname of "The Eyepatch Wolf Everywhere System" due to the man himself sneaking up on Woolie, smacking his sandwich out of his hands before pushing it off the table and demanding they discuss the next episode.
  • Episode 8 features Woolie and Wolf walking outside their hotel, quietly discussing how he saw his mom cry over not being able to get groceries when he was a kid and had no clue what to do... before Wolf compares it to being a Hunter.
  • Episode 9 has evolved to a full-on hostage situation, as Wolf forces an angry crowd to watch alongside Woolie. And claims that all will be revealed in the next episode.
    Wolf: Let me finish! Let me finish! Let me finish! ... I think we should watch an episode of HunterXHunter.
    Crowd: (noises of unanimous anger and discontent)
    Wolf: Ok! Ok! Ok! I'm gonna put it on.
• Wolf's continued assertions that everyone is having a good time, and everyone agreed to watch the episode, and that clearly they should just put the next one on.
• Woolie compares the Phantom Troop to the Akatsuki.
  Wolf: HUNTERXHUNTER CAME FIRST! HUNTERXHUNTER CAME FIRST!
  Woolie: Not to me it didn't!
• After a long period of inactivity, Episode 10 has come and features Woolie hitchhiking in Ireland. Cue Eyepatch Wolf rolling up and Woolie's dawning expression of horror as he realizes just what's happening.
• Episode 12 sees Woolie giving a heartfelt speech about his ancestors being shipped off to the Caribbean as slaves and how their history was obliterated so thoroughly that finding where his family came from is a nigh-hopeless uphill battle... only for Wolf to pull out a tablet and start up an episode of HunterXHunter, causing Woolie to deflate in defeat.
  • After the episode, Woolie decides to get payback on Wolf by comparing Hunter x Hunter to My Hero Academia. Wolf immediately slacks the camera and starts having a mental breakdown.
• Episode 15, Woolie compars HXH to My Hero Academia again. Wolf starts shaking uncontrollably and grabs a kitchen knife. Cue opening theme, after which Wolf is apologising for "getting a bit knifey".

Woolie VS Whatever (Reacting to viewer submitted videos)

• The March 4th stream finally got Woolie and Reggie down to the video Paige submitted: The infamous Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters video. As they go though it it's painfully obvious that both of them are rapidly losing their sanity, especially Reggie who somehow blanked out for the first couple of minutes, and Woolie the moment he realizes it isn't a bit, becomes increasingly more distressed.
  • Early on, Reggie decides to declare he wants to challenge Paige to a cringe off. Woolie has to talk him down from challenging The Mustard Queen of Cringe.
    Woolie: You think you can outcringe the Mustard Queen? Are you out of your mind?
• The October 2022 video:

  • Woolie and Reggie's delight-slash-secondhand-embarrassment at the Kingdom Hearts parking lot video.
  • The four minute long "Woolie Galactica Phantom Compilation", showcasing all the times Reggie ate shit during the King of Fighters games by trying to jump over Ralf's 'Galactica Phantom'. Reggie is less than amused by Woolie's repeated, laughing cries of "Don't jump!".
    Woolie: That one wasn't a super! It was when they made it a normal move!
    Reggie: Fuck you, Woolie! How about that!? (Hears Woolie laughing in the video) He's laughing the same way he is right now!

Live Reaction - The Game Awards 2021

• Reggie's optimism for game trailers draws the light ire of Woolie, who is more cynical, resulting in lectures about trailers being choreographed and prettied-up. When Reggie claims that he doesn't know the difference between a hype trailer and actual gameplay, Woolie breaks down laughing and briefly leaves the couch.
• The discovery that Star Wars: Eclipse is being made by Quantic Dream hits Woolie like a punch to the gut, as he keels over across the couch with shocked, wheezing laughter.